Lethal Ninja Weapons You'll NEVER Want to Encounter DEBUNKED

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  • A ninja (忍者?) or shinobi (忍び?) was a covert agent or mercenary in feudal Japan. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, sometimes assassination and guerrilla warfare.
    Ninja is an on'yomi (Early Middle Chinese-influenced) reading of the two kanji "忍者". In the native kun'yomi kanji reading, it is pronounced shinobi, a shortened form of the transcription shinobi-no-mono (忍の者).
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 3 тис.

  • @bobjohnson6946
    @bobjohnson6946 7 років тому +2365

    "I come in peace, but I'm still going to destroy you"...most Roman thing ever said lmao.

  • @ewb8985
    @ewb8985 6 років тому +976

    The debunked video forgot about the ancient ninja art of spinjitsu, which allows the user to create an elemental tornado by screaming “ninjago” at the top of their lungs, thus alerting the enemy of their position.

    • @satanthepowerful1305
      @satanthepowerful1305 6 років тому +108

      And the enemies ran away dropping their plastic swords in fear

    • @claigeannccda302
      @claigeannccda302 6 років тому +4

      EW B it is not getting it’s sources from series, movies, anime’s, or games. Ninjago is a series. It does not exist.

    • @natravenfeld8278
      @natravenfeld8278 6 років тому +38

      @@claigeannccda302 WOOooosh

    • @bruhbruh6294
      @bruhbruh6294 5 років тому +21

      @@claigeannccda302 woosh you hear that its the joke going right over your head

    • @Joker-bj9xu
      @Joker-bj9xu 5 років тому +8

      ClaigeannCCDA r/wooosh

  • @rudolphantler6309
    @rudolphantler6309 7 років тому +405

    So the moral of this whole observation: *What happens in night patrols, stays in night patrols.*

    • @Hercules1-v9m
      @Hercules1-v9m 4 роки тому +9

      😉

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 4 роки тому +1

      Unless you wanna get shanked from behind in da streetz on a dark and stormy night.

  • @maaderllin
    @maaderllin 7 років тому +2270

    Usual Metatron greeting: "Hello noble ones"
    Today's metatron greeting: "Hello noblest of noble ones"
    Whooo hooo we got a promotion!

    • @kand198
      @kand198 7 років тому +84

      maaderllin still no raise though.

    • @Kurtownia
      @Kurtownia 7 років тому +88

      nah, it's just that this time he only greeted the most important of us and ignored the rest.

    • @Mtonazzi
      @Mtonazzi 7 років тому +5

      Well, I did got a mail from work, starting from next payment I'll get a raise c:

    • @lordzarock2372
      @lordzarock2372 7 років тому

      Kurtownia who are the important ones and who are not

    • @Blake_Stone
      @Blake_Stone 7 років тому +6

      Or did we just finish eliminating the competition?

  • @Knight_of_the_Old_Code
    @Knight_of_the_Old_Code 7 років тому +292

    When throwing a Kunai with a chain, I'm sure the ninja yelled "Get over here!"

    • @cadillacdeville5828
      @cadillacdeville5828 6 років тому +8

      Scorpion. ....haha

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 6 років тому +12

      LOL, Flawless Victory....FATALITY!!!

    • @patrickrepko7065
      @patrickrepko7065 6 років тому +2

      😂Omg this comment is priceless

    • @mr.q337
      @mr.q337 6 років тому +5

      They probably can spit fire from their mouth too =))))

    • @TheCrimsonIdol987
      @TheCrimsonIdol987 6 років тому +3

      The best comment.

  • @sirrice69
    @sirrice69 7 років тому +1464

    As a part Japanese man who has studied Japanese history for years, these misconceptions of the shinobi annoy me ALLOT, especially the whole "Ninja vs Samurai" crap. UA-cam needs more people like you to debunk this insanely annoying and ignorant content.

    • @Aurora_808
      @Aurora_808 6 років тому +20

      Celtic Samurai exactly!

    • @vitlityprinceofrainwings9075
      @vitlityprinceofrainwings9075 6 років тому +29

      Celtic Samurai may your yari be ready your quiver stocked and your katana polished

    • @cactuscob
      @cactuscob 6 років тому +34

      You clearly never watched Naruto. 100% accurate.....🤣🤣 jk

    • @jkoeberlein1
      @jkoeberlein1 6 років тому +17

      Celtic Samurai
      I've seen the Ninja video before and was puzzled by some of the weapons that I didn't think had anything to do with Ninja.
      Thanks for clearing these misconceptions, great video!

    • @crazygott148
      @crazygott148 6 років тому +12

      The contente from those kind of vídeos are meant for Brain dead People Who believe every thing on Internet

  • @theMosen
    @theMosen 7 років тому +1097

    They forgot to mention shadow portals. Ninjas could use portals to teleport from one shadow to the next. I know this is a historical fact because I saw it in an anime or game or something.

    • @sathere4786
      @sathere4786 7 років тому +6

      moismyname WEEB ALERT!!!

    • @sathere4786
      @sathere4786 6 років тому +3

      NubPlayz it's a full on weaboo right here, thinkin the world is an anime, what a knee slapper xD

    • @jacobchang7955
      @jacobchang7955 6 років тому +69

      Gkhi9 J9u89 tmThe joke flew right over your head like C-47s over East Germany during the Berlin Airlift.

    • @DR3AD47
      @DR3AD47 6 років тому +15

      Wooooooosh xD

    • @claigeannccda302
      @claigeannccda302 6 років тому +2

      moismyname they are not getting their sources from an anime or game. Also: saying “because I saw it in an anime or game” is not a valid reason.

  • @somerandomguy5995
    @somerandomguy5995 7 років тому +326

    Metatron is slowly becoming an italian, japanese loving, roman enthusiast rapunzel.

    • @iamachinesepetwholies5476
      @iamachinesepetwholies5476 6 років тому +13

      Some Random Guy too late, he's already like that since the beginning

    • @sebastianriz4703
      @sebastianriz4703 6 років тому +7

      You made me cry because he is no longer rapunzel

    • @nanyafahkinbiznes1352
      @nanyafahkinbiznes1352 6 років тому +1

      let me guess some thot pretending thief cut his hair for his safety?

  • @biiioya
    @biiioya 5 років тому +112

    "Well, of course, a katana could cut space and time, couldn't it?" That might be the best line on your whole channel.

    • @koroneovanastrea1811
      @koroneovanastrea1811 5 років тому

      @Sean Wilkinson What is RZA?

    • @Angels-Haven
      @Angels-Haven 4 роки тому +1

      @@koroneovanastrea1811 wu tang clan

    • @eliteteamkiller319
      @eliteteamkiller319 3 роки тому +1

      @Rick Vis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tarlison2k1
      @tarlison2k1 2 роки тому +2

      The best warrior arm with a katana a and an english longbow ,tuck a .45 and carry an AK-47 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bogamol
    @bogamol 7 років тому +686

    Everyone knows that the enemy of ninjas are pirates.

    • @Yumi-wy3ds
      @Yumi-wy3ds 6 років тому +14

      Rob Kirkland
      Duh! That is just common sense

    • @anxiousweeb8753
      @anxiousweeb8753 6 років тому +14

      No!!!!
      It's James bond!!!!! >:c

    • @samuelcamarillo1349
      @samuelcamarillo1349 6 років тому +11

      You mean zombies?

    • @lucasnguyen9928
      @lucasnguyen9928 6 років тому +13

      @GAMEDOSE the real enemy of the Shinobi is having like four health bars.

    • @silentwraith5562
      @silentwraith5562 6 років тому +6

      Rob Kirkland no it’s fruit

  • @77knives
    @77knives 7 років тому +461

    "Lethal Ninja Weapons you'll Never Want to Encounter"
    Weebs with plastic swords.

    • @washedAwry
      @washedAwry 5 років тому +3

      Oh god

    • @rogerramiussergeialexander5541
      @rogerramiussergeialexander5541 5 років тому +17

      Indeed. There was a booth at [anime weekend Atlanta] that sold really heavy duty plastic prop swords. (they were smashing cinder blocks with them)
      A weeb full of nerd-rage charging at you with a 7 pound club would be quite terrifying.

    • @rogerramiussergeialexander5541
      @rogerramiussergeialexander5541 5 років тому +7

      Fear the obsessed, for they will defend their muse as if it were their own life; because it IS their life.

    • @anastasiaschoofs5304
      @anastasiaschoofs5304 5 років тому

      Dont forget bokkens 😂

    • @crwydryny
      @crwydryny 4 роки тому

      Anastasia glinchikova those bokkens freaking hurt lol

  • @Fuzz82
    @Fuzz82 6 років тому +164

    1960's :
    Batman: "We must not draw attention to ourselves. Let's sit at the bar like normal patrons."
    Robin: "Great idea Batman!"
    1660's:
    Ninja1: "We must not draw attention to ourselves. Let's run across the rooftops."
    Ninja2: "Great Idea!"

    • @nightcz3408
      @nightcz3408 5 років тому +8

      Running across rooftops is a genuine ninja technique called the Tanuki Gakure No Justsu.
      It makes use of the fact that most people don’t passively look up more than 45 degrees.

    • @juandelata
      @juandelata 5 років тому +17

      @@nightcz3408 that's something you'd hear from an anime. Please watch actual historians who dedicates their lives in studying history instead of weebs that saw something on the internet

    • @nightcz3408
      @nightcz3408 5 років тому +7

      horahora153 It’s really not. Watch literally any of Gaijin Goomba’s videos. Their Which Ninja series literally delves into shinobi in popular media and picks apart all the ninja aspects of them.
      He’s lived in Japan for years, has read many books, scrolls and visited many museums. Seen live demonstrations and spoken personally with experts.

    • @Fuzz82
      @Fuzz82 5 років тому +24

      A roof could be a good place to sit still and hide for sure. But I doubt running over them would do any good.

    • @kielbasamage
      @kielbasamage 5 років тому +9

      I mean, I could see sometimes you'd need to hide on one, but I doubt anyone would want to fall off or through a straw roof because they dattebayo'd too hard.

  • @WiseSnake
    @WiseSnake 7 років тому +255

    The part about stabbing swords into walls and cliffs was horrendously painful to the ears.

    • @julianfuchs9253
      @julianfuchs9253 7 років тому

      Wise Snake but not totally false... i heard before that ninjas did things like that... they werent fighters so they used everything to get over walls even their swords...
      BTW. also the shurican were used... definitaly i mean if u have no armour u are instantly dead if u havent any encounters... and poisonous darts arnt that useful in near distance... so yeah i am quite sure that this things were used... its just logical...
      Greetings

    • @vaughanmacegan4012
      @vaughanmacegan4012 7 років тому +24

      Have you ever thrown a shuriken? Shurikens are not used to kill people - you would need to be "Deadshot" (from Batman) to kill someone with a shuriken ... a direct shot to severe the carotid artery. They were simply used to distract an opponent they even mentioned that in the original video - for example, a person is unlikely to chase after you when he has a star stuck in his arm, head, body, leg - they are going to pull it out and bandage the wound ... of course the operative word is "unlikely" seeing as the damage is minimal if they are determined enough they could still chase you.

    • @julianfuchs9253
      @julianfuchs9253 7 років тому

      Vaughan MacEgan yeah but still you can distract someone terribly with this shurican... perfect to esacape if someone saw u who dont have a heavy armour... and shurican werent heavy or very striking u can carrie them easily and they were also great to genereally encounter heavy enemys by just throwing a 10 of them into the not armoured places(imagine u have a shurican in stuck into your knee which u cant remove but u still have to fight... its just obstructive) and if u really just walk into the enemys territory and everybody wants to kill u u may want to have a few more weapons by your side...
      They dont use such a sword as i remember they used bamboo sticks like ladders and the last few meters they klimed with smth. The stroke into the space between the single stones... it was more a tool than a weapon smth. Like the kunai...

    • @PyryKorh
      @PyryKorh 7 років тому +1

      julian fuchs Makibishi would probably be more likely when running away from enemy tho. Scatter them around and that stuff will probably slow the enemy down. But that's my opinion based on quick wikipedia fact check so I dunno.

    • @vaughanmacegan4012
      @vaughanmacegan4012 7 років тому +1

      +julian fuchs
      We are on the same page then with shurikens, I have practiced with them and the blades, so the speak, penetrate hardwoods quite easily, would they hurt, hell yeah, but, I've seen people take a kick to the groin and kept going - can't imagine how??? The pain doesn't register, with me, however,
      I wouldn't be going anywhere with a piece of metal sticking in me.

  • @Trixie-rp1uz
    @Trixie-rp1uz 7 років тому +1838

    Can I throw a star?
    Shur I ken

    • @Luciffrit
      @Luciffrit 7 років тому +3

      doh you beat me to it!

    • @Trixie-rp1uz
      @Trixie-rp1uz 7 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @Gagulich
      @Gagulich 7 років тому +16

      You deserve my like sir.

    • @cosmology124
      @cosmology124 7 років тому +4

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

    • @alfredponiman
      @alfredponiman 7 років тому +4

      great pun tho

  • @waiwai3704
    @waiwai3704 6 років тому +396

    Is Mayonnaise a ninja weapon ?

    • @kriluck0ps456
      @kriluck0ps456 6 років тому +16

      Yes, ninja would shoot mayonnaise.

    • @waiwai3704
      @waiwai3704 6 років тому +7

      oh my, sounds "interesting", to say the least. I'd love to encounter a Ninja now ;3

    • @michaeltucker9916
      @michaeltucker9916 6 років тому +19

      No, you're confusing mayo w/ "Miracle Whip", a deadly posion from blowfish semen...

    • @kriluck0ps456
      @kriluck0ps456 6 років тому +25

      Michael Tucker Ninja assassinate people with a teamwork technique called "bukkake".

    • @waiwai3704
      @waiwai3704 6 років тому +2

      :O I want some Ninjas to try that on me once c:

  • @ulysses284
    @ulysses284 7 років тому +181

    "The curvature begins really early in the curvature"
    -Metatron 2017

    • @Lord_Epsilon
      @Lord_Epsilon 7 років тому +15

      It does.

    • @ulysses284
      @ulysses284 7 років тому +28

      *lip smack* pretty accurate

    • @savage7882
      @savage7882 7 років тому +23

      Yo dawg i heard that you like curves
      so i curved the curvature so you can have a curvature really early in the curvature

  • @dominicshelkey8741
    @dominicshelkey8741 7 років тому +333

    Why no mention of Pizza? In every ninja documentary I've watched, the ninja eat pizza.

    • @christianrenzpueyo6705
      @christianrenzpueyo6705 7 років тому +11

      Dominic Shelkey and Snickers, they are very much effective against samurais and soldier, in case of emergency and power up crisis

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 7 років тому +21

      He mentioned castles walls made of pizza dough, though... dough... though...

    • @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal
      @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal 6 років тому +24

      What about Ramen. Everyone knows that ramen could replenish your chakra

    • @iamachinesepetwholies5476
      @iamachinesepetwholies5476 6 років тому +7

      Is that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle meme, if it is, clever then

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 6 років тому +3

      Thats why they eat it!
      To get into the castle of the evil daimyo they had to make a hole in the wall. They just ate the wall.

  • @JimFortune
    @JimFortune 7 років тому +453

    Are you claiming Anime is not historically accurate??? Shock! Horror!

    • @bernardoheusi6146
      @bernardoheusi6146 6 років тому +13

      Chi is real, you just need to find the right senpai.

    • @claigeannccda302
      @claigeannccda302 6 років тому +1

      Jim Fortune no because the video he has not debunked but claims to be debunked is not using anime as a source.

    • @thekeysman6760
      @thekeysman6760 6 років тому

      Caleb. You're just punking yourself now, surely? Obviously, they used 'make-believe' as their source.

    • @claigeannccda302
      @claigeannccda302 6 років тому

      thekeysman they didn’t though.

    • @thekeysman6760
      @thekeysman6760 6 років тому +1

      Please then, tell me what you believe their source to have been, and why it doesn't tally with what our actual teacher of japanese language says here. (Or with what my japanese girlfirend has read, for that matter.)

  • @Lord_Epsilon
    @Lord_Epsilon 7 років тому +424

    Why would ninjas use "ninja weapons"... you would be able to spot a ninja easily by the weapon he carries.

    • @Proxyincognito
      @Proxyincognito 7 років тому +83

      If you live in a castle made of pizza dough you probably wouldn't be tipped off by ninja weapons :p

    • @sathere4786
      @sathere4786 7 років тому +24

      Matt Nicholson "The straight ninja"
      Is there a bisexual one lmao

    • @Rantsnrambles808
      @Rantsnrambles808 7 років тому +10

      He said everyone had a sword....when everyone has a sword...no1 does

    • @sathere4786
      @sathere4786 7 років тому +11

      Matt Nicholson don't take this joke too seriously ma-dud xD

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 7 років тому +6

      Well, considering that many samurai were bisexuals, I don't why shinobi wouldn't be too. XD

  • @little_isalina
    @little_isalina 7 років тому +158

    I wonder how many seasons of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles they watched for research.

  • @jdsmith6789
    @jdsmith6789 5 років тому +180

    He forgot the historical "disappearing smoke bomb."

    • @christophersabo1228
      @christophersabo1228 4 роки тому +8

      Disappearing smoke bomb has some basis in reality but not as much as what anime and Hollywood put into it.

    • @badlandskid
      @badlandskid 4 роки тому +2

      Enter the Dragon

    • @johnnytakisawa
      @johnnytakisawa 4 роки тому +3

      Ninja vanish!

    • @crwydryny
      @crwydryny 4 роки тому +7

      It's historical fact that ninja's didn't use smoke bombs they'd turn into smoke using the magical powers of the kuji-kiri ;p

    • @kenprotective8858
      @kenprotective8858 4 роки тому +2

      Because historical scrolls describes ninjas as not actually disappearing but were found to be either crouching down with arms covering head, lying down, in a foetal position or planking once the smoke clears form the smoke bombs

  • @discountjotaro5259
    @discountjotaro5259 7 років тому +112

    Oh please Metatron,we all know that a ninja is the perfect combination of melee and assasination,the ultimate warrior.

    • @TheBloofyx
      @TheBloofyx 7 років тому +26

      perfect combination of melee, assasination and stabbing walls with their swords*

    • @finnmontaner3310
      @finnmontaner3310 7 років тому +7

      Kalameet stabbing pizza dough*

  • @mikesiri2774
    @mikesiri2774 7 років тому +353

    Blot twist. Metatron is a ninja and confusing people with facts and say some of them are not true to make him safe

    • @dudeistpreist5721
      @dudeistpreist5721 7 років тому +25

      Mike Siri his hair isn't long enough he must be early in his training. such a young grasshopper.

    • @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal
      @patanjalilemonsquashimmortal 6 років тому +2

      Das Carlin that is the reason why he left loopholes that led to make being able to reduce the fact

    • @falcon8752
      @falcon8752 6 років тому +8

      Yes, Blot twist. Also known as upside-down Rorschach.

    • @sathere4786
      @sathere4786 6 років тому +3

      Mike Siri **plot*

    • @Reaper-dg1nn
      @Reaper-dg1nn 6 років тому +5

      🅱️LOT 🅱️ist

  • @ibby5922
    @ibby5922 6 років тому +162

    I’m surprised the Chidori wasn’t there. The most effective lightning nature jutsu. It was definitely used by all ninja

    • @Lumos89
      @Lumos89 5 років тому +7

      That is because the rasengan is superior in every way.

    • @sholahverassa8582
      @sholahverassa8582 5 років тому +4

      @@Lumos89 Still gets beaten by tsukuyomi.

    • @jacobjensen7704
      @jacobjensen7704 4 роки тому +1

      Not true, Chidori can only be used by those who have a Sharingan.

    • @albertoiturra6231
      @albertoiturra6231 4 роки тому +3

      Elite ninja doesns't count, you should talk about explosive paper and kage bunshin no jutsu. Datebayo

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi Рік тому

      @@jacobjensen7704 not true. Kakashi didn’t have the Sharingan when he first used Chidori. It’s a very risky jutsu to use without the Sharingan but it isn’t necessary.

  • @tyngchinchillachang838
    @tyngchinchillachang838 7 років тому +407

    Btw im quite sure that ninjas are green and wear turleshells.

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 7 років тому +9

      Of course, Master Splinter was an apprentice of Muten Roshi!

    • @ng8952
      @ng8952 7 років тому +2

      Tyngchinchilla Chang And a katana that can cut through time and space.

    • @nomad5083
      @nomad5083 7 років тому +5

      Tyngchinchilla Chang
      And were trained by a humble old rat

    • @kaishadowninja5989
      @kaishadowninja5989 7 років тому +2

      Ikr?

    • @clare5one
      @clare5one 7 років тому

      That did it for me!

  • @joshmanwaring3848
    @joshmanwaring3848 7 років тому +607

    In 8th grade world history, my teacher told me ninjas were Chinese soldiers, he also told me the Greeks disappeared in a day and the Romans replaced them. Shows how great American education is...

    • @JourneyToTheCage
      @JourneyToTheCage 7 років тому +75

      Josh Maack are you actually serious?

    • @joshmanwaring3848
      @joshmanwaring3848 7 років тому +120

      Suburban Slingshots he wasn't the best teacher, refused to give me anything higher than a C because I never played football

    • @Jake_Sully445
      @Jake_Sully445 6 років тому +21

      I thought ninjas were Chinese but moved to Japan. idk, heard it from JK news

    • @groovecrusader7522
      @groovecrusader7522 6 років тому +38

      Josh Maack i swear to god we have the same teachers, people like that made me hate football alltogether

    • @shawnwolf5961
      @shawnwolf5961 6 років тому +63

      Not american education, one dumbass teacher.

  • @ModernBladesmith
    @ModernBladesmith 7 років тому +93

    "The curvature begins really early in the curvature"
    -Metatron 2017
    Remember these words my friends. They hold much wisdom.

  • @abysspect
    @abysspect 7 років тому +1012

    Talks about a sai, shows a fucking _Italian parrying dagger._

    • @secutorprimus
      @secutorprimus 7 років тому +128

      SwitchFeathers There were even rapiers in the frame, too...

    • @Yak_Jedi
      @Yak_Jedi 7 років тому +40

      I agree. However, I think the original video's creators were only trying to note the similarity between the sai and those particular off-hand weapons. They just didn't do that good a job of it.

    • @tuckerrichardson2606
      @tuckerrichardson2606 7 років тому +18

      well it was a pour choice and I'm in no way defending the video however the parrying dagger and the sai are very much alike when looked but with ignorant eyes if you don't know they're different just getting a glimpse through a quick Google search you can see how they'd be considered the same.

    • @Yak_Jedi
      @Yak_Jedi 7 років тому

      agreed

    • @JimGiant
      @JimGiant 7 років тому +20

      I gave Metatron the link to that video. That image sealed the deal for me.

  • @caveymoley
    @caveymoley 6 років тому +56

    What I learned from this video....
    Ninjas were state sponsored nights watch and undercover/secret police, who may or may not have used their position to summarily execute a few "undesirables" every now and then.
    Thanks so much for helping me demystify their role in history

  • @MortusVanDerHell
    @MortusVanDerHell 6 років тому +335

    So you would say that the sentence: "Ninjas - the assassins of the feudal Japan.", is equivalent to: "The CIA - the assassins of the modern USA." ?

    • @theashennamedjerry3203
      @theashennamedjerry3203 6 років тому +39

      No, because the cia does assassinate. Or at least they try. Cough bay of pigs cough.

    • @MortusVanDerHell
      @MortusVanDerHell 6 років тому +80

      Ninjas assassinate too, but this is not there main order. And not the main order of the CIA.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 5 років тому +16

      @@theashennamedjerry3203
      That's your idea of an assassination?

    • @theashennamedjerry3203
      @theashennamedjerry3203 5 років тому +17

      @@CruelestChris you know what. I fucked up. The bay of pigs was an invasion.

    • @ethandonnelly1973
      @ethandonnelly1973 5 років тому +26

      @@CruelestChris I'd consider it an assassination. I don't believe there's any stipulation for assassination to be stealthy, if you start a full blown invasion to kill a particular target for political reasons, that's an assassination. Just a super fucking messy one lmao

  • @cmn9824
    @cmn9824 7 років тому +137

    ''I come in peace, but i'm still gonna destroy your video''

  • @briankenney9528
    @briankenney9528 7 років тому +129

    I wonder what misconceptions future generations will have about modern soldiers

    • @sargerasserasion8170
      @sargerasserasion8170 6 років тому +53

      I'll tell you a modern one. "All soldiers are heroes and deserve our respect even if they are brainwashed psychopaths

    • @bobthebuilder2922
      @bobthebuilder2922 6 років тому +15

      @@sargerasserasion8170 not true

    • @iikkuowo6735
      @iikkuowo6735 6 років тому +64

      probs that everyone hipfired full auto and that magazines held near limitless amount of ammunition

    • @sheisthemanheisthewoman4016
      @sheisthemanheisthewoman4016 6 років тому +47

      AMERICAN soldiers were completely invincible with dead eye aim and a gun that could tear holes in time and space! Also they had an elongating chainsaw machete bayonet that could tear through armies with ease. That was a single AMERICAN soldier!

    • @mr.q337
      @mr.q337 6 років тому +7

      Boi, have you seen any Michael Bay movies? =))) LMAO

  • @anarchistentertainment9040
    @anarchistentertainment9040 6 років тому +94

    LETHAL -NARUTO- NINJA WEAPONS YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO ENCOUNTER

    • @susamogus5693
      @susamogus5693 4 роки тому +2

      Who uses weapons in naruto anyways lol chakra goes brrrr

  • @MattFyrm
    @MattFyrm 4 роки тому +67

    "what are the walls made of? Pizza dough?"
    No, metatron, they're Japanese not Italians!

    • @yuuyakizami2133
      @yuuyakizami2133 3 роки тому +11

      So the walls are made of mochi or daifuku? 😂

  • @EgaoKage
    @EgaoKage 7 років тому +210

    To say that Ninja and Samurai were inherent enemies, would be like saying that DvDs and DvD Players are inherent enemies. One has the information, the other makes use of it.. Probably better analogies out there.. But maybe you see what I mean. :P

    • @EgaoKage
      @EgaoKage 7 років тому +16

      A note on poisons. Very few poisons ever existed (even today; through modern pharmaceuticals) which could be delivered, in a high enough dosage to have any noticeable effect, via a coated weapon. Only one plant-based poison could ever hope to achieve that. And the plant it's made from didn't arrive in Japan until, around the 1950s. Actual poisons will almost always need to be either injected or ingested. And, often, in fairly large doses.. At least, any which could be stored for any length of time, will be. Poison is a HUGE topic...and a very misunderstood one.

    • @RockerMarcee96
      @RockerMarcee96 7 років тому +3

      Well not a weapn coated plant based poison, but a deployed with a weapon and plant based. Thyme mixed in with belladonna extract in powder form delivered from an axe that is hollow on the inside and has holes in it's head. The first swing toward the opponent's face will cover him in blinding powder (it's going to hurt and actually blind you for a good 30 minutes). Well at least this is what Fiore de'i Liberi gives us for armoured duels.

    • @Tennouseijin
      @Tennouseijin 5 років тому +2

      I've heard about shuriken and other blades coated in rotten meat and dung to instead cause deadly wound infections. Would that make more sense than poison? Or is that another baseless theory?

    • @anonyme4881
      @anonyme4881 5 років тому +3

      Poison takes time to produce effet. Even with moderne one, with some exeption.
      The strongest poisoned weapon is Bulgar's umbrella. Walk in the street, stab your oponent's foot with your umbrella and click a button to inject an incurable radioactif element.
      Your target is dead.

    • @anonyme4881
      @anonyme4881 5 років тому +2

      I heard that bowman shitted in they quiver to infect opponent.

  • @theldraspneumonoultramicro405
    @theldraspneumonoultramicro405 5 років тому +70

    talks about sai, 12:11 shows a parrying dagger...

    • @donsmeltzer4083
      @donsmeltzer4083 4 роки тому

      Theldras Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis that’s a sai.

    • @kimprins8338
      @kimprins8338 4 роки тому +10

      @@donsmeltzer4083 I don't think they are. Sering the clamshell as a Bilt and the combination with a rapier points at a parrying dagger

    • @gothkrix
      @gothkrix 4 роки тому +6

      @@kimprins8338 Yep, it is a parrying dagger, and funny enough Sai were used with the same purpose if I am not mistaken, hence the similarities. As far as I know, they were mainly meant to catch the blades of the opponents.

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 4 роки тому

      @@gothkrix I think he has a video on Okinawan weapons were he talks about how Sai were used back then

    • @kenprotective8858
      @kenprotective8858 4 роки тому

      He forgets to mention the legendary ninja Raphael when describing the sais

  • @Glegionar
    @Glegionar 7 років тому +200

    I suggest the creaton of a specific word for when a video gets debunked by Metatron: "Metatroned"! xD

  • @BS-bd5uq
    @BS-bd5uq 7 років тому +371

    Did I see rapiers with parrying daggers?? lolol

    • @alexdhamp
      @alexdhamp 7 років тому +5

      Yes, I believe you did... lol

    • @JETWTF
      @JETWTF 7 років тому +7

      Indeed you did, and was funny.

    • @secutorprimus
      @secutorprimus 7 років тому +16

      Yuexin Huo I was wondering why that wasn't brought up... 👍

    • @BS-bd5uq
      @BS-bd5uq 7 років тому +1

      TheBeastWithin same lol

    • @Poldovico
      @Poldovico 7 років тому +19

      hey, it's an awesome combo! Rapiers get extra riposte damage and can easily stunlock and interrupt.

  • @gregkral4467
    @gregkral4467 5 років тому +9

    All those late '70's and early 80's ninja movies did us all a great dis-service. I always thought of it more of a job description, sometimes freedom fighters, but thank you for this video. It does put much back into perspective.

  • @Eric-ky3fo
    @Eric-ky3fo 7 років тому +11

    Metatron you don't know how helpful your videos have been.
    Thank you for sharing this information with us.

  • @Seventeen_Syllables
    @Seventeen_Syllables 7 років тому +39

    Shuriken was mentioned in South Park. It was the only one Kenny could afford.

  • @kyriss12
    @kyriss12 7 років тому +51

    as far as ninja's and poison goes. I'm fairly certain they used it in food far more often than any other weapon, because slow acting poisons have always been the best method of assassination. As far as poison coated throwing weapons and blow darts go, most likely didn't happen outside of Hollywood. Even a really potent poison directly injected into a major vein is going to take awhile to circulate through the bloodstream before it takes affect.
    If the poison in question is only lightly coating something that most likely only got into capillaries, or lesser veins, your target is going to be made aware that someones trying to kill them, and have plenty of time to take action. It works for hunting because you can track the animal and wait for them to die, doesn't work so well for assassination and combat because they have plenty of time to sound the alarm and fight back.

    • @sargerasserasion8170
      @sargerasserasion8170 6 років тому +1

      Cyinide is the assasins best friend

    • @Vulgarth1
      @Vulgarth1 5 років тому +2

      @@sargerasserasion8170 A political murder is not exactly the best time to be using a chemical that ends in an obviously unnatural death.

    • @nurse425
      @nurse425 4 роки тому

      @Izno Iznogoud LOL, yep!

    • @aridicaexmontaudon1296
      @aridicaexmontaudon1296 3 роки тому

      The oss used poison in the bigot dart i believe

    • @voltekthecyborg7898
      @voltekthecyborg7898 3 роки тому

      Blow darts were used. But for hunting, obviously. So a poison dart would make sense in that regard. Assassination, not so much. You'd be better off with poisoned wine (including saki) and other stuff

  • @georgesimmons2517
    @georgesimmons2517 7 років тому +33

    It’s nice to see someone on UA-cam that actually knows what they’re talking about :)

  • @frencpoulisos8076
    @frencpoulisos8076 7 років тому +43

    When i see: DEBUNKED at your chanell i know it will be great video

  • @shadowangel3995
    @shadowangel3995 5 років тому +9

    “The katana can cut space and time.” I loved that line.

  • @MichaelBerthelsen
    @MichaelBerthelsen 7 років тому +79

    Ironically, I regularly walk past a bookstore specializing in old books, and one of their illustrated books shows how you would ACTUALLY get over walls. Using a hooked ladder (blades/hooks at the top).(Living in Osaka) Which is a way better way than bending/breaking your sword to get over a wall. What the heck do you use once you get inside, after bending your sword. Also, how does pulling straight up on a strap pull the blade out from between the rocks? *facepalm*

    • @phungvietanhao
      @phungvietanhao 7 років тому +7

      I read a Japanese manga (Nintama Rantarô), it illustrates how ninjas use their swords to vault through short walls. The way is they put sword (still in scabbard), handle up, against the wall, then jump on the pommel to the top of the wall. Before they do that, they tie a rope into the scabbard, one end is tied to ninja's wrist. After being on top, they retrieve the sword using the rope.

    • @MichaelBerthelsen
      @MichaelBerthelsen 7 років тому +3

      phungvietanhao Except that has nothing to do with either the video or what I said...

    • @phungvietanhao
      @phungvietanhao 7 років тому +6

      Nah, Just wanted to verify that the use of sword to vault through the wall without damaging the sword is plausible, if not actually useful.

    • @MichaelBerthelsen
      @MichaelBerthelsen 7 років тому +11

      phungvietanhao Not the way they describe it. Which is what we're discussing here. Not to mention, I'm not sure that would make any sense, since you could just use a stick, and not break your scabbard. Why not just use a stick for the same purpose? More secure, 0% chance of loosing/breaking your weapon, and would be far less suspicious, should someone stumble upon it. No clear dents in the soil, just someone having left a stick leaning against the wall.

    • @bmxriderforlife1234
      @bmxriderforlife1234 7 років тому +4

      you can straighten bent katana rather easy. just do it over your knee. but obviously its still stupid to bend a sword to climb a wall.

  • @jeffreygao3956
    @jeffreygao3956 6 років тому +33

    You could also mention that ninjas probably had access to guns. Japan has had firearms since 1543 and they were common weapons for both ashigaru and samurai.
    PS Love this video! I'm a big fan!

    • @arminiusofgermania
      @arminiusofgermania 5 років тому

      Samurai considered muskets dishonorable. The tokugawa shogunate didn't use them. Nobunaga oda did.

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 4 роки тому +11

      @@arminiusofgermania *laughs in Battle of Sekigahara and Siege of Osaka*

    • @AlexSmith-lr5uo
      @AlexSmith-lr5uo Рік тому

      Chocuto

    • @AlexSmith-lr5uo
      @AlexSmith-lr5uo Рік тому

      The last living Shinobi, uses shuriken

  • @beswick1306
    @beswick1306 5 років тому +7

    Whenever metatron jumps into frame i just imagine him crouching down under the camera like "Ahh this'll look cool!"

    • @VoicesOfNihil
      @VoicesOfNihil 3 роки тому

      Fun part is... That's probably exactly what he does lol, and most likely many times until he gets it right

  • @Feminismisfornobody
    @Feminismisfornobody 7 років тому +896

    your hair is magnificent

    • @metatronyt
      @metatronyt  7 років тому +116

      Why thank you ^^

    • @davidwilkinson7361
      @davidwilkinson7361 7 років тому +2

      Metatron hey what's the song at the end of your videos btw Naples is a shothole its almost as bad as china

    • @johnathanyoung100
      @johnathanyoung100 7 років тому +26

      scientists theorise that it is the source of his intellectual prowess, his power level increases exponentially with length

    • @axelkjallquistweiss5471
      @axelkjallquistweiss5471 7 років тому +1

      Feminism is for nobody nahh too short

    • @The_Maw_Hermit
      @The_Maw_Hermit 7 років тому +1

      Well, that's an immens bullshit man. Italian here. Naples is rich of stunning landscapes and a lot of magnificent historical buildings, as you know since you're talking, Naples was for hundreds of years one of the two capitals of the "Regno delle due sicilie" or into english, the "kingdom of two sicilies".. if you think actual shit PROPAGANDA tells you that Naples is full of shit, well, you've just to take a week and go there yourself to see how it looks.

  • @williamh.7097
    @williamh.7097 5 років тому +51

    Turns out Naruto and Samurai Jack are not reliable sources of historical Info. 😂

    • @ChupeTTe
      @ChupeTTe 4 роки тому +1

      But theyre still a fun ride

    • @AnArtInEveryLabor
      @AnArtInEveryLabor 4 роки тому +5

      Technically we wouldn't know if Samurai Jack was historically accurate, as only a small portion of it takes place in Feudal Japan. The vast majority of it happens in the far future.

    • @tommasobergamaschi4277
      @tommasobergamaschi4277 4 роки тому +1

      @@AnArtInEveryLabor Good point dude!

    • @hz.kemalpasa2997
      @hz.kemalpasa2997 3 роки тому +2

      As a traveler from far future I can confirm Samurai Jack is a completely accurate source of info.

    • @tommasobergamaschi4277
      @tommasobergamaschi4277 3 роки тому

      @@hz.kemalpasa2997 That sound something Jack himself would say lmao

  • @Dinoenthusiastguy
    @Dinoenthusiastguy 5 років тому +4

    4:02 Fun fact: I own two of those swords. Got them off ebay. Complete crap; the strap on the scabbard broke within hours, the bindings are coming undone and the pieces are loosely fitted together and rattle to high heaven. In the words of a great man, "What are you planning on killing? Butterflies?"

  • @Cato229
    @Cato229 7 років тому +7

    I love this channel + I love ninjas + I love debunkings =

  • @bradleyh8044
    @bradleyh8044 7 років тому +39

    Any chance of getting a video on the night patrols so frequently mentioned here?

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru 7 років тому +12

      Ninjas never used their smart phones to record themselves for security reasons, they only used them when they got back to their homes.

  • @mr.q337
    @mr.q337 6 років тому +41

    but but but, I thought ninjas wearing orange jacket and scream their lung out when ever they attack?

  • @helmenhjelmen1955
    @helmenhjelmen1955 7 років тому +15

    The katana being expensive weapons with a high status symbol.
    Yeah lets break the katana and make it a knife instead.... genius.

  • @deathkittenk.5471
    @deathkittenk.5471 7 років тому +43

    walls must've been made of pasta

    • @johnfrancisdoe1563
      @johnfrancisdoe1563 6 років тому +2

      DeathKitten K. Modern mountaineers in the Alps and elsewhere use dedicated tools that are stabbed into mountains and stepped on. So the technique itself is not limited to weak materials.

    • @Lunamana
      @Lunamana 5 років тому +2

      @@johnfrancisdoe1563 Yea but you wouldn't want to step on a sword you plan on using, you wouldn't want to stab a wall with that same sword either :P

    • @Fraggr92
      @Fraggr92 5 років тому

      Weren't old Japanese houses essentially made with mud walls? As in mud packed onto grids of bamboo surrounded by timber frames?

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 5 років тому

      @@Fraggr92 really, the same with many medieval commoner buildings around the world. Just different wood

  • @Tony_Regime
    @Tony_Regime 4 роки тому +3

    I read somewhere that the Ninja outfit is really from Japanese theatre where stage hands would be dressed in black. in plays only the results of Ninja's actions were shown so a stage hand dressed in black would assassinate a target or steal documents, etc, so people wrongly associated the outfit with Ninjas.
    the stage technique is still used simply look up "matrix ping pong" to see a great example

  • @nemanja4758
    @nemanja4758 7 років тому +44

    Can you make a video about the Okinawa thing or about the origin common misconceptions about shinobi?

    • @alexdhamp
      @alexdhamp 7 років тому

      Hasn't he already done a video on the misconceptions about shinobi?

    • @doommaker4000
      @doommaker4000 7 років тому +1

      Yup, he has already done it.

    • @enriquecabrera2137
      @enriquecabrera2137 7 років тому +3

      This Gamer Guy the origin are literally endless.
      it would be a whole documentary

    • @zeiitgeist
      @zeiitgeist 7 років тому +1

      This Gamer Guy okinawa case to be put simply is that they were a kingdom known as the ryukyu kingdom but during the edo period they were invade by the shimazu clan and its vassals in Satsuma from kyushu, which forbade the people from carrying weapons thus kobudo's foundation and karate grew from this sanction. the reason why ryukyu wasn't known as okinawa until modern times is because they were only incorporated during modern times, back then shimazu didn't want to explicitly announce they took control of the place to benefit from the trade and wanted to avoid confrontation with China which Ryukyu was a tributary of.

  • @BrunoRibeiro-zq1kq
    @BrunoRibeiro-zq1kq 6 років тому +17

    Ninja arts: rasengan, chidori, fireball jutsu.

  • @richard-4655
    @richard-4655 4 роки тому +3

    Didn't notice I was watching the video three years later until you said "Happy Easter" and went to check the date. That timing!

  • @kevinoneal9779
    @kevinoneal9779 7 років тому +435

    Here we go again...

    • @squirrelknight9768
      @squirrelknight9768 7 років тому +53

      Kevin O'Neal freedom for the kekistani people

    • @kevinoneal9779
      @kevinoneal9779 7 років тому +47

      *SHADILAY*

    • @squirrelknight9768
      @squirrelknight9768 7 років тому +12

      Kevin O'Neal ✊

    • @ethandonnelly1973
      @ethandonnelly1973 7 років тому +15

      ON OUR OWN! GOING DOWN THE ONLY ROAD WE'VE EVER KNOWN! LIKE A-oh you meant a metatron rant.......Oops

    • @SZebS
      @SZebS 7 років тому +8

      Kevin O'Neal kekistan

  • @jeffreygao3956
    @jeffreygao3956 6 років тому +55

    Real ninja vs Fantasy ninja
    Fantasy ninja gets instantly recognized and arrested. Real ninja takes out his/her target and is never suspected. Real 1, fantasy 0.

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 4 роки тому +5

      but a fantasy ninja can kill everyone who tries to arrest him and scream "ninjago" to create a tornado

    • @jeffreygao3956
      @jeffreygao3956 4 роки тому +5

      Until the ninja gets shot by a mini-gun with infinite ammunition.

    • @tommasobergamaschi4277
      @tommasobergamaschi4277 4 роки тому +1

      Idk dude Kakashi is pretty OP it would not be easy to arrest him

  • @cambamslam3510
    @cambamslam3510 6 років тому +41

    Sorry. But both of you are wrong. Back then we all fought using elemental Jitsus and the base of everything was chakra. I don't know what all this shit about farming and samurai is. But your all wrong

  • @OrkarIsberEstar
    @OrkarIsberEstar 7 років тому +7

    5 ninja weapons i never want to encounter - before watching your video - 5 different kinds of poisons XD

  • @jean-naymar602
    @jean-naymar602 7 років тому +5

    "I come in peace, but I'm still going to destroy your video."
    "I come in peace, but i'm still going to plunder your village tho"

  • @Hercules1-v9m
    @Hercules1-v9m 6 років тому +64

    Ha! So the "ninja" from Deadliest Warrior lied and cheated about their weapons..........and still were killed by a Spartan.

    • @saitamayourdaddy7008
      @saitamayourdaddy7008 6 років тому +2

      Nope

    • @charliedilltarde9881
      @charliedilltarde9881 5 років тому +1

      piss off

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 5 років тому +4

      Yep, and the Spartan could've done it with his shield alone!
      (Fun Fact: If you look at the kill tallies of the Spartan and the Ninja, the Aspis shield alone had more kills than the Ninja's entire Hollywood/anime/comic book inspired arsenal)

    • @58jharris
      @58jharris 5 років тому +5

      That show was a big load of bullshit .

    • @AnArtInEveryLabor
      @AnArtInEveryLabor 4 роки тому +3

      Deadliest Warrior's entire shtick was taking enemies who weren't front line combatants and putting them in straight fights with enemies who were. It made virtually every fight feel like shit and reflected badly on just about anyone or anything they decided to feature.

  • @Immopimmo
    @Immopimmo 7 років тому +15

    Ninjas may use their swords to climb.. but Lara Croft can use flimsy arrows and just stab them into thick planks and stand and climb on them like it's no ones business. She's a real ninja. :p

  • @nickcarbaugh4301
    @nickcarbaugh4301 7 років тому +28

    Why would I want to encounter ANY lethal ninja weapon?

    • @alexandresobreiramartins9461
      @alexandresobreiramartins9461 7 років тому +1

      Yes, or ANY lethal weapon, period! Actually, ANY weapon. Are they saying it's good to encounter other weapons? What weapons are not made to be lethal, BTW?

    • @NDOhioan
      @NDOhioan 6 років тому +1

      OVER BORK Honestly, I'd find the sentient katana with arms far more disturbing than the mugging.

    • @zjuraeventide8949
      @zjuraeventide8949 6 років тому

      Alexandre Martins A dubstep gun

  • @edder7157
    @edder7157 7 років тому +15

    MUCH better than your video "debunking" of the gunny's longbow segment, (read my comment there). YOU specifically pointed out inaccuracies & mentioned (if not stated actuall direct) source materials & your experience. You also directly oposed points it the video with conflicting points from your research. Step by step, completely analytical & informative w/out diving too deep into each point. Well done I applaud you on this video, however, you left me with more questions about ninjas. I would love to see an in-depth educational video about them, especially with demonstrations.

    • @tommasobergamaschi4277
      @tommasobergamaschi4277 4 роки тому

      Yeah I think I see what you do mean, this was more "professional" and the other one was more for fun, enjoyed both personally but I get your point

  • @jaelee671
    @jaelee671 7 років тому +39

    In that context, you might not be able to call Sai Japanese weapon at all. Okinawa was originally separate kingdom called Ryukyu and wasn't even part of Japan till late 19th Century. Since we don't call American Indian weapons American weapons, maybe we have to call sai ryukyu weapon?

    • @TeaSerpent
      @TeaSerpent 6 років тому +1

      The "Sai" is a traditional Chinese weapon called a Tiechi (Iron Ruler).
      It is not a farm tool, an Indian Trishula, a nail for fixing ox cart wheels to their axle, a pitchfork for hay or any of the other nonsense people talk about it.
      Unfortunately every single thing Megatron says about Okinawan Kobudo are things that are widely known to be false and do not have backing by any historical evidence. Although this seems to be a running theme with his videos, debunking other people and claiming to rely on historical evidence while simultaneously perpetuating the same type of ignorant pop culture falsehoods he claims to be correcting.

    • @TeaSerpent
      @TeaSerpent 6 років тому

      Anyway the name Sai is quite likely a recent name of at least I have only seen it used in 20th century documents. Prior to that the Okinawans used the traditional Chinese name of the weapon, just like they still do in much of Southeast Asia today where the weapon was widely introduced by various groups of Min and Yue language group speaking immigrants (Tekpi being a Minnan Language pronunciation of the local variant name used for the weapon in Southern Fujian and far southeast Guangdong).
      Likewise the Tonfa is also a traditional Chinese weapon known as a Guai (Crutch). The Nunchaku also being a Chinese weapon called Liang Jia Gun in Mandarin languages, Nunchaku being possibly derived from the Minnan language pronunciation of the name (Nung Cha Kun)
      The weapons ban he is talking about did happen, peasants were not allowed to carry weapons. It's the exact same law they had in both China and Japan and just like in China and Japan it was only haphazardly applied with weapons possession and even militia training by peasants being general ignored. As long as they did not hold anti government attitudes or rise to the levels of serious potential military threat it was often seen as a benefit to the country to have local village defense squads to keep order in rural areas where policing was difficult or even on existent. Many of these peasant militia organizations were also organized, encouraged or funded by local gentry. Village defense squads usually practiced with staffs, spears, and polearms.
      Some of the Okinawan village arts using these weapons are still being passed on in various "Mura Bo" (Village Staff) squad traditions today.
      Just like in Japan the Shizoku class could own all kinds of weapons. As basically all the major Okinawan martial arts come from Shizoku lines (just like all the major schools or Japanese koryu bujutsu) it is ridiculous to talk about people who could swords, spears, and bows and who were members of the ruling class having to walk around with farm tools.
      Especially as the weapons mentioned were actual weapons with no similarity to any farm tools.

    • @sir-shanksalot8847
      @sir-shanksalot8847 6 років тому

      The homelands of the infamous vagrant mugen

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 6 років тому

      Actually the Ryuku islands were a part of Japan since they 16th century. Also, genetically speaking, okinawans and Japanese are the same race.

    • @AimForMyHead81
      @AimForMyHead81 6 років тому

      @@mnichoson542 Not as bad the bastard American soldiers who are currently raping them during their occupation.

  • @AmorDeae
    @AmorDeae 7 років тому +28

    I wonder how an actual ninja would react to a video containing such knowledge.

    • @burleynelson4263
      @burleynelson4263 7 років тому +26

      They would probably be glad to see that all of their real secret techniques are covered up by fiction so no one knows the truth.

    • @Tangent_Pixel
      @Tangent_Pixel 7 років тому +11

      amadeusz antyga how would you know they were a ninja? That would be like a spy coming out to respond to spy misconception... I'm sure it's happened, but he wouldn't say "I know because I am a spy"
      Horrible for PR.

    • @JohnDoe-on6ru
      @JohnDoe-on6ru 7 років тому +6

      Or brilliant? Nobody would expect a real spy to come out as a spy, that's genius!
      #NotASpy

    • @brianwyters2150
      @brianwyters2150 7 років тому

      Well Metatron does talk about time after the hypothetical ninja was at, so then the ninja could know the future to some extent.

    • @NDOhioan
      @NDOhioan 6 років тому

      Tangent FYI I am a ninja

  • @TraverseDavies
    @TraverseDavies Рік тому +1

    When I trained with the Bunjinkan (and the amount of historical basis for the Bunjinkan is another matter, but at least we did work off of actual historical records for our techniques), we talked about the origins of the Ninja mask, and there was one. In theatre the Ninjas were often the baddies - and because they were supposed to be able to vanish and re-appear they put them in all black, including a hood, so that they would not be visible against the black background. They also moved props and the like, since they were already there and hard to see.
    As to the weapons, it's pretty clear that there is a huge conflation in western culture between Okinawan arts and the Ninja, despite the complete lack of historical connection - so thank you for the video - it's nice to see some historical context being brought into the discussion.
    As to the Bunjinkan, I would love to see your take on it someday, but I'm not sure I would wade into that swamp personally...

  • @akiva2112
    @akiva2112 7 років тому +31

    I still ask if you could do a debunking video on Hattori Hanzo.

    • @nigelft
      @nigelft 7 років тому +1

      Alexander Medeiros Forgive my sheer ignorance, but what was wrong with him? (Unless you are refering to the fact he not only forged the katana, but polished it himself, two entirely different skills ...)

    • @akiva2112
      @akiva2112 7 років тому +2

      nigelft I was referring to since he is a popular character in games, and movies I would say my idea was like a fact from fiction about the famous man from iga

    • @bartwilliams3788
      @bartwilliams3788 7 років тому +1

      Maybe I have been loosing my memory, but isn't Hattori Hanzo a fictional character in Kill Bill. That was based on a "Ninja" of note in Japanese history?

    • @akiva2112
      @akiva2112 7 років тому +4

      Bart Williams yes he was real. He was one of the most famous ninja. He served Tokugawa iassu and he was known as "the devil". He saved Iassu on multiple occasions from certain death

    • @sherlocksmuuug6692
      @sherlocksmuuug6692 7 років тому +4

      +Alexander Medeiros
      Even more interesting is the fact that hanzo did it while his liege was trapped behind enemy lines and had lost almost all of his men.
      Hanzo could have easily betrayed him, but he didn't and smuggled his ass to safety.

  • @usmcrn4418
    @usmcrn4418 5 років тому +3

    Thank you so much..I lived in Japan and studied the Japanese language in college as well. Your input and commentary is totally correct and much appreciated, at least by me.

  • @croweater6814
    @croweater6814 5 років тому +25

    12:12. European fencing daggers are japanese sai now. Cool.

  • @Mortvent
    @Mortvent 7 років тому +29

    Always noticed most of the so called ninja tools in fiction are really things that would have been improvised as needed. Which make sense as spys operating during covert operations.. you would have to dress and equip appropriately for that role
    example would be playing a farmer you wouldn't have a full kit of combat gear so you don't stand out, but would have farming tools that would be easily turned into improvised weapons

    • @techoman8569
      @techoman8569 7 років тому +4

      Most of the undercover operations were to spy and acquire info, for that reason most of the ninja tools were used to facilitate infiltration but not for combat, like the chain in the kama. But yes, if they fail its main rol; infiltration&spy; they would be forced to fight with wath they had in hand.

    • @grayscribe2125
      @grayscribe2125 7 років тому

      That's the point many miss. How do you transport all this (supposedly) specialized equipment unnoticed?
      You choose a disguise that allows you to carry what you need.

  • @Philxia66
    @Philxia66 7 років тому +80

    Weapons are not farming tools. (with very few exceptions)
    I can imagine some peasant getting arrested for carrying a pair of tekko kagi and saying "No officer, they are farming tools, I swear."
    Yeah, and my katana's a kitchen knife. lol.

    • @sathere4786
      @sathere4786 7 років тому +7

      夏武俠 like "my bow is a suit hanger"? Btw i could buy a bow and use it like that xD

    • @TheKozdgaf
      @TheKozdgaf 6 років тому +12

      Uhh ALOT of tools where repurposed as "weapons" douchbag

    • @sneakykitsune7831
      @sneakykitsune7831 6 років тому +2

      But a suit hanger can be turned into a bow but probably not as eficient a actual bow

    • @The_Foxymew
      @The_Foxymew 6 років тому +3

      I mean, the sai was basically just a sharpened farming tool. It was used to handle hay and simillar, basically just forks...

    • @havoc3742
      @havoc3742 6 років тому +2

      Tell that to the English and Billhooks

  • @andrewstefanow5440
    @andrewstefanow5440 6 років тому +1

    This is my very first video I've watched by Metatron. Based on his specific knowledge and love of Japan and their culture, with the fight to let the truth come forward. I will subscribe. Well done.

  • @nosh247
    @nosh247 7 років тому +20

    Orochimaru, Tsunade and Jiraiya walk into a bar...

    • @dudeistpreist5721
      @dudeistpreist5721 7 років тому +3

      francisco chong it's a strip bar and orochimaru is a long timer there.

  • @CruelestChris
    @CruelestChris 4 роки тому +6

    You should know that ninjas and samurai were enemies, in fact ninjas were the natural predators of samurai and a ninja would have to eat three times his body weight in samurai every day to maintain his chi or he'd lose the ability to run like an idiot.

    • @metatronyt
      @metatronyt  4 роки тому +2

      You are a troll right?

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 4 роки тому +5

      @@metatronyt
      I've seen the documentary series Naruto and clearly Japanese people don't run like that anymore because they ran out of samurai to eat. It's just common sense.

    • @torpid2906
      @torpid2906 4 роки тому

      I’m surprised more people don’t know this, it’s just common sense really

  • @theogoltzman5372
    @theogoltzman5372 6 років тому +15

    Wait was that rapier and dagger? In the part about Sai (12:12), there is an image of two people who fighting with rapier and dagger It's pretty obvious, in fact one of the daggers has a clamshell guard. Not to mention the rapiers!!! Are they trying to say that there were rapier in feudal Japan? Maybe there was something similar, but those swords look a lot like rapiers, common in Renaissance Europe. Rapier and dagger isn't at all related to the sai, as far as I know. I think that really sums up the video right there. Rapier and dagger = sai. Totally true right there. NOT. Great video Metatron.

    • @RockerMarcee96
      @RockerMarcee96 6 років тому

      Well there are Japanese made smallswords that were made specifically for the foreign market, but then again those aren't rapiers either.

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 5 років тому

      Lmfao, thanks for pointing that out.

    • @aaagagatagtgtt9656
      @aaagagatagtgtt9656 5 років тому +1

      That is a ninja performing a mission in Europe where he adopted local costume to fit in, but couldn't help but keep at least one distinctively 'ninja' weapon.

    • @gangrenousgandalf2102
      @gangrenousgandalf2102 3 роки тому

      Yes. It was.

  • @ThePressurizer
    @ThePressurizer 7 років тому +12

    Well he's probably talking about sticking the sword in a wooden wall. Still, even if that didn't ruin the blade, stepping on it probably would.

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 5 років тому

      Not only that, but it seems they completely ignored physics as well. A ninja would have to drive their sword kinda deep into a wall, in order to use it as a step. Otherwise, it would tip down and make the user on it slip.

  • @That1CrappyGuy
    @That1CrappyGuy 7 років тому +14

    Climbing a cliff...with a sword...

    • @nofariag2171
      @nofariag2171 7 років тому +5

      Alice Burke Diamond is unbreakable... your face that is.
      (I love JoJoke's)

    • @hayabusa5930
      @hayabusa5930 7 років тому +3

      Nofariag I too am a JoJoke advocate.

  • @forickgrimaldus8301
    @forickgrimaldus8301 4 роки тому +6

    Weeb:"Samurai and ninja are arch enemies"
    Hanzo Hatori: "am I a joke to you"

  • @gerbilsmith
    @gerbilsmith 7 років тому +14

    one pic used for the cats hand was an Indian gauntlet & I also live the pic of two people practicing rapier & dagger used as a pic for sai...lol
    Metatron I'm suprisedyou didn't point them out...but good job none the less.

  • @SleepLessThan3
    @SleepLessThan3 5 років тому +10

    Original video talks about sai but then shows a french parrying dagger :omegathonk:

  • @bkmccovert
    @bkmccovert 5 років тому +2

    I appreciate the information and your commitment to accuracy and detail in your videos. I also highly admire the respect you show to other youtubers, including the ones that share different views. You don’t need to tear others down to build yourself up, and you’ve done a fantastic job of displaying integrity and tact. Keep up the great work. I subscribed to your channel after watching this video. Looking forward to catching up on the ones I’ve missed and seeing what’s in store for the future.

  • @Vaeren222
    @Vaeren222 7 років тому +6

    this video topped my birthday! :) thx metatron

  • @goldenfugnugget
    @goldenfugnugget 7 років тому +55

    lol Dedunked, is that something you do to a donut if you decide you actually didn't want coffee on it?

  • @matthewread7220
    @matthewread7220 5 років тому +1

    Always appreciate a video from the metatron.

  • @nofariag2171
    @nofariag2171 7 років тому +6

    OHHHHH MYYYY GOOOOOD!!!
    Nice Video...
    Also next your going to say: Is this a JoJo reference?

  • @lehelflothmann5174
    @lehelflothmann5174 7 років тому +77

    360p metatron best metatron.

    • @SZebS
      @SZebS 7 років тому +16

      Lehel Flothmann a.k.a. the only metatron i can watch because of my internet

    • @deusvult6900
      @deusvult6900 7 років тому +5

      1080p is the sweet spot - the highest graphics I can manage on my $500 RX 480 build.

    • @avenger1_gbo260
      @avenger1_gbo260 7 років тому

      spøøky mike søcks 1080p youtube only possible on rx 480? SUUUUURE

    • @bmxriderforlife1234
      @bmxriderforlife1234 7 років тому +1

      uhm you can do youtube 1080p with intel integrated graphics from like years ago, its your internet that matters.

    • @deusvult6900
      @deusvult6900 7 років тому

      bmxriderforlife1234 Who's joking here?

  • @renookami4651
    @renookami4651 5 років тому +2

    You know what is the most funny thing about "ninja weapons", "ninja tools" and of course "ninja dresscode"? If any of these were so exclusive to them and used by almost nobody else, it actually makes it really easy to identify a ninja. The best way to spy on a place, is to look like anyone else.

  • @eyeninja3398
    @eyeninja3398 7 років тому +53

    i don't want to encounter is the one who possess a sharingan or rinnegan

    • @alexdhamp
      @alexdhamp 7 років тому +4

      Byakugan FTW

    • @KingOpenReview
      @KingOpenReview 7 років тому +13

      LynKy12 There's tons of evidence. You just need to know how to break the genjutsus placed on certain scrolls.

    • @nosh247
      @nosh247 7 років тому +1

      Tenseigan > all other "gan"s

    • @ohlawd3699
      @ohlawd3699 7 років тому

      +francisco chong
      Nope. : )

    • @nosh247
      @nosh247 7 років тому

      XD which gan is the best then?

  • @caphikoki
    @caphikoki 7 років тому +80

    I want a video about ninja pirate robot zombies !

    • @fretilius
      @fretilius 7 років тому +17

      records only mention them fighting in space so no connection to japan whatsoever >__>

    • @Fedorchik1536
      @Fedorchik1536 7 років тому +5

      or better yet, ninja pirate cyborg zombie jesuses (jesi?)
      remember - cyborg, not robot. cyborg is robot, but 20% cooler

    • @manuxalunx6522
      @manuxalunx6522 7 років тому +5

      you forgot the cursed-nazi-ninja-witcher-farming-werebears

    • @fretilius
      @fretilius 7 років тому +1

      MANUXAL UNX yay something senseable finally

    • @darunicgames9197
      @darunicgames9197 7 років тому

      yeah

  • @PC_Simo
    @PC_Simo Рік тому +2

    2:25 They probably got that from some Japan-edition of ”Assassin’s Creed” 😅.

  • @SampoPaalanen
    @SampoPaalanen 7 років тому +6

    Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't a specialized "ninja sword" be counter-productive, seeing as ninja (the real ones that is not the pop-culture ones) would want to remain undetected and wielding a weapon that only ninja use would expose one without a shadow of a dout.

    • @alexdhamp
      @alexdhamp 7 років тому +2

      True...unless the sword was concealed somehow. Like...a cane or something? Not saying it happened, of course...just an idea how it COULD have been viable.

    • @SampoPaalanen
      @SampoPaalanen 7 років тому

      That much is obvious, cane swords are/were their own thing though and IIRC not present in large in Medival Japan being more of a late renessance to early industrial era thing due to the demands for the blade. Still that's not what "Ninjato" is generally depicted as, it's generally depicted as Katana with a short straight blade and is worn openly either on the side or more often on the back. As Metatron pointed out some ninja were samurai and wouldn't have any reason for a special sword as they wear their swords openly and those ninja who weren't would want to avoid weapon that's essentially meant to be used only by members of the samurai class. Essentially nothing about the ninjato as generally depicted if you stop assuming that ninja were supernaturally capable and admit that they were just humans, well trained humans sure but still bound by the limitations of being mere mortals rather then demi-gods.

  • @MrTheWaterbear
    @MrTheWaterbear 7 років тому +4

    Honestly, though, they were right in the title - I'd be HORRIFIED if a ninja came at me with a weapon they weren't supposed to have been using :P Element of surprise?

  • @epic321123
    @epic321123 7 років тому +2

    "What were the walls made of? Pizza dough?"
    Flawless.

  • @aaronjacobamadorsalazar1934
    @aaronjacobamadorsalazar1934 5 років тому +7

    And also, a shinobi would avoid any kind of fight
    They just fight back when escape is impossible