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  • @kiihuncho
    @kiihuncho 8 років тому +581

    "I need 2 gums cause Tridents mad small" lmaoo rs😂

  • @egyptian_thoth
    @egyptian_thoth 8 років тому +360

    Low Key, Six was never your real friend. A real friend won't wait to tell you something another person said about you when they get mad. I've learned to stay away from friends like that.

    • @vonmorris5948
      @vonmorris5948 8 років тому +12

      Egyptian_Thoth the dog who brings a bone carry a bone

  • @realprissygrl
    @realprissygrl 8 років тому +870

    boom
    right boom
    alright boom
    okay boom
    like boom
    okay boom
    I love Justin 😂

  • @nataliediaz3795
    @nataliediaz3795 8 років тому +464

    Idk if y'all ever got hit with a wet floor sign ? 😂

    • @tashinemanning5383
      @tashinemanning5383 8 років тому +43

      Natalie Diaz LMAOOO I was like yeah cuz that's so common 😂

    • @amanduhvee4208
      @amanduhvee4208 8 років тому

      lmfaoo right 😂

    • @maynara5579
      @maynara5579 8 років тому

      Natalie Diaz rightttttt lmao 😂😂😂

    • @JayLindoo
      @JayLindoo  8 років тому +90

      Lmao wait I'm the only one 😩 ?

    • @Mslorreaminah
      @Mslorreaminah 8 років тому +4

      Natalie Diaz I def couldn't relate to that part

  • @IAmAngelManneh
    @IAmAngelManneh 8 років тому +577

    😂 Only ugly people fight cause they ain't got nothing to lose. They wanna make you look as ugly as them. You said that Justin. I think in the q&a. Never been in a fight in my life. I'm too cute for all that.

  • @Sheree512
    @Sheree512 8 років тому +121

    he said "if you ever been hit by a wet floor sign then you know....." LMFAO like that's common or some shit 😂😂😂

  • @arianacruz2220
    @arianacruz2220 8 років тому +235

    Us New Yorkers wear timbs all year round lol but son you not deadass with that lil girl laugh scared the shit out of me 😂😂😂😂

    • @sweetpea8315
      @sweetpea8315 8 років тому +1

      lol

    • @tashinemanning5383
      @tashinemanning5383 8 років тому +3

      Ariana Cruz yo I thought I was buggin when I heard that 😭😭😭

    • @akadiva11
      @akadiva11 8 років тому +1

      Ariana Cruz q

    • @JayLindoo
      @JayLindoo  8 років тому +21

      Lmfao I'm sorry I said his real name & 'needed to cover it up 😩

    • @Mslorreaminah
      @Mslorreaminah 8 років тому +3

      Ariana Cruz facts I had to play it over to make sure I wasn't hearing a ghost or some shit

  • @kayariel4858
    @kayariel4858 8 років тому +313

    Honestly it amazes me how u keep up w the fake names when u do ur storytimes 😭 it be so much going on my ass would've been slipped up & said a real name

  • @CeeJayyMerius
    @CeeJayyMerius 8 років тому +461

    " ouuuuu what? that's why your mother shaped like a laundry bag " 😭

    • @XxoBrianaXxo
      @XxoBrianaXxo 8 років тому +32

      I DIIIEEEDDD

    • @brijanellemusic
      @brijanellemusic 8 років тому +1

      Briana W My name is Briana W also... When I was scrolling I was like "wait"... Lol.. What's your last name?

    • @XxoBrianaXxo
      @XxoBrianaXxo 8 років тому

      Bri Janelle Lmaooo, Walker

    • @brijanellemusic
      @brijanellemusic 8 років тому +1

      Briana W lol super random I know! 😂😂😂

    • @laurensmith1375
      @laurensmith1375 5 років тому

      I love him 😂💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️

  • @kimberlymartinez8515
    @kimberlymartinez8515 8 років тому +376

    I got scared asf when that little girl laugh came on

    • @noseyandneutral
      @noseyandneutral 8 років тому +10

      Kimberly Martinez I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME 😩

    • @kaitlynac
      @kaitlynac 8 років тому +27

      Kimberly Martinez Yoo! I ran out of my room into the hall and played it back so I could make sure it was part of the video😩💀💀

    • @beckygoodhair927
      @beckygoodhair927 8 років тому +2

      yesss.. 😶

    • @leasah1197
      @leasah1197 8 років тому +2

      😂

    • @kimberlymartinez8515
      @kimberlymartinez8515 8 років тому +5

      Kaitlyn Calcote naaa forreal though i did the same thing i was like nuh uh let me play this thing back real quick because my heart is about to jump out of my chest 😩😩

  • @saadiyajackson4717
    @saadiyajackson4717 8 років тому +147

    Ugly people fight cause they face has nothing to lose. Cute people do not go looking for their face to be messed up or their character. Remember that y'all.

  • @fameisthename8695
    @fameisthename8695 8 років тому +17

    "He thought this was a reality tv show, he HAD to!" Justin u DUMB funny😂😂😂😂

  • @leelee8573
    @leelee8573 8 років тому +107

    i was dying when he said, "I could wear Tims in the summer...my feet is cute and petite." 😂😂😂😂

    • @ksmith9873
      @ksmith9873 5 років тому

      lee lee 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️

  • @priscillaa8310
    @priscillaa8310 8 років тому +22

    "He's away.... You know like away 🙅🏽" lmao

  • @lovely_Taj
    @lovely_Taj 8 років тому +14

    I love how Justin is mad honest yo. Like he can admit to doing things he doesn't like and can just be mad real. That's why at the end of the day, he's one of the best youtubers out here fr.

  • @leekabell
    @leekabell 8 років тому +29

    "Him and his ugly ass friends looking like the insides of a dutch" 😂😂😂😂😂 LMFAO

  • @mimiasmr6720
    @mimiasmr6720 8 років тому +161

    I had my earphones on full volume and heard the Kids laugh I almost had a heart attack. What was that all about

    • @shayyelle2389
      @shayyelle2389 8 років тому +11

      I think it was to cover up the real name he accidentally mentioned

    • @livewithyona
      @livewithyona 8 років тому +1

      Myisha Wheeler .. i was scared too 😂

    • @Meechie6900
      @Meechie6900 8 років тому +11

      Omg I thought I was the only one I'm like okay now lol

    • @Meechie6900
      @Meechie6900 8 років тому +1

      Omg I thought I was the only one I'm like okay now lol

  • @krenae1979
    @krenae1979 8 років тому +74

    "He was awaaaaay, like awaaaaay! 🔒🔑😂😂😂"

  • @mikaellxd
    @mikaellxd 8 років тому +23

    "if you ever been hit by a wet floor sign you know that wet floor signs really don't hurt" who just gets hit with a wet floor sign to know that lmaooo love Justin so much😭

  • @erinlynnf
    @erinlynnf 8 років тому +43

    Justin you fr acting like getting hit with a wet floor sign is normal😂😂😂 I'm dead

  • @ryuakanex
    @ryuakanex 8 років тому +16

    "What's a sub to a bitch that'll smack the shit outta you?" You better preach Justin 😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @aaronstrash
    @aaronstrash 8 років тому +52

    "that's why your mother shaped like a laundry bag" 💀

  • @NellieRobert
    @NellieRobert 8 років тому +12

    The sound effects is killing me! "Bing" LOOL love Justin

    • @gachahotvideorequest3889
      @gachahotvideorequest3889 4 роки тому

      abc123 I eat a lot of emotions and I don't want to be a wife of a fictional de um jogo de futebol

  • @kamim.7275
    @kamim.7275 8 років тому +40

    😂😂😂😂😂how many times did Shaq want to get beat up? 1 time should've been enough. Justin's punches must've tasted like liquor, Shaq wanted refills 😂

  • @millennialmuze
    @millennialmuze 8 років тому +33

    "i wanna fight i wanna fight" the voice change had me weak 😂 💀 17:01

  • @ABeautifulMess101
    @ABeautifulMess101 8 років тому +24

    "That's why ya mutha is shaped like a laundry bag!" I can not😩😂😂😂 Justin you so crazy

  • @Norcomboy
    @Norcomboy 8 років тому +104

    "So boom" 😂😂😂 I love New Yorkers

    • @brayly4930
      @brayly4930 8 років тому

      Marquise Lawrence he thx

    • @LeeLee-du9mc
      @LeeLee-du9mc 8 років тому

      Marquise Lawrence thanks

    • @Jazmin-py4iu
      @Jazmin-py4iu 7 років тому

      They aren’t all like this lol

  • @jamierodriguez1524
    @jamierodriguez1524 8 років тому +34

    Lmfaoooooo Bronx niggas really talk like this , I love you Justin !

    • @jamierodriguez1524
      @jamierodriguez1524 8 років тому +6

      I knooo but I'm saying us New Yorkers talk like that

  • @rachelray8404
    @rachelray8404 8 років тому +46

    I died when he said "yo 6 let him know" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Hyshler
    @Hyshler 8 років тому +100

    YOU LOOK LIKE YOUNG M.A

    • @CatholicAlien
      @CatholicAlien 7 років тому +7

      Hyshler lmaoooo

    • @Jozzyr
      @Jozzyr 6 років тому +3

      Tell me why that was my first thought when I opened the video😂😂😂

  • @ahmahneerichardson7270
    @ahmahneerichardson7270 8 років тому +15

    Skin is just glowing! 😍

  • @MARLYJEANE
    @MARLYJEANE 8 років тому +14

    Your storytimes are the best!! SO BOOM!

  • @lisettebbyx3
    @lisettebbyx3 8 років тому +19

    JUSTIIIIN YOUUUU CANT TELLLLLLLLL US YOU GOT A VIDEO OF YOU FIGHTING AND NOT SHOW USSS! Ugh omg!!!

  • @tns5808
    @tns5808 8 років тому +207

    This video was maddd halarious, you're so fucking funny 😂😂😂😫, love you 😘😘

    • @tns5808
      @tns5808 8 років тому +2

      Oh and 👻👻👻...😚😂

    • @azizawais6886
      @azizawais6886 8 років тому +2

      T Ns u put Jackson Bowden as your profile pic ❤️

  • @Yaelliee
    @Yaelliee 8 років тому +31

    "Thats why your mothers shaped like a laundry bag" this story time has me weeeakk 😭

  • @vdelrossi8248
    @vdelrossi8248 8 років тому +13

    I'm fucking DEAD @ the cowboy hat and the sandals drag 😭😂😩

  • @noseyandneutral
    @noseyandneutral 8 років тому +25

    "Looking like the inside of a Dutch" I can't watch you in public 😩😂

  • @dadollyxox
    @dadollyxox 8 років тому +189

    I peep that highlight😍

  • @mialynn7155
    @mialynn7155 8 років тому +12

    "I wanna fight, I wanna fight." 😭😭😭💀 Shaq was doing wayyyy to much.

  • @jojovicarri
    @jojovicarri 4 роки тому

    The fact that I know everybody he talking about in the storytime except the boyfriend lml, on the other hand you bodied this storytime this like my 4th time watching this !

  • @vonmorris5948
    @vonmorris5948 8 років тому +4

    I understand exactly what you mean. Honestly, this is why I hang out with friends independently of one another. Most of my friends never met each other.
    My friend introduced me to his circle and there was too much drama. I had to exit that shit within 6 months. Couldn't do it. I felt like I was gonna be fighting in the street because those guys are all talk and no action. I'll pop it off in a heartbeat.

  • @TheCarines1
    @TheCarines1 8 років тому +1

    I'm going to call you "Story time Justin" because you have the BEST story time videos. I'm also from Brooklyn- born and raised so I understand you. Keep the videos rolling. lol

  • @Chanel_Azure
    @Chanel_Azure 8 років тому +4

    The beginning has me dyingggggggg!!! I'm not even 2 minutes into the video. Justin is just hilarious man, I can't 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀💘

  • @terebby1
    @terebby1 8 років тому +12

    That highlight is brighter than my future ✨

  • @jewelhall2747
    @jewelhall2747 8 років тому +28

    "Okay boom"
    Favorite line😂💜

  • @rachelleojo5133
    @rachelleojo5133 8 років тому +1

    AIGHT SO BOOM, your storytimes literally give me life and you always make me want to visit NY! Keep on doing you 💕

  • @rikajay2892
    @rikajay2892 8 років тому +23

    30 minute story time? YASSSS BIHHHH.

  • @TheDivineMoonchild
    @TheDivineMoonchild 8 років тому +76

    Yeah I can't deal with other gays either, I feel you, so BOOM, have you seen Bad Boyz Club?

    • @JayLindoo
      @JayLindoo  8 років тому +31

      Fun fact both " six " & "Shaq " was on that low budget ass UA-cam show

    • @TheDivineMoonchild
      @TheDivineMoonchild 8 років тому +8

      Justin Marcus oh NAH I got an idea of who these two are now

    • @cheeta1411
      @cheeta1411 8 років тому +1

      I watched too and I'm pretty sure they on Season 2

    • @kaliyahsanchez
      @kaliyahsanchez 8 років тому +7

      Justin Lowkey gave us the tea we all know who 😭

    • @HouseofStarres
      @HouseofStarres 8 років тому

      KAYJAYS I'm Hella clueless

  • @aclassiccity
    @aclassiccity 8 років тому +10

    " if you ever got hit by a wet floor sign" lol wtf? 😂😂😂

  • @LiotaR
    @LiotaR 8 років тому +12

    His story times are worth the wait

  • @yanaupnext
    @yanaupnext 7 років тому +6

    "I got back dimples in my back they probably gone make me take them shits out" sksksjdbd

  • @AlondraO7
    @AlondraO7 8 років тому +1

    i love how unique you are with your names for people lmao im always excited to know what name youll pick next

  • @lynique843
    @lynique843 8 років тому +13

    Justin went AWF this video. I'm fucking weak 😂😂😂😂😭

  • @asiabenson3511
    @asiabenson3511 8 років тому +23

    Justin gives me life no he didn't do a tutorial on how to chew gum the ghetto way im shleep :) :)

  • @prettykyra12
    @prettykyra12 8 років тому +31

    I need some gum to feel in my natural habitat hahahahaha

  • @theaubreyjames
    @theaubreyjames 5 років тому

    UA-cam blasting you out there. .justin what tea...sis??🙊😜🍬

  • @KeiraTaughtMe
    @KeiraTaughtMe 8 років тому +10

    "he looked like the inside of a dutch like, or like a black & mild, the tobacco part...that's exactly what they looked like" 😂😂😂💀💀💀 i love Justin

  • @laurynlashay
    @laurynlashay 8 років тому +14

    It's Converse. Comversate isn't a word

  • @jojoeisn6089
    @jojoeisn6089 8 років тому +32

    I am new to this channel and that "BOOM" got me dead asf 😂😂😂

    • @ashleywaters4956
      @ashleywaters4956 8 років тому +4

      Jojo Eisn
      "hit the door, Boom. look to the right, Boom!" Boom Boom Boom.👏👏👏

  • @SlimT_
    @SlimT_ 8 років тому +4

    "He was about to hit a sign that said Welcome to fucking Korea" SONNN LMFAOOOOOO

  • @whycantichooseavalid
    @whycantichooseavalid 8 років тому +6

    When tall people say they're short, it makes me feel minuscule. Im 5'5", that's short.

  • @Iambrittanyybee
    @Iambrittanyybee 8 років тому

    Justin I so love you. It was really nice meeting you in person on Saturday. You are really down to earth in so humble. I love that about you😍😍! Keep doing ya thing boo.

  • @ifechukwudeu9666
    @ifechukwudeu9666 8 років тому +13

    "Damn. Now I have to fight." LOL #me

  • @sharis.4800
    @sharis.4800 8 років тому

    I don't usually sit and watch half an hour videos, but you mad entertaining. New subie here. Wish you much success on your channel

  • @tolupuplove
    @tolupuplove 8 років тому +16

    Justin went in! Came at both their throats like don't mess. 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

  • @RandiiReality
    @RandiiReality 8 років тому

    Omg I love Justin so much like they way he talks his personality all that 😍😍😍😍😍👑

  • @nasheram4823
    @nasheram4823 8 років тому +37

    what's Justin zodiac sign ?

    • @lynique843
      @lynique843 8 років тому +51

      Nashera Mendes virgo

    • @keishawnlight
      @keishawnlight 8 років тому +9

      Brittany Freeman Virgos have a perfection complex lol

    • @jojoeisn6089
      @jojoeisn6089 8 років тому +1

      Brittany Freeman merch ima virgo too lmao

    • @jaylaterry72
      @jaylaterry72 8 років тому +4

      omg imma Virgo too

    • @sweetztv8878
      @sweetztv8878 8 років тому +4

      virgos💕

  • @aaliyahschoice
    @aaliyahschoice 8 років тому +20

    You made me pull out my trident gum it's good af😂😂😂

    • @SongBirdC
      @SongBirdC 8 років тому +2

      Punani Princess

    • @nasheram4823
      @nasheram4823 8 років тому +2

      Punani Princess your name though 😂😂😂😂

  • @briannadugas
    @briannadugas 8 років тому +9

    I love his Energy 😂😂❤ ...

  • @shamaninash
    @shamaninash 8 років тому +17

    Justin always be having me weak 😂

  • @azealiasbanx492
    @azealiasbanx492 8 років тому +11

    I was kinda offended at the big feet part I'm size 10 1/2- 11 is that still clown shoes?

    • @melissaa6293
      @melissaa6293 8 років тому +1

      I agree and AYYYY LARA CROFT!

    • @azealiasbanx492
      @azealiasbanx492 8 років тому

      Melissa A yessss definitely Lara Croft is my boo 💕

    • @melissaa6293
      @melissaa6293 8 років тому

      Prince Dorian YEAHHH SAME! she's fucking badass, I have 3 of her games on my phone lmao I'm obsessed

  • @420-G3m-k3c
    @420-G3m-k3c 8 років тому

    highlight is on point 😍 i adore you!!

  • @NaturallyNicole
    @NaturallyNicole 8 років тому +13

    Do you film on your iPhone? Cause if so it's really good quality. I want to start a channel but I only have my phone and dont have money for a camera.

    • @noseyandneutral
      @noseyandneutral 8 років тому +77

      Bre'Shauna Moise Look back at all these big you tubers. They all started with bad quality or low quality. Don't make that discourage you. You'll eventually be able to afford it love

    • @theeasiajae
      @theeasiajae 8 років тому +1

      Bre'Shauna Moise start with whatever you have. I'm a new UA-camr n I use my iPad.

    • @Rotary12A
      @Rotary12A 7 років тому

      A iPhone can easily be a good camera as long as it has a tripod

  • @KMarieA
    @KMarieA 8 років тому +69

    i wanna see the video

    • @azstronomi
      @azstronomi 8 років тому +3

      Khira Wallace me too

  • @TeeRql
    @TeeRql 8 років тому +8

    I'm crying @ the chewing gum demonstration

  • @theerealtks
    @theerealtks 8 років тому +4

    "That's why ya motha's shaped like a laundry bag"😂😂💀💀

  • @litttlebambi
    @litttlebambi 8 років тому +3

    Yoooo when I watch your videos from now on, I'm gonna start drinking 😂 TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME JUSTIN SAYS "BOOM"😂😂

  • @mariall5312
    @mariall5312 8 років тому +1

    Your videos always make my day!! Keep being you boo!!! 😊💕

  • @jer1230
    @jer1230 8 років тому +4

    YAAAAAASSSSS!!! Justin Storytime woot woot!!! FINALLY!

  • @isaleimarie
    @isaleimarie 8 років тому

    yooo I deadass just counted how many times you said " like right & boom " 😂😂😂 love you Justin!! story time was lit too ❤❤

  • @AquaAlecia94
    @AquaAlecia94 8 років тому +7

    I remember when you posted the snap about this story when it happened. 😂

  • @juliagandolfo143
    @juliagandolfo143 8 років тому +2

    okay Justin with these story times 😍😍

  • @szarighthand
    @szarighthand 8 років тому +7

    Who else said "Bless You" when Justin sneezed towards the end? 😂

  • @odvf
    @odvf 8 років тому +2

    "Lookin' like the inside of a dutch." I'M DONE. LMAOOOOOOOOOO.

  • @HarujukiBarbieBytch
    @HarujukiBarbieBytch 8 років тому +24

    can we get a boo story time please!!

  • @justshanygne
    @justshanygne 8 років тому +5

    "I grabbed a wet floor sign and ran up on this nigga" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MsSleepy25
    @MsSleepy25 8 років тому +4

    "Damn now I have to fight" idk why that made me laugh😹 maybe cuz Justin was finna throw dem hands 👊

  • @shekinahiman5005
    @shekinahiman5005 8 років тому +2

    That "Yo 6, let him know!" Was so hood lol I love you Justinnnnnn ❤️

  • @teshabarnett2177
    @teshabarnett2177 8 років тому +3

    conversing; conversating is not a word

  • @abbyoronsaye4421
    @abbyoronsaye4421 8 років тому +2

    "him and his ugly ass friends looking like the inside of a dutch" LMFAOOOOOOOOO OMG literally the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life. I'm officially in love with you Justin!

  • @shavonney3162
    @shavonney3162 8 років тому +10

    Idk if y'all ever got hit with a wet floor sign but...

  • @babyny7389
    @babyny7389 8 років тому

    Lol you got me saying boom every time I'm telling my friends a storyy😂😂💖and damn lmao yooo the fact he kept coming back " I wanna fight I wanna fight" acting like it's those fighting games where you lose and it's says try again

  • @asplashofshae
    @asplashofshae 8 років тому +12

    He talking bout looking like the inside of a Dutch I'm dead💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @danielleh8097
    @danielleh8097 8 років тому +1

    Sis really went off "momma look like a laundry bag" he violated!! 😭😭😭

  • @Deborah_Ralph
    @Deborah_Ralph 8 років тому +7

    Love you 💕Justin lmao 😂 you said he looked like the inside of a Dutch I'm dying 😂😂😂

  • @kerryleon4219
    @kerryleon4219 8 років тому

    Your storytimes always make me hella lit because they so entertaining 😁👏🏾

  • @bklynb3auty
    @bklynb3auty 8 років тому +5

    luuuvvvv u Justin. you had me dying the whole time. ur funny af keep it up boo. and btw it's conversing lol

  • @lutricebrown8132
    @lutricebrown8132 8 років тому +1

    FIRST time watching you and im crazzzy about you. i love your personality... will be watching you every video.. Smuchezz YASSSS

  • @cdubb203
    @cdubb203 8 років тому +14

    😭😭😭😭😭 the Dutch Guts Tho?

  • @rochelleSOcool
    @rochelleSOcool 8 років тому

    I seriously love ALL your videos! You tell the best stories 😍😍😍😍

    • @rochelleSOcool
      @rochelleSOcool 8 років тому

      And the way you tell em, so descriptive