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  • @Adam.Langton
    @Adam.Langton 16 днів тому +281

    Canadian here. I'm from the most conservative part of the country, and I've never met anybody who thought Canada should join America. Not a single person, ever. Everybody I know thinks this latest trump nonsense is exactly that: nonsense. But, you know what they say, "elect a clown, expect that clown to say embarrassing things, do nothing of value, and sell your country out to billionaires who'll gut what little healthcare and old age security you have." That's how that goes, right?

    • @dave_by_day7632
      @dave_by_day7632 16 днів тому +29

      I know, it's sad and about 89 mil people didn't vote too. Hope he gets blocked from doing anything crazy. It's going to be a shameful chapter in the US history

    • @PetThePeeves
      @PetThePeeves 16 днів тому

      I don’t think any SANE American thinks anyone wants to be colonized by us, much less Canada. Unfortunately, according to the election, the sane ones are in the minority

    • @joshpro88
      @joshpro88 16 днів тому

      Nah hes about to turn up and be a wartime president. He's trying to be in charge until he dies. Who cares if it cost other people (mostly young), there lives. I didn't expect to make it to 40 anyway

    • @Adam.Langton
      @Adam.Langton 16 днів тому +13

      @@dave_by_day7632 THAT'S truly mind-boggling. That many people couldn't be bothered. Well, they're about to find out the hard way that voting matters, I suppose.

    • @dbone7940
      @dbone7940 15 днів тому +12

      I would rather be the southernmost province of Canada.

  • @stevespoor-eb4uw
    @stevespoor-eb4uw 13 днів тому +81

    As Bugs Bunny would say, "What a Maroon!"

  • @dougtheslug6435
    @dougtheslug6435 14 днів тому +49

    Birth Canal.......that's a good one.

    • @JackAttack5-132
      @JackAttack5-132 7 днів тому

      I am a United States citizen and I think my president is an idiot

  • @absentmindedprof
    @absentmindedprof 16 днів тому +168

    The Gulf of America is what's between Vice President Trump's ears!

    • @sherryhudson8420
      @sherryhudson8420 15 днів тому +1

      Why not it's between north america and south america.

    • @adrianpena677
      @adrianpena677 14 днів тому

      You're just as dumb as he is!😅😅

    • @JB-yb4wn
      @JB-yb4wn 14 днів тому +4

      @@sherryhudson8420
      The Gulf of Mexico has been on maps since 1507. Before Vespucci even named the continent after himself.

    • @DavidNelson-m9r
      @DavidNelson-m9r 14 днів тому

      @@sherryhudson8420it is also on the gulf of get this MEXICO

    • @DavidNelson-m9r
      @DavidNelson-m9r 14 днів тому +2

      @@sherryhudson8420it wouldn’t make sense. A gulf is a large inlet of water that extends into a landmass, the landmass being Mexico

  • @raybenstead2548
    @raybenstead2548 13 днів тому +29

    The only Gulf of America is the gap between trumps ears.

    • @pauldavison5672
      @pauldavison5672 7 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @2wheelz3504
      @2wheelz3504 19 годин тому

      There wasn't even a gap between Harris's ears.

  • @andtrrrot
    @andtrrrot 15 днів тому +122

    Mexico should rename the U.S. "North Mexico".

    • @bobiel9048
      @bobiel9048 14 днів тому +16

      ‘América Mexicana’

    • @Catmando-z7g
      @Catmando-z7g 14 днів тому +5

      Good one!!!

    • @raybenstead2548
      @raybenstead2548 13 днів тому +7

      To the best of my knowledge I believe Canadians refer to the USA as South Canada.

    • @jlo13800
      @jlo13800 12 днів тому

      The DJT 3 cylinder 2.3L 2 stroke diesel outboard!

    • @JudyPitcher
      @JudyPitcher 12 днів тому

      @@raybenstead2548 No, we don't. The US is the Meth lab we unfortunately live above.

  • @dunstonmartina1234
    @dunstonmartina1234 12 днів тому +10

    And Pepole actully followed thst Fool' 😂, says alot about them 🤪

  • @gregcurl7367
    @gregcurl7367 14 днів тому +24

    Let's all play, Are you smarter than a Convict.

  • @freddysands
    @freddysands 14 днів тому +23

    Desi is making me dizzy with laughter 😆

  • @sjwhite54
    @sjwhite54 16 днів тому +47

    Watch out New Mexico! 😅

  • @theresehopkins1581
    @theresehopkins1581 16 днів тому +95

    So..... Mar-a-Lago is a nursing home now.......🤔🙏

    • @pgknippel
      @pgknippel 15 днів тому +5

      And Wrestlemania has the nuclear codes.

    • @Teisharocz
      @Teisharocz 15 днів тому +1

      Am I going to 👍🏽 for reason or 👎🏽 Trump

    • @theresehopkins1581
      @theresehopkins1581 15 днів тому

      @Teisharocz This is going to be a difficult time. We must stay positive 🙏😌✨

    • @herbertenglish3540
      @herbertenglish3540 9 днів тому

      or a mental asylum

  • @AlCastro-h8s
    @AlCastro-h8s 13 днів тому +9

    Birth canals ! That was funny 😅😂😂😂😂

  • @mamathison
    @mamathison 14 днів тому +22

    He's gonna need a bigger Sharpie

    • @twill9278
      @twill9278 14 днів тому +2

      today's most underrated comment

  • @ginettechiverton7113
    @ginettechiverton7113 11 днів тому +7

    This is so funny. Cheers from England . 🇬🇧🇺🇲👏

    • @bigkdog5091
      @bigkdog5091 10 днів тому

      Why have you got a union jack in your comment when you state you're English?

    • @ginettechiverton7113
      @ginettechiverton7113 10 днів тому +2

      I am English and also consider myself British. It is ok to be both.

  • @santaclaus0815
    @santaclaus0815 15 днів тому +32

    America is the name of the continent from Canada to southern Chile and got it's name from an Italian, Amerigo Vespucci. "Americans" just don't know how to identify themselves in any other way. They have got their continent's name from Italy, the continent's discovery from the Spanish, their language from the brits, their formal language and architecture from the French, their working class from Africa and China, their capitalism from the Dutch, their liquor from the Irish and their beer from the Germans. And they love mexican food.

    • @JudyPitcher
      @JudyPitcher 14 днів тому +2

      The Vikings came to Canada long before any of them.

    • @MarcusLabia
      @MarcusLabia 12 днів тому +1

      Who gives a flying Fook! WTF have you done since? Oh, right F...all. 😂

    • @twiggitina21
      @twiggitina21 12 днів тому +5

      ​@@JudyPitcher I was just about to point this out and the ridiculousness of saying a continent was "Discovered" when people have lived on it for thousands of years.

    • @Donathon-f6f
      @Donathon-f6f 11 днів тому +1

      Great...I Love diversity.we should embrace that concept instead of fighting over it

    • @jesusacosta5176
      @jesusacosta5176 2 дні тому

      American are so POORLY EDUCATED that they don't know shit about history or who discovered America.

  • @Madasafish2
    @Madasafish2 15 днів тому +60

    It should be called "The Gulf of a Felon" to commemorate the 47th presidency sentencing in the history books.

  • @ViceCoin
    @ViceCoin 15 днів тому +36

    US cant even maintain infrastructure in the rustbelt.😅

  • @ricardorodulfo739
    @ricardorodulfo739 15 днів тому +48

    Desi you are so clear for showing the stupid side of politics. Love u🎉❤

  • @dewimatthews
    @dewimatthews 15 днів тому +8

    Thank you , Desi

  • @bobiel9048
    @bobiel9048 14 днів тому +32

    'The Gulf of Elon & Felon' 😂

  • @JohnRochowiak-kg5rj
    @JohnRochowiak-kg5rj 12 днів тому +29

    Changing the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America will definitely bring down the price of eggs and bread and gas

    • @wendysturdevant215
      @wendysturdevant215 День тому

      @@JohnRochowiak-kg5rj hey he thinks he can do whatever he wants. Wonder if the moron knows that you need to have it go before Congress. Oh that's right he bought and bribed them like he did the Supreme Court!! Happiest day will be when I read his obituary in the paper.

  • @Jtrisna
    @Jtrisna 12 днів тому +4

    😱 He lost his mind 😂😅🤣

  • @user-ii3vn8tn3q
    @user-ii3vn8tn3q 15 днів тому +33

    'Make America Great AGAIN' and give Calif, Az, New Mexico and Texas BACK to Mexico. In fact, the laws Trump wants date back to those years when those states were Mexicos...why not insist EVERYTHING go back to then?
    Alaska back to Russia
    And the poor southern states won't get a dime in federal funds because New York can't support the country all on its own.

  • @viking_fisherman
    @viking_fisherman 15 днів тому +39

    Can y’all tell that Trump has absolutely no clue what to do as he for the second time inherits a GREAT ECONOMY!!!!!!!
    His ideas just keep getting dumber and dumber!!!!

    • @wendysturdevant215
      @wendysturdevant215 13 днів тому

      Dementia Don. Read what his own family says about him

    • @larrykeefer7681
      @larrykeefer7681 День тому +1

      What great economy? Gas, housing, food ad everything else still cost too.much. where do.yo live that has no inflation?

    • @pepelepew-fi5xy
      @pepelepew-fi5xy 13 годин тому

      I do not like the guy ..but great economy? You must be millionaire. We the regular workers know better 😢

  • @DeKalbGal
    @DeKalbGal 13 днів тому +8

    YEESSS, Donny, do it!!! Canada will be the biggest blue state in the continent. GO FOR IT!!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

  • @crashk1955
    @crashk1955 3 дні тому +1

    That's the country I say I'm from when I'm traveling. Lol😂😂😂

  • @ViceCoin
    @ViceCoin 15 днів тому +15

    Canadians dont want to lose their healthcare.😮

    • @SusieEdwards-g1j
      @SusieEdwards-g1j 14 днів тому +2

      I believe more people should be approaching PP about not touching our. Health care!!!! He's is wayyyyy too arrogant!!!

    • @chrisholland7367
      @chrisholland7367 12 днів тому +1

      I think the rest of the commonwealth may have something to say about that. Including King Charles.

    • @ViceCoin
      @ViceCoin День тому

      @@chrisholland7367 The king is busy arranging affairs before his cancer death, and dealing with Duchess Meghan and Prince Harry.

  • @bmw7182519
    @bmw7182519 2 години тому

    Good comedy relies on good material, and this is by far the best!! LOL

  • @bettahaffe
    @bettahaffe 12 годин тому +1

    The name change of GULF is already official NOW. Gulf of America will start appearing on MAP'S😅😅😅😅😅

  • @edwardsianski725
    @edwardsianski725 2 дні тому

    Thanks Desi, you are a life-saver! Birth canals? Brilliant!

  • @suzannebevilacqua3621
    @suzannebevilacqua3621 15 годин тому +1

    While we are at lets call the the RED SEA , The red ,white and blue Sea !!!!lol

  • @filispirit
    @filispirit 10 днів тому +3

    Birth canal, priceless. 🤣

  • @maxharbig1167
    @maxharbig1167 14 днів тому +7

    The emptiest gulf in America is the one between Trump's ears.

  • @David-l6c3w
    @David-l6c3w 16 днів тому +4

    That Pierre guy reminded me of Jack Donaughy on Thirty Rock in his art of negotiating while eating an orange.

    • @heidimueller1039
      @heidimueller1039 14 днів тому +2

      Or not answering a single question! PP is great at distraction, also refuses to pass a security check. Friend of the “freedom” trucker insurrectionists.

    • @gem3618
      @gem3618 14 днів тому +1

      @@heidimueller1039a liberal/NDP voter I assume

    • @wendymarples8388
      @wendymarples8388 14 днів тому +1

      @@gem3618 Pretty much anyone but PP.

    • @gem3618
      @gem3618 14 днів тому

      @ Honestly, that’s irresponsible at this point. We have a far right government south of us and no respect for far left. Which is the only alternative to PP. Also, having a proper economy is only logical. No economy means no country. We can’t afford to make potentially woke policies. We really can’t afford it anymore. We need to take the changing threats of this world seriously.

    • @wendymarples8388
      @wendymarples8388 14 днів тому +1

      @@gem3618 We'll have to see who turns out to be the leader. Not all the Ls in govt agreed with some of Trudeau's actions or inactions. People who don't want PP aren't necessarily 'woke'. We have long memories and remember what Harper did.

  • @edwinbarnett9032
    @edwinbarnett9032 14 днів тому +5

    Four years of comedy coming to the white house

  • @Holmseth-y9p
    @Holmseth-y9p 16 днів тому +23

    Maybe Canada has cheaper eggs 🥚

  • @phillipphil1615
    @phillipphil1615 13 днів тому +4

    Let's just call it the gulf of Cuba.

  • @arthurlambert6418
    @arthurlambert6418 14 днів тому +5

    It’s his way of lowering prices ?

  • @lokischildren8714
    @lokischildren8714 15 днів тому +13

    Is mar a Lago a insane asylum???

  • @MMMA-pt7mg
    @MMMA-pt7mg День тому +3

    The world becomes a big buffet
    I will take this and that and those too

  • @szaki
    @szaki 14 днів тому +3

    But Donald didn't build the 10 ft tall wall, bc Mexico had no money to pay for it!
    He should have asked KIm for money?
    🤣🤣👍👍

  • @martan3d
    @martan3d 15 днів тому +17

    Consider that Canada, if it was a state, would have about 54 electoral votes. Canadians are far left of us. No Republican President would ever be elected again. The house would always be democratic and the two senators from the 'state of Canada' would be democrats. Trump, as usual, has not thought this through.

  • @billlee8321
    @billlee8321 14 днів тому +6

    Musk and Trump remind me of Pinky and the Brain. Just not sure which one is Pinky

  • @TheCaster26
    @TheCaster26 15 днів тому

    "Polyakov" where did I hear that before!

  • @mohammaddavoudian7897
    @mohammaddavoudian7897 11 днів тому

    Side note; I'm impressed that he currently knows there are 50 states🤣

  • @MrArturhM
    @MrArturhM 16 годин тому

    There was a joke here in Mexico that some mexicans asked Ronald Reagan to make Mexico part of the USA, Reagan answered "Ok when will you vacate it for me?".

  • @bretbarto4137
    @bretbarto4137 11 днів тому +1

    Loved it ! 😂.

  • @johnross5889
    @johnross5889 12 днів тому +4

    Trump can refer to it as the Gulf of Mar-a-lago for all I care.
    To the world and under UN it will still and always be The Gulf of Mexico.

  • @miguelnicasio4171
    @miguelnicasio4171 День тому +1

    It will always be the gulf of México

  • @iffracem
    @iffracem 16 днів тому +32

    Wants Canada and Greenland.. why? Resources. Lots of rare earth minerals, his new BFF Musk would like access to them, for "reasons"

    • @kirstencampbell2593
      @kirstencampbell2593 16 днів тому

      There is more to it. His buddy at Black Rock wants to steal all they're homes like they are going here.

    • @giancarlozarlengo1096
      @giancarlozarlengo1096 2 дні тому +1

      Yes, rare earths & a dumping ground for deportees to mine them.

  • @katherinehunter9526
    @katherinehunter9526 15 днів тому +2

    #SaveTheTrueNorthStrongandFree❤🇨🇦💪🏼🙏🏼

  • @diegogatti7397
    @diegogatti7397 11 днів тому

    Santa Klaus is a real threat i can confirm 😂😂😂

  • @rwillson291
    @rwillson291 16 днів тому +13

    ATTENTION INTERNET: We need to help Trump rename the Gulf of Mexico--let's come up with a few options for him to consider. Afterall, Gulf of America sounds like something from a Marvel movie. The internet thought up Boaty McBoatface, right? Let's rename the gulf the Gulf of McFishface... let's hear your ideas. Here are a few early nominees:
    Cesspool de la Plains,
    Sea of Bronzer 47,
    Gulf of Spring Break,
    Cat 6 Spawning Pool,
    (in homage to the Bermuda Triangle) the Texas Hole,
    BP Platforms 1 to 2,000
    Florida's Debris Field
    Louisiana Hot Tub
    ...Ok, internet, let's hear your names!!

    • @rwillson291
      @rwillson291 16 днів тому +5

      Yes, I like "Gulf of Cheaper Eggs"!!

    • @Holmseth-y9p
      @Holmseth-y9p 15 днів тому +1

      @@rwillson291 you know trump would name it something to do with himself it’s always about him. How about the gulf of stormy Daniels, it should be popular. It’s what made him felon.

    • @Richard-od7yd
      @Richard-od7yd 15 днів тому +2

      Gulf of Humanities decline 😂

    • @Bryan-yx2rt
      @Bryan-yx2rt 14 днів тому

      In honor of MTG, horseshoe Bay

    • @denisenotermans3384
      @denisenotermans3384 12 днів тому +1

      Golf of pigs

  • @Officiallyferalaero
    @Officiallyferalaero 13 днів тому +1

    So Elon Musk also sent a doppelganger to take over Canada...😅 well played

  • @Alexander-x1g
    @Alexander-x1g 12 днів тому +3

    I got a dumb question do you think trump understood any of this and figured out he is the dumb guy ? Or better yet his followers figure out did we f#$&Ed up ?

  • @fredrichardsonjr9669
    @fredrichardsonjr9669 День тому

    She is awesome and gorgeous

  • @kirstencampbell2593
    @kirstencampbell2593 16 днів тому +1

    He eating an apple. It explains it all.

  • @Kodycares
    @Kodycares 16 днів тому +16

    I still like' The Gulf of Cheaper Eggs'.

    • @tonyalamillo6899
      @tonyalamillo6899 16 днів тому +3

      I thought that the Gulf Of trump ,in Spanish Bahia de Cochinos ,translation - Bay of Pigs ,but that was already used and that was a BIG failure

  • @David-j8v5p
    @David-j8v5p 14 годин тому

    Trump: "We're going to be changing the Gulf of Saint Lawrence to......to the Gulf of America....."

  • @cathyzhang2769
    @cathyzhang2769 7 годин тому

    This future Canadian leader is something.

  • @ronstriebig2749
    @ronstriebig2749 4 дні тому

    Best wishes usa from Ron in London

  • @goolooggg9005
    @goolooggg9005 13 днів тому

    And Mexico to change to Mexiam to show America/USA dominance 🤣

  • @princesunnyboy
    @princesunnyboy 2 години тому

    Egg price will go down automatically with the name change to gulf of America

  • @eddieohearn17
    @eddieohearn17 13 днів тому +2

    So is he gonna go around with a sharpie and change all the maps you’ll be busy if he does that and then we won’t have to worry about a damn thing

  • @sandieserrano2425
    @sandieserrano2425 8 днів тому +1

    And what about the artificial line between us and Mexico?

  • @johndoe248
    @johndoe248 16 днів тому +13

    ....it's like yelling " squirrels" to stupid dogs, nothing but distractions from the fact that his voters got conned.....

    • @albertrunyan
      @albertrunyan 14 днів тому +2

      If trump wants us yo call the gulf of Mexico to the gulf of America. Does that mean we can call elon musk our president

  • @davidjensen266
    @davidjensen266 День тому

    Nice narrative

  • @mawi2988
    @mawi2988 15 днів тому +1

    ooh, ooh, Let me guess! After acquiring X and Facebook, Trump will next also acquire Google and make Google Maps actually change the name to the Gulf of America. I give it 2 weeks.

  • @kimsteed9401
    @kimsteed9401 16 днів тому +11

    Might as well call it the Gulf, or Abyss of MAGA.

  • @MalcolmMacLeod-l7r
    @MalcolmMacLeod-l7r 15 днів тому +3

    How 'dem freedom fries doing? How 'bout Gulf of Stupidity?

  • @samjacks94
    @samjacks94 2 дні тому +1

    😂 Trump's presidency is a golden age for podcasters and comedians 😅😅😅 everyone is gonna cash on

  • @RubyJacobson
    @RubyJacobson 13 днів тому

    And t-Rump will spell it the GOLF of America

  • @iwejun
    @iwejun 14 днів тому +1

    DISTRACTION is the word, DISTRACTION.

  • @dmitrye3212
    @dmitrye3212 13 днів тому +3

    I’m a Canadian. Half a million US$ to each Canadian and I’ll agree to become an American.

  • @scmac5155
    @scmac5155 15 днів тому

    PP: Which people don’t even really know if Denmark has any legal right to Greenland? Can you name one?

  • @jimpeers4852
    @jimpeers4852 4 дні тому

    There is no more room on the flag for a fifty first star.

  • @kinngrimm
    @kinngrimm 12 днів тому

    I never knew Trump was a Bush W fanboy.
    First came Freedom Fries now Gulf of America.

  • @Mike-y9o
    @Mike-y9o 15 днів тому +4

    You misunderstand him, trump was talking about GOLF not Gulf. LOL

  • @alberneinstein7075
    @alberneinstein7075 15 днів тому +1

    Canada should get 55-60 electoral college votes. Damn. Not enough.

  • @mechamykal
    @mechamykal 16 днів тому +4

    So… we just gonna start renaming everything to be more murica? Welcome to beautiful city by the bay, Saint Frank. Or wonderful mar a lago. 🍊💩🏠

  • @shaheenali7276
    @shaheenali7276 13 днів тому +3

    No, we Candians do nor want to be part of America . We dont want to die because of no health care.

    • @SusieEdwards-g1j
      @SusieEdwards-g1j 12 днів тому

      @@shaheenali7276 then don't vote for Pierre, don't trust a conservative . This Pierre will nibble away at it , don't take our health care for granted...

  • @kevinschiller1749
    @kevinschiller1749 14 днів тому +5

    Mar-a-loono

  • @CrazyWhiteBoomer
    @CrazyWhiteBoomer 13 днів тому

    Yea, if you can rename Army forts, we can rename bodies of water...

  • @NADEEMKHAN-os9wx
    @NADEEMKHAN-os9wx 13 днів тому +1

    Ysl sarukh tha wah death' sons hai iske jagah wah

  • @HarleyDavidsonVince
    @HarleyDavidsonVince 5 днів тому

    May Aswell change New Mexico to New America while he is at it. Totally insane. The reason why its named the Gulf of Mexico is because the Gulfs current is clockwise from Mexico and around.

  • @kenhoward3512
    @kenhoward3512 12 днів тому

    The Gulf of America is the huge gap between those who would vote for the "clown with a flame thrower" and the rest of us.

  • @Aroloner
    @Aroloner 14 днів тому

    DTs comments are why they call it dope.

  • @nightedpemder4992
    @nightedpemder4992 14 днів тому +2

    Gulf of America! Yea😂

  • @justinegorski2703
    @justinegorski2703 12 днів тому +1

    Now all of a sudden a border is an imaginary line…

  • @facundofacundoo6771
    @facundofacundoo6771 14 днів тому

    Canada, Greenland and Panama need a Hugo Chavez. Jijiji.

  • @donaldgraff8090
    @donaldgraff8090 10 днів тому

    Good job

  • @sheenashaw8668
    @sheenashaw8668 15 днів тому +1

    Someone tell Trump if he calls it the Golf of America he can make it his latest resort too… good grief.

  • @LucySiul-zb9fm
    @LucySiul-zb9fm 10 днів тому

    Welcome to mexicana americana 😅😅😅

  • @carterdjohnson9673
    @carterdjohnson9673 12 днів тому

    Mexicans and Canadians are Americans!

  • @Darryl-v7h
    @Darryl-v7h 4 дні тому

    Everyone I know is still going to call it the gulf of mexico. Trump must flunked out of school

  • @stevenolive671
    @stevenolive671 14 днів тому +1

    Maybe America needs to Join Canada

  • @JohnChrystaline
    @JohnChrystaline 16 днів тому +2

    What does this have to do with the price of eggs 🥚 how rediculous

  • @catherinemoran7652
    @catherinemoran7652 12 днів тому

    Gulf of America sounds like a mall

  • @73beetle32
    @73beetle32 12 днів тому

    Think big!

  • @johnross5889
    @johnross5889 12 днів тому +2

    No Canadian wants what he's selling