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Amazing video, genuinely some of the greatest UA-cam I’ve seen and easily my favourite Naruto analysis. I actually learned from this and that was amazing, I can’t wait to see more
its so nostalgic to see these characters and their stories again. this just feels like home. i used to watch the old naruto on tv back when i was a kid and years later i watched both completely back to back. thank you for bringing back old memories
Hell yeah dude. Awesome work, well worth the wait. I can tell you left a lot on the table, which just tells me about how much this meant to you, but I know you don’t want to turn into a Naruto channel, regardless of however much you’ve got left in the tank. Which in terms of content, I’m sure is plenty, but as for energy, is 0, because the effort here is clear. I can’t wait for season 2, and to see you similarly absorbed by whatever you choose for its finale!
Thank you! Yeah, it's unfortunate but my PC was not able to handle longer projects. Premiere Pro felt like I was surfing the 90s internet with a 56k modem lol Can't wait to upgrade honestly. The other problem is still that this is just a one-man-operation. So, going any longer would've extended the dry spell for more than two months and unfortunately, UA-cam rewards mostly consistency. It could've been easily four hours long, but I think I'll revisit Naruto in the future for a clean up. Breakdown the other villages and remaining characters. It pains me to have left out Rock Lee and Mighty Guy's relationship.
Yeah that's always my worry too. Last time it worked. My Attack on Titan breakdown has Kermitson too (dammnit, wish I had used this one 🤣) and it got to 27k views (back then I had only around 80 subs).
FADE IN: EXT. DESERT LANDSCAPE - DAY HAWK (whispering into comms device) Alright, team. Intel suggests the enemy is hiding in the nearby stronghold. Let's move in. JAX (checking his weapon) Roger that, Hawk. I'm ready to take point. LILA (eyeing the terrain) I've got our six, Hawk. Let's move out. HAWK (nodding) Move out! Suddenly, the team is ambushed by terrorists. TERRORIST 1 (shouting) You'll never take us alive! HAWK (returning fire) Take cover! JAX (firing his weapon) I've got multiple hostiles, Hawk! LILA (throwing a grenade) Get down! CUT TO: The team regrouping, battered and bruised. HAWK (to team) We need to keep moving. The weapon is still out there. JAX (wincing in pain) I've got a bad feeling about this, Hawk. LILA (checking her gear) We need to get that weapon before it falls into the wrong hands. AMIR (approaching the team) You're the Sands of Valor team, yes? I've been sent to assist you. HAWK (sizing Amir up) What makes you think we need your help? AMIR (smiling) Let's just say I have skills that will come in handy. CUT TO: The team approaching the stronghold. HAWK (to team) Alright, here's the plan... JAX (interrupting) Hawk, I've got a bad feeling about this. HAWK (firmly) We do this, Jax. We get in, get the weapon, and get out. LILA (nodding) Let's do it! CUT TO: The fierce battle, with explosions rocking the ground and bloodshed everywhere. HAWK (shouting) Take cover! JAX (firing his weapon) I've got multiple hostiles! LILA (throwing a grenade) Get down! AMIR (taking down enemies with ease) I've got your back, Hawk! CUT TO: The final showdown, with Hawk taking down the rogue general. HAWK (gritting his teeth) You're not taking anyone else down today. ROGUE GENERAL (sneering) You're no match for me! HAWK (delivering a deadly blow) I've got news for you. FADE OUT.
Title: Red Sands of Valor In the scorching deserts of a foreign land, a elite team of soldiers, code-named "Sands of Valor", are deployed to take down a ruthless terrorist organization, known as "The Scorpion's Tail". Led by Captain Jameson "Hawk" Wilson, a seasoned veteran of combat, the team consists of experts from different countries, each with their unique skills. As they navigate the treacherous terrain, they are ambushed by the terrorists, leading to a brutal and intense firefight. The team fights their way through the enemy lines, with bullets flying and bodies dropping. They soon discover that the terrorists possess a deadly new weapon, capable of wiping out entire cities. The stakes are raised when they learn that the weapon is hidden in a heavily fortified stronghold, deep within enemy territory. The team launches a ferocious assault on the stronghold, with explosions rocking the ground and bloodshed everywhere. They fight their way through the enemy's defenses, with hand-to-hand combat and gruesome killings. As they near the weapon, they face off against the rogue general, who unleashes his personal guard, a team of ruthless mercenaries. The battle is fierce and intense, with the Sands of Valor team taking heavy casualties. In a last-ditch effort, Hawk and Amir launch a final attack, with Hawk taking down the general in a brutal hand-to-hand combat. With the weapon destroyed and the enemy defeated, the team extracts from the stronghold, but not without scars, both physical and emotional. They return home, hailed as heroes, but forever changed by the horrors of war.
Bro I ain't watch Naruto or Shippuden and I ain't ever have an interest in it cuz it's so dang long. But goddamn if this isn't the best incentive to actually watch it. It'd be especially interesting to keep what you've laid out in mind while watching it.
You can half it by skipping the filler episodes (besides a few comedic ones). The filler just destroys the pacing. I wish they'd re-release it as an abridged version to tidy everything up. Maybe the announced remake will fix all that.
Hashirama the worst character in Naruto, dude is a failed Naruto who failed very badly and he’s a Mary Sue who’s strong for no reason and has powers no one else has for no reason he strong for no reason unlike people like madara who spent their whole lives training and obtaining power and power ups
COPYRIGHT EDITS/TRIMS: A couple moments throughout the video had to be trimmed out because of copyright issues. TV Tokyo rejected my disputes. So, this version is still up for the comments but I've re-uploaded a new edit to avoid copyright issues.
Superb Naruto Analysis!
Great video!
this video deserves waaaaaayyyyy more views
my favorite part is that this is entertaining along with informative.ive watched this 3 times already lol, so many gems, bro keep it up pls 🙏🏼
“Modern problems require old fashion solutions” was one of the funniest things I’ve heard on UA-cam
Agreed😂
Amazing
Amazing video, genuinely some of the greatest UA-cam I’ve seen and easily my favourite Naruto analysis. I actually learned from this and that was amazing, I can’t wait to see more
Thank you! That is much appreciated. More is on the way!
super thanks.
Thank you for the effort.
I could have watched another 2 hours. really great.
Man I can not overstate how much i love the interjection of professor Kermit speeches on yr videos ❤😊
I miss watching Naruto for the first time
As always, on point!
That End was gold :D
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
yes finally thank you. can't wait to start watching it.
Good video 👍
its so nostalgic to see these characters and their stories again. this just feels like home. i used to watch the old naruto on tv back when i was a kid and years later i watched both completely back to back. thank you for bringing back old memories
Such a great video about one of the best anime's!
I never watched Naruto, but watching this video makes me want to give it a try
What an absolute joy to watch
as a german i love the last bit xD
Hell yeah dude. Awesome work, well worth the wait. I can tell you left a lot on the table, which just tells me about how much this meant to you, but I know you don’t want to turn into a Naruto channel, regardless of however much you’ve got left in the tank. Which in terms of content, I’m sure is plenty, but as for energy, is 0, because the effort here is clear. I can’t wait for season 2, and to see you similarly absorbed by whatever you choose for its finale!
Thank you! Yeah, it's unfortunate but my PC was not able to handle longer projects. Premiere Pro felt like I was surfing the 90s internet with a 56k modem lol Can't wait to upgrade honestly. The other problem is still that this is just a one-man-operation. So, going any longer would've extended the dry spell for more than two months and unfortunately, UA-cam rewards mostly consistency. It could've been easily four hours long, but I think I'll revisit Naruto in the future for a clean up. Breakdown the other villages and remaining characters. It pains me to have left out Rock Lee and Mighty Guy's relationship.
😎
featuring kermitson so prominently means that they will never let this video leave algo-hell
Yeah that's always my worry too. Last time it worked. My Attack on Titan breakdown has Kermitson too (dammnit, wish I had used this one 🤣) and it got to 27k views (back then I had only around 80 subs).
FADE IN:
EXT. DESERT LANDSCAPE - DAY
HAWK
(whispering into comms device)
Alright, team. Intel suggests the enemy is hiding in the nearby stronghold. Let's move in.
JAX
(checking his weapon)
Roger that, Hawk. I'm ready to take point.
LILA
(eyeing the terrain)
I've got our six, Hawk. Let's move out.
HAWK
(nodding)
Move out!
Suddenly, the team is ambushed by terrorists.
TERRORIST 1
(shouting)
You'll never take us alive!
HAWK
(returning fire)
Take cover!
JAX
(firing his weapon)
I've got multiple hostiles, Hawk!
LILA
(throwing a grenade)
Get down!
CUT TO:
The team regrouping, battered and bruised.
HAWK
(to team)
We need to keep moving. The weapon is still out there.
JAX
(wincing in pain)
I've got a bad feeling about this, Hawk.
LILA
(checking her gear)
We need to get that weapon before it falls into the wrong hands.
AMIR
(approaching the team)
You're the Sands of Valor team, yes? I've been sent to assist you.
HAWK
(sizing Amir up)
What makes you think we need your help?
AMIR
(smiling)
Let's just say I have skills that will come in handy.
CUT TO:
The team approaching the stronghold.
HAWK
(to team)
Alright, here's the plan...
JAX
(interrupting)
Hawk, I've got a bad feeling about this.
HAWK
(firmly)
We do this, Jax. We get in, get the weapon, and get out.
LILA
(nodding)
Let's do it!
CUT TO:
The fierce battle, with explosions rocking the ground and bloodshed everywhere.
HAWK
(shouting)
Take cover!
JAX
(firing his weapon)
I've got multiple hostiles!
LILA
(throwing a grenade)
Get down!
AMIR
(taking down enemies with ease)
I've got your back, Hawk!
CUT TO:
The final showdown, with Hawk taking down the rogue general.
HAWK
(gritting his teeth)
You're not taking anyone else down today.
ROGUE GENERAL
(sneering)
You're no match for me!
HAWK
(delivering a deadly blow)
I've got news for you.
FADE OUT.
Horryyyy sheeeeet it's finally here!😁
Title: Red Sands of Valor
In the scorching deserts of a foreign land, a elite team of soldiers, code-named "Sands of Valor", are deployed to take down a ruthless terrorist organization, known as "The Scorpion's Tail". Led by Captain Jameson "Hawk" Wilson, a seasoned veteran of combat, the team consists of experts from different countries, each with their unique skills.
As they navigate the treacherous terrain, they are ambushed by the terrorists, leading to a brutal and intense firefight. The team fights their way through the enemy lines, with bullets flying and bodies dropping. They soon discover that the terrorists possess a deadly new weapon, capable of wiping out entire cities.
The stakes are raised when they learn that the weapon is hidden in a heavily fortified stronghold, deep within enemy territory. The team launches a ferocious assault on the stronghold, with explosions rocking the ground and bloodshed everywhere. They fight their way through the enemy's defenses, with hand-to-hand combat and gruesome killings.
As they near the weapon, they face off against the rogue general, who unleashes his personal guard, a team of ruthless mercenaries. The battle is fierce and intense, with the Sands of Valor team taking heavy casualties. In a last-ditch effort, Hawk and Amir launch a final attack, with Hawk taking down the general in a brutal hand-to-hand combat.
With the weapon destroyed and the enemy defeated, the team extracts from the stronghold, but not without scars, both physical and emotional. They return home, hailed as heroes, but forever changed by the horrors of war.
Bro I ain't watch Naruto or Shippuden and I ain't ever have an interest in it cuz it's so dang long. But goddamn if this isn't the best incentive to actually watch it. It'd be especially interesting to keep what you've laid out in mind while watching it.
You can half it by skipping the filler episodes (besides a few comedic ones). The filler just destroys the pacing. I wish they'd re-release it as an abridged version to tidy everything up. Maybe the announced remake will fix all that.
@@NarrativeArcade a remake was announced?!??
@@koskk_ ignore that. I misunderstood. It's four new Naruto episodes for the 20th anniversary. 😅
@@NarrativeArcade lmao
Sub or die!! 😂 I only watch subbed as well, looking forward to this breakdown!
Hashirama the worst character in Naruto, dude is a failed Naruto who failed very badly and he’s a Mary Sue who’s strong for no reason and has powers no one else has for no reason he strong for no reason unlike people like madara who spent their whole lives training and obtaining power and power ups
I genuinely agree. For him being hyped as big as he was. It wasn't on the same level as Madara 😭