Varun is so witty! Love the way he talks and introduces the joke sometimes. I am glad he does this podcast, as a consumer of podcasts, its nice to learn how varun or other comedians formulate their jokes. You get to learn so much about your 4 fav comedians. Wish you guys lots of success at the same time, i hope you continue this
Varun was on fire today!! Laughed at every retort and every facial expression of his! Wonder how he comes up with such witty remarks! This one's easily becoming one of my favourite tiss episodes. Keep it up guys! ❤👏
33:26 Legends will be aware of Varun’s amazing New Year’s Eve Story where he ordered Chicken Tikka (alone at home) which arrived after 3 hours and all the while, he was watching K3G while the rest of his family had stepped out.
"if biryani is a sentence, gulab jamun is the period." It's 3AM and I don't know if it's the lack of sleep taking over but this has to be the most beautiful thing I've heard this year so far.
Even tho mughals introduced the specific dish of biriyani, it was completely revamped with indian spices and ghee thereby making it a somewhat new dish. The idea of adding meat to rice has always been a part of indian culture with evidence from indus valley civilization.
I am listening to this podcast with screen off because i have a big time headache, just to laugh my ass out and get rid of the fever that I have quickly!! More power to you guys!!
Good old favorite "Praveen" made his appearance once again as Varun's prototypical desi dude 😀 And Bawa went on the most adipose subconsciously conscious reducitarian soliloquy that rivaled Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan in terms of khoda pahad aur nikal chooha 😀
Hum bhi upset hai tere existence se. Bhenchod baar baar comment karke environment kharab karta hai maadarchod. Jaa apne dad ke lund mein waapas saala badsurat
Indians, in general have been "reducestarian". A large chunk of the population give up meat during the month of Shrawan. All the festivals and rituals somewhat originated from the idea of detoxing, meal moderation and animal reproduction cycles. Ab ye faltu ka firang concept has repackaged the same thing.
Soooo this one time , I had a horrible horrible day at work and my mom saw that very evidently as soon as I got into the house and she asked me to just order something for myself cause I hadn’t eaten from out for a LONG while. I ended up ordering this pita bread stuffed chicken something with a ‘ minute and lemon ‘ refreshing drink and a ‘fruit salad’ I honestly was looking forward for the food to arrive cause I was shit hungry. The order reaches and what they had sent was this pita bread DEAD COLD with pieces of diced chicken and cabbage in it. A lemon drink which I’m sure was a packed beverage being sold in the market that was just out in the glass bottle , and for the fruit salad IT WAS 5 pieces of apple and orange. Dude oh my god I was so furious I put a complaint on Zomato first and to compensate for the food they sent me half of the money back as a coupon. But well I was still shit hungry and angry now. I actually went and called the restaurant a few times and it was very close to its closing time and they weren’t picking up. BUT THE OWNER CALLED ME BACK and I told him about the food and how shitty he was and apparently he was unaware of what was happening in his kitchen ??????? Because he wasn’t at the restaurant only. So he especially went back to the restaurant, kept it open for 30 minutes more , got everything made again and sent me another delivery. It was still an average pita bread stuffed thing but THE EFFORTS 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 🥹🥹 ❤
35:50 Done this myself two years ago during covid times. Mcdonalds ke bahar 2 am ko car park karke baitha tha. Zomato se order kiya wohi location pe because it was only open for delivery 😂
I recently saw a video of the great late Anthony Bourdain and he was quoting someone saying "if the thing you are going to eat is dummer, tastier than you then pass me the salt".
Hum log ka passport tatti hai, we literally need visa to travel to Bangladesh also. Even Kazakhstan ka passport is better than ours, usmain you can at least travel Latin America, most of Eastern Europe, Central Asia, Middle East, South East Asia without a visa.
As a restaurant owner it's really difficult for us 😂 to maintain reviews people bash us to get refund or not like food. But never give a 5 star if you love it. That hurts
Varun's Mumbai Show Tickets - bit.ly/3L8TDIu
Bawas and your frame color and insta name color have been swapped .. kardo fix
Baat paise ki nahi h usool ki h...👏. I had followed this and complained in Indian railways for charging extra for water(railneer) on station complex
that subte hand movement for "yaar video call hai please side ho jaao 😭" at 16:38 from Varun just sums up entire 2020 in one gesture
I was ready with my packed bags to move to London but Neville cut Aadar! **cries in empty wallet**
😂😂😂
Ohhh my god😢😢😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Kautuk being subtle: Suspectful is great. It's way better than suspicious 😂
Varun is so witty! Love the way he talks and introduces the joke sometimes. I am glad he does this podcast, as a consumer of podcasts, its nice to learn how varun or other comedians formulate their jokes. You get to learn so much about your 4 fav comedians. Wish you guys lots of success at the same time, i hope you continue this
Varun was on fire today!! Laughed at every retort and every facial expression of his!
Wonder how he comes up with such witty remarks!
This one's easily becoming one of my favourite tiss episodes. Keep it up guys! ❤👏
Suspectful 😂😂😂😂😂
"Way better than suspicious" 😂😂
😂😂😂"Usko bol ek saal ka visa Dena" .... First 60 seconds and classic TISS content ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
He just spoke for 100 others including him.
@@shraddhaverenkar2857 yeah 😂 Meko bhi chahiye
33:26 Legends will be aware of Varun’s amazing New Year’s Eve Story where he ordered Chicken Tikka (alone at home) which arrived after 3 hours and all the while, he was watching K3G while the rest of his family had stepped out.
The next level of “i identify as”
This chicken identifies as a broccoli. 😂
17:44 Shoutout to Aadar’s Nani for being truly iconic.
Like thoko dostonnnn
Genuine like ❤
Guys my local Chinese was worried about me because I stopped ordering one month, the lady came down to deliver to see me and ask why I didn’t order😂😂
Itna deep relationship Chinese vale k sath😁
@@therealgamer619Chinese wala nhi Chinese wali thi miss Deepak
How evidently and subtly Varun asks the bai at 16:30 to stop cleaning the furniture is hilarious 😂
bro what a observation bro, great , salute
True fan Spotify wallo ko kya maloom
Being Ankur from Delhi. I feel privileged. Thank you TISS for dedicating a full section about me.
Full episode I was distracted looking at the font color of Neville and Varun's names. Its not matching the box color . 😁😁😁
25:14 Kautuk says choco lava cake is a disappointment then proceeds to eat chocolate samosa😂
34:53 😂
38:01
40:23
The hosts ordering food:
Varun: Chicken chopper noodles
Cowtuk: Chocolate samosa paav
Neville: Caviar from Madison avenue
What about aadar?
@@hiren11voh bank statement nikaalne gya hai
@@sohamdas3488 🤣
@@hiren11 woh bass hawa aur ghaas khata hai so uske paas apna stock hai
Its 11 Madison Park bro! * disappointed bawa noises *
Varun was on fire today with so many one liners🔥
Just finished listening to ep 77 languages for the 15th time.... Aaave vous jave vous.... Maja aagye chhuuu 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣
do you mean listening ?
@@JinSakai_Kuroudo Shakespeare? Is that you?
Futh re vous 😆😆
Jin sakai, fukre vu
Haha yeah.. Listening 😂see it's a language problem
2:53 Zomato didn’t want Kautuk scanning random websites so they gave you the facts, stats and trivia.
Imagine Mumbai pigeons perching and chilling on drones. They'll smuggle the food inside and all you'll get delivered is a dabba laced with tatti! 😂
"if biryani is a sentence, gulab jamun is the period." It's 3AM and I don't know if it's the lack of sleep taking over but this has to be the most beautiful thing I've heard this year so far.
that 28 lac wala person must be sharing account with multiple people for zomato gold😂😂😂
16:39 me and aadar both laughing 😂 😂
One of the most hilarious episodes after so long. The original TISS is back!!! 😍😀
Aadar goes completely off topic in a sec from what's the most ordered food to etymology of biryani lmaoo
Even tho mughals introduced the specific dish of biriyani, it was completely revamped with indian spices and ghee thereby making it a somewhat new dish. The idea of adding meat to rice has always been a part of indian culture with evidence from indus valley civilization.
16:37 Varun snaps his finger and points it to the other room to signal his house help to FO 😂
Bawa’s expressions looking at his phone in the beginning is a whole new mood 😂
Part 2!! Zomato’s new report is out. Let’s make a part 2 for this boys!
I am listening to this podcast with screen off because i have a big time headache, just to laugh my ass out and get rid of the fever that I have quickly!! More power to you guys!!
Neville is way too intellectual and aadar is way too dunce when they start communicating 🤣🤣
Damn, I'm a Pune resident named Prathamesh, mera gand fat gaya when Kautuk said my name.
😂
The way Varun snaps and says maid to go away from frame.😂❤ 16:46
52:14 ‘Gamechangers’ or that one time VARUN convinced Nikita to go veg and sign up for Yoga classes but he went DABESH on a Biryani.
"gravy ke andar rice daal diya toh biryani hai" -Varun 'the lord' Thakur
No one:
AADAR: “Haan, yeh kiya hain Maine.”
50:44
I'll keep revisiting and laughing as loud as I did the first time! Praveen 🤣🤣🤣
Varun's act out of everything Bawa and Kautuk says is damn good
Word of the Day: ‘Suspectful’
Thank you, VARUN.
Yes seats blocking is a scam, i have also faced the same, only 4 people were present in my row😂😂😂😂
New episode just when I needed it ❤😭
Me during a viva:- Ice Cream, Rasgulla, Gajar Ka Halwa
My brain during a viva:- Stop naming. think a little bit
Good old favorite "Praveen" made his appearance once again as Varun's prototypical desi dude 😀 And Bawa went on the most adipose subconsciously conscious reducitarian soliloquy that rivaled Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan in terms of khoda pahad aur nikal chooha 😀
8:26 like kautuk said, yes 3 delivery executive knew me my by name. He just had to see my name and they knew the address 😂
Just randomly logged into my laptop, youtube and caught them live. Love from Arunachal.
There is actually a chrome extension to calculate your swiggy and Zomato orders. Someone had made a reel about it..
One of the most hilarious episodes. Maze aa gye ! Literally LOL'd the entire while.
Upset that Varun didn’t say “TOH batao guys, bachpan mein tumhare favourite delivery apps kaunse thhe?”
Hum bhi upset hai tere existence se. Bhenchod baar baar comment karke environment kharab karta hai maadarchod. Jaa apne dad ke lund mein waapas saala badsurat
I literally dropped my phone after watching Neville's bg
Margherita Pizza is literally named after Queen Margherita.
Absolute Gold Content - 40:07
Happy Birthday Varun ❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉 khoob khavesh Aur daaru piyesh 😂🍻....... Decided from ep 80 that your bday is on 20th April 😅🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
This is such an under rated podcast.
Indians, in general have been "reducestarian". A large chunk of the population give up meat during the month of Shrawan. All the festivals and rituals somewhat originated from the idea of detoxing, meal moderation and animal reproduction cycles. Ab ye faltu ka firang concept has repackaged the same thing.
Thakur wooing away the maid didi 😄 🤣
The existence of Ravivar means there’s a sibling named Somvaar who gets ripped off often.
40:45 moment in future where hunter gatherers would complete the full circle
Soooo this one time , I had a horrible horrible day at work and my mom saw that very evidently as soon as I got into the house and she asked me to just order something for myself cause I hadn’t eaten from out for a LONG while.
I ended up ordering this pita bread stuffed chicken something with a ‘ minute and lemon ‘ refreshing drink and a ‘fruit salad’
I honestly was looking forward for the food to arrive cause I was shit hungry.
The order reaches and what they had sent was this pita bread DEAD COLD with pieces of diced chicken and cabbage in it. A lemon drink which I’m sure was a packed beverage being sold in the market that was just out in the glass bottle , and for the fruit salad IT WAS 5 pieces of apple and orange.
Dude oh my god I was so furious I put a complaint on Zomato first and to compensate for the food they sent me half of the money back as a coupon.
But well I was still shit hungry and angry now.
I actually went and called the restaurant a few times and it was very close to its closing time and they weren’t picking up.
BUT THE OWNER CALLED ME BACK and I told him about the food and how shitty he was and apparently he was unaware of what was happening in his kitchen ??????? Because he wasn’t at the restaurant only.
So he especially went back to the restaurant, kept it open for 30 minutes more , got everything made again and sent me another delivery.
It was still an average pita bread stuffed thing but THE EFFORTS 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
🥹🥹 ❤
“Usko dho-ish aur ghar pe use ki-ish” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Varun
Did you know the concept restaurants are using to introduce themselves which is- "locavore" a place where you can proudly eat locally grown food only.
35:50
Done this myself two years ago during covid times. Mcdonalds ke bahar 2 am ko car park karke baitha tha. Zomato se order kiya wohi location pe because it was only open for delivery 😂
Petition to change Suspicious to Suspectful
Usage example - When I asked my boss for a sick leave on Friday, he was suspectful of my intentions
41:15 drone ku tel dalna padinga for tip😂😂
I recently saw a video of the great late Anthony Bourdain and he was quoting someone saying "if the thing you are going to eat is dummer, tastier than you then pass me the salt".
Thanks Varun ...to acknowledge ...that gulab jamun is too basic..not everyone's favourite
Varun:Gulaab jamun mein nhi khaunga
Aadar:tu alag hai
Food related podcast, keep them coming. Also another conspiracy theory with biswa would be epic.
Supreme: “It’s so hard being a legitimate enterprise with people reselling things.”
Zomato: “Hold my Gold Subscription.”
Heard so much bout Mumbai from you guys n now that I’ll be shifting there I think it’s homecoming😂
One of the best episodes laughed out loud..
😅
Varuns humor was full on point
This is gonna be my first time watching their live
37 minutes into the epifode and I haven't yet heard the fstats for the most weirdest food combinations ordered online.
My name is Rahul, and I feel pershonally attacked.
Use to relate with Varun, but Gulab jamun is love❤.
11:30 pm PST Monday night waiting for this!!!!
I'm the Pune resident, my name is Vivin
The top 2 video boxes have the colorful lines under them too. The bottom 2 boxes don't. Can you fix that please.
Varun being so frustrated was the best 😅😂
Tina from Kharagpur sounds like Mess secretary for an IIT Hostel - ordered for some event at the hostel.
7:59 It would be a classic case of all those JEE institutions claiming the topper is their student.
Most of the times I order behrouz biryani for the gulab jamun 😂
That Pune Resident having orders worth ₹28 lakhs sounds like an efficient money laundering scheme if you ask me.
Best highlight of this episode 40:19-40:55
This was one of the best episodes. Loved it
Quote of the Day: “A Gulab Jamun after a Biryani is basically the food equivalent of a sentence followed by a full stop.”
Reducetarian is basically Indian family veg-non veg schedule,, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday strict vegetarian, baaki din KHAAALO
56:45 but why is Aadhar Ordering papad with pizza 😭
Here for the thumbnail. Appreciate your dedication to them. Respect, from Mauritius.
Hey!!! In cooking instructions I always write guest aarahe hai.. please make with love .. thank you 😂... 9 /10 taste and packing is immaculate
Hum log ka passport tatti hai, we literally need visa to travel to Bangladesh also. Even Kazakhstan ka passport is better than ours, usmain you can at least travel Latin America, most of Eastern Europe, Central Asia, Middle East, South East Asia without a visa.
Neviile casually watching a whole episode of Sienfiled while on the podcast.
wowww sooo happy!!!dint expect an episode today😁
this podcast was awesome..all were on point
Varun is on a roll today
Veg or Non Veg,that is the real question 🤣
Nevilles zomato bill will be 3k per day i guess. He was planning a 25k dineer from some New York restaurant. He is a real foodie.
Out of Context Varun Thakur: “SAB Bhaad mein jao. Main maresh.”
As a restaurant owner it's really difficult for us 😂 to maintain reviews people bash us to get refund or not like food. But never give a 5 star if you love it. That hurts
Anybody knows how long after a UA-cam release do these episodes get on Spotify? I was trying to find the 'Kisi ka Bhai' one, but it's not there yet.
one of the bests fr