SLEEP DEPRIVED CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @YourLocalNobody420
    @YourLocalNobody420 8 місяців тому +2830

    Parents: don’t play this game, it’s too vulgar
    Cards against humanity: my eyes ain’t so good but I’ll eat my own boot if that ain’t cute boys

    • @jjj123m
      @jjj123m 8 місяців тому +41

      Ron desantis probably doesn’t like that last part

    • @compassrose1466
      @compassrose1466 8 місяців тому +60

      I saw one at goodwill and it was Christian family cards against humanity but it was like a title that didn’t work at all and like the art on it was just the stick figure family stickers that are on the back windows of a suv or minivan. The cards sucked so bad and like I’m just so confused why they made a kid Christian family version when they could just play apples to apples 😭

    • @logemcdoge4620
      @logemcdoge4620 8 місяців тому +9

      ​@@compassrose1466was it an official set or just some off brand thing? Because I don't believe they have the copyright to that box style.

    • @YourLocalNobody420
      @YourLocalNobody420 8 місяців тому

      @@compassrose1466oxygen, Facebook, chocolate, Netflix, friends, and panda sex. LOL!

    • @dizzy4198
      @dizzy4198 8 місяців тому +3

      2016 comment

  • @trollfacequestlover
    @trollfacequestlover 8 місяців тому +2297

    schlatt saying “you think anyone in gen z” when hes literally gen z

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 8 місяців тому +525

      It's like an info hazard to schlatt. If he discovers he's actually gen z, it'll activate him like a Russian sleeper agent

    • @kikivoorburg
      @kikivoorburg 8 місяців тому +86

      I don’t think he’s denying him being gen-z here though. The comment was something like “do you think anyone in gen-z finds (a joke) funny?”. He’s not saying he’s not gen-z, he’s saying he is gen-z and doesn’t find it funny, but doesn’t know whether some other zoomers might find it funny

    • @EthanGriffith-fl2lg
      @EthanGriffith-fl2lg 8 місяців тому +46

      Me when I say “do you think white people” when I’m literally white

    • @dominikrni
      @dominikrni 7 місяців тому +16

      @@irecordwithaphone1856 jschlatt is an anomaly

    • @Ducksaregreat
      @Ducksaregreat 6 місяців тому +3

      I refuse to believe he’s that old

  • @normanmai7865
    @normanmai7865 8 місяців тому +812

    That moment of silence from 5:08 to 5:23 was definitely the moment I was feeling the least pain. Thank you, Moist.

    • @noinfo1018
      @noinfo1018 6 місяців тому +21

      I was just waiting for somebody to say “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”

  • @playstation69
    @playstation69 4 місяці тому +560

    10:40 aged well

    • @Toefungus1101
      @Toefungus1101 4 місяці тому +29

      i was just thinking the same thing LMFAO

    • @Sexy-yoda
      @Sexy-yoda 4 місяці тому

      @@Toefungus1101 SAME BRO

    • @toastiftw5299
      @toastiftw5299 4 місяці тому +16

      Glad i’m not the only one who thought about it 😂

    • @S1llySvn
      @S1llySvn 4 місяці тому +10

      So glad everyone agrees

    • @joshuarussell2052
      @joshuarussell2052 4 місяці тому +6

      SAME

  • @Notjaundice
    @Notjaundice 8 місяців тому +1046

    i genuinely really want apandah to give jschlatt manager that would be hilarious

    • @lelandcar
      @lelandcar 8 місяців тому +16

      we need the tiktok reactions

    • @Victor-Baxter
      @Victor-Baxter 8 місяців тому +14

      This is Jschlatt's alt account

  • @monkeydance3894
    @monkeydance3894 8 місяців тому +342

    Realizing Panda cant read carnival was not as surprising as it should have been

  • @darklust26
    @darklust26 8 місяців тому +569

    I'm loving this new Chuckle Sandwich episode! Thank you Jebediah Schlatt for the new upload! ❤

    • @geneticallymodifiedmousedick
      @geneticallymodifiedmousedick 8 місяців тому

      ted was so good in this one 🔥

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 8 місяців тому +26

      Great video. My favourite member is Jebediah Archibald Horatio Schlatt, by far

    • @ImNotGraceful_
      @ImNotGraceful_ 8 місяців тому +21

      Schluckle Sandwich

  • @St0ckph0t0
    @St0ckph0t0 4 місяці тому +207

    10:42 that aged well-

  • @Madifishy
    @Madifishy 4 місяці тому +161

    Did 10:29 predict the Donald Trump assassination attempt, FOUR MONTHS before it happened? lmao

  • @ThGy
    @ThGy 8 місяців тому +525

    my fav part is how jschlatt thinks he isnt a gen z

    • @jamesm6638
      @jamesm6638 6 місяців тому +16

      generation is more of a mindset tbh

    • @zapdog_
      @zapdog_ 4 місяці тому +3

      i’m the same way, maybe it has to do with being born before the tragedy

  • @M0NG0N
    @M0NG0N 8 місяців тому +628

    Well tickle me silly and call me Bob I guess we'll have to make _____________!
    1. Sleep Deprived Monster Hunter
    2. Sleep Deprived Monster Hunter
    3. Sleep Deprived Monster Hunter
    4. Sleep Deprived Monster Hunter
    5. Sleep Deprived Monster Hunter
    6. Sleep Deprived Monster Hunter

    • @salmonellaII
      @salmonellaII 8 місяців тому +11

      I LOVE MONSTER HUNTER!!!!

    • @zeberiko
      @zeberiko 8 місяців тому +16

      You need to comment this exact same thing in the next 100 videos for them to even consider playing it.

    • @yuki_9209
      @yuki_9209 8 місяців тому +2

      yessss!!!!

    • @binay413963
      @binay413963 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@zeberikohe is 11% done already

    • @king-tinman9946
      @king-tinman9946 8 місяців тому +2

      real

  • @darkhi4488
    @darkhi4488 8 місяців тому +365

    truly amazed that jschlock's whole net worth is about 30 seconds of a Superbowl ad...

    • @minecraftpro95624
      @minecraftpro95624 8 місяців тому +9

      the average person will never be able to afford even 1 second

  • @abbyandersonyt
    @abbyandersonyt 8 місяців тому +158

    Why is this episode more depressing than usual

    • @zaccyj7617
      @zaccyj7617 8 місяців тому +22

      because its CAH

  • @stephaniek1697
    @stephaniek1697 8 місяців тому +115

    Sleep Deprived Gaming Records:
    SCHLATT: 92
    AZTRO: 37
    MIKA: 57
    PANDA: 30
    -special guests
    NOPEIFY: 3
    GENE: 1
    -details
    Mario Party 1: P
    Hand Simulator: S x3 A x1 M x3 P x1
    Mario Party 2: P
    Roblox 2: S P
    Roblox 3: S
    Jackbox 1: A x2 M x1 P x1
    Roblox 4: S x2
    Jackbox 2: S M
    Mario Party 3: S
    Jackbox 3: A M P x2
    Roblox 5: S
    Mario Party 4: P
    Minecraft: S
    Jackbox 4: S x3 M x2
    Jackbox 5: S x2 P x2 N
    Worms: S P
    Ultimate Chicken Horse 1: S A x2 P
    Gang Beasts 1: S x11 A x3 M x8 P x2
    GeoGuesser 1: S x4 A M x3
    Jackbox 6: G P
    GeoGuesser 2: S x4 A M x2 P
    Ultimate Chicken Horse 2: S A x3 P
    “Agario”: S M x2 P
    GeoGuesser 3: S x5 A M P
    Jackbox 7: A x2 M P
    Skribblio 1: S x3 A
    GeoGuesser 4: S x3 M x2
    Skribblio 2: S A x2 M
    Duck Game 1: S A x2
    Gang Beasts 2: S x8 A M x7 P x3
    GeoGuesser 5: S x4 M
    Jackbox 8: A x2 P x2
    Ultimate Chicken Horse 3: BIRTHDAY BOY x6
    Mario Party 5: A
    GeoGuesser 6: S x3 M
    Party Animals: S x4 A x9 M x13 P x2
    Jackbox 9: S x2 M
    Skribblio 3: S x2 A M
    GeoGuesser 7: S x3 M x3
    Jackbox 10: S x3 P x2
    Duck Game 2: S
    Jackbox 11: P N x2
    GeoGuesser 8: S x3 M
    Mario Party 6: S
    Cards Against Humanity: A M

  • @kraftsmacaroni
    @kraftsmacaroni 4 місяці тому +28

    11:01 hey schlatt where were you july 13th 2024

  • @grillgamesh
    @grillgamesh 8 місяців тому +65

    There's a browser cards against version where you can type your own answers. That would be wild.

    • @x8a
      @x8a 8 місяців тому +20

      if they played that one half the video would be censored

  • @skoovee
    @skoovee 8 місяців тому +218

    unironicly best thing to watch when i woke up at 4 am from a trauma induced nightmare

    • @squtnik
      @squtnik 8 місяців тому +27

      i hope you're doing ok now!!!

    • @jbjalexander1440
      @jbjalexander1440 8 місяців тому +13

      I get those all the time as of recently 😢 I’m so sorry you have to go through that. Schlatt is such a big part in helping us all feel better

    • @onatimcore
      @onatimcore 8 місяців тому +10

      holy shit i just got out of a psychotic episode LMAO, hope you’re doing better ❤

    • @Saxxy_Mann
      @Saxxy_Mann 8 місяців тому +7

      Womp Womp

    • @pleasesendhelp7304
      @pleasesendhelp7304 8 місяців тому +6

      Skill issue tbh

  • @JamesNicholasPage
    @JamesNicholasPage 4 місяці тому +55

    10:43 well well well, look what happened here

  • @gimmiekiwi
    @gimmiekiwi 8 місяців тому +139

    "Schlactose intolerant" sure knows how to ruin my day

  • @mandarin-df75
    @mandarin-df75 4 місяці тому +21

    10:43 that surely aged well

  • @stoicbubble5755
    @stoicbubble5755 4 місяці тому +16

    10:43 so you were the one who stole my time machine

  • @Evelynn_2475
    @Evelynn_2475 4 місяці тому +15

    10:40 WAIT A MINUTE...

  • @logangrimes9921
    @logangrimes9921 4 місяці тому +16

    10:39 This aged perfectly 🗿

  • @le-mon
    @le-mon 8 місяців тому +45

    Timestamps:
    Start: 0:00
    End: 24:08

    • @squtnik
      @squtnik 8 місяців тому +1

      ty bro you're a lifesaver god bless 💯🙌

    • @CourierCat-isGod
      @CourierCat-isGod 4 місяці тому +1

      24:09*

  • @anatormality5629
    @anatormality5629 8 місяців тому +17

    8:48 best part of the video. The ‘womp’ after boo-boo killed me.

  • @LucklessLex
    @LucklessLex 8 місяців тому +23

    I REALLY loved this episode! Especially the part between 5:09 to 5:23
    You guys should do that more often! Or maybe like always!

  • @GigaChad-hu3de
    @GigaChad-hu3de 4 місяці тому +16

    "Your allowed to shoot someone if their Donald trump" aged like fine wine

  • @wolfor121
    @wolfor121 4 місяці тому +10

    10:40
    Oh man, that aged great

  • @mysteriouslyseeing
    @mysteriouslyseeing 4 місяці тому +7

    10:42 "Schloot the Former President of the United States" strikes again

  • @skeletonizer7512
    @skeletonizer7512 8 місяців тому +66

    This video was way funnier than I thought it would be 😭 Mika actually played along for most of the time

  • @rgcomets
    @rgcomets 4 місяці тому +14

    10:32 no way Schlagg predicted another event

  • @crowsycured
    @crowsycured 8 місяців тому +36

    the "mika look at the prompt!" actually killed me

    • @MM4RK01
      @MM4RK01 3 місяці тому

      And then it follows up with Mika saying “what to do with all this chocolate…on my..wiwi.”

  • @Kamkam__ii
    @Kamkam__ii 4 місяці тому +51

    10:39 The trump joke aged like fine wine.

    • @snohiyy
      @snohiyy 4 місяці тому +1

      sorry, I didn't hear that, could you said it again? ever since july 13th I haven't been able to hear as well.

  • @penumbra455
    @penumbra455 4 місяці тому +14

    10:38 well this aged well didn't it

  • @ToadTendo
    @ToadTendo 8 місяців тому +32

    They should play this again but with custom cards and images enabled

  • @ModerationLabs
    @ModerationLabs 4 місяці тому +17

    10:43 boy did that age well

  • @BiscuitFlash
    @BiscuitFlash 4 місяці тому +12

    10:39 THAT DID NOT AGE WELL

  • @AeryanKnight-yo4ko
    @AeryanKnight-yo4ko 4 місяці тому +35

    NO PRESIDENT DONALD TRUM GOT ME LMAOO

  • @flame__7704
    @flame__7704 4 місяці тому +40

    10:36 was a head of its time

  • @Nubfist
    @Nubfist 4 місяці тому +9

    10:41 aged like fine wine

  • @cyber4132
    @cyber4132 8 місяців тому +157

    CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY more like Sleep deprived against humanity

  • @Nok0mo
    @Nok0mo 8 місяців тому +19

    You know what, I’m gonna agree with the boys. After a few days the comment section just gets depressing and sometimes mean.

  • @nsf574
    @nsf574 8 місяців тому +19

    8:17 Apandah moment 2:10
    19:40 15:49 Actually the best one 18:26 19:40 8:48
    21:04 6:19 7:09
    11:55 "Oh, bother!" The most boomer thing Schlatt's ever said
    14:59
    19:13 outdated 20:16
    Meta: 21:25 "You can't pick 'getting aborted' on a Mika card czar round, dude..." 22:13 "I love hormone injections." "I was saving that one just for you!" 8:02

  • @gingrbreadd
    @gingrbreadd 8 місяців тому +24

    i was super depressed and then i watched this video and it made my day unfathomably worse. love you guys.

  • @HDMICIDE
    @HDMICIDE 4 місяці тому +9

    10:40 the card should say Pennsylvania

  • @WatermelonGems
    @WatermelonGems 4 місяці тому +7

    10:40 predicting the future over here

  • @adriscloudy
    @adriscloudy 8 місяців тому +18

    17:56 thank you moist for clarifying

  • @compassrose1466
    @compassrose1466 8 місяців тому +8

    I really want them to play the t-shirt minigame on jackbox and sell some merch from it because the idea of Schlatt pulling out the drawing tablet and speedrunning is so funny to me 😭

  • @comrade_jax2460
    @comrade_jax2460 4 місяці тому +62

    That Trump one aged GREAT

  • @thomaschamberlain3270
    @thomaschamberlain3270 4 місяці тому +7

    10:42 that aged quickly 💀

  • @Gory_allegory
    @Gory_allegory 4 місяці тому +7

    10:35 this one aged well

  • @noahtekulve2684
    @noahtekulve2684 4 місяці тому +10

    10:29 bro this did NOT age well hahahhahhaha

  • @positivesunshine4633
    @positivesunshine4633 4 місяці тому +7

    10:41 Well that aged well

  • @dizzy4198
    @dizzy4198 8 місяців тому +12

    I couldn’t even sleep to this😂 I deprived IMMEDIATELY! Clean up on isle MY BED!😂😂😂

  • @crnked
    @crnked 8 місяців тому +8

    i love listening to apandah read can you guys make a video teaching him how to read

  • @OIeka
    @OIeka 8 місяців тому +7

    Is it just me who feels the increased deadness in their voices? I feel like they’re even more soul sapped lately than usual. They don even be laughing as much they’re just depressed

    • @custerr
      @custerr 8 місяців тому +9

      They're tired they just need to get some sleep.

    • @samhollow5332
      @samhollow5332 8 місяців тому +1

      They're souless and dont enjoy each others company

    • @weggygaygay9940
      @weggygaygay9940 8 місяців тому +4

      they actually hate each other in real life

    • @kikivoorburg
      @kikivoorburg 8 місяців тому +3

      I think it’s just because the game is a bit unfunny / outdated for their sense of humour. Plus it’s all pre-made jokes so there’s not too much to improv with per se. Or they are depressed, I’m certainly not gonna claim I know lol

    • @SweetTooth1102
      @SweetTooth1102 8 місяців тому +3

      They are sleep deprived

  • @Controversy1979
    @Controversy1979 4 місяці тому +9

    This Aged Well 10:42

  • @blocki225
    @blocki225 4 місяці тому +9

    10:43 well that aged poorly

  • @warrena1183
    @warrena1183 4 місяці тому +5

    10:41 happens just not in Arizona

  • @connorbrewer7661
    @connorbrewer7661 4 місяці тому +6

    10:40 THEY PREDICTED IT

  • @FlourishAndFlavorsBakery
    @FlourishAndFlavorsBakery 4 місяці тому +6

    10:40 “president Donald trump” didn’t age well💀

  • @tridenium
    @tridenium 8 місяців тому +69

    Sleep deprived never fails to make me shit all over the floor like a bad bad girl.

  • @ransom8212
    @ransom8212 4 місяці тому +28

    who watching this after the attempted assassination?

  • @cinkwww
    @cinkwww 8 місяців тому +11

    Sleep deprived hasnt uploaded in 6 days, my body is rotting

  • @yamero8592
    @yamero8592 4 місяці тому +10

    10:39 that did not age well

    • @Zapact
      @Zapact 4 місяці тому

      It aged perfectly.

  • @bourgoinbrian
    @bourgoinbrian 4 місяці тому +5

    10:57 well that didn't age well

  • @supremacydestructor
    @supremacydestructor 4 місяці тому +4

    10:43 this aged so well

  • @eragons1894
    @eragons1894 4 місяці тому +5

    10:38 This aged like a spoiled milk.

  • @Alliewolf-nk1wi
    @Alliewolf-nk1wi 8 місяців тому +3

    Watching this after watching all of the Joko and Pokay cards videos is like going back in time.

  • @Savvyester
    @Savvyester 4 місяці тому +6

    11:02 - that aged well

  • @CoolAlienKittieCat
    @CoolAlienKittieCat 4 місяці тому +7

    10:39 this didnt age well

  • @wyattsudbrink8350
    @wyattsudbrink8350 4 місяці тому +9

    Lmao that trump card aged like a fine wine

  • @bruuh-
    @bruuh- 4 місяці тому +10

    Aged well

  • @crikeymikey4966
    @crikeymikey4966 8 місяців тому +36

    I suffered through 24 minutes of CAH for this fucking channel. Remember that.

  • @jstott2075
    @jstott2075 4 місяці тому +6

    this video aged well i see 10:40

  • @wastethinner76
    @wastethinner76 8 місяців тому +9

    Apandah should try the "upload a video to youtube" challenge (apandah difficulty)!

  • @freefroli0dot5_11
    @freefroli0dot5_11 4 місяці тому +6

    10:42 predicted the future

  • @TisumGuy7
    @TisumGuy7 9 днів тому +1

    2:44 I am in gen z and mechahitler is a real knee slapper

  • @TheDog-kk4sn
    @TheDog-kk4sn 8 місяців тому +11

    This isn't cards against humanity, its cards against formality

  • @banstagoi
    @banstagoi 8 місяців тому +18

    I almost thought they stopped uploading! I have never been more disappointed!

  • @Breadboybob
    @Breadboybob 4 місяці тому +9

    10:38 didn’t age well💀

  • @arthurrodrigues451
    @arthurrodrigues451 4 місяці тому +5

    10:38 oh boy (watching this after july 14th)

  • @lustrousparadox
    @lustrousparadox 8 місяців тому +12

    Where is the new sleep deprived upload????

  • @VDotBlank
    @VDotBlank 8 місяців тому +2

    "Gen Z hates this game"
    A few years ago my choir class had a day every few weeks where wed just all play Cards Against Humanity. I miss it

  • @SpooklyZ3R0
    @SpooklyZ3R0 4 місяці тому +9

    10:45 did not age well... 7/13/2024

  • @Hot_O
    @Hot_O 8 місяців тому +2

    Please come back bros, I cant live without you ❤ Love you ❤❤❤

  • @mortalcrawler
    @mortalcrawler 4 місяці тому +6

    10:40 did not age well

  • @xxsamsaucexx3692
    @xxsamsaucexx3692 4 місяці тому +3

    Watching this after 7/14/24 is wild

  • @ath06
    @ath06 8 місяців тому +11

    i clicked on this video and it gave me an ad about getting in touch with god

  • @DEWEW07
    @DEWEW07 8 місяців тому +5

    Timestamps:
    Start - 0:00
    End - 24:08

  • @propername4830
    @propername4830 8 місяців тому +5

    What if we played Cards Against Humanity, but instead of images, videos or GIFs, we used words

  • @Riverstone21
    @Riverstone21 8 місяців тому +1

    Tbh, it’s rlly nice coming home after a long day of work & watching you guys goof off playing video games❤thanks

  • @sarahfeng
    @sarahfeng 8 місяців тому +1

    schlatt bringing up ayn rand in conversation is the least surprising thing i've ever heard

  • @blurryphoto3379
    @blurryphoto3379 8 місяців тому +12

    Do any of the sdp members really count as human anymore

  • @scarlettfox1703
    @scarlettfox1703 8 місяців тому +1

    Pretty sure I've played this exact combo before and it's so good 6:54

  • @SheepleVibes
    @SheepleVibes 8 місяців тому +10

    Apandah made you Schlatt

  • @SirMatthew
    @SirMatthew 8 місяців тому +7

    Finally a game they can't fuck up

  • @The_amazing_jfk
    @The_amazing_jfk 8 місяців тому +8

    Deadmouse killed 3 kids with a car but jschlatt.....

  • @noneknowstheswagger
    @noneknowstheswagger 8 місяців тому +65

    it’s women’s history month shoutout aztrosist 💞

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 8 місяців тому +10

      aztrosist more like aztroSIS

    • @dktko3993
      @dktko3993 8 місяців тому

      aztrosist’s woman history is a man

    • @Madduckkk
      @Madduckkk 8 місяців тому +1

      No it’s leprechaun month

    • @carlmedude
      @carlmedude 8 місяців тому

      Trans people making their entire personality be Trans:

    • @bbbattler2242
      @bbbattler2242 6 місяців тому

      No

  • @RLyonss
    @RLyonss 8 місяців тому +10

    THE ROT CONSUMES THE ROT CUMUSE