Actually what you Find in the supermarket isn't a Banana it's a Cavendish Wild Bananas you know the ones that Evolution came up with look Quite Different from the ones you see in Morrisons
You actually need 2 parachutes to go skydiving twice. My friend had to use the spare one 3 times in a couple years. Once was on his birthday with his girlfriend watching from the ground😁😁
Lying once makes you a “liar?” I’ve tended to a few booboos. Guess I’m a doctor. I used to play with Lego, kick a ball around and draw stuff. Guess I’m an engineer, athlete and artist, too. Fuck yeah, I rock!
"Have you ever used God's name in vain?" "Holy Isis and Osiris, Batman! I wouldn't dream of using Thor's name in vain for fear he strike me with lightning! Jesus H.Christ, you've got to be kidding?"
You see, the funny thing about that 'god's name in vain' thing is that most Christians and Catholics absolutely misunderstand what it means. Using his name in vain means to invoke his name for unholy uses. That does NOT mean that 'OMG' is blasphemy; it means that 'god told me [insert politicized bullshit that he never even mentions here]' is blasphemy. So basically, most Christians and Catholics willingly use his name in vain whilst telling completely innocent people that *they* are the ones using his name in vain (when they aren't). Isn't that funny?
The dialogue with the teenager was really interesting. They shut down his honest questions that could have led to a real conversation. Then they cut away, like "Gotcha!"
That's Ray's entire gimmick. Manipulative, cherry picked editing where he ambushes people on the street with some "gotcha" questions with a side order of gish gallop and pretend he achieved something. While selectively editing out all the responses that didn't match his narrative.
@@seraphinaaizen6278 I wouldn't even let him get past the liar thing. "Hold on. I've been honest too. Does that make me an honest liar? That doesn't sound right..."
I'd like to ask Ray a few questions. "Do you keep the month of Ramadan holy and fast? Have you made a pilgrimage to the holy city of Mecca? Do you pray 5 times a day in the direction of the holy city?" "Why would I do any of that? I'm not a Muslim." Exactly. Now you're getting it.
"have you ever looked at a woman with lust" Nope, I can honestly say that I have not. Sorry Ray, just because someone has a, you know, doesn't mean they are into women.
I was hoping they'd actually give Tony some time to say what he was going to say, but nope, they just cut out whatever happened after Ray finished his script which was probably a "but that's stupid".
@@SirSicCrusader Lone Star Whiskey is the best-tasting whiskey I have ever had. The distillery is near me and if you're ever in the Texas Hill Country please let me know so I can buy you a bottle or two. Yes, Free Whiskey! www.garrisonbros.com/
@@SirSicCrusader the thing is, you actually are, quite good at this. You are one of only 4 channels I was regularly, and watch repeats too, and oh yes, I downloaded my favourite favourites 👍👌👌. So!
@@SirSicCrusader to be clear. Your just better than the other animated knight that stands in front of a castle witha facepalm cannon, doing nearly the same videos.
I wonder what Ray Comfort would do if he ever came up to someone with the whole slew of questions and he got to asking someone if they've ever lusted after a woman they said "No, I'm gay."
Okay I've been binge watching as I just stumbled on your channel tonight. I am have to stop bc I keep actually lol'ing. This is a problem bc my tiny human ended up wanting to sleep with me because he had a nightmare and I've almost woken him at least 3xs now in just this video Edit: 14:22 I woke him up omfg this channel is awesome...not waking up tiny human part but the rest of it.
This is a perfect example of Ray not caring what the other person says as long as it follows here routine. He was constantly talking over the other guy and cut the clip at the end when it seemed like he was about to ask a question.
I love when Matt Dillahunty Debunked this when he spoke to Ray. Except that time it was the house was on fire. But they look around and can not find a fire.
Man, oh man. Anyone who comes up and asks "do you consider yourself a good person?" definitely wants to talk about politics or religion. The only good answer is "no".
"True science and even common sense." Because those two things go together. Common sense is necessarily unscientific because it's _common_ sense. It's based on the person. Science strives to remove the human element as much as possible. Bias and assumption. So common sense has no place in science.
Sir Sic promoting the communion whiskey again. He drinks it while watching Matt Powell, Kirk and Ray Comfort basking in the glow of Dr. Peel Matt's giant inflatable banana.
@@SirSicCrusader If you speak of the banana, it's something Sci Man Dan came up with. Basically if something is said/repeated enough times it becomes true.
@@johnmorgan1629 IIRC, the original was, "The bigger the lie and the more often it's told, the more people will believe it." And it goes back to before SciManDan was even born.
@@FakingANerve Assuming 1950 as the latest for it to start, I'm pretty sure Dan isn't 70+ years old. Unless he's using the super-secret Illuminati youth formula, of course.
Let's explain it with an analogy, you are in a plane, it's gonna crash. There is one parachute. So i will take the parachute and you can say a prayer and have faith you survive. Good luuuuuck..... ✈🔥
Even as a child when I believed this stuff, it never sat well with me that you could only get into heaven by getting Jesus to sit the entrance exam for you. The fact so many Christians are more than happy to cheat like this to get through the pearly gates speaks volumes about them as people.
THIS video is Jam-Packed with amazing, witty and perfect one liners, answers, responses, comebacks and corrections. Well said, my friend. Excellent work 😂
"You're talking about doing the big dead. But it's not really gravity that does that to you. It's the short sharp stop at the end! And that's caused by electromagnetism." 😆
The "we are all gonna die and be judged" scenario when jumping out an airplane: Started spinning during fall. Landed Headfirst, right into a rabbit hole, corpse remained upside down, all twisted. 9,5 9,6 9,8 Just dropped out of the sky like a stone, burst open on impact. 6,4 4,9 3,8 And the winner is Corkscrew Rabbit!
Prepare for the dumb! I'm taking no chances this time, I'm wearing a bike helmet! Hope this saves me from getting facepalm imprints on me boat race! Pass me a stray cat!
I was introduced to your channel by GMSkeptic a few days ago. So now I am binging a bit. Aside from the whiskey binge, I’ve also been watching your videos. Suddenly my YT ads have changed from church-y crap and things I have actually shopped for and now they are shady schemers doing things like “ethically” stealing competitors traffic. I need to check your hashtags. And I need to use them. I am laughing more, so thanks for being so famous.
@Sir Sic channel: subscribing (and watching faithfully) tunes up yer ad-go-rhythm. I thought I got internet marketing ads...cuz me. Turns out, Sic invites them via hashtag? Like vampires. And they dominate where they exist.
It's so frustrating having to deal with these guys. I would think that if sir sic was talking to those 2 in real life they would pay as much attention as they are now.
Holy shit Sir Sic! I can’t believe you fit in a slice of that machinima series that precedes Red vs. Blue! That’s like, essentially, the first-ever machinima series!!! Noice!
A quite good analogy, I think, is following: When a programmer programmed a lot of programs and they all run really buggy, who do you blame? The programs or the programmer? A theist would blame the programs. Then in this analogy, god is the programmer and the programs are humans.
If it is made by Airbus you must worry more. Per 1 milion flying hours there are 2.5 times more Airbuses that crash than Boeing's. I was curious and looked it up.
As this year has been pretty good to me (I know) I have started to think that might actually be worth doing... keep an eye out... if I actually get round to lol
Your awful, awful content for terrible, terrible people will never drive me away! Keep the whiskey though, you're funny when you do the drunk! Feels like we've gone on a wild trip as a community of terrible people on this one, glad to see it come to such a fitting end.
@@SirSicCrusader I would love to see more long form series like these! Just so long as they don't give you a stroke like spirit science. You know what? Let me buy you a drink!
I actually think the first ‚Plane analogy‘ was quite good. You sit in a normal Plane doing normal stuff, stewardess is going around and giving out orange juice, everything is calm and normal, maybe with some casual turbulences. At the same time the dude next to you keeps babbling about how you‘re gonna crash any time now. When you ask him why he thinks that he says he recently read a book about a plane crash and the story started with the stewardess giving out coffee and burning someone, which in the end caused the crash, so it‘s obviously the exact same scenario, even if the book said it was another kind of beverage. When you tell him that no one could possibly be burned by orange juice, so it can‘t be the same scenario, he either says that the coffee in the book just meant any kind of beverage, or he tries to sell you the idea, that because the orange juice is acidic that will now cause the burn. No sane person would put on a parachute with THAT kind of argumentation, but IF actually something happened that would make putting the parachute a reasonable action f.e. three turbines explode and the plane is demonstrably about crash, most people would change their mind and do it.
There's so much to it as sir Sic said. People have survived plane crashes, in fact parachutes would be useless in the deadliest airplane crash ever (the Los Rodeos accident), and even going by their logic and admitting that those who survive are saved by Mr. G and not everyone who does put a parachute on does survive that makes the life/death scenario more nuanced than they care to admit.
@@emclyes, and how many times now have passengers called for the plane-crash to guaranteed happen on this exact flight in this exact time period. Hundreds, thousands and many more planes should have crashed, since it already should have happened in the lifetime of ''J's'' disciples.
And they most probably would not change their minds when three engines explode, as if a parachute given by an immoral, monstrous and cruel bastard wouldn't be full of holes and half cut strings. I for a fact am relieved that the parachute is not under the seat. 😮💨
"Have you ever lied?" - yes. "What does that make you?" - a human. "It makes you a liar" - no it doesn't. A liar is someone who actively seeks to lie. For example, you, Ray. "Have you ever used God's name in vain?" - yes. "That's blasphemy" - not by my standard it isn't. You don't blaspheme against a belief you don't hold.
"True" science. = "Whatever agrees with what I already believe, regardless of the fact that it makes absolutely no sense." "False" science = "Anything that refutes my preconceived beliefs". Isn't it wonderful how that works? It gets rid of all those pesky experiments, observations, the need for evidence, etc, that just gets in the way.
You know, I'd jump out of a perfectly good plane just to get away from Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. With parachute or not. Although I would prefer the whiskey and porn one. I'd have a great time right before I'd hit the ground.
Hey i love your videos! I’ve watched a good few and can’t be happier that i’ve found you on youtube! Thank you for your humor and comedic shtick. Now. Lemme buy you a drink
IMPORTANT: Do me a favour and make sure you are subscribed and bell dinged, UA-cam is weird, and likes to take them away for no reason, cheers :D
Also, ill have a pint of whisky, with an umbrella, cheers.
On it's way, Sir!
@@SirSicCrusader With a Cherie on top.
@@SirSicCrusader Yeah, and UA-cam is weird?😉
YT can't take away what I never had. Nothing person, but I don't ring anyone's bells and I don't sub either, not even to myself.
I hear Matt Powell has a giant inflatable banana in his backyard that he calls Dr. Peel and Ray Comfort is very jealous.
Dr peel, the atheist nightmare
Sure that banana is in his "back yard"??
@@boterlettersukkel "back yard" is clearly a euphemism.
Actually what you Find in the supermarket isn't a Banana it's a Cavendish Wild Bananas you know the ones that Evolution came up with look Quite Different from the ones you see in Morrisons
@@leebennett1821 The Cavendish was almost unknown until the fungal epidemic that devastated the Gros Michel crop.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice. 😁
You know... I just could not brain the word for that while making this lol thankfully "jump" did the job haha
You actually need 2 parachutes to go skydiving twice. My friend had to use the spare one 3 times in a couple years. Once was on his birthday with his girlfriend watching from the ground😁😁
@@smashexentertainment676 But you don't need any parachute to skydive once.
Omg the logic is beautiful
God is notoriously shit at health and safety
Lying once makes you a “liar?” I’ve tended to a few booboos. Guess I’m a doctor.
I used to play with Lego, kick a ball around and draw stuff. Guess I’m an engineer, athlete and artist, too. Fuck yeah, I rock!
I once saved a young friend who had fallen into a river. Guess that makes me the saviour of mankind.
I replaced my car's battery last week. Watch out, Elon Musk! I'm hot on your heels!
Depends, when you lie "once" but you spew a ton of lies. Are you still not a liar eh?
I think my point still stands but shit, I think I responded to the wrong person there XP
I once flew a drone, I guess I'm a war criminals now.
"Have you ever used God's name in vain?"
"Holy Isis and Osiris, Batman! I wouldn't dream of using Thor's name in vain for fear he strike me with lightning! Jesus H.Christ, you've got to be kidding?"
I have never seen thor build a shelf... I dont believe thats a real hammer...
@@SirSicCrusader But think of the thumbs he can crush!
Can you specify which god please.........
(there are so many)
Kali frowns upon your shenanigans!
You see, the funny thing about that 'god's name in vain' thing is that most Christians and Catholics absolutely misunderstand what it means. Using his name in vain means to invoke his name for unholy uses. That does NOT mean that 'OMG' is blasphemy; it means that 'god told me [insert politicized bullshit that he never even mentions here]' is blasphemy. So basically, most Christians and Catholics willingly use his name in vain whilst telling completely innocent people that *they* are the ones using his name in vain (when they aren't). Isn't that funny?
"Our plane is going to crash!"
"What plane? We're on the fucking ground..."
"Hurry! Put this parachute on so you can escape the PlAnE cRaSh!!!"
WHY DOES THIS SMELL OF CRAP?
pars
Nonsense.... My planes cannot crash.
"Both of you, this is a Wendy's."
At 25,000 feet! I'll be dead long before I reach the F@#king ground you curly haired twit!!!
Ray (dis)Comfort "What do you call someone who lies?"
Me "A Creationist."
👍👍
@@JamesRichardWiley so no change?
Oh snap!
Boom!! 💥
“You”
Inflatable Powell has a Matt Peel in his banana called Dr Backyard.
hey... this ones actually funny :D
kind of missing the pumpkins though
Am I drunk or are U actually funny. I bet both.
Lol
@@freddan6fly Funny thing is I'm actually drunk.
The dialogue with the teenager was really interesting. They shut down his honest questions that could have led to a real conversation. Then they cut away, like "Gotcha!"
Ray taught me that that it's possible to argue convincingly for anything no matter how absurd and make it sound right.
That's Ray's entire gimmick. Manipulative, cherry picked editing where he ambushes people on the street with some "gotcha" questions with a side order of gish gallop and pretend he achieved something. While selectively editing out all the responses that didn't match his narrative.
@@seraphinaaizen6278 I wouldn't even let him get past the liar thing.
"Hold on. I've been honest too. Does that make me an honest liar? That doesn't sound right..."
That's how these Churchy bois do it. Don't want people knowing we are full of shit eh?
I just wonder how many people told home to go fuck himself before he got one that would answer his questions...
Ray: "You speak blasphemy!" 😠
Me: "Fluently!" 😁
god fluently damnit
This comment has that Addams Family vibe. I Approve.
@@Virtualblueart
👍 Thing says thank you.
@@professorroundbottom438 Damn clever, that.
“Thank god! But, like ironically.” That’s what I’m gonna start saying! 😂
Yeah... its a good phrase
We need a t-shirt with that phrase!
Agreed... I need that merch in my life.
Yes, I'll buy that shit
"Thank God!... For Jim!"
I'd like to ask Ray a few questions. "Do you keep the month of Ramadan holy and fast? Have you made a pilgrimage to the holy city of Mecca? Do you pray 5 times a day in the direction of the holy city?" "Why would I do any of that? I'm not a Muslim." Exactly. Now you're getting it.
I don't think he'd see the comparison.
@@DudeTheMighty Well, maybe then I could explain to him like I would to a 5 year old.
"have you ever looked at a woman with lust"
Nope, I can honestly say that I have not. Sorry Ray, just because someone has a, you know, doesn't mean they are into women.
Ah yes... whisky sexual... like me
Exactly.
Gay or Ace?
@@johnsatan117 those aren't mutually exclusive
@@michaelmccarthy4077 that's what I thought off the top of my head
There's an inflatable banana called Dr. Peel, that keeps a Matt Powell in it's back yard...
I'm deeply depressed, but seeing that some people were given even less brains than me, it makes me feel much better, and today I even got some whisky
Oh man, brains and whisky... jelly...
@@SirSicCrusader we need to fill the scull cavity somehow, still got barrel with your name on it
@@SirSicCrusader Beer is my go to...
cheers
I got some home made bourbon bbq sauce does that count as having whiskey?
I love how the teenager demolishes Ray and he has no idea. Has anyone ever asked Ray the same questions he asks them?
14:20 actually had me spitting my coffee out... ahem i mean whiskey, of course
My first plane i flew on had an ashtray in the armrest. My thought was how old is this plane. No one could convince me of the new plane creationism
I hear, from reliable sources, that the giant inflatable banana in Matt Powell's backyard has a moustache like Ray "Bananaman" Comfort's.
I dont know why I thought that said edible sources...
@@SirSicCrusader you up for an edible mate?
Can I have some coconut oil with my stray cat?
NO... only mayo
@@hanuman3527 Correct
I love how for their airplane analogy to work the plane had to be poorly designed.
Well, he did say it was made by Boeing.
I was hoping they'd actually give Tony some time to say what he was going to say, but nope, they just cut out whatever happened after Ray finished his script which was probably a "but that's stupid".
ANOTHER SIR SIC VIDEO!!! We are so blessed!!!
Indeed, I giveth divine stoopid
All blessed be the whiskey.
But, like, ironically
@@SirSicCrusader Lone Star Whiskey is the best-tasting whiskey I have ever had. The distillery is near me and if you're ever in the Texas Hill Country please let me know so I can buy you a bottle or two. Yes, Free Whiskey! www.garrisonbros.com/
You're trying to get rid of us?
The content you make is too good!
At this point we'll never leave no matter how bad you make it.
One of these days, im gonna start thinking that I am not terrible at this...
Agreed. IMO, there needs to be MORE Sir SIC videos.
@@SirSicCrusader the thing is, you actually are, quite good at this. You are one of only 4 channels I was regularly, and watch repeats too, and oh yes, I downloaded my favourite favourites 👍👌👌. So!
@@SirSicCrusader to be clear. Your just better than the other animated knight that stands in front of a castle witha facepalm cannon, doing nearly the same videos.
@@southernsal3113 I second that.
Stray Cats... Oh my god Sic...
That's my favorite food! How did you know?
He said "common sense" and didn't burst into flames. That's hilarious!
commons sense, is rarely sense
@@SirSicCrusader Common sense isn't common.
The bench analogy was spot on! Let me buy you a drink.
2:15 I will always stalk... I mean watch you.
From the cracks in the wall.👁
Its fine... but would you stop sticking your tongue through... its freaking out the cat
@@SirSicCrusader Wtf 🤣
How do you come up with this shit.
Matt Powell has an inflatable banana in his back yard whom he calls Dr. Peel.
I heard this fact too. Amazing that Matt Powell would keep an inflatable banana in his yard that he calls Dr. Peel.
@@schrodingerthecat
Great screen name)
I too have heard this, but I don't believe it, I think "banana man" stole Dr Peel😊
I wonder what Ray Comfort would do if he ever came up to someone with the whole slew of questions and he got to asking someone if they've ever lusted after a woman they said "No, I'm gay."
Getting down with the SICness before work
oh
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The video has ended. Now I hear the sound of silence...
Did Matt Powell steal Ray Comfort's inflatable banana, put it in his back yard, and call it Dr. Peel?
Great video, Sir Sic!!!!
Forgot to add: "Evidence" Bible!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Are you a good person?"
"Yeah"
"But isn't it true that you're only 99% good?"
"Yeah"
"AHA!!!"
Anyone who goes around saying they're a good person, usually isn't.
@@mywifesboyfriend5741 That would imply no good people exist
@@angelmendez-rivera351 Not many do. Actions speak far louder than words.
Okay I've been binge watching as I just stumbled on your channel tonight. I am have to stop bc I keep actually lol'ing. This is a problem bc my tiny human ended up wanting to sleep with me because he had a nightmare and I've almost woken him at least 3xs now in just this video
Edit: 14:22 I woke him up omfg this channel is awesome...not waking up tiny human part but the rest of it.
Sorry forgot to add "let me buy you a drink"
I'm going to miss TweedleBumb and TweedleDumber , nah , maybe not - Oh and Sir S have a drink on me!
Its not like there arent more videos... we all know I am gonna come back, I cant stay away from the low hanging fruit...
@@SirSicCrusader Low hanging, better get it before it's rotting on the floor.
@@SirSicCrusader you will purposefully suffer even more for our entertainment? Now that's dedication.
Ah, the sweet sounds of Sir Sic debunking the Stupids... My nightly lullaby...
This is a perfect example of Ray not caring what the other person says as long as it follows here routine. He was constantly talking over the other guy and cut the clip at the end when it seemed like he was about to ask a question.
16:50 “we base them on their creations” perfect analogy. An absolute butt slam for any religious types. Bravo Sir Sic. 👏👏👏
I love when Matt Dillahunty Debunked this when he spoke to Ray. Except that time it was the house was on fire. But they look around and can not find a fire.
Man, oh man.
Anyone who comes up and asks "do you consider yourself a good person?" definitely wants to talk about politics or religion.
The only good answer is "no".
"True science and even common sense." Because those two things go together. Common sense is necessarily unscientific because it's _common_ sense. It's based on the person. Science strives to remove the human element as much as possible. Bias and assumption. So common sense has no place in science.
common sense, that thing that tells you the earth looks flat, common sense can fuck off
I tuned out for a bit and now I'm pretty sure that Kirk and Chuffy throw non-believers from airplanes.
jesus...
Sir Sic promoting the communion whiskey again.
He drinks it while watching Matt Powell, Kirk and Ray Comfort basking in the glow of Dr. Peel Matt's giant inflatable banana.
One day I will come back to the comments to figure out what the fuck thats about... today is not that day
@@SirSicCrusader If you speak of the banana, it's something Sci Man Dan came up with. Basically if something is said/repeated enough times it becomes true.
@@johnmorgan1629 IIRC, the original was, "The bigger the lie and the more often it's told, the more people will believe it."
And it goes back to before SciManDan was even born.
@@rogerrabbit80 I'm not sure how old he is, but it at least goes back to the 1940s... 😬
@@FakingANerve Assuming 1950 as the latest for it to start, I'm pretty sure Dan isn't 70+ years old.
Unless he's using the super-secret Illuminati youth formula, of course.
I can't believe you managed to finish this series, congrats!
Let's explain it with an analogy, you are in a plane, it's gonna crash. There is one parachute. So i will take the parachute and you can say a prayer and have faith you survive. Good luuuuuck..... ✈🔥
savage
@@SirSicCrusader thank you :) 🥃
Wait wait wait wait EFFIIINNNGGG WWWAIIIIITTTT.... is rays sidekick that turd from growing pains?!?!? Thats him isn't it!?!?!
I feel ridiculous. Been watching you rip these two for quite a while and I JUST realized thats kirk cameron. Wow
Even as a child when I believed this stuff, it never sat well with me that you could only get into heaven by getting Jesus to sit the entrance exam for you. The fact so many Christians are more than happy to cheat like this to get through the pearly gates speaks volumes about them as people.
THIS video is Jam-Packed with amazing, witty and perfect one liners, answers, responses, comebacks and corrections.
Well said, my friend. Excellent work 😂
If I tried to wear Jesus, I think it would be like the "fat guy in a little coat" scene from _Tommy Boy._
ack!
"A complete cretin" made me laugh, knowing the possible origin of the word.
"You're talking about doing the big dead. But it's not really gravity that does that to you. It's the short sharp stop at the end! And that's caused by electromagnetism." 😆
:D
@nebulan
Flat chance bub!
"The Way Of The Master"? Is that like a Chinese Kung-Fu movie from the 1970s?
Wow, quite the milestone you've hit! Time to celebrate; I'm breaking out the mead!
Need to try that shit someday
Never tried mead before but it sounds nice in theory.
7:49 WHERE IS THAT FROM!? I know I've seen that somewhere before!
Please, someone, tell me! This was a MAJOR memory trigger!
The "god is as bad at marketing as he is at existing" ahhahaha love it!
Oh and let me buy you a drink!
(Edited to offer sir sic a drink)
Very important edit... also yeah... I was pretty pleased with that one.
The "we are all gonna die and be judged" scenario when jumping out an airplane:
Started spinning during fall. Landed Headfirst, right into a rabbit hole, corpse remained upside down, all twisted. 9,5 9,6 9,8
Just dropped out of the sky like a stone, burst open on impact. 6,4 4,9 3,8
And the winner is Corkscrew Rabbit!
Prepare for the dumb! I'm taking no chances this time, I'm wearing a bike helmet! Hope this saves me from getting facepalm imprints on me boat race!
Pass me a stray cat!
Water wings too... down wanna drown in the tears of sadness
I was introduced to your channel by GMSkeptic a few days ago. So now I am binging a bit. Aside from the whiskey binge, I’ve also been watching your videos. Suddenly my YT ads have changed from church-y crap and things I have actually shopped for and now they are shady schemers doing things like “ethically” stealing competitors traffic. I need to check your hashtags. And I need to use them. I am laughing more, so thanks for being so famous.
@Sir Sic channel: subscribing (and watching faithfully) tunes up yer ad-go-rhythm.
I thought I got internet marketing ads...cuz me. Turns out, Sic invites them via hashtag?
Like vampires. And they dominate where they exist.
At least other religions don’t have the arrogance to think we are the perfect form.
Yeah... well you know... aside from me.
love ya Sic
There goes Ray ambushing people, while doing his own editing?
Love Kirk’s googly eyes! God damn that nutter went off the deep end fast. You should see his channel now.
It's so frustrating having to deal with these guys. I would think that if sir sic was talking to those 2 in real life they would pay as much attention as they are now.
There's a reason Kirk's former co-stars don't talk to him anymore.
This is the last episode of Living Waters my prayers have been answered whiskey truly is God.
7:50 wow that just made me feel old
More Skelator voice work please! Let me buy you a drink.
NYAH!
Holy shit Sir Sic! I can’t believe you fit in a slice of that machinima series that precedes Red vs. Blue! That’s like, essentially, the first-ever machinima series!!!
Noice!
I would have paid good money for that kid to respond “no, I’m gay” when asked if he lusts for women
"Outstanding move!*
Yet another sin. With a sin-sin here and a sin-sin there. Here sin, there sin, everywhere a sin-sin.
Can't win.
A quite good analogy, I think, is following:
When a programmer programmed a lot of programs and they all run really buggy, who do you blame? The programs or the programmer?
A theist would blame the programs. Then in this analogy, god is the programmer and the programs are humans.
Damn I forgot to mention the answer to "have you used god's name in vain?"
"you have used it, just now".
I don't want them to give me an analogy.
I already have an analogy to stupidity and ignorance.
Brings me out in a nasty rash!
If it’s made by Boeing you have good reason to be concerned.
haha... shit I didnt even think to make that "joke"
The 747 hardly ever fell out of the sky due to Boeing management avoiding certification of safety critical systems. I liked 747s.
If it is made by Airbus you must worry more. Per 1 milion flying hours there are 2.5 times more Airbuses that crash than Boeing's. I was curious and looked it up.
Banana man! How lovely! Thanks for bringing Ray back for another roasting. He really is the best advertisment for atheism on the internet.
Do you have a PO Box? I got some Texas whiskey you ought to try.
As this year has been pretty good to me (I know) I have started to think that might actually be worth doing... keep an eye out... if I actually get round to lol
@@SirSicCrusader you should, dude. Let me buy you a drink
I have an Evidence Bible I would like to send him just so he could point out all the fallacies in it.
@@wolfpac1970 Evidence Bible? That kind of sounds like an oxymoron.
Love your work Sir Sic! And that's a lot of videos to go though. Hope you have enough whiskey to cope.
great as always
obviously :P
0:22 I remember having a pocket sized version of that bible.
Tell me more about this backpack….🧐
you know... you sick fuck
@@SirSicCrusader busted
Your awful, awful content for terrible, terrible people will never drive me away! Keep the whiskey though, you're funny when you do the drunk!
Feels like we've gone on a wild trip as a community of terrible people on this one, glad to see it come to such a fitting end.
Yeah... I like doing these series types... feels more like im doing something BIG ya know..
@@SirSicCrusader I would love to see more long form series like these! Just so long as they don't give you a stroke like spirit science. You know what? Let me buy you a drink!
What about Whisky Flavoured stray cats??
I mean, thats how they are served... obvs
@@SirSicCrusader OK then I'll take two. 😋🥃 🐈🍽️
I know I’m late, but the refuse sack filled with used diapers and dog turds line is just beautiful.
Well done.
I am quite the cunning linguist
I actually think the first ‚Plane analogy‘ was quite good.
You sit in a normal Plane doing normal stuff, stewardess is going around and giving out orange juice, everything is calm and normal, maybe with some casual turbulences.
At the same time the dude next to you keeps babbling about how you‘re gonna crash any time now.
When you ask him why he thinks that he says he recently read a book about a plane crash and the story started with the stewardess giving out coffee and burning someone, which in the end caused the crash, so it‘s obviously the exact same scenario, even if the book said it was another kind of beverage.
When you tell him that no one could possibly be burned by orange juice, so it can‘t be the same scenario, he either says that the coffee in the book just meant any kind of beverage, or he tries to sell you the idea, that because the orange juice is acidic that will now cause the burn.
No sane person would put on a parachute with THAT kind of argumentation, but IF actually something happened that would make putting the parachute a reasonable action f.e. three turbines explode and the plane is demonstrably about crash, most people would change their mind and do it.
Also, the parachute doesn't exist in this context because no Boeing passenger jet carries them. So, yeah... the perfect analogy.
There's so much to it as sir Sic said. People have survived plane crashes, in fact parachutes would be useless in the deadliest airplane crash ever (the Los Rodeos accident), and even going by their logic and admitting that those who survive are saved by Mr. G and not everyone who does put a parachute on does survive that makes the life/death scenario more nuanced than they care to admit.
@@emclyes, and how many times now have passengers called for the plane-crash to guaranteed happen on this exact flight in this exact time period.
Hundreds, thousands and many more planes should have crashed, since it already should have happened in the lifetime of ''J's'' disciples.
And they most probably would not change their minds when three engines explode, as if a parachute given by an immoral, monstrous and cruel bastard wouldn't be full of holes and half cut strings.
I for a fact am relieved that the parachute is not under the seat. 😮💨
Ray Confort: Do you consider yourself a good person? Me: No.
It puts the lotion on its skin
and a nice chianti...?
You’re best video to date. Absolutely destroyed these two buffoons!!
So many comments, so few having watched the video.
Let me buy you a drink Sir Sic(I may need to borrow the money first though).
I think youtube is doing a not keeping up with itself. also Ill lend you money... just lend me 20 quid first
It’s so hard to make it through these whole videos. Shoutouts to sic for sifting through all this and making these. I’d be drunk too. 😂
way of the master sounds like a tutorial website for bdsm
"Have you ever lied?" - yes.
"What does that make you?" - a human. "It makes you a liar" - no it doesn't. A liar is someone who actively seeks to lie. For example, you, Ray.
"Have you ever used God's name in vain?" - yes.
"That's blasphemy" - not by my standard it isn't. You don't blaspheme against a belief you don't hold.
"It makes you a liar".
"That's right, I was lying when I said yes."
"True" science. = "Whatever agrees with what I already believe, regardless of the fact that it makes absolutely no sense." "False" science = "Anything that refutes my preconceived beliefs". Isn't it wonderful how that works? It gets rid of all those pesky experiments, observations, the need for evidence, etc, that just gets in the way.
Yes
absolutly beautiful
That I am
17:47 "stop asking questions! You're fucking up the script!"
👋 👋 Howzit, Sir SIC.
These people are terrible at arguments. Ughhhh🤦♀️🤦♀️
You'll have to personally visit for the 🥃 🥃🥃 🥃 🥃 😁😉👍
vuuuury
I've been really enjoying going through all of your videos these past few weeks. I found you through Creaky. Let me buy you a drink.
You know, I'd jump out of a perfectly good plane just to get away from Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. With parachute or not. Although I would prefer the whiskey and porn one. I'd have a great time right before I'd hit the ground.
just smashing into the ground flipping the bird at the plane as it goes off into the sea
My question is do these mutts really think you can jump out of a 747 with a parachute? Really?
They really need help with their analogies.
Hey i love your videos! I’ve watched a good few and can’t be happier that i’ve found you on youtube! Thank you for your humor and comedic shtick. Now. Lemme buy you a drink
Liked before the intro ended😂
Skillz
I wonder if Matt Powell and Ray Comfort have inflatable bananas stuck in their backyard which they call Dr Peel?
I hear it’s double ended.....
What a class video... let me buy you a drink next time we meet in person.
sounds like a plan
@@SirSicCrusader I will buy you two drinks one day just for suffering through all the stroke fuel for our entertainment!
The whole plane thing feels like the malformed child of the watchmaker argument.