CURSED COMMERCIALS 2! - Diamondbolt
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- We're back for round two as I subject some friends to even more cursed commercials!
STARRING:
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Markscaper - / markscaper
notirishman - / notirishman
Silvershade - / silvershade54
Snuffles - / kanyewest
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Music:
"The Only Thing They Fear Is You" - Doom Eternal
“Palmtree Panic Past" - Sonic CD
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Thanks so much for watching!
I wasn't expecting to see Crash Bandicoot Leap onto an Ostrich today
*an ostrich.
cristhianmlr don’t be that guy
Wasn't expecting to read that and now I'm not sure if I'm mentally prepared to watch it.
That’s the thing about cursed commercials, you never know what to expect what to happen
I want him to ride an ostrich in Crash 5. I dunno why, I just thought it would fit.
Makes more sense than riding a baby polar bear.
Fun Fact: there is a documentary series about tech and they interviewed the guy who married hatsune miku and he reefers to the hologram machine as hatsune miku's jar and I can not stress how terrified this made me.
Dear god
@@donutman438 you damn right. dear god
😳
Bro mans got ZERO REAL WOMEN 😂
At night she cries, but keeps it quiet, knowing full well what'll happen if he hears.
7:23 heard the clap and thought: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YAH!!!
10:24 no stop it bolt that's groos
Holly s**t that's the spawn of surtur
0:44, well my childhood has been ruined…
5:34. When my country finds it's way into a UA-cam video. Either the coffin dudes or this.😂✊🏿🇬🇭. Dammit
My biy do you have the link
6:29 hatsune miku sounds like a translator
*hatsune miku is the terminator*
3:43 that's just crashes uber driver
5:51 HATSUNE MIKU!!!!! IS THAT YOU!?!?!?!
This is the best video you've ever made great job :)
The Pokemon one was weird, because all the Pokemon were animated by western animators, so they were moving at double the framerate Japanese anime moves at. They were uncomfortably smooth.
I fear that there will never be a day for the rest of my life when I am not haunted by the image of slithering burger man
Man, that SilverShade54 guy's pretty cool XD
thanks again for letting me in on this video!
I like how SilverShade's profile pic is a smug ass gummibär
11:22 The worst thing is, I actually remembered the bus driver crushing the Pokémon, when I was a child. And I remember myself never reacted to the killing of the Pokémon... I think was a psychopath when I was little.
Duolingo time stamp 6:44
Danny devito getting hit by a bus never fails to make me laugh.
I saw that Airheads commercial when I was a kid, and since I couldn't tell reality apart from special effects at that age, it made me fear the candy.
So basically, at least for me, the commercial did the exact opposite of convincing me to buy the product.
How have you not talked about that creepy ass Sonic Unleashed commercial where they put the Werehog into the real world like it's some sort of horror show
The crash one is amazing nobody can tell me otherwise
That Optibotimus dig was genius
Like the fact that he’s complaining about Nintendo crash bandicoot but like the 2000 century Nintendo switch has crash bandicoot games in it
When the comerciales are so cursed it makes you wanna buy the product
No one: Step sis: YoUr MY PresENT!!!!
that wonder core ad got me laughing my head off
You didn’t talk about red (from angry birds) just destroying the bar alongside duolingo in the duolingo commercial
HEY ITS HIM. MOM ITS HIM the ANIME WATCHER
CALL THE POLICE.
I love how you put the doom eternal soundtrack in the start of the video
I can confirm this is how snake eats burgers
5:47 is the best bit
Omg the optibotimus reference at the end XD
2:52 I remember seeing that one as a kid
Can you do a cherished forever on Regular Show
Big, big Sonic
*Big sonic, big sonic*
*BIG, BIG SONIC, BIG SONIC*
12:07 That commercial wasn't from japan lol.
Yes
Diamondbolt Do a Video about Spiritual Successors. EXAMPLE: Summer Camp Island - [Camp Lazlo], Love Death and Robots - [Heavy Metal (1981)], Bayonetta - [Devil May Cry].
Carry the torch my brothers
"If it needs a disclaimer, I'm worried."
Nintendo got roasted so hard that they wanted a game for crash bandicoot on the Nintendo switch
Vengeance for the Emu War.
I’m waiting for panda cheese
I’m still surprised that the baby ps3 ad is not in this
I dare you to watch The Human Centipede with all of your friends.
Want a cursed advert watch Little babys icecream this is a special time
Japanese commercials could easily fill the list on its own.
i got a cursed commercial before the video
DO NOT LOOK UP CUTIE POLLUTIES
Us Americans could only dream of having such an imagination like in Japanase commercials lol
Achieving such a feat would be impossible.
Meet DiamomdBolt Slayer
"twe-twe-tentysixteen!"
Please make a 3rd episode
I am genuinely concerned about Danny DeVito after that crash,
but at the very least he did land in a big pile of
*TRASH!!!*
like if you get that reference.
also have you noticed that I did a rhyme
truly this TORTURE is not worth your time
Ah yes the duolingo bird meme
the Cadburys drumming gorilla isn't cursed!!
A cursed camerchial came on it's called cutie pulluties
2:56 jojo's gory adventures
12:56 now that's some junji ito bullshit right here
(11:37) yeah it's freaky, that thing deserves to melt.
LIKE A BOSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jeez what the fuck was this comment
*like a boss*
Wait.... why did Adam refer to it as the Genesis? He's English.
comercial
12:04 is actually from the Philippines i'll just leave this here.
Here lizard lizard
Idk who alukarp is but he has a squigly pfp so I like him already
That KFC burrito commercial was from the Philippines cuz i recognized the actor and the place...
YA WANNA EAT ME?!
2:10 FOOD 😭💀
Never had I clicked a video so quickly in my life
Dude same
"This is the Snyder cut of the Kirby franchise"
- NotIrishMan 2020.
Me playing cursed comercials 2 at max volume:
What I hear: ur my present this year
What my family hear: WHAT ARE U DOING STEP SIS!!
The question is....what does your family watch lmao.
@@HuMaNise34 :0 U have big brained the system my dude
@@LS-mx5hl I can thank the stone mask along with the red stone of adja for granting me a 400 IQ ;)
With any luck, they heard Adam laughing and the music
You kinda deserved it for watching it at max volume at 2
"w0W l0ok aT tH0eS gRàpHiCs!!"
God said, as he playing a zelda game.
God said, as he played Pokemon Legends Arceus
God was actually inspired by the legend of zelda's graphics when making reality.
“I asked for trash” *shows darling in the franxx* why you gotta do me like that
That is my favorite anime and I am unsubbing
The show went off the rails after a while, I don’t think a show would continue with fucking space wife.
@@walkingwaffle212 Really? You unsubbed because Diamondbolt don't like this anime?
And I also think this anime is meh at best, not only the fanbase is bad (Ichigo got WAY to much hate and the way fanbase reacted is just pathetic) but also second half was...not terrible but full of plotholes, unanswered questions and overall I'm just not a fan of this anime. Plus this show just screams Evangelion to me.
its the worst
that thing gave me ptsd
Husarius pl I think it was a joke
Is the 'like a boss' the only meme that entered these companies' walls when these commercials were recorded?
Maybe
Well the internet wasn’t as great when some of these came out so likely.
Now I'm going to have wendy's today so I'm getting wendy's LIke A boSS
It was the only true meme to break into main steam media after the song came out
I don't remember thelonelyisland ever using Impact font, so... I imagine they saw a lot of Advice Animal memes too. Or at least ones that use the Advice Animal structure, like the "authority figure tells you X but does Y" memes (Unhelpful High School Teacher) or the "argument ending burn/logic" memes (Condescending Wonka).
Fun fact: Danny DeVito isn’t a boomer because he’s too old to be
Fun Fact: This is a comment
@@minelelol13244 Fun Fact: This is a reply
@@waluigi7331 Fun Fact: This is a reply to a reply
@@SuperDababy2 fun fact: this is a fun fact
Boring fact: this is not a fun fact
12:25 I love how genuinely upset he gets over the burrito.
Don't anyone dare bamboozle me on a burrito
@@capootiscrepitoosExactly. You can mess with many things but you never mess with food. It’s the universal language.
Homer Simpson:I never even got my burrito
“Bolt uploads”
Me: “clicks off hentie heaven”
Yes, I also love hentie haven.
@Will Brigham, now that’s just depressing.
@@jhettyboy Jokes on you I have Samus' Introduction cutscene in Subspace Emissary from Brawl, that's enough to satisfy me
We all did
@@henryconner3002 I had to go look it up to see if it was as good as you say and I can see how people could like that
“Only in cursed commercials can we establish timelines.”
I fear no man, but that thing...
*Chocolate man*
It scares me
Why are you scared? It's just British TV comedian Russel Howard!
@@piecheese1214 I thought so too!
11:52 That's a Filipino KFC Commercial not a Japanese KFC commercial
I said that too man nice howd ya know?
Me too i think i saw that one on TV lmao
Di ko yan na-alala! Kailan pinalabas?
@@dontmindme8571 Mga nsa 2017
@@cjcollado8071 Y'all are talking to a Filipino rn.
Whether it's filling up my cup
And enjoying lunch at my favorite deli
Stocking up at my local grocery store
Or simply editing my videos for all you guys to watch and enjoy
I'm always drinking Coca Cola
*slurps* ahhhhh
Forget Ryan Drummond, we need Charles martinet saying moist
"moist-a"
1 second in and I already love this.
same
DB videos just make me genuinely feel happy and laugh.
What a blessed soul.
Or cursed?!
Probably cursed.
it's only probably
14:04, “Whether it’s filling up my cup, enjoying lunch at my favorite deli, stocking up at my local grocery store, or simply editing my videos for all you guys to watch and enjoy, I’m always drinking Coca Cola”, 👍
This is what originally brought me to UA-cam, people having fun making videos they wanted to make, not what advertisers or focus groups wanted, this channel is a gem, it's what UA-cam was always supposed to be
0:15 the Only thing they fear Is you, diamonbolt
7:46 oh so that’s where that face comes from. I’m still not the better for knowing that.
11:38 Me: [Makes a cross] Go away! Horrible chocolate beeing! .:-0
UA-cam: 20 comments
The comment section: yes there are comments here but actually there isn't any
0:00: awww, incest
1:48: hey, better than Robocop selling it (yes, that happened)
6:54: Red v. Duolingo: dawn of language
10:24: as we see the wild Danny DeVito in his natural habitat....
11:28: YES! TURN THEM INTO POKEMASH!
overall, this is yet another deep dive into the peak of human achievement
Super Mash Bros.
A wild Danny devito has appeared he uses m&m commercial it's super effective
I don't trust Robocop after I saw him steal a fridge in a different commercial
0:01 SWEET HOME ALABAMA
10:32 would you be surprised if I told you someone actually drew that?
I forgot to do my Russian lesson. *My fate has been sealed*
(Moscow Blair's intensely, as a hell fire of ballistic missiles rains from above)
Doulingo:Spanish or Vanish
In Duolingo, RUSSIAN TEACHES YOU!
you're the new Justin Y
Rip
12:38 ah yes kfc of japan that's *definitely in japan not somewhere else*
The Happy meal Neo Cortex looks like he’s trying to cosplay as himself.
Diamondbolt and friends: “it’s a kfc japan commercial”
Kfc ad: *literally shows that it originated from a filipino dish*
Mark Emmanuel Witongco yes
Tama
I AM SO DAMN TRIGGERED RIGHT NOW. THAT JAPANESE ERA COLONIZATION SCREWED US OVER.
What its colinization
DEAL WITH IT
~British empire
@@Skulldude-yj9kg sorry no one asked britain
Also, the Philippines was NEVER colonized by Britain
7:59
He's Just Standing There Menacingly
6:38 this is technically cannon in the
Hatsune Miku Toyata timeline because
in another commercial,
(the one before this one) Miku is with two
girls and they talk about the hotdog guy as
Miku us charmed by him. This is cannon
3:41 Dr. Cortex contemplating why he agreed to be in this ad
Or he’s being held at gun point to be in the commercial
Fun Fact: There was an actual man in Japan who claimed he became a snake and died because his father tried to exorcise out the demon by head butting and biting him for two days.
Long story short, Eat Like Snake actually happened in Japan.