The Internet Said So | EP 170 | Hilarious Food Delivery Stats & Trends

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  • @VarunThakurOfficial
    @VarunThakurOfficial  Рік тому +31

    Varun's Mumbai Show Tickets - bit.ly/3L8TDIu

    • @adityarethe
      @adityarethe Рік тому +2

      Bawas and your frame color and insta name color have been swapped .. kardo fix

    • @sumonamandal
      @sumonamandal Рік тому +1

      Baat paise ki nahi h usool ki h...👏. I had followed this and complained in Indian railways for charging extra for water(railneer) on station complex

  • @abhinavmittal2981
    @abhinavmittal2981 Рік тому +109

    that subte hand movement for "yaar video call hai please side ho jaao 😭" at 16:38 from Varun just sums up entire 2020 in one gesture

  • @deesesu8337
    @deesesu8337 Рік тому +291

    I was ready with my packed bags to move to London but Neville cut Aadar! **cries in empty wallet**

    • @Frinxmodi
      @Frinxmodi Рік тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Rj_sm
      @Rj_sm Рік тому +2

      Ohhh my god😢😢😂😂😂

    • @KannadaLofi
      @KannadaLofi Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @vaishnavi1206
    @vaishnavi1206 Рік тому +41

    Kautuk being subtle: Suspectful is great. It's way better than suspicious 😂

  • @sbh0007
    @sbh0007 Рік тому +27

    Varun is so witty! Love the way he talks and introduces the joke sometimes. I am glad he does this podcast, as a consumer of podcasts, its nice to learn how varun or other comedians formulate their jokes. You get to learn so much about your 4 fav comedians. Wish you guys lots of success at the same time, i hope you continue this

  • @monasingh5671
    @monasingh5671 Рік тому +50

    Varun was on fire today!! Laughed at every retort and every facial expression of his!
    Wonder how he comes up with such witty remarks!
    This one's easily becoming one of my favourite tiss episodes. Keep it up guys! ❤👏

  • @rashmijuj
    @rashmijuj Рік тому +15

    Suspectful 😂😂😂😂😂
    "Way better than suspicious" 😂😂

  • @RitajDubey
    @RitajDubey Рік тому +45

    😂😂😂"Usko bol ek saal ka visa Dena" .... First 60 seconds and classic TISS content ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @shraddhaverenkar2857
      @shraddhaverenkar2857 Рік тому

      He just spoke for 100 others including him.

    • @RitajDubey
      @RitajDubey Рік тому

      @@shraddhaverenkar2857 yeah 😂 Meko bhi chahiye

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +65

    33:26 Legends will be aware of Varun’s amazing New Year’s Eve Story where he ordered Chicken Tikka (alone at home) which arrived after 3 hours and all the while, he was watching K3G while the rest of his family had stepped out.

  • @iamami_d
    @iamami_d Рік тому +24

    The next level of “i identify as”
    This chicken identifies as a broccoli. 😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +15

    17:44 Shoutout to Aadar’s Nani for being truly iconic.

  • @VarunThakurOfficial
    @VarunThakurOfficial  Рік тому +31

    Like thoko dostonnnn

  • @shajiabegum1781
    @shajiabegum1781 Рік тому +37

    Guys my local Chinese was worried about me because I stopped ordering one month, the lady came down to deliver to see me and ask why I didn’t order😂😂

    • @therealgamer619
      @therealgamer619 Рік тому +1

      Itna deep relationship Chinese vale k sath😁

    • @GaneshPatil-ip4kl
      @GaneshPatil-ip4kl Рік тому +2

      ​@@therealgamer619Chinese wala nhi Chinese wali thi miss Deepak

  • @harshpahuja1310
    @harshpahuja1310 Рік тому +14

    How evidently and subtly Varun asks the bai at 16:30 to stop cleaning the furniture is hilarious 😂

    • @sathithyayogi99
      @sathithyayogi99 Рік тому

      bro what a observation bro, great , salute

    • @banfool
      @banfool Рік тому

      True fan Spotify wallo ko kya maloom

  • @ankurbhatnagar640
    @ankurbhatnagar640 Рік тому +16

    Being Ankur from Delhi. I feel privileged. Thank you TISS for dedicating a full section about me.

  • @sandeep_bhat
    @sandeep_bhat Рік тому +22

    Full episode I was distracted looking at the font color of Neville and Varun's names. Its not matching the box color . 😁😁😁

  • @ashankpriyadarshi1733
    @ashankpriyadarshi1733 Рік тому +5

    25:14 Kautuk says choco lava cake is a disappointment then proceeds to eat chocolate samosa😂
    34:53 😂
    38:01
    40:23

  • @shikhartandon5900
    @shikhartandon5900 Рік тому +58

    The hosts ordering food:
    Varun: Chicken chopper noodles
    Cowtuk: Chocolate samosa paav
    Neville: Caviar from Madison avenue

    • @hiren11
      @hiren11 Рік тому

      What about aadar?

    • @sohamdas3488
      @sohamdas3488 Рік тому +16

      ​@@hiren11voh bank statement nikaalne gya hai

    • @hiren11
      @hiren11 Рік тому

      @@sohamdas3488 🤣

    • @gauravgawade5383
      @gauravgawade5383 Рік тому +2

      @@hiren11 woh bass hawa aur ghaas khata hai so uske paas apna stock hai

    • @deepanjan_paul
      @deepanjan_paul Рік тому +2

      Its 11 Madison Park bro! * disappointed bawa noises *

  • @mahashwetha91
    @mahashwetha91 Рік тому +17

    Varun was on fire today with so many one liners🔥

  • @RitajDubey
    @RitajDubey Рік тому +82

    Just finished listening to ep 77 languages for the 15th time.... Aaave vous jave vous.... Maja aagye chhuuu 😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +16

    2:53 Zomato didn’t want Kautuk scanning random websites so they gave you the facts, stats and trivia.

  • @sriramrajasekaran1295
    @sriramrajasekaran1295 Рік тому +7

    Imagine Mumbai pigeons perching and chilling on drones. They'll smuggle the food inside and all you'll get delivered is a dabba laced with tatti! 😂

  • @ananyamalakar438
    @ananyamalakar438 Рік тому +4

    "if biryani is a sentence, gulab jamun is the period." It's 3AM and I don't know if it's the lack of sleep taking over but this has to be the most beautiful thing I've heard this year so far.

  • @anishmahajan1575
    @anishmahajan1575 Рік тому +20

    that 28 lac wala person must be sharing account with multiple people for zomato gold😂😂😂

  • @SIDB0
    @SIDB0 Рік тому +7

    16:39 me and aadar both laughing 😂 😂

  • @harshapriya2959
    @harshapriya2959 Рік тому +4

    One of the most hilarious episodes after so long. The original TISS is back!!! 😍😀

  • @pintupainter257
    @pintupainter257 Рік тому +32

    Aadar goes completely off topic in a sec from what's the most ordered food to etymology of biryani lmaoo

    • @Blazee2897
      @Blazee2897 Рік тому +1

      Even tho mughals introduced the specific dish of biriyani, it was completely revamped with indian spices and ghee thereby making it a somewhat new dish. The idea of adding meat to rice has always been a part of indian culture with evidence from indus valley civilization.

  • @dipyamanghosh927
    @dipyamanghosh927 Рік тому +7

    16:37 Varun snaps his finger and points it to the other room to signal his house help to FO 😂

  • @drishtimehta
    @drishtimehta Рік тому +7

    Bawa’s expressions looking at his phone in the beginning is a whole new mood 😂

  • @the_petrolhead
    @the_petrolhead 11 місяців тому +4

    Part 2!! Zomato’s new report is out. Let’s make a part 2 for this boys!

  • @ivy0912
    @ivy0912 Рік тому +3

    I am listening to this podcast with screen off because i have a big time headache, just to laugh my ass out and get rid of the fever that I have quickly!! More power to you guys!!

  • @devbudhwani7876
    @devbudhwani7876 Рік тому +6

    Neville is way too intellectual and aadar is way too dunce when they start communicating 🤣🤣

  • @prathameshshrivastava2555
    @prathameshshrivastava2555 Рік тому +12

    Damn, I'm a Pune resident named Prathamesh, mera gand fat gaya when Kautuk said my name.

  • @tanishqgrover6992
    @tanishqgrover6992 11 місяців тому

    The way Varun snaps and says maid to go away from frame.😂❤ 16:46

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +4

    52:14 ‘Gamechangers’ or that one time VARUN convinced Nikita to go veg and sign up for Yoga classes but he went DABESH on a Biryani.

  • @sohamdas3488
    @sohamdas3488 Рік тому +6

    "gravy ke andar rice daal diya toh biryani hai" -Varun 'the lord' Thakur

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +6

    No one:
    AADAR: “Haan, yeh kiya hain Maine.”

  • @sanskartiwari7532
    @sanskartiwari7532 Рік тому +1

    50:44
    I'll keep revisiting and laughing as loud as I did the first time! Praveen 🤣🤣🤣

  • @krishnapatel4407
    @krishnapatel4407 Рік тому +1

    Varun's act out of everything Bawa and Kautuk says is damn good

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +5

    Word of the Day: ‘Suspectful’
    Thank you, VARUN.

  • @prashantjakulwar1179
    @prashantjakulwar1179 Рік тому +3

    Yes seats blocking is a scam, i have also faced the same, only 4 people were present in my row😂😂😂😂

  • @adityanarayank_
    @adityanarayank_ Рік тому +7

    New episode just when I needed it ❤😭

  • @krishnawadhwa
    @krishnawadhwa Рік тому +1

    Me during a viva:- Ice Cream, Rasgulla, Gajar Ka Halwa
    My brain during a viva:- Stop naming. think a little bit

  • @ashitadhia7576
    @ashitadhia7576 Рік тому +2

    Good old favorite "Praveen" made his appearance once again as Varun's prototypical desi dude 😀 And Bawa went on the most adipose subconsciously conscious reducitarian soliloquy that rivaled Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan in terms of khoda pahad aur nikal chooha 😀

  • @arpitlakra549
    @arpitlakra549 Рік тому +1

    8:26 like kautuk said, yes 3 delivery executive knew me my by name. He just had to see my name and they knew the address 😂

  • @adiitadi6158
    @adiitadi6158 Рік тому +2

    Just randomly logged into my laptop, youtube and caught them live. Love from Arunachal.

  • @swameshwalke
    @swameshwalke Рік тому +2

    There is actually a chrome extension to calculate your swiggy and Zomato orders. Someone had made a reel about it..

  • @garimakamra2546
    @garimakamra2546 Рік тому +1

    One of the most hilarious episodes. Maze aa gye ! Literally LOL'd the entire while.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +54

    Upset that Varun didn’t say “TOH batao guys, bachpan mein tumhare favourite delivery apps kaunse thhe?”

    • @mounilshah7112
      @mounilshah7112 Рік тому

      Hum bhi upset hai tere existence se. Bhenchod baar baar comment karke environment kharab karta hai maadarchod. Jaa apne dad ke lund mein waapas saala badsurat

  • @lasyarao2017
    @lasyarao2017 Рік тому +4

    I literally dropped my phone after watching Neville's bg

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +4

    Margherita Pizza is literally named after Queen Margherita.

  • @RitajDubey
    @RitajDubey Рік тому +1

    Absolute Gold Content - 40:07

  • @RitajDubey
    @RitajDubey Рік тому +4

    Happy Birthday Varun ❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉 khoob khavesh Aur daaru piyesh 😂🍻....... Decided from ep 80 that your bday is on 20th April 😅🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

  • @AmolGautam
    @AmolGautam Рік тому +1

    This is such an under rated podcast.

  • @janhaviwadekar7252
    @janhaviwadekar7252 Рік тому +2

    Indians, in general have been "reducestarian". A large chunk of the population give up meat during the month of Shrawan. All the festivals and rituals somewhat originated from the idea of detoxing, meal moderation and animal reproduction cycles. Ab ye faltu ka firang concept has repackaged the same thing.

  • @abhishek17mo
    @abhishek17mo Рік тому

    Thakur wooing away the maid didi 😄 🤣

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1

    The existence of Ravivar means there’s a sibling named Somvaar who gets ripped off often.

  • @NikhilKumar279
    @NikhilKumar279 Рік тому

    40:45 moment in future where hunter gatherers would complete the full circle

  • @mohitabhutani6298
    @mohitabhutani6298 Рік тому +1

    Soooo this one time , I had a horrible horrible day at work and my mom saw that very evidently as soon as I got into the house and she asked me to just order something for myself cause I hadn’t eaten from out for a LONG while.
    I ended up ordering this pita bread stuffed chicken something with a ‘ minute and lemon ‘ refreshing drink and a ‘fruit salad’
    I honestly was looking forward for the food to arrive cause I was shit hungry.
    The order reaches and what they had sent was this pita bread DEAD COLD with pieces of diced chicken and cabbage in it. A lemon drink which I’m sure was a packed beverage being sold in the market that was just out in the glass bottle , and for the fruit salad IT WAS 5 pieces of apple and orange.
    Dude oh my god I was so furious I put a complaint on Zomato first and to compensate for the food they sent me half of the money back as a coupon.
    But well I was still shit hungry and angry now.
    I actually went and called the restaurant a few times and it was very close to its closing time and they weren’t picking up.
    BUT THE OWNER CALLED ME BACK and I told him about the food and how shitty he was and apparently he was unaware of what was happening in his kitchen ??????? Because he wasn’t at the restaurant only.
    So he especially went back to the restaurant, kept it open for 30 minutes more , got everything made again and sent me another delivery.
    It was still an average pita bread stuffed thing but THE EFFORTS 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
    🥹🥹 ❤

  • @cf3129
    @cf3129 Рік тому

    “Usko dho-ish aur ghar pe use ki-ish” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Varun

  • @saminasarawala7558
    @saminasarawala7558 Рік тому

    Did you know the concept restaurants are using to introduce themselves which is- "locavore" a place where you can proudly eat locally grown food only.

  • @aayushkamath3767
    @aayushkamath3767 Рік тому +1

    35:50
    Done this myself two years ago during covid times. Mcdonalds ke bahar 2 am ko car park karke baitha tha. Zomato se order kiya wohi location pe because it was only open for delivery 😂

  • @JustAboutEverythingAnything
    @JustAboutEverythingAnything Рік тому +1

    Petition to change Suspicious to Suspectful
    Usage example - When I asked my boss for a sick leave on Friday, he was suspectful of my intentions

  • @murtuzaali5015
    @murtuzaali5015 Рік тому

    41:15 drone ku tel dalna padinga for tip😂😂

  • @manpreetbhattee9732
    @manpreetbhattee9732 Рік тому

    I recently saw a video of the great late Anthony Bourdain and he was quoting someone saying "if the thing you are going to eat is dummer, tastier than you then pass me the salt".

  • @ritikaugale3965
    @ritikaugale3965 Рік тому +1

    Thanks Varun ...to acknowledge ...that gulab jamun is too basic..not everyone's favourite

  • @ojaswinitripathi6158
    @ojaswinitripathi6158 Рік тому +1

    Varun:Gulaab jamun mein nhi khaunga
    Aadar:tu alag hai

  • @Kaustubh_pathak
    @Kaustubh_pathak Рік тому +1

    Food related podcast, keep them coming. Also another conspiracy theory with biswa would be epic.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1

    Supreme: “It’s so hard being a legitimate enterprise with people reselling things.”
    Zomato: “Hold my Gold Subscription.”

  • @arya_tanuja
    @arya_tanuja Рік тому +4

    Heard so much bout Mumbai from you guys n now that I’ll be shifting there I think it’s homecoming😂

  • @libasworld2411
    @libasworld2411 Рік тому

    One of the best episodes laughed out loud..
    😅
    Varuns humor was full on point

  • @mansid46146
    @mansid46146 Рік тому +3

    This is gonna be my first time watching their live

  • @nimrod1398
    @nimrod1398 Рік тому +2

    37 minutes into the epifode and I haven't yet heard the fstats for the most weirdest food combinations ordered online.

  • @rahulrjb
    @rahulrjb Рік тому +1

    My name is Rahul, and I feel pershonally attacked.

  • @glassofwine
    @glassofwine Рік тому +3

    Use to relate with Varun, but Gulab jamun is love❤.

  • @aishwariyakannan1840
    @aishwariyakannan1840 Рік тому +2

    11:30 pm PST Monday night waiting for this!!!!

  • @vivinshah3384
    @vivinshah3384 Рік тому +2

    I'm the Pune resident, my name is Vivin

  • @pixoloproductions3044
    @pixoloproductions3044 Рік тому +1

    The top 2 video boxes have the colorful lines under them too. The bottom 2 boxes don't. Can you fix that please.

  • @uniqueportal6668
    @uniqueportal6668 Рік тому

    Varun being so frustrated was the best 😅😂

  • @mayankboob279
    @mayankboob279 Рік тому +2

    Tina from Kharagpur sounds like Mess secretary for an IIT Hostel - ordered for some event at the hostel.

  • @ayushithapliyal
    @ayushithapliyal Рік тому

    7:59 It would be a classic case of all those JEE institutions claiming the topper is their student.

  • @sayusekhar
    @sayusekhar Рік тому +1

    Most of the times I order behrouz biryani for the gulab jamun 😂

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +2

    That Pune Resident having orders worth ₹28 lakhs sounds like an efficient money laundering scheme if you ask me.

  • @zeus3086
    @zeus3086 Рік тому

    Best highlight of this episode 40:19-40:55

  • @nostalgicbrew8585
    @nostalgicbrew8585 Рік тому

    This was one of the best episodes. Loved it

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +8

    Quote of the Day: “A Gulab Jamun after a Biryani is basically the food equivalent of a sentence followed by a full stop.”

  • @sanikapitale7876
    @sanikapitale7876 Рік тому +1

    Reducetarian is basically Indian family veg-non veg schedule,, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday strict vegetarian, baaki din KHAAALO

  • @ChessNooob
    @ChessNooob Рік тому

    56:45 but why is Aadhar Ordering papad with pizza 😭

  • @NikhilShibnauth
    @NikhilShibnauth Рік тому

    Here for the thumbnail. Appreciate your dedication to them. Respect, from Mauritius.

  • @shefalikarwade448
    @shefalikarwade448 Рік тому +1

    Hey!!! In cooking instructions I always write guest aarahe hai.. please make with love .. thank you 😂... 9 /10 taste and packing is immaculate

  • @joydeeproni
    @joydeeproni Рік тому +4

    Hum log ka passport tatti hai, we literally need visa to travel to Bangladesh also. Even Kazakhstan ka passport is better than ours, usmain you can at least travel Latin America, most of Eastern Europe, Central Asia, Middle East, South East Asia without a visa.

  • @manujain6733
    @manujain6733 Рік тому

    Neviile casually watching a whole episode of Sienfiled while on the podcast.

  • @deeptilokanath8088
    @deeptilokanath8088 Рік тому

    wowww sooo happy!!!dint expect an episode today😁

  • @rajivrathod132
    @rajivrathod132 Рік тому

    this podcast was awesome..all were on point

  • @Shraddha_45
    @Shraddha_45 Рік тому +2

    Varun is on a roll today

  • @meghanak.kanvinde1021
    @meghanak.kanvinde1021 11 місяців тому

    Nevilles zomato bill will be 3k per day i guess. He was planning a 25k dineer from some New York restaurant. He is a real foodie.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Рік тому +1

    Out of Context Varun Thakur: “SAB Bhaad mein jao. Main maresh.”

  • @vedantpillay8993
    @vedantpillay8993 Рік тому +1

    As a restaurant owner it's really difficult for us 😂 to maintain reviews people bash us to get refund or not like food. But never give a 5 star if you love it. That hurts

  • @m3rup3rv3rt
    @m3rup3rv3rt Рік тому +1

    Anybody knows how long after a UA-cam release do these episodes get on Spotify? I was trying to find the 'Kisi ka Bhai' one, but it's not there yet.

  • @vrinda793
    @vrinda793 Рік тому

    one of the bests fr