35:49 I think this is the best "aged like milk" in the video. The Wright brothers successfully created and tested the first successful airplane on December 17, 1903, just 9 days after this article was published stating that "mankind wouldn't fly for a million years."
I live in Mayfield,Kentucky. The tornado was an EF-5. It passed right behind the house I was staying in and obliterated the next street over,as well as all of downtown and then some. One of the people I went to high school was in the candle factory,where they were posting managers to guard the doors and threatening to fire people if they left. His name was Devon. He spent hours trapped underneath rubble. He'd told his mom and brother earlier that day that he'd had a bad feeling and was considering leaving. I didn't know him that well but I know his brother. I feel for his family every day. To have my tiny little podunk town be mentioned by my favorite reddit channel both brings me great honor and great sadness at the same time. Three Days Grace even came to our town. It's where the music video for " Lifetime" was filmed.
This will probably be buried a bit, but about the videos @33:08 That is Scott from Kentucky Ballistics and they were two entirely different videos with 2 entirely firearms. The first was a rather classic torture test of a Barrett with safety procedures taken into account because, yeah, torture testing a .50 BMG rifle is a bit dangerous. The second was after a freak accident with a different firearm called the Serbu BFG 50. Basically what had happened is that a cartridge detonated in battery and damn near killed the guy. He wasn't even torture testing the gun, just firing it.
The 'genius' of the Battleships ad is that its a drawing. Its not a photo. This means that, not only did they not think to remove the mother and daughter doing the dishes in the background - but they actively decided that it was an element that needed to be added.
Do you think that when they take photos for advertisements, they just take a random picture and then randomly decide which elements to leave in and which to take out?
@@hondaaccord736 Do you think that prior to Photoshop, when a photo was taken, you had the same degree of intentionality that you do with a manufactured illustration?
33:12 those videos were completely unrelated The gun in the torture test was a semi auto meanwhile the one in the 50 cal explosion was a single shot The story goes that he was shooting his single shot 50 cal with old Slav rounds that were spicy (he didn’t know yet) and on the last shot the cap stripped off and blew the gun in half and threw a peice of metal into his jugular and he stuck his thumb in the hole to stop himself from bleeding out If you want a better explanation watch the video
I will NEVER understand how people thought Ellen was a kind person. I mean... look at how she treatsvher guests. She says very rude things to them. You could argue it's scripted, but i don't think it is given how they react. They're obviously uncomfortable, forcing smiles and laughs, like they didn't expect her to say what she did. Maybe it's because i grew up with a mother who made nasty "jokes" about me in public and abused me in private (sometimes even abusing me in public) and everyone who knows her thinks she's the kindest, funniest woman to ever exist. But when people started coming out with Ellen's abuse, I (as the most OBLIVIOUS person i know) wasn't at all surprised...
Same. I even got called homophobic a couple times which is why i think people overlooked the red flags. She was one of the first celebrities to come out of the closet and one of the few who did it as she was rising in fame rather then most who stayed in the closet until their career was solid so she _was_ taking on a fair amount of risk. Doesnt give you a license to treat everyone like shit and you can see how she was sometimes downright cruel to guests just to make things interesting on screen.
33:09 showing off guns is what he does as a job, Besides, the one that exploded was different to the one on top. He was using very old expensive rounds, one of them was very hot, causing the weapon to self-destruct. calling this an AGEDLIKEMILK it’s like making fun of a forklift operator when he gets in an accident
The joke was.. i was saying I was gonna change everything in your life to not fit the comment so that it aged like the other posts, hope that cleared it up
they also WOULD have lasted a lot longer but France never carried out the promised attack on Germany other then the so called "Phoney War" and the UK also dragged their feet. Plus nobody really expected Germany and the USSR to team up and attack both sides at once, and people really under estimated Germany's power since a ton of their rearmament was done in secret. So basically the war started with like 4x the men and tanks anyone expected fighting on more then double the front anyone expected, so no wonder it was such a short war.
@@Spacey_key Wikipedia page on the "Plan West", first sentence: "Plan West (Polish: Plan Zachód) was a military plan of the Polish Army of the Second Polish Republic, for defence against invasion from Nazi Germany. It was designed in the late 1930s". Wikipedia page on "Plan East", first 2 sentences: "Plan East (Polish: Plan Wschód) was a Polish defensive military plan that was created in the 1920s and the 1930s in case of war against the Soviet Union. Unlike Plan West (Plan Zachód), it was being prepared during the whole interwar period, as the government of the Second Polish Republic treated the Soviet Union as the greatest potential military threat that was capable of initiating a full-scale war." Looks like they not only had a plan, but more then one, like most countries do when they have a likely threat to their country. Along with those 2 plans there was the Anglo-Polish alliance and Franco-Polish alliance and the plans for the allies to attack Germany from the west in the event of German hostilities.
@@arthas640 plan made in the 1920s means nothing, the situation in the 1939 was much different than in the 1920s, also the plan was constantly modified in the months before the war which brought chaos and caused the army to be unable to properly settle on a defense line, also the plan was downright bad because it assumed fighting on the long and undefensible border instead of retreating to better positions
33:09 i'm sure most people are aware of it by now but 1st the gun that exploded was a completely different model to the one torture tested and 2nd besides using extremely old ammunition he didn't do anything wrong. His video explaining what happened is pretty good and there are couple good videos by mark serbu (the person who designed and builds this exact weapon) investigating the cause for the exploded gun
the trick is to predict sure bets. Like: "in 2024 some decrepit old fart with a rock bottom approval rating will return to the White House after a controversial election".
@@arthas640the vice president of biden can win so if she does this Will be worthy of the subreddit Pd:I know that this coment was before the anouncement don't @ me
2:22 Season 1 episode 7 Double Dipper. Thats how early Bill was supposed to appear. Before the first draft of the script was written and the plot was a stock clonescapade, the episode was about Mabel summoning a "party god" who would turn out to be Bill and possess her
Microsoft is way bigger than any company should be, but unfortunately the video game market has too much competition to claim the Activision-Blizzard acquisition is monopolistic
33:15 to be fair it was a different 50 cal as you can see in the thumbnail of the first one he has a barrett m107 anti material rifle and in the other he has a different 50 cal I forgot the name of. And it's not really his fault in the first place as the reason it exploded is because of the ammo he had (.50 SLAP round i believe) so it's the fault of the seller who put too much powder in the ammo. :/
4:45 I vividly remember that tonado, as I have friends who live very close to that area and whos parents live in the city that was very wrecked by the tornado. They're still recovering from what I know.
33:08 First of: different gun Torture tested: Barret 50. Exploded gun: Serbu rn 50. Second of: confirmed freak accident due to overcharged round Yeah yeah I know, nobody asked, but it’s just stupidly wrong
Let's not forget that back in the day. Touch screens were mostly pressure sensitive, plastic screens that required something like a stylus to be accurately used. They weren't able to be used with your hands, you'd have to use a nail or something similar
Damn that is genuinely hilarious how Kāpiti youth support made it into the video! Never thought a local organization that comes to my school every now and again would be featured on Emkay.
That "never obsolete" computer photo comes up a lot. It was "never obsolete" because they had a trade-in program, not because they thought that particular machine was the best there'd ever be.
They did Kentucky Ballistics dirty because in the torture test video everything was totally safe and he was pulling the trigger from far away with a rope but when his rifle exploded was a total accident because turns out the ammo he was shooting was really sketchy and it was putting out more pressure on the gun than it could handle.
@23:32 For context, the idea behind eMachines was basically that they would get periodical software and hardware updates, thus ensuring that your machine was technically “never outdated” since the old tech in your machine would be replaced with new stuff.
the comment about Sony buying Bungie and the employees having better work environments aged like milk on its own, but that was more Bungie than Sony anyway
Englebert Humperdinck. I was born in February 1967. The top of the charts at that date was Englebert Number 1 with "Release me" - a shit and typical schmaltzy tune, but what's worse is that it was the record that managed to break the Beatles run of consistent number ones in a row. The record kept at number two? One of their finest - Strawberry Fields and Penny Lane. So as lifelong Beatles fan, I hate him with a passion.
23:37 I guess I'm left behind, but I agree with that statement. The most I have ever spent on a phone is about £20. I buy Nokias, which are excellent for phone calls, texting, alarms, simple games, it even has a calculator and a stopwatch. It's everything I need from a phone, I have two laptops to use the internet on. 37:28 I agree with Jeff on this one. I HATE touchscreens.
36:53 This is why one of my apple trees died when my grandfather decided to do this in my yard. He never lived here and, to this day, NOTHING will grow in that spot.
On 5 April, a massive earthquake hit New Jersey, from Florida to Bermuda and Kansas. More than 50,000 earthquakes have occurred in the past three months. The Delmarva Catastrophe, Point Bergen and Scranton-Hazleton earthquakes in Egypt destroyed 850 million acres of the Danube River, including 5,539 acres in New Jersey. The population of North America is about 500 to 200 million, and the highest rate of population growth in the 20 years after the earthquake in Haiti. This was the largest loss of the Canadian economy in 2000 - 24.2 billion dollars. Hackensack dollars (9% of GDP) because of the sudden bad weather and bad methods of war, the governor ordered to send 60 thousand soldiers, 5 thousand doctors and 30 doctors around the world to bake bread.
Im about 15 minutes in but I’m really hoping somebody made a joke about the recent research on why everyone is so goddamn allergic to peanuts cause all of the ads back in the day would fit perfectly
I just saw the among us post (57:07) and I couldn't help but chuckle at it because I had seen today an Among Us guide book being sold in the shop I volunteer at. It is funny and interesting how big and popular that game has become.
Heres my FAAAAAVORITEEEE cookie recipeeeeee!! 16 cups of flour. 24 bottles of water. 600 chocolate chips 1 stick of dynamite 2 2x4 Wood Planks 8 2010 Chevrolet Camaros 2 mansions 108 Ceiling Fans 367 Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultras 5 Air Hockey Tables 4 Xbox Series X consoles 4 Xbox One X consoles 200 Playstation 3s and 4's 1 Samsung Galaxy Note 7 8 Football Fields 2 Canada's 1 Antartica 1 Mona Lisa 1 Starry Night 800 Texas Roadhouses 14000 McDonalds 600 TCL Roku 65" TVs 9000 Russias 6 EF4 Tornadoes 1,000,000 Gaming PCs 8B babies Now bake at 800 degrees fahrenheit or celsius. Done!
The craziest thing about the Ratatouille take is that wasn’t it like nominated for an Oscar? And it was SUPER acclaimed and still is usually is ranked as the best Pixar film and one of the best Disney and even animated films of all time
Blinx and Blinx 2 were genuinely solid games, ngl. I just think they didn't have the potential for as many games as stuff like Jax or R&C, so it didn't stick.
1:04:50 Dude was saying this when Spongebob was literally brand new (note it was posted 7/18/1999) when that post was made), the latter half was because he probably last watched Nick in the early 90s so Ren and Stimpy was the last Nicktoon he saw that had any drive behind it.
In the second video "My 50 Cal Exploded" by Kentucky Ballistics located at 33:07, Scott specifies that the 50 Cal that exploded was NOT the same one he torture tested. He describes it as a "freak accident" from firing off old, "extra hot" slap rounds that had be presumably tampered with before he purchased them.
47:18 The 50 cal he used in the torture test video is not the same gun that exploded. The explosion does not appear to have been the result of an issue with the gun or his own actions and was most likely the result of a "hot" round.
About the JK Rowling thing - she has literally gone on record to say that trans women are not women. She also wrote two books in her detective series where trans people are depicted very negatively. She IS transphobic. The real problem isn't that she said these things - it's that she actively refuses to take it back or apologize. EDIT: she also claims that the reason she feels this way is because trans women haven't struggled like "real" women. If you think trans people don't struggle, you know nothing about trans people. Or LGBTQ+ people in general.
Regarding your edit, yeah, Rowling’s an idiot in that regard. I’m not even totally sure my nebulously-demi-or-ace butt would’ve been socially accepted last century.
10:36 as someone who actually lives in kapiti it definitely seems that the awareness of kys is based on their age. most teenagers ofc think they're funny for joking about, with older people (which their are a lot of in kapiti) seem to be less so aware of. And with the gen x/ melllianals it's more so dependent on if their kid jokes about it or if they're in the know. You prob could've already assumed that but whatever, I wanted a way to express how hyped I was
E machines were obsolete the moment they were released. That tagline was about the fact that they use recycled parts in their computers. And they lasted about as long as you would expect a computer made entirely of used parts would last.
A 6.0 magnitude earthquake hits Newhall, Jersey. I have never seen a rich dog. He is from New Jersey, and while the author is saddened by the earthquake, he hopes others will not forget their journey. I... This man's house is very old. I asked this question. Ed's voice came from the kitchen. But the bomb went off. I've been hearing about cholesterol for years and it doesn't make sense to me, but I don't know. But you don't have to drive to work.
33:10 I actually watched this video, and the torture test had approximately no affect on the 50cal explosion. I dont remember much but he was using an old 50cal bullet that was rare but happened to be faulty.
Aged like milk always makes you feel a little bit smarter
It makes you age like milk
@@ANDREAMELOCUNHA Not in a stupid way, but a funny way >:(
@@ANDREAMELOCUNHAr/woooosh?
@@ANDREAMELOCUNHAbro has no idea what woooosh means
@@bahmoudd Exatctly
35:49 I think this is the best "aged like milk" in the video. The Wright brothers successfully created and tested the first successful airplane on December 17, 1903, just 9 days after this article was published stating that "mankind wouldn't fly for a million years."
Now THATS perfect
I'd say this aged like sushi more than anything
Aged like francium-223
@@quakxy_dukx Aged like Hydrogen-7
@@backroomscataloger now that’s damn near nonexistent; aged almost before it even exists
aged like oganesson
I’m happy to see the intro and music come back, it really is a staple of the emkay feel
I don’t think its back.. this video is a compilation meaning the intro you saw at the beginning was actually an intro to a video a while back.
I think the old pfp is back too
Agreed, but i agree with salt that it's because it's a compilation including older videos.
raged like milk
@@GunsAndAmmo3nah I don’t think I will
@@GunsAndAmmo3like begging
Exactly what I thought
Said this out loud before seeing the comment
How does one rage like milk
I live in Mayfield,Kentucky. The tornado was an EF-5. It passed right behind the house I was staying in and obliterated the next street over,as well as all of downtown and then some. One of the people I went to high school was in the candle factory,where they were posting managers to guard the doors and threatening to fire people if they left. His name was Devon. He spent hours trapped underneath rubble. He'd told his mom and brother earlier that day that he'd had a bad feeling and was considering leaving. I didn't know him that well but I know his brother. I feel for his family every day. To have my tiny little podunk town be mentioned by my favorite reddit channel both brings me great honor and great sadness at the same time. Three Days Grace even came to our town. It's where the music video for " Lifetime" was filmed.
Just a slight correction, it was an EF4
@@notarotomwithhair5637 I'm sure it still caused plenty of destruction regardless.
@@Narutowatcher465 Yes, it did, ~165 mile track
31:04 Did you censor the word penis and then accidentally say dick in the censor? Cause that's amazing
Lexi said Nick.
@@brelade That does make more sense but is also less funny, so I choose to be wrong and continue to hear it as dick
are they the same thing?
non't@@samariumproductions5287
@@samariumproductions5287yes they are?
This will probably be buried a bit, but about the videos @33:08
That is Scott from Kentucky Ballistics and they were two entirely different videos with 2 entirely firearms. The first was a rather classic torture test of a Barrett with safety procedures taken into account because, yeah, torture testing a .50 BMG rifle is a bit dangerous.
The second was after a freak accident with a different firearm called the Serbu BFG 50. Basically what had happened is that a cartridge detonated in battery and damn near killed the guy. He wasn't even torture testing the gun, just firing it.
I'd love to see some of these aged like wine
You my friend are legitimately everywhere holy shit
I was just thinking that XD@@Skelly1485
@@Skelly1485People get around
I mean, the Loki not dying in infinity war is technically true
ur everywhere
The 'genius' of the Battleships ad is that its a drawing. Its not a photo.
This means that, not only did they not think to remove the mother and daughter doing the dishes in the background - but they actively decided that it was an element that needed to be added.
Do you think that when they take photos for advertisements, they just take a random picture and then randomly decide which elements to leave in and which to take out?
@@hondaaccord736 Do you think that prior to Photoshop, when a photo was taken, you had the same degree of intentionality that you do with a manufactured illustration?
@@tzisorey
For advertisement? Yes. Ads aren't accidents.
@@hondaaccord736 There's multiple 90's TV shows featuring bloopers and errors in ads, that would beg to differ.
@@tzisorey Oh, right. Sorry. Let me return my college degree in this because of some 90s TV shows.
33:12 those videos were completely unrelated
The gun in the torture test was a semi auto meanwhile the one in the 50 cal explosion was a single shot
The story goes that he was shooting his single shot 50 cal with old Slav rounds that were spicy (he didn’t know yet) and on the last shot the cap stripped off and blew the gun in half and threw a peice of metal into his jugular and he stuck his thumb in the hole to stop himself from bleeding out
If you want a better explanation watch the video
Thank God someone knows
The e machines "never obsolete" actually referred to their program to get free upgrades. It's still funny, because they went out of business in 2013
I miss the " 👍👎🖖🤟👈👉🖕✌️" from old EmKay videos
Same
Pls give me an example
Are you talking about the background image? It's definitely there, just a little hard to see. You can see it at the 20 second mark.
@@schadenfreude3236 no, I mean the old intro with the animated version
@@lwaysDrawing - Oh, gotcha.
I will NEVER understand how people thought Ellen was a kind person. I mean... look at how she treatsvher guests. She says very rude things to them. You could argue it's scripted, but i don't think it is given how they react. They're obviously uncomfortable, forcing smiles and laughs, like they didn't expect her to say what she did. Maybe it's because i grew up with a mother who made nasty "jokes" about me in public and abused me in private (sometimes even abusing me in public) and everyone who knows her thinks she's the kindest, funniest woman to ever exist. But when people started coming out with Ellen's abuse, I (as the most OBLIVIOUS person i know) wasn't at all surprised...
Same. I even got called homophobic a couple times which is why i think people overlooked the red flags. She was one of the first celebrities to come out of the closet and one of the few who did it as she was rising in fame rather then most who stayed in the closet until their career was solid so she _was_ taking on a fair amount of risk. Doesnt give you a license to treat everyone like shit and you can see how she was sometimes downright cruel to guests just to make things interesting on screen.
@arthas640 yeah, I'm queer and it is NOT an excuse to act like an @$$.
33:09 showing off guns is what he does as a job, Besides, the one that exploded was different to the one on top. He was using very old expensive rounds, one of them was very hot, causing the weapon to self-destruct. calling this an AGEDLIKEMILK it’s like making fun of a forklift operator when he gets in an accident
Didn't he get into exploding guns because of that?
Blinx crawled, and also had leukemia, scoliosis and constant seizures, so Petty Officer Master Chief could give the covenant back their bomb.
I'm 26, single, Graduated High School, Asexual and have already had a hysterectomy. I'm living my best life!
Ready to be posted on the subreddit above? Watch out buckeroo, life's bouta get SILLY
@@Benchontheground What do you mean I'm aged like Milk?
The joke was.. i was saying I was gonna change everything in your life to not fit the comment so that it aged like the other posts, hope that cleared it up
?? whats this have to do w the vid /nm /gen
@@cyberfilthx it’s a joke so when something bad happens to him he’ll be posted on the subreddit
8:00 to be fair, the Poles did give a very good account of themselves for lasting as long as they did against overwhelming odds
they also WOULD have lasted a lot longer but France never carried out the promised attack on Germany other then the so called "Phoney War" and the UK also dragged their feet. Plus nobody really expected Germany and the USSR to team up and attack both sides at once, and people really under estimated Germany's power since a ton of their rearmament was done in secret. So basically the war started with like 4x the men and tanks anyone expected fighting on more then double the front anyone expected, so no wonder it was such a short war.
@@arthas640 nah, we had no plan at all and most of the regular army was destroyed by September 14
@@Spacey_key Wikipedia page on the "Plan West", first sentence:
"Plan West (Polish: Plan Zachód) was a military plan of the Polish Army of the Second Polish Republic, for defence against invasion from Nazi Germany. It was designed in the late 1930s".
Wikipedia page on "Plan East", first 2 sentences:
"Plan East (Polish: Plan Wschód) was a Polish defensive military plan that was created in the 1920s and the 1930s in case of war against the Soviet Union. Unlike Plan West (Plan Zachód), it was being prepared during the whole interwar period, as the government of the Second Polish Republic treated the Soviet Union as the greatest potential military threat that was capable of initiating a full-scale war."
Looks like they not only had a plan, but more then one, like most countries do when they have a likely threat to their country. Along with those 2 plans there was the Anglo-Polish alliance and Franco-Polish alliance and the plans for the allies to attack Germany from the west in the event of German hostilities.
@@arthas640 plan made in the 1920s means nothing, the situation in the 1939 was much different than in the 1920s, also the plan was constantly modified in the months before the war which brought chaos and caused the army to be unable to properly settle on a defense line, also the plan was downright bad because it assumed fighting on the long and undefensible border instead of retreating to better positions
Aged like milk is always so funny
I love watching people being wrong
33:09 i'm sure most people are aware of it by now but 1st the gun that exploded was a completely different model to the one torture tested and 2nd besides using extremely old ammunition he didn't do anything wrong. His video explaining what happened is pretty good and there are couple good videos by mark serbu (the person who designed and builds this exact weapon) investigating the cause for the exploded gun
Me at age 7: I wanna be the first female president
Me now, neither female nor wishing to be the president:
trans?
@@Messier42-handle yep
@@SilverAceOfSpades cool lol
You can't change who you were ment to be, you have to be president /s
This is exactly me except now I’m nonbinary and don’t even want to be in this country 💀
42:12 I was gonna say "field" is an odd word choice but then I realized he was talking about football, not bowling.
Actually, apparently Bill wasn't meant to be the main antagonist and really WAS just a side character with no real significance to the plot at first
This is why you should never try to predict any shit!
the trick is to predict sure bets. Like: "in 2024 some decrepit old fart with a rock bottom approval rating will return to the White House after a controversial election".
@@arthas640 pretty much
This is not true. Taking a guess isn't a bad thing.
@@arthas640the vice president of biden can win so if she does this Will be worthy of the subreddit
Pd:I know that this coment was before the anouncement don't @ me
15:05 LOOK GORDAN WE MADE IT INTO THE SURFACE
A lot of those books were actually on the same topic in the 1930s, they were about how being gay is not a disorder and trans people are their gender
Robin's Cyberpunk section around 1:00:00 will probably always be my favorite part in any Emkay video.
funny how making fun of cyberpunk aged like milk
2:22 Season 1 episode 7 Double Dipper. Thats how early Bill was supposed to appear. Before the first draft of the script was written and the plot was a stock clonescapade, the episode was about Mabel summoning a "party god" who would turn out to be Bill and possess her
Microsoft is way bigger than any company should be, but unfortunately the video game market has too much competition to claim the Activision-Blizzard acquisition is monopolistic
56:12 Oh, sweet Irony.
33:15 to be fair it was a different 50 cal as you can see in the thumbnail of the first one he has a barrett m107 anti material rifle and in the other he has a different 50 cal I forgot the name of. And it's not really his fault in the first place as the reason it exploded is because of the ammo he had (.50 SLAP round i believe) so it's the fault of the seller who put too much powder in the ammo. :/
Thank God someone understands basic logic
Well they were 50 year old rounds made by slavs
4:45 I vividly remember that tonado, as I have friends who live very close to that area and whos parents live in the city that was very wrecked by the tornado. They're still recovering from what I know.
15:03 Apologies to anyone who was drifting off to sleep while watching this
shit fuckin made me throw hands
@@stefan-viorelnagy5181lmao
33:08
First of: different gun
Torture tested: Barret 50.
Exploded gun: Serbu rn 50.
Second of: confirmed freak accident due to overcharged round
Yeah yeah I know, nobody asked, but it’s just stupidly wrong
I'm so happy to see the intro again I really don't understand why they removed it 😭❤️
Let's not forget that back in the day. Touch screens were mostly pressure sensitive, plastic screens that required something like a stylus to be accurately used. They weren't able to be used with your hands, you'd have to use a nail or something similar
19:54 oh my god, now that is a name i havent seen in a long time
Damn that is genuinely hilarious how Kāpiti youth support made it into the video! Never thought a local organization that comes to my school every now and again would be featured on Emkay.
1:19:29 Robin loves this subreddit so much he had to say something that would age like milk as well lol.
“On the Kissing one: Most of this is literally how you do The Devil’s Tango in a nutshell.
That "never obsolete" computer photo comes up a lot. It was "never obsolete" because they had a trade-in program, not because they thought that particular machine was the best there'd ever be.
it always amuses me that I'm also 6'3" and born in 96. Love it!
33:15 that wasn’t because of the torture testing
37:28 My Paw Paw (grandfather), who had a keyboard flip phone until a couple years ago, is named Jeff
They did Kentucky Ballistics dirty because in the torture test video everything was totally safe and he was pulling the trigger from far away with a rope but when his rifle exploded was a total accident because turns out the ammo he was shooting was really sketchy and it was putting out more pressure on the gun than it could handle.
Also they were 2 completely different guns
@23:32 For context, the idea behind eMachines was basically that they would get periodical software and hardware updates, thus ensuring that your machine was technically “never outdated” since the old tech in your machine would be replaced with new stuff.
15:05 (loud warning)
bruh i dropped my needle when i was doing cross stitch, thanks Jack
With that Kentucky Ballistics thing; His .50 cal exploded because of faulty slap rounds, NOT because of a torture test.
At least milk makes cheese
the comment about Sony buying Bungie and the employees having better work environments aged like milk on its own, but that was more Bungie than Sony anyway
10:42 That wasn't made in the 1990's. That typeface didn't even exist until 2015. That's a modern ad.
Ive been having a bad day. Then emkay posts… you could say that bad day aged like milk
1h 19mins:
"Trump Musk 2024"
EmKay: "those f*** hate each other"
6 months.... this is how aged milk You are 🙂
They most likely still hate each other, they’re just using each other to obtain power. One’s got money, one’s got a cult following.
wait...this makes Kramer canonically racist?
9:48 aged like milk with robin feeling bad for vaush because vaush has done some heinous stuff now lmao
What happened
Englebert Humperdinck. I was born in February 1967. The top of the charts at that date was Englebert Number 1 with "Release me" - a shit and typical schmaltzy tune, but what's worse is that it was the record that managed to break the Beatles run of consistent number ones in a row. The record kept at number two? One of their finest - Strawberry Fields and Penny Lane.
So as lifelong Beatles fan, I hate him with a passion.
Lord emkay has awoken
23:37 I guess I'm left behind, but I agree with that statement. The most I have ever spent on a phone is about £20. I buy Nokias, which are excellent for phone calls, texting, alarms, simple games, it even has a calculator and a stopwatch. It's everything I need from a phone, I have two laptops to use the internet on.
37:28 I agree with Jeff on this one. I HATE touchscreens.
0:12 middle finger
Damn just noticed
0:37 😂😂😂 we are going back repeat we are going back in time
15:08 The people who listen to this to sleep 😴😴😴😱😨😴😴😴
36:53 This is why one of my apple trees died when my grandfather decided to do this in my yard. He never lived here and, to this day, NOTHING will grow in that spot.
I love the smart, hilarious editing and readings they give these. So great.
On 5 April, a massive earthquake hit New Jersey, from Florida to Bermuda and Kansas. More than 50,000 earthquakes have occurred in the past three months. The Delmarva Catastrophe, Point Bergen and Scranton-Hazleton earthquakes in Egypt destroyed 850 million acres of the Danube River, including 5,539 acres in New Jersey. The population of North America is about 500 to 200 million, and the highest rate of population growth in the 20 years after the earthquake in Haiti. This was the largest loss of the Canadian economy in 2000 - 24.2 billion dollars. Hackensack dollars (9% of GDP) because of the sudden bad weather and bad methods of war, the governor ordered to send 60 thousand soldiers, 5 thousand doctors and 30 doctors around the world to bake bread.
1:15:49 This is the first time I’ve heard of this game in literal months… my god how pedolex ruined his whole career in an instant… (thrice technical)
19:48 Fall guys is in Fortnite so this really aged like milk
55:18 for those interested, the text on the poster says: " BLOOM, OUR FRIEND"
18:54
Has bam really fallen off so far that people don't even recognize his last name anymore?
Mispronunciation killed me lol
Englebert Humperdinck sounds like the name of a cartoon villain
Real name is Jerry Dorsey but I guess that's not ✨SHOWBIZ✨ enough
28:15 “thankful for twitter”
aged like milk 💀
Im about 15 minutes in but I’m really hoping somebody made a joke about the recent research on why everyone is so goddamn allergic to peanuts cause all of the ads back in the day would fit perfectly
2:06
Actually, Alex Hirsch was literally laying down the track as the train was spending. He had no plans to make bill cipher the main antagonist.
I just saw the among us post (57:07) and I couldn't help but chuckle at it because I had seen today an Among Us guide book being sold in the shop I volunteer at. It is funny and interesting how big and popular that game has become.
The first one i love it hahahahah
Heres my FAAAAAVORITEEEE cookie recipeeeeee!!
16 cups of flour.
24 bottles of water.
600 chocolate chips
1 stick of dynamite
2 2x4 Wood Planks
8 2010 Chevrolet Camaros
2 mansions
108 Ceiling Fans
367 Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultras
5 Air Hockey Tables
4 Xbox Series X consoles
4 Xbox One X consoles
200 Playstation 3s and 4's
1 Samsung Galaxy Note 7
8 Football Fields
2 Canada's
1 Antartica
1 Mona Lisa
1 Starry Night
800 Texas Roadhouses
14000 McDonalds
600 TCL Roku 65" TVs
9000 Russias
6 EF4 Tornadoes
1,000,000 Gaming PCs
8B babies
Now bake at 800 degrees fahrenheit or celsius.
Done!
what if i don't have 2 canadas, can i replace them with something else ?
Please remind me to screenshot this later
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week
@@jonatanpl3899Its "Canada's", so probably something from Canada... maybe a canadian? I mean, after eating one canadian, I can tell you it's great...
Help im laughing im going to become ingredient
The craziest thing about the Ratatouille take is that wasn’t it like nominated for an Oscar? And it was SUPER acclaimed and still is usually is ranked as the best Pixar film and one of the best Disney and even animated films of all time
I just got ignored on a UA-camrs livestream. This helped me cheer up. thanks.
your fault ngl parasocial relationships are cringe
Idk the circumstances but I hope you're doing good now, friend. I'm rooting for you!
Blinx and Blinx 2 were genuinely solid games, ngl. I just think they didn't have the potential for as many games as stuff like Jax or R&C, so it didn't stick.
1:04:50 Dude was saying this when Spongebob was literally brand new (note it was posted 7/18/1999) when that post was made), the latter half was because he probably last watched Nick in the early 90s so Ren and Stimpy was the last Nicktoon he saw that had any drive behind it.
1:03:16 bruh the cyperpunk crashing bit had me dieing from laughter
10:08 and this guy later went on to become the first grand wizard... you know exactly what that title is for.
In the second video "My 50 Cal Exploded" by Kentucky Ballistics located at 33:07, Scott specifies that the 50 Cal that exploded was NOT the same one he torture tested. He describes it as a "freak accident" from firing off old, "extra hot" slap rounds that had be presumably tampered with before he purchased them.
1:14:54 avalanches
21:15 what's even funnier is someone just recently found a way to make internet speeds even FASTER
47:18 The 50 cal he used in the torture test video is not the same gun that exploded. The explosion does not appear to have been the result of an issue with the gun or his own actions and was most likely the result of a "hot" round.
About the JK Rowling thing - she has literally gone on record to say that trans women are not women.
She also wrote two books in her detective series where trans people are depicted very negatively.
She IS transphobic.
The real problem isn't that she said these things - it's that she actively refuses to take it back or apologize.
EDIT: she also claims that the reason she feels this way is because trans women haven't struggled like "real" women. If you think trans people don't struggle, you know nothing about trans people. Or LGBTQ+ people in general.
Regarding your edit, yeah, Rowling’s an idiot in that regard. I’m not even totally sure my nebulously-demi-or-ace butt would’ve been socially accepted last century.
10:36 as someone who actually lives in kapiti it definitely seems that the awareness of kys is based on their age. most teenagers ofc think they're funny for joking about, with older people (which their are a lot of in kapiti) seem to be less so aware of. And with the gen x/ melllianals it's more so dependent on if their kid jokes about it or if they're in the know. You prob could've already assumed that but whatever, I wanted a way to express how hyped I was
Spamton 👍 15:06
E machines were obsolete the moment they were released. That tagline was about the fact that they use recycled parts in their computers. And they lasted about as long as you would expect a computer made entirely of used parts would last.
Yep
A 6.0 magnitude earthquake hits Newhall, Jersey. I have never seen a rich dog. He is from New Jersey, and while the author is saddened by the earthquake, he hopes others will not forget their journey. I... This man's house is very old. I asked this question. Ed's voice came from the kitchen. But the bomb went off. I've been hearing about cholesterol for years and it doesn't make sense to me, but I don't know. But you don't have to drive to work.
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I actually watched this video, and the torture test had approximately no affect on the 50cal explosion. I dont remember much but he was using an old 50cal bullet that was rare but happened to be faulty.
5:36 For more information, there is a documentary called “Partygate” about No. 10’s lockdown party.
*parties
2:05 genuinely made me laugh out loud
Crime-e-ah
3:18 Ironically his charges were dropped, so this also aged like milk
THISVIDEO AGED LIKE MILK FR FR NO CAP 100%
11:30 disappointed this isn’t a Weezer reference
I have watched EmKay for 2+ years, I just realized the hand flips you off in one of them ☠
Hey the old intro is back! ❤❤❤
No it's not, it's a compilation of the best of this sub Reddit and that clip is from an older video 😢
8:37 this didn’t age like milk, it aged like max n cheese