QT trying to do a quick callback to the abbey and Lud kissing Aiden but it turning into a whole thing because the reference alone was enough to put Austin into a spiral over it again is so funny lmao 🤣
Austin's one win this entire episode against the onslaught of character assassination was that he corrected hasan that he liked Dean Martin way more than Frankie Valley and the four seasons, making Hasan the fake friend of the week.
banger episode, y'all gotta worry less about topics and just let the conversation flow, you're all funny enough to banter without worrying about staying on subject. Also, QT popped of this episode, nicely done
100% for the algorithm. Has something to do with background metrics and viewer retention. I remember SpiffingBrit did an "UA-cam exploit" video on it. Actually come to think of it, Pirate Software did one too on the same thing.
@@CrapLuckSimonPretty sure UA-cam shows premieres to more people which gives more initial views which in turn shows the video after premiere to more people
is this what they call "queer-platonic"? pretty funny where they draw the line on whats gay and whats not 💀 an emotional relationship not too far but a threesomes too far??? 😭 real as fuck
Women with too-high standards are a minority. Men with too-high standards are also a minority. Just ignore both sides and be NICE AND NORMAL. You will find someone who loves you if you keep your head up and be kind and respectful to everyone. I promise.
I almost choked to d3ath on my coffee when that happened live..I was typing Dean Martin and as I hit send they said him also lol I was like how did they read my mind in the future but its really just Austin being on brand lolol
not a mod but I was up in there reporting every single one lmao I know every social media is tired of me because I report stuff all the time and in current times plus esp in chat they add up so fast 😂😂
@@manicmermaidash LMFAO real but it never goes anywhere on any social media platform I swear 💀💀 they're always like "nuh uh it's fine" even if it's one of the worst things known to man being posted
@@squiddlebeans Facebook is the worst I have reported ppl for saying the most horrid racist stuff, transphobia etc and they will LITERALLY say it doesn't break guidelines. Lmao like I can show u where it does actually but okay. YT isn't perfect but WAY better than FB
I was smoking a joint in the woods listening to this while they were talking about drugs and I got too high so I went to my fave fry shop and got a large order of fries and I felt better. Much love from Minneapolis
@@LeahGia lmao yeah I go to Andy’s Garage on Lake st inside the midtown global market. They have fresh cut fries and have friendly guys running the place👍🏻
Hasan being a shrooms guy makes sense. Shrooms for a guy that tall and built makes him feel wonderful for an hour or two before it makes him feel his second favorite thing, "I gotta organize my life". Bill Burrs Monday morning podcast last week also echoed his sentiments and experiences about shrooms, for guys like them in entertainment, its the nice one that makes them feel great before motivating them to take control of their life.
QT said get em, and as an autistic person, my awareness is up this month, and with this new awareness, I have realized that Will Neff is the only one I won't ready a pitchfork for Edit: Hasan is also safe. all pitchforks at Austin for going too far 😢
Engelbert Humperdinck lived in my village in England called Great Glen and he would drive around town in his convertible with the top down waving at people like he was the queen. My grandma also had a crush on him.
One time I was so high I lost the perception of depth. I had to walk super slowly and with my arms forward. This then happened for an entire week of concerts when I was high but by the second day I was fine with it. Great week tbh
Great episode one of the best in a while! Also for you info, CERN is a research institution in Europe that has the most powerful particle collider in the world.
i was in the path of totality for the eclipse and my friends on the west coast definitely missed out, went totally dark, got cold and windy, it was sick tbh. definitely understand how people thought the world was ending in the dark ages lmfao
32:49 Wow I felt really bad for Will and Hasan when they were mentioning how they were assaulted and it was completely disregarded. I don't think they were going to discuss it any further, but after seeing his expression definitely felt for Will when it was barely acknowledged by anyone other than Hasan.
I was looking for this comment! I try not to get too parasocial but Will and Hasan seemed genuinely upset when Austin and QT made a joke out of them getting SA'd
NO!!!! They can't have the cure!!! we need Austin this way. We need all of them this way. This podcast cannot be neutered with Adderall. it just can't.
More informed psychonaut here, you can’t get serotonin syndrome from psilocybin and MAOI combined considering psilocybin doesn’t raise 5-ht it simply binds to the 5-ht receptor. You’re all clear QT!!
More informed psychonaut here, you can take psilocybin and ssri or maoi together. It can’t cause serotonin syndrome considering psilocybin doesn’t raise serotonin levels. You’re all clear QT!!
More informed psychonaut here, you can take psilocybin and ssri or maoi together. It can’t cause serotonin syndrome cause psilocybin doesn’t raise serotonin levels. You’re all clear QT!!
i came to the realization recently that Austin says the silliest things and that I almost always laugh whenever he says stuff and I cannot tell if he does it on purpose
When I was a little kid my grandpa used to talk about Engelbert Humperdinck, 20 years ago. And his name was so wild, I thought my grandpa was making him up
The burnt remains are not the same as hash or kief. You can still extract from that leftover resin but that shit is kinda nasty. Good hash is just a weed concentrate.
What a tease 😂 Tbh I have no idea how Hasan manages to go be playful on the podcast after getting the kind of weekend we had (when it comes to world events).
My best advice to anyone who is too high is to take a page from Terence Mckenna's book, and SING. Sing! The breathing helps you come back to normal and the tone of the song will shift the way youre feeling. (Row row row your boat is always a great one to try if you dont know what to sing, both musically and lyrically)
OH MY FCK YALL DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS EPISODE RN not gonna trauma dump bc ew but just know there’s been few times that i needed to sit back turn my brain off and laugh for an hour more than now. thank yall fr 🙏 never let any hate yall may ever get overshadow the good you do and the lives you touch. sending W vibes fr. not even religious but to cover all my bases, may any and all god(s) bless your bloodlines!!
"I'm so sorry for your deceased mother" is unironically the funniest thing Austin has ever said.
I’m LIVING for Will looking like the love interest in an early 90s sitcom
really? I think it could use more feathery layers in the back
Holy shit you nailed that description. The whole time I was thinking he looked so comfy >.>
SAME so good
I'm living for cooking up dope in the crockpot
It's definitely giving long lost Lawrence brother lol
the way that Kaya kept following QT and getting up to go with her wherever she went warmed my cold dead heart ❤ girls stick together
Kaya is def a girl’s girl
she might need to take a pregnancy test 😭
@@im.saturaOH MY GOD WAIT A SECOND
@@im.saturaO H
Kaya is a big fan of the barbie film
QT trying to do a quick callback to the abbey and Lud kissing Aiden but it turning into a whole thing because the reference alone was enough to put Austin into a spiral over it again is so funny lmao 🤣
Austin's one win this entire episode against the onslaught of character assassination was that he corrected hasan that he liked Dean Martin way more than Frankie Valley and the four seasons, making Hasan the fake friend of the week.
Not them removing Austin from the new thumbnail 😂
Another blow to the community....
😂😂 he left the bonus ep early before they took they thumbnail so that’s what he gets I guess
QT's weed butter recipe-
What you need:
Crock pot
Bunch of butter
Bunch of weed-can be left over hash
lmao plus one cheese cloth and then you’re set
@@IntuitiveBackpacker yesss
Also burned weed isnt hash omg
QUICK SOMEONE WRITE THAT DOWN
Literally true I used to make it the same way
banger episode, y'all gotta worry less about topics and just let the conversation flow, you're all funny enough to banter without worrying about staying on subject. Also, QT popped of this episode, nicely done
Austin cutting off qt to say he’s on her side 😂
What a king
male feminist energy
The first time I was so early that the podcast has a countdown to premiere
Cause it was recorded more than the night before lol
Crystal Mommy is my new favorite Will Neff character
Crystal Mommy Sherpa Will Neff
"is your therapist Morman"
"nnooo....heh..eh.hehh"
that killed me
I swear they think everyone in QT’s life past, present, or future outside of streaming is Mormon and it kills me everything 😂
QT has some banger one liners in this episode
Have you seen QT's diss song to WillNef. It is by far the best thing I have ever seen and heard.
Is it on yt?!!
ua-cam.com/video/qHQ4KEzCv88/v-deo.htmlsi=eRV0cewyIF3I2iZq
it’s all she can get in poor thing 😂
Announcing Austin's and Hasans third baby 👼
Hasaustin
It's so natural and beautiful
Austsan. Beautiful 🥹❤️
@@Kingbimmy and natural
Why the fuck is this scheduled as a premiere LMAO
100% for the algorithm. Has something to do with background metrics and viewer retention. I remember SpiffingBrit did an "UA-cam exploit" video on it. Actually come to think of it, Pirate Software did one too on the same thing.
There are more live viewers and chatters when it does premiere
@@CrapLuckSimonPretty sure UA-cam shows premieres to more people which gives more initial views which in turn shows the video after premiere to more people
@FearAndPodcast BECAUSE THEY'RE DESPERATE AND TROLLING FOR VIEWS LMFAOOOO
I was like wtf
44:10 Hasan's excitement to backup Will and explain his relationship preferences to Austin is genuinely so sweet, he's a good friend for that
this was supposed to be Austin’s episode and he’s not even on the thumbnail 😭😭😭
Homophobia truly is a scourge
he left the bonus ep early to get on a flight to Miami 💀
“Date men. Sleep with women” has to be the coolest thing will has proposed and how hasan straight up knows what he means lmao. Love it.
is this what they call "queer-platonic"? pretty funny where they draw the line on whats gay and whats not 💀 an emotional relationship not too far but a threesomes too far??? 😭 real as fuck
Yeah as a woman this was an interesting concept to me
Watching this as premier adds the live chat to the experience which makes this more of a community event which I like.
Will’s giving 00s romcom protagonist vibes and I’m here for it
The thumbnail not having Austin 😭😭
I was about to not click
@@christiansanchez6949I don’t want to inflate Austin’s ego. This feels like a test. But same.
Women with too-high standards are a minority. Men with too-high standards are also a minority. Just ignore both sides and be NICE AND NORMAL. You will find someone who loves you if you keep your head up and be kind and respectful to everyone. I promise.
Facts
truth
Also maybe leave your apartment sometimes and maintain good hygiene
This is the take.
I thought the soft guy advice was still funny and better than like most guy advice
Hasan roasting Austin's old man music always kills me 😭
I almost choked to d3ath on my coffee when that happened live..I was typing Dean Martin and as I hit send they said him also lol I was like how did they read my mind in the future but its really just Austin being on brand lolol
10 bucks Austin says “he’s not my type” 😂
where are my ten bucks man
Another 10 bucks here please
-30
I'll be waiting on Venmo as well.
@@ZedNebuloid Daang! Y’all sucking me dry, LOL I ain’t mad tho 😂😂😂
Feedback for premiere: definitely needs moderators... saw slurs being thrown around & chronically online hasan haters 💀
not a mod but I was up in there reporting every single one lmao I know every social media is tired of me because I report stuff all the time and in current times plus esp in chat they add up so fast 😂😂
Crazy how many insane haters that are obsessed with him
@@manicmermaidash LMFAO real but it never goes anywhere on any social media platform I swear 💀💀 they're always like "nuh uh it's fine" even if it's one of the worst things known to man being posted
@@seanaes frr they follow him around for no reason 💀 like get an actual hobby or smth idk
@@squiddlebeans Facebook is the worst I have reported ppl for saying the most horrid racist stuff, transphobia etc and they will LITERALLY say it doesn't break guidelines. Lmao like I can show u where it does actually but okay. YT isn't perfect but WAY better than FB
I was smoking a joint in the woods listening to this while they were talking about drugs and I got too high so I went to my fave fry shop and got a large order of fries and I felt better. Much love from Minneapolis
as someone who also lives in Minneapolis, can I ask what your fave fry shop is? 😂
@@LeahGia lmao yeah I go to Andy’s Garage on Lake st inside the midtown global market. They have fresh cut fries and have friendly guys running the place👍🏻
@@prestonwolterman656I’ll check that out thanks lmao
Broooo I would’ve loved the Coachella episode 😭
Rewatching these old podcasts knowing the crew better and Will is consistently amazing
it is actuallyy also cool because I'm 8 months older now
1:00:00 "everybody need your take" 😭 that one was ruthless
Marche, you wildin with this one 😂
Hasan being a shrooms guy makes sense. Shrooms for a guy that tall and built makes him feel wonderful for an hour or two before it makes him feel his second favorite thing, "I gotta organize my life".
Bill Burrs Monday morning podcast last week also echoed his sentiments and experiences about shrooms, for guys like them in entertainment, its the nice one that makes them feel great before motivating them to take control of their life.
I was verklempt when I saw a new episode. What a day to be alive!
56:25 I think Austin has a great idea, they should have a podcast at each podcast member’s hometown/home/ where they live
“I think with Joker 2 it’s gonna be HIT after HIT after HIT”
Damn
hasan looks so beautiful and natural in the thumbnail
This is one of my favorite pod episodes, I was laughing out loud constantly. Love the topics Austin, lol.
mostly commenting for engagement, but god they're all just so good together.
QT said get em, and as an autistic person, my awareness is up this month, and with this new awareness, I have realized that Will Neff is the only one I won't ready a pitchfork for
Edit: Hasan is also safe. all pitchforks at Austin for going too far 😢
This is truly one of the Austinshow Podcast™ episodes of all time.
Good premiere! Had a lot of fun commenting while watching!
They can't keep the QT stans down forever!
Yo the vibes for this one were on point
I literally just woke up from a dream were they announced they got married
This was genuinely a top episode for the first like, half hour and then it just went insane
I can confirm that I would watch or listen to Will and Austin do or talk about anything
I just watched a man who speaks english 10x better than I do, learn what a hot tub is.
Will is always handsome, obviously, but this 90s esque heartthrob look today is to DIE for
Hasan constantly using being 30 as an excuse to not go outside when will is 34 lmao. Just say u wanna stream bud
As someone who works in the legal weed industry in canada y'all popped off with the misinfo this ep.
they really were just posting whatever
Austin delivered "if you guys want to do that, I'd be happy for you" in the exact way most people would say "if you do that you're all dead to me"
The most passive aggressive I've seen him lol. This is how I act when I gotta swallow up my ideas when my project partners shoot them down.
Pride marches are usually in the spring in Florida because it's too hot to march in June lol
I'm so glad they're doing this instead of an annoying Coachella episode.
austin the hero "hasan. let qt speak." 10 pts to austin good bro
Engelbert Humperdinck lived in my village in England called Great Glen and he would drive around town in his convertible with the top down waving at people like he was the queen. My grandma also had a crush on him.
WHAT😭
the drizzle drizzle guy is doing a parody of the sprinkle sprinkle lady
i need will neff and austin locker room pod during nfl season. need it in my veins
Will trying to convince QT to go to Joshua Tree to fix her brain 😭
Austin with the happy vibes this ep. Good stuff.
One time I was so high I lost the perception of depth. I had to walk super slowly and with my arms forward. This then happened for an entire week of concerts when I was high but by the second day I was fine with it. Great week tbh
Will looking like Nathan from OTH around the prom-episodes lollll im living for this
Will being a fellow big fan of No Doubt is such a W dude
Great episode one of the best in a while! Also for you info, CERN is a research institution in Europe that has the most powerful particle collider in the world.
So why are we earth 2. I didn’t understand what they meant
Will doing some Jonathon Taylor Thomas cosplay this week
Honestly as a non-native speaker I thought hot tub = bath tub / jazucci = outdoor whirlpool as well. You learn something new every day.
QT was so underrated in this episode! Her one liners where cracking me up!
That drizzle drizzle guy just lowkey colonised Shera seven's 'sprinkle sprinkle'
Yall forgetting the context of drizzle drizzle with sprinkle sprinkle lol 😂
man QT is on 🔥🔥🔥
will is so real with the drinking if ur too high and smoking if ur too drunk
CERN is just the name of the European Organization for Nuclear Research, they have particle collider at their headquarters in Meyrin Switzerland.
The whole hot tub chat 😭 you never know what you'll get from this podcast
Austin: I have topics!
*points at pile of trash in corner*
"coffee is the anecdote of weed" - Austinshow 2024
QT is on fire this ep and im here for it 🔥pop off queen
The change in 😭 the thumbnail now
I did mushrooms yesterday. Good convo
QT WAS ON FIRE THIS EP 🔥
she's on that pre-TSwift album release serotonin hit right now and it shows.
i almost didnt watch this because austin wasnt in the thumbnail
Sameee lmfao
real
Austin is so in love with Ludwig it's almost concerning.
""i can feel my hair growing" was one of the funniest things will has ever said.
Just noticed the center piece on the table, the logo part, it'd be awesome if it were all wood but probably isn't, still looks very good.
i was in the path of totality for the eclipse and my friends on the west coast definitely missed out, went totally dark, got cold and windy, it was sick tbh. definitely understand how people thought the world was ending in the dark ages lmfao
32:49 Wow I felt really bad for Will and Hasan when they were mentioning how they were assaulted and it was completely disregarded. I don't think they were going to discuss it any further, but after seeing his expression definitely felt for Will when it was barely acknowledged by anyone other than Hasan.
I was looking for this comment! I try not to get too parasocial but Will and Hasan seemed genuinely upset when Austin and QT made a joke out of them getting SA'd
Lol how women feel on the daily…
Love the premier notification hahaha
Im so glad they will finally address the allegations!
the sexual tension between will and Austin when they were left alone ...shocking...jaw dropping...my god
I’m excited for that part then. 🙂
they haven’t been the same since will showed austin the electric chair drop
Idea: Give Austin adderall. Never seen so much ADHD in one frame
Hasan needs it too. Like, daily. FR 😂
NO!!!! They can't have the cure!!! we need Austin this way. We need all of them this way. This podcast cannot be neutered with Adderall. it just can't.
@@andreajoan7193adderall wouldn't "neuter" anything, but they might hyperfocus on one topic for a while
As a psychonaut do not take MAOI's when trying Psilocybin!! I also suggest not taking SSRI's with it either.
More informed psychonaut here, you can’t get serotonin syndrome from psilocybin and MAOI combined considering psilocybin doesn’t raise 5-ht it simply binds to the 5-ht receptor. You’re all clear QT!!
More informed psychonaut here, you can take psilocybin and ssri or maoi together. It can’t cause serotonin syndrome considering psilocybin doesn’t raise serotonin levels. You’re all clear QT!!
More informed psychonaut here, you can take psilocybin and ssri or maoi together. It can’t cause serotonin syndrome cause psilocybin doesn’t raise serotonin levels. You’re all clear QT!!
what level of patreon sub do i need to be in order to have an ego death guided by will?
i came to the realization recently that Austin says the silliest things and that I almost always laugh whenever he says stuff and I cannot tell if he does it on purpose
qt with the triple crit lmao
drizzle drizzle
When I was a little kid my grandpa used to talk about Engelbert Humperdinck, 20 years ago. And his name was so wild, I thought my grandpa was making him up
The best group back for another monday
The Barbra Streisand effect
The burnt remains are not the same as hash or kief. You can still extract from that leftover resin but that shit is kinda nasty. Good hash is just a weed concentrate.
"probably world changing events will happen in the next 48 hours" we actually got the iran thing lmao
What happened
I was interested in Will's point about the Abbey 😭 I don't watch this podcast a lot. Do they hop topics this rapidly on the regular?
the reaction to austin's phone vibrating has me rolling
What a tease 😂 Tbh I have no idea how Hasan manages to go be playful on the podcast after getting the kind of weekend we had (when it comes to world events).
Didn’t they film it early?
I think you can still have some fun even in the midst of impending doom, or at least put it aside for a little while to talk with your unaware friends
Embrace the absurdity of life
Multitasker
My best advice to anyone who is too high is to take a page from Terence Mckenna's book, and SING. Sing! The breathing helps you come back to normal and the tone of the song will shift the way youre feeling. (Row row row your boat is always a great one to try if you dont know what to sing, both musically and lyrically)
OH MY FCK YALL DONT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS EPISODE RN
not gonna trauma dump bc ew but just know there’s been few times that i needed to sit back turn my brain off and laugh for an hour more than now. thank yall fr 🙏 never let any hate yall may ever get overshadow the good you do and the lives you touch. sending W vibes fr. not even religious but to cover all my bases, may any and all god(s) bless your bloodlines!!