That's my favorite song by The Smiths, I *always* listen to it when I'm sad, and I used to listen to it on repeat over and over and over again as a teenager going through a terrible and toxic relationship ♡
Lol, evolutionary speaking if a man gets to the age where his hair looks like that, he's probably already reproduced, so it doesn't matter what he looks like anymore. Infact, it's likely at that point he's accrued some degree of wealth or status, which makes it even easier to reproduce XD
So generally, for a mutation to persist, it needs either a positive or neutral effect on survival or mating chance. My guess is male pattern baldness is primarily neutral numbers-wise. A mutation like that for male pattern baldness does not affect your overall survivability. When it comes to mating chance, guys with receding hairlines/bald heads have many other factors at play (other physical traits, personality, resources etc) that would outweigh the single trait of a high hairline in their 20s. For male pattern baldness to get selected out, you would need some kind of strong selective pressure to do so. In fact, I find saying that evolution selects against negative traits rather than selects for positive traits is the better way to describe the process.
From his story it doesn’t sound like he did, but to be fair he is telling this on a stage to an audience, so even if they was more to it than what he said, he probably left it out because it wasn’t interesting.
Molly benders are most definitely not cool. I did about a gram between two days and all you get is good vibes and ideas for a few hours in exchange for no sleep for 48 hours and body aches for a week with crippling depression waves 🤣
Lemme tell ya, I too know a recovering addict that judges the crap outta me... Tells me to chill, Tells people "that's just how she is, she says whatever she's thinking" One day she's going to do that & I'm going to turn to whomever she says this to & say "yep, I'm out spoken, but at least I've never peddled my &*@ for dope like some people..." And just walk away... It's so not cool to judge me when Ive defended her... Just sayin
Pls my good people If you know anybody with NCE or Degree in computer science or even a software engineer who is willing to work in Abuja, with at least 2years working experience not above 40years, please extend my greetings to Him/Her 🚶🏻🚶🏻
“Well, well, well, look what the algorithm dragged in.”
U better BELIEVE IT BABY!!!
His arm is sooo Brooklyn lmao
His make up person should be fired immediately
😂
lmao
When I'm sad you always have my back. Thank you Chris 💜
That's my favorite song by The Smiths, I *always* listen to it when I'm sad, and I used to listen to it on repeat over and over and over again as a teenager going through a terrible and toxic relationship ♡
You're a survivor. Morrissey ruins many...
2:54 now we know how he got his last name
😂
This guy came to a show my band played in Brooklyn with Shellshag. I was pretty surprised.
It's impossible to unsay things. Very true 😊
this man spoke to me
As another guy who has this same hairline I don't understand why evolution would favor such a mutation
Lol, evolutionary speaking if a man gets to the age where his hair looks like that, he's probably already reproduced, so it doesn't matter what he looks like anymore. Infact, it's likely at that point he's accrued some degree of wealth or status, which makes it even easier to reproduce XD
So generally, for a mutation to persist, it needs either a positive or neutral effect on survival or mating chance. My guess is male pattern baldness is primarily neutral numbers-wise.
A mutation like that for male pattern baldness does not affect your overall survivability. When it comes to mating chance, guys with receding hairlines/bald heads have many other factors at play (other physical traits, personality, resources etc) that would outweigh the single trait of a high hairline in their 20s.
For male pattern baldness to get selected out, you would need some kind of strong selective pressure to do so. In fact, I find saying that evolution selects against negative traits rather than selects for positive traits is the better way to describe the process.
I legit heard this set like 3 years ago on Spotify. So cool to put a face to the bit.
Didnt know Hugh Jackman did standup
First listened to this about a year before meeting my ex. Broke up 6 years later. Randomly came across this video and now I relate to it. Goddamn.
Hey C-Snap! Thanks for those EXTRA LARGE CHEESE PIZZZZAAAAASSSS!!!
Dude's arm is a literal punchline
Cuz its skinny?
@@alru5792 Did you even watch the video?
@@alru5792 I don't understand why it's a literal punchline either. Unless it comes up elsewhere in the special?
@@fuxmaulder1 I did. I still dont get why it's a punchline though? Please could you explain?
@@-xirx- Because you punch with your arm, and your arm makes a "line" when punch ;-)
🎶"The boy with a 'tat' on his arm" 🎶
Wait...hes not the guy from Wheezer
I'm too distracted by how orange his face is to really laugh at his pain. And he's a really good comic too.
ngl, I melted a bit when he showed his tattoo 💕
for a second , i thought "Get hard" was the name of the show LOL
That's good fucking timing. Respect the delivery there.
Is this Dwight’s friend?
Yep, with the receipt for the gun because it was expensive, he's not just going to carry it around.
@@neilm.2482 well what do you expect? Someone could steal it!
Was killing me trying to figure out where I seen him before.
He is Dwight’s friend. With the gun safe. You gotta see the recipe.
is he the same guy that Angela hired to knee cap Oscar?
thats what I was wondering!
I miss the Chris Gethard Show so bad.
so funny!
Both of those tattoos are awesome. Get more tattoos you like.
I dont think he likes them. Sounds like he was high when he made em. Never decide anything high, you'll not see it the same way sober.
Anyone else recognize this guy from The Office?
Dwight’s hired gun and lead pipe assassin?
Sandwich delivery for Oscar Martinez…..
dude was so funny on broad city
*MORRISSEY*
Since when does Hugh Jackman do stand up? He can do everything!
This Hugh Jackman is pretty funny
Hugh Jackman!!
Chastain Buttigeig is very funny.
It's C Snap 🍕🍕🍕
I know it's over...
A man has to know his own limitations...
Lol funny dude!
You should sue that tattoo parlour. That is not cool
I wonder if he tried relationship therapy before he broke up.
From his story it doesn’t sound like he did,
but to be fair he is telling this on a stage to an audience, so even if they was more to it than what he said, he probably left it out because it wasn’t interesting.
how is this comedy?
To be fair, The Smiths was an amazing band.
this is comedy?
Molly benders are most definitely not cool. I did about a gram between two days and all you get is good vibes and ideas for a few hours in exchange for no sleep for 48 hours and body aches for a week with crippling depression waves 🤣
Fabulous. I would sleep with him.
nice becky
Jeez that says more about you than about him 💀
Jawbreaker brought me here
If I woke up with two Morrissey tattoos I would have my arm burnt off
Americans are light weights
Lol half a gram
Shane was right
Does anyone else think that this story sounds super familiar?
Guys gay
I guess there’s a reason why I have never heard of him. He is super orange though
Lemme tell ya, I too know a recovering addict
that judges the crap outta me... Tells me to chill, Tells people "that's just how she is, she says whatever she's thinking"
One day she's going to do that & I'm going to turn to whomever she says this to & say "yep, I'm out spoken, but at least I've never peddled my &*@ for dope like some people..." And just walk away...
It's so not cool to judge me when Ive defended her... Just sayin
And here I thought he looked like a catcher
Ahhh…. The Smiths…. Flashbacks…. Xoxo
He sounds like me lol I quit tho ✌️
Soooo much bronzer (or whatever it's called)!
I think that's just the wrong color foundation on him, tbh.
This is god awful. Really setting the bar low for comedy these days.
The makeup they put on him is orange.
Like trump.
The orange make up on his face is so distracting...
This guy looks 12 and 35 at the same time
is it me, or is his face orange & Neck white?
This is like if Reddit was a person and decided to become a standup.
ew
god this is so terrible
damn Hugh Jackman really fell off
What is Molly??!! 🧐
You’re missing out (;
Ecstasy if you don’t know that your probably too young to understand
@@Bubblesgirl527 lol I’m 54.
But thank you for your response, and for looking out for kids.
Okay, this wasn't very funny
My god this is not funny
How about instead of chris gethard it’s chris cantgethard (because he’s gay and that’s why his girlfriend left him)
Is this supposed to be funny….
It'd be more believable if he was talking about his boyfriend.
Pls my good people If you know anybody with NCE or Degree in computer science or even a software engineer who is willing to work in Abuja, with at least 2years working experience not above 40years, please extend my greetings to Him/Her 🚶🏻🚶🏻
Not funny at all; at all!
whats up with the purple mouth?
This is just bad ❤