I played Tarkovs GREATEST map for 10 Hours

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @jmibrittbros591
    @jmibrittbros591 5 місяців тому +166

    Crawfish no deep fryer

    • @lrjxbox1574
      @lrjxbox1574 5 місяців тому +6

      Truly a crawfish no deep fryer video

    • @Glmaglone
      @Glmaglone 5 місяців тому +1

      Crawfish no deep fryer

    • @jman_soup
      @jman_soup 5 місяців тому

      crawfish no deepfryer

    • @tseimucS
      @tseimucS 5 місяців тому

      Deep fryer no crawfish

  • @BabyMandingo
    @BabyMandingo 5 місяців тому +69

    The dr disrespect room was crazy 😂

    • @c4scompsmith
      @c4scompsmith 5 місяців тому +1

      I'm searching kids beds for green batteries, idk what he was looking for.

  • @SheltonChapin
    @SheltonChapin 5 місяців тому +14

    This is my first video that I have watched of yours, and I gotta say.. Absolutely hilarious & relatable reactions haha. +1 Sub.

  • @ArcKanosie
    @ArcKanosie 3 місяці тому +11

    9:57 Violet Keycard
    11:21 Moonshine
    17:38 Green Keycard
    20:44 Rusted Bloody Key
    24:26 Moonshine again
    28:40 Blue Keycard
    30:28 Taiga
    32:12 Black Keycard

  • @randykindle6313
    @randykindle6313 5 місяців тому +103

    bro that guy you killed named unheard has been having terrible luck lol ive killed him 4 times yesterday and he killed me one time that paca and AK74u was mine i was doing for a ref task

  • @Txmwt
    @Txmwt 5 місяців тому +8

    This was such a great find, your content is unique and hilarious! Love it mate, subscribed 😁

  • @LaltorOnline
    @LaltorOnline 2 місяці тому +2

    The beauty of streets is the sheer amount of filing cabinets so densly packed with plenty of gold rooms in between. I swear I average 1mil a scav on streets

  • @Nirvana4me007
    @Nirvana4me007 5 місяців тому +16

    Hey what’s up. This video was dope. It was awesome watching you slowly learn the map and get better at the spawns/pathing/ extracting. That’s what Tarkov is all about.
    I’m a streets main myself and there were parts where I’m like “nooo wrong way!! Behind youuuu!” But realized you’ve ever played this map ever haha.
    You did great. Thanks for the entertainment.

  • @SauceyCos
    @SauceyCos 3 місяці тому +2

    ngl those viewers guiding you at the beginning bless them because they could not explain for their life LMAO

  • @ccop101
    @ccop101 3 місяці тому +1

    28:05 bro tried to cook with a gas leak
    Bro exploded

  • @hotrice4539
    @hotrice4539 Місяць тому

    8:44 you were very close to getting your gear back from insurance, the way your body flew 😭

  • @SteampunkCompany
    @SteampunkCompany 5 місяців тому +1

    your videos are mad funny brother, wish you luck on the grind!

  • @xEskie92
    @xEskie92 3 місяці тому +2

    Bro your contents amazing man keep streaming bro your funny as hell and entertaining to watch

  • @lw9880
    @lw9880 Місяць тому

    you are now my favorite streamer. best humor. excellent music. great content

  • @noobliterally2145
    @noobliterally2145 5 місяців тому +11

    8:31 missed the violet

    • @LITTLEBRAT775081
      @LITTLEBRAT775081 5 місяців тому +1

      I thought this was troll I saw it

    • @itshorizontal
      @itshorizontal  5 місяців тому +4

      no shot

    • @syliphn8638
      @syliphn8638 5 місяців тому

      yeah its crazy how blind he is like hes missed so many keycards smh 😔

    • @XAceesX
      @XAceesX 5 місяців тому

      how are u so blind bro

    • @BM0113
      @BM0113 5 місяців тому

      Where

  • @knowledge3743
    @knowledge3743 5 місяців тому +4

    Youre super chill to watch and listen to, def subbing!
    Btw what playlist of music are you using here? I really like it

    • @itshorizontal
      @itshorizontal  5 місяців тому +1

      drive.google.com/drive/folders/1wj-IgbcGN9qhSy8QsB2v5RE768xp5HiE?usp=sharing
      here you go brother :D

  • @nefariousnektarios
    @nefariousnektarios 5 місяців тому +9

    Shoutout to Dr. Nefario (also that ending XD)

  • @pol1shlobstr
    @pol1shlobstr 3 місяці тому

    Dude you might be my new favorite Tarkov UA-cam/streamer

  • @onepiece-g7b
    @onepiece-g7b 2 місяці тому

    that guy at 29:12 fumbled that at a insane level like you need skill to pull that off LOL

  • @Lost2Media
    @Lost2Media 3 місяці тому +1

    Nobody gonna mention him going flying?? 8:45 😂

  • @xblackdogrunsx
    @xblackdogrunsx 3 місяці тому

    lmao @ 19:47 when you get dumpstered by a scav then a frag lands on your corpse

  • @nvRDEE
    @nvRDEE 3 місяці тому

    You have to be the funniest tarkov content creator, holy shit this is gold

  • @r4in216
    @r4in216 5 місяців тому

    at 15:49 i love how you didnt bring any extra ammo tho for the mp7 xD

  • @62shredderdude
    @62shredderdude Місяць тому

    Nerd moment at 17:05. Dr. Nefario is from Despicable Me, Dr.Nefarious is from Ratchet and Clank.

  • @minimaster2103
    @minimaster2103 3 місяці тому

    I love this guy man this is the first vid ive watched buy such a vibe.

  • @Illusionsxyz
    @Illusionsxyz 5 місяців тому +1

    24:25 bro sniffed the crunchy air 😭

  • @lowkeypotatos4416
    @lowkeypotatos4416 2 місяці тому +1

    the suszee guy isnt cheating. runthroughs is from tracksuit and the death number makes sense. there was a bug on streets at this time where there was a lot of invisible players or people with no audio

  • @mccl0udy77
    @mccl0udy77 5 місяців тому

    I love watching these i cant wait to see the rest of them!

  • @Slawtism
    @Slawtism 3 місяці тому +1

    streets is the only place i scav too lmao. literally never wasted a scav there. always hit a come up

  • @beepo5448
    @beepo5448 5 місяців тому +1

    20:53 bro became minecraft zombie

  • @xshaddd
    @xshaddd Місяць тому

    29:18 that moment is golden

  • @worshipthefather
    @worshipthefather 5 місяців тому +3

    Chat teaches ItsHorizontal streets for 10 hours straight

    • @itshorizontal
      @itshorizontal  5 місяців тому

      honestly the more accurate title

    • @worshipthefather
      @worshipthefather 5 місяців тому

      @@itshorizontal does you replying to my comment mean that it was humours enough to catch the sight of a comical genius?

    • @itshorizontal
      @itshorizontal  5 місяців тому

      @@worshipthefather you my friend are very comical

    • @worshipthefather
      @worshipthefather 5 місяців тому

      @@itshorizontal LETS FUCKKING GOOOOOOOOO

  • @ayebeuy
    @ayebeuy 3 місяці тому +1

    streets slaps, i didnt see you go in there but theres a room in the post office??? bank??? the building where you do the painter task, on the opposite side if you go up one floor you can go up a level from a piece of collapsed floor and then turn around and jump across the collapsed floor into two rooms. One of the rooms has REALLY good loose loot in the oven, in one of the doorways, in the laptop and on the chair, I found three bitcoins in that one little apartment once

  • @kizbo69
    @kizbo69 3 місяці тому

    i found a moonshine as a scav once and drank it because i didnt know it was so valuable

  • @microwavyy819
    @microwavyy819 3 місяці тому

    got a link to ur ambient dnb playlist??

  • @Get_Mixy
    @Get_Mixy 2 місяці тому +2

    Debating on making a follow up on your video title being " I played tarkovs LAGGIEST map for 30 minutes"

  • @OniKaiji
    @OniKaiji 5 місяців тому +1

    the first raid is literally every time I tell people of a specific rough and its not amazing the first time cuz RNG. then all you hear is, bro that was so bad dude wtf!?!?!

  • @SaltSpirits
    @SaltSpirits Місяць тому

    24:41 Hey this is a sign of wax buildup, if you haven’t already done so since this video you should see a doctor and have them properly clean out your ears. It’s totally worth it! You’ll hear better! It might even stop the schizophrenic hallucinations, which could actually be a result of your jaw moving wax in your ear while you speak.

  • @Penoodle
    @Penoodle 3 місяці тому

    Subbed for the Dr Disrespect joke and love the vid too

  • @Spateyy
    @Spateyy 3 місяці тому

    hahaha thanks chat you made it ahahahhaha nice vidéo mann love it

  • @mossygamez1380
    @mossygamez1380 3 місяці тому

    I was negative 1.98 or something with fence lol watched a couple vids and decided to try and get it back up, still in the negative but only by 40 now

  • @LilySanWT
    @LilySanWT 3 місяці тому

    7:40 peak music taste

  • @swagkirtoongmod
    @swagkirtoongmod 5 місяців тому

    you are my favriote tarkov youtuber and twitch streamers i an to broke to afford tarkov even in the cheapest editon my finally words are craw fish no deep fry

  • @davidsvrcek3799
    @davidsvrcek3799 3 місяці тому

    4:45 missed the bitcoin

  • @Regolous
    @Regolous 5 місяців тому

    Definitely got a sub!

  • @Oblio1942
    @Oblio1942 3 місяці тому

    Streets under Nods just hits different.

  • @gabrielgs115
    @gabrielgs115 5 місяців тому

    almost felt of the chair with ending

  • @Pong_Lenis222
    @Pong_Lenis222 3 місяці тому

    dr disrepect room had me dying

  • @r2Kd0ugernaut
    @r2Kd0ugernaut 3 місяці тому

    "i get all this from streets"
    but one of the btc is not found in raid lmfao

  • @TATERZ-
    @TATERZ- 5 місяців тому +1

    I screamed when you died with rusted key

    • @Kaethor819
      @Kaethor819 Місяць тому +1

      Bro watching chat and not playing the game lol

  • @RAGERPLAYS
    @RAGERPLAYS 3 місяці тому

    pls link the music subbing for the dnb alone!! everyone you put on was afuckin bop! cool vid!

  • @theodorehazel6920
    @theodorehazel6920 3 місяці тому

    that first relax key was genuinly the worst ive ever seen im sorry for your luck

  • @SiberianOldPal
    @SiberianOldPal 5 місяців тому

    Koifish with no frying pan
    Or what you young fellas were talking about last time

  • @thecircusb0y1
    @thecircusb0y1 5 місяців тому

    Dr disrespect room was gold

  • @yungboo8298
    @yungboo8298 5 місяців тому

    You're the first streamer I've made a correct guess on what they look like by their voice

    • @itshorizontal
      @itshorizontal  5 місяців тому +1

      is this good or bad

    • @yungboo8298
      @yungboo8298 5 місяців тому

      @@itshorizontal very gooooooood

  • @l0sttacticz104
    @l0sttacticz104 5 місяців тому

    So what we learn today? Ur eyesight is never better than a streets mains😂

  • @Kaethor819
    @Kaethor819 Місяць тому

    Bro, Vireetas had me dead...

  • @quorzat
    @quorzat 5 місяців тому +1

    streets is verry crawfish

  • @LuizDahoraavida
    @LuizDahoraavida 3 місяці тому +6

    Escape from 15 fps

  • @filltheacountant2761
    @filltheacountant2761 5 місяців тому +1

    It's horizontal got a low taper fade

  • @Nxphilym
    @Nxphilym 5 місяців тому +1

    The only one issue with this map is that you need 64 gbs ram and high end specs to being able to play it

    • @YouSlipWeGrip
      @YouSlipWeGrip 5 місяців тому

      no you dont I have a i9900k 2080ti and 16gb and run a ultrawide monitor ... streets is my main i avg 50-70fps

    • @Nxphilym
      @Nxphilym 5 місяців тому +1

      @@YouSlipWeGrip 50-70 fps its too much unstable

    • @kye4834
      @kye4834 Місяць тому

      ​@@YouSlipWeGripHow?

  • @svmoki
    @svmoki 2 місяці тому

    if only i didnt need a super computer to get more than 40-55 fps

  • @Sl4asher
    @Sl4asher 5 місяців тому +4

    does tarkov have rule34? like i wanna see kaban and reshala bone

    • @jamjam91171
      @jamjam91171 5 місяців тому +2

      I got curious one time, wish I didn't get curious

    • @coconutcarl28
      @coconutcarl28 5 місяців тому +2

      @@jamjam91171 same bro shits bad

  • @GettingHoovered
    @GettingHoovered 5 місяців тому +1

    10 hrs of labs when?

  • @649buddina
    @649buddina 2 місяці тому

    Aye nice video mate, i don't know how you deal with twitch users. They're all a bunch of man child, its so frustrating

  • @noahlondono8007
    @noahlondono8007 5 місяців тому +2

    My tip creamin

  • @fatandbad
    @fatandbad 5 місяців тому +1

    crawdgeing rn

  • @HahaHaha-gr6dd
    @HahaHaha-gr6dd 5 місяців тому

    Now do a 10 hour video for both factory and labs.

  • @stron400
    @stron400 5 місяців тому

    Crawl fish no air fryer

  • @georgiosthemistokleous7618
    @georgiosthemistokleous7618 5 місяців тому

    Yo can you try arena breakout infinity its like a trainer for EFt

  • @dronic13
    @dronic13 4 місяці тому

    it's the astronaut building bro

  • @sihir.
    @sihir. 3 місяці тому

    that ending tho

  • @iannmedo
    @iannmedo 5 місяців тому

    Can someone please give me the mp5 loadout? It looks insane

  • @seeking11
    @seeking11 3 місяці тому

    Cat was my favorite part

  • @salty7922
    @salty7922 5 місяців тому

    9:25 bro you need glasses, no wonder you can't find the good loot.... There is a pick right under the glowstick.

  • @NeroSurvives
    @NeroSurvives 5 місяців тому

    bros hair lookin like a Lannister. 👄

  • @lodies2680
    @lodies2680 5 місяців тому

    No kaban in 10h streets is criminal thoo

  • @CzarFace6012
    @CzarFace6012 5 місяців тому +2

    Streets was introduced my first wipe 😂 ruined the game for me honestly. I can’t be bothered to play any other map. Now I only quest when I need trader rep, all my other xp comes from streets pvp.

  • @beepo5448
    @beepo5448 5 місяців тому

    crawfish no streets of tarkov

  • @akeno4236
    @akeno4236 5 місяців тому

    Sooo We aint gonna talk about the SVDS incident ???

  • @justsilent1207
    @justsilent1207 5 місяців тому

    Wait how did he have key in his backpack? The key is supposed to be deleted on death. WTF lmao

  • @codylaird2827
    @codylaird2827 5 місяців тому

    I swear you missed a bitcoin first raid, it was on the floor

  • @glorp853
    @glorp853 5 місяців тому

    30s in and i love your content

  • @crusaderdakota3889
    @crusaderdakota3889 3 місяці тому

    i mean at least you can play it :/
    my pc gives up on life when i try to load in

  • @Pypez
    @Pypez 2 місяці тому

    Use weapon flashlight when u loot so u see

  • @Chrpull
    @Chrpull 3 місяці тому

    If only keycards were worth as much now 😢

  • @angler4813
    @angler4813 5 місяців тому

    we need a cat cam

  • @rxuleau1175
    @rxuleau1175 5 місяців тому

    no deep fry

  • @scxrlxrd59
    @scxrlxrd59 Місяць тому

    Need 10 hours of reserve hehe shit be so fun and raids only last 10-15 mins with far more valuables😅

  • @nilla5059
    @nilla5059 3 місяці тому

    how is it everyones favorite map when nobody can run it

  • @susan2376
    @susan2376 5 місяців тому

    195 run throughs cus of tracksuit that guy legit

  • @5x56c
    @5x56c 3 місяці тому

    watching this makes me angry HOW DO YOU MISS ASTRONAUT OMGG

  • @YesItsMeYaBoiMCnuggie
    @YesItsMeYaBoiMCnuggie 5 місяців тому

    Your about to be poor if you keep dying

  • @plumber7508
    @plumber7508 5 місяців тому

    i want all this loot but i run streets at 20 fps

  • @Not_honest_enough
    @Not_honest_enough 5 місяців тому

    Streets is a W map ngl

  • @yunusoruc9254
    @yunusoruc9254 3 місяці тому

    I bet ur mental cant deal with reserve😂

  • @Gyattmane
    @Gyattmane 5 місяців тому +1

    here 🦩

  • @goofygamer9241
    @goofygamer9241 5 місяців тому

    moanshine

  • @kizbo69
    @kizbo69 3 місяці тому

    Subbed 4 mins in

  • @Tibbex
    @Tibbex 5 місяців тому

    Its a total fucking shitshow. Hate that i am forced to go into this timewaste of a map...