the rat king and the cheesewheel

i'm the rat king
wearing a tiara made of fangs
and a matching bat wing cloak
i crawl into the sewers
where i made my nest
beneath the city's
seedy underbelly-ache
the cheesewheel is my throne
i alone command the sewer gator
with stolen cream
i bribe the cats
i phase through rat traps
i devour all the poison
all to spread the rumour
that the cheese is evil
cheese is evil
the cheese is evil
the cheese is evil

[@CryingElf]

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