That Liu Kang Bike Kick sound at 2:55 literally had me crying in laughter and made me hang half off of my bed struggling to stay up from falling on the floor while my eyes were blinded with tears of laughter 😂
+DashieGames 😂 nah Dash shit don't work like that you gotta take the ball from or else they'll score. They can't get intimidated when they're computers
I know I'm not the only person that heard him say "you better give me some puh tonight too"... Does he not know that that is his sister on the game? 😂😂😂
izacc maxx Little too far man I ain't trying to get in prison. I wanna be something later. Every male in my family except my father died in prison or executed because they all killed someone. I wanna be different but god don't like my family. On a good note pac got a good piece on this: You picked the wrong guy, baby, if you're too fly You need to hit the door, search for a new guy - i get around, Tupac
Kvng Scanty She just stopped texting me and ignores my calls. I could still see that she uses it and she even responded to others just not me. Its difficult for me to see her often since we have a distance between eachother and most days neither of us have time to visit since I play basketball, work and go to college
+Xavier Phillips he plays what he wants. i hate when all you bitches beg him to play games and fucking complain all the damn time. he'll play it when he wants to
Yo dashie PLEASE play MyPark mode in this game oh and shit why u jumping like tht while playin defense press X not Y to reach and steal and LT to pressure the person
At the end of a basketball game, the losing team will always foul the person with the ball. This is actually a smart play. It gives the opponent a chance for the ball. If the person ,misses both foul shots, then the opposing team has a chance to bring the score up. This could be beneficial to you as well Dashie. Just remember these tips the next time you play 2K.
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"I'm depending on my team!"
Two Seconds Later...
"Pass it to me."
+Brandon McGlothurn Kobe in a nutshell lmao
That's why we love dashie.
+Nightingale417 yo real shit tho
Why does dashie even play this!? I swear it's like he posted a voting poll or something to try and please his viewers and this game won wtf cringe!
+DashieXP your profile pic is 200% lightskin
Ikr
+DashieXP 10/10
you're right. I don't get how he didn't defend his teammates and pressed y and not x
don't worry about the haters. they pretend to hate but really they love ya my boi
Dashie Logic: "Play that defense my boys!! What y'all doing?!!*violently jumps in every direction*
PlayStationPhantom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
dashie would b the only person on mycareer to go undrafted
ikr
😭💀
😂😂😂 sad but true
Nick Grier
Dukethakilla NBA 2k15
At 2:14 Dashie said I think they're brothers, then at 2:19 it shows the guy's name below and it's BROTHERS.... DASHIE IS SOME PSYCHIC
Two brothers....in a van....and then a meteor hits.....
+Sonicplys 64 LMAOOOO. I love that show
He kinda is
Yehss I thought I was the only one
illuminati confirm
yall tryna see that minecraft story mode tomorrow?
+DashieGames yup dash we tryna see it
Of course
First
+DashieGames Hell yeah!
nah nah you should play geometry dash
NOOOO MARIO KART 8 UNCLE DASH
This just gave me an idea.
9:48
"GHETTO NBA COACH"
Yes?!
DASHIE MAKE IT TRUE!!!
Make it happen, Dashie!
+Alex UA-cam Awesome Idea
Hell yeah!!
YES DO IT DASH
yo your defense in this game made my day I cannot stop laughing😂😂
DAMMIT DASHIE STOP JUMPING FOR NO REASON!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #ImDead
It's his character that is hyped AF playing, that's all 😂😂
9:47
Dashie - world's best coach for ANY sport
That Liu Kang Bike Kick sound at 2:55 literally had me crying in laughter and made me hang half off of my bed struggling to stay up from falling on the floor while my eyes were blinded with tears of laughter 😂
Lmfao 2:15 the shooters last name is Brothers 😂😂
trueKIDx h
Thought i was the only one
"Boy sit your bitch ass down" it made me laugh
I'm depending on my team, pass it to me. I'm dead.
"Fuckin Joseph!!!" 😂😂😂😂 part that killed me lmao
Never heard someone refer to a rebound as a "recover" before.
Idea for a skit: 2k in real life!
yes lol this^^
Do you mean playing basketball
Well it certainly isn't football
+Robby Espin (killswitchr7) When?
+Robby Espin (killswitchr7) I know you're not talking about dashie. I'm positive that video doesn't exist
I cry every time Dashie does that thing where he sticks out his tongue!! LOL
I cri evar tim
me too lol
Lol on your channel you looked up how to do the puppy eye lol wtf you be looking up
+Devin Peyton what are u talking about?
+Devin Peyton Excuse me? I am a normal person and I can look up whatever I want to. Why are you stalking me?
u jumped more than highschool bullies.
L
***** i mean that works just as good. lmao
+Matt Tate W
***** lmao that works 2
2:35 had me dying😭💀
If only dashie knew how to play defense you gatta press X not Y
+jonell beltran I'm tryna scare the other player lol
+DashieGames your so awsomeeeeemahhhhh yessssahhhhhhh
+DashieGames 😂 nah Dash shit don't work like that you gotta take the ball from or else they'll score. They can't get intimidated when they're computers
+Nick Brown lol true 😂
+jonell beltran Dashie plays the worst defence ever lol
yo we should get dashie to play online that would be hilarious like if he should play online 😂😂😂😂
Ya online in mario kart mah Boii
+DropEmPootis Scanty I'll still like it tho
If Dashie played 2k online it would be funniest video in UA-cam history Dashie I love u
+Treyed Up pause
+RaysilvaEXT9 we should have him go to the park
"IM OPEN AS FUCK" like Dashie pause on that like damn
Right! I was surprised he didn't say 'Pause'
+Vanessa Cardenas Right did he not notice or something
Dashie we ain't know u was like that
+Stephon Artis he was probably trying really hard in the game, he didn't notice
True it happens sometimes
Bulldogs more like bullshit XD
😂
You can Keep your ring
Johnny Kade tf u stfu
anyone else wanting Dashie to make this a series?
Oh hell nah
Nooo 😒
Hell no
NO.
Nope.
MA BOI DASHIE GETTING TAKEN OVER BY THE REPTILIAN BROTHERHOOD!
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
no.
+MrTrollTroller fuck you beat me XD
HIIISSSSSSSSSSS
foh
HISSSSSSSSSSSSS
I laugh so hard every time he cusses at them when they shoot free throws😂
"Come on my boys" 😹😹😹
Dashie in the game and he's ballin likes he's Melo!
Lil snupe aye
+donteandamy he should play super mario galaxy and do more MK animations
But he played all of last season with a injury
Aye that lil snupe
+Fu3go Gaming Productions no sorry I recommend not advertise in a popular UA-cam Channel
It said Brothers under the guy shooting at 2:19 after Dashie said he was brothers with the other guy XD
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that
I noticed that too but I didn't say anything because I thought that was the joke
Same, but I commented it anyway lol
But the announcer said the guys last name before dashie said the thing
0:30 dashie's face tho, hilarious!
9:54 "MA BOI SIT YOUR BITCH ASS DOWN!!!"
I JUST CAN'T- 😂
I Miss Tina, Lol
I read that while it was playing.
Lmao
+Tyler Shaw same
Who Tina?
lml I thought that's what he said😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm glad dashie is doing more game plays with face cam. I love to see his reactions
dashie needs to lay off the turbo trigger, what if he gets tired and they don't have the gatorade flavor he likes? He's fucked (pause!?!)
+Dion Flores haha
Well he juss gon be fucked
+Dion Flores bruh you got noticed
+carlisia calixte ayyyyeee!!! Today is a good day
Naw
Anyone else notice at 2:17, Dashie says I think they're brothers. Then when the guy shooting the foul gets the ball, his last name is Brothers.
Damn dashie playing defense like james harden.
Your basketball skills, or lack thereof made my heart hurt. But you're Dashie, so it's cool lol
+BX_KiD2987 cuz she black
+Terr /:
Terr Wow...
right
+Terr Knit your lips please. That came outta nowhere
"Thats how you Defense!!!" -Dashie
Vote Dashie For 2016 President
“I got a lot riding on this...”
Pause, my boy. 😂😂😂
"I think they brothers." Look at the guys last name when he shoots the ft.
I wish dashie was an nba coach, i would hire him right away😂😂😂
hissss leaf a like my fellow reptiles
HISSSSSS
+donoven holden yes hissssss
reptilian your going to take over the world
+Reptilian Brother Hood what is this hiss thing i've kept seeing on youtube and twitch?
Reptilian are coming on planet x to end the world RUN!!!!!!!!😱😲😨😵😷
For those wondering what the beat is, it's from one of Dashie's songs called Lazy Anthem. Do the lazy dance lol
Dashie!!! everyone was wide the fuck open! Get yo defense on mah boy!
First of all pause on your comment
yo I ain't even notice! Props, mad props.
And second he's working on that thanks to ppl saying GET YO DEFENSE UP PLAYA
+BrokenX I'll give that to him. he plays better than I ever could lmfao.
And for your last comment, even if you were I'm still flattered :)
+thisisekuu XD
That Livestream yesterday was dope.
Indeed
dashie press x to steal y to block and left trigger to play hard Defense
It's not worth helping him lol
you're wasting your time
He probably won't remember
I know I'm not the only person that heard him say "you better give me some puh tonight too"... Does he not know that that is his sister on the game? 😂😂😂
trying for a block everytime dash says thats how you do defence XD
Thanks dashie you made me feel better on the day a ho dropped my ass. Love you dash
izacc maxx Little too far man I ain't trying to get in prison. I wanna be something later. Every male in my family except my father died in prison or executed because they all killed someone. I wanna be different but god don't like my family. On a good note pac got a good piece on this:
You picked the wrong guy, baby, if you're too fly
You need to hit the door, search for a new guy
- i get around, Tupac
man tht fucked up what she say to you
+Daniel K mah boi if you ever get that BITCH,ACCUSE BARNEY
+Daniel K You the one that's suppose to be doin the droppin.
Kvng Scanty She just stopped texting me and ignores my calls. I could still see that she uses it and she even responded to others just not me. Its difficult for me to see her often since we have a distance between eachother and most days neither of us have time to visit since I play basketball, work and go to college
anybody else notice Dashies "Lazy Anthem" playing in the backgroung
yeah I do
Yea lol
You had laughing so hard watching this, man don't stop doing what you do.
DASH PLAY VIRTUAL MORALITY 2 AND 3 the first one was hilarious
lel yeah
IM STOCKIN U
lol jk
ikr
He's gonna play minecraft story mode tomorrow
DASHIE THANK YOU FOR COMING THOUGH WITH THIS 2K AND I JUST GOT DONE TAKING THE FLORIDA PSAT #BRUH
Damn i feel you I have to take that in two weeks 😩
Aye chill I took that in MD today
I. Done with NJ PSAT too! #BRUH
+Christina Smith is it a nationwide thing? cuz i just finished taking the Maryland PSAT
Obinna E I did too im in Charlotte. 11th grade
Fucking Joseph!!!
I know
My name is Joseph 😢
+JxGamingx // Reactions And More me 2.
Those beats in the background are spitting fire!!!!
I can hear that "lazy song" on the background!!!
"Keep It Simple" you randomly jumping and you call that defense 😂😂
Next time I'm ballin on the court and I'm open Ima scream IM OPEN AS FUCK😂
2:35 "YEA THE LAYYUPP" it's layout dashie 😂😂😂
did u guys here the lazy anthem beat in 6:28
Aaaaaaayyyyyyyyyeeeeeee
Ha
+Jason Harris Hear*
Yesss
get in the live stream boyyyyyyyy
0:40 "get dem hunneds out for your boy" dashie: "STFU DEEZ MOTHU' FUCKUS' MORE ANNOYING THAN ME!" 😂😂😂😂
*0:39
The gameplays are shit but Dashie is the only reason I'm watching this.
Fo real
Because you're a fucking sweaty nerd that doesn't like sports to shut the fuck up.
si si cheers for her brother, dashie like,"better gimmie some puh!!!" 😂😂
WHAT HAPPENED TO MARIO KART 8
+Xavier Phillips For real he should play it
ikr
+Xavier Phillips SCREW THAT GAME!
+Xavier Phillips he plays what he wants. i hate when all you bitches beg him to play games and fucking complain all the damn time. he'll play it when he wants to
+James Black a yo chill I sport dashie but I just miss mario kart
Dashie is white and like 7 feet tall in the game. Seems legit.
+Dratically Drag He looks caucasian in the game, plus, tall as fuck.
+tltar253 maybe hes one of those guys from norway or some shit lol.. hella tall white people there
tltar253 Yeah idk what caucasions you've been exposed to but there are a lot of tall ones..
+tltar253 Dashie is not white
+tltar253 Dashie isn't white though, he's Dominican so he's Hispanic
I kinda want to see you play Splatoon.
I don't really know how funny that would be
+Carlos Mazal He played it once and that was it. If he did story mode, I know it would be a faf series.
+King Ophileacis The game is pretty fun and Dashie is pretty funny. Match made in Squid Heaven.
+Emit Poe It would be!
Carlos Mazal still, it would really only be good for one or two videos, and I think I do remember seeing him play it a while ago
funniest part is dashie talking about defense.
where's the mario kart 8 gameplays dashie i been waiting on that even tho i appreciate your work and everything it's dope
Yeah!
Watching you play this Dashie is very PAINFUL!!
I made it early 2 days in a row?? DAYUM SON! I better say something funny... uhh.... Call Of Duty!
The beginning tho 😂😂😂
cool a new Dashie video
dashes videos are so funny XD
+Nick Figures IKR??
+Nick Figures stop talking to yourself it's weird
+Nick Figures ok
+Nick Figures lol
Like for Dashie to play Hunnie Pop to FINALLY GET THE PUH
0:16 I miss Tina 😭😭😭
Oh man only ogs remember dashie
I love 2k but this shit is so funny my G
dashie u should play this more often
i haven't seen the video yet so I hope dashie used me
pause.
Lil b
+WHiTE HOWARD XD
2:09 boys at the back left him hangin tho😂😂😂
u gettin good ma boy.but pro tip stop jumping that much.
eyy it you again
its*
PSAT WHO ELSE TOOK THAT STRUGGLE TEST
LMAO I DID TODAY
Mee i hate the math portion :(
i feal u that shit ugh
+xavier elliott it was ughhhhh
How about that spanish moss though.
Dash...
u know theres a steal button mah boi, right?
When. Dashie said I'm on Gatorade and it better be my favorite kind😂😂
I think they brothers... His last name is brothers, no way I'm the only one that saw
2K16 DASHIE VS. SPORT (or Tpindell)
lol why would people rather see this than metal gear solid
Because every other youtube channel does that basic shit
the world may never know
+Alex Veras No idea.
because it's better
+Joseph Ludvik yep
He doesn't understand that when u jump so much u get tired quickly and that u need energy to make shots 😂😭
Yo dashie PLEASE play MyPark mode in this game oh and shit why u jumping like tht while playin defense press X not Y to reach and steal and LT to pressure the person
By the way MyPark is where u can play against other peoples players in like 3v3 games
Oh and like these so dashie can see em
Right stick is how u do dribble moves also to get yourslef open for a shot
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
he play ps4
Dash if you're playing on Xbox one press "X" to steal the ball
If you're playing on PS4 press the "Square" button....
you're welcome!
+Datdude 2112 this deserves every like from the comment section lmao XD
Nobody will ever give a single fuck about how early y'all made it to the gameplay...
I think Drake made the song Jumpman, for how many times Dashie jumps on Defense 😂👌🏻👍🏻
i miss Tina ._.
I'm new but who was Tina to dashie?
I'm new but who was Tina to dashie?
+William Ng hell I've been here a year and I still don't know
Tina 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
So nobody saw that back court violation!!!! That shit had me trolling
10:16
Alphonso Gamble right
Thanks Dash, I'll remember to yell "YOU'RE A BITCH" at the basketball game when the team I don't like shooting. xD
yes dashiegames
Kek
+Freddy210hillcc zerttvrereep
Ryland Nunag wat lol
that profile pic thooo
“Layup” and he does the taunt 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can anyone explain the tina thing of dashie's channels?
it's a made up person
9:21 *F*CKING JOSEPH!!!!!!!!!!!*
2:28 PAUSE ma boi
At the end of a basketball game, the losing team will always foul the person with the ball. This is actually a smart play. It gives the opponent a chance for the ball. If the person ,misses both foul shots, then the opposing team has a chance to bring the score up. This could be beneficial to you as well Dashie. Just remember these tips the next time you play 2K.