The Internet Said So | EP 170 | Hilarious Food Delivery Stats & Trends
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- Опубліковано 16 кві 2023
- In this episode, the boys are back and are discussing hilarious food delivery stats and trends.
TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them...or something like that.
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Bawas and your frame color and insta name color have been swapped .. kardo fix
Baat paise ki nahi h usool ki h...👏. I had followed this and complained in Indian railways for charging extra for water(railneer) on station complex
that subte hand movement for "yaar video call hai please side ho jaao 😭" at 16:38 from Varun just sums up entire 2020 in one gesture
I was ready with my packed bags to move to London but Neville cut Aadar! **cries in empty wallet**
😂😂😂
Ohhh my god😢😢😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Kautuk being subtle: Suspectful is great. It's way better than suspicious 😂
Being Ankur from Delhi. I feel privileged. Thank you TISS for dedicating a full section about me.
Guys my local Chinese was worried about me because I stopped ordering one month, the lady came down to deliver to see me and ask why I didn’t order😂😂
Itna deep relationship Chinese vale k sath😁
@@therealgamer619Chinese wala nhi Chinese wali thi miss Deepak
33:26 Legends will be aware of Varun’s amazing New Year’s Eve Story where he ordered Chicken Tikka (alone at home) which arrived after 3 hours and all the while, he was watching K3G while the rest of his family had stepped out.
Suspectful 😂😂😂😂😂
"Way better than suspicious" 😂😂
Varun was on fire today!! Laughed at every retort and every facial expression of his!
Wonder how he comes up with such witty remarks!
This one's easily becoming one of my favourite tiss episodes. Keep it up guys! ❤👏
Full episode I was distracted looking at the font color of Neville and Varun's names. Its not matching the box color . 😁😁😁
The next level of “i identify as”
This chicken identifies as a broccoli. 😂
Varun is so witty! Love the way he talks and introduces the joke sometimes. I am glad he does this podcast, as a consumer of podcasts, its nice to learn how varun or other comedians formulate their jokes. You get to learn so much about your 4 fav comedians. Wish you guys lots of success at the same time, i hope you continue this
Like thoko dostonnnn
Genuine like ❤
17:44 Shoutout to Aadar’s Nani for being truly iconic.
😂😂😂"Usko bol ek saal ka visa Dena" .... First 60 seconds and classic TISS content ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
He just spoke for 100 others including him.
@@shraddhaverenkar2857 yeah 😂 Meko bhi chahiye
How evidently and subtly Varun asks the bai at 16:30 to stop cleaning the furniture is hilarious 😂
bro what a observation bro, great , salute
True fan Spotify wallo ko kya maloom
The hosts ordering food:
Varun: Chicken chopper noodles
Cowtuk: Chocolate samosa paav
Neville: Caviar from Madison avenue
What about aadar?
@@hiren11voh bank statement nikaalne gya hai
@@sohamdas3488 🤣
@@hiren11 woh bass hawa aur ghaas khata hai so uske paas apna stock hai
Its 11 Madison Park bro! * disappointed bawa noises *
Imagine Mumbai pigeons perching and chilling on drones. They'll smuggle the food inside and all you'll get delivered is a dabba laced with tatti! 😂
Varun was on fire today with so many one liners🔥
Just finished listening to ep 77 languages for the 15th time.... Aaave vous jave vous.... Maja aagye chhuuu 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
do you mean listening ?
@@JinSakai_Kuroudo Shakespeare? Is that you?
Futh re vous 😆😆
Jin sakai, fukre vu
Haha yeah.. Listening 😂see it's a language problem
16:39 me and aadar both laughing 😂 😂
that 28 lac wala person must be sharing account with multiple people for zomato gold😂😂😂
2:53 Zomato didn’t want Kautuk scanning random websites so they gave you the facts, stats and trivia.
Part 2!! Zomato’s new report is out. Let’s make a part 2 for this boys!
Aadar goes completely off topic in a sec from what's the most ordered food to etymology of biryani lmaoo
Even tho mughals introduced the specific dish of biriyani, it was completely revamped with indian spices and ghee thereby making it a somewhat new dish. The idea of adding meat to rice has always been a part of indian culture with evidence from indus valley civilization.
"if biryani is a sentence, gulab jamun is the period." It's 3AM and I don't know if it's the lack of sleep taking over but this has to be the most beautiful thing I've heard this year so far.
Bawa’s expressions looking at his phone in the beginning is a whole new mood 😂
One of the most hilarious episodes after so long. The original TISS is back!!! 😍😀
I am listening to this podcast with screen off because i have a big time headache, just to laugh my ass out and get rid of the fever that I have quickly!! More power to you guys!!
Damn, I'm a Pune resident named Prathamesh, mera gand fat gaya when Kautuk said my name.
😂
One of the most hilarious episodes. Maze aa gye ! Literally LOL'd the entire while.
50:44
I'll keep revisiting and laughing as loud as I did the first time! Praveen 🤣🤣🤣
Great Episode! i had to pause twice so i could finish laughing 😂 Keep 'em coming
New episode just when I needed it ❤😭
No one:
AADAR: “Haan, yeh kiya hain Maine.”
Neville is way too intellectual and aadar is way too dunce when they start communicating 🤣🤣
The way Varun snaps and says maid to go away from frame.😂❤ 16:46
25:14 Kautuk says choco lava cake is a disappointment then proceeds to eat chocolate samosa😂
34:53 😂
38:01
40:23
This was one of the best episodes. Loved it
wowww sooo happy!!!dint expect an episode today😁
52:14 ‘Gamechangers’ or that one time VARUN convinced Nikita to go veg and sign up for Yoga classes but he went DABESH on a Biryani.
Upset that Varun didn’t say “TOH batao guys, bachpan mein tumhare favourite delivery apps kaunse thhe?”
Hum bhi upset hai tere existence se. Bhenchod baar baar comment karke environment kharab karta hai maadarchod. Jaa apne dad ke lund mein waapas saala badsurat
"gravy ke andar rice daal diya toh biryani hai" -Varun 'the lord' Thakur
16:37 Varun snaps his finger and points it to the other room to signal his house help to FO 😂
this podcast was awesome..all were on point
Just randomly logged into my laptop, youtube and caught them live. Love from Arunachal.
Word of the Day: ‘Suspectful’
Thank you, VARUN.
one of the bests fr
Varun's act out of everything Bawa and Kautuk says is damn good
Enjoyed the episode very much!
Food related podcast, keep them coming. Also another conspiracy theory with biswa would be epic.
One of the best episodes laughed out loud..
😅
Varuns humor was full on point
11:30 pm PST Monday night waiting for this!!!!
This is such an under rated podcast.
Thakur wooing away the maid didi 😄 🤣
8:26 like kautuk said, yes 3 delivery executive knew me my by name. He just had to see my name and they knew the address 😂
Between various calls and sessions at my job.... I have finally finished the episode,..... Amazing, super great, hilarious episode ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ mazaaa aagya bhai log...🔥🔥🔥🔥 Can't wait for next Tuesday 😊
I just love tiss
Loved this episode
Heard so much bout Mumbai from you guys n now that I’ll be shifting there I think it’s homecoming😂
This is gonna be my first time watching their live
Amazing episode 😂😂😂
Varun being so frustrated was the best 😅😂
Laughed out toooooooo mucchhhhhhhhh
“Usko dho-ish aur ghar pe use ki-ish” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Varun
Here for the thumbnail. Appreciate your dedication to them. Respect, from Mauritius.
Hii guys. Big fan. True follower of you all's works. ❤
This is the most funny EP😭😭😂😂
this was a fun episode. Specially the wise goofy lots by Varun.
I literally dropped my phone after watching Neville's bg
Yes seats blocking is a scam, i have also faced the same, only 4 people were present in my row😂😂😂😂
Hilarious episode 😁
37 minutes into the epifode and I haven't yet heard the fstats for the most weirdest food combinations ordered online.
I'm the Pune resident, my name is Vivin
Use to relate with Varun, but Gulab jamun is love❤.
16:37 Thakur 😂😂😂😂😂
Almost choked while laughing at 50:57
Good old favorite "Praveen" made his appearance once again as Varun's prototypical desi dude 😀 And Bawa went on the most adipose subconsciously conscious reducitarian soliloquy that rivaled Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan in terms of khoda pahad aur nikal chooha 😀
Happy Birthday Varun ❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉 khoob khavesh Aur daaru piyesh 😂🍻....... Decided from ep 80 that your bday is on 20th April 😅🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
7:59 It would be a classic case of all those JEE institutions claiming the topper is their student.
40:45 moment in future where hunter gatherers would complete the full circle
Pappad in bubble wrap 😂
Tina from Kharagpur sounds like Mess secretary for an IIT Hostel - ordered for some event at the hostel.
Margherita Pizza is literally named after Queen Margherita.
There is actually a chrome extension to calculate your swiggy and Zomato orders. Someone had made a reel about it..
At same time 24:50 😅😅 me too
16:40 😂😂
Kaaafi funny episode
41:15 drone ku tel dalna padinga for tip😂😂
I recently saw a video of the great late Anthony Bourdain and he was quoting someone saying "if the thing you are going to eat is dummer, tastier than you then pass me the salt".
Pravin is the new Selmon Bhoi 😂😂😂
Most of the times I order behrouz biryani for the gulab jamun 😂
FINALLLYYYYYY😭
The existence of Ravivar means there’s a sibling named Somvaar who gets ripped off often.
Do live shows again please !!! Couldn't get tickets earlier! It was always sold out!!
Neville wo banda hai jo cool food dishes ka name leke flex karega aur band kamre me murmure me paani daalke bhel banayega🤫
Absolute Gold Content - 40:07
Listening to this when I have upwaas.
The top 2 video boxes have the colorful lines under them too. The bottom 2 boxes don't. Can you fix that please.
Anybody knows how long after a UA-cam release do these episodes get on Spotify? I was trying to find the 'Kisi ka Bhai' one, but it's not there yet.