The number of stories here that involve someone being over their friends house when friends or their mom or another person is being abused is truly freaking scary.
I'll give you the abridged version of my story. When I was nine my mother befriended a woman in charge of a support group for single moms. This woman was not a single mother. I would learn later on in life that her overall goal was to try to get people to go to her church. She and my mom developed a friendship that was shaky at best but she trusted her enough as a babysitter. This woman had three kids of her own and all of them had their issues, but her oldest son was a real piece of work. He was big into wrestling, his favorite wrestler was known as "The FINAL SOLUTION.." 😳. (Yes, this guy existed in the late 80s early 90s days of either WWF or wcw. I want to say his name was Ludwig borga.) In any case, we're being watched by her one day and she goes on her enclosed back porch to take a rather lengthy phone call. Her son decides to act as if he's being friendly and tells me he's starting a two-player game of bad dudes on his nes. I was 9 at the time, he was 16. He stood at 6 ft 2 and had an easy 130 lb on me. Before you get ahead of yourself, no this isn't going where you think it is. In any case I'm looking forward to playing some Nintendo and as I sit down and grab the second player controller, he tells me to stand up because I'm sitting on his car keys. I do so, and he gets my attention by telling me to turn around. When I turn around, he kicked me in the gut and I double over. He then puts me into a powerbomb position, lifts me up, and jackknifes me on to his bed. I hit so hard I roll backwards and bounce landing with my knees on my shoulders and my neck bent in an awkward position. After I caught my breath, I got up and ran out of the room crying. When I told his mother what he had just done, she went into panic mode and begged me not to tell my mom. I was nine, I felt as if I was going to be in trouble if I had. However, two days later, I couldn't move my neck properly. I was in a lot of pain. I finally broke and told my mom everything, she took me to the hospital and had me x-rayed. Thankfully my neck wasn't broken, but I had to deal with a cluster of pinched nerves for over a week. My mom chewed out his mom and she was never used as a babysitter again. Coincidentally, a few years later when I became a teenager, one I'll never claim was a genius, I got into backyard wrestling with my friends. Word got around and who should show up? This woman's son. He was an adult by now and he felt like throwing around teenagers would be a great idea. he was also a dad at this point and in the process of teaching his toddler a certain 45° angle salute at a certain step associated with a cobra chicken. He saw me and this sadistic grin spread across his face. That grin would be wiped off about a half an hour later. One of my friends who was involved in the whole backyard wrestling thing was also in martial arts, he started teaching me legitimate submission holds. By now, this guy was a big fan of the wrestler "rhyno." When he went to go utilize the gore on me (basically a really sloppy spear) I absorbed the impact and put him in a guillotine choke. I held him there until he practically passed out. When my friends "helped him back to his feet" another friend who was well aware of his reputation waited until he was being held in pretty much a t-pose to hit him with a full impact superkick. He didn't grin much more after that because he lost a couple of teeth in the process. So, vindication?
I just realized I left two separate unrelated comments on this same video lol. What can I say, I enjoy watching your vids! You guys are real, and not the crappy AI narrators we're so often inundated with. Please continue to upload content frequently, because you've spoiled me. I can simply no longer bear those robotic voices, so I rely on you guys to keep me entertained while gaming/crafting/filing my nails, etc. You've got a good thing going, and I hope folks continue to recognize just how precious another human voice is, in this day and age. Keep up the awesome work!
Yea. Judging by the amount of videos of house cats destroying laptop screens by biting them... Yea... A dog definitely has the bite strength to wreck a phone, at least the screen... Remember that dogs, as animals that derive from wolves, are predatory animals and their jaws are strong.
Hate to tell you, but my dog has chewed on my Samsung S24 ultra phone. He grabbed it out of my purse and destroyed my otterbox case and was starting on my phone before I grabbed it from him. He's a chewer, he's eaten countless remotes, shoes, table legs. He's a 1 1/2 year old Weimaraner and a heavy chewer.
Not to trivialize the severity of the abuse illustrated in these stories, but merely to add a bit of comic relief. So I was around, oh, maybe 12 or younger, staying at my Aunt and Uncle's house. I was sleeping in the same room as my cousin, who was around my age. We had separate beds, and I was almost asleep, when my cousin sat bolt upright in bed, pointed to the corner of the room, and hollered, "There....THERE!!! Do you see it?!?!?" I was like, "huh....what?" I couldn't see anything. It didn't help that I wore glasses at the time and they were off for the night, so even if there had been something in the corner, it would have likely been too blurry for me to make it out. She then flopped back on the bed and let out a moan, completely dead to the world. My first encounter with a sleep-talker. ;)
Hi, I just wanna say how much I love listening to all the stories that you put on your channel. I’m totally blind and I really enjoy listening. Also, I’m having my gallbladder removed on Tuesday and I am trying so hard to not think about it so your channel is also a very good distraction. Thank you. Hope to hear from you.
The first time I ever tried smoking weed we were at my friend's house. Hilariously, we smoked it through a red bull can like it was a makeshift crack pipe. So im chilling listening to this chill AF band called Pelican on my iPad (really ages this story) and I want to share it with my friends. I pull out my friends laptop and try to look it up on UA-cam. His internet is out. I freak the fuck out and try snapping his laptop in half because it won't work. That day I learned weed is not kind to me, makes me paranoid. Probably because I have a very controlling type personality. I went home shortly after my friend saved his laptop lol
2:18 bro you don't need to feel this bad. Just tell her: I'm so sorry, I wish I hadn't had the need. And keep in mind that it's human to have to shit, like we can't be expected to never have an emergency like that. It's a basic bodily need.
I was playing with a neighbourhood kid, his sibling, and my usual friend once when I was about 8 or 10, somewhere in there. And the boy brought out a golf club. We knew not to hit cars, so we were being very careful playing with a ping pong and nerf ball to nor break anything as we hit balls down the street. When I took my turn I didn't know the kid had come up too close, didn't look because I was negligent, and hit the kid right above the eye. There was blood everywhere. Instead of apologizing I ran home and hid because I was sure my parents were going to murder me for doing damage, especially to a human. I did get in a TON of trouble, got hit a lot, but not because I hurt the kid but because I didn't help him after. edit: the kid was okay. the face/head bleeds a lot, but he didn't even need stitches, it was just a cut from the club coming too fast/too close.
My very first phone was a Virgin Mobile. That thing was INDESTRUCTIBLE. Now that I have touch screen phones, they break so easily that I'm constantly having to get new ones because I drop it somewhere or something. Don't underestimate old phones.
Holy shit Twilight Zone and the Villisca Axe Murder House in one video (I have a scary experience with Twilight Zone and from the Villisca Axe Murder House)
for anyone who's wondering "a kid from the desert" does seem to be different from someone who isn't, we love exploring creepy areas probably because there's nothing better to do, ever 😂 I'd know, being one myself and having some friends who were from elsewhere being more cautious so if you're ever thinking of moving the desert like Antelope Valley California or surrounding areas, don't, I'm pretty sure others will do more stupid things out here just out of boredom, luckily I just deal with being bored by having a lot of animals I don't explore much nowadays amd I never broke into s house someone was living in
Not exactly a guest but a part time nanny. To preface, I love my job. I've worked for this family for eight years and I love those kids like they were my own. But there was a period of time for maybe 2-3 months where they just didn't have any hand soap. Their bathtub used shower gel, no bar soap, and the only actual soap I could wash my hands with was dish soap. But using dish soap for too long dries tf out of your skin, and I get eczema on my hands in cold weather, so that was an unpleasant experience for me. And it's not like they were poor or anything, far from it. I never brought it up cuz I didn't wanna be rude, but god that was a weird couple of months.
Yup. That's weird you would suffer so much unnecessarily with harmful soap if you can bring your own. It'd be worth it and you needn't ever explain it to the homeowner.
I once had a sleepover at a friend's house, where I was sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor of his and his brothers's room. At some point in the night, I woke up and his younger brother asked if I wanted to switch beds, where he was on the top bunk. I said sure, thinking nothing of it. Shortly after we switch, I realize, the bed was very cold, and come to realize the younger brother pissed his bed. I was too much of a pushover to confront him in the moment, but I definitely brought it up to both of them the next day, and told the younger brother it was absolutely not okay that happened.
I will give u my story.. One time I when to a friends house and her dad (36) was looking at me weirdly and soon after 1am he took me into the guest room and pin me down and raped me I was only 10..at the time I'm now 24 and this left a scar on my life now I have trust issues...edit:pls dont trust everone trust jesus is the one u can trust❤
My roomate and i literally had kraft mac tuna casserole for dinner two nights ago, and the leftover last night. Fckn bomb both nights! Dont insult the mac n tuna
Maybe my mother's different - not only would I have not been allowed to go to her house ever again, but I wouldn't have been allowed to ask her over, either. And nice or not, Mom would have been right.
What the fuck did you do that she still forgave you for and not kick you out LIKE BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING ROOM FUCK DID YOU DO TO ALMOST GET KICKED OUT
@@lydiamourningstar2028 Best not to get involved, exactly why my mother stood so firm: she'd tried and failed with my older siblings, living to regret it. Never ever the child's fault, but there are the nightmare parents to deal with when they pick up their child from your house.
Story 14 (16:08) reminds me of a time I was on a small dive boat out in the middle of the ocean with a small group of people for a week, a mix of men and women. We had all been warned repeatedly not to use to use too much toilet paper or to flush tampons down the toilet, because it was finicky and would clog if abused. So one night I woke up to use the bathroom, went in, and did my gory business. Naturally I was the one to clog the persnickity toilet. I had to go and get a crew member who worked for quite some time to unclog it. The thing made an ungodly grinding noise every time he tried to flush, I'm sure waking up most of the passengers. Later I found out he'd found a tampon in there, but I swear it wasn't mine. Can't prove it, but some other chick must have disobeyed the rules, and I took the fall for it. I refuse to believe my own substantial offering was the sole culprit, but what can I say....I'm a super duper pooper. :p
we have a family joke about my one aunt (mom and uncles older sister who has passed away) turning off lights when she wants us to know she is around. The family was at my uncle and aunts house talking about something and the light went out i happened to say "My aunt who has passed away named says i am right and wants to be heared." but turned out the power in the house went out it freaked all of us out.
Just finished the story about the boyfriend sleep talking and the girl thought someone broke in. I CANT WAIT to move in with my girlfriend cause she talks in her sleep too. That lowkey sounds so fun lol.
The one where the kid got mauled by the rabid dog really fucking got me. I was attacked by my ex girlfriend’s dog. Went for my throat but she hit it and it only got my mouth, fucking scariest few hours of my life.
Hey. Heads up for anyone who doesn't know, a dog can 100% chew up your phone bad enough to need a new one. My first dog when I was a kid was a mini aussie and she completely destroyed my phone in the 10 minutes I was talking to my mom out of the room and this was an iPhone 5.
52:52 this whole story good to know I’m not the only one who stayed in a relationship for too long because it was my first relationship and I didn’t know better
58:43 you absolutely would eat that in prison. I know you’re probably exaggerating, or maybe you really think you would turn it down, but you wouldn’t. If you haven’t been incarcerated before, you truly have no clue how desperately hungry you can get.
Haunted doll in a red dress.....I own a doll in a red dress which is also haunted ish I woke up from a dead sleep to see a lady with curly hair and in a dark dress coming out of my wall at the foot of my bed A few weeks later I find this little 8 or 10 inch porcelain doll in a dark red dress and curly hair I felt compelled to buy her so I did on the way back to my freinds house (her dad was driving us) I went omg omg it's the lady that came threw my wall a few weeks ago Shes now sits on my self as she one of thouse dolls that's ment to sit on the edge of a shelf and have their legs dangling over the edge
Wait, wait... These kids are in a vehicle with still intact doors and suspect a predatory animal outside... The last thing I would do would be opening any window or door. Wait it out. National Parks recommend just staying in the car during a mountain lion encounter. So... Yust stay in the bus. Let that cat climb all over it but just keep any access points shut. If these kids grew up in mountain lion territory... I guess this would have been some neat educational topic for them... I know, I don't have any real mountain lion experience... In Germany the thing that concerns me most when in a forest would be wild boar. They are probably more dangerous than wolve as these feral pigs are more likely to attack. It's common advice that if you hit one with your car, you stay in the car. These creatures can survive the impact and will attack when hurt. Even with broken legs they still fight, they have a strong bite and the males have tusks. So... I just assume that a random prowling bug cat would best be encountered from inside a vehicle.
Craft Mac and cheese mixed with tuna is good I eat it all the time. Just don't use tuna in oil or other substances. Only water tuna with the water drained
10:40 yea... I'm definitely German. Bread and cheese had me thinking of slices of bread with slices of cheese on top... So a very, very minimalistic sandwich or cheese Butterbrot or however bread with just one topping is called in English...
Narrator clearly doesn’t own an android or iPhone. If they do….. they most certainly don’t own a dog. My old Nokia survived a bull mastiff but three of my siblings iPhones did not.
I don't know if it's an urban myth but some have claimed cars have caught fire from water bottles acting like convex lenses and focusing the sun on the upholstery
Wth nothing wrong with struggle meals we don't eat tuna we only could afford kraft on sale but canned chicken was always on sale and we'd mix the chicken with the knock off mac n cheese and have chicken casserole..
Hate to burst your bubble, but my 9 months old boxer puppy completely destroyed my very expensive phone by using it as a chew toy for 15 minutes. This summer and not years ago 😅
Enjoyed listening to your stories. Can I suggest something different in the background? My husband unlifed himself so the guns shooting and blood are disturbing to me. I am not being critical but can you please consider something different? I hope to receive a positive response. People have a bad habit of being negative on social media.
I don't know why, but hearing about people just freezing when scared just irritates the HELL out of me. Either do something or run away when you're scared, don't just stand there like a moron!
Don’t hate on tuna surprise. My best friend and I would eat that a lot in high school because neither of our parents had much money. The “surprise” was a can of peas. 🤌🏻
The number of stories here that involve someone being over their friends house when friends or their mom or another person is being abused is truly freaking scary.
I am the bad guy for helping the abused. Welcome to the true land of the Mexicans California.
I'll give you the abridged version of my story.
When I was nine my mother befriended a woman in charge of a support group for single moms. This woman was not a single mother. I would learn later on in life that her overall goal was to try to get people to go to her church.
She and my mom developed a friendship that was shaky at best but she trusted her enough as a babysitter.
This woman had three kids of her own and all of them had their issues, but her oldest son was a real piece of work. He was big into wrestling, his favorite wrestler was known as "The FINAL SOLUTION.." 😳. (Yes, this guy existed in the late 80s early 90s days of either WWF or wcw. I want to say his name was Ludwig borga.)
In any case, we're being watched by her one day and she goes on her enclosed back porch to take a rather lengthy phone call.
Her son decides to act as if he's being friendly and tells me he's starting a two-player game of bad dudes on his nes.
I was 9 at the time, he was 16. He stood at 6 ft 2 and had an easy 130 lb on me. Before you get ahead of yourself, no this isn't going where you think it is.
In any case I'm looking forward to playing some Nintendo and as I sit down and grab the second player controller, he tells me to stand up because I'm sitting on his car keys.
I do so, and he gets my attention by telling me to turn around. When I turn around, he kicked me in the gut and I double over. He then puts me into a powerbomb position, lifts me up, and jackknifes me on to his bed.
I hit so hard I roll backwards and bounce landing with my knees on my shoulders and my neck bent in an awkward position.
After I caught my breath, I got up and ran out of the room crying.
When I told his mother what he had just done, she went into panic mode and begged me not to tell my mom. I was nine, I felt as if I was going to be in trouble if I had.
However, two days later, I couldn't move my neck properly. I was in a lot of pain. I finally broke and told my mom everything, she took me to the hospital and had me x-rayed. Thankfully my neck wasn't broken, but I had to deal with a cluster of pinched nerves for over a week.
My mom chewed out his mom and she was never used as a babysitter again.
Coincidentally, a few years later when I became a teenager, one I'll never claim was a genius, I got into backyard wrestling with my friends.
Word got around and who should show up? This woman's son. He was an adult by now and he felt like throwing around teenagers would be a great idea. he was also a dad at this point and in the process of teaching his toddler a certain 45° angle salute at a certain step associated with a cobra chicken.
He saw me and this sadistic grin spread across his face. That grin would be wiped off about a half an hour later. One of my friends who was involved in the whole backyard wrestling thing was also in martial arts, he started teaching me legitimate submission holds. By now, this guy was a big fan of the wrestler "rhyno." When he went to go utilize the gore on me (basically a really sloppy spear) I absorbed the impact and put him in a guillotine choke.
I held him there until he practically passed out. When my friends "helped him back to his feet" another friend who was well aware of his reputation waited until he was being held in pretty much a t-pose to hit him with a full impact superkick.
He didn't grin much more after that because he lost a couple of teeth in the process.
So, vindication?
vindication.
I just realized I left two separate unrelated comments on this same video lol. What can I say, I enjoy watching your vids! You guys are real, and not the crappy AI narrators we're so often inundated with. Please continue to upload content frequently, because you've spoiled me. I can simply no longer bear those robotic voices, so I rely on you guys to keep me entertained while gaming/crafting/filing my nails, etc. You've got a good thing going, and I hope folks continue to recognize just how precious another human voice is, in this day and age. Keep up the awesome work!
1:36:33 there are dogs who rip license plates off cars and eat them so an alaskan malamute can DEFINITELY destroy a modern cellphone
Yea. Judging by the amount of videos of house cats destroying laptop screens by biting them... Yea... A dog definitely has the bite strength to wreck a phone, at least the screen... Remember that dogs, as animals that derive from wolves, are predatory animals and their jaws are strong.
Hate to tell you, but my dog has chewed on my Samsung S24 ultra phone. He grabbed it out of my purse and destroyed my otterbox case and was starting on my phone before I grabbed it from him. He's a chewer, he's eaten countless remotes, shoes, table legs. He's a 1 1/2 year old Weimaraner and a heavy chewer.
Are dog toys not enough for him ?
Yeah the dog in this story is a malamute too, which can get huge and have a powerful bite.
Not to trivialize the severity of the abuse illustrated in these stories, but merely to add a bit of comic relief. So I was around, oh, maybe 12 or younger, staying at my Aunt and Uncle's house. I was sleeping in the same room as my cousin, who was around my age. We had separate beds, and I was almost asleep, when my cousin sat bolt upright in bed, pointed to the corner of the room, and hollered, "There....THERE!!! Do you see it?!?!?" I was like, "huh....what?" I couldn't see anything. It didn't help that I wore glasses at the time and they were off for the night, so even if there had been something in the corner, it would have likely been too blurry for me to make it out. She then flopped back on the bed and let out a moan, completely dead to the world. My first encounter with a sleep-talker. ;)
Hi, I just wanna say how much I love listening to all the stories that you put on your channel. I’m totally blind and I really enjoy listening. Also, I’m having my gallbladder removed on Tuesday and I am trying so hard to not think about it so your channel is also a very good distraction. Thank you. Hope to hear from you.
crossing fingers your procedure goes well!
Hope your surgery goes well today! Post an update when you can!
James and Ted sound like fun guys
😂😂😂 true story
The first time I ever tried smoking weed we were at my friend's house. Hilariously, we smoked it through a red bull can like it was a makeshift crack pipe.
So im chilling listening to this chill AF band called Pelican on my iPad (really ages this story) and I want to share it with my friends. I pull out my friends laptop and try to look it up on UA-cam. His internet is out. I freak the fuck out and try snapping his laptop in half because it won't work.
That day I learned weed is not kind to me, makes me paranoid. Probably because I have a very controlling type personality. I went home shortly after my friend saved his laptop lol
Wait, iPad or Ipod?
@@ThingInTheHall iPOD lol. With an o. I think I had like the 2nd or 3rd generation. When they weren't giant thick bricks anymore
26:55 probably a roll up floor mattress like a japanese futon
Yea or just the topper from a box spring. Those are just as thin as the seat covers for porch chairs and can be rolled.
I once went worked at a neighbor's and she had me come in for some water and her home was covered in fleas. I brought home an infestation
Shit
RIP og narrator i guess
2:18 bro you don't need to feel this bad.
Just tell her: I'm so sorry, I wish I hadn't had the need. And keep in mind that it's human to have to shit, like we can't be expected to never have an emergency like that. It's a basic bodily need.
Our springer spaniel chewed through an Ipod. Yes they can definitely destroy a phone.
In story 71 you said a dog couldn't chew up a new phone, bro I'm pretty sure I could chew up my smartphone if I committed to it, a dog easily could
My 14 year old foster dog with no teeth ate my prized mp3 player, chewed right through the metal😔
I was playing with a neighbourhood kid, his sibling, and my usual friend once when I was about 8 or 10, somewhere in there. And the boy brought out a golf club. We knew not to hit cars, so we were being very careful playing with a ping pong and nerf ball to nor break anything as we hit balls down the street. When I took my turn I didn't know the kid had come up too close, didn't look because I was negligent, and hit the kid right above the eye. There was blood everywhere. Instead of apologizing I ran home and hid because I was sure my parents were going to murder me for doing damage, especially to a human. I did get in a TON of trouble, got hit a lot, but not because I hurt the kid but because I didn't help him after. edit: the kid was okay. the face/head bleeds a lot, but he didn't even need stitches, it was just a cut from the club coming too fast/too close.
My very first phone was a Virgin Mobile. That thing was INDESTRUCTIBLE. Now that I have touch screen phones, they break so easily that I'm constantly having to get new ones because I drop it somewhere or something.
Don't underestimate old phones.
As a mom with kids who stay the night alot...shame on that mom for not just getting tf out for a few minutes tbh.
This is one of my favorite videos so far! Great collection of stories
As someone who is poor and eata tuna mac regularly screw you guys. That's damn good protein.
Craft Mac n cheese and tuna is the broke person's version of tuna helper kmsl.. it's what we call a struggle meal. I've been there.
Holy shit Twilight Zone and the Villisca Axe Murder House in one video (I have a scary experience with Twilight Zone and from the Villisca Axe Murder House)
Omg!! I cant stop. Laughing at the james bs ted story🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Your lungs begin to swell shut!" .... wtf?? 😅😂🤣🤣🤣
for anyone who's wondering "a kid from the desert" does seem to be different from someone who isn't, we love exploring creepy areas probably because there's nothing better to do, ever 😂 I'd know, being one myself and having some friends who were from elsewhere being more cautious
so if you're ever thinking of moving the desert like Antelope Valley California or surrounding areas, don't, I'm pretty sure others will do more stupid things out here just out of boredom, luckily I just deal with being bored by having a lot of animals I don't explore much nowadays amd I never broke into s house someone was living in
Not exactly a guest but a part time nanny. To preface, I love my job. I've worked for this family for eight years and I love those kids like they were my own. But there was a period of time for maybe 2-3 months where they just didn't have any hand soap. Their bathtub used shower gel, no bar soap, and the only actual soap I could wash my hands with was dish soap. But using dish soap for too long dries tf out of your skin, and I get eczema on my hands in cold weather, so that was an unpleasant experience for me. And it's not like they were poor or anything, far from it. I never brought it up cuz I didn't wanna be rude, but god that was a weird couple of months.
Really..soap is cheap I would have just brought a few 😂
Yup. That's weird you would suffer so much unnecessarily with harmful soap if you can bring your own. It'd be worth it and you needn't ever explain it to the homeowner.
I once had a sleepover at a friend's house, where I was sleeping in a sleeping bag on the floor of his and his brothers's room. At some point in the night, I woke up and his younger brother asked if I wanted to switch beds, where he was on the top bunk. I said sure, thinking nothing of it. Shortly after we switch, I realize, the bed was very cold, and come to realize the younger brother pissed his bed. I was too much of a pushover to confront him in the moment, but I definitely brought it up to both of them the next day, and told the younger brother it was absolutely not okay that happened.
58:46 this is a common poor people meal. Sometimes we’ll add a veg like peas or corn. It does taste better than the concept sounds
I will give u my story..
One time I when to a friends house and her dad (36) was looking at me weirdly and soon after 1am he took me into the guest room and pin me down and raped me I was only 10..at the time I'm now 24 and this left a scar on my life now I have trust issues...edit:pls dont trust everone trust jesus is the one u can trust❤
Mac n cheese n tuna is the bombbbb your crazy bro
My roomate and i literally had kraft mac tuna casserole for dinner two nights ago, and the leftover last night. Fckn bomb both nights! Dont insult the mac n tuna
1:36:33 dont underestimate the Biting force of Dogs. And a modern Smartphone is easy to destroy..
Maybe my mother's different - not only would I have not been allowed to go to her house ever again, but I wouldn't have been allowed to ask her over, either. And nice or not, Mom would have been right.
What the fuck did you do that she still forgave you for and not kick you out LIKE BRO WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING ROOM FUCK DID YOU DO TO ALMOST GET KICKED OUT
If i was OP's mom I would invite that poor child over every chance I get to get them away from the asshole dad
@@lydiamourningstar2028 Best not to get involved, exactly why my mother stood so firm: she'd tried and failed with my older siblings, living to regret it. Never ever the child's fault, but there are the nightmare parents to deal with when they pick up their child from your house.
Story 14 (16:08) reminds me of a time I was on a small dive boat out in the middle of the ocean with a small group of people for a week, a mix of men and women. We had all been warned repeatedly not to use to use too much toilet paper or to flush tampons down the toilet, because it was finicky and would clog if abused. So one night I woke up to use the bathroom, went in, and did my gory business. Naturally I was the one to clog the persnickity toilet. I had to go and get a crew member who worked for quite some time to unclog it. The thing made an ungodly grinding noise every time he tried to flush, I'm sure waking up most of the passengers. Later I found out he'd found a tampon in there, but I swear it wasn't mine. Can't prove it, but some other chick must have disobeyed the rules, and I took the fall for it. I refuse to believe my own substantial offering was the sole culprit, but what can I say....I'm a super duper pooper. :p
Story 80 is terrifying
we have a family joke about my one aunt (mom and uncles older sister who has passed away) turning off lights when she wants us to know she is around. The family was at my uncle and aunts house talking about something and the light went out i happened to say "My aunt who has passed away named says i am right and wants to be heared." but turned out the power in the house went out it freaked all of us out.
I was at a sleepover and discovered my friends’ hamster was no longer with us….
Bro what was story 7😭😭
Just finished the story about the boyfriend sleep talking and the girl thought someone broke in. I CANT WAIT to move in with my girlfriend cause she talks in her sleep too. That lowkey sounds so fun lol.
The one where the kid got mauled by the rabid dog really fucking got me. I was attacked by my ex girlfriend’s dog. Went for my throat but she hit it and it only got my mouth, fucking scariest few hours of my life.
LETSS FEAKING GOOO!! 🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥 KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MY MAN 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥
Feaking??
@@NK-le5hsyes, feaking
26:47 I’m guessing it’s a floor mattress like in Japan. It’s more like a thick quilt then a solid sting and foam mattress you’re used to
This brought up something that happened to me in the 90s as a young man.
58:51 mac and cheese with tuna is an underrated meal!! its goooooooooD!
Bro skipped story 69 just so he didn't have to say "Nice."
55:30 "TL DOCTOR" lmao
oh man that first story is heartbreaking
Hey. Heads up for anyone who doesn't know, a dog can 100% chew up your phone bad enough to need a new one. My first dog when I was a kid was a mini aussie and she completely destroyed my phone in the 10 minutes I was talking to my mom out of the room and this was an iPhone 5.
I have liked every comment as of making this one and reply Edit: what the fuck was the Mr spanks thinking to spank those kids?? Or adults i forgot
just in time
For what for me to see your comment??
52:52 this whole story good to know I’m not the only one who stayed in a relationship for too long because it was my first relationship and I didn’t know better
58:43 you absolutely would eat that in prison. I know you’re probably exaggerating, or maybe you really think you would turn it down, but you wouldn’t. If you haven’t been incarcerated before, you truly have no clue how desperately hungry you can get.
Shit, with peas it’s a common meal in my house 😅
Story 52 was literally just santa
Haunted doll in a red dress.....I own a doll in a red dress which is also haunted ish
I woke up from a dead sleep to see a lady with curly hair and in a dark dress coming out of my wall at the foot of my bed
A few weeks later I find this little 8 or 10 inch porcelain doll in a dark red dress and curly hair I felt compelled to buy her so I did on the way back to my freinds house (her dad was driving us) I went omg omg it's the lady that came threw my wall a few weeks ago
Shes now sits on my self as she one of thouse dolls that's ment to sit on the edge of a shelf and have their legs dangling over the edge
Wait, wait... These kids are in a vehicle with still intact doors and suspect a predatory animal outside... The last thing I would do would be opening any window or door. Wait it out. National Parks recommend just staying in the car during a mountain lion encounter. So... Yust stay in the bus. Let that cat climb all over it but just keep any access points shut.
If these kids grew up in mountain lion territory... I guess this would have been some neat educational topic for them...
I know, I don't have any real mountain lion experience... In Germany the thing that concerns me most when in a forest would be wild boar. They are probably more dangerous than wolve as these feral pigs are more likely to attack.
It's common advice that if you hit one with your car, you stay in the car. These creatures can survive the impact and will attack when hurt. Even with broken legs they still fight, they have a strong bite and the males have tusks. So... I just assume that a random prowling bug cat would best be encountered from inside a vehicle.
Craft Mac and cheese mixed with tuna is good I eat it all the time. Just don't use tuna in oil or other substances. Only water tuna with the water drained
Oooo I'm gonna try that
10:40 yea... I'm definitely German. Bread and cheese had me thinking of slices of bread with slices of cheese on top... So a very, very minimalistic sandwich or cheese Butterbrot or however bread with just one topping is called in English...
wait kraft and tuna is not even bad that was the struggle meal fr
Bloody Mary haha what a story
58:47 pretty much irrelevant, but my family makes this. i actually like it.
Kraft Mac n' cheese with tuna is gross 😫
so do you play just about any game
Story 7: wtf lmao😅😅😅
story 89: that word is considered a slur. it might be worth censoring in the future.
Narrator clearly doesn’t own an android or iPhone. If they do….. they most certainly don’t own a dog. My old Nokia survived a bull mastiff but three of my siblings iPhones did not.
Yo, mac n cheese with tuna is good XD
hakita calls for you to play ultrakill.
I don't know if it's an urban myth but some have claimed cars have caught fire from water bottles acting like convex lenses and focusing the sun on the upholstery
I know the quesadilla guy will get rid of the other narrator's eventually
What?? Also I am replying to every comment I have seen as of making my comment
WTF Ted...
i actually have a good reply for tbis post but i cant find it :-(
Wth nothing wrong with struggle meals we don't eat tuna we only could afford kraft on sale but canned chicken was always on sale and we'd mix the chicken with the knock off mac n cheese and have chicken casserole..
Stoping a kid from saying First
(Edit i forgot the other part)
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FALCON PUNCH
Hate to burst your bubble, but my 9 months old boxer puppy completely destroyed my very expensive phone by using it as a chew toy for 15 minutes. This summer and not years ago 😅
Enjoyed listening to your stories. Can I suggest something different in the background? My husband unlifed himself so the guns shooting and blood are disturbing to me. I am not being critical but can you please consider something different? I hope to receive a positive response. People have a bad habit of being negative on social media.
I don't know why, but hearing about people just freezing when scared just irritates the HELL out of me. Either do something or run away when you're scared, don't just stand there like a moron!
Fight or flight isn't the only reaction to a scary situation, some people have a freeze response.
dogs can absolutely chew up these phone
Don’t hate on tuna surprise. My best friend and I would eat that a lot in high school because neither of our parents had much money. The “surprise” was a can of peas. 🤌🏻