@@oliveoilgaming69The only saving grace Crow has is that she's the worst SSR unit in the game by a rather wide margin. As such, I can keep her unsynced and banished like she deserves.
Probably should have mentioned that a civil war of the NIKKEs almost broke out one time because Noise kissed the Commander's cheek in front of a bunch of other NIKKEs.
Come play Nikke, we got: Engineers with existential crisis Morally questionable doctors and scientists War heroes Incarcerated criminals The Mafia, Yakuza and Triad Shut in gamers Rapers Mental illnesses And much more!
Its even funnier when connonically the Protag has 100% slept with a few of them, and possibly an alluding to sleeping with a dozen more (some non consensually, the non consenting being him ofcourse) and one of them has the strength to carry around a huge lion like its nothing.
@Nimi450 I mean some are very blatant in your face. Leona, Yulha. The non consensual being the one and only Isabel lol. And the alluding to are the bunnies,soda and sakura (she def was making out with the commander, but i doubt it was all night, they had to of had some action but its still under alluding) just to name a bare few
@@Nimi450 we will need a few more truly bad guy heretics so SU can make an event like "Heretics night out" where their could be alternative costumes or even new units of said heretics to get some more story background and possibly more interactions with the commander which is where Nihlister could get more spotlight shine.
The non consenting part isn’t true, if you’re referring to Maxwell please note that she did ask the CM if he really wanted to stop and he didn’t say no.
@alvarofigueiredo6450 yeah I'd say it's accurate 😅 Rip commander's pelvis Well I'm pretty sure he'll be okay though as he seems more and more inhumane as the story goes on 😅
Plot twist. The nikke commander is actually the first & last successful prototype of Male Nikke, since he grow up as an "orphan". He has one of the most powerful implant which can basically control/subdue and charm Nikke. @@SangoDate
When people use the phrase "Balls of steel" i genuinely think that's a literal meaning with the Commander with how much pelvis shattering he's experienced in a week
The commander is both the hero of the Ark, and the one who is stopping high profile and incredibly dangerous h0rny Nikke waifus from becoming unstable and targeting their rage against everyone. A true example of a hero👌😩
I remember watching this scene from Nikke where the Commander has a nightmare about 4-5 girls who walk into his room unannounced. Basically, Isabel, Rapunzel, and a couple others were in this nightmare. Based on that dream, it seems the Commander, despite the fact he sees them all as lovely pals/homies, is quite afraid of having most of these Nikkes as part of his harem. Considering how all of them are able to rip the pesky bots like tissue paper, I too would be afraid of their strength…and being like tigers in bed.
Forgot to mention Anderson. The previous guy in your position and cant survive out of a healing tank for more than 30 minutes due to his shattered pelvis
@@crazysoldiercze207 Bro you are making shit up, Red hood and Rapunzel never flirt with anderson or the "previous commander" who is hinted to be anderson. I am pretty sure rapunzel loves the current commander. So anderson's pelvis might be broken but by lilliweiss who seems to be his love interest.
This is exceptionally poignant because the Commander is the only person who isn't extremely racist to Nikkes. And Nikkes, who have accepted being treated poorly by the rest of humanity, found their source of hope and will latch onto that by any means necessary.
@@Ashireiko_Tatsumi Oh yeah, Nikke has a concept called a Mind Switch. When a Nikke suffers severe psychological damage, they get PTSD (because their brain is still human, how fun) and get amnesia on the spot along with a personality change. This is usually considered “death” by most Nikkes. If they’re lucky. If ever the Commander dies, the Mind Switch that will occur through most Nikkes would be catastrophic.
Don't forget that nikkes are canonically so heavy that the MC (who's probably superhuman/enhanced since he can beat Milk in hand to hand combat) has difficulties breathing when one is just laying on top of him.
@@mistapeace7014 he kinda improve his strength because I think during Noah bond story he was be able to lift NIKKE Multiple times. Also in recent summer event sakura use his arm as a foundation to put her weapon to aim at kraken. That's a lot of feat considering Nikke weapon are heavy as fuck than regular firearms. Maybe all those seggs improve his body and strength somehow 🤣
This can be explained by Nikkes being able to swap bodies with lighter ones for non-combat situations and there's the light variant for water confrontation that can swim, so Helm should.be pretty light
@@TethoSama Mustangs not really interested in robot waifus it seems and Anderson already has destroyed pelvis 😅 that he can't survive without a life support And Johan knows how much of a landmine his NIKKEs are so he keeps it strictly professional more like the guy is so obsessed with taking back the surface the he lost his male instincts 😂 still got his rizz tho
I recently watched Bunny Soda's bond story, and I'm surprised that a girl who appears as tame as her could be so proactive. Even her main bond story had some action
Just remember! This are the Nikke’s he’s done it with: Anis, Scarlet, Yulha, Viper, Sakura, Rosanna, Tove (implied), Summer Anis, Blanc and Noir. The man gets tons of Nikussy
Also Soda (both variants), Brid, and likely Volume (judging from her last line in her bond story implying she wants to get their relationship started right)
The only bad times are aside from the mentally unstable ones, are the Nikkes that have no human body. Basically, it's the body that basically makes them weigh the same as anyone else would weigh. (FYI: Their combat bodies, which are the type they use the most, weigh over a ton. Hence why they're physically so strong.)
Ah yes, full body cyborgs a hair's breadth away from an existential meltdown, all ostracized by the people they sacrificed everything for. Going fully rabid after ingesting a crumb of compassion from Commander.
The amount of times the Commander has fucked around (literally in some cases) and found out and STILL managed to survive or talk his way out of a situation where he blatantly tries to piss off a group of super powered robot women is astonishing then again he probably has Titanium bones with the 'rough riding' he does
I don't care; I want to see a harem. If the Commander can survive and overcome the odds on everything he's been through, then he can manage to have a harem.
Mustang marked as an innocent bystander* Bold of you to assume Mustang can't just walk in between that war and single-handedly end it with his bare hands
The criminal bosses were made by Tetra, run by Mustang. He is technically their boss. And since he would rather have them operating underground instead of out in the open, when Rosanna and Sakura took manners into their hands and were caught on tape, he made them go on a beach trip to pose for his magazine. That was the entire plot of the past summer event.
@@JoseRivera-ym3wjnot just technically, he ordered them in the main story (for example, it was Mustang who sent Underworld queens to save the Outer Rim from Doban, even if they intended to do this themselves)
Mustang is somewhat implied to be pretty similar to Liliweiss in some ways. Starry eyes, supernatural strength, unnatural longevity without aids like what Andersen has...
Lets not forget one of the few people you cannonically did the deed with has full authority to bring you in to prison at any time if she thinks you're a threat, and she doesnt because she's too tired and in love with you.
I like how the devs came to the same conclusion with the last summer event; showing just how much tension can build with specific NIKKE's just being in the same room.
Ohhhh man... you got me there in the Nihilister one, bet its a whole furnace there. "From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me"
with it explained like this i actually want to dive into the plot. like "OK, WTF happened to the world that these nutcases are the only things that can continue my legacy.!?"
Gentle reminder, they are also several times your weight, strong enough to flip cars, and fast enough to dodge bullets. You are not getting away, no matter how athletic you are.
You forgot to mention that the average Nikke is about x2 the weight of a woman of the same build and can casually crush steel. The stronger ones have: -held up buildings (Laplace's Bond Story) -tanked explosions point-blank (Modernia, Rosanna) -caught bullets with their teeth (Modernia) -Survived jumping out of aircraft without a parachute (Red Ash) And a bunch of other stuff.
@@vonfaustien3957 I can recontextualize. Leona man handles Timi without trouble. Specifically she is using a metal cable wire as his leash and suffers no damage to her skin ripping off when she tugs on a fully grown lions leash and is the one overpowering him.
I know it's a very small detail. But can I just say out of any Harem narrative I've seen in Gacha game. I feel like Nikkie has the closest to being warranted. The commander has time and time again actively put himself in harms way to the point of narratively speaking saving and actually wounding and taking down a Rapture on one occasion. Not only being Max Gigachad you've on multiple occasions come to rescue and save other Nikkies even helping with past traumas and dire personnel issues.
Yes, I 100% agree with this video. Being the target of 100+ women with inhuman firepower who're capable of destroying a machine army will definitely not end well. Especially 90% of them are mentally unstable Well of course, unless every one of them has the personalities like Diesel's
Telling any of the nikke women that the commander is married and has two kids is terrifying, no matter how you try to explain they'll always find a way around it
I kinda wanna throw my hat in and say that not every Nikke wants a piece of the Commander. Buuut the ones that do, holy cow, it's like watching a Lithuim Fire. I'm just left wondering, "How is he gonna handle this?" That being said, he was able to lure a bunch of them to a hotel room with the implied promise seggs, and half didn't care that there were other Nikkes there.
The last new year event if it was anything to get by is commandah harem is a ticking time bomb Noise was too brave or bold to smooch commander and get away with it alive
I feel that's just harem gacha games in general. Guess what happens when you have a large group of superpowered girls all over you, always turns to some yandere au. Literally that scene from The Bachelor 1999.
Let's remind that Vesti is always containing herself, she's afraid of her own strength and rage... And she's in love with the commander. Imagine if she knows what Sakura, Leona, or even EMMA, her own squadmate did to the commander. The thing is, I see it possible when they reclame surface on a total Battle Royale of Nikkes trying to get the commander, and he's usually oriented to the Nikke that an event highlights, so...
I mean to be fair some have tried to help. Amber put up missing person posters, same with the liyue government, Ningguang has used her vast resources and intelligence network and come up with zilch (considering Yelans team was slaughtered the last time they tried to investigate the abyss it’s understandable), Hu Tao has talked to the spirits of the dead and they have nothing, and Nahida has literally investigated with the worlds google tree and come up with next to nothing.
AL and KC ship girls: Some experimental fighting androids, terminators with personality perhaps GFL's dolls: Androids of various origins, the weakest ones being formerly civilian service dolls pushed into service after receiving combat upgrades, the stronger ones are purpose built terminator slayers. At least for most, their personality are artificial, based on their past duties. However, some may even have a brain upload from humans (look at M4A1) which actually makes them even scarier than the scariest terminators, that is should they ever decide to turn on you. Nikkes: What I said about M4A1? For Nikkes, it's all of them. They are all made from humans that is, and not just uploaded personality (AKA Johnny Silverhand or Agent Smith copies), but the humans themselves. Now, that you think of it, Rapunzel's lust is not fake. Didn't he said Nikkes come from various origins? Yeeeeaaah.
I'm more surprise the commander's survival rate isn't plunging into the negatives. Between the enemy bots, conspiracies both in and out the ark, and his Nikkes, that the main is still in one piece is amazing. Okay, maybe a few brushes with death. Those I'm putting under occupational hazard.
Commander is also the best gacha cut in protag I've seen. Dude has a personality and sticks to his guns. Heck he's strong enough to lift these girls up, including Rapi who weighs twice as much for a nikke of her size. Commander fights, argues, trolls and takes these girls to pound town.
And then after along day of Greco-Bobcat Wrestling, he relaxes in a bath of imported Hawaiian lava, presumably while also drinking a smoothie made from tiger balls and rocket fuel.
@@MachineMan-mj4gjCommander might even be a nikke but if he isn't if he gets any modifications he can get pretty close to the upper echelons of this games strongest only so he could get some nikkusy
Ok, there is a bunch of physically enchanced ladies that wants a -piece- whole you, and one wrong move with them will cause a disaster and no ends if trouble. Where is the downsides?
@@MercKitsune two of this ladies is an actual medics. At least one another of this ladies is intelligent enough to creat an artificial one. Still no downsides.
You forgot to mention that NIKKE are not light. A harem of cute murder machines that weigh almost a ton is certainly a death sentence. And I'm all for it.
Commander (us) must be made of Unobtanium. We can seemingly do the nasty with all kinds of humanoid robot super-women without dying. Also I NEED to get with Elegg so badly.
Jujutsu sorcerers vs NIKKEs eh ? I'll be paying some good money too see my boy Yuji the GOAT going *LEFT, RIGHT, GOODNIGHT* on some of these sexy robot women.
We have many Nikke's of different back-grounds, questionable values and multiple mental issues. Half are a power-keg ready to blow at any moment. Not to mention the fact that they are basically frontline-combat cyborgs. You screw up and well...your not gonna be alive for long. We all saw it nearly happen during the April fools event. Mary's gaze still haunts me.
![[NIKKE] MOLD.EXE](/img/n.gif)
reminder that during the Scarlet Alter event when Noise kissed the commander, it started A MANHUNT
I remember that day... the ark went into chaos.
@@isseisato1689 just the outpost though but yeah its horrific if they started shooting each other
@@TomoyaOkazaki13 They were hunting for his cheek.
It’s a good thing it was limited to the Ark. Imagine if Nihilister and Isabel got wind of that….
What event? I thout it was a bond story
It was the new years event. The Intro scene to the Boot.
yeah nikke women are terrifying similar to their azure lane counterpart
And I play both of the game, does that mean more trouble?
Please dont make me think about azur lane harem
Just roon,akagi and taihou could dry any commander alone
@@eighty8854 don't think it'll be more trouble if you survive both, you can go nuts literally
The Shikkan in Azur Lane may have it worse some ships even Meta just straight up wiretaps him or use a radar to straight up track him down.
@@LimitPro1 what did bro do to get that many attention
This is a good ad for Nikke, ngl.
I have not seen a deterrent for NIKKE in my eyes yet, and I really only came for music after thinking it was just going to be focused on the VISUALS
@@gev6624 I, a fanservice lover, almost uninstalled it the next day.
Story kept me. Now I love entire game and (most) of it's characters.
@@vincentwolf1456 except for crow (burn in hell)
😂😂I was thinking the same thing
@@oliveoilgaming69The only saving grace Crow has is that she's the worst SSR unit in the game by a rather wide margin. As such, I can keep her unsynced and banished like she deserves.
Probably should have mentioned that a civil war of the NIKKEs almost broke out one time because Noise kissed the Commander's cheek in front of a bunch of other NIKKEs.
which event?
@@user-nikkebotalter scarlet event.
@@nickboi3885damn! I missed that 😑
@@SangoDate Can go to the archives and unlock it I believe, just won't get any rewards.
@@Winslow19New year, new sword event won't be added to archive anytime soon because the design for rose and alter scarlet got copyright issue
Come play Nikke, we got:
Engineers with existential crisis
Morally questionable doctors and scientists
War heroes
Incarcerated criminals
The Mafia, Yakuza and Triad
Shut in gamers
Rapers
Mental illnesses
And much more!
Y-y-you mean "Rappers"... right?
...
*Right?*
Can we save them?
@@Thomas_Everman oh, yeah, there's Volume the rapper too.
And *_RAPERS_*
@@Thomas_Everman Maxwell: "Allow me to present myself." 💀
There is nothing questionable about Pepper my beloved
I pay my respect to the Commander, this is heaven or hell. You decide.
Lets ROCK !
mankind knew it couldn't change society so instead they blamed the raptures!
I’m going with Both
Heaven all the way
H e a v e n. All the way. It's worth it.
Its even funnier when connonically the Protag has 100% slept with a few of them, and possibly an alluding to sleeping with a dozen more (some non consensually, the non consenting being him ofcourse) and one of them has the strength to carry around a huge lion like its nothing.
I guess you're counting the bunnies in this ?
@Nimi450 I mean some are very blatant in your face. Leona, Yulha. The non consensual being the one and only Isabel lol. And the alluding to are the bunnies,soda and sakura (she def was making out with the commander, but i doubt it was all night, they had to of had some action but its still under alluding) just to name a bare few
@@leonardogonzalez5016 yeah there's quite a few. I may be a bit selfish but I kinda want to see Nihilister pop back I love her unhinged energy.
@@Nimi450 we will need a few more truly bad guy heretics so SU can make an event like "Heretics night out" where their could be alternative costumes or even new units of said heretics to get some more story background and possibly more interactions with the commander which is where Nihlister could get more spotlight shine.
The non consenting part isn’t true, if you’re referring to Maxwell please note that she did ask the CM if he really wanted to stop and he didn’t say no.
3:02 We weren't raised to be the typical, dense harem protagonist.
Hot and heavy
Nikke Commander: "In times of war, every hole is a trench!"
@alvarofigueiredo6450 yeah I'd say it's accurate 😅
Rip commander's pelvis
Well I'm pretty sure he'll be okay though as he seems more and more inhumane as the story goes on 😅
Plot twist. The nikke commander is actually the first & last successful prototype of Male Nikke, since he grow up as an "orphan". He has one of the most powerful implant which can basically control/subdue and charm Nikke. @@SangoDate
@platinumson98 which chapter did you find this I'm in the latest chapter and I didn't get this tho?
When people use the phrase "Balls of steel" i genuinely think that's a literal meaning with the Commander with how much pelvis shattering he's experienced in a week
We got Mary if we do (somehow) crack from bedbreaking nikke segs
It's the only part of him not breaking at the end of the night.
@@manjordian Liter might sometimes give the commander a bill (You know, payment for the damaged beds)
@patcatzgames9792 Rosanna and Sakura can literally pay everything for us, we're living good
The commander is both the hero of the Ark, and the one who is stopping high profile and incredibly dangerous h0rny Nikke waifus from becoming unstable and targeting their rage against everyone.
A true example of a hero👌😩
The true saviour of the NIKKE's
Popularity of his victory over millions of them around the world liked him and joined his battle
The MC's life will be interesting...and short.
i wish it was me
Truly an amazing hero who knows self sacrifice. Because you know that the SECOND the Commander makes any progress in their love life Humanity is OVER.
I remember watching this scene from Nikke where the Commander has a nightmare about 4-5 girls who walk into his room unannounced. Basically, Isabel, Rapunzel, and a couple others were in this nightmare. Based on that dream, it seems the Commander, despite the fact he sees them all as lovely pals/homies, is quite afraid of having most of these Nikkes as part of his harem. Considering how all of them are able to rip the pesky bots like tissue paper, I too would be afraid of their strength…and being like tigers in bed.
Isabel, Rapunzel, Yan, and Privaty.
@@ShogunPlasma I think Maxwell is there as well
@@ShogunPlasma Yeah you right.
@@bruvaguren494 No, she isn't. Just those 4.
@@ShogunPlasma right, thanks for reminding me
Commander: "HAD SEX"
This is still this mans greatest fucking feat in-game.
If your name isn't Commander, your pelvis ain't surviving any of these girls
Not with that attitude!
I'm not sure Commander is surviving this either
Well tbf, if you ain't commander, they ain't interested in you in the first place
"And the last already marked you as her husband."
"And that's mostly your fault."
Forgot to mention Anderson.
The previous guy in your position and cant survive out of a healing tank for more than 30 minutes due to his shattered pelvis
Courtesy of Red Hood and Rapunzel lol
Is that why he seems to be always in "meetings? 🤯
@@librac5 He has "meetings" with Ingrid now lol
And Mustang runs a betting circle on when the two will come clean about it.
@@crazysoldiercze207 Bro you are making shit up, Red hood and Rapunzel never flirt with anderson or the "previous commander" who is hinted to be anderson. I am pretty sure rapunzel loves the current commander.
So anderson's pelvis might be broken but by lilliweiss who seems to be his love interest.
@@crazysoldiercze207 Should've been me...
This is exceptionally poignant because the Commander is the only person who isn't extremely racist to Nikkes.
And Nikkes, who have accepted being treated poorly by the rest of humanity, found their source of hope and will latch onto that by any means necessary.
Based on this, Nikke world is: You get Mika Misono, but a lot of them.
...That is horrifying.
@@Ashireiko_Tatsumi Oh yeah, Nikke has a concept called a Mind Switch.
When a Nikke suffers severe psychological damage, they get PTSD (because their brain is still human, how fun) and get amnesia on the spot along with a personality change. This is usually considered “death” by most Nikkes.
If they’re lucky.
If ever the Commander dies, the Mind Switch that will occur through most Nikkes would be catastrophic.
@@terrencenoran3233why is there human brain in robot waifus
@@Kirboru Simple answer: Don't worry about it.
@@terrencenoran3233 I MUST KNOW
Don't forget that nikkes are canonically so heavy that the MC (who's probably superhuman/enhanced since he can beat Milk in hand to hand combat) has difficulties breathing when one is just laying on top of him.
Never ask a wehrmacht her weight.
Oh wait, wrong game.
@@dido923 well during his bond story with Dolla he certainly has trouble carrying one NIKKE.
Thought wonder how heavy...
I headcannoned they would be on average 100 kilos
@@mistapeace7014 he kinda improve his strength because I think during Noah bond story he was be able to lift NIKKE Multiple times. Also in recent summer event sakura use his arm as a foundation to put her weapon to aim at kraken. That's a lot of feat considering Nikke weapon are heavy as fuck than regular firearms. Maybe all those seggs improve his body and strength somehow 🤣
This can be explained by Nikkes being able to swap bodies with lighter ones for non-combat situations and there's the light variant for water confrontation that can swim, so Helm should.be pretty light
Ngl, the commander is the epitome of strength
Between the many injuries and flings
Also the still peace between nikkes that want his fillet mignon
ey ey theres Johan, Andersen, and Mustang.
@@TethoSama Mustangs not really interested in robot waifus it seems and Anderson already has destroyed pelvis 😅 that he can't survive without a life support
And Johan knows how much of a landmine his NIKKEs are so he keeps it strictly professional more like the guy is so obsessed with taking back the surface the he lost his male instincts 😂 still got his rizz tho
"Nikke harem would be terrifying"
Players: don't threaten us with a good time
Also players: I'm in danger
Play Nikke, we got:
+ Yandere with 2nd secret body
+ Yandere with axe
+ Yandere with wing
+ Yandere with dragon tail
+ Yandere with bandage
Yandere... yandere everywhere...
Isn't that
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Heaven?
NGL, the side story in the "encounters" with Blanc and Noir, will just end up with you having a three-some in the end, which is hot AF!
I recently watched Bunny Soda's bond story, and I'm surprised that a girl who appears as tame as her could be so proactive. Even her main bond story had some action
It's actually confirmed that do three somes
The 1rst bunny event you go down, literally, with Noir, Viper, Rupee and Blanc
@@blackban4689 yeah that shower scene is so obvious lmao.
Terrifying for the commander. But hilarious for the bystander watching.
Just remember! This are the Nikke’s he’s done it with:
Anis, Scarlet, Yulha, Viper, Sakura, Rosanna, Tove (implied), Summer Anis, Blanc and Noir. The man gets tons of Nikussy
Don’t forget Mary (they definitely did the deed if her summer bond story is to imply anything.)
Also Soda (both variants), Brid, and likely Volume (judging from her last line in her bond story implying she wants to get their relationship started right)
Bay Goddess Mary is implied to have been an all day affair as well.
Ludmilla during the winter event.
Wait Anis got some action?
And, I thought summer Anis also stopped at the last moment?
The only bad times are aside from the mentally unstable ones, are the Nikkes that have no human body. Basically, it's the body that basically makes them weigh the same as anyone else would weigh.
(FYI: Their combat bodies, which are the type they use the most, weigh over a ton. Hence why they're physically so strong.)
We can assume most EDEN Nikkes have no human body what with their obsession with efficiency.
So if Isabel catch you, good luck.
Well, it should only mean that no cowgirl. Every other position is game.
@@derp6443 Don't forget amazon, that position would fold his ass like a omelet, literrally.
@@derp6443i bet their grip will crush your stick tho
@@derp6443 Rosanna already broke that limitation (she did cowgirl)
Ah yes, full body cyborgs a hair's breadth away from an existential meltdown, all ostracized by the people they sacrificed everything for.
Going fully rabid after ingesting a crumb of compassion from Commander.
The amount of times the Commander has fucked around (literally in some cases) and found out and STILL managed to survive or talk his way out of a situation where he blatantly tries to piss off a group of super powered robot women is astonishing then again he probably has Titanium bones with the 'rough riding' he does
I don't care; I want to see a harem. If the Commander can survive and overcome the odds on everything he's been through, then he can manage to have a harem.
He already has a harem 😅
Mustang marked as an innocent bystander*
Bold of you to assume Mustang can't just walk in between that war and single-handedly end it with his bare hands
Hell. He'll video the whole debacle
The criminal bosses were made by Tetra, run by Mustang. He is technically their boss.
And since he would rather have them operating underground instead of out in the open, when Rosanna and Sakura took manners into their hands and were caught on tape, he made them go on a beach trip to pose for his magazine.
That was the entire plot of the past summer event.
Especially after I saw him crush a phone BARE HANDED I dunno what this guy is made of but he's far off from the good he poses as.
@@JoseRivera-ym3wjnot just technically, he ordered them in the main story (for example, it was Mustang who sent Underworld queens to save the Outer Rim from Doban, even if they intended to do this themselves)
Mustang is somewhat implied to be pretty similar to Liliweiss in some ways. Starry eyes, supernatural strength, unnatural longevity without aids like what Andersen has...
Came for the "plot" stayed for the plot
Sweet summer child. LOOK AT THERE DESIGNS IT- this IS the plot.
@@Thepreacher_1 Yes!? Plot in more ways than one 😏
I also came
Lets not forget one of the few people you cannonically did the deed with has full authority to bring you in to prison at any time if she thinks you're a threat, and she doesnt because she's too tired and in love with you.
Which one is that?
@@meepfanmeepster8620 Yulha
@@zikrihanafi5710 thanks
I like how the devs came to the same conclusion with the last summer event; showing just how much tension can build with specific NIKKE's just being in the same room.
Ohhhh man... you got me there in the Nihilister one, bet its a whole furnace there.
"From the moment i understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me"
holy shit it's echidna but at the gym
This is exactly why you won’t become a Yin and Yang cultivator. SMH you have abandoned your humanity. DINT YOU want to become an immortal!?
FIRE RESISTANT CONDMN I CHOOSE YOU!!
@@SangoDate Fire resistant. Not fire proof. Do you even know what that would entail? What’s the point at that level?
@Pro-Diletante bro it's just a joke 😅
1:20 worth it
So.. Nikke is basically yandere harem gacha.. cool, cool.
Yandere harem with full body combat cybernetics and weapons so strong they'll shatter a human arm with the recoil
@@vonfaustien3957 ...and depression. Lots and lots of depression.
"Eizen, would you lose againts your Nikke harem?"
"Nah, I'd win"
with it explained like this i actually want to dive into the plot. like "OK, WTF happened to the world that these nutcases are the only things that can continue my legacy.!?"
Gentle reminder, they are also several times your weight, strong enough to flip cars, and fast enough to dodge bullets.
You are not getting away, no matter how athletic you are.
You forgot to mention that the average Nikke is about x2 the weight of a woman of the same build and can casually crush steel.
The stronger ones have:
-held up buildings (Laplace's Bond Story)
-tanked explosions point-blank (Modernia, Rosanna)
-caught bullets with their teeth (Modernia)
-Survived jumping out of aircraft without a parachute (Red Ash)
And a bunch of other stuff.
Rapi herself is also twice the weight of a Nikke of her size. Commander can carry her. Rapi is like well over 600 lbs.
And at one point the Commander has LIFTED THESE WOMEN as well.
@@RavenCloak13 The Commander's blood type is "Protein Shake+."
Not sure Modernia is a good example of Nikke specs given her unique situation
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I can recontextualize. Leona man handles Timi without trouble. Specifically she is using a metal cable wire as his leash and suffers no damage to her skin ripping off when she tugs on a fully grown lions leash and is the one overpowering him.
If Johan can get himself a replacement cybernetic arm, we can get a replacement cybernetic pelvis. I don't see the issue here.
commander insurance better cover yearly hip replacement surgery
*Monthly, even Weekly
Make it daily 😂
I know it's a very small detail. But can I just say out of any Harem narrative I've seen in Gacha game. I feel like Nikkie has the closest to being warranted.
The commander has time and time again actively put himself in harms way to the point of narratively speaking saving and actually wounding and taking down a Rapture on one occasion.
Not only being Max Gigachad you've on multiple occasions come to rescue and save other Nikkies even helping with past traumas and dire personnel issues.
I love the fact that commander actually canonically (some are non canon but still) segs them.
Poor dude. Literally.
Yes, I 100% agree with this video. Being the target of 100+ women with inhuman firepower who're capable of destroying a machine army will definitely not end well. Especially 90% of them are mentally unstable
Well of course, unless every one of them has the personalities like Diesel's
Telling any of the nikke women that the commander is married and has two kids is terrifying, no matter how you try to explain they'll always find a way around it
I kinda wanna throw my hat in and say that not every Nikke wants a piece of the Commander. Buuut the ones that do, holy cow, it's like watching a Lithuim Fire. I'm just left wondering, "How is he gonna handle this?" That being said, he was able to lure a bunch of them to a hotel room with the implied promise seggs, and half didn't care that there were other Nikkes there.
Liter seems like such an innocent character and then her scenes are about her talking about the inevitability of death and the fragility of morality
You missed an opportunity to call Moran a moron but i'll take the doofus anyway 😭
I've also noticed the unhealthy amount of times the commander has gotten impaled through stomach or chest
1:48 de fk u mean innocent bystander , that man can beat you easily while posing gracefully
That guy crunched a phone like a paper ball, and went “oopsie”😊
@@Dashinix And they said that male NIKKE dont existed. I refused to believe
An 'innocent bystander' who's competing with Andersen for the title of Oldest Living Human In The Ark
"Johan entered the chat"@@MeowPh1
@@dezaltwait, did Johan move to the Ark?
I love when everything not a "shalalaa la laa..🎶" moment
The commander, every knows him, everyone wants him. Even the enemies want a piece of that Shikikan
The protag puts the MAN in CoMANder
That ending is more or less what i was gonna type here
Nikke actual harem ending would be so peak
I mean how can he even choose one?
@Zeoroark I can't choose fr
If I was Shikikum, I'd go for total harem end
The last new year event if it was anything to get by is commandah harem is a ticking time bomb
Noise was too brave or bold to smooch commander and get away with it alive
1:48 its the only acceptable answer to not instigate a nikke civil war and would only question you along with the government
I told my guildies that he's gonna end up like that dude from high school days.
Oh no not that anime, i powered tru it till MC is just a head (literally)
School Days. One of the most romantic harem stories around.
You get a very Nice Boat at the end.
I mean possibly, but the Commander's overall quite a bit less of an incompetent asshole than the School Days protag
@@Ashireiko_Tatsumithe boat sails down a river, what was it's name.... Oh styx
@@molag-ballordofdomination2065 Very romantic. Better love story than Twilight.
I feel that's just harem gacha games in general. Guess what happens when you have a large group of superpowered girls all over you, always turns to some yandere au.
Literally that scene from The Bachelor 1999.
They call him Commander Titanium Pelvis
Not goddessesium?
This video resonates deeply with me.
Especially the part about D.
As postal dude once said: This can’t be good for me but I feel great
Technically Commander has more than 2 kids. Ein, Zwei, Rei, Anne, Epinel and Neon are all adopted by me.
But for me, Neon, Anis and Rapi are like sisters... Oh no.
Commander plushie is one of the answers
Commander:NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT!
*pelvis gets obliterated by rapunzel
Let's remind that Vesti is always containing herself, she's afraid of her own strength and rage... And she's in love with the commander.
Imagine if she knows what Sakura, Leona, or even EMMA, her own squadmate did to the commander.
The thing is, I see it possible when they reclame surface on a total Battle Royale of Nikkes trying to get the commander, and he's usually oriented to the Nikke that an event highlights, so...
This video legit had me download and play nikke. Great ad
Fun fact about Isabel, she can fly at Mach speed
You'll have a better time speed racing a bullet than running away from that
Genshin Impact: Traveler, we all love and cherish you despite not really doing anything to help you on your quest!
GFL and NIKKE:
I mean to be fair some have tried to help. Amber put up missing person posters, same with the liyue government, Ningguang has used her vast resources and intelligence network and come up with zilch (considering Yelans team was slaughtered the last time they tried to investigate the abyss it’s understandable), Hu Tao has talked to the spirits of the dead and they have nothing, and Nahida has literally investigated with the worlds google tree and come up with next to nothing.
0:39 yup your nikke squad explained in normal terms
Nah, bruh
We only scratch the surface, need to go deeper now
This is basically Nikke summarized in 3 minutes. Great job! Lol.
AL and KC ship girls: Some experimental fighting androids, terminators with personality perhaps
GFL's dolls: Androids of various origins, the weakest ones being formerly civilian service dolls pushed into service after receiving combat upgrades, the stronger ones are purpose built terminator slayers. At least for most, their personality are artificial, based on their past duties. However, some may even have a brain upload from humans (look at M4A1) which actually makes them even scarier than the scariest terminators, that is should they ever decide to turn on you.
Nikkes: What I said about M4A1? For Nikkes, it's all of them. They are all made from humans that is, and not just uploaded personality (AKA Johnny Silverhand or Agent Smith copies), but the humans themselves. Now, that you think of it, Rapunzel's lust is not fake. Didn't he said Nikkes come from various origins? Yeeeeaaah.
I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite game on the Ark.
Meet me at the Outpost. We'll bang, okay?
I'm more surprise the commander's survival rate isn't plunging into the negatives. Between the enemy bots, conspiracies both in and out the ark, and his Nikkes, that the main is still in one piece is amazing.
Okay, maybe a few brushes with death. Those I'm putting under occupational hazard.
With all the injuries he gets im not sure "in one piece" is really that applicable.
If im going out, I'm going out like a man!
"I want to get violated" ahh audience
"...and it's mostly your fault." True words never spoken before.
If we get other Gacha game videos like this, it would be SSS tier! content haha.
Love this vid. S tier!
2:27 yo when did v1 turn into an anime girl (purple)
The machine from Ultra Kill in woman form
I mean, this is why I live healthy and getting jacked, so i can provides my harems mentally and physically.
Through nikkes and heretics I alone am the coommander
I have never played this game but, i would love to have an extended version of this.
I play for the plot
Pretty much everyone came for the "PLOT", and ended up staying for the plot.
Commander is also the best gacha cut in protag I've seen. Dude has a personality and sticks to his guns. Heck he's strong enough to lift these girls up, including Rapi who weighs twice as much for a nikke of her size. Commander fights, argues, trolls and takes these girls to pound town.
And then after along day of Greco-Bobcat Wrestling, he relaxes in a bath of imported Hawaiian lava, presumably while also drinking a smoothie made from tiger balls and rocket fuel.
@@MachineMan-mj4gjCommander might even be a nikke but if he isn't if he gets any modifications he can get pretty close to the upper echelons of this games strongest only so he could get some nikkusy
The dumping they have for one single commander is crazy, there’s a point.
How many hours you played Nikke?
Me: yes!
You just made the prospect of a harem of Nikkes even more enticing
I have a harem of adult white-haired nikkes that I love - Yulha, Rosanna, Ludmilla, Aria and Crown.
“Despair is easy. Hope is hard, and brother, I like to stay hard.”
- Said the Commander as he teases his Harem.
The commander just needs a titanium pelvis then he should be fine
THESE ABOMINATIONS WILL NOT TAKE ME I WILL DEFY THEM TO MY LAST DYING BREATH
THE EMPEROR PROTECTS
They will never break your reinforced chastity belt!
Ok, there is a bunch of physically enchanced ladies that wants a -piece- whole you, and one wrong move with them will cause a disaster and no ends if trouble.
Where is the downsides?
daily chiropracty sessions to put the pelvis back in place
@@MercKitsune two of this ladies is an actual medics. At least one another of this ladies is intelligent enough to creat an artificial one. Still no downsides.
@@jetstreampaul5029 i was joking my dude
@@MercKitsune i know. My intention was to extend it.
For the sake of the world, I have to shoulder this burden.
This is why i keep relations with my nikkes formal and maybe like coworkers at most, dont wanna end in a grave
That will also put you into graves lad
You forgot to mention that NIKKE are not light. A harem of cute murder machines that weigh almost a ton is certainly a death sentence.
And I'm all for it.
Death by Snu Snu has never been this fun before
Admi, Anne, School Circle, Alice, Belorta, Mica, Biscuit. Others be collecting waifus, me I'm collecting daughters whose smiles I want to protect.
"Modernia"
Shows Nihilister
"another heretic like Modernia" Nihilister is another heretic like Modernia
Commander (us) must be made of Unobtanium. We can seemingly do the nasty with all kinds of humanoid robot super-women without dying.
Also I NEED to get with Elegg so badly.
nah id win
i can take em all
Oh yeah, you'd win alright. A one way ticket express straight to the afterlife.
Yeah... You'd win a one-way ticket to ball crushing.
Yeah some Commander said that and it took me 1 week to procedure godisium hip and pelvic bone replacement operation😂
Jujutsu sorcerers vs NIKKEs eh ? I'll be paying some good money too see my boy Yuji the GOAT going *LEFT, RIGHT, GOODNIGHT* on some of these sexy robot women.
@@nguyenhuutrung3413 I don't think that was the point of the comment. That being said, I don't see him winning either. 😛
We have many Nikke's of different back-grounds, questionable values and multiple mental issues.
Half are a power-keg ready to blow at any moment.
Not to mention the fact that they are basically frontline-combat cyborgs. You screw up and well...your not gonna be alive for long.
We all saw it nearly happen during the April fools event.
Mary's gaze still haunts me.