Skyrim Romance Mod

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  • Опубліковано 19 лис 2024

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  • @centralintelligenceagency9003
    @centralintelligenceagency9003 9 років тому +794

    "Close your eyes and open your mouth"
    Up there with "Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?"

  • @nicodifictional540
    @nicodifictional540 8 років тому +1087

    "Do you take Bishop to be your husband?"
    *Hesitantly looking for a 'no' option*

    • @rasellewolf
      @rasellewolf 7 років тому +248

      Eagerly looking for a no option

    • @sigh824
      @sigh824 7 років тому +270

      *Desperately* looking for a no option

    • @ЛукаЛиса
      @ЛукаЛиса 7 років тому +140

      Rewriting the mod for a no option.

    • @nicodifictional540
      @nicodifictional540 7 років тому +60

      *Please do*

    • @vynonyoutube1418
      @vynonyoutube1418 6 років тому +24

      did you try the "tab" key to get out of the conversation?

  • @jescafish
    @jescafish 8 років тому +788

    "Milady,
    milady,
    milady"
    "When you look in the mirror, do you see a saint.....................or a man...?"
    *fish flaps violently*

    • @AshlynIgnite
      @AshlynIgnite 8 років тому +79

      To be fair, that happens in vanilla Skyrim too.

    • @irontomato3835
      @irontomato3835 8 років тому +57

      Milady. Milady. Milady. My fair lady.

    • @sacha9957
      @sacha9957 Рік тому

      @@AshlynIgnite And I wouldn't have it any other way. Skyrim jank makes for some hilarious moments

  • @sarcastichamsandwich5413
    @sarcastichamsandwich5413 9 років тому +743

    Cael's someone I imagine breathing down my neck in the deepest of nightmares.

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 9 років тому +226

      "LOVELY SPARROW"
      *SLITS THROAT*

    • @bitchslapthesun
      @bitchslapthesun 7 років тому +16

      *I'M DEAD*

    • @vynonyoutube1418
      @vynonyoutube1418 6 років тому +9

      honestly from what ive seen in this vid, Casavir is the only decent one (even tho he has the whole "m'lady" thing). everyone else can fuck off (including Bishop)

    • @mayalewis2956
      @mayalewis2956 5 років тому +4

      @@vynonyoutube1418 the wizards decent too.

  • @jeresjolly7224
    @jeresjolly7224 9 років тому +456

    i see that bad romance novel fans have learned how to mod

    • @somenitrogenconsumer8859
      @somenitrogenconsumer8859 3 роки тому +29

      No they didn’t, they gathered bunch of people who can actually mod, started a false patreon, stole all that money, shunned by community, and than apologized all the people they screwed over

    • @KingOfDarknessAndEvil
      @KingOfDarknessAndEvil 3 роки тому +19

      @@somenitrogenconsumer8859 This was so specific and crazy I was certain it almost had to be true. It is. Wow

    • @somenitrogenconsumer8859
      @somenitrogenconsumer8859 3 роки тому +10

      @@KingOfDarknessAndEvil the mod itself has a little bit of drama. Unfortunately it is true. Look it up for yourself 😭

    • @nicoleg6284
      @nicoleg6284 2 роки тому +4

      @@somenitrogenconsumer8859um... jesus christ 👁👄👁

  • @Petman1325
    @Petman1325 8 років тому +423

    There's not a "no" option within this mod...you're forced to go through it to the bitter end.

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 роки тому +3

      literal proof that the person who made it is a lonely incel who's spent half of his life masturbating.

    • @czechmorticia7117
      @czechmorticia7117 4 роки тому +48

      @@shadysam7161 I'm pretty sure the person who made this mod is a woman.

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 3 роки тому +29

      @@czechmorticia7117 half of her life, then

    • @KingOfDarknessAndEvil
      @KingOfDarknessAndEvil 3 роки тому +26

      @@czechmorticia7117 If the writer of fifty shades of grey was a skyrim modder

    • @83uwb
      @83uwb 3 роки тому +26

      @@czechmorticia7117 Literally no difference. Even now the mod is a pain and Bishop is unbelievably abusive. The woman who wrote it has issues for sure.

  • @baklava151
    @baklava151 9 років тому +244

    SOAP OPERA: THE MOD
    I REALLY FELT LIKE A 40-YEAR-OLD MEXICAN WOMAN WATCHING THIS

    • @novajam
      @novajam  9 років тому +122

      M'Señorita

    • @michaeltariga5285
      @michaeltariga5285 9 років тому +13

      baklava151 More like a reading one of those Fabio novels.

    • @ens4180
      @ens4180 7 років тому +7

      baklava151 welcome to every mexican novel

  • @anaamari5643
    @anaamari5643 9 років тому +839

    I want a romance mod focused on Melon Atronach.

  • @fuzzywuzzy4564
    @fuzzywuzzy4564 8 років тому +507

    hearing caels lines reminded me to lock my windows and doors at night and to sleep with a knife under my pillow

    • @umjammerlammy9993
      @umjammerlammy9993 4 роки тому +24

      Cael is like if Onision created his own Michael Myers

    • @sofieflowers7826
      @sofieflowers7826 10 місяців тому +2

      @@umjammerlammy9993 Don't do poor Michael Myers dirty like this

    • @Hwarming
      @Hwarming 5 місяців тому

      Sparrow, sparrow, beautiful sparrow, my sparrow

  • @SenisPucker
    @SenisPucker 8 років тому +660

    Wait, is Bishop meant to be the one true love and the others are just there to get him to be all possessive? Between the awful voice acting and the misogyny, he's probably the last guy I'd pick out of all the ones on offer, save for the sparrow dude.

    • @rhyzvanic3660
      @rhyzvanic3660 8 років тому +234

      At least m'lady is cringy because of his politeness, not because of his bastardness.

    • @miamyers1070
      @miamyers1070 7 років тому +8

      CubeJackal it's gotten a lot better since 1.0

    • @pinkviolet
      @pinkviolet 5 років тому +1

      @@miamyers1070 Yes! Way much better! And his new voice is just perfect for him. I don't like this voice, is not Bishop-like.

    • @GT-wj3gl
      @GT-wj3gl 5 років тому +11

      The only guy i liked was Casavir.

    • @ReverieNightengale
      @ReverieNightengale Рік тому +5

      beautiful sparrow 👁👄👁

  • @DerTypDa
    @DerTypDa 9 років тому +304

    I'm getting a distinct serial killer vibe from that bishop guy. "Oh hi strange lady who I met a few days ago, I already bought a house for us where we will live forever for ever and ever and ever"

    • @TehMecheon
      @TehMecheon 9 років тому +23

      DerTypDa He's a... Villian, maybe? From NWN 2, who people somehow got obsessed with despite him, y'know, betraying you at the very end of the campaign and basically being a psychopath.

    • @attackzack21
      @attackzack21 9 років тому +29

      DerTypDa close ur eyes and open ur mouth

    • @meishuu
      @meishuu 7 років тому +17

      That's because he's a villain in his canon. It felt so good to kill him after he betrayed me!

    • @Chinothebad
      @Chinothebad 3 роки тому +11

      Late as this reply is, they changed his voice actor at some point. Now he sounds even more like a serial killer who'd likely want to have his way with a female Dragonborn's corpse.

  • @SelinaHazel
    @SelinaHazel 8 років тому +445

    M'sparrow

  • @Dudevizz3
    @Dudevizz3 9 років тому +139

    "When you look in a mirror do you see a saint, or a man?" That's some deep shit yo.

    • @Kouyou160
      @Kouyou160 9 років тому +34

      Mmmmmm...yeah. Toobaditsstolentho

  • @gabbogaffe1477
    @gabbogaffe1477 8 років тому +174

    Okay Bishop I get that you were sick of the girl flirting with you but you didn't have to threaten to fucking kill her

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 3 роки тому +68

      I think the worst part for me was when bishop viciously stabs a dorky nerd because the dorky nerd correctly deduced that bishop is an abusive asshole

  • @AshlynIgnite
    @AshlynIgnite 9 років тому +408

    Bishop: I'm my own man, got it?
    2 Seconds Later...
    Bishop: As my lady commands.
    Tsundere Bishop.

  • @Megasevo23
    @Megasevo23 9 років тому +468

    jesus christ i can feel their saliva in my ear holes

    • @nagihangot6133
      @nagihangot6133 2 роки тому

      Not the lovebite on the lobule of auricle we are comfortable with lovers doing, ehy?

  • @CrazyPangolinLady
    @CrazyPangolinLady 8 років тому +503

    "M'lady" GAG

    • @diethumperdie
      @diethumperdie 8 років тому +77

      +CrazyPangolinLady I can't wait for the next update when they give him a fedora.

    • @NoFuckingHandlesLeft
      @NoFuckingHandlesLeft 8 років тому +4

      M'CrazyPangolinLady......I will go away now.

    • @yankiel3049
      @yankiel3049 7 років тому +3

      doraffe dont forget the neckbeard, its essential

    • @PelinalWhitestrake36
      @PelinalWhitestrake36 7 років тому +2

      CrazyPangolinLady some talented modder , please
      Mod him a neck beard and a fedora.

  • @SilvarusLupus
    @SilvarusLupus 8 років тому +288

    I think I just cringed into the stratosphere.

    • @somenitrogenconsumer8859
      @somenitrogenconsumer8859 3 роки тому +4

      My cringing levels got so high that they are ionized and leaking to the sconce from ionosphere. 😭😭 (sorry to steal your joke and roll with it. It was so good)

  • @vanyadolly
    @vanyadolly 7 років тому +130

    "When you look in the mirror, do you see a SAINT, or a MAN?!"
    I almost had tears in my eyes. Such passion. Such romance.

  • @irontomato3835
    @irontomato3835 8 років тому +214

    I take baths while standing up fully clothed too.

  • @Puggle64
    @Puggle64 8 років тому +184

    I can't pick a favorite part. The dancing description and then the zoom out to both of you standing there? Sparrow? Jumping into the bath? The key being on him the whole time? I'm so fucking weak

  • @BenHyuga
    @BenHyuga 9 років тому +334

    That Knight needs a fedora now

  • @ShinoSarna
    @ShinoSarna 8 років тому +181

    Dialog trees with only one option are the BEST choice in a roleplaying game! I love feeling like I'm just going through a really bad kinetic visual novel and my choices don't matter, just like in any good RPG!

    • @victorswamp1547
      @victorswamp1547 7 років тому +17

      Can't blame the mod for that tbh, it just follows the general Skyrim pattern.

  • @Pastaspace
    @Pastaspace 9 років тому +322

    My cat could write a better romance than this.
    And I don't have a cat.

    • @IneptSilentRelative
      @IneptSilentRelative 9 років тому +34

      i like to fuck my cat

    • @Pastaspace
      @Pastaspace 9 років тому +54

      Nelson Cowher We know Nelson, we know.

    • @Galentw
      @Galentw 9 років тому +7

      Nelson Cowher Plinkett reference?

    • @VPT2
      @VPT2 8 років тому +3

      +Pastaspace imaginary cats are the best huh.

    • @miamyers1070
      @miamyers1070 7 років тому +1

      Pastaspace it's actually a good mod , NOW. 3.0 is bout to come out

  • @Jklsays101
    @Jklsays101 8 років тому +172

    why do they all sound stoned

    • @alexandrahawke8594
      @alexandrahawke8594 6 років тому +31

      they had to stoned be to agree to this

    • @Pragabond
      @Pragabond 6 років тому +7

      @@alexandrahawke8594 Damn it beat me to it.

  • @jamessternemann9085
    @jamessternemann9085 9 років тому +363

    Fifty Shades of Grey-Mane?

    • @nocturnalishere5163
      @nocturnalishere5163 9 років тому +4

      James Sternemann I know I'm late commenting on this, but that comment wins all sorts of internetz! LOL

    • @schootarmy
      @schootarmy 7 років тому +12

      Nocturnal Is Here cringe

    • @sunyaham
      @sunyaham 4 роки тому

      I love you

  • @keving9569
    @keving9569 8 років тому +260

    ...Do the people who made this mod think that this is how you attract women? By constantly referring to them as "m'lady" and/or by comparing them to woodland critters?

    • @0ffbrandburrito51
      @0ffbrandburrito51 7 років тому +39

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @FishMcFish420
      @FishMcFish420 7 років тому +37

      I mean I'll give Casavir credit for having a really nice voice but... Thaaaaat's really it.

    • @BunnyHoppin-
      @BunnyHoppin- 7 років тому +84

      Well, the lady who made this mod thinks so.

    • @VolkorelArgili
      @VolkorelArgili 5 років тому +6

      Well its a medieval/fantastical era so... yeah?

    • @jacopomazzo4949
      @jacopomazzo4949 5 років тому +10

      Volkorel What has the timeset to do with how the dovahkiin in this mod is reduced at a MLADY with fuckboys who think they are romantical???

  • @insertunique7551
    @insertunique7551 9 років тому +495

    Hentai Characters have more chemistry than this

    • @VPT2
      @VPT2 8 років тому +76

      +Agent Eva that's an extreme understatement.

  • @SorrowNova
    @SorrowNova 5 років тому +78

    God, 4 years later and I'll never get over the "when you look in the mirror do you see a saint, or a man?" to *fish flapping wildly* transition

  • @herrtols
    @herrtols 9 років тому +217

    BOND BETWEEN RANGER AND HIS WOLF

    • @novajam
      @novajam  9 років тому +151

      how could you understand
      how could anyone even begin to understand

    • @theBombbrigade
      @theBombbrigade 9 років тому +81

      how can you not understand the knotting

  • @ShadowPa1adin
    @ShadowPa1adin 9 років тому +113

    "No magic, no weapons!"
    (gets shanked as soon as the fight starts)

  • @crni2764
    @crni2764 9 років тому +211

    m'sparrow

  • @mayalewis2956
    @mayalewis2956 7 років тому +121

    please say you played 3.0 ....theres pregnancy i couldnt get that far i threw him off a cliff

    • @SuperGreenSmartie
      @SuperGreenSmartie 5 років тому +25

      Maya Lewis You mean there’s more of this? Oh god.

    • @mayalewis2956
      @mayalewis2956 5 років тому +25

      @@SuperGreenSmartie oh yes, and it's even worse/better worse. The mod maker is bad too you can't say God damn on her site but she thinks the things in this mod is OK

    • @Niobesnuppa
      @Niobesnuppa 5 років тому +14

      This mod seems like an absolute trainwreck, it's both hilarious and disturbing.

    • @SwiggitySwioItsDio
      @SwiggitySwioItsDio 4 роки тому +19

      The only improvements made to this mod in the good 6 years or so it’s been active is a more fitting voice for Bishop, and the ability to say no, but only sometimes. Otherwise it’s Chalk full of plagiarism, poor writing, sexual harassment, and the cherry on top is the sexist mod maker with an ego on par with the likes of Onision.

  • @Fargoth_Ur
    @Fargoth_Ur 8 років тому +212

    Going from Enderal to this, it's impressive how one mod got the "charming rogue" archetype down so right, and the other spectacularly fucked it up.

    • @Chinothebad
      @Chinothebad 3 роки тому +31

      Haven't gotten far in Enderal but I will say that as far as fucking up the "charming rogue" archetype goes, what would you expect from a mod that ripped out a few characters from Neverwinter Nights 2 that all just builds up to marrying the douchebag who calls you wench?

  • @ladybladebinder7059
    @ladybladebinder7059 9 років тому +150

    This mod was... it was a horrific experience. The supposed romantic hero is so offensive when you first meet him (and blind - nobility??? I was wearing bloody armour stolen from a dead Stormcloak) all I wanted to do was kick him in the bollocks so hard he could use them for tonsils. The dialogue is as bad as 50 Shades.
    The voice actors are amazing - how the hell they managed to deliver such clunky dialogue without collapsing in hysterics I'll never know.

    • @meishuu
      @meishuu 8 років тому +12

      +Lady Bladebinder Well, it is Bishop, he tries to kill you in NWN2 and is basically a psychopath. So... he's in character?

    • @ladybladebinder7059
      @ladybladebinder7059 8 років тому +2

      meishuu thankfully - if this is anything to go by - I've never played NWM2

    • @meishuu
      @meishuu 8 років тому +12

      +Lady Bladebinder I have, and I can tell you Bishop is waaaay worse. He basically betryas you to the big bad and tries to kill you (i actually think he's ooc here lol no say he would call you his love)

    • @meishuu
      @meishuu 8 років тому +18

      +Lady Bladebinder (I can't edit my comment?) but yeah he is an asshole, I really don't get why people consider him a romantic hero. My favourite part of NWN2 is when I kill him with my female character.

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 5 років тому +8

      @@meishuu He's the guy with the cut option where if you're super evil yourself you were supposed to have an option to backstab everyone else and become an evil psycho couple with him, right?

  • @UristBeardhammer
    @UristBeardhammer 9 років тому +80

    Vivec said that Love is the Fifth Walking Way. I am certain that, whatever this is, it is not what he meant.

  • @theabsolutecat915
    @theabsolutecat915 6 років тому +77

    I feel like the sparrow guy’s end-game is just to disembowel the Dovahkiin and make a skin-suit out of them

  • @Kouyou160
    @Kouyou160 9 років тому +188

    What you did at the end killed me. Literally I'm dead. I couldn't breathe. I'm sending this message from Hell, and we're all stuck in this romance mod here listening to terrible one liners and looking at stolen textures all day.

  • @whyamievendoingthis...
    @whyamievendoingthis... 9 років тому +367

    That bath.

    • @novajam
      @novajam  9 років тому +102

      whyamievendoingthis Enjoy!

  • @mayalewis2956
    @mayalewis2956 7 років тому +66

    I remember playing this ,still feel bad for the mage guy if i remember all ihe did is maybe flirt and speak to you like you were human but apparently Dr rapery didnt like that .

  • @TheSharpie100
    @TheSharpie100 8 років тому +109

    "Serve hers on my furs"
    PUNCH ME RIGHT IN THE FUCKING FACE I HAD TO QUIT WATCHING THIS IMMEDIATELY

  • @hurrdurrmurrgurr
    @hurrdurrmurrgurr 9 років тому +123

    That bandit battle at Riverwood has a lot of potential for sexlab integration.

  • @ca3521
    @ca3521 8 років тому +198

    Holy shit, that's the first guy's actual voice. For the first few lines I assumed it was the LPer just reading the lines off. Fuck, hahahahaha.

    • @acbeaumo
      @acbeaumo 8 років тому +48

      +C. Anderson This mod's weak point is the bad writing full of cliche romance novel tropes, not the voice acting.

    • @ca3521
      @ca3521 8 років тому +19

      +Andrew Beaumont I mean, sure. And yet the voice acting is still incredibly bad at points!

    • @metalsludge8205
      @metalsludge8205 8 років тому +8

      neverwinter nights

    • @DrewbusDumbledouche
      @DrewbusDumbledouche 8 років тому +10

      I think it's saying something that the voice quality is better than a lot of other mods.

  • @bennyd.1862
    @bennyd.1862 7 років тому +252

    This mod turns your Dragonborn into a Mary sue. Minus Bishop, every other guy is instantly in love with you. Any woman in this mod is just there to make the player look good. Especially, the Tavern girl (forgot her name) who tries to put the moves on Drama Mama Bishop. Her question about why the Dragonborn was special to Bishop was a legit question.
    Why is this girl so special? Bishop's response to that made no sense. Also, Bishop doesn't do any tracking for someone who is supposed to be a tracker. The only thing he actually does is emasculate, bully and threaten people.
    This mod has so many problems, but I'll let it slide since the mod is hilarious.

  • @BluKrbygrl
    @BluKrbygrl 8 років тому +341

    can you date the wolf? i'm asking for a friend

    • @IAMELIPHAS
      @IAMELIPHAS 8 років тому +82

      Only with sexlab.

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 роки тому +2

      @@IAMELIPHAS make sure m x r is there to record it.

  • @Demildiel
    @Demildiel 8 років тому +111

    "Are you ready for the most important day of your life?"
    BITCH. DID YOU SEE ME SURVIVE A MOTHAFUCKIN' DRAGON AND BECOME THE DRAGON BORN?

  • @MechaMugen
    @MechaMugen 9 років тому +296

    Sparrow

  • @czernodog8403
    @czernodog8403 9 років тому +140

    naawt
    if i get to her
    before yewww dooo

  • @icequeen25celeb
    @icequeen25celeb 9 років тому +355

    THE FUCKING KEY PART HAD ME ON THE FLOOR
    I'M FUCKIN WEAK THIS IS AMAZING

    • @novajam
      @novajam  9 років тому +87

      knees weak arms are spaghetti mom's sweaty

    • @icequeen25celeb
      @icequeen25celeb 9 років тому

      I don't think that's how it goes but eh it sounds good

    • @Riloussa1
      @Riloussa1 9 років тому +23

      novajam there's vomit on his heavy already, sweater spaghetti

    • @insertunique7551
      @insertunique7551 9 років тому

      Alois Trancy You prefer Your Highness.

    • @TheArnoldification
      @TheArnoldification 9 років тому +2

      +Alois Trancy Oh fuck that caught me off guard lol

  • @marinecorvid
    @marinecorvid 2 роки тому +31

    Terrifying to realize this mod’s existed and has been in the works for 7 years now. Hellish

  • @SwiggitySwioItsDio
    @SwiggitySwioItsDio 4 роки тому +41

    5 years later and now Bishop’s old VA is Legoshi

    • @Zmanwarrior
      @Zmanwarrior 4 роки тому +10

      This just blew my fucking mind.

    • @icequeen25celeb
      @icequeen25celeb 3 роки тому +19

      He was also in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure lmaooo, he seriously upgraded

    • @KingOfDarknessAndEvil
      @KingOfDarknessAndEvil 3 роки тому +10

      I... WHAT???

    • @christhethinker6791
      @christhethinker6791 2 роки тому +14

      Good for him honestly lol

    • @arctechfox8306
      @arctechfox8306 Рік тому +2

      God I've been trying to place his voice for three years and this whole time it's fucking Jonah Scott

  • @JRexRegis
    @JRexRegis 4 роки тому +46

    When I played the mod (It was horrific) I found Darren to be the most likeable character. He's just a normal dude, polite, and an academic. That he hates Bishop because Bishop is an asshole and not because he wants to steal m'lady was even better. Kinda sad you don't actually get a choice.

  • @mouseymousey02
    @mouseymousey02 7 років тому +48

    I feel like the protagonist of a Stephenie Meyer novel.

  • @Commander-Ledi
    @Commander-Ledi 8 років тому +95

    watching this took 10 years off my lifespan

  • @porygonlover322
    @porygonlover322 8 років тому +115

    Cael ASMR

  • @victorianfreakshow2831
    @victorianfreakshow2831 5 років тому +35

    Cael is in Markarth, being guarded by men from Dawnstar.
    Immersive shit
    11/10

  • @czernodog8403
    @czernodog8403 9 років тому +56

    i want someone to do a musical remix of this video sampling WENCH, sparrow and M'lady

  • @PinkFox983
    @PinkFox983 8 років тому +158

    Undoubtedly the best dating sim ever to exist 20/10 such a beautiful romance

  • @paiganism
    @paiganism 8 років тому +96

    this is so patronizing holy shit

    • @BunnyHoppin-
      @BunnyHoppin- 7 років тому +6

      made by a female for females.

  • @VPT2
    @VPT2 8 років тому +553

    Is everyone in this mod killable? I feel the need to kill them for speaking. Mainly Bishop. What happened to
    (Throws amulet of Mara at someone)
    "Marry me" "Kay"
    Simply, easy, far less creepy.

    • @littleladysonic
      @littleladysonic 8 років тому +26

      +VPT2 Yeah. None of them are essential so you can kill them if you want.

    • @VPT2
      @VPT2 8 років тому +66

      Imani Wambui
      (sharpens blade)

    • @terencesmith7231
      @terencesmith7231 8 років тому +20

      +VPT2 A great way to train one handed.

    • @VPT2
      @VPT2 8 років тому +13

      *****
      stabbing over perfect pricks is a great way to train one-handed.

    • @terencesmith7231
      @terencesmith7231 8 років тому +5

      VPT2 and then wanking

  • @mpower4742
    @mpower4742 3 роки тому +15

    "This would have been Nexus' file of the month for January had it not been for the author's Kicksarter campaign soliciting donations to the tune of $50,000 and extensive plagarism from an old Neverwinter Nights 2 mod. " RUHROH

  • @racso20000
    @racso20000 9 років тому +47

    this really seems like a catcall simulator
    excellent satire 10/10

  • @Tikondrys
    @Tikondrys 9 років тому +138

    That ending.

    • @novajam
      @novajam  9 років тому +68

      Where it belongs.

    • @elstormo
      @elstormo 9 років тому +13

      novajam I was expecting a microwave oven but I suppose the trash will have to do.

    • @BBukeeB
      @BBukeeB 9 років тому +19

      novajam
      You are very delicate with your trash.

  • @dogplanetofficial
    @dogplanetofficial 8 років тому +82

    CLOSE YOUR EYES AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH
    DSDFSADSDSFJGIASD

  • @ВалдисПельш-ф8г
    @ВалдисПельш-ф8г 8 років тому +36

    And MxR did actually recommend this abomination.

  • @tCkuNknoWnfAte
    @tCkuNknoWnfAte 8 років тому +90

    "Awnybowy told you that you are hawt?" not gonna lie thats me flirting while drunk :PP

  • @KyleKatarnBanthaHerder
    @KyleKatarnBanthaHerder 9 років тому +63

    Next time I kill a fly or something, I'm going to say "See you all.................in the hellsssss!"

  • @YamiMarik2
    @YamiMarik2 9 років тому +42

    What a story Melissa.
    Also, does anyone else question the presence of two Dawnstar guards in Markarth?

  • @ffann100
    @ffann100 4 роки тому +20

    That watermelon atronach is a true hero. So many NPCs from bad mods killed by it

  • @Plasmaggie
    @Plasmaggie 9 років тому +62

    who makes these
    who goes out of their way to make things like this

    • @BBukeeB
      @BBukeeB 9 років тому +25

      This is basically your run in the mill Neverwinter Night mod.
      That game has a shitton of mods like this.

  • @sofiapagen
    @sofiapagen 8 років тому +73

    More like sexual harassment mod eesh lmao they are so god damn funny

  • @svlanifructis7114
    @svlanifructis7114 2 роки тому +14

    Bishop was fucking insufferable in Neverwinter Nights 2. And I'm pretty sure the "I'll see you all in hells" line is taken directly from NWN2's audio directory.
    What a disaster, but the Npcs do make for a good target practice.

  • @muserweaver
    @muserweaver 8 років тому +48

    It's CAPTAIN Sparrow

  • @RedEquine
    @RedEquine 2 роки тому +11

    Aw damn the Imgur went down, I wanted to see all the glorious drama for old times sake

  • @saracinatriarius
    @saracinatriarius 9 років тому +42

    Look at the waste of a good voice actor having to deliver those lines. I'd cry if I wasn't laughing so hard. You should absolutely do another video for this 'mod' when they add in the planned sex animations. Prepare a blow torch.

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial 2 роки тому

      I've seen some women review it in the newer version. A pair of them even installed the "fun time" mods, but they were utterly incompetent at modding and also just spent half of the playthrough making Bishop and random men (mostly Casavir) do "animations" with each other. The only really good review I saw is by a German woman who called her video "Skyrim WORST ROMANCE" or something, but she didn't showcase any of the "fun times".
      There's a fairly long machinima series of the mod if you wanna see the latter stages of content, like the Dragonborn and Bishop having a son and raising him. Still no "fun time" on camera, though.
      Really, if you wanna have some romance with men, I'd suggest Amorous Adventures. It has "mod integration" if you know what I mean, and Ralof, Farkas, and Vilkas are potential lovers. You can leave Gerdur's quest unfinished and still have Ralof if you don't wanna get involved with a woman. Of course, there are also a lot of funny and interesting romance quests with numerous ladies of Skyrim as well, but I'm just focusing on the men. I'd rather get Vilkas to warm up to my sweet princess than get emotionally and verbally abused by Bishop (and catcalled constantly) for an entire playthrough.

  • @gorefreak2
    @gorefreak2 7 років тому +23

    Casavir and Bishop? You acting like I aint played NWN2?

  • @MrsTwinLover
    @MrsTwinLover 8 років тому +34

    I lost it at Tommy Wiseau, I would get this for sparrow guy and Wiseau.... but I'd take Cicero over all of them. At least he can dance, m'lady.

  • @tommimoilanen4305
    @tommimoilanen4305 8 років тому +32

    "I see you all... in hells" ???

  • @oskabro
    @oskabro 2 роки тому +15

    i keep coming back to this video it’s like a work of art

  • @DragonWoop86
    @DragonWoop86 9 років тому +31

    1:24 Even the fish doesn't want to hang around for this story.
    Also welcome back Nova.

  • @bigtastyben5119
    @bigtastyben5119 3 роки тому +13

    NWN2 Casavir: Honorable Paladin in service of Justice and protection of the poor, sacrifices himself to save others in MotB.
    SRM Casavir: creepy fedora tipper, probably uses Gentoo Linux, using his dnd character as his dating profile avatar. Has to eq more bass in his voice because his voice isn't deep enough for fair maiden's.

  • @roukerasati9611
    @roukerasati9611 3 роки тому +9

    Parts of this mod fit that one quote: "Have you ever said a word so much, it loses its meaning?"

  • @acidangelxo
    @acidangelxo 9 років тому +64

    So no one is gonna mention that the idea for this character is blatantly stolen from NWN2?
    The name, the ranger class and even the wolf companion. All stolen from one of the companion NPCs.

    • @novajam
      @novajam  9 років тому +26

      If I'd played NWN2 I could speak more to it, but the evidence of plagarism is already substantial.

    • @JovesLikeMagger
      @JovesLikeMagger 9 років тому +24

      novajam It's kind of funny, seeing as Neverwinter Nights/Baldur's Gate 2 were where these really fucking weird and creepy romance mods first started cropping up (Saerileth, anyone?).
      Casavir's ripped straight from NWN2 as well.

    • @Puchinbola
      @Puchinbola 9 років тому

      >stolen
      Mod's bad but basing your things on other games isn't stealing ... I-I think.

    • @WeedgokuBonerhitler
      @WeedgokuBonerhitler 9 років тому +22

      *****
      It's not based. It's literally the same character. It's not alright to take a character from another work and claim it as your own as these people have done.

    • @elstormo
      @elstormo 9 років тому +17

      Yeah another NWN2 player here. Bishop and Casavir are pure theft, also the "sparrow" moniker is stolen from Haer'Dalis, from Baldur's Gate II, who also and constantly calls the protagonist sparrow like the lame soggycrotch that he is. He's not voiced, thankfully, so the player is spared his husky creepy whispery stalker voice.

  • @robinhay9071
    @robinhay9071 8 років тому +39

    "My Sparrow..."
    I think you mean... Nightingale!
    *Stab*
    *Mmm... Whatcha say mod*

  • @wangdangatomictango
    @wangdangatomictango 6 років тому +10

    Nothing like being threatened with rape, being verbally degraded constantly, and treated like an object to get you in the mood!
    /Sarcasm

  • @milksonghorlet
    @milksonghorlet 6 місяців тому +2

    The overblown thirst in the mod is so strong that I feel violated just listening to the dialogue. And the whispering to try and sound hotter, like they are recording the lines and hoping no one in the house hears them saying that

  • @tarquinvictus1182
    @tarquinvictus1182 3 роки тому +14

    Funnily enough, the bishop guys voice actor did work on elder scrolls online last year.

  • @Chinothebad
    @Chinothebad 9 років тому +20

    Between plagiarism of NWN 2 and what may as well be described as wish fulfillment romance, one would be better off going for a vanilla NPC.

  • @FalconAlpaca
    @FalconAlpaca 8 років тому +35

    come, my lady
    come come, my lady

    • @feel5930
      @feel5930 6 років тому +4

      FalconAlpaca youre my butterfly sugar baby

  • @astereea
    @astereea 8 років тому +118

    need me some freaks like these

  • @MielDesAlpes
    @MielDesAlpes 8 років тому +29

    SPARROW
    SPARROW
    SPARROW
    GRACEFUL ARROW...

  • @n64graphics
    @n64graphics 2 роки тому +8

    this is such a classic we were really starving for this once

  • @zenith1079
    @zenith1079 3 роки тому +9

    bishop's voice actor does the voice for the main character in the english dub of beastars just so everyone knows

  • @zlMonsterx
    @zlMonsterx 8 років тому +13

    this channel is criminally underrated. I'm over watching every single one of your vids

  • @richip123
    @richip123 9 років тому +25

    When i saw "Casavir" i was like "Don't Fucking Kiddin' Me!"

  • @sketchbookMonster
    @sketchbookMonster 8 років тому +8

    i've watched this video 10 times and it just hit me that cael was holding the key to his own damn cage.
    this mod is a gold mine.

  • @jeffersonellis
    @jeffersonellis 9 років тому +15

    (I delicately grab novajam's hand and start to lead them into a waltz.)

  • @Nessmess001
    @Nessmess001 8 років тому +25

    "youre drop ded gorgess, anybody tell you th't yur HAWT?" ahahahahjakhdfkfh fuck, marry me

  • @karmos585
    @karmos585 4 роки тому +17

    I want you to know that this is a staple in my youtube party queue and ive watched it like 15 times

    • @mooulkadi8129
      @mooulkadi8129 4 роки тому +4

      FORGIVE ME FOR INTRUDING M'LAAAAADY

  • @imgrabbinpills
    @imgrabbinpills 9 років тому +32

    GRIMACE REACHING CRITICAL LEVELS