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The pronoun change to personality change pipeline is real. After I started going by he/him, I immediately became a misogynist!
I'm so proud of you, it's never easy to come out as misogynist ❤️
Me too, proud misogynist!
trans inclusive radical misogyny 👍
Good for you. Same happened to me honestly
i affirm my transfem homies by being misogynistic 💯
Brian: “Peter what are you doing”
Peter: “Crack”
Brian: “What the fuck!?”
This one hits too close to home
Hey at least I'm not drinking, Brian
LMAO
@@jacesdavis Smoking crack isn't the way to stop drinking. Where'd you get crack, anyways?
@@charliefullwood4522from Black's
sleep deprived if it was woke:
mika would be ASEXUAL
astrosist would be TRANSGENDER
panda would be the same
schlatt would be HOMOSEXUAL
Last one is exclusive to Schlatt's own channel
@@ThePotionMaster413thats the joke
@@cryopex9976ah. I see i am stupid.
aztro already is LMAO😭
hometsuck
Shat: Asstoe, what r u doing?
Asstoe: changering pronouns
Shat: What the fuck?!
Crack!
crack!!
crack!!
What the woke!?
What the fuck?!?!
APANDAHS FIRST CHANCE TO TALK TO A GIRL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯YOU GOT THIS GOONER DONT BLOW IT!!!!!
he, she, we, gooner. woke…
@@penelopeallen32 i love youy pleas oh my god youre just perfect thank you so much for saying this
@@return4887 my prounounce are apan/d
It makes me really uncomfortable how they keep using schlatt’s AI voice model in these videos pretending he’s still alive.
Holy shit this joke made me BUST
LMAOOO
This joke made my toes curl, my legs shake, and my whole body convulse as I busted everywhere as a result of succumbing to the gooning hypnotism introduced to me by Apandah
This joke made me liberal
this JOKE made ME want to GOON uncontrollably
“First the pronouns change, then your whole attitude changes with you.”
Damn Schlatt really had to call us out huh
this is so me btw
@@TodayInGoodMusicgross
Me, if you even care 😔
@@knashbrown not really tbh, sry
@@alexsherstiuk2537NOT sorry
Mika's soyjack woke jschlatt drawing is too real. That drawing came from a place of hate.
the sharty?
GEMMY!!!!!! @@user-qw9yf6zs9t
thats how true wojaks are made not even real artists can make true wojaks
actual artists cannot draw a wojak, they can only imitate. true wojaks are made by ousiders who are at any time 3 seconds away from heading over to their local superstore with a sawed off
"i wish i could use incense to bring you guys closer to our lord and saviour" is such an underrated line. it gives pokemon go to the polls
Vibes
Bro I read this comment as he said it in my ear that was scary
@@galaxysheep444thanks for finishing their sentence
6:34 I love Schlatt being able to instantly tell that "Filbert pipe Sidney' isn't a reference he doesn't understand but a random string of words from Pandah's shitty brain
this series has taught me that aztro is a surprisingly good artist and that pandah's mind is a wasteland of screams and tits
the genuine rage in “PANDA! THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!”gets me every time
Last year, I was poor, unemployed, and had no friends. Then I started watching Sleep Deprived Podcast, and now I am gay, poor, unemployed, and have no friends. Thank you, SDP for all of your help!
I love this original comment!
And -$5 every month
I love this original comment!
me too
You may not have a job, home or friends, but at least you have pronouns
For a channel called Sleep Deprived, Woke is a very fitting world
When can they finally sleep?
I still can’t tell the difference between Mike and aztro and until now I got away with it by just saying “him”. Now thanks to the woke agenda this is no longer possible. Thanks a bunch Biden
REAL
Mike?
@@ToadTendo I said what I said
MIKE
who the fuck is mike
love that schlatt can still be a devoted catholic republican in a group of woke lefties, it’s truly beautiful 🙏✝️🛐❤️🩹
Demmiecaps
W schlatt
I couldn’t handle semen deprived after the wokies started clouding our beautiful podcast, truly a astonishing feat that Shat can stay Catholic in this world of liberals
Crack
What the fuck
Schlatt has mastered the Norm Macdonald trick of saying the same thing until it forces you to laugh
9/11
2:50 what is aztro talking about? if mika managed to catch that galarian zapdos he would be DROWNING in sex
for real that thing has a catch rate of 0.0000075%
ikr and it appears like once in a millenia
sleep deprived never fails to PRONOUN. PRONOUN. ALERT. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. WOKE. WOKE WOKE WOKE. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN. PRONOUN.
I’m shaking and foaming at the mouth with this episode
GRRRRRR THESE WOKE PRONOUNS!!!!!!!!G
Sleep deprived never fails to Peter, what are you doing? Crack. What the fuck?! Hey at least I’m not drinking Brian
@@rker3195 What the fuck?
@@rker3195 wait rker like yba??
the fact that anytime they get a completely wack ass prompt every single one of them can figure out who gave them the prompt. true friendship is being able to distinguish who's bullshit you're looking at with absolutely no clues
Now that Aztro is woke I can finally admit that they’re wildly attractive
yeah, that was the last straw
real
i think youre just bisexual
sooo true
Aztro, what are you doing?
"First the pronouns change-" IM ACTUALLY CRYING
SAME I'm shocked they joked about that lmao
NO IDC IT WAS FUNNY
i feel like this was definitely on purpose since schlatt misgendered her in the last vid?? joking about it breaks that tension a bit
@wermluv my immediate thought too LMAO. My friends would do the same shit,
@soupmix211 Why? They close friends. I joke about the same stuff with my trans friends
Can we just appreciate how Sleep Deprived ties us to a chair with a rope and forces us to watch every single video with a gun to our head
I think that might just be you 😳
@@SomberSky no they're right aztro is sitting next to me with a gun she's making me watch this woke propaganda joe biden lgbtq communist podcast and forcing me to use pronouns
@@SomberSkyare you sure dude? The gun is pretty close to my head right now, I won’t be saying anything though, I “love” sleep deprived! (Please help me oh god NOO)
@@Mattssz whoopsie
I'm really proud of aztro, couldn't be happier for her
thank you so much :)
@@Aztrosistgo back to your cave
@@Aztrosist still no hoes :(
🐜
@@Aztrosisthello aztrosist
How can it be woke? You’re SLEEP DEPRIVED… you don’t sleep.
The woke up 1 day and never slept
They’re sleep deprived because they stay woke
they are woke by design
Hi, My name is Keith, and i am from Zambia... Its humbling to see this and i am grateful that Dora and the children are getting the help they much needed. More Blessings and More Success to you Jimmy and The Beast Philanthropy team.
he’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit
You're welcome Keith
No problem man
@@moist_Oh my God moist the editor for sleep deprived real!?!?!!!!?!?;!?!;!-+-&+$!
@@mrbast9017 no moist isn't real, you're making that up
All jokes aside, it genuinely feels great that the sdp community has been fostered in such a way that astro feels comfortable coming out and being her true self :)))))
Jschlatt and co. respecting someone's pronouns change was not on my bingo card for this channel but i'm glad to be surprised
@@kajamatousek247 honestly, i always got respectful vibes from schlatt when he's not joking. he seems like a nice guy to know
@@kajamatousek247schlatt has always been supportive
Most of the people here are kids who were already queer
It was expected
The only ones mad at her are probably reel watching kids (and more of the outside world)
it's nice to know that aztrosist trusts the goons so much and is able to be themselves :)
edit: if you're gonna reply just to hate... why? what do you get out of this? what do you get out of not using someone's preferred pronouns?
the goons would never fail a goonette‼‼
im the grammar police *themself
@@egghaverrim gonna touch you 🤫🤫
:)
@@Aztrosist yooo its the babe herself!!!!!
sleep deprived never fails to make me goon! 🥰
I’m gonna goon
ambatugoon
Literally gooning rn
so funny
@@mattiagrana thanks
So proud of Aztro for pronoun-maxxing, keep it up girlboss!
you did not just say pronounmaxxing
@@-Gug-she is indeed pronounmaxxing
Ewwwwww
Pronoun maxing....what even is that ?
@@binay413963 crack
@@binay413963 Don't diss the grindset, hater. It's somewhat similar to gender-maxxing in aesthetic style, but differs in execution.
So fun seeing "schlatt" spending times with special need kids!
needs**
Yeah, especially Mika, i heard he is canadian 😔. It's about time they make some medication against that condition.
@TodayInGoodMusic No there's only one need. gogurt.
@@roger5059i heard apandah is apandah
@@CubeShip i heard apandah is hot
sleep deprived never fails to make me woke
What the fuck is that emoji
WHAT THE GUCK IS THAT BLUE SHIJ STAIN
dude never use this blue shit again im serious
Tf is that
Same
idk when aztro changed their pronouns but congratulations aztro!! you have nothing but love and support from me xoxoxo
thank you mickey!
I went into the replies to make sure there wasn’t any bigots but it was ASTRO HERSELF
@@jae_vee SO GAGGED
@@mickeycasagrande3875 we're all a bit gagged, aren't we?
@@jae_veeHere I am, He*
The telephone is so woke that they should call it "garthey/them" phone (funny)
(Adding something in parenthesis after a shit joke doesn't make it funny)
lol (that was funny)
@@horseguy273(funny)
@@horseguy273go back to woke land pal this place is for true goons only (funny)
@@nightlyy- fakecel has never gooned in his life
“I’m so wet”
Nah apanda’s goin wild today 😭
this is tame apandah
@@-Gug- tame impanda
Astro never fails to be our favorite goonette, happy for her
Wow astro really puts the "sis" in Astrosist
she puts the sis in isis
this is gonna sound like a carbon copy of every other comment but as a long time fan of this podcast and aztro's content in general, seeing her happy with supportive friends and them not making anything too awkward or anything is so awesome. eventually one day i'll get to that point, but until then, aztro keep being yourself and being an inspiration. the gooners got your back.
Theres something so gender affirming about hearing the guys use the correct pronouns for Aztro. Idk why just hearing people switch pronouns for their friend so quickly and easily feels really nice :)
nothing like a good dose of trans joy
You’re getting really sleepy…
[Insert "oh my god bro- ah hell no wtf man" here]
@cloudtaker633 [insert: peter what are you doing?]
@@logemcdoge4620 crack
I'm so glad jschlatt has fully embraced his autism. they grow up so fast!
Sleep deprived never fails to be my role models of what not to be 🥰
crack
@@kyperkon2472 what the fuck
@@kyperkon2472what the fuck?!
@@egghaverrhey at least I’m not drinkin’ Brian
Why is Apanda speaking through a McDonald’s ordering machine
on shift
he's getting that bag 🛍️
He's making minimum wage don't judge him
His UA-cam hiatus has caught up to him
Sleep Deprived if they were WOKE:
Astro is TRANSGENDER
Shat is BISEXUAL
Mika is ASEXUAL
Apandah
Apandah is gooner
three horsemen and one horsewoman of the apocalypse
brian: peter, what are you doing?
peter: crack.
brian: what the fuck
peter what are yo udoing
@@bennyworm1234 crack
Cr ack
what the fuck
What the fuck
So happy Aztro can be herself, wishing her the best from one trans person to another
Oh Aztro is trans? I thought they were joking around or something, good for her though!
@@emeryduhgamerI did at first too but she confirmed it herself!
I think this is the only channel where getting their patreon would actually be worse than watching their videos without it.
Im so happy for Astrosist i wish her the best! theres finally a goonette in a group of gooners :3
aztro has been a part of the sdp since its creation
@@kenesys8713 but now shes a goonette 🤯
@@komotss she has been for a while
Sleep deprived never fails to CRACK.
What the fuck?!
What the fuck?
What the fuck?!
Hey, at least I'm not drinking Brian.
Peter, what are you doing?
Crack.
What the fuck?!
Crack.
Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
What the fuck?!
Crack.
Peter, what are you going?
What the fuck?!
Crack.
Crack.
What the fuck?!
Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
What the fuck?!
Crack.
Peter, what are you doing?
Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
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Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
What the fuck?!
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Hey, at least I'm not drinking Brian.
Peter, what are you doing?
Crack.
What the fuck?!
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Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
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Peter, what are you going?
What the fuck?!
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Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
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Peter, what are you going?
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Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
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Hey, at least I'm not drinking Brian.
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Crack.
What the fuck?!
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Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
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Peter, what are you going?
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Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
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Hey, at least I'm not drinking Brian.
Peter, what are you doing?
Crack.
What the fuck?!
Crack.
Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
What the fuck?!
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Peter, what are you going?
What the fuck?!
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What the fuck?!
Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
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Hey, at least I'm not drinking, Brian.
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I'm so happy for Aztro, we're all proud of our favourite goonette 💕🏳️⚧️
dude you are SO weird@@dank90
@@dank90bro is crazy?????
@@dank90 bro what ??
Very happy for Astro that she’s with a group of friends who accept her for who she is
Now I can call her astrotits
The whimsur fucking bit has to be the funniest bit in sleep deprived gartic phone history
very happy that astrid feels comfortable enough to be herself. very proud of you!! big hugs 🫂🤍
Not gonna lie i get so happy whenever y'all upload, i think i have an unhealthy obsession with the sleep deprived podcast. Every single day i go on the channel and rewatch old videos, trying to see if there's one i missed.
I always feel like one of the boys when I watch sleep deprived but in reality I'm a loser eating cold spaghetti with a spoon
are spaghetti good?
Spagenti
Pasketti
Puskinti
im eating mcnuggets 😔
goos spaghetti is?
spaghettini is good?
Aztro: Panda what are you doing?
Panda: Fucking Whismur
Aztro: What the fuck?!
WOKE Sleep Deprived
MLMIKA
ACETROSIST
Jschlatt
APANSEXUALDA
goated
so proud of aztro :) as an enby myself, it makes me excited to see someone on a large platform who i can relate to and is able to come out. u have our full support astrid!!
sleep deprived never fails to make me lose NNN
NOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EDGE TO SLEEP DEPRIVED DURING NNN NOT FULL-ON GOON 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
LETS GOO AZTRO!!! PROUD OF HER‼️
Congrats on coming out Aztro! I'm so glad that you felt comfortable to be able to come out to SDP and it's nice seeing more trans representation in the online space from big creators, especially enby representation. I'm so glad you can be yourself!!!
Its good to live in poland cuz when sleep deprived posts a new video its evening and my day is already ruined
>Live in Poland
>Day ruined
living here is enough to ruin my day
Schlatt getting immediately triggered to laugh like Wario every time Aztro says "crack" is making me piss myself lmao
I can't believe I'm considering actually subscribing to the patreon JUST to see the original version of this episode
Sleep deprived never fails to make me smoke crack
Brian: “what the fuck”
Timestamps:
Start - 0:00
End - 22:55
this helped a lot 👍
Thanks! Now I can easily skip to the end and get back to gooning!
Where are the jumpscares
@@yahkimicki236 420:69
we love girlypop aztro
So sorry for your loss Mika, can't believe "shatt" would do that to you on your daily walk.
Not the family guy vocal stimming
aztro has pronounce now… whats next? Blue hair and liberal?
Probably, it’s disgusting
Sleep deprived never fails to make my day and fill me with joy 😊
do you ever feel your left kidney imploding or do you not watch sleep deprived..?
yes
liberals!
i lost my kidney in the trenches
You guys genuinely make my day better with your jokes
omg i’m so happy for aztro!! sending soooo much love
Sleep deprived never fails to make me smilemax
it puts a smile on my face to see aztro wokemaxxing! happy for her
Never would've known SDP would become so woke now.
sleep deprived never fails to be a prime of example of “do neither as i say or do”
i always love to goon to new sleep deprived podcast videos ☺
im so happy for you aztro !!!!! im so glad that there's so much support here for you and there always will be !
They should call it Garlic Phone because of all the Garlic that Schlatt eats to keep the Texas vampires away
sleep deprived never fails to rip out my exposed nerves 😍
Can't wait for the 200th episode! Love you guys!
Once a gooner always a gooner
Mika:"Apandah what are you doing?"
Apandah:"Fucking Whismur"
Mika:"WHAT THE FLIP?"
Congrats on coming out Aztro, you can now officially girlboss to your full potential
(Seriously though, im super happy for you! Also love your art, its super cool :])
You can really hear the soul and emotion drain out of them and I am here for it. Can't wait another husk post
Gartic Phone has to be my favorite series y’all do. I nearly die every time.
Can we get a round of applause for our newest goonette Aztro?
the goon never ends
Knowing aztro is trans really suprised no one nor changes anything but i know it takes guts to come out and say it so good job aztro 👍
IM EATING WINGS(spicy korean bbq from wingstop) AND WATCHING SLEEP DEPRIVED. HAVING A LOVELY EVENING NOW
I’d just go for the great throw with galarian zapdos. It’ll be easier to land on the few times you see one of the galarian birds.
Love how little effort goes into this channel! 💖
Hate from Slovakia 🥰🥰🥰
I'm so proud of Aztro for coming out, and it makes me so happy seeing so many other people being supportive 😊
well it was expectable for mikas galarian bird to run away they have like a 1% chance of beeing caught at best and if they break out of the ball the chance for them to flee is like 90% it took me 17 attempts to get one
When a new sleep deprived ep comes out i like to skip my antipsychotic and get really really high! :)
I can’t believe sleep deprived collabed with my favorite youtuber,”bit of munch”!!! This collab has been in the makings for a while, great to see it finally happen.
This is my favorite woke podcast
Sleep deprived never fails to make me happy
Imagine trying to catch a galarian bird and just expecting to catch it from a golden razz and expert throw. You need to commit to getting those 60 raids over the course of 80 days to get a masterball and spend it on a galarian bird.
This episode was very funny. I felt like I was going insane. Gee wilikers!
By far thisbis the best sleep deprive upload
The Whismur bit is actually some of the funniest messed up shit I’ve seen in a minute