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20 Dollars is a lot Drew!
and the slow depressing Portugal collapse has begun
Australia is real I am not a paid actor
aPhatNarwhal
Asher200
Bryton Is The Best
Carmel Saida
Craig’s A Nargin
Drew's Argentinian Grandpa
Drew, Please Follow Amatuer Archaeology on UA-cam
GoodOldRyah
IAmTheKidnapperAndiHaveMovedDrewToAPatagonianVillage
Jack Traven's annoying friend
KirinoIsBestGirl
LuxembourgLover
ortin 5610
Drew Durnil is colorblind
Phresh Animations
Robert Elonich
RyeThePie
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
TheGreatRalphy
Twickenhamster
why am I doing this
ZaneyBoi
Why.did.the.real.Drew.pay.his.imposter.$20
Astrakonix
Diary of a Wimpy Kid The Catfish
Jason Ticus
Ivan Lima
Drew's kidnapper was awfully kind to let us know exactly what he's doing on a monthly basis
I think he revealed this as a threatening. No one wants to mess with his Argentinian grandpa 🇩🇪👴🏻
Now that he's in Patagonia Drew can finally meet his Argentinean grandpa
And maybe he finds some german argentinian Friends.
@@VL444X or Welsh ones.... (don't worry, we don't prosecute the sons of Glyndiwr any more!)
I'm so sad Drew didn't get the fact that Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
And lost.
He mentioned it in a previous video, so he knows about it
@@rhythmjain337 he probably forgot let's be honest
LMAO
Elvis once came third in an Elvis lookalike contest.
And Ringo Starr came 2nd in a Ringo lookalike contest. (1966)
Ah yes Drew Durnil never fails with the memes.
imagine being french💀💀💀
@@Iseonix Magyar vagy?
Our great leader
Bro got Wi-Fi in the tomb
Hello Fakpoleon.
imagine being french
Fr*nch please make sure you use appropriate protection.
Imagine being this early
Ye
Imagine-
THERE'S 2
As a Russian, I’m genuinely flattered that Drew knows and like “the cranes are flying”.
Man I love Russia I'm so sorry the war has ruined your guy's economy 🇺🇸❤🇷🇺
@@Staffgame_.Love USA from 🇷🇺
ya
same
@@Staffgame_. You are only sorry about the economy? There are so much more worse things that happened because of the war. Ruined ecnomy looks insignificant in comparison.
I have a friend, 18 years old, has problems with 2 teeth from opening too many beers. Yes, I live in Poland. Btw, lighter is very easy, with a little bit of thinking it can work just like a typical beer opener, eyes are reserved for the masters (I've seen it done twice, both times by underage alcoholics)
German here, i can relate
Polak, Węgier - dwa bratanki, i do szabli, i do szklanki.
the scary thing is that "underage alcoholic" probably means 12 in Poland
@@janslavik5284 nah, they were 16 back then
@@marekserocki974 rookie numbers, i know a guy who stopped drinking at 16 because he was at the point it was damaging his liver
i'm romanian btw
he still drinks non-alcoholic beer because he likes the taste apparently, i don't really like beer and i've always been a hard liquor guy myself but you do you i guess
also why are y'all opening bottles with your teeth? using a spoon's or fork's handle does the job just as well when you don't have a bottle opener, or even catching the cap on a sharp ledge and hitting it till it pops off, some brands here even have screw caps on beer bottles but maybe you don't have those in poland
The Charlie Chaplin look alike meme is from a story where he went to his own look alike contest and lost
@Benadict Tittiemilk yep 26 people looked more like Charlie Chaplin then Charlie Chaplin
Imagine not looking like yourself
Dolly Parton did that too.
2:39 This is something English native speakers will never experience, but for us it happens on a regular basis
We do at least have something similar in English.
"Hey, we don't have a word for that. Let's just use your word instead"
as a fellow albanian i feel the need to say that even mighty poland is controlled by us
there were strings going offscreen from albania...
Petition for drew to chill for one day and have a bing chilling!!
then i wont be chilling
He can't hes kidnapped
never thought crusher would become this popular 7:55
Mandarin: I have half a million words.. ..
Sanskrit: Hold my yoga scriptures....
5:11 we was strong him up💀
So im guessing drew wanted to be treated like a princess, but that princess was Peach and is why he was kidnapped
Good one.
7:47 may be the funniest thing i have seen this year
The Kidnapping plot is advancing, someone has to save him
Watching Drew for the memes: Nah
Watching Drew for more Drew lore in his Patreon Shoutouts: Yes!
“We might as well entertain them in their final five seconds”
-Drew Durnil 2023
Petition for Patreon name Day 1
09:25 If I hear one more person referring to the ß as a "B" I'm going to lose my mind
Same
I can present you something exotic! How about a Russian letter "Ь"? Eventually, no one in the world can spell it, because it doesn't even have a fricking sound attached to it!
ße calm.
B
ße mad
Fun fact: there is an existing word that rhymes with orange! A sporange, also called a sporangium, is a piece of a seedless plant where spores are formed and stored.
And some famous rhymester--I think it was Stephen Sondheim--said that "door hinge" (or "door-hinge"?) rhymes perfectly with "orange" if you put a strong emphasis on the first syllable and then just sort of glide over the "h" and don't take too much time over the short "i". Now all you need is a situation where "orange" and "door-hinge" would come up in the same lyric!
8:30 but ironically with a British tank...
2:45 as a native spanish speaker this happens way more than you think
as a turk with great english i can agree
As a Belgian, I can relate
10:06 AND THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
7:00 Drew I swear youve talked about this in a video before. Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest where he actually showed up and came like 15th
I love how the Drew kidnapping rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper and deeper, I imagine by the end of this we are going to have a full movie that I sincerely hope somebody animates titled "Where in the World is Drew Durnil?".
0:43 Pierre
12:00 as an irish, I can confirm that whenever we go to KFC they have chicken jokes
Username checks ou-....
7:25 also the trolley may just fall down if it goes slow enough to fall down
8:36 seeing thing while staring at my russian hw hits different
The thing about Chinese is that the writing of the language is what makes words different, like English. A word that sounds like Shi with accents on the vowel may sound the same, but given the context of the sentence, that’s how someone could understand Chinese. It’s like English having to, two, and too.
7:40 Bing Chilling
6:21 Serbia: I am an independent thinker
Since you talked about good black and white films , i would like to recommend "The Battle for Algiers" , a certified must watch from 1966
The Cranes Are Flying is one of our best films and one of my own favourites!
Glad, you liked it)
The cinematography in it is insanely good! Urusuevsky's other pictures are also very beautifully filmed - with some very unorthodox camerawork (like The Unsent Letter, for instance)
2:22 You still need to learn the tones
Solution to the trolley problem: pull the lever up, it creates a ramp and flies into a children’s hospital.
7:33 Dab on them haters
5:41 i gave my father a beer i bought from the shop, he picked up a rock and opened it like it was nothing. I use my keys usually. I have seen him open a beer with another beer or with his bare hands. Yes this is in Bulgaria
In Germany it's the same. If you can't open your beer you don't deserve it :D
@@123dragonfan agreed
12:16 “I’ve almost managed to escape!” 😂
…It’s not listed in the patrons list 😮
Well at least Drew can learn Welsh and Spanish at the same time now
8:27 hate to be the one but that’s a British tank…
Was going to say that. To be fair the Centurion is an amazing looking tank.
Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look-a-like contest.
3:20 dont forget sporange which is a part of a plant that creates spores
Bornana
The problem isn't that Fight Club is your favorite movie, it's that it's your favorite movie for the wrong reasons.
6:45 That is the last thing I expected for a Californian Who does history memes
Chuck Norris is driving… a british tank.
5:04 Wow! We have a lot of those humorous memorial inscriptions here in Tyrol. We call them Marterln. (There's even a whole museum graveyard in Kramsach were you can visit them. Don't worry, there's no one actually buried there 😂) I never knew other people did it too!
10:14 AND THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED [I dont think thoes are hussars]
0:15 That was just anyone in France
Storage, knowlege, college, porridge, ownage, Stonehenge, courage
Article 5: is invoked. Poland: WHEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
9:26
Greece: jokes on you,we got that too
heat expands so they probably just burn the bottlecap until it pops off. 5:50
The Hungarian language is truly weird, for example "ízlés" means taste in clothes and other things, while "ízlelés" means to taste food and other things. "Tenni" and "rakni" means the same (to put) but they work differently and still everyone uses them as they want. Some say "Feltenni a tűzhelyre" and others say "Felrakni a tűzhelyre" and both means To put something on the stove.
Drew lore:
Drew is kidnapped
Than he is filming in the basment
He escapes
Kidnapped again
Impostor Drew takes the channel
Bruh the meme for forgetting a word in your native language but knowing it in English is so relatable sometime I just forget a word in French and I'm just showing it to one friend so they say the word
9:20 alrighty my solution to this (only works for ppl who sleep on their side)
Start by lying on ur back, one leg under blanket the other on top of the blanket next to the leg inside
Rotate to your side so that the leg outside the blanket is under the leg inside and therefore protected from your sleep paralysis demon whilst also not burning you alive or freezing you to death
00:03:07 *no it doesn't* also, brourange, and flourange does
6:55 Fun fact: Charlie Chaplin entered a look-alike contest and lost 🏆
So yeah Disney is playing chess and desantis is playing checkers
9:20 I have a tactic I use where I wrap the leg that's on the outside on top of my blanket so I feel safe
The fact that Chuck Norris drove a British tank makes it slightly less American (still a caricature of the whole USA)
"...Thanks for that, KFC. I'm going to throw myself off a bridge now..." Drew-2023
Hungarian makes sense as the hardest. Idk chinese doesnt seem impossible. But i struggle enough with finnish, and hungarian is like finnish but wierder. And usually ive heard people say finnish is the hardest. But id say all Finno-Ugric languages are really in a tier of their own. Honestly, sanskrit seems easier to me lol.
4:24 I also have a Zimbabwean banknote
Except mine is only 25 billion dollars
3:07 this is untrue, cannibalism is illegal in florida and punishable with up to 14 years in prison
The stone lions poem is actually much longer than that. It's an excellent piece of writing
When I was like 5 I was completely shocked to realise that other nations don’t use the phrase “scaredy cat from Ballarat”
0:04 the heir to the Belgian throne is a woman so your daughter is coming out
As an albanian, I am not allowed to deny nor confirm if it is true or not.
as a stranger, i say that China kongzi all and the Heavens kontroll China itzelf
6:22 Nobody still suspects the Spanish Inquisition
8:47 Me a Pole: I see nothing wrong with this.
As someone who grew up billingual russian/german from birth i have to say: It's actually not hard at all to use all those grammar in everyday speech. It just becomes difficult when you have grammar tests in school and have to decline properly - you have to memorize all the rules for something that you used without knowing the rules. And both languages have far more rules than english.
you know, i have always been the same way with books, until i read Polybius' histories, somehow he manages to make things not so boring
10:04 this is in Brazil, brazilian cavalry
3:20 What about strange?
9:00 Those are the same, just said in english for slavic languages and in latin for German.
0:34 pronounced something along the lines of zhuan and zhakiys
8:22 haha that’s a British tank
8:23 funny how it’s a British tank
I was a bit concered abaout england being on the cannibal map. So i did some research and feel slightly relieved -
Colchester, Essex
Punk rocker Dave Playpenz cooked and ate his own finger after it had to be amputated.
He lost the digit after a motorbike accident.
Surgeons had to remove the finger and part of Dave’s hand after it turned black.
But rather than throw the finger away, the bondage furniture maker asked to take it home after his op.
Dave, from Colchester, Essex, said: “It had been kept in the same fridge where the nurses stored the milk for their tea.”
Dave, who admits being curious about cannibalism, said he then thought of eating his own finger and keeping the bones.
He said: “I’d always wondered what human flesh tastes like. But it’s taboo.
“People can’t go around being cannibals - that’s illegal.
"Only then, it occurred to me that no one could haul me to court for eating my own flesh.
“I decided to cook it and taste it. Then my curiosity would be satisfied
Dave needs to be monitored!
7:41 if your wondering, he actually says he is in beijing.
7:55 lol crusher made it up here
You don't need a beer opener in the Balkans there is always that guy that can open it with there teeth 😂😂😂
3:22 There's a mountain called blorenge and it rhymes with orange
To open a beer bottle in Cabo San Lucas, you get an upside down water bottle and pull the cap off. (Tourists are in aw)
3:24 There is actually a word used in English which rhymes with "orange". Blorenge is the name of a hill in southeast Wales.
As an alien, I approve that I'm 100% Albanian.
The Drew Durnil Kidnapping Arc expands...
2:46 Bruh it happens to me every hour lol
sporange is the only word that rhymes with orange !! (I think.) It's an old term for sporangium.
2:40
Me, about three times a day
*visible confusion*
2:30 guess I shouldn't have started taking hungarian lessons
0:05
or, Belgian princess gets married to a soon to be emperor
8:52 ik someone later says that slavic languages have the same thing, but i just wanna remind that piland is part of the 3 gender for nouns gang
Albania, whos controled by Srbija, whos controled by Ellada, whos controled by Egypt, whos controled by Iran whos controled by Zhongguo whos controled by the Heaven.
The Australian accent is really just British English with a southern drawl.
Beer openers in brazil: i am a beer opener, an aluminium can opener a knife, or am i?
Well, Hungarian may be difficult from a grammatic aspect. But those Chinese words... so close to one another yet with completely different meanings😬😬😬.
Btw I happen to know public figures in Hungary who use Hungarian natively without any accent (one is an ex police/military officer/security analyst from Germany and a another one who is musician from Ireland).
8:34 also in a MK3 centurion