Dragonball teaches us that eating veggies will make us powerful. Kakarot - carrot. Vegeta - vegetable. Broly - broccoli. Piccolo - pickle. Raditz - radish. Turlis - turnips. Then they didn't even try changing the names of characters like garlic, lunch, etc.
2:48 Ctop, you would win any fight against a weeb, the only thing they would do is try some funky hand signals, try summon a punching ghost, and scream about the power of friendship.
@@zhodo it is dio is counting then...ROADA ROLLA DA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA then he says 8 or 9 seconds then I’ll crush you blah blah then he’s celebrating too early as jotaro escaped and beats the shit out of him
"I don't think his name is actually Vegitable"... Yeah about that... Did you know he also comes from a planet names Salad? One of his old partner's name was Radish.
Chris: lets start with the worst anime ever, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Me: (Angry weeb noises) EDIT: This is a joke. I do not mean this in a serious matter. I didn't think I'd need to clarify.
Jojo’s bozarre adventure is a better writing than you have content I maean you think your content is good then naruto run right out of UA-cam jk luv ur channel
JOJO IS NOT SUCKS STP SAYING ITS TRASH IT HAS SPEEDWAGON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Im not pissed off i am just copying a angry Jojo fan might say Now have a great day :>
1:00
Chris: "Its worse, his spoons are cold"
Is it because of Ctop's cold hearted kills?
I bet it’s because of the comment u have no replies
@@newboi1641 you helped
Ba dum tssss
“hey man can I have some ice cream?”
*”only a spoonful.”*
😅lol
when he said "diooooo" and then threw the knife and barely marked him I started dying dude that was so funny lmfao
Jizs
Yer
When I was reading this that exact point happened
I love you just throws a knife and then I've just auto-homings it's way to the guy's face perfection
Wut?
Yfhhf
I have been trying to find a comment like this
“Dio’s knives are just knives”
Dio’s second most famous attack is throwing a steamroller.
Why?!?!?
@@pangamerlingtheplimbu623 hell if I know dude
He uses his strength which he got from being a vampire to carry the *road roller* and flatten someone
@@restergabrielmangalus340 The question isn't "How does he road roller" the question is "Why does he road roller"
Well that's up to the creator of the anime
“Lemme grab my spoon”
-ctop 2020
It’s 2022
@@deannawebb5601 ok
ONLY A SPOONFUL
@@deannawebb5601 its 2021 dummy
@@deannawebb5601 its not 2022
“Your words cut deep, deeper than any blade” Zabuza Momochi
And my inner weeb
"Believe it!" Naruto Uzamaki
“I can beat the crap out of you without getting closer”
-Jotaro Kujo
@Personalzida12139 "oh? Your approaching me?"
3:04 Me in distance: **KOCCI WO MIRO.**
3:09 CTOP IS GYRO CONFIRMED!!!!!
Mmmm
Sheer hearto attack
Do nothing
10:53 chris:haya blocked. Ctop:THAT WAS AWESOME. Also Ctop: BLOCK THIS PUNK.😂😂😂
The part where he threw the knife I didn’t know what to expect so it it made me laugh so hard I cried
Dog in intro “oh my god my owner always plays on the VR I’m tired of this” *leaves*
Also dog: Help papa I'm lost D:
it's me vegetable!
It’s me karrot
CTop: Yo dawg can I get some icecream?
Chris: only a spoonful
C T O P P U L L S O U T C O M I C A L
L A R G E S P O O N
RIP VINE
Rip
Lol
Spoons the new weapon of mass destruction
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Chris: his name is dio- ctop: Cortes! Chris: no- no- no- his name is dio 😐
YO OUTER RIM MOD IS UPDATEDD
HECK YEAH
Chris is 🤥 liying he Hadley knows Anime
I said spoon fu at the same time as ctop not joking
@@deribigbenicholas5222 no one cares
@@annablackdeer4168 like your m8m
It’s been so long ever since I stop watching and idk why I stop watching now I love ctop
Yeah yoi are back for the greatest videos in the entire universe
Bf
Dragonball teaches us that eating veggies will make us powerful. Kakarot - carrot. Vegeta - vegetable. Broly - broccoli. Piccolo - pickle. Raditz - radish. Turlis - turnips. Then they didn't even try changing the names of characters like garlic, lunch, etc.
What the hell
Me: sees arm stretch far
*GOMU GOMU NO MI*
Ctop-let me grab my spoon. Me- that’s quite the spoon there sir
When he said deodorant never heard of it I cried laughing
@super bananaaboi ss Kaneki
Hahaha I know even in 2021 I still laugh so badly
“Now that everyone has stopped watching”😂
While you were watching this video i was studying the blade
😐😊😁🤣😂😂😂😂😂
VEGAE TABOL
4:33 nice throw bro nice throw"its very sticky!"hits him in the chest in the air*oh AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Lol
“I kNoW ALl ABoUt ANiME”
You don't say
Yare yare daze
ME TO
2:48 Ctop, you would win any fight against a weeb, the only thing they would do is try some funky hand signals, try summon a punching ghost, and scream about the power of friendship.
I like that logo because I like that game
And I like supporting people
Can’t wait to see the look on cris’s face
Ctop : I thought this was goku
Chris: no thats vegetable"
It made me laugh so hard
Chris: what dio likes to yell out is is name
Ctop: dio huh
Us weebs: KONO DIO DA! ROADA RODADADA
Did you mean: "ROAD ROLLA DA"?
Lol it’s “ROADA ROLLA DA”
@@mkthemonke3663 it actually isn't lol
@@zhodo it is dio is counting then...ROADA ROLLA DA MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA then he says 8 or 9 seconds then I’ll crush you blah blah then he’s celebrating too early as jotaro escaped and beats the shit out of him
Chris saying jojo is the baddest anime ever
Me after watching it: WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yakamshi
When I heard him say that I was bout search where he lives cuz WWRRRYyyyyyyyy
This is me when I have too much excitement waiting every game me being having big eyeballs and Anime fights
Spoon man catch lines “HMMM ITS GREAT” “YOU MAOE ME COCO FOR TOUR SPINE” “FOLLOW THE RAINBOW” “ALL WE NEED NOW IS THE MILK”
Crop dip actually yells the words ZA WARUDO
Tokio Tomare WRYYYYYYY
They should make slapping Chris a animal because ctop loves it a lot😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hey Ctop guess what
Ctop:What
Why do you called you're self Spoon Man
Ctop: Because I spooned with Chris and everyone stopped watching :(
Thanks Ctop 😁
I like this guy so much he keeps killing everyone but it is like him so much he is my favorite
Are you a boy or a girl let me know pinky promise when did Scarface look like go where do you live to
Do you like him or not yes or no
Gacha Boixx Oh my God funny man I saw it
Green ball: spin
Blue nails: tusks nail shot
Dio Knives: dio timestop daggers
Black Shuriken:Demon Wind Shuriken
Fuzzy bandage sword: Samehada
damn weeb
I can't stop laughing
Lol
me too
Me too
this not funny to laughing
4:33
Ctop: oh
also ctop: AAAAAUUUGGGG
Chris:jojo is the worst anime ever
Jojo Fan's: time to get my frozen spoon
HMM YES
I need to get it
I mean.. I agree with Chris.
I'm here with yah m8
Here I go road rollin again
I love how at 8:44 its so funny i laughed at the pain 😂😂😢😢
"I don't think his name is actually Vegitable"... Yeah about that... Did you know he also comes from a planet names Salad? One of his old partner's name was Radish.
No, he hasn’t watched anime before you freaking Wiebe
Ctop: says kamehameha as he does it
Me: TRIGGERED
“You’ve been cyberbullied by WEEBS?”
*ive been bullied by real life weebs for not knowing anything abt anime*
You have to like for a guy
I hate you hahaha
@@alishaserrato did you just have a stroke?
Anima reference : SHINNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEE *boom*
2:35 why did I actually tear up 😢? I cry over little things 😅
11:55
That's what I say whenever I get a salad
Same
Yea true
13:50 what's his name, ****
Me: thank you ctop this is now rated MA
notice the bottom left corner of the screen is black i think he meessed the camera up
not a big deal is it? i don't personally think it is
He records from the left eye
ALSO THAT TIME STOP SPELL COMES FROM DIO WHEN HE USES HIS STAND TO STOP TIME! YOU HAVE ANGERED THE WEEEBS!!!!
allways lookin forward to new vids a love your content keep it up ;D
10:16 ctop is Diego from Umbrella Academy who manipulates mostly knifes but season 2 bullets
So it’s obvious that Chris has never watched JoJo, or is it just me? Ah oh well, still funny as hell
Chris has no idea what those balls were made of.
It would have been funnier if it was the clackers they found
Those are steel ball
I laughed so hard when Chris said Neo
"This is not how I imagined it!"
How did you imagine it then?
The funniest part is ctop can use any thing as a wepon but constantly spends money to kill his best friend
CTOP IS THE BEST UA-camR EVER IF YOU AGREE WITH Me
👇
I think Samehada is the unsealed version while the weapon Ctop had was the sealed shark skin
He has mastered the art of kungspoon
“Now that everyone is gone” me “I’m still here and the duel sucks
while you were reading this comment I was studying the blade
Me as a weeb hearing this stuff be like:
Don't you mean Kisame's sword named Samehada???
Him: WE GOTTA BRING SAMEHADA HIS SWORD!
"I told you JoJo was the worst anime" Killer Queen has already touched your microphone!
Last words "this thing sucks" *kills Chris*
It's a weave he's peeved ctop 2020
Why are they so funny together😂
Chris: lets start with the worst anime ever, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Me: (Angry weeb noises)
EDIT: This is a joke. I do not mean this in a serious matter. I didn't think I'd need to clarify.
Sammy Wolf me U THOUGHT IT WOULD BE CTOP BUT IT WAS ME CHRIS
Same
Angry weboo noices
*Angy phone call noises*
I WAS SO PISSED OFF
I hope you don’t mind me asking this, but what mod is it for the kamehameha spell?
I’m TRIGGERED (every weeb also me)
Same
Me to
Yee
KONO DIO DA
@@OxenKxrma ni-
Why is Chris’s impression of goku so good?!
13:12
*Insert mad weeb rant about how JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a masterpiece and a great anime here*
Jojo’s bozarre adventure is a better writing than you have content I maean you think your content is good then naruto run right out of UA-cam jk luv ur channel
Time to rock your world
JOJO IS NOT SUCKS STP SAYING ITS TRASH IT HAS SPEEDWAGON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Im not pissed off i am just copying a angry Jojo fan might say
Now have a great day :>
“Dios knives are just knives”
And Dios road roller is just a road roller
I can’t stop laughing to the word “what’s the samatha with you” ahahahahahahhaahhaha
JJBA is amazing crhis.
You make me laugh so hard Ctop 😂
12:44
I’m not the only one who heard that right?
ITS NOT SAMADA U ARE NOT WORTHY OF WEEB TITILE ITS SAMEHADA
btw we all make mistakes iam just joking
@Caleb Alabi agreed
Chris: this is naruto me :THIS IS NOT NARUTO THIS IS THE HIDDEN LEAFE VILLIGE AKA KOHON
Don't call us weebs even though we are weebs
Weeb 🫦
2:43 we are weebs🥳
I don’t think I should talk
Why id I get a jjk ad
You are a web nature
This video was really funny I like it
Ctop I like what you make but umm just this 0:30
fnf
I love JoJo you better take that back.
My poor weeb heart hurts when ever they insult the anime name's
Names*
My body hurts when they do it
Same
Lol
Yes like legend of korra, rasengon
Best knife thower 10 meter shot then Ctop 100 meter shot in Naruto lmaooooooo
He didn’t even actually show the stands, Chris is a fake weeb
he didnt show za warudo smh
doesn’t know anything about the spin or how dio’s knives are actually useless
Use a brain maybe?
I love ctop because he is funny
when Chris says the worst anime ever i thought if it was dragon ball i was going to be furious
𝕎𝔼𝔼𝔹
the second, therd, fourth was super funny
"Lets start off with the worst anime ever, Jojo's bizarre adventure."
Me: (sad weeb noises.)
Hahahahahaha
LOL
Same
When Ctop hit a random person WITH a knife Ctop grabbed the rong knife and he called it lucky the real one is the one that fell off his I think leg
LOWKEY FIRST
No your not, ctops first 🤣🤣🤣
Low key not
Joshua Weatherbee do you think every youtuber looks at their video as soon as they upload
@@darn9717 OMG ITS A JOKE, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT STUPID?
Greedo poggers.
Chris said zabu ZA I'm weak😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It looks so cool when you throw the dagger
This guy should have more subscribers he is hilarious
Hi ctop i liek your videos hi crins you are funny
what they mean by fight is having the same power level CTOP is TO POWERFUl
Ctop and Chris and Me: KA ME HA ME HAAAAAAAAAAAA
3:38 this is from part 7 jojo spin balls used by gyro zeppeli
4:35 i never heard him scream in terror like that
3:07 I LOVE JOJOS BIZARE ADVETURE
chris just says it fast so dont blame him
Zabuza is actually the demon of the hidden mist not of the water😂
Master of water is this avatar now