I can tell you never played Splatoon 1, neither have I :) I can tell because you questioned literally EVERY boss from the first game that isn’t in the second game, I agree though… what are these??? They just look gross! Oh by the way, to beat that one with the giant teeth you need to shoot it’s teeth (shattering them) and avoid being eaten, and to beat the one with the water hose mouth and weird suction cups, you need to explode those suction cups while avoiding it’s easy to dodge attacks, I never played but jeez was that game odd…
@@CJ_Hyperfresh wow my case is the same! Though my friend said it’s not worth buying a Wii U just so I can play Splatoon 1, I’ll stick with Splatoon 2 and 3 on the Switch
@@CJ_Hyperfresh I didn’t actually think i’d get a reply to this thank you, and thank you for the heart it honestly means so much to me. I never thought id ever get noticed before by anyone before so this does mean a ton :’) thank you, I promise i will subscribe and forever stay subscribed too Also yea like I was saying earlier, I always kinda had a bit of a crush for the steelhead XD
@@ADepressedDragon Aww, well I'm happy to have brightened your day a little bit! I do my best to respond to as many comments as possible because I really appreciate people like you! ☺ And yeah, Steelhead is kind of a cutie imo🤣
@@CJ_Hyperfresh Awesome! I remember you said you had a laptop. The free version of DVR renders videos on your CPU. It can make my 8-core 16-thread Ryzen 2700 go up beyond 150 degrees sometimes. If you buy the program for a one-time updates for life price of $299, it will switch to GPU. I have a work around for this. When you are about to render your video, switch from H.264 to H.265. The encoding will switch to the GPU from your CPU. It should help you.
i was about to comment that i disagree with your decision with the griller in some strange way, but then i realized that one of your channel guidelines is just splatoon 3
💥BREAKING NEWS💥 Local UA-camr has career cancelled before it's even started. More at 11.
the fact you passed crusty sean is unforgivable
I like Crusty Sean, bUT..... he's a wee bit TOO crusty for me lmao
@@CJ_Hyperfresh Sean ass is probably a cheese grater
@@CJ_Hyperfresh its okay we all have our opinions
they also passed aloha, absolutely lying
You cannot disrespect my man Spyke like that, the literal OFFICIAL artbook calls him 'the hot urchin in the alleyway'
@LaplacesAngel612 Yes Spyke he's my man!
You smashed 29% of the characters in this video. Just a random math fact. Loved the video! :D
Aha, appreciate the fun fact, and thank you! ☺
Does that include the like button?
he likes THICC characters
I laughed so hard when the mothership showed up 💀
Can I add a choice for, “Go to hell"..?
Cause some of them get a hard pass straight to hell..
THE WAY I JUST SNORTED...💀💀
I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST PASS SPYKE…
I can tell you never played Splatoon 1, neither have I :)
I can tell because you questioned literally EVERY boss from the first game that isn’t in the second game, I agree though… what are these??? They just look gross!
Oh by the way, to beat that one with the giant teeth you need to shoot it’s teeth (shattering them) and avoid being eaten, and to beat the one with the water hose mouth and weird suction cups, you need to explode those suction cups while avoiding it’s easy to dodge attacks, I never played but jeez was that game odd…
Yep! I unfortunately never owned a WiiU, but I hope to someday to play Splatoon 1 firsthand!
@@CJ_Hyperfresh wow my case is the same! Though my friend said it’s not worth buying a Wii U just so I can play Splatoon 1, I’ll stick with Splatoon 2 and 3 on the Switch
@@CJ_Hyperfresh
If ya got a good enough PC emulator is the way! Only played Splatoon 1 thanks to Cemu
@@PotatoPlaysThePotatoQueen There are plenty other good games on there, yknow!
@@cubechan1938 nah, Splatoon is the only thing keeping the console alive from my perspective (my opinion)
missed opportunity to call it splash or pass
You get a heart for such a good pun haha
Another amazing vid, keep up the good work CJ!
Thank you! I plan to ☺
DJ Octavio deserves all the smashes!!!
I find it interesting how they smashed the Snatcher.
Not my girl Flow, she be a sea star I tell ya! 😭, also just Jelly arm stretch will always get me
Flow is great! I just can't with her one-foot thing 💀💀
@@CJ_Hyperfresh When the toes too strong XD
Good editing and very funny. Good stuff
Appreciate you!
@@CJ_Hyperfresh I appreciate your content :) its good
Society peaked when Splatoon introduced *T h i c c J e l l y f i s h*
Glad to see I’m not the only one who would choose smash on the steelhead
A person of true taste, I see!
@@CJ_Hyperfresh I didn’t actually think i’d get a reply to this thank you, and thank you for the heart it honestly means so much to me. I never thought id ever get noticed before by anyone before so this does mean a ton :’) thank you, I promise i will subscribe and forever stay subscribed too
Also yea like I was saying earlier, I always kinda had a bit of a crush for the steelhead XD
@@ADepressedDragon Aww, well I'm happy to have brightened your day a little bit! I do my best to respond to as many comments as possible because I really appreciate people like you! ☺
And yeah, Steelhead is kind of a cutie imo🤣
Honestly I agree with you on the Steelhead bit
IM SO HAPPY YOU DIDNT INCLUDE THE MINORS :SOB:
Oh god, yea no I would never..
So glad I have notifs on lmao this is amazing
Notif gang! Aha, thanks!
spike??????? SPIKE??????? WHY HOW NOT- im done
I just think he's stinky 🤷🏾
0:17 I mean, admittedly C.Q. could probabl- actually maybe I shouldn't finish that statement.
Stop ittt💀💀💀
Woah, when did you get over 1k subs Mr. CJ? Congrats! That is the hardest barrier to overcome when a UA-cam channel is new!
Thank you, happened early last week! Although, you ain't gotta use honorifics with me! 😅 I'm just a regular person aha
@@CJ_Hyperfresh Sorry, it is just how I was raised. Now, I use Davinci Resolve for my video editor. What are you planning to use?
@@CobiaCrossink Switching to DaVinci Resolve in my next vid actually!
@@CJ_Hyperfresh Awesome! I remember you said you had a laptop. The free version of DVR renders videos on your CPU. It can make my 8-core 16-thread Ryzen 2700 go up beyond 150 degrees sometimes. If you buy the program for a one-time updates for life price of $299, it will switch to GPU.
I have a work around for this. When you are about to render your video, switch from H.264 to H.265. The encoding will switch to the GPU from your CPU. It should help you.
@@CobiaCrossink Appreciate the tips, I'll remember this for sure!
So, technically this would be called “Splat or pass”?
Also, SPLOON 3 LES GOOOOOOOO
I find out you have a UA-cam channel and this is what you’ve been doing LMFAO. Jokes aside I loved this video.
I CANT BELIEVE YOU CHOSE PASS ON THE OCTOSNIPER /j
i guarantee you this wouldn’t exist if Markiplier didn’t make his Pokémon smash or pass video
That's the entire point. Following trends isn't something new.
0:38 This is just the Splatoon equivalent of Dr. Eggman
wanna elaborate on the steelhead 🤨🤨🤨
Ik I’m late but, would you smash Deep Cut?
I’d love to know where you get those cool splatoon designs in the background, they look so cool
These are too funny 😭😭😭
The CANKLES
Killed me there
I think I have a crush on mr. grizz HELP
The zoom on the sandals 😂😂😂😂😂
I'm boutta smash the squeegee and the blimp and no one can stop me
I cannot believe you said pass to Dj Octavio
NAH DON'T ACT LIKE WE DIDN'T SEE YOU SAY SMASH FOR THE SALMONID ROLL THAT SHIT BACK
>Passing on Isopadre
Insta dislike
He's cool, but that's someone's grandpa tho! 😩😩
@@CJ_Hyperfresh And??? Dude's experienced
i was about to comment that i disagree with your decision with the griller in some strange way, but then i realized that one of your channel guidelines is just splatoon 3
Love your content! would recommend :)
Thanks so much!
Did you pass on the Octoball cuz you'd need two of em? /j
how dare you pass on octomaw
2:48 You counted both of ur passes for 1 character right here
You got me at the like button xD
I saw an opportunity and couldn't resist 💀
Alright, I can understand you passing C.Q Cumber.
But how would he feel?
Based dedf1sh appreciator
5:18 I’m gonna say what we’re all thinking, Splatoon 2 Hero Mode version?
Ok hear me out. Steel eel I would pass. But the salmonid controlling it.. smash.
THE SNATCHER???
NOT THE YASSIFIED FISH BAHAHAHHA
I agree, Pearl is better than marina
Huh? I never said Pearl is better than Marina aha 😅😅
Gonna be honest with you, 4:15 .... I don't have octo expansion but........
where did you get these from 😂
u didn't have to no one needed to ✋😔
This is so funny omg
Glad you enjoyed!
We need one for splatoon 3 and the DLC
already made one for splatoon 3 lol
• tartar is a QUADRUPLE smash
• if I saw it at my wedding I would run off the alter 😈
Also I’m gonna assume you never played the first Splatoon
Love your videos
Thanks!
Who is this character at 2:40 they are a boy a girl or ?
That's the beta design for Pearl, bc she was originally intended to be an octoling as well.
We have different tastes in people
No wrong in that!
mmm yes cohozuna in splatoon 2
Just a reminder this is for the lols and is not meant to be taken seriously
bro who wouldn't smash Sheldon smh
• I would smash sheldon
• my main question is WHO WOULDNT SMASH SPYKE AND TARTAR?!
how he never played splatoon 1
he dit not kno all the bosses
People really do be sleeping on the first one's forehead. Could play tic tac toe on that thing 😩🖐
That's what I'm saying!! 🤣🤣
its bigger than frye's and pearl's combined !!!!
Most smash if they ain’t as old as cuttlefish except dj and or if it’s not legal then pass
How did you get so many subscribers with only 9 videos tell me ypur ways
90% intentionality, 10% luck :)
Wdym smash for capn cuttlefish😍😍
103 passes !?
WHY IS TONI KENSA A CHARACTER
no... Not marina...
infinite smash marina
yes.
Funni video but good video, nice
Thanks!
Quick bit of triva jellfonzo is the son of jellonzo so you passed jellfonzo but smashed jellonzo I won't make it weird if you dont
Of course you smashed Marina
I "smashed" all 4 idols, what's your point.
3:05
no comment.
x2
Great choices ur very funny 😆
BUT CJJJJJJJJ, MARIE IZ AGNET 2 }:( U LYIGN U SAYD THAT NO AGENT .V.
YOU'RE RIGHT, I'VE BEEN BUSTED...
Hi also your content is cool
Hello! Aha, thanks!
FINALLY
You clearly have not played the first splatoon to not know the bosses:(
XD
hehe funny
💀
Hi
LMAO, that was fast! Hi!
@@CJ_Hyperfresh I'm the fastest commenter in the Platform
@@CJ_Hyperfresh 2:26 THATS SUS AF-