If we had news programs like this in america, I might actually watch the news! Funny as hell, hot women, something *other* than the latest murders/rapes/arsons/etc...
I'm not trying to be a jerk but Georgi seems like she doesn't like her job because she never seems to roll with the jokes unlike Lisa who seems more susceptible and laid back and able to give the joke back and laugh at them too!!!! Carl and lisa are like Agent Muller and Scully on X-Files and everybody in the WORLD wishing they would hookup.
Nah, I'd much rather someone like Lisa or Georgie, than someone like Miranda Kerr, any day of the week. 👌 The Girls have got class and sophistication. 👍❤️ xxx
You dnp52 you could be 'evil' and upload that poor woman who they called and forgot to say 'I wake up with today'. Then started balling her eyes out, while Karl and Lisa sat stone faced. Even as the woman cried, 'I always watch...'. I think they sent her a gift basket or something, but that was sad for the woman, look it up I think it's here on youtube. I'll never forget that. But it's Today Show FUNNY bits.'
8:30 jesus christ they really don't beat around the bush do they, hahaha
Timmy's "Hooo'hoooooohh wooow" is hilarious.
Georgie looks amazing in that green dress, aww who am I kidding she looks amazing in anything
Thanks for putting these together!!!
5 in the bin was the icing on the cake haha
OnlyOnline2O1O what does that mean?
+spastikosify It's a rugby league term. When a play does something extremely wrong they get sent from the ground and have to sit in the sin bin
don't worry! 10mins is enough to cheer me up and me make laugh! i love your videos and they're great! keep it up :)
i can't believe they showed those pics of vergara.. specifically that bottom malfunction. lol
the program I upload them from only allows 10mins. I dont do it directly off youtube. anyway I think 10 mins a vid is long enough lol
Karl's dislike of french men is hilarious.
If we had news programs like this in america, I might actually watch the news! Funny as hell, hot women, something *other* than the latest murders/rapes/arsons/etc...
it's the best
8:55 Everyone needs a drill at Christmas.
bwaaahahaha everyone popped the balloons... "we've had better ends to segments"
Brilliant!
Thanks for the upload man!!!! cheers from Melbourne, VIC
When Georgie raises an eyebrow..........
I know. 🤤❤️ Why do all of the amazing Women have to be straight and Married. 😔 xxx
Thanks for putting these up :D
Omggggg lololololololol 😂 Karl and Wilkinson are savage 😆
as always, awesome work and thankyou
6:21 was that what i think it was?
+Lachlan Kelly Sure was mate.
What do you think it was?
How did they not notice it!
Omg!!! Karl called the Bigfoot guy out!!!
I'm not trying to be a jerk but Georgi seems like she doesn't like her job because she never seems to roll with the jokes unlike Lisa who seems more susceptible and laid back and able to give the joke back and laugh at them too!!!! Carl and lisa are like Agent Muller and Scully on X-Files and everybody in the WORLD wishing they would hookup.
You're not a jerk. I feel that way too.
Love it! Thank you.
Mia Freedman had to stop herself saying, if I think I can make money out of it lol
“All about getting those juices on your chest…”
get in ma belleh!
awesome upload as always keep up the good work.
3:48 LOL.
omg the juices scene what the fuck
Thanks mate!
Gives me extra wanker points
Are you allowed to say that down there!!!
his laugh was so perfect for a dude having to hear that convo
Ok, wanker, here's one...+1😆
fuark the $69 drill for his wife was just the icing on the cake!
I've now got images of Georgie with juice on her chest 😜😜😜😜
7:34
8:30 WTF was that hahahaha ??? i guess i ll be watching this show alone from now on :D
But there are like hour long videos on UA-cam?
CHANNEL 9 MAKES CHANNEL 7 & 10 LOOKS LIKE CRAP. THANK U CH.9 FOR MAKING AUSTRALIA LAUGH SHARING THE NEWS TOO. U GUYS ARE SPARK TO EVERYONE MORNING.
Well done Jesus!
why dont you have all the aussie subs? this is like a gold mine of laughter
video limit is 10 mins. had to edit the shit out of this to make it fit! Karl just read sport it was nothing special.
8:30 did not expect that to be said
But then i remembered im watching the Today show
I moving to Australia.
This is tge funniest show on tv
8:28 I'll volunteer for that.
psygn0sis Me too, Brother.
hahahahahahahahaa good one broski
6:21.. "But you're so fucking hot''.. Someone obviously missed that one, hahaha.
UPLOAD MORE OFTEN!!
My GOD Miranda is amazing
Why is Karl's pink ribbon so tiny?
makes sense
Google is evil!
BUT THEY ARE SO FUNNY!
Its saying error! Help!
We only want Karl
New one plz
My crush is Miranda Kerr.
She is mind-blowing! Shame I'm only 13 XD
Mr. Mojo Risin' s
Nah, I'd much rather someone like Lisa or Georgie, than someone like Miranda Kerr, any day of the week. 👌 The Girls have got class and sophistication. 👍❤️ xxx
if you register your google account to your mobile, upload tiem in unlimited
Being an American its fucked how much funnier this is. I mean i hate Rupert Murdoch but fuck this show is funny.
You dnp52 you could be 'evil' and upload that poor woman who they called and forgot to say 'I wake up with today'. Then started balling her eyes out, while Karl and Lisa sat stone faced. Even as the woman cried, 'I always watch...'. I think they sent her a gift basket or something, but that was sad for the woman, look it up I think it's here on youtube. I'll never forget that. But it's Today Show FUNNY bits.'
I wish we had sexual innuendos in our news in America. :(
Ben Fordham's a much better member of the show than Cameron Williams.
test well sucessed :D
She swallowed Kermie!
Activated wanker points??
Test passed!!
when i watch it in the morning, theres not as many funny bits... i guess its all earlier on when they can get away with it.
Cut off Karl doing sports?
@Chayden90
The Packers own Channel 9 AUS.
Georgie n Lisa so no more
Babes
Because American morning shows are bad lol.