* in a mechanical workshop * dude: "hey can you weld these steel plates?" me: "welding? what's that? i use flex glue" dude: "oh sorry, didn't know we had that"
Thanks so much Phil!! This works so well to keep the kids in the basement! Those little shits were even getting past the 2x4s I nailed in front of the door! Thank you so so much!!!!!
These are my favorite lines in my life: *I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF* *28 STAB WOUNDS* *THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE* Edit: I had a thing of Flex Tape at my house and used it to block a hole in an air mattress-And it *WORKED*
Bro flex products are amazing. They saved my basement from thousands of dollars worth of damage. It had rained for 5 days straight (literally) and my windowsills couldn't take it. But a lot of water, clean up and flex products did the job. Ahit really does bond in water!
when he put on the flex shot on his finger and repaired the thing at 5:13 and then it said it was waterproof at 5:18 then how does he get it off his finger? ripping off some skin clumps with the flex shot? SUUUPER SMART!
Thank you'll for 400 likes! It's a record for me!
Well your quite there yet
Ok
I think you want to.check again
guys its the videos likes not this comments likes
2.8k
They should have used this stuff on the titanic
Unfortenetly ( I cannot english) the flex tape wasn't created because our lord and savour Phil Swift wasn't born yet!
@@gringerandom5872 R/woooosh
@@user-tb4fr2zn6v no. YOU Didn't get the joke (:
@@222bpm4 I got it
YoanSwagB0i r/woooosh
Me: greatly entertained
Also me: *comes to the sad realization that I am literally watching advertisements for fun*
112 224 448 same
112 224 448 watch drsquatch soap ads
It’s so true ;-;
Lmao
Drsquash
While planning literally any commercial: How should we advertise?
Phil Swift:
B O A T S
tru
Abigail VanLangen boooat
Phil in the distance: it even works under water
Director: maybe we need to-
Phil: *B O A T*
*Flex Commrecials Starter Pack:*
- That's a lot of damage
- It even works on underwater
- *Boats*
Flex Paste DLC
wtf, 2 years ago?? damn....life is so fast lads
@@gilangeizan2282 frrr
Titanic?
@@gilangeizan22822 years and half man
So um who remembers the shoes in a can from cloudy with a chance of meatballs?
I'm pretty sure that I don't know what your'e talking about but that movie is amazing....
GringeRandom he means the spray on shoes
With the glitter
@@lonestar9185 yeah now I know!
Struck by science! I know what your'e talking about!
28 STAB WOUNDS
THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
I JUST SAW MY BOAT IN HALF
Exel Chrome yee
100 dollar boat
AND IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER
nobody noticed that he said flex shot lasted up to 30 years... how exactly did they get that number
Ur 400th liker... ur welcome
I SAWWED THIS BOAT IN HALF.
yeah we now phill swift you told us a million times
Learn how to spell and he said it once *know* *sawed*
@@lieutenantchill4005 *we said it once.
@@Xenovation3334 ? stupid ?
@@bentr9550 me?
You aren’t funny.
The best part of this meme is the fact that the Flex line of products are actually legitimately fantastic.
Nobody:
The iceberg in titanic:
I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!
minedash minecraft geometry dash absolutely great analogy
2020: I sawed this EARTH in half!
2020 is already bad enough.
*don’t give it any ideas...*
@@thecpg980 nothing that i can't fix
That made me laugh out loud
Girls around me be like:
“And the inside is completely dry!”
Worker:so how many boats do you want to buy?
Phil swift:yes
I actually have a roll of flex tape at my house.
it works well.
We are not worthy we are not worthy we are not worthy
Memes aside these look like really useful products
Clueless Man me too. My dad has some and everytime he uses it I simply say, “that’s a lot of damage”
I have two rolls
Taylor Kaizorbma damn you really gettin your flex on if you know what i mean
“To show you the power of flex seal, I nuked a boat!”
lel
In half or quarters, or more
The inside of the boat is all rugged areas that are pointy...not sure I’d like to be in that boat
Am I the only one who is worried about Phill saying “That Was Fun!” After destroying a bucket?
No.............. WE NEED TO GET HIM SOME HELP 👁👅👁
Psychological damage on Flex soil detected . Flex tape force engaged.
Yes
Throughout the years Phil Swift still has his rhyming skills!
Titanic: crashes
Phil swift: NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE
*slaps on the f l e x t a p e*
To prove the power of flex seal, I sawed this phone in half! Wait....
Wait what? I thought it was a boat!!!
Or is it I failed to saw this Nokia in half so I didn’t need to repair it with flex tape
he likes boats.
Who doesn't? :)
He likes destroying boats
you should say" he really hates boats"
Fuckin 69 likes, dammit, now I can't hit like
I like turtles
6:04 if you read his lips he only says “holy crap”
Haha yeah!
Holy c**p fuck yeah he does
Yes!
Cr*p he does and all
Crapus
* in a mechanical workshop *
dude: "hey can you weld these steel plates?"
me: "welding? what's that? i use flex glue"
dude: "oh sorry, didn't know we had that"
*You can seal your heart with it, and it stops bloods fast*
The Flex tape is the greatest tape. It works on everything!
I genuinely use all the flex products and they are really good.
Haha wow I didnt know they actually were good!
10:21 he said swex seal
Edit: why did this get any likes lol
Dead Rider haha
no he didnt
@@sumirunihon yeah he did
Take that w out
*SWEX SEAL*
all memes aside, these products are actually very useful and impressive
Legit I use them regularly they are fantastic, I also follow him on tiktok
4:20. That’s the best face I’ve ever seen
1:52 this is what you are here for everyone
I was looking for this 3 months ago but now that I gave up it's the first thing in my reccomend
Me: *rages when has to watch 5 seconds of an ad before watching*
Also me: *willingly watches 10 minutes of ads*
2:02
*Raw footage of Phil Swift aggressively murdering a bucket*
3:18 just buy a new one simple
Haha Phil cares about the world! He doesn't want to everyone to buy new thing...
Never knew we needed this until we got it
Great video
Thank you! Also you need to thank phil swift for makikg this video possible hehe
4:20 his face though😂🤣
the 113 dave nice
Lol
Phil Swift is a mad man
2:09 that’s a lot of damage
The most classic words of human history!
His face when he looks at the bucket over his head
Yeah that is my favorite face! What about you? :)
Thanks so much Phil!! This works so well to keep the kids in the basement! Those little shits were even getting past the 2x4s I nailed in front of the door! Thank you so so much!!!!!
Hello i am one of the kids in the basement, pls let me out i want to see my friends 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
I love how when he gets out the chainsaw he evily laughs
him: thats a lot of damage
also him: LeTs Do SoMe MoRe
also him: NoW tHaT A LoT oF DAmAgE
0:54 Flex tape isn't strong, *PHIL* is strong.
Haha lol yeah it is! Thank you for noticing me about it!
Jontron refrence
The man, the myth, the legend.
It’s almost official I’m gonna bye some flex seal, and make shoes.
buy*
@@ithankfuldudes915 *Thankful dudes. or *I am a thankful dude.
Phil: Destroy’s A Water Tower
Also Phil: *LeT’s SeE iF iTs GoNnA lEaK*
Someone stop this crazy man, I know flex tape!
THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE.
later:
NOW THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!
that's gonna be a lot of damage
Nobody:
Seriously Nobody:
Phil Swift: "Now that's a Lotta damage"
How dare u call our lord almighty phil swift 'commercial guy'
And he doesn't say well, you have disrespected the lord
NOW THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE
seriously tho
" let's see if it leaks " yea definitely not going to leak! 2:32
Yeah I love that part!
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Phil Swift: **having a mental breakdown**
Who else in the world makes commercials this good hmm? Tell me.
There is only one.......PHIL SWIFT
you
None...... the only one that can even try is Anthony Sullivan
@@dewannabe8845 wrong, it's actually Billy Mays, Phil Swift is Billy incarnate
These are my favorite lines in my life:
*I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF*
*28 STAB WOUNDS*
*THAT’S A LOTTA DAMAGE*
Edit: I had a thing of Flex Tape at my house and used it to block a hole in an air mattress-And it *WORKED*
Send this to NASA.
4:20 HIS EYES OML 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Haha lol at the number 4 20 to!
Nice
Bro flex products are amazing. They saved my basement from thousands of dollars worth of damage. It had rained for 5 days straight (literally) and my windowsills couldn't take it. But a lot of water, clean up and flex products did the job. Ahit really does bond in water!
#Stopboatabuse but then you realize no boats were harmed making this film
#stopboatabuse
At least he repair them with flex seal
I love how the commercials evolve into more crazier
stunts and i am amazed.
* i sawed this boat in half*
Now that's a lot of damage.....
To my brain. I think I just lost all my brain cells
1:03 Big Damage
THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE!
"dries underwater"
Wait, thats illegal
4:21 look at his face lol
That's a face of a legendary
...
Tons of these products are super *THICC*, and can repair *A LOT OF DAMAGE*.
To show you the power of these products... I liked this video!
The super hero steps out of the shadows at 6:55
My eyes have finally seen heaven
I will thank your eyes for watching my video! See ya!
*THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*
Queen Anklebiter
NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
LETS SEE IF ITS GONNA LEAK!
WOW! THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO LEAKS! ITS COMPLETELY DRY
These ads are so over the top. I love it.
2:17: When you first heard that your uncle died.
This is just what a man needs
Now a link to by every single FLEX product ever
*I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF*
Flex glue and flex shot just looks super satisfying to use.
2:16 me when a streamer btw kills me with a pick axe
Thank you so much! I’ve been looking for all the vids!
Haha thank YOU for finding my video!
The best part about Phil Swift is that his products actually work and are completely worth their price
2:29
NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!!
@@gringerandom5872 bud ur getting a new sub
@@mxrkyo Wow thx! See you around then....
@@gringerandom5872 😊😊
I can't be the only one that's not here just for the memes, these are so entertaining!
when he put on the flex shot on his finger and repaired the thing at 5:13 and then it said it was waterproof at 5:18 then how does he get it off his finger? ripping off some skin clumps with the flex shot? SUUUPER SMART!
Haha yeah! Sooooo smart......
Go away phil swift is a DADDY
Because it has to dry first
Thats why it didnt rip off skin
This guy is a true meme😭😂
T H A T S A L O T T A D A M A G E !
T H A T I S A L O T O F D A M A G E
@@gringerandom5872
*H O L Y S H I T*
“Holy ****** look at all this damage” LMAOO
Thank you for making this
Your'e welcome :)
Nobody:
Phill Swift: I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF
Everybody else on the titanic:
The person who made this is my Savior
Do you mean Phil Swift or Phil swift? :)
Wow someone really took the time to put all the flex tape commercials and to that I say cheers mate
Thank you all for 100 likes!
Now over a thousand
Hmm are you sure guys? I haven't looked for a yea...HOWLY COW! Now that's a lot of likes.
Phil Swift: Camera Man, you checking this out?
Shamwow Guy: You followin' me, Camera Guy.
How is he alive!!!!!????????
Lol, "I sawed this boat in half," XD
Also thats alot of damage.
Did you forget about me?
Me: get heart broken
Phil: now that’s a lot of damage!
2:20 to 2:28: what did that bucket ever do to u?
*"I Sawed My Friend in Half, to Show you the Power of Flex tap!"*
*"The Tape seal is So strong it can bring back the Dead"*
What happens if you put flex glue on flex tape?
This man absolutely loves his job, he is a god.
#StOpBoAtAbUsE
He’s so enthusiastic about it and that’s why it’s good advertising
who else is here because of jontron
the only commercials worth watching
I’m the 1000th comment lol
Yeah congratulations!