He did go back later and removed it when people asked. But the best part was how they were yelling at him for ruining the farm when the water would have just flowed into the source blocks and not really ruin anything
Idea Checklist: ✓ Two UA-camrs, • ...one GOD and one DEVIL. • GOD is only allowed in the overworld. • DEVIL is only allowed in the nether. • Bad people are banished to HELL (the nether) Red vs Blue (nether people vs overworld people) Edit: Another idea: • There could be a player called DEATH, whose job is to send people to where they belong. In this case it might be more interesting/entertaining to see Wilbur play as death and have others be nominated to be GOD and DEVIL. A separate idea (which might be better for it's own plugin): • World with *Multiple* GODs (played by the players), GODs gain power from people FOLLOWING them. • One GOD for each wool colour (or any alternative block). • Which wool colour is the best.
I feel like this is legitimately the 5 stages of being God, brought to you by Wilbur Soot 1) Eager and Inventive 2) Upset that things aren't going your way 3) Guide people towards the way you want things to be 4) realize it's best to take a backseat most of the time, let the humans be humans, after all, who woulda guessed being god would be so stressful? 5) Go full hands-off, let it be as it is, until you destroy the whole place in a blaze of glory
Chapter 1: Here describes the tale of a brand new civilization. Modernized and pixelized to escape the covid damnation. Run by the deity named Wilbur, who presides over the land with his heavenly face. Bestowing 6 commandments upon the world so brand new, so the first wave of people would know what to do. He instructed a hospital, a police system, and education from a school. The need for farm, housing, and leadership too. As the first people spawned in, unbeknownst to their roles, he congregated them and provided them goals. Then, like ants amongst a colony, the disciples spread out. As they got to work, a foundation of dirt began to sprout. As he quickly realized, the world needed one thing. Someone to lead them, perhaps the first king. The selected "Whatshamidt" was bestowed upon the role. And after rebirth, his effects began to toll. The masses worshipped him, his shining armor ever blue. But alas, a problem. One oh so overdue. Ghostly creatures flew through the sky. The shimmering darkness almost unseen to the eye. The deity then realized what had to be done. Using all his godly powers, he conjured up the sun. After expending his power, he came across a realization. After fending the dark hour, saving his nation. He realized that he couldn't do this work alone. He needed a prophet, who didn't hold the throne. A worthy subject, none as Lukito976 was. He towered on a cross, looking from above. In the midst of the creation, by nature Lukito976 organized. Devout to no religion, for he had yet to be patronized The deity chose him, gave him food and fish. He gave him some saplings, all to disperse as he wished. A true disciple he was, even tempted to barter, which garnered anger from the deity, for Lukito976 could have been martyred. He taught him the right path and set him off once again. And he would have no more issues, until the very end. Off into the distance, the deity spots something not envisioned in his head. A building in the sky, formed by macyminion10. She was above all the groundlings, in her terms and literally, of course. And the deity didn't mind, he dealt out no force. He then went on to admire the land. Trees sprouting everywhere, all by Lukito's hand. And then he saw it. The E. The first sproutings of the soon to be problematic insurgence. What will the future behold for this contemporary society? Will it be brought to ruins or will it thrive into the next Rome? Will it be torn down by disruptions or flourish into a befitting home, for the god himself. (I can continue but I'm lazy and also wanna see how many likes this first chapter gets so that I can make a Chapter two!) ((also I can't think of a title for this))
-and then he saw it. The E. The first sproutings of the soon to be problematic insurgence. Wilbur knew what had to be done, but it'll be something that can't be undone. For those who defied deserves to be denied. In the promised land that Wilbur supplied. He ate his banana and set his emotions aside. For all he knew that he was belied. A few seconds later, a sun has been born. To scorn all of those that became his thorns. It shone really bright much to Wilbur's delight. And one thing's for sure, Everyone fucking died.
Oh god, it's a cinematic masterpiece. There's the introduction of the land and characters, the development with the king, the headworkers and the prophet, We lost some valuable lives, we had rebirth, then the villain Crime Boi is introduced, and the epic final battle with the king and the police fighting against the dirty crime boi. Not to mention the plot twist in the ending. The fricking banana gave me chills! Wilbur is a great movie director.
....... watching this has told me exactly 3 things. 1. I now have some insight as to why the God of the Old Testament might be the way he is when it comes to Humanity. 2. Wilbur Soot should not be allowed any modicum of power whatsoever because he will not hesitate to abuse it for funsies. 3. I'm subscribing because that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
wilbur adding crime to the world just when things were going really well so he wouldn't get bored is a prime example of what I like to call the sand castle instinct
@@Deadflower019 basically it’s causing chaos and destruction because your bored like how you make a sandcastle and then destroy it and repeat because your bored of the same sandcastle I think at least 🤔
I just love how flipping confused they are when you bring them onto the bedrock platform and they watch as you just swing your head around and air punch the ground. I just wanna know what they’re thinking
This video reminded me of my 5th grade. In my class, everyone had jobs, houses, taxes, everything you would need in a society. We even had evictions (if someone couldn’t pay their rent, they would have to sit on the floor until they could pay it off). So we had our jobs and some kids wanted some extra cash on the side. So all of a sudden *BOOM* a secret black market the teacher didn’t know about sprouted. People would trade “contraband” aka food, for cash. This went on for about a month until the teacher finally caught on and looked into it. At that point, people knew who was apart of the black market but not who started it. My teacher held a bounty for the person who started the black market. I don’t remember what the price was, but it was high so people would snitch. I never personally took part in the shenanigans, but this bounty intrigued me. My friend and I looked into it and found the kid responsible for starting the black market. I had known this kid for being a bit of a troublemaker, but not anything crazy like this. We got the reward and split the cash. The kid didn’t get in too much trouble, but he was prosecuted and got his recess taken away for 2 days and had to pay a fine. The era of the black market of our fifth grade class was over. I made this story sound much more dramatic than it really was but I thought it was pretty funny. The kid behind the black market was a pretty good kid who I’m still friends with today. He said that he was bored of the mundane life so he wanted to make some mischief. He honestly just wanted to make life in the classroom more interesting instead of us having the same old stuff the entire year. In middle school, all he really did was talk about his glory days of the black market (which everyone loved) and just started making communism jokes which is a whole other can of worms.
@@qingpetcher667 :o I went to school in CA. If we didn’t go to the same school, then I’m surprised that there are multiple kids out there who wanted to start a black market
6:27 Wilbur resurrects the king 7:38 The Prophet 8:32 "Listen, as your deity, I demand you stop building out of dirt" 8:50 The Prophet makes Profit 9:37 "i don't wish to associate with the ground plebs" 11:02 "no one told me god is a stressful job" 11:49 "come to hospital for drugs" 12:09 Wilbur commits murder (School Master) 13:35 Crab Religion (and the commandments) 14:29 E 15:42 Wilbur commits murder again (E guy) 16:15 Wilbur's arrest warrant 16:27 Fountain of Death 17:21 Visiting the Prison 18:20 Wilbur commits murder a third time (hospital staff is lacking) 19:00 "Bless me" 19:09 scool 19:36 Zoo 20:08 Better Zoo 21:04 Lava Scare 22:21 Once again, Wilbur commits murder (firefighter) 23:18 Hospital Promotions and Demotions 24:24 Wilbur "saves" the farms 25:45 Dirty Crime Boy 26:11 And another Murder (Crime disciple) 27:57 the big boom
As Kings rise to power, so shall they fall into tyranny. The brooding lure of the cursed unbreakable rock is daunting and unrelenting on ones psyche. For once the King saw this benevolent curse, wrought and stricken with a mere fraction of the madness the diety known only as God: His truest self was soon locked away, and his body made to be nothing but a puppet to the Stones of Vexes. Shortly thereafter, the Kings soul had been tainted and corrupted beyond ascension. The Vexed stone bestows an iron will to reign terror, that hath remained steadfast through the burning passage of the divide between the Kings humanity and the abyss. Brandishing his blade forged from the strongest and finest materials fit for a king and able to slay dragons in one hand, and the accursed will to bring down the wrath of God in the other. The now Hollowed King sought to end what he had fought so hard to protect and care for.
I remember exactly when I watched this... Its uncanny to think how long has passed when it feels just like yesterday. Truly a shame what has become of the end of my childhood.
@@jordanfry5138 Schlatt would appear good at first but then be revealed to be corrupt and Wilbur, the sneaky crime boy, can't accept that authority. Because if everything is already bad, how can he expect to make noticable an impact?
The way Wilbur says that he's been waiting to make that joke after he sneezed makes me think that the whole stream and before that he was just like "Damn, I hope I sneeze during this stream so I can say bless me because I'm playing god."
imagine going into a horrible car accident, everything hurts.. but suddenly it all fades to white.. the choir of heaven begins to sing.. and then suddenly.. 18:47 "HI SORRY ABOUT THAT."
I like how miracles are just 'when god makes a mistake'. "Oh shit... You weren't supposed to die... Uh... HE'S ALIVE AGAIN, JUST LIKE NEW, NOTHING HAPPENED."
Same! Honestly the farmers as characters are underrated and i think the police were the true villains of pretty much every arc but the "i'm a dirty crime boy" arc
4:43 till 4:44 his laugh seems to be everything to be honest, yes i'm here from 2021, I've been here sense 2019 so yeah. Also I need this clip for edits-
And Moses said upon them: "The Lord hath given me the commandments of his peoples". And thus he spoke them to the Israelites and the first was 1. Hospital.
G: Hahaaha! Look at this beauty I have started. A: God, what the hell have you done this time? G: Just look at it it's amazing. A: Are you drunk again? G: I am NEVER drunk. A: I'll call the therapist...
I heard there was a special place... Where men could go and emancipate... The brutality and tyranny of their rulers... Well this place was real you needn’t fret... With Wilbur Tommy Tubbo fuck Eret... It’s a very big and a little bit blown up Lmanburg... My Lmanburg... My Lmanburg... My Lmanburg... My Lmanburg...
@@halowo2411 I heard there was a special place, where men could go an emancipate, the brutality and the tyranny of their rulers, well this place was real and now it’s gone, TECHNO AND DREAM PLANTED A BOMB, it’s a very big and definitely blown up lmanburg... bye lmanburg.... bye lmanburg.... bye lmanburg... bye lmanburg
Hey, silence at the end is due to a copyright issue. Muted the track 👍
rip
God cannot be silenced
First
I love u
my school goes on
"I'm a brilliant leader"
He says as he leaves a meteor of bedrock on top of the crops
He did go back later and removed it when people asked. But the best part was how they were yelling at him for ruining the farm when the water would have just flowed into the source blocks and not really ruin anything
the farm caused the most death tho besides the MOAB at the end there
Why did I read it as corps...
@@diblyn871 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕘𝕠𝕕 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕟'𝕥 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕞𝕖
Aperture
_”If they die they just respawn, surely!”_
*slowly smiles*
"Hardcore Mode is on"
Dude, Wilbur's smile is scary...
Wilbur is mostly wholesome and funny but DAMN HE CAN BE SCARY!
He like the grinch
@@user-ti7pi9zf8o no
Wilbur: “You need to vote for leadership”
Also Wilbur: Appoints a king
Jotaro Kujo failed democracy
R/therewasanattempt to do democracy right
Lol Lol r/ihavereddit except you probably don’t
Jotaro Kujo Demorcracy at its finest
@@nylo5186 r/nor/linksoutsideofredditdumbo
"Do you want day?"
Most of chat: "Yes, please give us day king."
This one single guy: " *WE'RE DYING* "
Where the heck are your likes
Lol
F
"I don't wish to associate with the ground plebs" I love her LMFAO and I love how happy and satisfied Wilbur looked at the end of that.
she rather be a ceiling pleb
well she didnt die and her land survived so whos the real pleb?
@@AlexDaNoobyDog that is true
That's not very floor gang of you
I ship it
I love it how the farmers are responsible for everyone's death
Ikr
Agriculture was humanity's greatest mistake
Anprim gang.
Watch the documentary called out of shadows if you want you're life changed.
Type in outofshadows
Just like real life
Wilbur: makes an actually functioning society
Also WIlbur: DIRTY CRIME BOY TIME
Sorry accidentally disliked
@@ramennoodle4350 then un-dislike
@@ramennoodle4350 then fuck yo-
*SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS A CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER*
Oh, k
hes been a dirty crime boy for quite a while now
_I T W A S N E V E R M E A N T T O B E -_
Wilbur: their gonna have to pick a leader themselves
Also Wilbur: elects a random guy as king
Idea Checklist:
✓ Two UA-camrs,
• ...one GOD and one DEVIL.
• GOD is only allowed in the overworld.
• DEVIL is only allowed in the nether.
• Bad people are banished to HELL (the nether)
Red vs Blue (nether people vs overworld people)
Edit: Another idea:
• There could be a player called DEATH, whose job is to send people to where they belong. In this case it might be more interesting/entertaining to see Wilbur play as death and have others be nominated to be GOD and DEVIL.
A separate idea (which might be better for it's own plugin):
• World with *Multiple* GODs (played by the players), GODs gain power from people FOLLOWING them.
• One GOD for each wool colour (or any alternative block).
• Which wool colour is the best.
I second this.
I third this.
I fourth this. would be even better with 1.16
I fifth this &
God - Wilbur
Devil - Jschlatt
Devious idea! I love it!
Willbur accidentally killing people is a big mood i love, he just stares silently, i love it
So you like cold murder in a warm environment?
@@ohmfg That's evil man.
I like seeing sadness in people’s eyes :)
Same
He gives some seconds to respect them
I knew shit was about to hit the fan when a smug Wilbur uttered the words “But chat, I’m also the dirty crime boy.”
tiff here, I replied to you so you can finally see how many likes you have.
I Love You Woah, thanks for letting me know :)
nice profile pic
“If you die, you’re gone.”
Yes Wilbur, that’s how death works.
lol true😂!
Your not funny
@@technobladeneverdies8570 TECNOBLADE WAS 2022 GET OVER IT
no it's not
@@madeleinemusgrave5578 omg no way you just said that
I feel like this is legitimately the 5 stages of being God, brought to you by Wilbur Soot
1) Eager and Inventive
2) Upset that things aren't going your way
3) Guide people towards the way you want things to be
4) realize it's best to take a backseat most of the time, let the humans be humans, after all, who woulda guessed being god would be so stressful?
5) Go full hands-off, let it be as it is, until you destroy the whole place in a blaze of glory
6) Rinse and repeat
in real life that sould be like :
1)Creating the humain
2)See how stupid there are
3)Let Jesus come on earth
4)the 2 world war
5)2020
Fake Skyler 2016 is the first stage and 2020 is the 5 stage, let's be honest
Edit: just realized someone said the something basically
Do you want to change you're life?
Watch the documentary called out of shadows. Type in outofshadows
DMs be like
Chapter 1:
Here describes the tale of a brand new civilization. Modernized and pixelized to escape the covid damnation. Run by the deity named Wilbur, who presides over the land with his heavenly face. Bestowing 6 commandments upon the world so brand new, so the first wave of people would know what to do. He instructed a hospital, a police system, and education from a school. The need for farm, housing, and leadership too. As the first people spawned in, unbeknownst to their roles, he congregated them and provided them goals.
Then, like ants amongst a colony, the disciples spread out. As they got to work, a foundation of dirt began to sprout. As he quickly realized, the world needed one thing. Someone to lead them, perhaps the first king. The selected "Whatshamidt" was bestowed upon the role. And after rebirth, his effects began to toll. The masses worshipped him, his shining armor ever blue. But alas, a problem. One oh so overdue. Ghostly creatures flew through the sky. The shimmering darkness almost unseen to the eye. The deity then realized what had to be done. Using all his godly powers, he conjured up the sun. After expending his power, he came across a realization. After fending the dark hour, saving his nation. He realized that he couldn't do this work alone. He needed a prophet, who didn't hold the throne. A worthy subject, none as Lukito976 was. He towered on a cross, looking from above. In the midst of the creation, by nature Lukito976 organized. Devout to no religion, for he had yet to be patronized The deity chose him, gave him food and fish. He gave him some saplings, all to disperse as he wished. A true disciple he was, even tempted to barter, which garnered anger from the deity, for Lukito976 could have been martyred. He taught him the right path and set him off once again. And he would have no more issues, until the very end. Off into the distance, the deity spots something not envisioned in his head. A building in the sky, formed by macyminion10. She was above all the groundlings, in her terms and literally, of course. And the deity didn't mind, he dealt out no force. He then went on to admire the land. Trees sprouting everywhere, all by Lukito's hand. And then he saw it. The E. The first sproutings of the soon to be problematic insurgence. What will the future behold for this contemporary society? Will it be brought to ruins or will it thrive into the next Rome? Will it be torn down by disruptions or flourish into a befitting home, for the god himself.
(I can continue but I'm lazy and also wanna see how many likes this first chapter gets so that I can make a Chapter two!) ((also I can't think of a title for this))
How about God's Greatest Sin?
The Rise and Fall of the Soot Empire
-and then he saw it. The E. The first sproutings of the soon to be problematic insurgence. Wilbur knew what had to be done, but it'll be something that can't be undone. For those who defied deserves to be denied. In the promised land that Wilbur supplied. He ate his banana and set his emotions aside. For all he knew that he was belied. A few seconds later, a sun has been born. To scorn all of those that became his thorns. It shone really bright much to Wilbur's delight. And one thing's for sure,
Everyone fucking died.
Make a book of this
The Rise and Fall of Newfoundland (smpearth reference)
"I don't wish to associate with the ground plebs"
well she didn't die and her land survived so...
She actually knew what would happen
"Extreme Preppers"
@
SHE HAD A PROPHECY
which came true. Strange, I thought prophets made prophecy’s. Not skyblockers.
"Oh, this is gorgeous!"
*fountain of death*
"Right next to the f***ing hospital as well!"
😂
the people in the sky island just like 😐
Oh god, it's a cinematic masterpiece.
There's the introduction of the land and characters,
the development with the king, the headworkers and the prophet,
We lost some valuable lives,
we had rebirth,
then the villain Crime Boi is introduced,
and the epic final battle with the king and the police fighting against the dirty crime boi.
Not to mention the plot twist in the ending. The fricking banana gave me chills!
Wilbur is a great movie director.
Seek's Animations and Stuff oh my god it does have a plot xD
ive already watched it 2 times
I'm still disappointed he named them "Commandments" and not "The will of Will"
I was thinking Soot-ciety
@A Ton Of Bricks On A Key
oh Soot I should’ve thought of that....
Maybe he Will do that next time
That would have so much better, his commandments weren't even really commandments.
I hope he does this next time
Wilbur: *puts the E guy in jail*
the one person in chat: "HOMOPHOBIA!"
What is that?
@@twilightfuntime6631 its when you no te gusta gay people
Oh ok
I read that as hompobaia
@@ianmass2000
Hompobaia new insult
....... watching this has told me exactly 3 things.
1. I now have some insight as to why the God of the Old Testament might be the way he is when it comes to Humanity.
2. Wilbur Soot should not be allowed any modicum of power whatsoever because he will not hesitate to abuse it for funsies.
3. I'm subscribing because that was the funniest thing I've ever seen.
wilbur adding crime to the world just when things were going really well so he wouldn't get bored is a prime example of what I like to call the sand castle instinct
This is going to enter my daily vernacular as soon as possible thank you this is brilliant
What exactly is the sand castle instinct?
@@Deadflower019 basically it’s causing chaos and destruction because your bored like how you make a sandcastle and then destroy it and repeat because your bored of the same sandcastle
I think at least 🤔
“Sometimes I think
Than I eat sand”
@@Silvergrove41 *yes*
I just love how flipping confused they are when you bring them onto the bedrock platform and they watch as you just swing your head around and air punch the ground. I just wanna know what they’re thinking
They probably follow the stream at the same time and listen to what he's saying
@@MartinaXDDD The stream is sometimes slightly delayed so they wouldn't know at the exact time
@@MartinaXDDD stream tends to be delayed by a good 10-30 seconds ahead of real time
@@csdrew22 press shift and talk into the microphone.
@@weirdcomicst.v.1927 okay im doing it. Where'd you want me pointing this flashlight?
It scares me everytime when he starts saying "Hardcore mode is on." And he just smiles with the music.
🙂🎵
I love Wilbur, his love for chaos resonates with me on a whole new level, he is who I want to be
This video reminded me of my 5th grade. In my class, everyone had jobs, houses, taxes, everything you would need in a society. We even had evictions (if someone couldn’t pay their rent, they would have to sit on the floor until they could pay it off).
So we had our jobs and some kids wanted some extra cash on the side.
So all of a sudden *BOOM* a secret black market the teacher didn’t know about sprouted. People would trade “contraband” aka food, for cash.
This went on for about a month until the teacher finally caught on and looked into it. At that point, people knew who was apart of the black market but not who started it.
My teacher held a bounty for the person who started the black market. I don’t remember what the price was, but it was high so people would snitch. I never personally took part in the shenanigans, but this bounty intrigued me.
My friend and I looked into it and found the kid responsible for starting the black market. I had known this kid for being a bit of a troublemaker, but not anything crazy like this. We got the reward and split the cash.
The kid didn’t get in too much trouble, but he was prosecuted and got his recess taken away for 2 days and had to pay a fine. The era of the black market of our fifth grade class was over.
I made this story sound much more dramatic than it really was but I thought it was pretty funny. The kid behind the black market was a pretty good kid who I’m still friends with today. He said that he was bored of the mundane life so he wanted to make some mischief. He honestly just wanted to make life in the classroom more interesting instead of us having the same old stuff the entire year. In middle school, all he really did was talk about his glory days of the black market (which everyone loved) and just started making communism jokes which is a whole other can of worms.
*WHEEZE*
Noice 😂👌🏼
Wait a minute the exact same thing happened in my school.. did we go to the same school?
@@qingpetcher667 :o I went to school in CA. If we didn’t go to the same school, then I’m surprised that there are multiple kids out there who wanted to start a black market
@@haleylightcake4844 :o we did go to the same school but imagine if multiple kids did start multiple black markets..
Wilbur: “You’re a firefighter, you need to be strong”
Also Wilbur: *doesnt give fire protection*
Logic
The whole civilization gone,
The Headmaster: oh no the school
The fact that "oh no the school" was in lowercase made it sound 10x more nonchalant then it should which made this hilarious.
6:27 Wilbur resurrects the king
7:38 The Prophet
8:32 "Listen, as your deity, I demand you stop building out of dirt"
8:50 The Prophet makes Profit
9:37 "i don't wish to associate with the ground plebs"
11:02 "no one told me god is a stressful job"
11:49 "come to hospital for drugs"
12:09 Wilbur commits murder (School Master)
13:35 Crab Religion (and the commandments)
14:29 E
15:42 Wilbur commits murder again (E guy)
16:15 Wilbur's arrest warrant
16:27 Fountain of Death
17:21 Visiting the Prison
18:20 Wilbur commits murder a third time (hospital staff is lacking)
19:00 "Bless me"
19:09 scool
19:36 Zoo
20:08 Better Zoo
21:04 Lava Scare
22:21 Once again, Wilbur commits murder (firefighter)
23:18 Hospital Promotions and Demotions
24:24 Wilbur "saves" the farms
25:45 Dirty Crime Boy
26:11 And another Murder (Crime disciple)
27:57 the big boom
The people living in the sky at the end: *They called me a madman!*
Facts
The two people that were in the sky: WHOS LAUGHING NOW
Also the two people in the sky: Yes, I was in the chess club
420 likes, I can't like
@@holo379 bruh xD
Wilbur: Destroys the civilization he himself build from ground up
Also him: *casually eats bananas*
28:43 chat: "I can't believe you've done this"
12:19 : God when Jesus was crucified probably.
You know, part of this comment now applies to L’Manberg as well.
Wilbur: no false idols
Gay guy : make a false idol
Wilbur: punish him
Wilbur chat : homophobia
You're from Brazil, right? :)
@@ShinHappu nah im from the moon
@@VolimRabar1007 oh hey how's the moon
(in james charles's voice) *this is so homophobic*
@@xi8264 don't bring James Charles here he's cringe
"I do not wish to associate with the ground plebs" made me laugh so hard oml
sAAAAme
ceiling gang
200th like. Satisfying 😂
Me too, and she totally had the right idea.
I feel ya
What we see: Wilbur destroying everyones hard work
What Minx sees: HEES ONTO ANOTHER FOOKIN BANANA
yeah, it do be like that
He does eat too many bananas tho.
“But Wilbur, how are you gonna control them, cause if they die they’re gonna respawn, surely. *maniacally grins” -Wilbur Soot
What if you
wanted to go to heaven
but god said:
"Chat I'm also the dirty crime boi"
Elijah Hanson I SAW THIS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID THAT !!
@@roj6895 SAAAME
H
King was a good pure hearted man. He was there for his people when they needed him the most.
...and then he killed them all
*Fallen kingdom starts to play*
I used to rule the world
And then one day god turned crime boy.
As Kings rise to power, so shall they fall into tyranny. The brooding lure of the cursed unbreakable rock is daunting and unrelenting on ones psyche. For once the King saw this benevolent curse, wrought and stricken with a mere fraction of the madness the diety known only as God: His truest self was soon locked away, and his body made to be nothing but a puppet to the Stones of Vexes. Shortly thereafter, the Kings soul had been tainted and corrupted beyond ascension. The Vexed stone bestows an iron will to reign terror, that hath remained steadfast through the burning passage of the divide between the Kings humanity and the abyss. Brandishing his blade forged from the strongest and finest materials fit for a king and able to slay dragons in one hand, and the accursed will to bring down the wrath of God in the other. The now Hollowed King sought to end what he had fought so hard to protect and care for.
And god said to moses, "The first commandment shall be... hospital!"
I remember exactly when I watched this... Its uncanny to think how long has passed when it feels just like yesterday. Truly a shame what has become of the end of my childhood.
?
22:57 I love how the king just says "stop killing my people, that's my job."
Haha
Haha
Haha funny funny
“I’m a dirty crime boy... I’ve been a dirty crime boy for a while” instant sub
wAiT yOu wErEnT sUbBeD bEfOre?
RandomAnimals LMAO How dare I not have been subbed by default!
xD
@@randomanimals3422 I mean atleast they fixed their mistake
I really want “Shoulder Admin Challenge” to be a thing, where two admins attempt to get a bunch of players to be “good” or “evil”.
@Saira Which one do you think would be good?
Honestly this sounds interesting
@@jordanfry5138 Schlatt would appear good at first but then be revealed to be corrupt and Wilbur, the sneaky crime boy, can't accept that authority. Because if everything is already bad, how can he expect to make noticable an impact?
Power Spirit
Ah, so Neutral Evil vs Chaotic Evil?
@@asbestosfish_ More of false saint and a newly-realized anti-hero.
Wilbur: *eats banana*
Wilbur: *Becomes alpha*
Wilbur: Now I can TRULY rule the- oh.
God: *accidentally killed someone*
Also god: it's rebirth time
they survived the gulag
The plot of every Isekai Anime
12:11
Nice profilepicture
Your Profile Pic is umm...................
Let's just say its *interesting*
Alternative title: story of L'manberg, created by him and destroyed by him.
L’manburg in a nutshell
@@bloodgod7484 literally
The earth started like this and will end like this
Yep
YEAHHH POGGGG
I like how hes talking to people without communication theyre probably so confused when he punches them and gives them free items
most would have his stream open and listen to him haha
@@moonyybread1 there's still delay so they'd be at least confused for a bit
@@walledsand true
he’s in ur bed and THEY’RE IN THE TWITCH CHAT
Do da do do da noo na noo noo
@@teatalks3426 beautiful
I can’t believe Wilbur knows about Egyptian lore I mean RA it’s just amazing 7:25
The way Wilbur says that he's been waiting to make that joke after he sneezed makes me think that the whole stream and before that he was just like "Damn, I hope I sneeze during this stream so I can say bless me because I'm playing god."
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
imagine going into a horrible car accident, everything hurts.. but suddenly it all fades to white.. the choir of heaven begins to sing.. and then suddenly..
18:47 "HI SORRY ABOUT THAT."
*Country Roads~*
*take me home*
@@larrystarchief9511 to the place
I beloooooong
West Virginia
Wilbur: They will elect a leader
10 seconds later
Wilbur: You are king now
18:52 She be like: I just want my things back...
“This is homely”
*Person strolls in with an iron sword and starts murdering people*
Technoblade with diamond sword: i am 4 parallel universes ahead of you
Stone*
Insert childish Gambino this is America
I like how miracles are just 'when god makes a mistake'.
"Oh shit... You weren't supposed to die... Uh... HE'S ALIVE AGAIN, JUST LIKE NEW, NOTHING HAPPENED."
I like to imagine that's how people are brought back to life
That explains Jesus
Why is there only 3 comments on here-
"Chin up, your crown is falling" is such a raw line
AHHH, THE UWU KIDD
Brother..?
@@UwU-qe8zf :0 SIBLING
@UWU I havnt seen u in so long how are you?:D
@@UwU-qe8zf eyo I'm good! Hbu? :D
Wilbur: Smiles when place is getting destroyed
Wilbur fans:Isn’t that copyrighted?
Wilbur:”If you die, you’re gone”
Also Wilbur: *BRINGS BACK KING*
"Being god is so stressful"
Actual God: Thou understandest.
You said that so perfectly
I'm deaddd
Are you Steven Kujo or Jotaro Universe?
Who says god speaks english?
..wait a lot of people say that.
God talks like Shakespeare confirmed
27:46 *L'Manburg vibes intensify*
25:48 "But chat, I'm also the dirty crime boi."
[he says, with the sweetest smile to grace our earth]
Right when I clicked n this number a add popped up-
Wilbur sure does have a habit of destroying the civilisations he builds doesn't he?
*fucking crys*
L'manburg flashbacks
**Crys**
everybody does
He blew up a nation
"Yes, exactly, go and rejoice in the-" _hs13 falls to death_
"oh."
Rebirth time!
Killua profile pic spotted hehe
25:40 Wilbur,your villain arc is showing.
*Entirety of society explodes*
29:06 “WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SCHOOL”
I saw that too lol
well thats how society goes i guess XD
Can someone pls help me I don’t know this part of the video 0:44 and 0:47
29:14 “MY SCHOOL”
HE JUST ATE ANOTHER FOCKING BANANA
By the end of this? Specifically during the crime arc of this amazing show. I felt invested in the king and the action that was going on. 10/10
Same! Honestly the farmers as characters are underrated and i think the police were the true villains of pretty much every arc but the "i'm a dirty crime boy" arc
This thing... had fucking ARCS, holy shit
Wilburs creepy smile is nightmare fuel, it's some creepy shit
He's a psychopath I LOVE IT!!
I dont like smiling aizawa-
His psychopathy is only noticable after he does something chaotic. I crave his chaos. Creepy is another form chaos.
Says mr aiazawa 😒
@@shewolfblacklink1062 down bad
I like how Wilbur creates something he loves then just blows it all up. The ending was literally L’mamburg all over 😂
“I’m the Sun God.” Wilbur radiates Apollo energy and now i know why
when wilbur called himself Ra i was like: "nah fam you're apollo"
He really does-
Bro he so does haha
omg he does
apollo was also the god of music... and wilbur is a musician... it's all adding up
_"No one told me God is such a stressful job"_
_- God_
ha, 420th like, funny number
@@Alyssa-qr4xf haha funny keanu reeves big chungus wholesome 100 moment haha reddit moment funny farts haha!!!! 😂😂😂😂
Wow Wilbur had just said that when I read your comment
@@iSomeDood W T F? ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
@@hoon6131 2010 be like
Wilbur’s neighbors: *chilling*
Wilbur: “I will be your deity”
Wilbur’s neighbors: “ o h g o d n o t a g a i n”
What do you think their opinion on life is?
What- with Wilbur screaming all the time-
Ha ha ha that is so funny
Lol I almost died reading this comment
@@skwidd6005 faker you don’t have the check mark
Pov your are the neighboor
4:43 till 4:44 his laugh seems to be everything to be honest, yes i'm here from 2021, I've been here sense 2019 so yeah.
Also I need this clip for edits-
And Moses said upon them: "The Lord hath given me the commandments of his peoples". And thus he spoke them to the Israelites and the first was
1. Hospital.
lMaO
"You guys don't even use soap? No wonder so many are sick! LET THE HOSPITALS BE BUILT!"
-Moses, most definitely
Lmfao
did moses have a lisp or wtf does hath mean
chewy that’s the kind of pronunciation in old things I think. Like in the Bible.
wilbur: “they all want to be police.. a lot of people must want order”
oh wilbur no
“No justice no peace” ☝️🤓
They immediately became corrupt too lmao
Takeyo Manzu that’s police for you they’re corrupt as hell
Kaz The Terrible Commenter if you want specification Indian police
Kaz The Terrible Commenter lots of them are racists
He’s basically speed running america
HE ISSSSS
Congratulations your fucking correct
@@WesternManor yay
There's free healthcare so no
@@furretman3741 ah, makes sense
12:11 this reminds me of all Wilbur’s pets in the one block a minute challenge
Edit: 13:16 *milo*
Pretty sure his editor's job is to just
1. Zoom in
2. WHO DID THIS
3. Increase Wiblur's ego
Edit: Yes, Wiblur
Edit: YES, WIBLUR
Elodie is extremely tortured
Lol yeah
Wiblur
Wiblur
Wiblur
Welcome to another episode of “Wilbur pretends to be a God while he’s a dirty crime boy”
YOU
time to squirrel
I can't believe he pretended to be me.
God I though u were fake , GIMME POWERS
God hi NOOB
I just imagine god bringing back jesus because he accidentally killed him.
oops lemme just revive you
I- ppPPPFT
😂
TRUE LMAO
Sorry jesus, let me just type this command real quick
These videos will always be iconic. I wish I knew of them when they first came out but I love these types of Wilbur videos
"Why did you run around killing people and placing bedrock?"
"God told me to."
seems legit.
G: Hahaaha! Look at this beauty I have started.
A: God, what the hell have you done this time?
G: Just look at it it's amazing.
A: Are you drunk again?
G: I am NEVER drunk.
A: I'll call the therapist...
I am the chosen one
Johnny: *JESUS TOLD ME TO KILL THE PRESIDENT*
I’d make a 9/11 joke, but I don’t think people would approve
Now I understand why God just couldn’t be bothered to interact with humans
Wilbur: “i’m a good god”
innocent people he killed:
A small price to pay for salvation
BLOP
@@aidenconway9087 no poor blop :(
@@AlmightyLoaf indeed
I was one of them
The smile slowly spreading across wilbur's face as he watches a civilization is scary
He does has a soft spot for TNT doesn't he?
Alternative title: Wilbur's slow descent into madness, illustrated by Minecraft
He went from god to Satan real quick
That title could apply to any of Wilbur's Minecraft videos.
You have seen the skyblock randomizer right
"I'm making holy water"
"How is that holy water?"
"I'm boiling the h3ll out of it"
See I really want to like, but I am not gonna be the one responsible for changing it from 69 to 70
Who freaking dared to change it
For some reason I just imagine Wilbur saying that to Niki XD
I liked this comment but it turned into 666 likes, someone fix it
@@uhoh8767 um do you see what I’ve created for the likes
The people: Nooo you can't just create a well thriving society to just destroy it at some point!
Wilbur: Haha explosion go boom
God: Hold my beer
the edit be like
God: Hold my Red Bull
Teachers : for doing very good work you get a gold star
Wilbur : for being good to society you get a diamond
We must all follow Wilbur’s 6 commandments. Because if you don’t follow them, things can really go downhill for your life.
Zeytrixx that’s if they’re still alive
Please help me reach 1000 subscribers
Don’t forget the 7th
@@prime89t bro if i click on your prof pic i see how you are spamminf this trash won't subscibe
@@BlizzHere I tried to grow organically on youtube.After three years of trying my best this is the single thing I can do.
Everybody gangsta until god says: “I’m a dirty crime boy"
Damn
Everybody gangster Until this, did not exist
I am the 420th like
Everybody gangsta till god says "p o o"
LOL YES
“What is this? This is looking like a false idol.”
“E”
“That’s too much for me.” (Sends to jail)
@@channelmoved2014 lol
that’s too much for m.
28:40 I loved how he checked his watch he has on his wrist
Just imagine that’s how god chose who is chosen. Gives them stuff then pushes them out of heaven.
So Bob Ross was given happiness and paint
@@ssstupidstuff5522 that's wholesome ngl
That's funny
I was given anxiety and need for love. Not a good deal 😂
"Jesus69 fell from a high place"
Now I know how he played his villain arc so well...
He's just a straight up psychopath.
Yea- I thinks he is proud of it aswell.
This was the prototype for l'manberg
if you arent able to tell that from any of the other 100 player vids YOUR the psychopath
@@acktack3578 Lol
Wilbur: blows up an entire town
Also Wilbur: eats a banana
God: give them a well balanced society where everyone gets along fairly well
Also god: hehe nuke go boom
So heaven is actually where the prisoners are punished?
We live in a society.
Gyro Fox oink
Oh god...
Me seeing the destruction: my lmanburg my lmanburg
I can’t like cuz it’s at 69 so ima reply
My l'manburg...my l'manburg.. my l'manburg
Not me singing immediately 😭😭✋
I heard there was a special place... Where men could go and emancipate... The brutality and tyranny of their rulers... Well this place was real you needn’t fret... With Wilbur Tommy Tubbo fuck Eret... It’s a very big and a little bit blown up Lmanburg... My Lmanburg... My Lmanburg... My Lmanburg... My Lmanburg...
@@halowo2411 I heard there was a special place, where men could go an emancipate, the brutality and the tyranny of their rulers, well this place was real and now it’s gone, TECHNO AND DREAM PLANTED A BOMB, it’s a very big and definitely blown up lmanburg... bye lmanburg.... bye lmanburg.... bye lmanburg... bye lmanburg
I’m rewatching this for the 10th time in 2022 and it never ceases to be one of my favorite UA-cam videos
"You know, I was god once"
"Yes, I saw. you were doing well until everyone died."
Bender
I love that episode of futurama
do you see wilbur smiling after blowing up everything? yeah. thats foreshadowing
BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
*oh.*
No thats just wilbur’s personality
@@cr_b4by17 but it is also foreshadowing something that happened in the future
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH