Joan of Arc is this lady who was traumatized as a child as a direct consequence of English colonialism and started hallucinating. She heard another lady, Marie's prophecy about a virgin butch savior coming, and Joan decided to be the virgin butch savior herself. She found some groupies and literally harassed a government official until he gave her some more groupies, and escorted her to the future king. She stroked his ego so well he decided to give her an army and let her fight for France. The future king became the current king and wanted to do like, diplomacy or something, so he asked joan to tone it down, but he was arguing with a blood thirsty schizophrenic, so in order to keep her from thanos snaping a whole army, he burned down a bridge leading to them and forced her to go home. The girlies were not liking the uncontroled homicidal urges coming from Joan and she started to loose popularity, so by her fifth battle, her army was burned out and she was captured. She was sold to the English by the people she was fighting and stood trial for heresy. They did not like her butch realness, they did not like the mental illness, and they took her girl boss aura very personal. Unfortunately for them she snapped out of her delulu just for the trial and got out alive so long as she promised to dress femme and stop hallucinating. She signed the paperwork, was traumatized again (SA) by male English gaurds despite being promised female gaurds, and started hallucinating again. She went back to trial, was found guilty of still being butch and still being mentally ill and was sentenced to death. She was just a traumatized asexual French girl that hated colonization 😢
@@Ironvaliant_ yeah! when they had the funeral roasts of cast members and other youtubers, tommy bowe’s character as the will-reader is introduced in the lower third graphics as “Tommy Bowe, Gay (non-derogatory)” then they made it into merch!
I am so proud of Chappell Roan 😭 so shocked when I started hearing the her everywhere. Lil sad i dont see ppl going crazy over Red Wine Supernova or My Kink is Karma but glad Pink Pony Club is getting its time to shine.
The VMA’s is usually the awards show where celebs can experiment with fashion and get away with it being strange. Almost no one did that this year. So I have to give props to Lil Nas X and the woman in the white underwear and tulle because at least they tried something different ish
i love you for not knowing addison rae's name i have an odd spiteful feeling against her, or anyone showing up in celebrity events who grew their fame from TIKTOK...
In case no person has covered this today, Mac, I LOVE the screams at the end of your videos. They vocalize my anxiety every damn time. XD Thank you for your entertaining videos!!
I seriously only watched the VMAs for Chappell and Taylor, for the first time since 2009. I tuned in just in time to see Chappell win best new artist and I SOBBED. I voted my ass off for her and I'm so proud.
Omg, you should react to the performances at the VMA's because everyone honestly ate. ESPECIALLY CHAPPEL!! and can we talk about the guys in the back who were full on in battle?!
honestly it’s crazy to me that i haven’t heard a lick about flava flav for over a decade - then me and my friends watched an episode of flavor of love and now this is the 5th time i’ve seen him on socials in 3 days ☠️
The looks were boring, the only performance I cared about was Chappell, and apparently they barely gave out any awards during the actual show. Yeah, the VMAs are kinda done. I was surprised Taylor showed up, but then I remembered she wins all the awards she’s nominated for.
LOVED the red carpet dress for Taylor Swift but tbh the one she changed INTO??? gurl we stan. literally WEARING A PAINTING. and she paints and it seemed inspired by one of her songs so there's a good chance SHE WAS WEARING HER OWN PAINTING. The gaggery.
Celebrities are probably toning it down bc we are technically in a recession, flashing excess couture has not been going over well a la MET gala this year
STOP BECAUSE WHEN I SAW PARIS HILTON’S DRESS I THOUGHT OF CINDERELLA AND THEN I HEARD MAC SAY “it’s giving that moment when cinderella made her own dress-“ LIKE YES BRO
My favorite part of the VMAs was Chappell Roan told that guy to shut the fuck up. It is also one of the only two parts I saw of said-VMA’s, but still. The second thing I loved was also her performance in armor, thank you for asking 😊
The only artist/group that I knew was nominated was Twenty One Pilots and it’s only because Tyler Joseph specifically requested that fans didn’t vote for them.
chappell roan telling paparazzi guy to “shut the fk up” after he said it to her was the best part about the VMAs
Wait what happened?
@@Dougiewoofa paparazzi told her to shut the f up so she said it back to him
@@DeborahWilliamson-iy1ziI just looked it up the comet makes more sense now I think I was just misreading it. She is so real for that.
@@Dougiewoofreal that’s why we love her
He didn't say it to her, he was saying it to other photographer, and she stood up for other photographer
I literally only stayed up to watch Chappell Roan's performance, and as soon as she won , I went to bed.
FRR
real
LMAO SAME
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Watching Mac rate celebrities flaunting how rich they are has become my favourite tradition
I love it more then the actual VMAs lol
The ONLY reason I get excited about *any* red carpet event tbh
“Hope you find those Dalmatians, girl” killed me 😂
Cyndi did look like Cruella 😅
You getting emotional over seeing Chappell Roan's outfit is the realest thing I've seen all day
right because me too fr :”)
can we also talk about how the vmas was on 9/11…… LIKE
OMFG
You’re right… that was really odd
Omg ur right! What were they thinking?
OMG I DIDNT EVEN CATCH THAT
😮
Joan of Arc is this lady who was traumatized as a child as a direct consequence of English colonialism and started hallucinating. She heard another lady, Marie's prophecy about a virgin butch savior coming, and Joan decided to be the virgin butch savior herself. She found some groupies and literally harassed a government official until he gave her some more groupies, and escorted her to the future king. She stroked his ego so well he decided to give her an army and let her fight for France. The future king became the current king and wanted to do like, diplomacy or something, so he asked joan to tone it down, but he was arguing with a blood thirsty schizophrenic, so in order to keep her from thanos snaping a whole army, he burned down a bridge leading to them and forced her to go home. The girlies were not liking the uncontroled homicidal urges coming from Joan and she started to loose popularity, so by her fifth battle, her army was burned out and she was captured. She was sold to the English by the people she was fighting and stood trial for heresy. They did not like her butch realness, they did not like the mental illness, and they took her girl boss aura very personal. Unfortunately for them she snapped out of her delulu just for the trial and got out alive so long as she promised to dress femme and stop hallucinating. She signed the paperwork, was traumatized again (SA) by male English gaurds despite being promised female gaurds, and started hallucinating again. She went back to trial, was found guilty of still being butch and still being mentally ill and was sentenced to death. She was just a traumatized asexual French girl that hated colonization 😢
Realest herstory lesson out there. Thanks for this beautiful story. I WILL be hanging this in the Louvre, thank yew.
I need all my history lessons to be written like this
I read the entire thing in Mac's voice
the hundred years war was not a colonial war
@@glupik1234 Yeah, I came here to say this too. The rest was on point tho
Paris Hilton is giving my Chipotle burrito wrapper after absolutely DEMOLISHING that burrito
Megan's dress lowkey looks like the time I tried to make paper flowers out of napkins and failed miserably.
MAC 😭 KATY HAS A WHOLE BABY WITH ORLANDO HOW DID U NOT KNOWWW
That's what I said 😂😂😂😂 he missed the whole book
Literally read my mind
OMG ANOTHER KILLJOY IN THE WILD
Took the words right out of my mind 🤣
I also didn't know😂. You learn something new everyday
"We have Power Rangers at home" GIRL STOP! XDXDXD
I come to UA-cam for *TWO* reasons....Gay Stuff and Mac's Red Carpet review. So, yes, I am HERE for THIS brand of Gay *STUFF*
And yes, "Stuff" is a stand-in for a word UA-cam isn't ad-friendly friends with
So his entire UA-cam career
im here for that too, never turned back
Sabrina Carpenter is slowly morphing into Meryl Streep from “Death Becomes Her.” I mean just look at her music video with Jenna Ortega.
i’m wondering why no one clocked the smosh Gay (non-derogatory) shirt on then i realized IM EARLY TO A MAC UPLOAD?!’bbvnbv
I literally found out he was a guest on TNTL like four days ago and I was gagged
smosh made that?! That's so cool!!
I was like yay Mac sporting the Smosh merch!
@@Ironvaliant_ yeah! when they had the funeral roasts of cast members and other youtubers, tommy bowe’s character as the will-reader is introduced in the lower third graphics as “Tommy Bowe, Gay (non-derogatory)” then they made it into merch!
@@DistressedCrab and eat it or yeet I, right? I could swear i saw him in that too
I'm surprised you didn't mention anything about Tyla looking like noodles. THAT IS STRAIGHT UP SPAGHETTI. She said ✨meatball time✨
I am so proud of Chappell Roan 😭 so shocked when I started hearing the her everywhere. Lil sad i dont see ppl going crazy over Red Wine Supernova or My Kink is Karma but glad Pink Pony Club is getting its time to shine.
My kink is karma was my introduction to her over a year ago, and I am so happy shes blowing up now 🥺
they SHOULD go crazy over red wine supernova because oh my god the CHOKEHOLD it has on me is INSANE
red wine supernova is pretty popular rn from what i'm seeing
red wine supernova goes on repeat CONSTANTLY
I LOVE RED WINE SPERNOVA
Mac, Katie Perry, and Orlando Bloom have an ENTIRE CHILD together. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Glad I'm not the only one who got emotional about Chappell's outfit. The medieval aesthetic goes so hard, I love that a sword is part of the look
Posting this video on a Sunday makes the whole "VMAs on a Wednesday instead of a Sunday" rant at the start even better imo
13:50 it finally happened. i accidentally paused a video and sat there for a good minute thinking that mac was just being dramatic 😭
Yes Mac we're confused with what Addison wore too. 😅
The VMA’s is usually the awards show where celebs can experiment with fashion and get away with it being strange. Almost no one did that this year. So I have to give props to Lil Nas X and the woman in the white underwear and tulle because at least they tried something different ish
i love you for not knowing addison rae's name
i have an odd spiteful feeling against her, or anyone showing up in celebrity events who grew their fame from TIKTOK...
Saw Addison's pic and all I could think of was "Stylin' while getting a mammogram'. That top was certainly a choice.
Valid reaction to Chappell Roan on the VMAs Red Carpet. Also "it's giving Merida if she was into piss play" had me on the floor
Its so nice seeing a UA-camr ive been watching since middle school still thriving
this vmas was such a mess (and so were the outfits).. thanks for reacting!!
9:09 y'all heard of rags to riches, now here's riches to rags😭
you know its desperate times when you're asking for meghan trainor
9:51 when I tell you that this part took. Me. OUT!
I came to the comments the second that happened because wow 🤣
2:21 can confirm I had the same reaction to seeing her 😭😭😭
12:41 we love dress lore 😍
7:48 i'm crying WHYDOTHEY LOOK LIKETHAT
tyla's dress is giving uncooked spaghetti i cannot lie
6:06 had me verbally replying to my phone 😂😂😂😂 omg mac you definitely missed more than a chapter
Queen. Tell me where u get ur shirts. cause gurl ur fashion is better than whatever the f is going on with these red carpets...
The shirt in this vid is actually Smosh merch. It's on their Amazon store though, not their merch site.
In case no person has covered this today, Mac, I LOVE the screams at the end of your videos. They vocalize my anxiety every damn time. XD Thank you for your entertaining videos!!
Just found Chappel Roan yesterday and I’m surprised to see her here! I love her music already 😂
You are in for several weeks of dopamine rush. Her music has been blasting in my car nonstop since the album came out.
@@rebeccat7912 yessss I love murdering my ear drumssss
In b4 Mac finds out what the "gedagedigedagedago nugget" is. I only found out after a youtuber was also curious about it and investigated.
the bottom of halle berry’s dress looks like a curtain after my cat’s been at it
14:26 NOTHING ABOUT SUMMER WALKER’S CASUAL CIGARETTE?!?!?! KDKSKSKSSKS BYE- that was the best part of D’Angelo’s VMA’s red carpet review😭😭
GloRilla is 100% giving Left Eye from TLC in the No Scrubs video. The hair. The reflective material. Its a lovely homage
“WE LOVE YOU MAC” we all say in unison
Glorilla looks like she hopped off a TLC music video
girl, you know Naomi Scott!! Princess Jasmine!! The yellow power ranger, she was in Lemonade Mouth!!!!
0:16 YASSSS QUEEN 👑💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅
Why was Addison even there?- Am I allowed to ask?
she does do music I guess 🤷
She released a song just a few weeks ago and it is honestly one of her better ones so it has gotten her some attention as of recent.
her new song honestly sounds really good, and her feature with CharliXCX has become viral
@@velky_reeds right! Like lately she is actually sounding pretty good!
@@Cutiethestuffedmonkey yeah, but her stylist needs to stand trial.
I thought about the torn up Cinderella dress right before you said it. And then when you said it out loud, made me feel seen
I seriously only watched the VMAs for Chappell and Taylor, for the first time since 2009. I tuned in just in time to see Chappell win best new artist and I SOBBED. I voted my ass off for her and I'm so proud.
1:20 she’s a diet coke n vodka girlie mac 💅🏼🥤
12:38 I hope you know I’m now making lore for the snake lady and the orgogorps of ringatar
8:56 it's giving broken umbrella
13:56 Do you mean the Kitsune, by chance? Thats not anime, thats like ancient Japanese Folklore 😭
Omg, you should react to the performances at the VMA's because everyone honestly ate. ESPECIALLY CHAPPEL!! and can we talk about the guys in the back who were full on in battle?!
9:04 the way he literally took the words out of my mouth 😭 gurl.
honestly it’s crazy to me that i haven’t heard a lick about flava flav for over a decade - then me and my friends watched an episode of flavor of love and now this is the 5th time i’ve seen him on socials in 3 days ☠️
I missed these!! Thank you Mac for saving us
Fsr I didn't know there was a red carpet. I just saw all of Chappell's looks so many times and accepted that she's the only person there, I guess.
i was literally waiting for you to post this THANK YOU MAC!!!!!
The looks were boring, the only performance I cared about was Chappell, and apparently they barely gave out any awards during the actual show. Yeah, the VMAs are kinda done. I was surprised Taylor showed up, but then I remembered she wins all the awards she’s nominated for.
LOVED the red carpet dress for Taylor Swift but tbh the one she changed INTO??? gurl we stan. literally WEARING A PAINTING. and she paints and it seemed inspired by one of her songs so there's a good chance SHE WAS WEARING HER OWN PAINTING.
The gaggery.
Praise be to the great Orbagork of Ringatar, long may she and her many snakes reign. 🙌
I'm now exclusively referring to Japanese mythology as anime
12:24 I could watch Mac give wildly specific and absolutely accurate backstories to people like this for hours 😂
8:15 I also said "HUH" lmaooo 🤣🤣
Paris said “rags to riches? I’m rags AND riches”
I am now at the age where I don't recognize anyone on this list except TS Madison, Cyndi Lauper, DJ Khaled, Public Enemy and the Little Mermaid
2 VIDEOS IN A WEEK? HELL YEAH
Flava Flav looking like Double Bubble
i was WAITING for this and then I went to look and it was posted 36 minutes ago. pure joy.
Love it! Hope you find a moment to review Emmys fashion because Abigail Thorn showed up so shiny she had to wear sunglasses 😎
Celebrities are probably toning it down bc we are technically in a recession, flashing excess couture has not been going over well a la MET gala this year
I got emotional seeing Chappell too. The lesbians really needed her.
and chappell roan yelled at paparazzi after getting yelled at to shut up 💪💪
vma’s are something else now
These videos are the only reason i know what events have happened
STOP BECAUSE WHEN I SAW PARIS HILTON’S DRESS I THOUGHT OF CINDERELLA AND THEN I HEARD MAC SAY “it’s giving that moment when cinderella made her own dress-“ LIKE YES BRO
“are they together?” mac they have CHILDREN 😭
Mac is 100% my spirit animal
i heavily respect that u have used the same transitions since i was in 8th grade. i am twenty years old
Watched ur video with my mom and she now is crying, love you Mac! >_
6:00 literally got engaged in 2019 and had a daughter together in 2020.
Camila Cabello rlly gave us yassified Baba Yaga 💀
Glorilla had a total TLC moment and I loved her outfit
Tyla is giving spaghetti
Another Mac video to watch 500 times out of
5:00 Mac you're remembering Acid Betty on season 8 of Drag Race, I wanna say second ep
09:00 it’s giving “let’s cosplay the poor”
8:49 it's giving cinderella ran through a forest and her dress got ripped again 😭
Taylor looked amazing
No ❤
@@m00nrac00n That’s my opinion sweetie, you don’t have to be hurt by it 🙏🏻✨
My favorite part of the VMAs was Chappell Roan told that guy to shut the fuck up. It is also one of the only two parts I saw of said-VMA’s, but still. The second thing I loved was also her performance in armor, thank you for asking 😊
Ok but when I saw ICP at the VMAs I SCREAMED, I was so happy bc they haven’t made in an appearance in YEARS😭🙏🏻
The pauses be killing me EVERY 👏 SINGLE 👏 TIME👏😭😭😭😭
This is the only thing I care/hear about when someone mentions the vma's.. AND I LIVE FOR IT EVERYTIME
mac didnt see le sserafim im so sad🥹
Tyla looked like she was wearing cooked spaghetti sadly
There were probably less people because half the celebrity population was on the Diddy list...
The only artist/group that I knew was nominated was Twenty One Pilots and it’s only because Tyler Joseph specifically requested that fans didn’t vote for them.
I love these videos! Love from the Netherlands ☺️
I always look forward to your videos ❤️❤️❤️ love youuuu Mac 😊
this is the earliest i’ve been to one of mac’s videos and i am all for it. i loved this keep it up girlie🙏😭
VMA’s really said “Wear your underwear! We don’t care!”