VolksWagen Das Auto Compilation 2023 Funny clips, VW Meme's and More!!

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  • @ashketchum6222
    @ashketchum6222 Рік тому +98

    Fun fact: the man saying "Volkswagen. Das Auto." voiced Martin Septim in the German dub of Oblivion

  • @LocalDeepstateAgent
    @LocalDeepstateAgent Рік тому +133

    This video is the definition of "i know a guy that can do it cheaper".

  • @tsuaririndoku
    @tsuaririndoku Рік тому +564

    To be fair, older Volks were better. The older the better it gets. Especially the one that Austrian Painter is driving

    • @MGLpr0
      @MGLpr0 Рік тому +33

      Didn't he drive Mercs ?

    • @SMGJohn
      @SMGJohn Рік тому +30

      @@MGLpr0
      Austrian Painter drives Poland.

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 Рік тому +7

      ​@@MGLpr0Yeah. A Mercedes T80.

    • @chewy_chip756
      @chewy_chip756 Рік тому +2

      "is" 🤨🤨🤨

    • @rafaellucas1433
      @rafaellucas1433 Рік тому +4

      H1tl3r didn't invented the Beetle, he just stated that that their army needed a air-refrigerated and reliable car, who actually invented the Beetle was Ferdinand Porsche.

  • @tdhfc
    @tdhfc Рік тому +635

    I wonder how Tesla would behave when it reaches the age of the cars in the video.

    • @NameName-dx8lb
      @NameName-dx8lb Рік тому +134

      They wont even last a fraction of the time.

    • @Leonvolt28
      @Leonvolt28 Рік тому +75

      Battery will be dead after a 1 minute drive

    • @pebbledinertia
      @pebbledinertia Рік тому +9

      i replaced the tesla battery so 2 percent less horsepower

    • @randomchad915
      @randomchad915 Рік тому +28

      All EVs would be dead. 😂

    • @RandomGuy37
      @RandomGuy37 Рік тому +25

      Those cars won't even last to that age

  • @InternetListener
    @InternetListener Рік тому +126

    0:31 This is an actual safety feature, designed in case of a crash manual or auto windows lifters won't prevent passengers of getting out of the car or being rescued in case doors may not open. It's also main reason on why you are going to keep changing windows lift regulators mechanism tha faster the more open/closing your doors do banging. You can activate also this failing window feature by closing regularly with your windows down, they will bang inside even more and crush the plastic thing taht will make your car more windy. Specially annoying when your are on a trip or at night, holidays with all your nearby car workshops closed... 2 or 3 zipties and at least one torx screwdriver and you can disable it.

    • @Lucas_WAZZAA
      @Lucas_WAZZAA Рік тому +4

      ​@ceskydunaj3335still owned by VW

    • @PSM-05
      @PSM-05 Рік тому

      But is not VW only Skoda

    • @InternetListener
      @InternetListener Рік тому +2

      @@PSM-05 In fact is an oem feature present in all Volkswagen Aktiengesellschaft cars build using PQ34 and PQ24 platforms, Golf IV and Polo IV/Fabia I respectively.

  • @galiusargentum9048
    @galiusargentum9048 Рік тому +182

    I have a Volkswagen Polo 1.6 year 2000 and it's so loyal, comfortable and efficient. Never had an issue like the ones in the video, those are idiots who don't take care of their cars!!

    • @tracker7059
      @tracker7059 Рік тому +14

      I own both a Polo IV 2000, 1.4 MPI and a Golf V 2006, 1.9 TDI.
      The first is the most loyal, reliable car I've ever had. Even with fucking smoke from the damaged crankcase breather it drove me home safely.
      The other is a rusted, damaged, faulty piece of shit that spends more time at the mechanic's than actually driving. From the turbo to the dashboard display, I've put as much money into it as the initial purchase cost was.
      The irony is that I love them both.

    • @ramp7857
      @ramp7857 Рік тому +2

      Same with my Mk4 Golf. With 260,000km and even skipping maintance a lot it never had a problem

    • @deauthorsadeptus6920
      @deauthorsadeptus6920 Рік тому

      And then there is bus from 70s. Sometimes even rusted through and occasionally falling apart while driving, but always there next day.

    • @giorgiotommasini6828
      @giorgiotommasini6828 Рік тому +2

      I had a 2008 polo 1.6 16v, bought new in 2008 and kept for 10 years, ever had a single problem, just regular (more or less) maintenance, sold cause wanted something bigger, was still going strong, bought a other vw... kept it 6 months and resold it immediately 😅

    • @dpunktgehpunkt5876
      @dpunktgehpunkt5876 10 місяців тому

      these are one of the LAST SERIES that put value on efficiency and safety...
      DONT BUY a newer series!
      you will get disappointed and receive a "common" car putten value on CHEEPNESS and FAST NEED TO BE REPAIRED... to be able to sell you repair-parts AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE and send you to an workshop for no reason (software tells you to do so) to cash (melk) you out as much as possible LIKE A COW!
      f*ckn capitalism!!!
      POV: i am GERMAN xD

  • @badge_bad3211
    @badge_bad3211 Рік тому +244

    As a proud owner of a Mk3 TDi, I agree with everything lmao

    • @maddw
      @maddw Рік тому +6

      can i get an autograph

    • @adamoneale4396
      @adamoneale4396 Рік тому +8

      I got a mk4. Think it's built out of bits that fell off yours 😂

  • @walter_248
    @walter_248 Рік тому +181

    More like Bad Maintenance compilation (gut video)
    Please note I'm not a Volkswagen fanboy

    • @ramp7857
      @ramp7857 Рік тому +36

      More like *no* maintance

    • @ozzwald1849
      @ozzwald1849 Рік тому +8

      Sure, electronic problems and low quality parts are bad maintenance lol

    • @walter_248
      @walter_248 Рік тому +22

      @@ozzwald1849 Low quality? Volkswagen cars are not bad

    • @Sergio_Paulo
      @Sergio_Paulo Рік тому +15

      ​@@ozzwald1849
      Man, idk what Volkswagen you're driving, but my Golf Mk7 has better door linings than my uncle's Land Rover and less eletronic problems than my mother's Honda.

    • @ozzwald1849
      @ozzwald1849 Рік тому

      @@Sergio_Paulo Stop the drugs you're talking bullshit

  • @cbogdan31
    @cbogdan31 Рік тому +210

    0:20 I would buy that car without a second thought if I had a choice between golf 3 and tesla

    • @Rell6000
      @Rell6000 Рік тому +21

      The car is so old that Tesla doesn't see it, we don't need to be afraid of technology.

    • @lolbenz
      @lolbenz Рік тому +11

      @@Rell6000 get a golf2 instead, its better in every way.

    • @the_frogbot8673
      @the_frogbot8673 9 місяців тому +1

      @lolbenz I want a car with decent tech though
      And that I can refuel for £4

  • @SaschaSmix
    @SaschaSmix Рік тому +14

    Things that my Golf saw,where my Golf was , and expirience i had with him i wouldnt change for any Tesla,Mercedes or any car on this planet.Thank you Golf for being there always and never let me down ! ! !

  • @bipedal-ape-man
    @bipedal-ape-man Рік тому +15

    The last one hits hard.

  • @Fukida
    @Fukida Рік тому +43

    1:23 Did i just witness a car take its own life ???

  • @VitalyNasonov
    @VitalyNasonov Рік тому +207

    BMW - I'm Speed, I'm drift🏎💀❤️‍🩹 Mercedes-Benz - comfort✅️😎👍 Audi - econom class 🙂🥱💯 Volkswagen - Das Auto😂💣😁

    • @v6m445
      @v6m445 8 місяців тому +6

      BMW 😂😂😂

    • @Samanyolu_galaksisi
      @Samanyolu_galaksisi 8 місяців тому +5

      And all of the car brands are from German making this funnier

    • @TugbaYazc-qf7hr
      @TugbaYazc-qf7hr 8 місяців тому +1

      Abi sen gerçekten Haklısın ben bir keresinde BMW sürmüştüm

    • @TugbaYazc-qf7hr
      @TugbaYazc-qf7hr 8 місяців тому

      Ben de BMW sormuştum çok hızlıydı

    • @tmv534
      @tmv534 7 місяців тому +2

      Audi- Economic??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      still better that BMW, just grill and 0 design

  • @adisimion1526
    @adisimion1526 Рік тому +7

    Still in love with my 2003 Passat 1.9 TDI with 1.24 Million km in total. Did swap the AVF engine at about 800k km with an ARL.

  • @hellowelloA350
    @hellowelloA350 2 місяці тому +5

    3:58 "I didnt know my car had a cannon!"

  • @damicbananic539
    @damicbananic539 Рік тому +63

    1:47 Bro, the car is the TDI (Turbo Diesel Injection) . The engine must be like that.

    • @bokexd3173
      @bokexd3173 Рік тому +13

      also every normal car isnt a lexus ls400

    • @frackcha
      @frackcha Рік тому

      The I in TDI means intercooler, not injection.

    • @bokexd3173
      @bokexd3173 Рік тому +1

      Google says it means Turbocharged Direct injection but has diffrent meanings

    • @frackcha
      @frackcha Рік тому +2

      @@bokexd3173 Yeah I just checked it - back in the day TDI meant turbo diesel intercooler. It seems fair now we have the common rail high pressure, direct fuel injection systems in modern diesel engines.

    • @MJ-uk6lu
      @MJ-uk6lu Рік тому

      That's pretty lame even by turbo diesel standards

  • @leopoldschacherbauer
    @leopoldschacherbauer Рік тому +12

    Das Ende hat mich richtig gekillt😂😂😂

  • @oscarrd3589
    @oscarrd3589 Рік тому +39

    0:51 Volkswagen, Gas Auto

  • @amadeosendiulo2137
    @amadeosendiulo2137 Рік тому +5

    The first joke is just perfect.

  • @Gang_play777a
    @Gang_play777a 8 місяців тому +1

    2:48 салам алекум 😂😂😂

  • @darealmrog
    @darealmrog 8 місяців тому +3

    0:32 german anti theft system

  • @steven97i1
    @steven97i1 Рік тому +47

    1:06 isnt even a VW...

    • @tomv3361
      @tomv3361 Рік тому +7

      0:33 neither this.

    • @Fejszi
      @Fejszi Рік тому +3

      @@tomv3361this is a Bora estate (or MK4 Jetta Wagon in the US)

    • @matyasskvrna9988
      @matyasskvrna9988 Рік тому +4

      @@Fejszi This here at 0:33 is Škoda Octavia, my friend

    • @szczyps
      @szczyps 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Fejszi1:06 It's Peugeot 406 Coupe 1997

    • @Fejszi
      @Fejszi 10 місяців тому +1

      @@szczyps you are right, I wanted to comment at 0:36

  • @JaroslawK777
    @JaroslawK777 Рік тому +3

    Volkswagen the best!No fake!!!!

  • @robinvandekerkhove1898
    @robinvandekerkhove1898 Рік тому +10

    At 1:08, it's a Peugeot 406

  • @not_nickyay
    @not_nickyay Рік тому +11

    3:47 uuhhh, ok wait a second...
    The guy just quoted Snoop Dog's "Drop it like it's HOT" song part, and ....the background music is the instrumental (or almost) of Sexyback by Justin Timberlake....
    Nice combo 😎🏁💥🤟🏎️

  • @Dark_Flame_Master
    @Dark_Flame_Master Рік тому +7

    Haha, someone in my family used to have one of these VW golf cars with the design that they showed in the animated commercial, but build maybe in the year 2000. In the end, after maybe 15 years, that thing barely worked anymore. Always something wrong with the motor/engine, speedometer broken, sounded weird, etc. It feels weird to see old ads for stuff that is falling apart today… :,)

  • @linuxdev8576
    @linuxdev8576 Рік тому +10

    3:59 Oh da kommt ein golf!
    GOlf: 🧨

  • @BR_Vereshchak
    @BR_Vereshchak 8 місяців тому +2

    2:27 Volkswagen Golf R32 backfire in exaust

  • @Daisy_OSC
    @Daisy_OSC Рік тому +6

    1:21 too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SpxceReal
    @SpxceReal Рік тому +9

    0:33 its a Skoda Octavia

  • @DaimitsuShokai
    @DaimitsuShokai Рік тому +7

    VW El que todos queremos XD

  • @Dreadnought-563
    @Dreadnought-563 8 місяців тому +2

    How did they get so many malfunctions with Volkswagen cars, they're literally from country with one of the best engineers.

  • @CurrySchuessel
    @CurrySchuessel 10 місяців тому

    I‘m driving a VW with a ACV engine (5 cylinder TDI). 430.000 KM and still running like a champion.

  • @Real909Demon
    @Real909Demon 11 місяців тому +5

    0:20 лол 😂

  • @einfachso1112
    @einfachso1112 Рік тому +12

    Dieses meme ist so gut😂

  • @Cookieastro
    @Cookieastro 4 місяці тому +1

    0:52 what a refinment hats off to volkswagen DAS AUTO😂😂😂

  • @OnieNikhla
    @OnieNikhla 7 місяців тому

    your dedication to quality and detail is evident in every video!

  • @SMGJohn
    @SMGJohn Рік тому +5

    The last video is a gold classic.

  • @firelight866
    @firelight866 Рік тому +1

    "AH!" I felt for that bro 💀

  • @sicloboost113
    @sicloboost113 Рік тому +1

    Last one got me

  • @Gerd_von_Rundstedt
    @Gerd_von_Rundstedt Рік тому +2

    I lived one today Polo driver hit the gas but Black smoke came from the exhaust🤣

  • @BagusOkaSurya
    @BagusOkaSurya Рік тому +30

    In Indonesia especially java, it's call "Ndas Auto" aka "Auto your head"😂

    • @vboiE39
      @vboiE39 Рік тому +2

      I am an Indonesian living in Java, and menurut gw, WKWKWKWKKWKWKW

    • @BagusOkaSurya
      @BagusOkaSurya Рік тому +1

      @@vboiE39 wkwkwk true story

  • @reyachrai5810
    @reyachrai5810 24 дні тому +1

    there was a pic of an auto rickshaw in india which said in the back, "i couldnt afford a Volkswagen, Thus.. Auto" XD

  • @dashtyATG
    @dashtyATG 6 місяців тому

    This vw helped your community sooooo much.
    I own 16 Jetta and its absolutely amazing

  • @danielhristov6175
    @danielhristov6175 Рік тому +18

    The Tesla showing the golf 3 as a 🗑️ was very accurate 😂

    • @sueaga
      @sueaga Рік тому +13

      Tesla misled something, she is a trash can and Golf 3 is the chariot of the gods

    • @danielhristov6175
      @danielhristov6175 Рік тому +2

      @@sueaga yes, chariot of the gods indeed.
      Because only god can mend it.
      But even he refuses to do.

  • @44A2TONIO
    @44A2TONIO Рік тому +2

    1:21 NÃO TANKEI ESSE GOLF KSKSKSKSKAKAKA

  • @Vintage_Arrow
    @Vintage_Arrow 3 місяці тому

    Когда-то я фанател по jdm, но моей первой машиной была старая ржавая фольцваген Венто и когда я её разбил открыл такой кладис мемов про эту марку, что я теперь фанатею только по фольцу😂😂

  • @cosmic8713
    @cosmic8713 7 місяців тому

    that last explosion was so strong that it offsetted the logo xd

  • @Cresto768
    @Cresto768 10 місяців тому +1

    1:32 this is normal, because of ice

  • @Chowbizful
    @Chowbizful Рік тому +3

    0:26 this one is a renault kangoo door handle, indeed they are really fragile :/

  • @francescobernardini2810
    @francescobernardini2810 Місяць тому +1

    0:54 Volkswagen, Gas auto

  • @FreakyDetroitCitizen
    @FreakyDetroitCitizen 10 місяців тому

    As someone who owns a Volkswagen, I can confirm that this is what it's like.

  • @Not-jeb
    @Not-jeb 10 місяців тому

    Ayo I can't even eat cause for funny scene😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TeamAlienatedEye
    @TeamAlienatedEye Рік тому +3

    oh hopala 🤣

  • @bwdshnik
    @bwdshnik 6 місяців тому +1

    1:21 LOL

  • @my_graphics
    @my_graphics 4 місяці тому

    The last one was epic 😅

  • @SIYAplays-mt3qu
    @SIYAplays-mt3qu 5 місяців тому +1

    "Well what's wrong with her now"? ~GTA 5 mechanic

  • @GF-mf7ml
    @GF-mf7ml Рік тому +16

    Only Volkswagen can make timing chain less reliable than timing belt.

  • @segeros
    @segeros Рік тому +16

    i like how you literally take clips of vw's that were not maintenaced

    • @ramp7857
      @ramp7857 Рік тому +3

      Yeah, VWs are som of the most reliable cars

    • @segeros
      @segeros Рік тому +5

      @@ramp7857 true, but JDM and BMW fanboys think otherwise
      And one clip has a Golf 3 attached to a chain when they think the engine exploded.

    • @XX-_-XX420
      @XX-_-XX420 Рік тому

      ​@@ramp7857no idea I did read an article where they didn't come out great, and I'd personally not prefer German cars for reliability. But I hope you're right as we have a VW polo at home.

    • @ramp7857
      @ramp7857 Рік тому +1

      @@XX-_-XX420 I certainly am, I have 3 VWs at home one of them has 300,000km

    • @StephanBuchin
      @StephanBuchin Рік тому

      Maintenaced ? ... Maintenanced ? ... Maintained ! 🤓

  • @FallsGaming
    @FallsGaming 7 місяців тому

    OMG its the PASSAT!

  • @Poland580
    @Poland580 Рік тому +2

    1:56 imagine if he didn't show the key brand thinking it was a renault

  • @stevi413203
    @stevi413203 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂fantastico

  • @waldek905
    @waldek905 Рік тому +8

    1:06 Peugeot 406

  • @ヒュミハゼル15
    @ヒュミハゼル15 Рік тому +3

    Volkswagen Das Auto be like...

  • @mauskomant
    @mauskomant Рік тому

    i like the last one xD

  • @shermymcd
    @shermymcd Рік тому +2

    0:36 the way the window closed just got me

    • @jakubsam1375
      @jakubsam1375 Рік тому

      It's first gen. of škoda Octavia combi

  • @Fan-Sanah
    @Fan-Sanah 7 місяців тому +1

    1:43 😂😂

  • @lukaivkic7986
    @lukaivkic7986 6 місяців тому

    Bro,good video DAS AUTO

  • @apoymc
    @apoymc Рік тому +8

    All the things showed here are true VW stuff :D

  • @galaxytaba4640
    @galaxytaba4640 Рік тому +3

    Cars that last decades
    BUT NOT 1 DAY MORE

  • @ann-hv6bm
    @ann-hv6bm 4 місяці тому +1

    每台車都會

  • @BMWFan975
    @BMWFan975 7 місяців тому

    0:52-0:55 1.9 TSI Power 💪🏽

  • @RetroLime
    @RetroLime Місяць тому

    0:00
    First Video Location: Velden am Wörthersee, Austria

  • @Edits_01677
    @Edits_01677 7 місяців тому +1

    Hehehehehehe😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sura5560
    @sura5560 Рік тому +1

    VOLKSWAGEN HAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theshib277
    @theshib277 3 місяці тому

    1:39 i lost a door handle to ice alone as well lol

  • @DriverFrodo
    @DriverFrodo 10 місяців тому

    0:37 is Škoda. Simple clever! xDD

  • @Teimo420
    @Teimo420 16 днів тому

    2:20
    That one kid who says-
    Still water
    for those who know...:

  • @emergencyresponsevideosand4423
    @emergencyresponsevideosand4423 10 місяців тому +1

    0:24 my body be like

  • @tovarishdimov3317
    @tovarishdimov3317 Рік тому +5

    2:33 Deep cleaning

  • @dpunktgehpunkt5876
    @dpunktgehpunkt5876 10 місяців тому

    the first clip already killed me! xD
    greetings from germany AND EXCUSE ME FOR LIVING IN A COUNTRY THAT PRODUCES CARS THAT SCAM THE WHOLE WORLD!

  • @kavinskysmith4094
    @kavinskysmith4094 7 місяців тому

    You think this is bad, you should see GM, the door panels fell off, the inside filled with condensation and I had to hop over the back seats to kick the door open in the winter, and that was a 96, the 2001 fell apart and literally did that every single time it was payday
    needless to say, I still go to the Grand Prix Grand Prix episode of junkyard digs to laugh at their destruction like Christopher Walken in the bearenstein bears film
    and also with that last clip, jesus Onslow from Keeping Up Apperances and his ford taurus that did that would be proud lol

  • @BMWFan975
    @BMWFan975 7 місяців тому

    0:34 Škoda Octavia Mk 1 Combi

  • @Felixcarvajal1
    @Felixcarvajal1 4 місяці тому

    The engineers did not care😂

  • @zandioldjohn5203
    @zandioldjohn5203 8 місяців тому

    So Funny 😂

  • @deym6001
    @deym6001 Рік тому

    When i want close Window... Well it actually opening by his own XD instead of Rain its... Wow

  • @edinidrizovikj8277
    @edinidrizovikj8277 8 місяців тому +1

    R.I.P AUTO

  • @VivekAntoni
    @VivekAntoni Рік тому +11

    Really glad to be a proud owner of Volkswagen Polo GT TSI😁😄

  • @Harryd06
    @Harryd06 Рік тому +2

    0:42 😂😂😂 mk5

  • @gordo26siegen
    @gordo26siegen 9 місяців тому

    Und trotzdem immernoch besser als Ford oder Opel^^

  • @not_nickyay
    @not_nickyay Рік тому +4

    0:00 - 0:14 true Giga Chads 🗿🍷✨

  • @orsche964
    @orsche964 Рік тому +2

    سلام عليكم.......... وعليكم سلام ..... سلام عليكم ..... وعليكم سلام 2:47

  • @wesa2201
    @wesa2201 Рік тому +2

    This is volkswagen musk

  • @welldell2349
    @welldell2349 11 місяців тому

    0:53 White magician with black smoke

  • @n0thing._
    @n0thing._ 7 місяців тому

    3:58 this turbo stronger than supra😂

  • @МухаммадИсламов-е3и

    😤 Volkswagen ✊👍Power 😤

  • @ki2740
    @ki2740 Рік тому

    (goolgle video)

  • @anuplayzz8629
    @anuplayzz8629 11 місяців тому

    I mean wolkswagen suv looks beast 😊

  • @TechFox21
    @TechFox21 10 місяців тому

    as a golf 3 variant owner for 10 years, holy shit is there a lot of mk3s here

  • @eternalcrusader6922
    @eternalcrusader6922 Рік тому +10

    Every car after to the end of its lifecycle becomes a volkswagen. (c)