The Insane Logistics of Transporting the Biggest Object in History

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  • @AtulKumar-cg3rl
    @AtulKumar-cg3rl 3 роки тому +2746

    Imagine someone watching this video in the elevator of 'Troll A'.

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 3 роки тому +159

      They would probably watch the Brilliant ad too, since they'd have nothing else to do.

    • @NorwegianCrazyGuy
      @NorwegianCrazyGuy 3 роки тому +77

      boring fact: everything outside the living quarter is considered an explosive hazardes zone (due to it being a gas platform) so no one is allowed to bring phones or even a lighter outside. So no, it would never happen

    • @JensTheDJ
      @JensTheDJ 3 роки тому +90

      I work on Troll A an have taken that elevator many times. Its small noisy and boring. Sadly no video allowed. Ps. Its takes just under 8 minute's and only one leg you can go all the way down in;)

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 3 роки тому +9

      @@NorwegianCrazyGuy How did they have a concert at the bottom then? Surely you need microphones, amps, etc.

    • @NorwegianCrazyGuy
      @NorwegianCrazyGuy 3 роки тому +26

      @@mirzaahmed6589 they did continuous gas monitoring so that if a hint of gas gets detected their electricity gets shut off

  • @omaralashker1186
    @omaralashker1186 3 роки тому +6355

    Ali Express be like:
    That will be 2.50 USD shipping fees

    • @josephjeon804
      @josephjeon804 3 роки тому +59

      Ok.

    • @1Phire
      @1Phire 3 роки тому +58

      There will be a 250 million shipping fee

    • @mirrorrorrim9763
      @mirrorrorrim9763 3 роки тому +209

      Estimated time of delivery~6 months

    • @TT-fv5ro
      @TT-fv5ro 3 роки тому +90

      Naw it’s 2.50 to buy it with 5 billion shipping

    • @yourlocalpotato6537
      @yourlocalpotato6537 3 роки тому

      What's ali express

  • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
    @rightwingsafetysquad9872 3 роки тому +1031

    Just so everyone's clear on big American units:
    Distance - football field
    Bigger distance - moon and back
    Weight - Nimitz class aircraft carrier
    Volume - Epcot center

    • @shiv7978
      @shiv7978 3 роки тому +22

      I dont understand any of that

    • @james-uw9ug
      @james-uw9ug 3 роки тому +154

      Speed = bullets per kid

    • @HuyTran-nb7vw
      @HuyTran-nb7vw 3 роки тому +1

      @@james-uw9ug dude, chill. You spitting bullet right there XD

    • @pills-
      @pills- 3 роки тому +18

      Don't forget to order a 1/822560000 Nimitz burger! :D

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries 3 роки тому +41

      Size = Toyota Corolla

  • @fllnthblnks9681
    @fllnthblnks9681 3 роки тому +6289

    Americans: The metric system is useless, I don’t understand it.
    Also Americans: 14 Nimitz class battleships.

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 3 роки тому +30

      14th like

    • @amabustyocheeks5459
      @amabustyocheeks5459 3 роки тому +354

      Aircraft carriers*

    • @jackquillen9120
      @jackquillen9120 3 роки тому +407

      Could I get the conversion rate from Nimitz to football fields?

    • @StabbySabby
      @StabbySabby 3 роки тому +121

      the last Battleships built by the U.S Navy was the Iowa class battleships which were built in the 40's and had a surprisingly very long career, the last being retired at least a decade ago. "Battleship" and "Warship" are not interchangeable terms. "Warship" is everyting with a gun built for war and "Battleship" is, well, just look up "Yamato class" or "Iowa class"
      also only 10 Nimitz class aircraft carriers were built and are still in active service and the Gerald R. Ford class aircraft carriers will continue to join the fleet in the next decade or two

    • @Name-ek4jc
      @Name-ek4jc 3 роки тому +11

      How much is that in miles

  • @vg6256
    @vg6256 3 роки тому +1838

    0:34 "Trains carry a lot more cargo than just two trains' worth"
    The more you know

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 3 роки тому +19

      No way

    • @ultra_gagayay
      @ultra_gagayay 3 роки тому +10

      Hmmm vun fekt

    • @dustojnikhummer
      @dustojnikhummer 3 роки тому +12

      Train Engine vs Train Cart

    • @Kiwi2703
      @Kiwi2703 3 роки тому +64

      Yeah that didn't make much sense lmao

    • @MrTohawk
      @MrTohawk 3 роки тому +24

      There exist more than 2 trains, so trains do carry a lot more cargo than 2 trains worth

  • @6z0
    @6z0 3 роки тому +3558

    The “Troll Platform”
    Good job Norway.

    • @mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420
      @mynameiswalterhartwellwhite420 3 роки тому +133

      Yeah it was basically an entire troll by making it so complicated.

    • @fortune3911
      @fortune3911 3 роки тому +19

      LMAO

    • @93h
      @93h 3 роки тому +6

      Why do i see you all over youtube lmao?

    • @gunjanshah13
      @gunjanshah13 3 роки тому +5

      Fun Fact :
      All of the 10 biggest stars know To human are in Milkyway galaxy,
      I have a whole video about 10 Biggest Stars and info about them.

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 3 роки тому +42

      @@gunjanshah13 all of the stars known to humans are in the Milky Way. Stars in other galaxies are too far away to locate individually.

  • @CarthagoMike
    @CarthagoMike 3 роки тому +419

    Still nothing compared to Poland, where the entire country ánd its inhabitants moved an astonishingly 400 kilometers to the west after the second World War.

    • @kovu8230
      @kovu8230 3 роки тому +5

      Not the entire country, only the areas called kresy wschodnie. The people from the east moved to the west, that's all.
      Edit: The kresy people now inhabit the voivodeships of lubuskie, zachodniopomorskie, dolnośląskie and warmińsko-mazurskie

    • @tomasvrana6765
      @tomasvrana6765 3 роки тому +4

      Not people, just country ;)

    • @CarthagoMike
      @CarthagoMike 3 роки тому +11

      @@tomasvrana6765 The people as wel.
      Hundreds of thousands of poles from the eastern half were relocated to the new western territories, whereas the former Prussian population were all relocated to Germany.

    • @Stormbladekiin
      @Stormbladekiin 3 роки тому

      BAHHABABHHA
      Bruh XD

    • @nickpro8116
      @nickpro8116 3 роки тому +3

      I am reluctant to call that a single thing.

  • @irvingchies1626
    @irvingchies1626 3 роки тому +555

    Amazon: includes free shipping on sales over 50 usd
    Nordic countries:

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +4

      Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear irv

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 3 роки тому +1

      Amazon Prime has no minimum for free shipping.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 3 роки тому +44

      @@AxxLAfriku sir, this is a wendys.

    • @irvingchies1626
      @irvingchies1626 3 роки тому +3

      @@mirzaahmed6589 prime is still 12(?) dollars at the very minimum and that would be over the 5 billion dollar the platform costs already

    • @Jester4460
      @Jester4460 3 роки тому

      @@cageybee7221 lol

  • @kaleb9564
    @kaleb9564 3 роки тому +5153

    Yes. Almost as insane as not using Toyota Corollas as a measuring unit.

    • @miricobladetail9670
      @miricobladetail9670 3 роки тому +116

      Yup no one cares about it's weight in aircraft carriers.

    • @davidlewis4237
      @davidlewis4237 3 роки тому +72

      Troll A weighs just under 271, '05 Toyoda Corollas :)

    • @SatMan18
      @SatMan18 3 роки тому +6

      @@davidlewis4237 thanks but i want to see old RLL

    • @skyguy1236
      @skyguy1236 3 роки тому +12

      Didn't he use meters as well? He just did that for comparison...

    • @Blubb5000
      @Blubb5000 3 роки тому +15

      @@davidlewis4237 So a Corolla weighs 4428 metric tons???

  • @riliryrimaddyvia9630
    @riliryrimaddyvia9630 3 роки тому +2171

    Finally , something that we didnt ask but was awnsered

  • @stomms
    @stomms 3 роки тому +46

    And no single photo of an object itself... especially when relocation of it was broadcasted on TV...

    • @fozze9456
      @fozze9456 3 роки тому +1

      It is u can google

    • @darrengantt
      @darrengantt 2 роки тому

      I was thinking the same thing. 8 minute video with tons of research wasted on the strange comparisons to random things and places, and no actual visuals of the subject.

  • @SnootchieBootchies27
    @SnootchieBootchies27 3 роки тому +31

    The impressive part for me is that not only did someone think that this was a good idea, they managed to convince a whole lot of others that it would work. And then it did!

    • @Meower68
      @Meower68 Рік тому +2

      It's been noted that some countries are better at long-term planning than others. Norway actually has a Sovereign Wealth Fund, worth over USD 2 trillion, which is where the government is actively investing money, globally, rather than running a deficit and owing money. The taxes are high in Norway but higher education is paid for by taxes, all the way to PhD-level (assuming you can pass the tests and show that you have the proficiency to go that far) and medical treatment is paid for by taxes. The two biggest things which hold other countries down are:
      * the inability of talented-but-poor people to get the education which might enable to them to make a big contributions
      * medical care costs shortening lives and putting people into bankruptcy
      Norway has beaten both of these things. They are VERY good at long-term, strategic thinking and planning.

  • @m4z805
    @m4z805 3 роки тому +7705

    All of this technology, and yet we still can't move yo mama.

  • @TheTwick
    @TheTwick 3 роки тому +1591

    I work for a company called Continental Drifters, LLC. We move cities, countries, and yes even the big rocks. We currently can only move a 2.5 CM per year but we guarantee we move anything, eventually. Wanna live in the Southern Hemisphere, we can get you there, eventually.

    • @HolowatyVlogs
      @HolowatyVlogs 3 роки тому +247

      Not gonna lie, you had me in the first half.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 3 роки тому +105

      Sounds like a job for me, see you at work in 100-100,000 years. (Eh I'll get there when I get there)

    • @SunnyandBunny
      @SunnyandBunny 3 роки тому +91

      Oh tectonic plates has been commercialised?

    • @beepool4849
      @beepool4849 3 роки тому +9

      Had me in the first half not gonna lie

    • @pulkitmohta8964
      @pulkitmohta8964 3 роки тому +36

      You better give me a good pay for moving something 2.5cm per year

  • @wut273
    @wut273 3 роки тому +421

    Imagine after 5 years of construction and 200 km long voyage, they got trolled by the troll

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars 3 роки тому +1

      Well, if you were educated. You’d know that engineers actually try to fix these problems because, well...they’re engineers.

    • @wut273
      @wut273 3 роки тому +2

      @@Void_Wars what problem?

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars 3 роки тому +1

      It’s strength, people thought it would collapse because it displaced a lot of water. But it’s surface are was made up for because of its design.

    • @delicatehumanoid415
      @delicatehumanoid415 3 роки тому +1

      @@Void_Wars problem? :trollface:

  • @InventorZahran
    @InventorZahran 3 роки тому +58

    Real Life Lore: *makes a video with 'logistics' in the title*
    Wendover: "You're stealing my audiance!"

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 3 роки тому +1

      No, Wendover is air logistics. this is water logistics.

    • @trademarkedits
      @trademarkedits 3 роки тому

      @@sirBrouwer ? Wendover has submarine, aircraft carrier, and oil rig videos (and probably more that I haven’t seen)

    • @sirBrouwer
      @sirBrouwer 3 роки тому

      @@trademarkedits he did diverge. But note that my reaction is about 8 months old.

  • @polyblank728
    @polyblank728 3 роки тому +903

    A gas field named troll just sounds like it would explode at any given moment

    • @maplemoviesofficial
      @maplemoviesofficial 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @Ytekai_
      @Ytekai_ 3 роки тому +4

      agreed,, xD

    • @Slim9867
      @Slim9867 3 роки тому +22

      a troll is an ancient human created fiction character

    • @polyblank728
      @polyblank728 3 роки тому +5

      @@Slim9867 I was linking the name with internet troll not folklore

    • @communistbird1455
      @communistbird1455 3 роки тому

      *IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO*

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 роки тому +189

    A gas field named Troll, now that is just brilliant. Even better when you realize trolls are an important part of Norwegian mythology.

    • @Whiggism
      @Whiggism 3 роки тому +2

      hi again haha

    • @Michael-ks1sn
      @Michael-ks1sn 3 роки тому +3

      Probably made out of trolls that got exposed to the sun light lol

    • @ketamine-consumer5185
      @ketamine-consumer5185 3 роки тому

      troll means ogar, idk how to spell it, the thing sreck is

    • @goat6354
      @goat6354 3 роки тому

      @@ketamine-consumer5185
      Ogre

    • @jochen__
      @jochen__ 3 роки тому +1

      They engage in a moderate amount of tomfoolery

  • @kevinsheppard2312
    @kevinsheppard2312 3 роки тому +77

    5:59
    Those guys’ houses are filling with oil

    • @rndmzr153
      @rndmzr153 3 роки тому +19

      It's the troll platform
      Problem, residents?

    • @kevinsheppard2312
      @kevinsheppard2312 3 роки тому +1

      @@rndmzr153 permanent oil storage units

    • @NorwegianCrazyGuy
      @NorwegianCrazyGuy 3 роки тому +1

      Gas platform*

    • @Michael-ks1sn
      @Michael-ks1sn 3 роки тому +1

      There is no house in about a 750 meter radius IK becuase I live not to far away and I got family working there

    • @nou4898
      @nou4898 3 роки тому +1

      im gonna ruin this 69 likes by liking this comment
      TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 3 роки тому +121

    5:58 "resources sent back 80 km away in 84 seconds" That's 1 km/s. That sounds VERY hard to believe.

    • @DenThaas
      @DenThaas 3 роки тому +5

      we need answers

    • @haystackhider7158
      @haystackhider7158 3 роки тому +23

      @@DenThaas The gas is transported to shore at nearly 2000 mph, or 80 km in 84 seconds, according to Richard Hammond`s video: *"Super Rigs: Troll Offshore Natural Gas Platform"* Also, another fun-fact, the highspeed-fuzes for use (or used) in offshore well-operations to detonate small explosives....burns at 6400 m/s (!) (primacord)

    • @equim7363
      @equim7363 3 роки тому +3

      @@haystackhider7158 2000 mph... sounds bullshit. Hammond must be fooled.

    • @haystackhider7158
      @haystackhider7158 3 роки тому +11

      @@equim7363 Its all real buddy. Google it. Cheers

    • @nou4898
      @nou4898 3 роки тому +3

      yea ik
      also 69th like

  • @riliryrimaddyvia9630
    @riliryrimaddyvia9630 3 роки тому +549

    Fun fact:
    Did you know the the eiffel tower was actually a temporary attraction.

    • @octoriagaming1277
      @octoriagaming1277 3 роки тому +61

      Yes I do, but it remained because it got popular

    • @reeceoshaney5971
      @reeceoshaney5971 3 роки тому +54

      Last week I went up and down my my stair case 306 times equal to the Eiffel Towers stair case to the top.

    • @svenr2889
      @svenr2889 3 роки тому +28

      @@reeceoshaney5971 why tho?

    • @preston9344
      @preston9344 3 роки тому +10

      @@reeceoshaney5971 good to know lol

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 3 роки тому +44

      @@octoriagaming1277 ummm no. It was nationally hated, and the people of Paris and prominent national magazines called it an eyesore, and demanded it be taken down. It only remained because the military used it to intercept radio communications, greatly helping the French during the world war 1 march on Paris by the Germans.

  • @Henchman1977
    @Henchman1977 3 роки тому +366

    Something isn't right about the speed of the gas/oil through the undersea pipeline. 80km in 84s works out to 3400km/hr. The flow rate I can find for gas/oil is measured in m/s, topping out at 100 ish km/h...
    80km in 84mins maybe?

    • @oguzhangezer4290
      @oguzhangezer4290 3 роки тому +9

      idk but my guess is pressure, also 84 mins is soo slow? don't you think

    • @tilmantilman3309
      @tilmantilman3309 3 роки тому +3

      up! Was asking myself the same question.

    • @hellelujahh
      @hellelujahh 3 роки тому +133

      This raised my eyebrow too, it would be quite uncomfortable for the precious oil to be breaking the sound barrier in transit 😬

    • @hellelujahh
      @hellelujahh 3 роки тому +54

      Although supersonic oil would be really cool!

    • @FrntRow
      @FrntRow 3 роки тому +36

      Yeah I got to 34,000kph that's faster than escape velocity. Pretty sure the liquid would boil from friction 🤸

  • @IllusiveDude
    @IllusiveDude 3 роки тому +39

    Engineers: "we're gonna move a million ton rig 200km offshore"
    Everybody: "Theres norway that will work"

    • @Michael-ks1sn
      @Michael-ks1sn 3 роки тому

      Heard the nor-way joke by every turist in Norway ever

  • @chirayu_agrawal
    @chirayu_agrawal 3 роки тому +27

    The ending was like - take a brilliant course and you will know how to tow a megastructure 200km into the sea.

  • @discworldandknownspace4491
    @discworldandknownspace4491 3 роки тому +57

    "Of course, when the neutron star began to warp space and time itself, we knew we were in trouble."

    • @Ethan11892
      @Ethan11892 3 роки тому +6

      But nothing will happen thanks to today's sponsor, NordVPN.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +131

    RLL: "Trains carry a lot more cargo than just two trains worth"
    Me: *Visible confusion*

    • @Littleton3513
      @Littleton3513 3 роки тому +2

      Hi

    • @m4z805
      @m4z805 3 роки тому +1

      Everywhere I go, I see him.

    • @quitbeinsilly1062
      @quitbeinsilly1062 3 роки тому +11

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache this guy, your not funny. You’re just annoying now

    • @nitro5364
      @nitro5364 3 роки тому +5

      @@quitbeinsilly1062 stfu

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 3 роки тому

      Aye

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 3 роки тому +52

    Sealand is my favorite offshore platform. We recognize its independence

  • @shuhratkessikbayev8886
    @shuhratkessikbayev8886 3 роки тому +130

    "Heavier than 7 Nimitz class aircraft carriers"
    Americans will use anything as a unit of measurement besides the metric system and it's funny coming from an American

    • @memeg8076
      @memeg8076 3 роки тому +5

      It’s weird because we’re taught it in school, so why not use both? They go hand in hand.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 роки тому +5

      @@sniccups6794
      I think common vehicles work better though. Surprisingly, the average American doesn't have a mental grasp on the size and weight of Nimitz class aircraft carriers.
      But I do like it when pop-sci measures in giraffes.

    • @trademarkedits
      @trademarkedits 3 роки тому +5

      @@BonaparteBardithion personally I find “7 nimitz class carriers” easier to visualize than “350,000 Toyota corollas”🤣

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 3 роки тому

      @@trademarkedits
      Well, when you put it that way... 😅

    • @N-olla
      @N-olla 3 роки тому +2

      @@trademarkedits yeah i agree, though the easiest way to visualize this is to think about it as 72.6 quadtrillion pencils

  • @storytellerstudiostm9409
    @storytellerstudiostm9409 3 роки тому +37

    Me: Hi, I plan on shipping the Statue of Liberty to Alaska.
    Postal Guy: That will be 0.50¢ for shipping.
    Me: Ridiculous.

    • @gurrrn1102
      @gurrrn1102 3 роки тому +2

      Half a cent?!

    • @Shinning_Sky
      @Shinning_Sky 3 роки тому +2

      @@gurrrn1102 give him a full cent and say... keep the change my guy 😌

    • @gurrrn1102
      @gurrrn1102 3 роки тому

      @@Shinning_Sky I’m not your guy, frieeeend!

    • @leoortiiiz
      @leoortiiiz 3 роки тому

      lame

  • @BigBrownMemes
    @BigBrownMemes 3 роки тому +6

    "It can make 65000 gallons of gasoline which can fulfill Norways requirements 3 times over"
    Or it can keep my Bronco filled for a week

  • @dethtour
    @dethtour 3 роки тому +2

    My dad actually worked on it while it was being towed. He said it was the craziest thing he had ever seen. He was there as a welder working for a ship repair company from Port Arthur, TX. Had to be flowed in to mainland and they were on stand-by following the rig till they got there then they finished up a few things need to get done to be operational. He was gone for a couple months because it was a long trip getting that thing over there and they couldn't travel fast.

  • @khj5582
    @khj5582 3 роки тому +9

    You should have explained why they decided to build the entire thing on land first, and whether that experiment was successful or not in terms of subsequent platforms also being built this way.

  • @ConcerningReality
    @ConcerningReality 3 роки тому +21

    Fantastic video! I will bow out of the race to have the top video on this topic, even though I beat you to it by a few years 😉

    • @tjdrumman
      @tjdrumman 3 роки тому +3

      You deserve more subscribers.

    • @jeffreysurksum3699
      @jeffreysurksum3699 3 роки тому +3

      Just watched your video - great production value for a smaller channel!

    • @juliaenglish9105
      @juliaenglish9105 3 роки тому +2

      Concerning Reality commenting on a RLL video!? My worlds are colliding.

    • @ConcerningReality
      @ConcerningReality 3 роки тому

      @@tjdrumman thanks! Regardless, going to keep putting out content every Monday 💪

    • @ConcerningReality
      @ConcerningReality 3 роки тому

      @@jeffreysurksum3699 thank you!!

  • @teokotsi1232
    @teokotsi1232 3 роки тому +8

    For me the most satisfying think is that the platform was constructed and transported in the 1990's

  • @daned8635
    @daned8635 3 роки тому +1

    I love your videos, most of them are very informative imaginative and entertaining. You have a few boring ones, but overall they are amazing! Keep up the good work

  • @TrentEngineFan
    @TrentEngineFan 3 роки тому

    Your channel is amazing! Keep up the good work!

  • @Colphin
    @Colphin 3 роки тому +4

    You should do one about the Sleipner A platform move as well!
    Partway through the move, the concrete in one of the cell walls in the legs failed, and the pumps got overloaded, so the platform started sinking into the fjord at 1m/minute.
    When the platform hit the ocean floor it triggered a magnitude 3.0 earthquake
    They had the entire thing fixed up in less than a week, truly an engineering masterpiece

  • @Hydratz
    @Hydratz 3 роки тому +4

    Im actually more impressed that it took just 10 tugboats to move over a million tons

  • @anthonyteper8991
    @anthonyteper8991 3 роки тому

    I like your vids and have been watching your vids for the past 4 years or so. Keep up the good work 👍

  • @nunyabidniz2079
    @nunyabidniz2079 3 роки тому

    Great video! As always!

  • @richwood2741
    @richwood2741 3 роки тому +3

    I remember watching this on the news. It was not as big of a deal here in the U.S . But it was still a news worthy thing that came on enough that over 20 years later i still remember the event. Thanks for the good memories.

  • @JJMHigner
    @JJMHigner 3 роки тому +4

    I remember clearly a great Discovery Channel program on this. Extraordinary project and risky move! Ever seen the inside of those legs? Amazing.

    • @NorwegianCrazyGuy
      @NorwegianCrazyGuy 3 роки тому +1

      been there. I also saw when they floated it out to location. It was epic

  • @GTM754
    @GTM754 3 роки тому

    Love your channel bro i’ve learned a lot more watching your videos ❤️❤️❤️

  • @herzogsbuick
    @herzogsbuick 3 роки тому +1

    I remember watching this happen as a kid, there were a bunch of specials on Discovery and TLC, still so cool

  • @ryanqube9132
    @ryanqube9132 3 роки тому +96

    RealLifeLore: "The Insane Logistics of Transporting the Biggest Object in History"
    Me: "we talking about my mom now? not cool bro"

  • @farmerlucas1853
    @farmerlucas1853 3 роки тому +18

    "Trains carry a lot more than just 2 trains can" What?

    • @SploderZimAnderzoon
      @SploderZimAnderzoon 3 роки тому +2

      I had trouble understanding that part

    • @reeckoyoshi5887
      @reeckoyoshi5887 3 роки тому +3

      You can't change your friends but you can change your friends.

    • @chriss2241
      @chriss2241 3 роки тому +1

      I think he meant that trains can carry more weight than what two trains weigh

    • @saptarshidechaudhury9573
      @saptarshidechaudhury9573 3 роки тому

      He meant trains carry a lot more than just 2 train cars

    • @circuit10
      @circuit10 3 роки тому +1

      @@chriss2241 No, obviously trains can carry more weight than than themselves and can therefore carry INFINITE WEIGHT!

  • @AdrianParsons
    @AdrianParsons 3 роки тому +2

    Have you ever seen the Gravity Base Structure for the Hibernia platform (& oil field of the same name)? It was designed to cope with the issue of unhooking rigs and moving them in order to avoid iceberg collisions. It dose this by being so large, heavy, & strong that they just let the bergs hit the rig & get ground into bits!
    It went so far over budget & became so expensive that the design was never repeated.

  • @jackchapuis2935
    @jackchapuis2935 3 роки тому +1

    Finally my guy is uploading

  • @matthewwilson7635
    @matthewwilson7635 3 роки тому +29

    2:27 had a flash back to just cause 3 there

  • @christianasvang1265
    @christianasvang1265 3 роки тому +3

    The gas actually uses about 1.5 hours from the platform to Kollsnes, dont know where 84 seconds came from. Source is my dad who is Technical Chief of the Troll A platform, its his job to know all these numbers and that all the techical systems on the platform works.

    • @fawesum
      @fawesum 8 місяців тому

      I guess he meant minutes, not seconds.

  • @demven04
    @demven04 3 роки тому +1

    Impossible to imagine the scale of this project. Unbelievable, crazy, and mind-blowing

  • @johnfergurson5454
    @johnfergurson5454 3 роки тому

    Is it just me or is this the second upload in a week?
    I am loving this☺☺☺

  • @kas5899
    @kas5899 3 роки тому +10

    2300: How humanity moved the entire Moon.

  • @stoplookingatmynamelol595
    @stoplookingatmynamelol595 3 роки тому +56

    ah yes, a question ive always wanted answered

    • @KingCohen
      @KingCohen 3 роки тому +1

      exactly lol

    • @yashjadhavyj.500subscriber6
      @yashjadhavyj.500subscriber6 3 роки тому +4

      Not Mines Though😞!!!!!

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 3 роки тому

      Who cares how they moved it, what matters is how to destroy it

    • @NorwegianCrazyGuy
      @NorwegianCrazyGuy 3 роки тому

      @@ireplytoeverything3122 Troll A is anchored to the seabed with vacuum tanks. They are technically constructed to be able to reverse, meaning it could float back up, be towed back to shore, and dismantled back on land

  • @kingstonaluko3894
    @kingstonaluko3894 3 роки тому +1

    Finally RealLifeLore makes videos every 2 days a bit better than 1 video per 2 weeks

  • @adrianlba3233
    @adrianlba3233 3 роки тому

    I saw it on Nebula yesterday. Love it

  • @IslandlifeIoW
    @IslandlifeIoW 3 роки тому +12

    Why is everything “insane”? Are hyperbolic superlatives too challenging to Google?

  • @ravirawat.49
    @ravirawat.49 3 роки тому +53

    imagine someone is literally watching this video on that elevator

    • @NorwegianCrazyGuy
      @NorwegianCrazyGuy 3 роки тому +4

      No, no phones allowed outside the living quarters due to chanse of gas and spark hazzards

    • @SoWhat1221
      @SoWhat1221 3 роки тому +1

      I very much doubt there's internet in there.

  • @simonolthenorwegian
    @simonolthenorwegian 3 роки тому +2

    It was kinda surreal for me when you mentioned the Kollsnes refinery. It's like 10 km away from where I live and I can see the torch from my living room.

  • @alijazzyo4392
    @alijazzyo4392 3 роки тому +1

    Great video!!!!

  • @provenxreaperx
    @provenxreaperx 3 роки тому +3

    Finest of Norwegian engineering, imagine the simulations and calculatinons done before the build and move.

  • @snrfootball4353
    @snrfootball4353 3 роки тому +3

    You should have credited this video to megaprojects, seems really weird you uploaded this a couple of weeks after his upload

  • @nitinsaxena4906
    @nitinsaxena4906 3 роки тому +1

    Nice 👍👍👍 And also informative 👍👍👍

  • @hanulhope
    @hanulhope 2 роки тому

    Very good delivery. Satisfied client. Will order more..

  • @StillUp2Date
    @StillUp2Date 3 роки тому +3

    So that's where the biggest Troll on earth is located...

  • @FingeringThings
    @FingeringThings 3 роки тому +136

    This could be a very elaborate yo mama joke

    • @ricardosenpai6121
      @ricardosenpai6121 3 роки тому +11

      There someone already said a yo mama joke here lol

    • @pablocastro_
      @pablocastro_ 3 роки тому +3

      Perfect for matt colbo

    • @msgpatient7850
      @msgpatient7850 3 роки тому +1

      @@pablocastro_ the chronic heart failure is the best one

    • @pablocastro_
      @pablocastro_ 3 роки тому

      @@msgpatient7850 yesssss

    • @Tb0n3
      @Tb0n3 3 роки тому +5

      "All that being said, the Troll A platform is still not the heaviest thing moved across the earth's surface. That honor, of course, goes to yo mama."

  • @duvaruva
    @duvaruva 3 роки тому +1

    While watching your video I always feel relaxed

  • @neereshbadal6209
    @neereshbadal6209 3 роки тому +1

    You make the best vids

  • @JELazarus
    @JELazarus 3 роки тому +9

    A burning question remains: How many Toyota Corollas does the platform weigh?

  • @TmanaokLine
    @TmanaokLine 3 роки тому +6

    Hang on: First you said that the rig was 80KM off shore, then you said it was 200KM from the coast, I think you meant 200KM from where it was built. Also you mispoke while talking about train cars, you really gotta review these more mate.

  • @blackwater7183
    @blackwater7183 3 роки тому

    Wow this is very impressive and inspiring!

  • @theoffshoot8798
    @theoffshoot8798 3 роки тому +1

    As an offshore petroleum application scientist. I approve of this video. Keep up the good work

  • @JuiceBlack
    @JuiceBlack 3 роки тому +18

    5:55 wait.. pumping the resources over 80kms in just 84seconds surely means it is being pumped and travelling fast than the speed of sound? Hmmm 🤔🤔🤔

    • @Pet_Hedgehog
      @Pet_Hedgehog 3 роки тому +4

      thats 3 times the speed of sound

    • @aymen9316
      @aymen9316 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah thats what i thought too,its weird

    • @DanielGarrido02
      @DanielGarrido02 3 роки тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing and scrolling down the comments to check if I wasn’t crazy.
      Thats either a mistake in the video or oil somehow being pumped at Mach 3 lol

    • @Julie-jm3zp
      @Julie-jm3zp 3 роки тому +2

      @@DanielGarrido02 This video is full of mistakes...gas traveling faster than sound, trains “obviously” carrying more than two trains, and “usually these are built on-site, or they are assembled on-site.” Whoever runs this channel was asleep the day they made this lmao

  • @ramen_9588
    @ramen_9588 3 роки тому +16

    When you're so early that RealLifeLore hadnt got a million subscribers yet.

  • @Happy_Fun_Ball
    @Happy_Fun_Ball 3 роки тому +2

    You need to do a video on if a country has moved entirely due to invasions from an invader or invasions of the country which allowed it to change its location completely

  • @StopChangingUsernamesYouTube
    @StopChangingUsernamesYouTube 3 роки тому +1

    I wonder if there's a similar plan for when that eventually gets capped. It's fun to think it might just get inspected for structural issues, then picked up and moved elsewhere to be scrapped or resume operations.

  • @rafaeldavid32
    @rafaeldavid32 3 роки тому +3

    I guess that Troll-A offshore oil rig was influenced by the same construction method used in Beryl-Alpha offshore oil rig (I think it was laid down in the 70's), although the height of B-Alpha was around 128 m and that's just the legs & foundation. Troll-A was like the mega version of B-Alpha.

    • @NoMoYOUsernames
      @NoMoYOUsernames Рік тому +1

      According to Wikipedia Beryl-Alpha was indeed the first Condeep oil rig that was built, back in 1975 - and Troll A was the last one (so far) in 1995. A total of 14 were built and I believe all of them are still in operation today. The name Condeep is referring to «concrete deep water structure». The concept was invented by the civil engineer Olav Mo. His company «Offshore Concrete» patented the concept in 1972 and then the company «Norwegian Contractors» further developed the concept from 1973.
      Due to being cheaper, floating rigs and underwater installations have been preferred since.

  • @du_nut_tuch_me4230
    @du_nut_tuch_me4230 3 роки тому +3

    USA: "We've penetrated this pocket and no gas came out."
    Norway: "lol"
    Troll Gas Field: "lol"

    • @zwan1886
      @zwan1886 3 роки тому

      US is the world's largest producer of gas right now

  • @alparslankorkmaz2964
    @alparslankorkmaz2964 3 роки тому +1

    Very good job.

  • @oneeco
    @oneeco 3 роки тому +1

    I can imagine a worker actually watching this video going down that elevator, while being surprised by the facts.

  • @valtersplume3726
    @valtersplume3726 3 роки тому +25

    "We need to take this gas platform and push it somewhere else!"

  • @ChiticMihai
    @ChiticMihai 3 роки тому +5

    Someone HAS TO go on the platform and watch this in the elevator on the way down.

  • @f.z.6554
    @f.z.6554 3 роки тому

    Just wanted to let you know, that I love your videos. 😅

  • @finley1578
    @finley1578 3 роки тому +2

    I live in a seaside town and years ago Hundreds if massive heavy rocks that weigh about maybe 2 tonnes were delivered by cargo boats all the way from Norway. It’s amazing how though. The water here is very shallow and the boats managed to park and unload! All together there are probably almost 1000 rocks.

  • @mattthomas1442
    @mattthomas1442 3 роки тому +11

    A video about my Mother in Law. Nice!

  • @raphlvlogs271
    @raphlvlogs271 3 роки тому +3

    imagine converting the rig in to a prison after the oil was depleted.

  • @siam9914
    @siam9914 3 роки тому

    More videos like these pls

  • @ConcerningReality
    @ConcerningReality 3 роки тому +1

    2 hours and already double the views of the video I made on this topic 2 years ago 😂 Great video!

  • @jmproductions7731
    @jmproductions7731 3 роки тому +3

    Thought I clicked on a Wendover Productions video at first 😂😂

  • @blackkissi
    @blackkissi 3 роки тому +3

    finally something in my subscription feed, that isn't about the US election

  • @ManOfScienceManOfFaith
    @ManOfScienceManOfFaith 3 роки тому +1

    I've seen this on TV of all things. That stuff still shows some interesting stuff now and then, y'know?

  • @michaelmontgomery4048
    @michaelmontgomery4048 3 роки тому

    This guys transitions into the ads are unmatched.

  • @abeljohnson6
    @abeljohnson6 3 роки тому +3

    I bet the engineers who built this platform used BRILLIANT or else it would not be possible

  • @hector8078
    @hector8078 3 роки тому +41

    1 viewed
    26 likes
    17 comments
    UA-cam: Not my job-

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 3 роки тому +3

      @Prabath Hemachandra always has been and will be

    • @nikolatesla7077
      @nikolatesla7077 3 роки тому

      Well not everyone comments, what you on about

    • @richieThach
      @richieThach 3 роки тому +5

      For fucks sake, how many times does this have to be posted? It’s simply server lag...

  • @redlancelot2634
    @redlancelot2634 3 роки тому

    My favorite channel yay

  • @jenn2992
    @jenn2992 3 роки тому

    This video is brilliant

  • @markcarey8426
    @markcarey8426 3 роки тому +6

    Would be nice to see more live action than this graphic.

    • @XBlueBeam
      @XBlueBeam 3 роки тому

      Then go watch a channel that isnt dedicated towards animation.

  • @AlphaCoach
    @AlphaCoach 3 роки тому

    new real life lore banger🔥🔥🔥💯

  • @hawtpotato90210
    @hawtpotato90210 3 роки тому

    hey i love your channel

  • @sarthsingh3271
    @sarthsingh3271 3 роки тому +30

    Wendover productions: HOW DARE YOU

    • @ConcerningReality
      @ConcerningReality 3 роки тому +3

      Me who created this video two years ago: HOW DARE YOU? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JuanMatteoReal
      @JuanMatteoReal 3 роки тому +3

      @@ConcerningReality Man you've got a nice Naval Mines series.

    • @ConcerningReality
      @ConcerningReality 3 роки тому +4

      @@JuanMatteoReal Thanks! I work on naval mines in the navy. We use those videos as training for newer people.

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 3 роки тому +2

      Simon Whistler: how dare anybody?

    • @sayujraphael
      @sayujraphael 3 роки тому

      @@mirzaahmed6589 Megaprojects!