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Oh my gawd this is sooo me when i came back to Malaysia To all Malaysians out there i love yall and because of yall,Malaysia is my favourite country and kalau ada nk ajak ajak makan mamak lepak lepak jemput laaaa haha 😂 damnnn stay up in Malaysia for 4 years is pay off
Very funny dude..some african once asked me " which country you think i am from" then i answered Nigeria. Then he started to mumbling about continents of africa, how many countries in there, how he also dont like african, even impersonate nigerian accent. Just want to explain to me the difference. Well who know the difference and the fact that nigerian is majority foreigner in malaysia. But nowadays we dont call african Nigerian anymore. We call "Wakanda foreva.."
"here in Malaysia.. Racism is like being a casual racists.. Its not like racists in america.. We talk shit about other cultures and also about our own cultures as a joke.. Not as an offensive intent towards others.. Racism is everywhere but only in Malaysia/singapore where we can joke about it and not get offended.. Idk if ur malaysian too.. But if lets just say someone talks shit about ur culture as a joke but its also true.. We laugh along.. Its not a racist intent to demean a person and race.. Even tho its racist.. But we don't make a super big deal of it here.. Everyone inclusing chinese, malay, indians and makes racists jokes just for laughs.. And we laugh along.. But there are limits still just don't joke too far.. " -some random dude named Apizza ZubehReee
Which is still pretty bad. That’s one thing about a joke, how are you joking something racist and say it’s not racist? Where some people here still get abused, making fun , and bully for their skin and culture. That is not something to joke about. Not only Malaysian likes to be racist, they’re also colorist asf. And don’t get me started how they treated non-caucasian who come to Malaysia to study or work. The way they call black people ‘N’ word, they treat black people as if they’re criminal and dangerous, it’s disgusting. Malaysian love to preach about perpaduan etc but do shits like that , literally going backwards, so ignorant and insensitive. It’s true this country ‘racism’ doesn’t go far like killing other races but it’s too far being normalized in this country and it needs to stop!!
@@KpopLovers4eva88 well that's actually how we live. being born black in malaysia and having malays joking about my culture, it's aight. i would NEVER take any offense from it. except if they take it too far. something like george floyd or how we were being slaved in the past. though my parents are american. malaysia has become my native language to the point where my english is not as good as my parents. I can't even speak in that language fluently. but my point here is, we don't really take racism jokes here too seriously. we, too, find it hilarious. but just as i said, not to take it too far. as long as you don't do that, it's all cool. don't worry. lmao. we living here just fine. hanging out with the homies, all cool. don't need to overreact. appreciate your concerns but trust me, it's all good.
@@KpopLovers4eva88 kau xde members India cina semua... Kau takkan paham LA bocah... Basic dah mengata ii gurau camtu.. Taktau la Kalau kau ni jenis cepat menangis Bila kena kata😂
The " macha I'm not black I'm just chocolate ha. " Joke really reminded me of my english teacher back in elementary school he use to bring a wall paint colour code book and bookmarked a page in the book... So whenever someone called him dark/black he would open the bookmarked paged and put his face side by side with the book and bam he read out the colour code and the colour name... And said " aye I'm not black ah I'm Rich Chocolate Brown "
I can hear the ladies laughed out more and the loudest so am I at home, there were tears and I fell from my sofa. Just too good ..a comfort during this lockdown.
Lama dah youtube recomended kt aku cptain khalid ni setiap kali layan stand up laugh factory tapi tak tergerak hati nak tengok..hari ni baru tergerak nak tengok..memang best 👍👍
Africa is not a country but continent..Africa has many countries like angola,kenya,Zimbabwe,congo,ghana,senegal,Cameroon,Botswana,gabon,Mozambique and more..pehh menghafal aku tgok peta hahaha😂
dude...I got friends from Nigeria and I watch a lot of american movies...the first time I met a black dude during our football friendly games I tried to talk to him like he's american and then he talked to me with that Wakandan accent I was laughing my ass off...and he's confused as hell..
It was like..... they stereotyping people because of their skin colour but forget that err.....chinese are called yellow, malay are brown and Indian were... chocolate? 😅 anyway....stereotyping is a form of racism so.....try not to say or ask stuff like that to people. They don't need to know your opinion about where do you think they came from.
I drive uber ok. For almost 3 years now. And i havent driven any african america or other african yet. Nigerian student 3 times. Its not stereotyping. Its just a fact. Theres so little african tourist in malaysia. The nigerians are here cuz we invited them by the means of student visas. We have nigerian students in malaysia for decades thats why the officers just assumed hes nigerian. Nigerians are like a part of malaysia by now. Even me as a grab driver ive never met a black american yet.
@@calee-lr3wp dude...as u can see..my statement at the end..got "hahahaha"..why are you so serious???.. Omfg..!!!..hahaha.. If you want to know...malay culture .their parents also advice them try to do not eat ants..because can affect ur memory after years...just joking man...ayoo.
4:41 "bro pergi mampus" direct translation is bro go die but the context or true meaning of it if translated into English is "go to hell" so yeah you are correct.
This dude knows all the malaysian typical culture... When he spoke about indian always fighting.. When their in conversations.. 😂
Because he used to study in a Malaysian university.
@@rash1990ful - hahaha... No wonder..
May i know his name
@@kennedymasilin2690 - captain khalid.. Thats what people call him..
@@pyanayi2952 thanks
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Captain Khalid upload ur full vid please.. 😂😂
ur too good man.. pls excuse if Malaysian offended you in anyway
Man...awak funny. I watched this video several times...
Im orang minyak too...sup my men hahaha
Nice bro
Oh my gawd this is sooo me when i came back to Malaysia
To all Malaysians out there i love yall and because of yall,Malaysia is my favourite country and kalau ada nk ajak ajak makan mamak lepak lepak jemput laaaa haha 😂 damnnn stay up in Malaysia for 4 years is pay off
Love you too! Please come to Malaysia again laaa... Lepak mamak!
iwe timer I definitely will visit Malaysia again and makan roti canai kat mamak sambil tengok bola haha
Sofea Richie haha jom jom lepak
@@sofearichielgbtq9430 hahahaha i know you love Malaysia so much the way you always say mamak n makan 😘 have a good day!
iwe timer jom jom haha
Very funny dude..some african once asked me " which country you think i am from" then i answered Nigeria.
Then he started to mumbling about continents of africa, how many countries in there, how he also dont like african, even impersonate nigerian accent. Just want to explain to me the difference.
Well who know the difference and the fact that nigerian is majority foreigner in malaysia.
But nowadays we dont call african Nigerian anymore.
We call "Wakanda foreva.."
Where we gonna be next 🤣
Where we gonna be next 😂😂wakanda win hahah
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you a fool bro 😂😂🤣 #muchlove
'Some african' ?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you speak english?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 .. i feel you bruh ..i feel you
He was saying that to her
"Pegi mampos?"
The intonation is so polite yet so rude. 😂😂
"here in Malaysia.. Racism is like being a casual racists.. Its not like racists in america.. We talk shit about other cultures and also about our own cultures as a joke.. Not as an offensive intent towards others.. Racism is everywhere but only in Malaysia/singapore where we can joke about it and not get offended.. Idk if ur malaysian too.. But if lets just say someone talks shit about ur culture as a joke but its also true.. We laugh along.. Its not a racist intent to demean a person and race.. Even tho its racist.. But we don't make a super big deal of it here.. Everyone inclusing chinese, malay, indians and makes racists jokes just for laughs.. And we laugh along.. But there are limits still just don't joke too far..
"
-some random dude named Apizza ZubehReee
Racism di Malaysia setakat 'cakap belakang' je . Belum sampai lagi tahap macam George Floyd tu sejak 13 mei 1969 .
Which is still pretty bad. That’s one thing about a joke, how are you joking something racist and say it’s not racist? Where some people here still get abused, making fun , and bully for their skin and culture. That is not something to joke about. Not only Malaysian likes to be racist, they’re also colorist asf. And don’t get me started how they treated non-caucasian who come to Malaysia to study or work. The way they call black people ‘N’ word, they treat black people as if they’re criminal and dangerous, it’s disgusting. Malaysian love to preach about perpaduan etc but do shits like that , literally going backwards, so ignorant and insensitive. It’s true this country ‘racism’ doesn’t go far like killing other races but it’s too far being normalized in this country and it needs to stop!!
@@KpopLovers4eva88 Ok Karen
@@KpopLovers4eva88 well that's actually how we live. being born black in malaysia and having malays joking about my culture, it's aight. i would NEVER take any offense from it. except if they take it too far. something like george floyd or how we were being slaved in the past. though my parents are american. malaysia has become my native language to the point where my english is not as good as my parents. I can't even speak in that language fluently. but my point here is, we don't really take racism jokes here too seriously. we, too, find it hilarious. but just as i said, not to take it too far. as long as you don't do that, it's all cool. don't worry. lmao. we living here just fine. hanging out with the homies, all cool. don't need to overreact. appreciate your concerns but trust me, it's all good.
@@KpopLovers4eva88 kau xde members India cina semua... Kau takkan paham LA bocah... Basic dah mengata ii gurau camtu.. Taktau la Kalau kau ni jenis cepat menangis Bila kena kata😂
african nabil
Yes. I thought im the one who think this lol
hahahahaha...agreed
Agreed
Hahahaahahhaahahah damn that right😂i laugh until my mulut sakit lahh aduiii hahahaahahahah
Omg, now i see 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"dey dey dey"
"friday friday friday"
bangang tul 😂
The " macha I'm not black I'm just chocolate ha. " Joke really reminded me of my english teacher back in elementary school he use to bring a wall paint colour code book and bookmarked a page in the book... So whenever someone called him dark/black he would open the bookmarked paged and put his face side by side with the book and bam he read out the colour code and the colour name... And said " aye I'm not black ah I'm Rich Chocolate Brown "
Truth is, all humans have different shades of brown & that's exactly it.
I am Malaysian man.. you’re hell damn funny bro! Really no offense when u get us malaysian trolled with your comedian.. keep it up..!😂😂👍🏻👍🏻
😊
@@james-kp8bh wtf is wrong with you lol
@@james-kp8bh eww.. you are the most disgusting person ever.. dasar dirty mind person..
I can hear the ladies laughed out more and the loudest so am I at home, there were tears and I fell from my sofa. Just too good ..a comfort during this lockdown.
you said it
Nowdays people react in malaysia about black people. Where is that black people come from? He from Wakanda 😂
Hahahahaha
I'm a brown African (south side) studying in Malaysia too and you're killing me bro 😂
Prakash, what have you done hahahaha
Huish steady abang ni wui.... Memang bangga rasa dia kalau ada orang luar negara faham culture Malaysia huhu
Memang steady.... I love my country
Who From Malaysia ? 🙋
🙋♂
me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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🙋♂️
🙋♂️🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾
Me
Where can I watch the full video? Really potong stim
Really potong stim haaa...hahahaha..you so funny too bro..😂😂😂
Me too.. Potong stim .. Xpuas
Hahah
So ya found it?
Patrick Ohm ya men potong stim
I clicked because I thought you was KSI
RIGHT. i thought it was ksi too...
Who’s KSI though 😅🤔
@@CaptainKhalid ksi is youtuber/boxing
Same
SAME😂
i knew that something was wrong when she called me "orang minyak" hahaha thug life bro
Gawd .... this is effing hilarious!!
Luv his unexpected punchlines. With those facial expression and gestures, how not to love this dude man!!! ❤️
So smooth and relaxed, reminds me of David Chappelle.
Idol,, i wish i was him in Half Baked movie.. true story come to movie😜
Once upon a time in my life, i was convinced by others that tarzan was tanzanian... The biggest lie in my life 😥
He's freaking hilarious!never gets old
Still watch it on 2019 and I still laugh hard. 😂
if you're black and you have small eyes we call you "somesingwong"="something wrong" LOL
Lol just know
Sum Ting Wong. It's a Chinese name that went viral.
@@milksomecows No
Vigoss Virus “Ho Li Fuk” and “Sum Ting Wong” XD
Is that what it means? Lol
Banyak kali dah tengok.. Tapi setiap kali tengok mesti gelak hahahahahaahahah
I've no idea how many times i've seen this already
Who came here because of UA-cam Recommendation?
Me
Me!
This always brings a smile for me😂
Lama dah youtube recomended kt aku cptain khalid ni setiap kali layan stand up laugh factory tapi tak tergerak hati nak tengok..hari ni baru tergerak nak tengok..memang best 👍👍
Africa is not a country but continent..Africa has many countries like angola,kenya,Zimbabwe,congo,ghana,senegal,Cameroon,Botswana,gabon,Mozambique and more..pehh menghafal aku tgok peta hahaha😂
And Wakanda
Ni mesti pilih negara benua afrika Kalo lawan men game bola😂😂😂
hahaha paling kuat pn pilih ghana ngan nigeria je bro..
But all of them are black tho
but malaysian only remember nigeria...what a dumbass ideology
dude...I got friends from Nigeria and I watch a lot of american movies...the first time I met a black dude during our football friendly games I tried to talk to him like he's american and then he talked to me with that Wakandan accent I was laughing my ass off...and he's confused as hell..
Mannnn your languages spoken are way toooo pure😭
How I miss Malaysia haha someone adopt me there now please hahahaha terimah kasih from 🇵🇭
Thank you so much.❤ Needed this😂😂😂😂😂
"BRO PERGI MAMPUS"oh my god,😂😂😂
From the laugh sound ...it's seems there's a lot of women in his show...
high pitch sounds louder dude basic science
@@mpwanihalisi158 nah ur mom
Im from malaysia & you are hella funny man!
Only good friends will teach you Pergi Mampus as Excuse me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In Malaysia , they didn't count people from their skin color .. That's why I love Malaysia
AZIZULXONE the politic did bother about skin colour I don’t know why
@@Lemonade-n2t coz we have alot stupid "MB"...
Not true
Skin colour no, religion yes
Not true
😂🤣
Thank You sooo much dearest sweetie 💐
Be Blissful 🙏🏼😇
dude, you are funny and i can't stop laughing.
"but it mde u shit a lot right?"
"ermm NO! We're immune"
We need the full show... 😭
Here you go ☺️
ua-cam.com/video/rgrEULnWyII/v-deo.html
@@CaptainKhalid when is next show?
Your timing was so perfect.. LOL..u re so funny..
This made me rolling on the floor bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its because most black skinned foreign student here are from nigeria.
zact lee this is not an excuse to be uneducated ,you need to read more
Moha no we just assume theyre the nigerian students. Because its rare to see black tourists in malaysia.
you are wrong.you need to speak to them once in a while
It was like..... they stereotyping people because of their skin colour but forget that err.....chinese are called yellow, malay are brown and Indian were... chocolate? 😅
anyway....stereotyping is a form of racism so.....try not to say or ask stuff like that to people. They don't need to know your opinion about where do you think they came from.
I drive uber ok. For almost 3 years now. And i havent driven any african america or other african yet. Nigerian student 3 times. Its not stereotyping. Its just a fact. Theres so little african tourist in malaysia. The nigerians are here cuz we invited them by the means of student visas. We have nigerian students in malaysia for decades thats why the officers just assumed hes nigerian. Nigerians are like a part of malaysia by now. Even me as a grab driver ive never met a black american yet.
U r one funny guy man.. gud one khalid.. lmfao..
I can imagine all the situations he described. You hit the nails, khalid😆😆
2:32 me: why he quiet all of sudden
2:40 me: LAUGHING INTENSELY
I like the pauses. Its comedy timing
The Nigeria part was so accurate lmao, When my mom sees someone black, She starts referring to them as “Nigerians” lmao
2 years has passed, this video still funny af
I laughed so hard! So funny! Hope he does a show again in KL again. Definitely will get tickets 👍
Dude, you're so...ooooooo funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is gold....
youtube ada masalah dah setahun baru nmpak video ni.lawak lah khaled.
This so hillarious mr khaleed... love to see more videos from u...
Deyh deyh deyh ..... so relatable 😂😂
What did he say from 1:58 - 2:02 I couldn't understand what he's saying
i've watched this twice before, I'm watching this again in 2021... still funny
Omg! I'm very proud of you even everyone you seen is very racist but you are still very positive. The best comedian ever!!!!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️
Good Job with your comedian Captain Khalid
how can you remember all those malay conversation? wow if I were you, i not remind back
because you ate too much MSG...hahahah
@@unknownuser677 nothing's wrong with msg lmao
@@calee-lr3wp dude...as u can see..my statement at the end..got "hahahaha"..why are you so serious???..
Omfg..!!!..hahaha..
If you want to know...malay culture .their parents also advice them try to do not eat ants..because can affect ur memory after years...just joking man...ayoo.
@@unknownuser677 ah okay then
@Bald Head chill bro , jgn marah2.
Gotta love Malaysia and love you bro for good cracks .. hope to see you in northern part of the country
Typical Malaysian society. Good one Khalid🤣🤣 I enjoyed this one
Mcm knal.....haha...anak buah pak ya..😂😂😂
@@khairuljiki6712 ahahah siot kantoi
Ohh maii gudnesss . Tenkiuuu... Ahhahahah.. so funny.. n utube has recommend this to me. Hahahahaah... Ur soo funny😂👏👏👏
You just make my day... 😍😍😍😍 Lawak sgt
Lawak dia ni.. .boleh ckap tergnu.. Kelanta.n ..kedah.. Satu kelebihan... Terbaik
The "pergi mampus" made me laugh so hard
I come back here again and again 😂
WHERES THE FULL VERSION?! I WANT MORE OF THIS 😭
wow you nailed it keep it going
Dude , I got tears in my eyes !!!!
Funny AF man. Great job
omg great set!! im a fan of stand up comedy i can say yours better than most of the guys at the comedy store. seriously go big mann
CRUZEOO whatt??? Even better than Harith Iskandar??? Cough2
of course! i mean hes got his days... he has some good jokes but most of them are old and cringy
@@oskajohn3795 dude... Harith Iskandar cringy af man.
I am glad YT recommends this video 😂
Hahah so funny .. apa lagi join maharaja lawak la 😂😂
make me laugh non stop ...... day... day...day...
Was there when u started in SEGi captain. Damn proud to see you come this far. Keep up
Damn, it’s been 10years now huh 🙌🏽🙌🏽❤️
Man you are awesome.......Tanzanian in malaysia....big up bruh
Malaysian study African geography.we know Tanzania.
Thank you youtube algorithm, for bringing us here during these hard times
The great way to know malaysian, is to laugh malaysian 😂
Man, i love this guy!!!
You make us Malaysians look at the colour of our skins and laugh at ourselves. Love your jokes about Malaysians.
That girl literally has no chill😂😂🤦
I was actually laugh out of my lungs 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shitt I don't know how I jump to this but this so fucking funny. 😂
wow what a really nice audience.
come back to Malaysia " Khalid " and give us more jokes!!!!
"you speak English?!"
😂
Yo my man ! Just found out this video and that was HILARIOUSS. Keep it up man !! 🤟🏻🤟🏻
4:41
"bro pergi mampus" direct translation is bro go die but the context or true meaning of it if translated into English is "go to hell" so yeah you are correct.
Salute to you as a foreigner but could make local jokes
"I feel comfortable with the Indians, 'cause they are the Asian N****s😂😂" - Captain Khalid 2018
May 28,2021- still laughing at his joke.
Bro are you high?hahhahha
When he said macha, i lost it :D hahaha