[contest entry] [O.H.] Stick: "Not So Fast!" [Sparta Dramatic Remix]

here's a base i intended to use long ago and never did.
i'll be honest, nothing in particular prompted this. i just thought about the contest, this idea came into my head, and i immediately dropped the megalovania ytpmv i was working on so i could finish this.
have fun, nerds.
and because quackers wants it, since this is an entry for his contest:
#QuackSRContest2