They tie bags in the first place because they don't want rainwater ruining the food (it rains a lot in the UK). And the reason they tie it so TIGHT is because there are Karen's who are so incompetent at holding tied bags that they still manage to spill their food while walking or while standing on a train, and then they march back to the shops and throw a fit, while leaving negative reviews online. There are always stupid people who find a way to ruin things for the rest of us. By the way, I just made all that shit up.
Well maybe if you were to actually order rather than just stand there then maybe they wouldnt ignore you, it doesnt matter if they only serve 1 dish on the menu, people are busy yk unless the restaurant was empty asf
And then you get cut off half way through ordering because someone he knows comes in and you just have to stand there while they talk about his divorce for 5 minutes
You forgot the bit where if you are unfortunate to order peas or beans, they put it in a container and NEVER close the lid properly so it bloody pisses everywhere. And also if your order a can of drink, the delivery driver always puts it next to the hot food so it’s as warm as piss when it gets delivered.
Yeah that's usually what happens when a liquid makes contact with paper. Stop pointing out random stuff in a video, pretending it's funny, just so you can get likes.
I cant lie each aspect of this video is correct but you experience it in different places like the rude attitude but good service or them overwrapping your food and not listening to your order while speaking a turkish or greek, you rarely get a place that is all of this in 1.@@SPLUDGYY
my first time going to another country from the US, i went to scotland and went to one of these shops and omg it was legitimately the exact same down to the exact details like the girl shaking the fries and then tying the bag like that. perfect. i am in awe.
In Scottish chippies we don't even get a bag. We do get the hundred layers of paper though. It's the Chinese takeaways that are masters of the bag tying.
@@grahamlivesorry, replying to this comment 7 months later. I didn’t realise anyone replied 😂 Yeah the Chinese takeaways are the worst for bag tying. Especially when you order prawn crackers. You literally have to rip the bag open to get to them. 😂
Yeah I usually want to keep the bags in tact especially after the government made it mandatory to charge for bags because I use these cheap throwaway bags as bin liners for the really small bins that we have around the house in the living room and bedrooms
I’m sorry but if you’re coming to a fish and chips shop with the intention of ordering chicken you need to be put in front of a firing squad. Go to Morley’s or any chicken shop for that.
"That'll be £32.99."
It's getting crazy.
Kebabs went from 4 to 9 euros here
@@WhyDoesYTUseHandlesNowthe west has fallen
WRONG no@@etasjo
@etasjo Surely since prices have rised the west must have fallen!!!
A authentic British experience
an*
sorry in advance:)
@TheJuanAndOnly oke, so now what ? U want a medal or a nobel price for #1 dickhead
Sorry in advance
Cheers you slag
Would of been the polite farewell 👍
aufentic
@@saleplains nononononono lad we British people say AUTHENTIC
The fact an actual chip shop let him do this is wild
No? He just works there.
I don’t see any difference from this and an actual chippy
@@aliabdallah102no he does not💀
free adverticement
@@Drop11thDimensionPleaseee yeah that's the joke buddy
The overly tight knot on the plastic bag is the truest one here
They tie bags in the first place because they don't want rainwater ruining the food (it rains a lot in the UK). And the reason they tie it so TIGHT is because there are Karen's who are so incompetent at holding tied bags that they still manage to spill their food while walking or while standing on a train, and then they march back to the shops and throw a fit, while leaving negative reviews online. There are always stupid people who find a way to ruin things for the rest of us.
By the way, I just made all that shit up.
My locals have always used paper bags, haven't been given plastic one by the chippy for years
@@VolsPride no its to keep the heat in the bag
@@VolsPrideBy the way, I just shit my pants laughing
Tieing a fucking know does not make the bag rain proof, you twat
"SHIRLEY YOU LITTLE BITCH!!" that sure does takes me back
OOONNKA GEEN GONE
Surely Shirley would say the same
@@sammyismufftakes Shirley back to a dark time 😭
it shirley takes you back
You used to be called Shirley? 😂
He forgot the bit where they serve all the regulars first while they pretend your not not there.
Lol, where do you live? 🤣
Must be a you thing.
Well maybe if you were to actually order rather than just stand there then maybe they wouldnt ignore you, it doesnt matter if they only serve 1 dish on the menu, people are busy yk unless the restaurant was empty asf
This happens sometimes
@@krisishihat Well they'd have to give you attention first to take your order.
'SHIRLEY YOU SLAAAG'! 😉😀😃
The bag tied with so much force that you can't physically open it... easier to tear the bag than try to open it. 100% real, love it
Should have punched the chips a few times after he wrapped them..
Would have sealed the deal for me 😂
Exactly what I was thinking
Was expecting an elbow drop off the table onto the bag before throwing it
If you didnt say it i would lol
this is an actually good suggestion
😅
I’m not even English but the wrapping bit into basketball passing it into the guy’s face is actual peak comedy
Acurate as fuck they refuse to use a box or some shit they just wrap it in 10 layers of paper 😂
@@DNAnetwork1 depends where u go on the box
What does you not being English have to do with this?
@@cx3622biggest mystery of the century
@@cx3622 ive never been to an english fish and chips restaurant
The way he chucks it at the end had me rolling 😂
Ah yes, a classic British cuisine. 10/10
“Salt and vinegar”
“Just a smudge please”
“That wasn’t a question, it was a warning”
it be like that
This is a perfect iteration of what happened
Spat out my goddamn drink reading this comment
Man I wish my child shop did this , we get like 3 grains
Idk why but I feel like I'd love that much s&v
“What’ve you got?”
“Fish, chips”
Menu: Pies
And fried chicken lol
But fr ain't nobody going to a fish and chip shop for pie 😭
@@redacted1375loads of people do, where else u getting pukka pies lol
@Shak they don't sell them anywhere else, they must be contained by the raw power of the chippy
And fried chicken
The deathly tight bag tie at the end sells it all 😂
The salt and vinegar is the truest thing I’ve seen in my life
How about sugar. Made from plants. All natural as it can get
do fish n chip shops in the UK actually put vinegar on their chips? in NZ we just get salt
@@tommywright2487Yeah pretty much everywhere except american style fast food places
It's malt vinegar though
@@junidaydreamer not in Australia or Aotearoa😭 we have fish n chip shops just like the UK but yeah nahh no vinegar
"Shirley, ya little bitch"....had me sideways
cod....NOW!
I bet you like being sideways yea
@@4am170 you better make it large
I read this comment as he said it, fantastic 😂
Gets me every time lol
And then you get cut off half way through ordering because someone he knows comes in and you just have to stand there while they talk about his divorce for 5 minutes
Frr
On point 😂
This is both personal and slightly specific 😂
Insanely accurate
😂😂
You forgot the bit where if you are unfortunate to order peas or beans, they put it in a container and NEVER close the lid properly so it bloody pisses everywhere.
And also if your order a can of drink, the delivery driver always puts it next to the hot food so it’s as warm as piss when it gets delivered.
That's because they microwave them to buggery and forget to put the lids on properly
The way he puts the vinegar on when the customer specifically requested not to have it😂😂😂
Such a charming country. Gotta visit sometime
You come here, you’ll be dead within the hour.
Even worse, you’ll become one of us
@@animatepokemonadventures7889lmao i doubt that what yall gonna do to us not like we gonna get shot… 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@coach533the ultimate horror: being british
@@jacesimmons6374ya gonna get stabbed is what
"SHIRLEY YA LITTLE BITCH" got me rollin 😂
LARGE COD N O W 🤬🤬🤬
Large coooook noww😂😂😂
Beat me to it 💀
I laughed so hard
LMAO
Shirley just have the roughest fkn shifts going 🤣😭
honestly the amount of salt before the cut was a one i'd happily use
As a British I can confirm that this is a daily occurrence for us.
Ftk
as a british
nobody even eats fish n chips in England
You silly people get normal
@@mtngrace123 Wrong.
Most friendly UK interaction 💀
Fax
Bro it's better than getting shot up😂😂
The only thing missing is when he gets out of the establishment and immediately get mugged and stabbed in that order.
@@monsesh1316 I can't confirm or deny the reliability of this statement😂
@@YoYo-zd7dinah getting shot is better than dying to a blade 😂 this isn’t 1577
Honestly one of your funniest ones this. So dam accurate
Went to read the comments and found myself
I've watched this 10 times already but still laugh myself to tears when he throws it at its face haha
The way he tied the bag had me dying 😂 I swear every Chinese restaurant does that shit
ikrrrrrrr
I love how you can see just how soaked the paper is from the vinegar 😂
Yeah that's usually what happens when a liquid makes contact with paper. Stop pointing out random stuff in a video, pretending it's funny, just so you can get likes.
@@aadrick3174you must be fun at parties
@@acidifyingUser 🤓🤓🤓🤓👆
@@aadrick3174 i expected a response like that from people like you lmao
@@acidifyingUser ok 😂
The fish and chip shop ones are the best. Love em.
I wasn’t ready for the Headshot 🤣🤣🤣
Just went to London on a Vacation last year. And that was the exact vibe.
Yeah sure you did mate
must’ve been a pretty shit place then because i’ve never encountered one like this before
@@acetyl3977 he said same "vibe" not same thing
I cant lie each aspect of this video is correct but you experience it in different places like the rude attitude but good service or them overwrapping your food and not listening to your order while speaking a turkish or greek, you rarely get a place that is all of this in 1.@@SPLUDGYY
how long it take you to open the bag
That throw at the end was personal😭
Standard practice
@@miamitten1123 Who's throwing bags of chips at you? I'll fight them.
I was waiting for that and I still laughed.
Same. I knew it was gonna get thrown somehow, but that was so sudden haha@@akaraven66
@@Magneticvortex-kk4gbThe fish and chips guy of course
my first time going to another country from the US, i went to scotland and went to one of these shops and omg it was legitimately the exact same down to the exact details like the girl shaking the fries and then tying the bag like that. perfect. i am in awe.
Must be a Scottish thing then because no chippy I have ever been to has been like this
I've watched this video a few times over the last year, and I've only just realised, i know exactly where this chip shop is. 😂
Where is it?😂
as a philadelphian ive never felt so spiritually connected to the UK before
I read philadelphian as Pedophilian.. sorry.
Fuckin same. I wanna go to the UK for a likkle visit
Ordering at any north eastern us sandwich or pizza shop be like. 😂
Don’t go it’s a shithole
Come over, it will open your eyes, the uk is largely a shithole 😂😂 some interesting culture though.
I lost it when he closed the bag as hard as a hitman strangling someone 😂
I hate that, the kebab shop I go to does that too, even when I tell them to leave it open xD Muscle memory, who knows why.
Epic. They do that to lock in the steam to make the chips more soggy.
Every single part of this is amazing, down to the overly tight bag tie
The best part was when you tied the bag super tight at the end lmao
It's either this or a really nice old lady who quickly becomes a family friend
She says she'll be at every family gathering, but she doesn't show up. She's forgiven because FISHENCHEPS.
Literally have a nice older lady at a fish and chips spot in Long Beach 😂
Its good to see slapstick comedy is still alive and well. The end fucking killed me.
For real i died 😂
Did you touch gras in the last 6 years?
@@TTalksVAit was funny asf bro 😭
@@justagalwhocommentssame bro I screamed when he got hit with the chips
@@TTalksVAyeah, your Mum says she likes it trimmed.
Salt and Vinegar
"Just a smudge"
"That aint a question its a warnin"
😂😂😂
Shirley bit got me creasin 🤣🤣 this video is so facts if you know you know
This guy somehow plays the greatest nice guy and the greatest douchebag at the same time, genuinely impressive
The tying of the bag is accurate af. They tie them so tight 😅
In Scottish chippies we don't even get a bag. We do get the hundred layers of paper though. It's the Chinese takeaways that are masters of the bag tying.
Every single time but bro didn’t miss every part of the process that would be extra of the chips person was exactly how he described/portrayed.
@@grahamliveI have seen that and I’ve forgotten, but you won’t be forgotten again homie love from America.
@@grahamlivesorry, replying to this comment 7 months later. I didn’t realise anyone replied 😂 Yeah the Chinese takeaways are the worst for bag tying. Especially when you order prawn crackers. You literally have to rip the bag open to get to them. 😂
Now I actually want to go eat fish and chips. This looks delicious.
If he made these videos in prime vine era, he would be an iconic creator
The amount of paper used to wrap the fish and chips is always way more than needed, it’s like packing to move a house
I work at a moving company so I definitely know lol
Its the UK there is no choice
How else will your chips be lukewarm instead of frozen by the time you get home?
Fries*
If my fish and chips isn't served like this, then I don't want it.
Haha 😂
So you have a kink about being peed around like a lil bitch 💀💀🗿🗿
I'm surely is the opposite 😂😂😅😊😢
Fine, you don't get em then
@@phoenixgaming7739 Yes. Thats usually how jokes work.
That “ok sure” sounded personal
The last part had me crying on the floor😂😂😂
i didnt expect cole to be hit by his damn food at the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah I bust out laughing 😂
Shit had me ded
Which one is cole
@@gilfLover444 lol
@@barlzjunior4863 id say the one ordering
Just imagining the actual fish and chip shop owner watching this from the side after he gave permission to film 💀
"Would've added more salt"
The hard tight knot on the bag cracks me up :D
If I lived in an area where people walk into a fish and chip shop and asks what ya got? I would consider moving 😂
Forgot the £30 for the fish
Bloody hell where you ordering from
You live in Brighton or something? It's £4 for a cod £2 for a sausage
Jeez man, come to Blackpool, we have more chippys than people, it's a tenth the price
@@whothisbuddhist London is why
@@Notapizzathief thanks for the travel advice
This level of customer service is only particular to the Southeast of England.
Chippies anywhere else in Britain are usually pretty friendly.
Swear… Essex chippies full of a**holes
I don’t think he’s trying to portray them as unfriendly, just a “bishbashbosh” type personality. They’re the same over here in the south west.
I don't want friendly lol I just want my dinner 😂
Ever been to the Northwest? People here can't even spell, let alone serve chips with a smile. 😂
As funny as this clip is go to the mermaid in broadstairs Kent best fish and chips ever and nice staff
The salt & vinegar bit really got me! & the throwing the bag finished me off!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love that he says they only have fish and chips while the sign at the tops says fish and chicken
“Fish… and chips”
The fried chicken on the wall behind him: 👁️👄👁️
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. T'is the Bri'ish Way.
the sausages and pies: are we a joke to him?
Don’t forget the drinks
And those weird red sausages that are always there next to the pukka pies.
@@zakiahmed6655I don't trust anyone who buys a drink from a chippy. Just drink the curry sauce, you sket
That's the cleanest looking chippy I've ever seen
What you tryna say?🤔🤨
@@Icecubegv most chippys are filthy its self explanatory
@Jamalllll the dirtiest chippy on the scriffiest Street is always the best chippy. Never trust a clean chippy
@@garinhunt7854 nah bro that rule only applies unless its a chain of chippys that are clean
Wtf is chippy, you dummies just can’t type chips?
And yet it's still a British favourite.
“What have you got?”
*Sighs* “We got fish… and chips..”
😂
Sealing the bag so tight is true, i always end up ripping the bag open as they seal it so tight 😂
It's done deliberately to keep the food as warm as possible
Yeah I usually want to keep the bags in tact especially after the government made it mandatory to charge for bags because I use these cheap throwaway bags as bin liners for the really small bins that we have around the house in the living room and bedrooms
@@BioHazard2103 Woah there kiddo calm down
@@BioHazard2103it’s comment section, no one has to be asked to comment
@@zahidshabir4038 hes right though who tf asked why you keep the bags
As a Brit, I can say this is so accurate it's beyond comprehension.
Dont talk rubbish. Been eating fish n chips for 40 years and never ever seen this
Then ur obviously not British 😂@@mresquidgeward5965
Yup @@mresquidgeward5965
@@mresquidgeward5965 Sorry to say but ur not British then
@@spectrophobic He's a bit o' a knee cobbler ain't he?
That ending 😂
The level of commitment you have to your shorts is fantastic.
Loved the way he tightened the bag up why the fuck do they do that 😂😂😂
Keeps the food warm if you let no air out
Because they want you to leave instead of eating it there
As a fish and chip shop worker, I can confirm these are our procedures 👌
Edit: Oh my days! I'M FAMOUS 🤩
I call bullshit your name ain't Shirley.
BS
Facts and I’m just a customer. I fancy fish n chips now with a smudge of salt.
IS THAT YOU SHIRLEY YOU LITTLE BITCH, WHERES MY FUCKING LARGE COD
Same mate 😂
The way he can go back and forth with himself is unmatched..🤣
Your sketch’s are too good! 😂
“Shirley.. ya little BITCH” is WILD! And the moaning when he was spraying the vinegar, unreal 💀
the Shirley line is crazy hahaha
😂😂😂
I really love your native fish poaster!!! Those are my favorite things!!!
This is the one that literally made me laugh out loud. They’re all amazing shorts, this one is bang on how the bloke chippy manager is!
Best service in the whole UK
That tight ass knot into the chest pass killed me off 😂☠️
It’s like playing pass the fucking parcel when they rap it up like that
"What've you got?"
"Fish... or chips."
Meanwhile in the background: "Fish and Chicken"
I get the opposite.
YES to salt and vinegar, end up getting none! 🙄
Or you can just taste a wisp of vinegar and the odd grain of salt
I hate it when they ask me I go yea and they give you the most unsalted chips ever
Same I have to ask for lots of it every time 😂
@@RIPJayCress
Don't you have salt at home?
@@Paul-sl9zm NO thats why I asked for it!
I almost expected him to just smash the bag as hard as he could onto the countertop like a chain mace🤣🤣
😂😂 OMFG IM DYING!!!
that last bit got me 😂
the way he fucken squeezed the vinegar with all his might i lost it
💀💀
That was some thick vinegar
He forgot the bit where those chips are the best chips you’ve ever eaten.
Fr tho
Given that all UK food is trash it’s not a very high bar to pass
Those french fries look awful. Thick cut like that is trash. A bunch of salt like that? Also trash. Vinegar on FRIES? Absolutely disgusting.
@@1Maverick2 that will be because these are not French or Fries. These are chips. Chippie Chips and this is how we have them
@@jasonpeng5798 I don’t know where that myth comes from everyone seems to think we just have full English constantly
The aggressive application of the salt and vinegar is the most accurate part! 😂
That throw got me. 😅😅😅
I’m Scottish and this is scarily relatable
having worked in a chippy, this is very accurate to the worklife, that wrapping is brutal
Tying the bag was spot on haha
That throw at the end got me 🤣🤣🤣
SURLY YA LITTLE BITCH LARGE COD NOW! that line had me in tears 🤣
My grandparents have owned a fish shop for decades and this both had them howling 😂❤😂
Jolly geezers x
Because they know it's true
Is your Nan called shirley
@@cianwright212 and is she a little bitch?
Are they wolves ?
Just missing the “got no fish ready, it’ll be around 10 minutes” and you’ve nailed it!
I need more of these fish and chip vids😂😭
The end absolutely knocked me out
And also knocks him out lol
"What've you got? "
"Fish and chips"
Chicken in the menu:
I’m sorry but if you’re coming to a fish and chips shop with the intention of ordering chicken you need to be put in front of a firing squad.
Go to Morley’s or any chicken shop for that.
@@animatepokemonadventures7889 the menu literally has chicken on it…
The really tight knot on the bag 😂 so true!
The best part is the "Fish and Chicken" sign in the background lol