@@darthgaber5663 I would've done but the need for a freind in dayz to play with can get too much sometimes, the guy was probably just happy to see someone with a mic.
@@motokid1492 FOREVER!!! the only downside is diseases were bugged last time i tried so that if you got sick you couldnt ever fix it. Its fun give it a try sometime
imagine some seemingly friendly guy invites you in his house for a barbecue, he shoots you while laughing, and then next thing you know, you ARE his barbecue
You nailed the remorselessness lmfao 🤣🤣. Your laughs along with the game laughs makes it sound like one or both of the laughs are just happening in your head.
I'll never forget my first time being a cannibal in Dayz I spawned in and immediately a guy with a can in his hand tried to ko me but I juked him using a funny trick I learned, until he gave up then we teamed up until I could get away from him (guy with an smg shot at us and I broke off) Later a dude with a shotgun tried to kill me from inside a building but didn't push out to get me, then a guy with a knife chased me and I bum rushed it to the shotgun guy's building and ran in with the knife guy behind me and out the other side, I heard a bang and my pursuer was no more, at this point I was starving and I met a friendly east Indian guy wearing a helmet as I told him I couldn't hear him speaking because of the helmet as he was taking off his helmet I saw some guy peek around the corner behind him the second the helmet was off POW! the guy by the corner shot him dead. I ran around behind a concrete wall before he could shoot me too and laid down, he ran right past me I got up got a knife from the east Indian guy, used it to collect his meat and left, not five minutes later I had a nice little cookout by a gas station and left with a lasting memory of the most intense fresh spawn day ever.
So funny how this guy gagged himself so the uncontrollable laughter of the cannibal disease would be more invisible. I saw you could gag yourself and I was like "Why in the world would I ever do that."
That guy with the axe was so desperate to kill you that he killed the zombie that had you cornered. Had is bloodlust not been so overbearing he'd have let you fight the zombie before he attacked and probs would've won lol. Great vid .
Is that what that was? I was so confused. I thought he might have gotten too close to the fire & burned his last bit of HP or something. 🤷🏻♂ I have no idea what mechanics this game actually has.
I’m new to Dayz , got about 60 hours, I’m just beginning to get a feel for it and how to “somewhat” survive. I’m understanding how to craft, and what loot/gear is good and worth swapping or keeping, etc etc. now that im getting some traction the cannibal path seems more and more appealing to me, that’s what I love about this game, the land is relentless and you can play however you want. Ethical or unethical
I thoug he had someone in discord with him llaughing at everything I was like “haha” then after a while I was alright dude nothing is worth this much laughter 😂
man this is nuts xD . So funny to watch and even everyone is against you so you can be really proud of yourself to surviving in these situations. Very entertaining as well :D
Tbh I don't mind the cannibal as long as they make a game out of it, the fear in finally realizing your "friend" is out to eat your flesh is really exciting. It's the freshie campers that I absolutely can't stand
My current duo is cannibal, we killed another duo who had beef, cow hides and such. We assumed the fat was safe, as it was in a backpack with raw beef. It must have been human fat - we've got the giggles. Currently looking for another meal around NWAF.
I love your content! I wish i found you earlier but i only just started playing dayz😅 on the plus side I now have 100s of hours of entertainment to go through😊
Fun Fact: Barmby actually recorded the background music himself using a pair of bongos made from Steves buttcheeks.
Reminds me of Ace Ventura for some reason 😂
😂😂😂
bahahahaha
That's really fuckin funny. It actually does sound like buttcheek leather Bongos
Underrated comment
“Can I join your fire?” He really did join the fire, literally. Love me some evil barmby
NoobDempsey
Frag :O
You really got me there. I should stop trusting people when there is human meat all around. Cheers, Jack
Billy!!!!!!
I'm spongebob
“Steve do you really think I’d kill you 5 times?” Proceeds to kill Steve again☠️
no steve lived on hes tied up
"Steve! What is it like!? To die 5 times by my hand!? "
Bro should have learned the first time lol
@@darthgaber5663 I would've done but the need for a freind in dayz to play with can get too much sometimes, the guy was probably just happy to see someone with a mic.
"I just wanted to wake you up to tell you I'm gonna eat you."
At least you were polite about it.
The disappointment in Stephens voice when he said 'why are you here?' 😂
O it made me cry i came here to comment this he couldn't believe it
Trying to hide the laugh with a laugh took me over the edge 😂😂😂
Can't get over how well barmbys laugh blends it's so close
Fr bro i couldnt hold it in after that and i busted allover the screen
@@tacolleyt6361bro what 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
@@tacolleyt6361same
@@tacolleyt6361what’s was that last part?🧐
never seen a food meter so consistently full, what a life
I have found my calling
@@heybarmbyfallowing Steven around and having him for breakfast lunch and dinner?
@@heybarmby How long can a Dayz character survive with kuru ?
@@motokid1492 forever
@@motokid1492 FOREVER!!! the only downside is diseases were bugged last time i tried so that if you got sick you couldnt ever fix it.
Its fun give it a try sometime
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes. OOOS OOOS! GREAT VIDEO BARMBY!
😂
Hahah that took me a second to understand but when I did I genuinely laughed like In 8:38
Slogan: “Men toes…the flesh maker” 👍🏻
The constant laughing was so creepy but fun to listen to 😂😂
"You mess with the butcher, you get the f*cking cleaver."
- Barry the Butcher, DayZ
Meanwhile he laughin' just like his character
imagine some seemingly friendly guy invites you in his house for a barbecue, he shoots you while laughing, and then next thing you know, you ARE his barbecue
Ey listen if he expertly seasons and cooks me I suppose I can go out peacefully
@@shivertheiguana No gourmet crap. Just fire and burnt bits.
6:39 is crazy when his character laugh and then him he really want insane lol
Legit one of the best and funniest Dayz videos I’ve ever seen. I love cannibal life oh so much and this is the master class 😂
Thanks man, appreciate the kind words!
This is freaking hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
You missed the golden opportunity to feed Stephen to Stephen...
You nailed the remorselessness lmfao 🤣🤣. Your laughs along with the game laughs makes it sound like one or both of the laughs are just happening in your head.
Absolute treat to be part of the Army. Love your content brother, keep up the good work OOS OOS bois
Glad you’re a part of it brother!
I'll never forget my first time being a cannibal in Dayz
I spawned in and immediately a guy with a can in his hand tried to ko me but I juked him using a funny trick I learned, until he gave up then we teamed up until I could get away from him (guy with an smg shot at us and I broke off)
Later a dude with a shotgun tried to kill me from inside a building but didn't push out to get me, then a guy with a knife chased me and I bum rushed it to the shotgun guy's building and ran in with the knife guy behind me and out the other side, I heard a bang and my pursuer was no more, at this point I was starving and I met a friendly east Indian guy wearing a helmet as I told him I couldn't hear him speaking because of the helmet as he was taking off his helmet I saw some guy peek around the corner behind him the second the helmet was off POW! the guy by the corner shot him dead. I ran around behind a concrete wall before he could shoot me too and laid down, he ran right past me I got up got a knife from the east Indian guy, used it to collect his meat and left, not five minutes later I had a nice little cookout by a gas station and left with a lasting memory of the most intense fresh spawn day ever.
Why would you lie to me Stephen? *discharges shotgun in Stephens face*
This was one of the most intense and entertaining videos of yours I saw. I loved every bit of it
Glad you enjoyed it man!
@@heybarmbyquick correction. Human meat taste like pork. Little nasty and sweety. (Because i tasted my meat once irl)
@@temuulenamartuvshin1204WHAT.
The symptoms of kuru
1) laughing
2) BANG!
sounds about right 😆
You made being a cannibal look like so much fun.
that's cause it is
I've never laughed so hard at a DayZ video. This was fantastic.
6:30 “that’s what you get when you mess with the butcher! You get the cleaver!”🤣🤣 took me out🤣
I live how you fake laugh to cover your characters evil laugh hahaha 😅😂😂😂
And I thought the Ginger Shusher was a psycho! 😂 Fun video
Watched this live, seen the short, and now this. Amazing every watch! Love you dude! You are my favorite! Well, you and Witness... lol
"he's more human than any of us" 😂 love it
There are a lot of things you can say to someone during a fight but "I'm going to eat you" is the funniest/scariest line lol
12:20 at this point I would’ve just recruited Steve and started a cannibal cult
That maniacal laughing to cover up your character laughing had me rolling
If only steve not die and revenge him, it will be a true villain/psycho origin
nice vid, the music really played to the cannibal vibe lol
This is basically like having the watch the villian you don't like in a show but he keeps living everything
Bro had a witches cabin at the beginning 💀 luring people in with warmth and food then eats them😂
This was absolutely crazy but entertaining lol
So funny how this guy gagged himself so the uncontrollable laughter of the cannibal disease would be more invisible. I saw you could gag yourself and I was like "Why in the world would I ever do that."
How'd I miss this one!?!? Evil Barmby in the house!!! Loved how you let the guy wake up just long enough to tell him you were gonna eat him.
Might be one of your best vids yet mate
Thanks dude, appreciate the kind words
All these years I didn't know that you giggled as a cannibal lmaoooo. Everytime I heard it I thought the same guy kept coming back
They just kept coming in, "hey can i sit at ur fire?" The buffet was real
I couldn't tell about halfway through all the mayhem if it was you laughing, or the kuru. I think it possessed you a bit. 🤣
That guy with the axe was so desperate to kill you that he killed the zombie that had you cornered. Had is bloodlust not been so overbearing he'd have let you fight the zombie before he attacked and probs would've won lol. Great vid .
I was taking a drink when he said "Steve needs to get a different spawn, f*** me!!!" lol almost was bad.
The way Jack just went "why?" As he fell to the ground... Tragic.
I had so much fun watching this one I had to watch it twice. Cheers man Steve is the mother f’in man!
6:27 when you're so clumsy you manage to slip in a video game
Is that what that was? I was so confused. I thought he might have gotten too close to the fire & burned his last bit of HP or something. 🤷🏻♂ I have no idea what mechanics this game actually has.
It’s the fact you baited ppl with the heat buff 😭🤣🤣😭
This was INCREDIBLE live.
Can you tell me the title for the live I wanna watch it 🙏🏽
Haha love it this was hilarious! You should do other characters, like traders, bandits etc ^^
Steve 5 came with backup and they had a Barmby barbie celebration
When you chillin with a random guy and then he asks "What's your name"
I’m new to Dayz , got about 60 hours, I’m just beginning to get a feel for it and how to “somewhat” survive. I’m understanding how to craft, and what loot/gear is good and worth swapping or keeping, etc etc.
now that im getting some traction the cannibal path seems more and more appealing to me, that’s what I love about this game, the land is relentless and you can play however you want. Ethical or unethical
I love the tribal music😂😂😂
i still dont get why people hate the cannibal playstyle, like man im almost dead from hungry and i gotta eat what i have close to me
Man that’s not the cannibal playstyle. The TRUE cannibal playstyle is what our boy is doing, ONLY human meat no normy food
I love how he laughed into the voice chat to cover the laughter of the character
Congrats on 70k...it's been quite a journey. I will try to be at the next community event. Great content as always
Thanks Helix, appreciate it brother!
As THE солнечный psychopath, ur missing the full rag outfit and screaming at everyone like a caveman
The morbid laughing after killing like 15 people scared me ngl 💀💀💀
Haven't watched much DayZ videos, this is by far the most scuffed though. 😂😂😂
I was so sure you were going to say "tonight we follow...the combat logger"
this is the funniest thing i have seen all week. that laugh!!!
“Ohh, meat is done!" That made me laugh! :D
You are really good at DayZ combat. Impressive stuff
“Alright David. Been good knowing you brother” 😂😂
I am _ONLY_ a cannibal when I'm in a group and someone eats all the food
Imagine a cannibal player rushing at you with like a fire ax, or machete and the last thing you hear is crazed laughter
Great vid. I love playing as a cannibal awkwardly its the only time my character lives for ages when I play usually I die way earlier.
"Oh I already cut up Steve 3, jesus..." lolol!
I thoug he had someone in discord with him llaughing at everything I was like “haha” then after a while I was alright dude nothing is worth this much laughter 😂
This is a wonderful video. Lmao. I love it. Cannibal runs are always a blast!
the wisdom of story that if somebody betray you once that means they will betray you thousands times again
Your intro made me think of Jake Hanrahan from Popular Front / Vice news
Barmbys laugh is eerily similar to the kuru laugh
Bro's laughing like his cannibal character 😂😂😂
RIP to steve btw
man this is nuts xD . So funny to watch and even everyone is against you so you can be really proud of yourself to surviving in these situations. Very entertaining as well :D
"That's four for Steven." 😂
"auuugh...executed like a pig.." took me out ngl
The Cannibals are the nicest people you'll meet in this game, they treat you with great respect till the very last second, where you die
Great pvp and good laughs man, Thanks for the entertainment!
Loved the video been playing captain cannibal in a couple servers lol whuewww
Tbh I don't mind the cannibal as long as they make a game out of it, the fear in finally realizing your "friend" is out to eat your flesh is really exciting. It's the freshie campers that I absolutely can't stand
start to finish an epic run
Thanks Dave brother!
LMFAO!
The characters laugh is eerily similar to his own :D
We need bongos in the live streams! This was top notch!
“I woke you up just to tell you that I’m gonna cook you and eat you” BRO WHY 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you didn’t have to tell him that
My current duo is cannibal, we killed another duo who had beef, cow hides and such. We assumed the fat was safe, as it was in a backpack with raw beef. It must have been human fat - we've got the giggles. Currently looking for another meal around NWAF.
You could say that he's "in touch with humanity."
Absolute class act.
HAHAHHA IAM DYING BRO!!! Why didnt i find u early 😂
How did Steve keep getting all that good equipment on spawn. No way was that authentic.
Lmfao, I didn’t know what the laughing was from
I love your content! I wish i found you earlier but i only just started playing dayz😅 on the plus side I now have 100s of hours of entertainment to go through😊
I never seen so many people jump into a place.
This was an amazing video. The music really sold it.
First video I have seen from you and it’s hilarious
I've had some laughs at DayZ but this was the goldest 16 minutes and 25 seconds. Hope your days have been better since Steve.
"Why would you lie to me steven"😭
This is the Dayz run I needed to see today
Steve your super?! "I'm spicy" 😂
The amount of jump scares