Michael Blaustein | Goth Girls | Stand-Up On The Spot

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
  • Michael Blaustein covers everything from how much he likes goth girls to how UFO's are coming back in popularity on Stand-Up On The Spot where comedians go up with no prepared material and riff off of audience suggestions. #MichaelBlaustein #standupcomedy #goth
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  • @standupots
    @standupots  Рік тому +44

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  • @truerthanyouknow9456
    @truerthanyouknow9456 Рік тому +67

    Wow. This guy took an audience from yelling out “white rage” to singing “Love was made for me and you” in unison. Impressive

  • @id104335409
    @id104335409 2 місяці тому +10

    This guy came before the Hawk Tuah girl! This is amazing!

    • @patriciapeters7604
      @patriciapeters7604 Місяць тому

      Yeah plenty of people have said that wayyyyy before that chick lmao

  • @TRAVMABOY999
    @TRAVMABOY999 Рік тому +47

    Michael like a teenager on too much redbull 🤣 dude is hilarious

  • @ChandlerSavage
    @ChandlerSavage Рік тому +185

    Michael gets my vote for funniest Stand-up on the Spot guest! He always kills it and his energy is unmatched and unstoppobable!

    • @TG-tc8lu
      @TG-tc8lu Рік тому

      check out h. foley's stand up on the spot. absoluter killer.

    • @guillemrivera3163
      @guillemrivera3163 Рік тому

      🎉Use the edit icon to pin, add or delete clips.

    • @rubenloy6979
      @rubenloy6979 Рік тому

      Meth

    • @AltheVand
      @AltheVand Рік тому

      ​@@rubenloy6979Have u seen Andrew Schulz?

    • @metalmark8
      @metalmark8 11 місяців тому +2

      Love this guy!!! So so happy he popped up on a short one day, watched them all lol. I'm back for more he is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @90fif
    @90fif Рік тому +11

    THE FOUR-PLAY PART GOT ME LMFAOOOOOOOO!!

  • @passionfly1
    @passionfly1 Рік тому +15

    What an EXCEPTIONAL comedian! I LOVE MICHAEL BLAUSTEIN COMEDY! Hell yeah! You rock dude!

  • @patriciapeters7604
    @patriciapeters7604 11 місяців тому +10

    As a goth, i appreciate being included 😌

  • @dirtporcelain
    @dirtporcelain Рік тому +13

    White Rage is the most underrated Mountain Dew flavor

  • @jasonclemente4392
    @jasonclemente4392 Рік тому +9

    This dude is hyped on somethin 🤣

  • @lidlid7815
    @lidlid7815 Рік тому +10

    My dude has some pipes. Was not expecting him to be good singing.

  • @zanti551
    @zanti551 Рік тому +15

    the only thing i’m 100% sure of in life is how without a doubt michael will ALWAYS talk about some kind of sex😌

  • @soldjahboy
    @soldjahboy Рік тому +10

    Always does a great job, even in a tough crowd. Had me laughing all the way :D

  • @abandonablesnowman
    @abandonablesnowman Рік тому +27

    I’ve been listening to his podcast with Trevor Wallace for forever, but he’s a whole different person in his standup

    • @eezydaskrilla
      @eezydaskrilla 6 місяців тому

      I watch them too since day 1 lmao I’m a Patreon also.

    • @eezydaskrilla
      @eezydaskrilla 6 місяців тому

      I think Trevor in the podcast vs on stage is a lot more different than Micheal is

  • @Dex-Maxno
    @Dex-Maxno 9 місяців тому +2

    The pizza plane could be a dark joke about the express delivery to the twin towers on 9/11. Somebody wanted the double delivery with a side of ranch.

  • @tysonnorthey4016
    @tysonnorthey4016 Рік тому +9

    Oh this is great😂 he took ever bit of this and RAN!!! A lot better than Trevor’s

  • @LessOfMyselfToKill_187
    @LessOfMyselfToKill_187 Рік тому +56

    Mike is the man! He has some of the best crowd work I've seen/heard in a long time! He's been around for a while but I think this year is his year! Once he does his special he's going to blow tf up! Wish him all the luck in the world!

  • @advancedmonkey7702
    @advancedmonkey7702 9 місяців тому +6

    That foreplay joke killed me. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  • @_ego_____
    @_ego_____ Рік тому +11

    after listening to stiff socks for like a year while making deliveries i actually made it a point to never find out what he looks like… this is NOT what i was expecting 😳😂 you could get it daddy

  • @MiniTrainLoco
    @MiniTrainLoco Рік тому +5

    Damn, I will never be able to watch ET again and not think of this!
    Also, I am sending this to everyone! Nobody will be able to watch ET and not think of this… 😂

  • @zohebsuleman1678
    @zohebsuleman1678 3 місяці тому +1

    White rage dude was saving Michael's ass, not that he needed saving from planes n pizza lol

  • @marcus_558
    @marcus_558 Рік тому +2

    Bro Gamora from Guardians of the Galaxy bro god fucking damn🥵

  • @kiadona5354
    @kiadona5354 Рік тому

    Dude, you are so freaking hilarious. Love watching your shorts.

  • @IamKimsational
    @IamKimsational 7 місяців тому +2

    Mr. Blauenstein, you are absolutely hilarious, one of my favorite comedians, if not THE favorite. It's not only your delivery; it's your mannerisms in addition to that. I cannot wait to see you in Charlotte, NC. I apologize in advance for you having to come there.😂 I was hoping you were coming to Greensboro, NC or Winston-Salem, NC, but they're about the same. I got VIP tickets and I'm hoping you get my husband. I'm praying, sporting nicely-pedicured feet, and hoping you notice the huge scar on his head. He had a brain aneurysm after working in pediatric nursing x25 years and truly should not have lived, but he did and he has a hella good sense of humor. He will crack up, and he is completely cognitively intact, but he doesn't think it will ever happen. Little does he know he's in the front seat, so he's fair game. Again, he will laugh, hysterically, should you roast him. When you kick your leg out to the side, it's perfect.
    I'll zip it now, as I'm sure you get told how funny you are consistently, but you are THE one to see, and if I could see see only one comedian this year, it would be you. Bro, you're too far gone...in a good way.
    P.S.: I sound absolutely insane judging by this comment alone. 😂

  • @GingerbeardComedy
    @GingerbeardComedy 3 місяці тому +2

    The original Hawk Tuah

  • @charmaine8373
    @charmaine8373 Рік тому +2

    Let me find out Blaustein is nice with the vocals. I heard some good notes in there 🎵

  • @wind10miko
    @wind10miko 10 місяців тому +2

    "WHOO" 😂

  • @justinkouns5879
    @justinkouns5879 Рік тому +2

    I would have yelled queef!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @justinsmith847
    @justinsmith847 11 місяців тому

    Literally crying lmao

  • @katherinetomasello3661
    @katherinetomasello3661 Рік тому +1

    This man has never sniffed a three day old rotten flesh bag with no embalming fluid inside it, and it shows.

    • @patriciapeters7604
      @patriciapeters7604 11 місяців тому

      Tf does this mean

    • @SHNASTDOG
      @SHNASTDOG 11 місяців тому

      Lol. Yeah..he really don't want to smell the cemetery on them. No matter how cute her goth outfit is

  • @Slyther649
    @Slyther649 2 місяці тому

    Didn’t make me laugh, but I’d let him try & make me come.

  • @luke3262
    @luke3262 Рік тому +1

    White rage makes me think of my mother. She brake check a school bus at the railroad tracks or some dodge charger. Then I have to tell her not to go straight home if they follow you

    • @patriciapeters7604
      @patriciapeters7604 11 місяців тому

      Damn you have a terrible mom. Shes just a terrible person for that in general.

  • @adammander7108
    @adammander7108 27 днів тому

    Would be good to see him on Rogan then he would definitely blow up this guy is funny as fuck

  • @OrganicHomeBudz
    @OrganicHomeBudz 7 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂 if u smell like death ☠️💀 I'm running 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheOtherKine
    @TheOtherKine Рік тому +1

    America need to legalise prostitution LMAO

    • @SHNASTDOG
      @SHNASTDOG 11 місяців тому

      Absolutely. But it should be treated as medicine. A preventive medicine covered by insurance. Just like nutritionist and massage therapist. They should get certified. The standardization helps keep it clean and they should know anatomy and cpr. Keep it off the streets. But def legalize it

    • @sleepystar1638
      @sleepystar1638 9 місяців тому +1

      @@SHNASTDOGy’all are clowns who gotta pay!???? That’s sick bruh

  • @utubetrutharrowmichael-and9105

    That you know about ! 👼🏼😂 ... your a funny little #unt aren't ya ❤👁👃👁

  • @barnabasdouglas8219
    @barnabasdouglas8219 Рік тому

    at 1:03 my windows diconnect sound went off and that was what i thought the sound he made was, i was dying for like five minitues.

  • @St3p_h
    @St3p_h 8 місяців тому

    He’s kinda dorky lol

  • @felixftw4702
    @felixftw4702 Рік тому

    i think if he doesn't lead with that kind of energy and works his way into it it could go a lot better, but it's still really good!

  • @cc.99.
    @cc.99. Місяць тому

    4:33 😂😂😂 ET go home

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 Рік тому

    If I close my eyes I swear this is Dov Davidoff lol

  • @issakakish
    @issakakish 5 місяців тому

    Not funny

  • @smokemirrors2749
    @smokemirrors2749 Рік тому +2

    He’s funny but so… much… blow haha he’s all amped up and twacked compared to other footage of him. Right on though bro keep it up you’re awesome!

  • @snug1117
    @snug1117 Рік тому

    When a friend told me JR was a comedian i said hell noo

  • @CarlosCruz-nn9qm
    @CarlosCruz-nn9qm 3 місяці тому

    Hawk tuah'd

  • @Lylus_S
    @Lylus_S 10 місяців тому

    Its not delievery its delta

  • @dannyresabala7357
    @dannyresabala7357 7 місяців тому

    You could tell he was new

  • @BaylorJDyer
    @BaylorJDyer 9 місяців тому

    He has to be on coke

  • @MiguelL-qu2eu
    @MiguelL-qu2eu Рік тому

    I love rmo chicks

  • @xploited-lp9tz
    @xploited-lp9tz Рік тому +3

    His crowd work is so on point. I'd love to be one of those people. I'd end up taking over the show 😂

  • @MAGICCOFFEY
    @MAGICCOFFEY Рік тому

    The new bryan callen

  • @nofixeddestination5001
    @nofixeddestination5001 Рік тому +3

    It's not delivery, it's Delta.

  • @brandonstilinskit3924
    @brandonstilinskit3924 Рік тому

    The dude is funny

  • @westfield9457
    @westfield9457 Рік тому

    Might be the best one I've seen

  • @MiguelL-qu2eu
    @MiguelL-qu2eu Рік тому

    Haha Temecula

  • @VictoryRRR
    @VictoryRRR Рік тому

    He's gorgeous lol.

  • @walterroux291
    @walterroux291 Рік тому

    @3:57 wait did he actually get a little chub on stage?

    • @b3tat3st3r
      @b3tat3st3r Рік тому

      That's what I thought so, too!! 😂

  • @ngarcia78245
    @ngarcia78245 Місяць тому

    The original hawk tuah 😂

  • @RPGrandPaTabletop
    @RPGrandPaTabletop 7 місяців тому

    I cannot bring myself to find this guy funny at all

  • @oceanairboy
    @oceanairboy 10 місяців тому

    He doesn't know that foreplay is. 🤦‍♂️🤣

  • @DrNerdTurd
    @DrNerdTurd 3 місяці тому

    Shut up Trevor

  • @EnigmaRecluse
    @EnigmaRecluse Рік тому

    This isn't comedy

    • @tracyreynolds3659
      @tracyreynolds3659 Рік тому +1

      Subjective

    • @patriciapeters7604
      @patriciapeters7604 11 місяців тому +2

      Not to you maybe, It's a subjective thing. it's okay tho we can't all have a sense of humor

    • @andyrox88
      @andyrox88 10 місяців тому

      A BRANCH OF COMEDY BRUH, GO WATCH SUM MR BEAN THEN

  • @smokyondagrass2353
    @smokyondagrass2353 11 місяців тому

    Time on tge goth joke think i missed it