Rebuilding Civilization in Minecraft

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  • Опубліковано 21 кві 2020
  • I uploaded this with copyright claims by accident sorry if you've already seen it
    Filmed Live on Twitch: / wilbursoot
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    Music used:
    Incompetech - Kevin Macleod
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 14 тис.

  • @WilburPlays
    @WilburPlays  4 роки тому +39422

    Hey, silence at the end is due to a copyright issue. Muted the track 👍

  • @DefinitelyNotATrolldier
    @DefinitelyNotATrolldier 3 роки тому +3039

    "I don't wish to associate with the ground plebs"
    well she didn't die and her land survived so...

    • @user-rx6xu6bs8c
      @user-rx6xu6bs8c 3 роки тому +135

      She actually knew what would happen

    • @lowkeylonely4265
      @lowkeylonely4265 3 роки тому +56

      "Extreme Preppers"

    • @anyukad3477
      @anyukad3477 3 роки тому +6

      @

    • @azriel9654
      @azriel9654 3 роки тому +62

      SHE HAD A PROPHECY

    • @azriel9654
      @azriel9654 3 роки тому +41

      which came true. Strange, I thought prophets made prophecy’s. Not skyblockers.

  • @fakeskyler2305
    @fakeskyler2305 4 роки тому +2586

    I feel like this is legitimately the 5 stages of being God, brought to you by Wilbur Soot
    1) Eager and Inventive
    2) Upset that things aren't going your way
    3) Guide people towards the way you want things to be
    4) realize it's best to take a backseat most of the time, let the humans be humans, after all, who woulda guessed being god would be so stressful?
    5) Go full hands-off, let it be as it is, until you destroy the whole place in a blaze of glory

    • @Thenoobestgirl
      @Thenoobestgirl 4 роки тому +117

      6) Rinse and repeat

    • @Playetgo
      @Playetgo 4 роки тому +60

      in real life that sould be like :
      1)Creating the humain
      2)See how stupid there are
      3)Let Jesus come on earth
      4)the 2 world war
      5)2020

    • @andrescabrera4409
      @andrescabrera4409 4 роки тому +11

      Fake Skyler 2016 is the first stage and 2020 is the 5 stage, let's be honest
      Edit: just realized someone said the something basically

    • @captainramius790
      @captainramius790 4 роки тому +2

      Do you want to change you're life?
      Watch the documentary called out of shadows. Type in outofshadows

    • @AK-Drakoin
      @AK-Drakoin 4 роки тому +3

      DMs be like

  • @pplgptyjrdohmdnrmptsgtsof5125
    @pplgptyjrdohmdnrmptsgtsof5125 2 роки тому +868

    "Do you want day?"
    Most of chat: "Yes, please give us day king."
    This one single guy: " *WE'RE DYING* "

  • @melanied7553
    @melanied7553 2 роки тому +810

    “If you die, you’re gone.”
    Yes Wilbur, that’s how death works.

  • @tiff9911
    @tiff9911 4 роки тому +3524

    I knew shit was about to hit the fan when a smug Wilbur uttered the words “But chat, I’m also the dirty crime boy.”

    • @wp4872
      @wp4872 4 роки тому +64

      tiff here, I replied to you so you can finally see how many likes you have.

    • @tiff9911
      @tiff9911 4 роки тому +44

      I Love You Woah, thanks for letting me know :)

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 4 роки тому +2

      nice profile pic

  • @CappTF
    @CappTF 4 роки тому +7385

    "I'm a brilliant leader"
    He says as he leaves a meteor of bedrock on top of the crops

    • @wyverntail1811
      @wyverntail1811 4 роки тому +236

      He did go back later and removed it when people asked. But the best part was how they were yelling at him for ruining the farm when the water would have just flowed into the source blocks and not really ruin anything

    • @animations-ew4yf
      @animations-ew4yf 4 роки тому +74

      the farm caused the most death tho besides the MOAB at the end there

    • @diblyn871
      @diblyn871 4 роки тому +12

      Why did I read it as corps...

    • @ellav8064
      @ellav8064 4 роки тому +10

      @@diblyn871 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕘𝕠𝕕 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕖

    • @kurtbarrios844
      @kurtbarrios844 3 роки тому +2

      Aperture

  • @sebb6011
    @sebb6011 2 роки тому +169

    Wilbur: their gonna have to pick a leader themselves
    Also Wilbur: elects a random guy as king

  • @kay_1355
    @kay_1355 2 роки тому +133

    "Oh, this is gorgeous!"
    *fountain of death*
    "Right next to the f***ing hospital as well!"
    😂

  • @jotarokujo749
    @jotarokujo749 4 роки тому +5018

    Wilbur: “You need to vote for leadership”
    Also Wilbur: Appoints a king

  • @ItsActuallySaturn
    @ItsActuallySaturn 3 роки тому +9143

    _”If they die they just respawn, surely!”_
    *slowly smiles*

    • @mauricecarney7818
      @mauricecarney7818 3 роки тому +179

      "Hardcore Mode is on"

    • @Biurus
      @Biurus 3 роки тому +172

      Dude, Wilbur's smile is scary...

    • @robomix3162
      @robomix3162 3 роки тому +129

      Wilbur is mostly wholesome and funny but DAMN HE CAN BE SCARY!

    • @sirchooch9680
      @sirchooch9680 3 роки тому +36

      He like the grinch

    • @razzmachad5124
      @razzmachad5124 3 роки тому +16

      @@user-ti7pi9zf8o no

  • @thetravelerofworlds8359
    @thetravelerofworlds8359 2 роки тому +76

    ....... watching this has told me exactly 3 things.
    1. I now have some insight as to why the God of the Old Testament might be the way he is when it comes to Humanity.
    2. Wilbur Soot should not be allowed any modicum of power whatsoever because he will not hesitate to abuse it for funsies.
    3. I'm subscribing because that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @TheLastRussian1815
    @TheLastRussian1815 Рік тому +59

    Wilber turned from god to a health inspector

  • @the_arson_bean
    @the_arson_bean 4 роки тому +3893

    Wilbur: *puts the E guy in jail*
    the one person in chat: "HOMOPHOBIA!"

  • @VolimRabar1007
    @VolimRabar1007 3 роки тому +1797

    Wilbur: no false idols
    Gay guy : make a false idol
    Wilbur: punish him
    Wilbur chat : homophobia

    • @ShinHappu
      @ShinHappu 3 роки тому +9

      You're from Brazil, right? :)

    • @VolimRabar1007
      @VolimRabar1007 3 роки тому +56

      @@ShinHappu nah im from the moon

    • @paperclip1579
      @paperclip1579 3 роки тому +17

      @@VolimRabar1007 oh hey how's the moon

    • @xi8264
      @xi8264 3 роки тому +26

      (in james charles's voice) *this is so homophobic*

    • @paperclip1579
      @paperclip1579 3 роки тому +15

      @@xi8264 don't bring James Charles here he's cringe

  • @savannahmccaleb9550
    @savannahmccaleb9550 2 роки тому +28

    I love Wilbur, his love for chaos resonates with me on a whole new level, he is who I want to be

  • @amesur2492
    @amesur2492 2 роки тому +20

    “But Wilbur, how are you gonna control them, cause if they die they’re gonna respawn, surely. *maniacally grins” -Wilbur Soot

  • @Keegstar
    @Keegstar 3 роки тому +3419

    imagine going into a horrible car accident, everything hurts.. but suddenly it all fades to white.. the choir of heaven begins to sing.. and then suddenly..
    18:47 "HI SORRY ABOUT THAT."

  • @zachwallace483
    @zachwallace483 4 роки тому +654

    Chapter 1:
    Here describes the tale of a brand new civilization. Modernized and pixelized to escape the covid damnation. Run by the deity named Wilbur, who presides over the land with his heavenly face. Bestowing 6 commandments upon the world so brand new, so the first wave of people would know what to do. He instructed a hospital, a police system, and education from a school. The need for farm, housing, and leadership too. As the first people spawned in, unbeknownst to their roles, he congregated them and provided them goals.
    Then, like ants amongst a colony, the disciples spread out. As they got to work, a foundation of dirt began to sprout. As he quickly realized, the world needed one thing. Someone to lead them, perhaps the first king. The selected "Whatshamidt" was bestowed upon the role. And after rebirth, his effects began to toll. The masses worshipped him, his shining armor ever blue. But alas, a problem. One oh so overdue. Ghostly creatures flew through the sky. The shimmering darkness almost unseen to the eye. The deity then realized what had to be done. Using all his godly powers, he conjured up the sun. After expending his power, he came across a realization. After fending the dark hour, saving his nation. He realized that he couldn't do this work alone. He needed a prophet, who didn't hold the throne. A worthy subject, none as Lukito976 was. He towered on a cross, looking from above. In the midst of the creation, by nature Lukito976 organized. Devout to no religion, for he had yet to be patronized The deity chose him, gave him food and fish. He gave him some saplings, all to disperse as he wished. A true disciple he was, even tempted to barter, which garnered anger from the deity, for Lukito976 could have been martyred. He taught him the right path and set him off once again. And he would have no more issues, until the very end. Off into the distance, the deity spots something not envisioned in his head. A building in the sky, formed by macyminion10. She was above all the groundlings, in her terms and literally, of course. And the deity didn't mind, he dealt out no force. He then went on to admire the land. Trees sprouting everywhere, all by Lukito's hand. And then he saw it. The E. The first sproutings of the soon to be problematic insurgence. What will the future behold for this contemporary society? Will it be brought to ruins or will it thrive into the next Rome? Will it be torn down by disruptions or flourish into a befitting home, for the god himself.
    (I can continue but I'm lazy and also wanna see how many likes this first chapter gets so that I can make a Chapter two!) ((also I can't think of a title for this))

    • @scornedrose6808
      @scornedrose6808 4 роки тому +19

      How about God's Greatest Sin?

    • @spartanxmonster
      @spartanxmonster 4 роки тому +18

      The Rise and Fall of the Soot Empire

    • @xendurr8180
      @xendurr8180 4 роки тому +41

      -and then he saw it. The E. The first sproutings of the soon to be problematic insurgence. Wilbur knew what had to be done, but it'll be something that can't be undone. For those who defied deserves to be denied. In the promised land that Wilbur supplied. He ate his banana and set his emotions aside. For all he knew that he was belied. A few seconds later, a sun has been born. To scorn all of those that became his thorns. It shone really bright much to Wilbur's delight. And one thing's for sure,
      Everyone fucking died.

    • @aileen.o3041
      @aileen.o3041 4 роки тому +2

      Make a book of this

    • @loweffortspeedster
      @loweffortspeedster 4 роки тому +6

      The Rise and Fall of Newfoundland (smpearth reference)

  • @Trioxide_Belle
    @Trioxide_Belle Рік тому +7

    Wilbur: *eats banana*
    Wilbur: *Becomes alpha*
    Wilbur: Now I can TRULY rule the- oh.

  • @Strange_Moons
    @Strange_Moons 2 роки тому +6

    25:40 Wilbur,your villain arc is showing.

  • @ayonixanimations
    @ayonixanimations 4 роки тому +8094

    "I don't wish to associate with the ground plebs" I love her LMFAO and I love how happy and satisfied Wilbur looked at the end of that.

  • @angriestchezburger
    @angriestchezburger 3 роки тому +2315

    Wilbur: makes an actually functioning society
    Also WIlbur: DIRTY CRIME BOY TIME

    • @ramennoodle4350
      @ramennoodle4350 3 роки тому +2

      Sorry accidentally disliked

    • @villager4672
      @villager4672 3 роки тому +6

      @@ramennoodle4350 then un-dislike

    • @berryballeredits_
      @berryballeredits_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@ramennoodle4350 then fuck yo-
      *SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS A CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER*
      Oh, k

    • @cadenceolivia6304
      @cadenceolivia6304 3 роки тому +6

      hes been a dirty crime boy for quite a while now

    • @Casperlasperdasper.
      @Casperlasperdasper. 3 роки тому +10

      _I T W A S N E V E R M E A N T T O B E -_

  • @Nycktee
    @Nycktee 2 роки тому +6

    27:46 *L'Manburg vibes intensify*

  • @melodycounts4886
    @melodycounts4886 2 роки тому +6

    I can’t believe Wilbur knows about Egyptian lore I mean RA it’s just amazing 7:25

  • @roundtableaaa4502
    @roundtableaaa4502 4 роки тому +6243

    I love it how the farmers are responsible for everyone's death

    • @Fizz-Q
      @Fizz-Q 4 роки тому +85

      Ikr

    • @vividandlucid
      @vividandlucid 4 роки тому +517

      Agriculture was humanity's greatest mistake

    • @Futurist312
      @Futurist312 4 роки тому +88

      Anprim gang.

    • @captainramius790
      @captainramius790 4 роки тому +36

      Watch the documentary called out of shadows if you want you're life changed.
      Type in outofshadows

    • @connorvestal5647
      @connorvestal5647 4 роки тому +12

      Just like real life

  • @dragonblast4854
    @dragonblast4854 3 роки тому +2650

    Willbur accidentally killing people is a big mood i love, he just stares silently, i love it

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 3 роки тому +32

      So you like cold murder in a warm environment?

    • @brianolllo
      @brianolllo 3 роки тому +2

      @@ohmfg That's evil man.

    • @dexicatinc.6110
      @dexicatinc.6110 3 роки тому +5

      I like seeing sadness in people’s eyes :)

    • @chasethemaster3440
      @chasethemaster3440 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @NeDaz
      @NeDaz 3 роки тому +2

      He gives some seconds to respect them

  • @lisa_cz7440
    @lisa_cz7440 Рік тому +7

    18:52 She be like: I just want my things back...

  • @swagxjamy
    @swagxjamy 2 роки тому +20

    Wilbur: Smiles when place is getting destroyed
    Wilbur fans:Isn’t that copyrighted?

  • @ThebigNut
    @ThebigNut 4 роки тому +3758

    I like watching Wilbur talk to some of the people but I like to imagine some of them don’t have the stream open and he’s just punching the air and looking around sporadically

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 4 роки тому +449

      Basically how God talks to his disciples.

    • @randomt_1468
      @randomt_1468 4 роки тому +134

      Erik Ho that explains a lot.

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 4 роки тому +208

      @@erikho6936 prophets got the link to the stream

    • @atticusnari
      @atticusnari 4 роки тому +169

      @@erikho6936 can you link God's stream? Tryna hear him

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 4 роки тому +51

      Ironically enough, someone recently actually gifted a sub to God!

  • @glitchymoss
    @glitchymoss 2 роки тому +1385

    wilbur adding crime to the world just when things were going really well so he wouldn't get bored is a prime example of what I like to call the sand castle instinct

    • @trisaratops8785
      @trisaratops8785 2 роки тому +51

      This is going to enter my daily vernacular as soon as possible thank you this is brilliant

    • @PoisonFlower765
      @PoisonFlower765 2 роки тому +40

      What exactly is the sand castle instinct?

    • @imhidingvoldiesnose9541
      @imhidingvoldiesnose9541 2 роки тому +102

      @@PoisonFlower765 basically it’s causing chaos and destruction because your bored like how you make a sandcastle and then destroy it and repeat because your bored of the same sandcastle
      I think at least 🤔

    • @Silvergrove41
      @Silvergrove41 Рік тому +29

      “Sometimes I think
      Than I eat sand”

    • @myparentsacc
      @myparentsacc Рік тому +3

      @@Silvergrove41 *yes*

  • @Lucid.-.
    @Lucid.-. 2 роки тому +7

    I like how Wilbur creates something he loves then just blows it all up. The ending was literally L’mamburg all over 😂

  • @fayemillah2086
    @fayemillah2086 2 роки тому +10

    Wilbur: blows up an entire town
    Also Wilbur: eats a banana

  • @tam2237
    @tam2237 4 роки тому +1569

    I just love how flipping confused they are when you bring them onto the bedrock platform and they watch as you just swing your head around and air punch the ground. I just wanna know what they’re thinking

    • @MartinaXDDD
      @MartinaXDDD 3 роки тому +146

      They probably follow the stream at the same time and listen to what he's saying

    • @train123z
      @train123z 3 роки тому +180

      @@MartinaXDDD The stream is sometimes slightly delayed so they wouldn't know at the exact time

    • @conman0414
      @conman0414 3 роки тому +75

      @@MartinaXDDD stream tends to be delayed by a good 10-30 seconds ahead of real time

    • @weirdcomicst.v.1927
      @weirdcomicst.v.1927 3 роки тому +17

      @@conman0414 press shift and talk into the microphone.

    • @conman0414
      @conman0414 3 роки тому +18

      @@weirdcomicst.v.1927 okay im doing it. Where'd you want me pointing this flashlight?

  • @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon
    @yourfriendlyneighborhooddemon 3 роки тому +519

    It scares me everytime when he starts saying "Hardcore mode is on." And he just smiles with the music.

  • @_..E46
    @_..E46 2 роки тому +5

    Teachers : for doing very good work you get a gold star
    Wilbur : for being good to society you get a diamond

  • @messiesttacos4759
    @messiesttacos4759 Рік тому +3

    12:11 this reminds me of all Wilbur’s pets in the one block a minute challenge
    Edit: 13:16 *milo*

  • @1000MZ1000
    @1000MZ1000 4 роки тому +733

    King was a good pure hearted man. He was there for his people when they needed him the most.

    • @sausages_in_a_cup
      @sausages_in_a_cup 4 роки тому +41

      ...and then he killed them all

    • @pyro1438
      @pyro1438 4 роки тому +60

      *Fallen kingdom starts to play*

    • @ZonTew
      @ZonTew 4 роки тому +13

      I used to rule the world

    • @angsern8455
      @angsern8455 4 роки тому +9

      And then one day god turned crime boy.

    • @thatonedankboi
      @thatonedankboi 4 роки тому +17

      As Kings rise to power, so shall they fall into tyranny. The brooding lure of the cursed unbreakable rock is daunting and unrelenting on ones psyche. For once the King saw this benevolent curse, wrought and stricken with a mere fraction of the madness the diety known only as God: His truest self was soon locked away, and his body made to be nothing but a puppet to the Stones of Vexes. Shortly thereafter, the Kings soul had been tainted and corrupted beyond ascension. The Vexed stone bestows an iron will to reign terror, that hath remained steadfast through the burning passage of the divide between the Kings humanity and the abyss. Brandishing his blade forged from the strongest and finest materials fit for a king and able to slay dragons in one hand, and the accursed will to bring down the wrath of God in the other. The now Hollowed King sought to end what he had fought so hard to protect and care for.

  • @Seeks_stuff
    @Seeks_stuff 4 роки тому +849

    Oh god, it's a cinematic masterpiece.
    There's the introduction of the land and characters,
    the development with the king, the headworkers and the prophet,
    We lost some valuable lives,
    we had rebirth,
    then the villain Crime Boi is introduced,
    and the epic final battle with the king and the police fighting against the dirty crime boi.
    Not to mention the plot twist in the ending. The fricking banana gave me chills!
    Wilbur is a great movie director.

    • @j-c4997
      @j-c4997 4 роки тому +10

      Seek's Animations and Stuff oh my god it does have a plot xD

    • @miberss
      @miberss 4 роки тому +6

      ive already watched it 2 times

  • @heikemardirian216
    @heikemardirian216 2 роки тому +4

    The smile slowly spreading across wilbur's face as he watches a civilization is scary
    He does has a soft spot for TNT doesn't he?

  • @SilverFrostYT
    @SilverFrostYT 2 роки тому +5

    Wilbur: recreates le’manburgs fate
    Also Wilbur: starts eating a banana
    Wow I am very late

  • @haleylightcake4844
    @haleylightcake4844 3 роки тому +2131

    This video reminded me of my 5th grade. In my class, everyone had jobs, houses, taxes, everything you would need in a society. We even had evictions (if someone couldn’t pay their rent, they would have to sit on the floor until they could pay it off).
    So we had our jobs and some kids wanted some extra cash on the side.
    So all of a sudden *BOOM* a secret black market the teacher didn’t know about sprouted. People would trade “contraband” aka food, for cash.
    This went on for about a month until the teacher finally caught on and looked into it. At that point, people knew who was apart of the black market but not who started it.
    My teacher held a bounty for the person who started the black market. I don’t remember what the price was, but it was high so people would snitch. I never personally took part in the shenanigans, but this bounty intrigued me.
    My friend and I looked into it and found the kid responsible for starting the black market. I had known this kid for being a bit of a troublemaker, but not anything crazy like this. We got the reward and split the cash.
    The kid didn’t get in too much trouble, but he was prosecuted and got his recess taken away for 2 days and had to pay a fine. The era of the black market of our fifth grade class was over.
    I made this story sound much more dramatic than it really was but I thought it was pretty funny. The kid behind the black market was a pretty good kid who I’m still friends with today. He said that he was bored of the mundane life so he wanted to make some mischief. He honestly just wanted to make life in the classroom more interesting instead of us having the same old stuff the entire year. In middle school, all he really did was talk about his glory days of the black market (which everyone loved) and just started making communism jokes which is a whole other can of worms.

    • @the_real_melon_lord4490
      @the_real_melon_lord4490 3 роки тому +85

      *WHEEZE*

    • @nbell8
      @nbell8 3 роки тому +49

      Noice 😂👌🏼

    • @qingpetcher667
      @qingpetcher667 3 роки тому +119

      Wait a minute the exact same thing happened in my school.. did we go to the same school?

    • @haleylightcake4844
      @haleylightcake4844 3 роки тому +107

      @@qingpetcher667 :o I went to school in CA. If we didn’t go to the same school, then I’m surprised that there are multiple kids out there who wanted to start a black market

    • @qingpetcher667
      @qingpetcher667 3 роки тому +106

      @@haleylightcake4844 :o we did go to the same school but imagine if multiple kids did start multiple black markets..

  • @darknessml6145
    @darknessml6145 4 роки тому +14254

    I'm still disappointed he named them "Commandments" and not "The will of Will"

    • @atonofbricksonakey9590
      @atonofbricksonakey9590 4 роки тому +1018

      I was thinking Soot-ciety

    • @broccolitomato1085
      @broccolitomato1085 4 роки тому +357

      @A Ton Of Bricks On A Key
      oh Soot I should’ve thought of that....

    • @sharpmeth
      @sharpmeth 4 роки тому +228

      Maybe he Will do that next time

    • @ryzen8039
      @ryzen8039 4 роки тому +69

      That would have so much better, his commandments weren't even really commandments.

    • @sayloregg
      @sayloregg 4 роки тому +7

      I hope he does this next time

  • @hattieharding2498
    @hattieharding2498 2 роки тому

    i come back and rewatch these 100 player videos every month or so and they make me so happy

  • @cup_o_chai686
    @cup_o_chai686 Рік тому +5

    I’m rewatching this for the 10th time in 2022 and it never ceases to be one of my favorite UA-cam videos

  • @srisitpradidwach2136
    @srisitpradidwach2136 3 роки тому +722

    Wilbur: “You’re a firefighter, you need to be strong”
    Also Wilbur: *doesnt give fire protection*

  • @dylsnake2
    @dylsnake2 4 роки тому +11959

    Idea Checklist:
    ✓ Two UA-camrs,
    • ...one GOD and one DEVIL.
    • GOD is only allowed in the overworld.
    • DEVIL is only allowed in the nether.
    • Bad people are banished to HELL (the nether)
    Red vs Blue (nether people vs overworld people)
    Edit: Another idea:
    • There could be a player called DEATH, whose job is to send people to where they belong. In this case it might be more interesting/entertaining to see Wilbur play as death and have others be nominated to be GOD and DEVIL.
    A separate idea (which might be better for it's own plugin):
    • World with *Multiple* GODs (played by the players), GODs gain power from people FOLLOWING them.
    • One GOD for each wool colour (or any alternative block).
    • Which wool colour is the best.

    • @tulip1695
      @tulip1695 4 роки тому +539

      I second this.

    • @xoquinnxo_
      @xoquinnxo_ 4 роки тому +450

      I third this.

    • @heliianth
      @heliianth 4 роки тому +460

      I fourth this. would be even better with 1.16

    • @umbra364
      @umbra364 4 роки тому +697

      I fifth this &
      God - Wilbur
      Devil - Jschlatt

    • @ViewingChaos
      @ViewingChaos 4 роки тому +131

      Devious idea! I love it!

  • @reyfun7869
    @reyfun7869 Рік тому +1

    These videos will always be iconic. I wish I knew of them when they first came out but I love these types of Wilbur videos

  • @sarahimcameron
    @sarahimcameron 2 роки тому +7

    15:14
    Wilbur: who is head farmer
    Harvester13: am i a joke to u

  • @wolfyakuza9076
    @wolfyakuza9076 4 роки тому +620

    The whole civilization gone,
    The Headmaster: oh no the school

    • @Justin-ul7fh
      @Justin-ul7fh 4 роки тому +46

      The fact that "oh no the school" was in lowercase made it sound 10x more nonchalant then it should which made this hilarious.

  • @celerya8365
    @celerya8365 3 роки тому +1233

    “This is homely”
    *Person strolls in with an iron sword and starts murdering people*

    • @user-cv2my8ck5d
      @user-cv2my8ck5d 3 роки тому +12

      Technoblade with diamond sword: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

    • @samurai-om1ke
      @samurai-om1ke 3 роки тому +1

      Stone*

    • @jakehearn432
      @jakehearn432 3 роки тому +1

      Insert childish Gambino this is America

  • @IJstWannaBYours
    @IJstWannaBYours 2 роки тому +7

    28:00 l'manburg.

  • @solomonkirton9347
    @solomonkirton9347 2 роки тому +1

    Wilbur: this will be the rebirth of civilisation
    Also Wilbur: diamond sword in inventory

  • @predzelbun2646
    @predzelbun2646 4 роки тому +2636

    "I do not wish to associate with the ground plebs" made me laugh so hard oml

  • @Ludovicus1769
    @Ludovicus1769 4 роки тому +583

    The people living in the sky at the end: *They called me a madman!*

  • @Cranberryishere
    @Cranberryishere 2 роки тому +3

    Even if it’s been a year, I still think it would’ve been funny if someone made a mafia

  • @angelholic.net.
    @angelholic.net. 2 роки тому +1

    “If they die they respawn, surely!”
    **Slowly and psychotically smiles**
    *”Hardcore mode is on.”*

  • @therealslmccl
    @therealslmccl 4 роки тому +3888

    Welcome to another episode of “Wilbur pretends to be a God while he’s a dirty crime boy”

    • @fouroffoxes
      @fouroffoxes 4 роки тому +4

      YOU

    • @mwetz08
      @mwetz08 4 роки тому +8

      time to squirrel

    • @seb5542
      @seb5542 4 роки тому +48

      I can't believe he pretended to be me.

    • @labobano
      @labobano 4 роки тому +1

      God I though u were fake , GIMME POWERS

    • @NebulaTheOfficial
      @NebulaTheOfficial 4 роки тому +1

      God hi NOOB

  • @satanicavocado8779
    @satanicavocado8779 3 роки тому +6498

    Pretty sure his editor's job is to just
    1. Zoom in
    2. WHO DID THIS
    3. Increase Wiblur's ego
    Edit: Yes, Wiblur
    Edit: YES, WIBLUR

  • @MCisAwesome95
    @MCisAwesome95 2 роки тому +5

    It's not until Wilbur pulls out the banana that you realize that shit just got real

    • @Da_real_bot
      @Da_real_bot Місяць тому

      The banana of destruction

  • @starboy.x
    @starboy.x 2 роки тому +2

    wilbur you’ve made my day from like forever away. but it’s amazing 😭

  • @umbra9472
    @umbra9472 4 роки тому +611

    22:57 I love how the king just says "stop killing my people, that's my job."

  • @racheld8920
    @racheld8920 2 роки тому +403

    The way Wilbur says that he's been waiting to make that joke after he sneezed makes me think that the whole stream and before that he was just like "Damn, I hope I sneeze during this stream so I can say bless me because I'm playing god."

    • @oliviagrace6914
      @oliviagrace6914 2 роки тому +4

      For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16

  • @giggachad21
    @giggachad21 Рік тому +2

    28:40 I loved how he checked his watch he has on his wrist

  • @falconhack5244
    @falconhack5244 2 роки тому +2

    This is the first video, and the video that got me addicted to the holy videos of the divine deity, WILBUR SOOT.

  • @galaxy_yt3796
    @galaxy_yt3796 2 роки тому +2214

    I like how hes talking to people without communication theyre probably so confused when he punches them and gives them free items

    • @moonyybread1
      @moonyybread1 2 роки тому +324

      most would have his stream open and listen to him haha

    • @walledsand
      @walledsand 2 роки тому +210

      @@moonyybread1 there's still delay so they'd be at least confused for a bit

    • @moonyybread1
      @moonyybread1 2 роки тому +45

      @@walledsand true

    • @teatalks3426
      @teatalks3426 Рік тому +49

      he’s in ur bed and THEY’RE IN THE TWITCH CHAT
      Do da do do da noo na noo noo

    • @lemonade565
      @lemonade565 Рік тому +3

      @@teatalks3426 beautiful

  • @JamesterIsDivergent
    @JamesterIsDivergent 4 роки тому +940

    What we see: Wilbur destroying everyones hard work
    What Minx sees: HEES ONTO ANOTHER FOOKIN BANANA

  • @espe9187
    @espe9187 2 роки тому +3

    6:27 Wilbur resurrects the king
    7:38 The Prophet
    8:32 "Listen, as your deity, I demand you stop building out of dirt"
    8:50 The Prophet makes Profit
    9:37 "i don't wish to associate with the ground plebs"
    11:02 "no one told me god is a stressful job"
    11:49 "come to hospital for drugs"
    12:09 Wilbur commits murder (School Master)
    13:35 Crab Religion (and the commandments)
    14:29 E
    15:42 Wilbur commits murder again (E guy)
    16:15 Wilbur's arrest warrant
    16:27 Fountain of Death
    17:21 Visiting the Prison
    18:20 Wilbur commits murder a third time (hospital staff is lacking)
    19:00 "Bless me"
    19:09 scool
    19:36 Zoo
    20:08 Better Zoo
    21:04 Lava Scare
    22:21 Once again, Wilbur commits murder (firefighter)
    23:18 Hospital Promotions and Demotions
    24:24 Wilbur "saves" the farms
    25:45 Dirty Crime Boy
    26:11 And another Murder (Crime disciple)
    27:57 the big boom

  • @blixerthememer5465
    @blixerthememer5465 2 роки тому

    I’m stuck home sick. Been binging your vids and this is my favorite so far

  • @agentofchaoslorddwightschr8544
    @agentofchaoslorddwightschr8544 3 роки тому +656

    Wilbur: Destroys the civilization he himself build from ground up
    Also him: *casually eats bananas*

    • @Real_Lion_of_Judah
      @Real_Lion_of_Judah 3 роки тому +8

      28:43 chat: "I can't believe you've done this"

    • @zabaduddin5347
      @zabaduddin5347 3 роки тому +1

      12:19 : God when Jesus was crucified probably.

    • @neilly2635
      @neilly2635 3 роки тому +1

      You know, part of this comment now applies to L’Manberg as well.

  • @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it
    @Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it 3 роки тому +1116

    Fan: makes a house that Wilbur doesn’t like
    Wilbur: *so you have chosen death?*

  • @STB4G
    @STB4G 2 роки тому +1

    "Hows it goin guys its me hair in the eyes, ive got hair for eyes"
    *transcends dimensions*

  • @sarar7033
    @sarar7033 2 роки тому +3

    I love the fact that he just ate a banana and watched everything go in destruction

  • @seryntheon8195
    @seryntheon8195 4 роки тому +1350

    I like how miracles are just 'when god makes a mistake'.
    "Oh shit... You weren't supposed to die... Uh... HE'S ALIVE AGAIN, JUST LIKE NEW, NOTHING HAPPENED."

    • @aaronmolo2595
      @aaronmolo2595 4 роки тому +24

      I like to imagine that's how people are brought back to life

    • @aj_wlyms3117
      @aj_wlyms3117 4 роки тому +8

      That explains Jesus

    • @hailstormings
      @hailstormings 4 роки тому +1

      Why is there only 3 comments on here-

  • @sagehanson190
    @sagehanson190 4 роки тому +1623

    What if you
    wanted to go to heaven
    but god said:
    "Chat I'm also the dirty crime boi"

  • @Fl00rza.TwT.
    @Fl00rza.TwT. 8 місяців тому +1

    i like to imagine that this was gods first atempt at civilization but all hell broke lose

  • @Potato-Cherry-Jerry
    @Potato-Cherry-Jerry 2 роки тому +1

    The fact that wilbur at the start was like “they need to choose their own leader“ and then he ended up choosing it i amazing

  • @ChesnokOrNot
    @ChesnokOrNot 3 роки тому +1356

    "I'm making holy water"
    "How is that holy water?"
    "I'm boiling the h3ll out of it"

    • @uhoh8767
      @uhoh8767 3 роки тому +24

      See I really want to like, but I am not gonna be the one responsible for changing it from 69 to 70

    • @uhoh8767
      @uhoh8767 3 роки тому +17

      Who freaking dared to change it

    • @BonkedCat
      @BonkedCat 2 роки тому +7

      For some reason I just imagine Wilbur saying that to Niki XD

    • @marshadow2285
      @marshadow2285 2 роки тому +5

      I liked this comment but it turned into 666 likes, someone fix it

    • @marshadow2285
      @marshadow2285 2 роки тому +3

      @@uhoh8767 um do you see what I’ve created for the likes

  • @skipperdipper5186
    @skipperdipper5186 3 роки тому +1642

    Breaking News: Insane Man Calls Himself God, Blows Up School

    • @crazcudler
      @crazcudler 3 роки тому +49

      sounds like Jason Dean

    • @themammoth9051
      @themammoth9051 3 роки тому +21

      Vash exactly like JD

    • @onyxlibertas5115
      @onyxlibertas5115 3 роки тому +25

      This aged fantastically or terribly but I can't decide
      soooo lets go with both

    • @kirstyparsons2570
      @kirstyparsons2570 3 роки тому +11

      @@crazcudler I WISH I HAVE MORE TNT

    • @exxwhy1645
      @exxwhy1645 3 роки тому +6

      ...does he like slushes and is his mother dead?

  • @chocokeeper1015
    @chocokeeper1015 2 роки тому +2

    Im rewatching this and when Wilbur said "Im also a dirty crime boy" and then it goes silent then a freaking pokemon ad just pops up i cant-

  • @lucasdcatch4063
    @lucasdcatch4063 2 роки тому +2

    The only episode in which wilbur did something good to his fans

  • @asbestosfish_
    @asbestosfish_ 4 роки тому +501

    I really want “Shoulder Admin Challenge” to be a thing, where two admins attempt to get a bunch of players to be “good” or “evil”.

    • @jordanfry5138
      @jordanfry5138 4 роки тому +2

      @Saira Which one do you think would be good?

    • @wetbrain820
      @wetbrain820 4 роки тому +22

      Plot twist: Wilbur represents communism and jschlatt represents capitalism. They're both bad.

    • @AriesZero
      @AriesZero 4 роки тому +4

      Honestly this sounds interesting

    • @PowerSpirit50
      @PowerSpirit50 4 роки тому +8

      @@jordanfry5138 Schlatt would appear good at first but then be revealed to be corrupt and Wilbur, the sneaky crime boy, can't accept that authority. Because if everything is already bad, how can he expect to make noticable an impact?

    • @asbestosfish_
      @asbestosfish_ 4 роки тому +9

      Power Spirit
      Ah, so Neutral Evil vs Chaotic Evil?

  • @user-cz2cg6sr5d
    @user-cz2cg6sr5d 3 роки тому +1630

    Alternative title: story of L'manberg, created by him and destroyed by him.

  • @miranergiz
    @miranergiz 2 роки тому +1

    Wilbur: "I didn't know that God is so stressful job"
    God: " Trust me I know"

  • @draconicenigma2813
    @draconicenigma2813 2 роки тому +1

    “No one told god is such a stressful job dude, when I signed up for this no one said to me how stressful god is for a job man.” - Ra, the sun god and deity of Civilisation, definitely not Wilbur Soot.

  • @tape0n4head83
    @tape0n4head83 3 роки тому +391

    "This is gun. This is how you will reinforce order."

  • @cameronberhow8596
    @cameronberhow8596 4 роки тому +1380

    "Why did you run around killing people and placing bedrock?"
    "God told me to."

    • @chimneybill9651
      @chimneybill9651 4 роки тому +32

      seems legit.

    • @ziondoesrandomstuff3906
      @ziondoesrandomstuff3906 4 роки тому +15

      G: Hahaaha! Look at this beauty I have started.
      A: God, what the hell have you done this time?
      G: Just look at it it's amazing.
      A: Are you drunk again?
      G: I am NEVER drunk.
      A: I'll call the therapist...

    • @hiderikanzaki7313
      @hiderikanzaki7313 4 роки тому +4

      I am the chosen one

    • @viralvegetable2411
      @viralvegetable2411 4 роки тому +3

      Johnny: *JESUS TOLD ME TO KILL THE PRESIDENT*

    • @platinumpetal3995
      @platinumpetal3995 4 роки тому +1

      I’d make a 9/11 joke, but I don’t think people would approve

  • @FateofTheseus
    @FateofTheseus Рік тому +1

    The absolute happiness I felt when it started exploding was godly

  • @Melissa-ub4mh
    @Melissa-ub4mh 2 роки тому +1

    It's either the every 30 seconds I get a block, or this series where he got the obsession with blowing up things and buttons

  • @mexicanfruitmama7594
    @mexicanfruitmama7594 3 роки тому +1238

    Wilbur’s neighbors: *chilling*
    Wilbur: “I will be your deity”
    Wilbur’s neighbors: “ o h g o d n o t a g a i n”

    • @abbeygiles7034
      @abbeygiles7034 3 роки тому +36

      What do you think their opinion on life is?
      What- with Wilbur screaming all the time-

    • @skwidd6005
      @skwidd6005 3 роки тому +6

      Ha ha ha that is so funny

    • @Jaydnv
      @Jaydnv 3 роки тому +5

      Lol I almost died reading this comment

    • @Jaydnv
      @Jaydnv 3 роки тому +3

      @@skwidd6005 faker you don’t have the check mark

    • @osprey4865
      @osprey4865 3 роки тому +3

      Pov your are the neighboor

  • @hitthere7722
    @hitthere7722 3 роки тому +2885

    wilbur: “they all want to be police.. a lot of people must want order”
    oh wilbur no

    • @SNB_1985
      @SNB_1985 3 роки тому +98

      “No justice no peace” ☝️🤓

    • @takeyomanzu1144
      @takeyomanzu1144 3 роки тому +239

      They immediately became corrupt too lmao

    • @aayushpatel2788
      @aayushpatel2788 3 роки тому +82

      Takeyo Manzu that’s police for you they’re corrupt as hell

    • @aayushpatel2788
      @aayushpatel2788 3 роки тому +9

      Kaz The Terrible Commenter if you want specification Indian police

    • @aayushpatel2788
      @aayushpatel2788 3 роки тому +9

      Kaz The Terrible Commenter lots of them are racists

  • @depressedcapuccino3554
    @depressedcapuccino3554 2 роки тому +2

    wilbur is the only person who still looks dapper with their hair in a wreck

  • @Feltastic
    @Feltastic 2 роки тому +2

    28:32
    I felt myself grin at the sight of this.

  • @Pokepower9000
    @Pokepower9000 4 роки тому +570

    By the end of this? Specifically during the crime arc of this amazing show. I felt invested in the king and the action that was going on. 10/10

    • @meetu_
      @meetu_ 3 роки тому +36

      Same! Honestly the farmers as characters are underrated and i think the police were the true villains of pretty much every arc but the "i'm a dirty crime boy" arc

    • @vibevizier6512
      @vibevizier6512 3 роки тому +16

      This thing... had fucking ARCS, holy shit

  • @Coolguy69907
    @Coolguy69907 Місяць тому +4

    The bite of 87 😭😭💀

  • @friendtoall1308
    @friendtoall1308 2 роки тому +1

    I love how Wilber was just smiling when the destruction from tnt was happening he was just like 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 im not wrong!

  • @S1ckle.s.s
    @S1ckle.s.s 3 роки тому +1612

    Wilbur: “i’m a good god”
    innocent people he killed:

  • @godtitan2896
    @godtitan2896 4 роки тому +1261

    God: *accidentally killed someone*
    Also god: it's rebirth time

  • @Inno4138
    @Inno4138 2 роки тому +1

    11:38
    “You alright? You oka-y.? XD”
    “I just got smacked by a sentient tree, *no- I am not okay.”*

  • @user-pk1hw3qx9m
    @user-pk1hw3qx9m 7 місяців тому

    'Go and rejoice, go and rejoi-... ohhh...' Quote, Wilbur Soot, 2020