they realized that most people were watching on UA-cam when the videos were posted here before. After taking them down to boost spotify numbers they saw that spotify wasn't doing any better, so for the sake of Distractable they made it more accessible again. 👍🏻
1:05:21 I was just listening to the podcast as I play a game and I start to hear the Unus Annus theme in the background. My mind just filled with those memories 😔 Memento Mori.
Mark saying no to all of these proves just how much he doesn't care about money. Moreover, how much money he must already make that a million wouldn't really matter. Personally, I'd do all of these simultaneously for a couple thousand.
Lol I love this.. "SOOOO not only are you going to be gaslighting your friend, but also just fuck around and have a good time... oh yeah AND you win today" Lol. Rough day. :P
Nah man it's the temperature of the water bro people don't realize that it takes a while for the hot water actually and get to the faucet when you turn it on it's the same in the dishwasher if you let your hot water run for a minute before you turn your dishwasher on it'll work way better no matter the soap
So if you're putting cold water in there even if the dishwasher has a heating element it's still not going to heat up enough compared to if you let your hot water run for a minute before turn the dishwasher on
6:00 Re the dishwasher conversation, the correct way to use a dishwasher is to run your hot water from the sink first, then run your dishwasher with soap in the prewash. Technology Connections has a few videos dedicated to this whole topic that are really informative and useful. I will say, I had a basic, cheap dishwasher at my previous apartment, and I ran it with dirty dishes all the time in there (food scraped off; I only did light rinsing if it had eggs or cheese or something caked on). Used powder or liquid detergent for both pre-wash and main wash, and the dishes always came out clean.
I came here to the comments to say that I mean it's simple the water doesn't come out hot when you turn the faucet on right away why would it instantly come out hot in the dishwasher 😂😂
I'm catching up on the episodes but I had to poke my head into the comments to see if anyone had the same idea. I don't even miss RoosterTeeth I miss the crew. Gav on the SlowMoGuys isn't Gav with Michael or Geoff.
I would take the 1M for 'kissing someone then getting beat up by a kid', because I haven't kissed anyone in MANY years, and foresee zero opportunities.
34:45 I'm with Wade and Mark on this. I've never met my biological parents and I would love to know who I came from and look more like but I don't want to see ALL the physical traits I inherited! 😂😂 Especially every year for the rest of my life!
Technology Connections did a practical, two part, series on Dishwashers. if YOU USE the dishwasher correctly, how filthy the dishes are doesnt matter. problem is, basically no one actually uses dishwashers CORRECTLY (and no, i dont mean "basically doing 2/3rds of the cleaning process, why do you even have a dishwasher?" gotta clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.)
25:25 Also, regarding the whole light bulb topic, the wattage of a modern bulb doesn't translate to how much heat it generates (at least, not anymore). It merely is meant as an indicator of how much light it produces compared to an incandescent bulb of the listed wattage. Otherwise a 100W halogen bulb, 100W incandescent bulb, and 100W LED bulb would all have wildly different brightness levels since they have different levels of efficiency. So assuming it means "as bright as a 250W incandescent bulb", I would posit that has nothing to do with heat output. Especially if your dicklight is 100% efficient or close enough to it.
not saying he has it or anything, but as someone with OCD Wade's line of thinking with his dishwasher habits is very similar to my own obsessive thoughts 💀 just didn't expect to hear that because I don't see people relate often (even if it's not about dishes for me)
My fault combination in a Million dollars but is “Million Dollars but … you have call a random person a Cunt without Explanation … everytime you see a person on Crutches. “ I know it’s awful but it was one of the funniest combinations I have ever heard!!
First up I think Bob is not considering that one year your birthday angle could be a pov of your conception. Absolutely not. Also, Wade was just killing me at the end. LeT mE kNoW wHeN i CaN cOmE bAcK~
31:10 I thought of a weird addition to that question where what if you went back and saw that AND all your other selves from each birthday because it's just time travel.
Wrong. Mark had told Bob from the beginning that the coin flip was what determined the winner so he didn’t earn the win. He would have earned the win if he had won the coin flip in the beginning
@@s4ck80y619 I feel that can be easily interpreted as "don't be obvious dumb dumb" cause if someone knows the other person is trying to get you to say something, you're not gonna say it (like when Bob was heavily trying to get Wade to say "Blue"). Prompting someone to repeat what you say sounds like a perfectly reasonable strategy to me
So the misconception with dishes is your able to just start them in the dishwasher just whenever but in reality your dishwasher is connected to your hot water supply and if you think about it it takes your hot water a little bit of time to actually get hot when you turn your faucet on... So if you turn your hot water faucet on enough to where it gets hot before you turn your dishwasher on it will work better it's just most people don't think about that the water isn't hot right away in a dishwasher.
I am dying laughing at the 35 min mark bc could you imagine you get older and you start having memory problems or like full-blown Alzheimer’s, and not be able to remember anything every year that you get to see that who are these people?
The all of your blood scenario would be so cool if you donated blood. The first time they'd freak out, but like. You could donate SO much blood. Like save so many lives. And also it doesn't specify that it comes out fast. It could just be like. A long nosebleed. Like constantly dripping but not like spraying everywhere. That's not impossible to upkeep with bandages and stuff.
Mark did say it comes out like a pressure hose, so it wouldn't be just a slow drip. But I agree with the donating blood part, it would be _so_ much easier and less painful.
25:20 you know I would take it, get myself a special suitcase and then redo the shot of Pulp fiction with the suitcase opening for shits and giggles. Then do it to get some girls. Otherwise I'd just go ahead and make more money by becoming a literal human lampshade xD
THAT'S IT! Call this episode the "Distructables" Lol. Mark buddy, you just gave both of them some PTSD for like a month. :P AS ALL GOOD FRIENDS DO! Lol
I have a mental barrier similar to wade except i have to hand wash to where im happy and then dish wash them cause handwashed dishes have a certain smell i dont like so i always thought in my head that im cleaning the shit off the dishwashers sanitizing it cause our old one used to get HOT (The smell only ever happened at my parents house for reasons that shouldnt be vented in a comment section but now i dont have a dishwasher anymore because its older then fuckin me at my own house and my dishes dont smell like that)
I mean, I saw a story on Reddit where a guy confesses that he gets off by looking at the inside mechanical parts of printers…. So a dishwasher kink really doesn’t sound that weird to me anymore. Lol.
At the very minimum you should be changing them out once a month. There are videos online of people swabbing an old sponge and wiping the swab on a Petri dish to let the cultures develop and it’s genuinely disgusting. Sponges are a breeding ground for bacteria. Scrub brushes are a better alternative because they’re easy to clean and sanitize (you can throw it in the dishwasher)
32:45 Yeah I don't think it's only an American thing to be disgusted at the thought of your parents in THAT situation. It's natural to not want to imagine a close relative in THAT context, let alone witness it (didn't happen to me, thank god). I'm overall open-minded about THAT though I've never really had an open talk about it with my folks, but yeah no thank you I'd much rather believe a stork delivered me 😂🤮
Is hosing the dishes with force a mechanical force....? ALSO IT IS ROOSTER TEETH americans are not the only ones so bob would go on a (very traumatic) sponge-eating-spree the day he took the money (OMG he actually chose it) it's a lot of plastics mark would need a lot of blood for iron lung so he did a mistake bob was right mark would have wanted it, he just didn't know it yet i think mark should live a little and try picking fights with kids knowing hes gonna lose just for the fun of it
have a can box and let the hobos get their cans. it is so little money if they need it let them get it. you could make a decorative container to put your cans in and let people take them for free. where I live a whole dumpster of cans crushed with your feet and thrown in after only got me $11 so I say let them get their money.
Okay for the first question: Are you allowed to wear dresses your size? Because I would just live in dresses And the birthing a mini me one, like does that replace your period? If so absolutely because it seems like less work lmao
Okay I am going to give the Elmo a point so wade 1 point! @ 1:28 Wade 1 point for nearly flipping himself @2:30 Bob 1 point for narration of actions @2:40 Wade -1 point for bringing up that we ALMOST got his check book #'s @2:47 Also WADE (i know these are old and now releasing on youtube BUTTTT ) DISHWASHERS are one of the FEW appliances where people feel the more they spend the more they like the product even a year later! BOSCH is WORLD WIDE known as the BEST in dishwashers and even by appliance repair people BOSCH!! Also best features to look for include a METAL inside drum tub as it is much quite and last longer and can handle more without holding smells like plastic does. the game WOULD YOU FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS (after all taxes and fees) for 5 years wear shirts sweaters and jackets 3 sizes too small. Okay so I am a woman 3 sizes too small is A LOT smaller in women sizes than men sizes i feel but I am thinking of the NUMBER sizes and they are all saying Large, XLarge, XXsmall shirt, sweaters and jackets only tho.... what about Pjs shirt, tank tops and bras??? if bras are excluded I could wear a good coverage sports bra and I feel like mine would also just give way with the shirts so Id do it if I could have a good sports bra that is excluded. I see this as a job, 1 million / 5 =two hundred thousand so at that point if the clothes that tear and give are replaced for free (hell even if I gotta pay thrift stores and dumpster diving for shirts no one wants is worth it lol) I would do it!! but idk how much mark wade and bob make each year lol but I say Bob 1 point! For the rest of your life your dick glows all the time at the level of a 250 watt bulb (you would need sunglasses, normal house bulb is 45-60 watts) NO just no it is a premanate change and I am thinking even if I was with a guy like that just ... can you imagine the "on off" under the covers glowing XD also when they talk about YES IT GIVES OFF HEAT..... NNOOOOOOOO .. but then again free light and it would be so bright no one could tell you what your junk looked like so you could claim it's any size lol but then again of you ever had a issue no doctor could look at your issue there ..... and light isn't that expensive it is honestly all the other electronic things like motors and batteries and processing power... so free light isn't really saving anything.... NO big no for me but funny thoughts Bob 1 point for the rest of your life every-time you climax nothing comes out until an hour later. Yes, unless we are talking about me a women who uh .... i was called a "gusher" and it was said as a compliment but I still have heavy emabresment and then I got questions about like amount that comes out like I hear guy can climax in sleep but it isn't much of a ejaculate as when awake ... Imma assume it is just a delayed by one hour. eh you know what I could work with it and it isn't like our body's don't all already have their weird medical crap anyway at least I'd be able to own a decent home in a decent area for 1 mil Wade 1 point Bob 1 point Every year on your birthday the moment you turn (so the time you where born at so if you where born at 4 am at 4am on your birthday this would happen) whatever that age is, you get Warped back in time and you have to watch your parents conceive you from a different angle every year. I am going to say No UNLESS i can sleep through it and it not come to me as a dream I mean maybe I'd take it if it was a once a year dream I feel Id forget the dream... Id still have to say just no on this one Wade 1 point For the rest of your life whenever you see a kitchen sponge you eat it immediately So I am assuming it is like a curse that causes you to eat the sponge cause there is no way Id be able to eat it.... also ALL kitchen sponges like even new ones in the store oh okay mark says yes even the new ones in store... I don't know if I could risk that and what about if you see one on a ad or on TV will i CRAVE that sponge ... I mean 1 million untaxed is a lot and I could avoid sponges and order things for pick up and I have had a service dog before so I could just wear and eye cover and use a guide dog ehhh idk I am REALLY on the fence about this one. personally me and where i am financially I might take this still so long as it was like a curse that forced me to do it IMMEDIATELY like I don't want it taking an hour to eat it and the line says IMMEDIATELY so under a minute like and animal. okay Yes Wade 1 point You have to give birth once a month to a miniature version of yourself and it goes through its full life cycle in 2 days and then dies. No, okay screw the issue of the bodies I mean you could get to know a snake person who could use a mini person body every month or a medical research company but uhh the pregnancy and birthing part EVERY MONTH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!! I am a woman so what if I want a kid!! how would that work?? what about when I am like 90?? (Bob says Garbage first before Wade has ever said it 44:59 garbage and memorial at 46:25 BEFORE Wade!!! Wade does say adoption first for marks later rule lol) Wade 1 point Bob 1 point Every month for a year only you have to go out on a nice date with Hitler Yes, It says I have to go on a nice date not give him a nice date plus he was a leader of a nation and I am sure my poor lifestyle couldn't afford what he would call nice and I am assuming the date is covered by the cosmic being making these rules and my part of the deal is going on this nice date (and I am possible part of Hitlers punishment too). I would do it hell maybe even make some tiktok story about it and get people engaged for even more $$ or may try and learn German with him lol oh maybe even show him how the world views him LOL. I am also assuming since he is dead he magically is brought to life for this nice date and who knows maybe his hell is taking people on nice dates lol. or maybe those are his only nice moments and the reason it only last a year is so he can never again form long deep relationships. I am not assuming he is completely brought back to life. and the public view eh just get ahead of it by making tiktoks and being like "Should I go again?" like I just met this crazy guy lets see how crazy he is audience kinda deal. Bob 1 point Every time you cut yourself all of your blood comes out but you don't die Yes. assuming it is painless or no worse than a mild hangover or anemia I say mild as in not in the hospital for a day. I could get so much money for like participating in studies or raising money for my condition I could donate blood and plasma without worry. I al also kinda assuming harvest moon rules like once I am cut the day is over for me like I bleed out and pass out and just wake up the next day FINE and plus I would be like immune to death by like pysco murderers that like cut throats I would just wake up next day healed in my mind. but what if someone comes across me and THINKS i am dead due to no pulse due to no blood .... uhhhh I'd still do it Wade 1 point Bob 1 point. Every time you meet someone you have to hug them for 30 seconds I want to say yes but.... every time you meet someone... Oh they specify like FORMALLY meeting a new person so like every-time you introduce yourself to someone new YES Wade 1 point Every time you kiss someone you must pick a fight with a child and lose No cause I don't know how i'd pick a fight with a kid and I don't know how I'd loose ... like even winning is losing your FIGHTING A CHILD No too much trouble and FOREVER. Wade 1 point Bob 1 point. BOB wins by one point
If you don't clean the dishes before the dishwasher, those chunks can actually clog up and harm your dishwasher's durability. You don't need to like... clean clean them, just get any solids off it. That 2 seconds of water will save you a bunch of money later. >.>
Ok y'all, here's a theory, spotify just bent the knee to trump, and I'd imagine (just from their demographics) that mark bob and wade wouldnt support that. Take that with a grain of salt, but that's just my theory.
The pod cast isn't free you have to pay premium on Spotify to listen to it that's probably why people are say it isn't. I'm glad they are now on UA-cam tho because now I can delete Spotify
Sounds like Bob and Wade need to clean their dish washers. I bet you have a ton of disgusting stuff inside there that is preventing them from cleaning/ rinsing/ draining correctly.
Who hacked the Distractible Vault?! Videos are flooding in! All in time for Christmas.
Have you thought it may be on purpose?
@Kvngsoldierhave you thought they were making a joke
They didn’t renew there contract with Spotify, I don’t think it’s confirmed but it makes the most sense to me.
Well, Wade is basically tech incompetent, (love you Wade) so its either Bob or Mark, or maybe one of their editors.
they realized that most people were watching on UA-cam when the videos were posted here before. After taking them down to boost spotify numbers they saw that spotify wasn't doing any better, so for the sake of Distractable they made it more accessible again. 👍🏻
1:05:21
I was just listening to the podcast as I play a game and I start to hear the Unus Annus theme in the background. My mind just filled with those memories 😔
Memento Mori.
Good times
5:26 Wade struggling to say anthropomorphic is hilarious and I don’t know why
I love listening to these while I'm at work I'm just laughing hysterically while I'm working and people are just looking at me and I don't care 😅😅
Mark saying no to all of these proves just how much he doesn't care about money. Moreover, how much money he must already make that a million wouldn't really matter.
Personally, I'd do all of these simultaneously for a couple thousand.
Lol I love this.. "SOOOO not only are you going to be gaslighting your friend, but also just fuck around and have a good time... oh yeah AND you win today" Lol. Rough day. :P
1 million dollars to hug a new person for 30sec.
I get 1 million dollars to keep living my life as is? Deal!
All the power is in the dishwasher soap it works to break down food enzymes and actually works better if you just scrape but don't rinse
Nah man it's the temperature of the water bro people don't realize that it takes a while for the hot water actually and get to the faucet when you turn it on it's the same in the dishwasher if you let your hot water run for a minute before you turn your dishwasher on it'll work way better no matter the soap
So if you're putting cold water in there even if the dishwasher has a heating element it's still not going to heat up enough compared to if you let your hot water run for a minute before turn the dishwasher on
It's always help me with washing dishes in the dishwasher if you're skeptical wouldn't be that hard to try it
1:13:15 “leT Me kNOw wHeN i caN COmE bAck!” Fucking killed me
6:00 Re the dishwasher conversation, the correct way to use a dishwasher is to run your hot water from the sink first, then run your dishwasher with soap in the prewash. Technology Connections has a few videos dedicated to this whole topic that are really informative and useful. I will say, I had a basic, cheap dishwasher at my previous apartment, and I ran it with dirty dishes all the time in there (food scraped off; I only did light rinsing if it had eggs or cheese or something caked on). Used powder or liquid detergent for both pre-wash and main wash, and the dishes always came out clean.
I came here to the comments to say that I mean it's simple the water doesn't come out hot when you turn the faucet on right away why would it instantly come out hot in the dishwasher 😂😂
RIP RoosterTeeth
I came just to comment this
I'm catching up on the episodes but I had to poke my head into the comments to see if anyone had the same idea.
I don't even miss RoosterTeeth I miss the crew. Gav on the SlowMoGuys isn't Gav with Michael or Geoff.
35:17 'There's that face...they make!...That's how I like to remember them!' LOL
I would take the 1M for 'kissing someone then getting beat up by a kid', because I haven't kissed anyone in MANY years, and foresee zero opportunities.
as soon as I saw the coin in the thumbnail I knew something was gonna be unfair
I'm concerned for my safety when around Wade
i think wade is the one i'd be least concerned around, bob however
@@gummygal008but he's the nice one!
@@USMarshmallow he has this trickster aura about him
Finally the UA-cam people can see how unfair Distractible is towards Wade all the time
3:00 uuuh. Are we getting a new angry household appliance story soon? Like the fridge?
34:45 I'm with Wade and Mark on this. I've never met my biological parents and I would love to know who I came from and look more like but I don't want to see ALL the physical traits I inherited! 😂😂 Especially every year for the rest of my life!
Technology Connections did a practical, two part, series on Dishwashers.
if YOU USE the dishwasher correctly, how filthy the dishes are doesnt matter.
problem is, basically no one actually uses dishwashers CORRECTLY (and no, i dont mean "basically doing 2/3rds of the cleaning process, why do you even have a dishwasher?" gotta clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.)
I swear, Wade is the glue that holds this damn thing together.
I indeed did not realize this was free.
29:44 I almost died choking on my water when wade said that
25:25 Also, regarding the whole light bulb topic, the wattage of a modern bulb doesn't translate to how much heat it generates (at least, not anymore). It merely is meant as an indicator of how much light it produces compared to an incandescent bulb of the listed wattage. Otherwise a 100W halogen bulb, 100W incandescent bulb, and 100W LED bulb would all have wildly different brightness levels since they have different levels of efficiency. So assuming it means "as bright as a 250W incandescent bulb", I would posit that has nothing to do with heat output. Especially if your dicklight is 100% efficient or close enough to it.
not saying he has it or anything, but as someone with OCD Wade's line of thinking with his dishwasher habits is very similar to my own obsessive thoughts 💀 just didn't expect to hear that because I don't see people relate often (even if it's not about dishes for me)
16:14 I didn't know Bob was in what is essentially a shed in his yard. (Just a really nice one)
Thank you, Bob and Wade, I scrub all my dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. Dishwasher is for sanitization.
love how wade called dish soap acidic 💀
NO JOKE, my computer froze for a split second at 1:11:42, so I heard "Congratulations Bob! You win this GAAAAAAAAA-
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your neighbour Canada has one and two dollar coins 😂 a loonie and a toonie!
My fault combination in a Million dollars but is “Million Dollars but … you have call a random person a Cunt without Explanation … everytime you see a person on Crutches. “ I know it’s awful but it was one of the funniest combinations I have ever heard!!
where the hell is everybody
Spotify
Gone fishing 🎣
Watching every other episode that came out 5 days ago with over
Somewhere in Canada
Poopin
It doesn't matter how dirty my dishes are my dishwasher vaporizes everything even my dishwasher safe blender
First up I think Bob is not considering that one year your birthday angle could be a pov of your conception. Absolutely not.
Also, Wade was just killing me at the end. LeT mE kNoW wHeN i CaN cOmE bAcK~
All of these should have been for a billion
Don't drink water while listening, I learned it the hard way
Or while driving a car I also learned that the hard way
31:10 I thought of a weird addition to that question where what if you went back and saw that AND all your other selves from each birthday because it's just time travel.
You did not establish the rules, Mark. Wade is right, he earned the win fair and square.
at 42:53 mark tells wade - "without him knowing what you're trying to get him to say"
@s4ck80y619 that doesn't mean "don't say the word you're trying to make him say", it's just "don't let him know you're trying to make him say it"
Wrong. Mark had told Bob from the beginning that the coin flip was what determined the winner so he didn’t earn the win. He would have earned the win if he had won the coin flip in the beginning
this was never a fair and square game
@@s4ck80y619 I feel that can be easily interpreted as "don't be obvious dumb dumb" cause if someone knows the other person is trying to get you to say something, you're not gonna say it (like when Bob was heavily trying to get Wade to say "Blue"). Prompting someone to repeat what you say sounds like a perfectly reasonable strategy to me
0:46 Jarvis
It is,,,it is free haha
1:14:00 damn that is some good foreshadowing
So the misconception with dishes is your able to just start them in the dishwasher just whenever but in reality your dishwasher is connected to your hot water supply and if you think about it it takes your hot water a little bit of time to actually get hot when you turn your faucet on... So if you turn your hot water faucet on enough to where it gets hot before you turn your dishwasher on it will work better it's just most people don't think about that the water isn't hot right away in a dishwasher.
You could donate SO much blood
Notice how Markus called Robert and Wadelin guests? 😏
not one "sponge-bob" joke?!
Woohooo love these videos!!✨️❤️
Mark giving out points based on whether or not he'd do it is not fair lol, not after his interview saying he has an unfathomable amount of money
This is my favorite episode
Not the REDACTED music 😭😭😭
I am dying laughing at the 35 min mark bc could you imagine you get older and you start having memory problems or like full-blown Alzheimer’s, and not be able to remember anything every year that you get to see that who are these people?
i would do basically any of these
The all of your blood scenario would be so cool if you donated blood. The first time they'd freak out, but like. You could donate SO much blood. Like save so many lives. And also it doesn't specify that it comes out fast. It could just be like. A long nosebleed. Like constantly dripping but not like spraying everywhere. That's not impossible to upkeep with bandages and stuff.
Mark did say it comes out like a pressure hose, so it wouldn't be just a slow drip. But I agree with the donating blood part, it would be _so_ much easier and less painful.
mark did specify it comes out fast though
I thought similar to the birth every month, if you drugged it before it was aware you could donate so mane organs and save people's lives😊
The most fair episode. Winner was chosen by pure luck
25:20 you know I would take it, get myself a special suitcase and then redo the shot of Pulp fiction with the suitcase opening for shits and giggles. Then do it to get some girls. Otherwise I'd just go ahead and make more money by becoming a literal human lampshade xD
THAT'S IT! Call this episode the "Distructables" Lol. Mark buddy, you just gave both of them some PTSD for like a month. :P AS ALL GOOD FRIENDS DO! Lol
I have a mental barrier similar to wade except i have to hand wash to where im happy and then dish wash them cause handwashed dishes have a certain smell i dont like so i always thought in my head that im cleaning the shit off the dishwashers sanitizing it cause our old one used to get HOT
(The smell only ever happened at my parents house for reasons that shouldnt be vented in a comment section but now i dont have a dishwasher anymore because its older then fuckin me at my own house and my dishes dont smell like that)
I mean, I saw a story on Reddit where a guy confesses that he gets off by looking at the inside mechanical parts of printers…. So a dishwasher kink really doesn’t sound that weird to me anymore. Lol.
30:20 but would Mark do it so that he can see his Dad again despite being in such a precarious situation?
are you paying me a million dollars in episodes?! thats cheating!!! 😂😂 and smart and
If you've done pottery class, you would get to eat a whole lot of sponges and I uh... think that would not be worth it at all personally.
3:10 I wouldn't recommend my kid do that, it was a long night.
Has there been a test for how dirty or clean a sponge actually is? Is there an recommended on how often we should get a new sponge?
At the very minimum you should be changing them out once a month. There are videos online of people swabbing an old sponge and wiping the swab on a Petri dish to let the cultures develop and it’s genuinely disgusting. Sponges are a breeding ground for bacteria. Scrub brushes are a better alternative because they’re easy to clean and sanitize (you can throw it in the dishwasher)
I couldn't watch the episodes of the podcasts on spotify cus of region block
Bob records in a shed?
If its free why did i have to pay $30
I love me a good dishwasher 😉
32:45 Yeah I don't think it's only an American thing to be disgusted at the thought of your parents in THAT situation. It's natural to not want to imagine a close relative in THAT context, let alone witness it (didn't happen to me, thank god). I'm overall open-minded about THAT though I've never really had an open talk about it with my folks, but yeah no thank you I'd much rather believe a stork delivered me 😂🤮
Is hosing the dishes with force a mechanical force....?
ALSO IT IS ROOSTER TEETH
americans are not the only ones
so bob would go on a (very traumatic) sponge-eating-spree the day he took the money (OMG he actually chose it) it's a lot of plastics
mark would need a lot of blood for iron lung so he did a mistake bob was right mark would have wanted it, he just didn't know it yet
i think mark should live a little and try picking fights with kids knowing hes gonna lose just for the fun of it
So when will I be charged for this "free" episode? The usual $99.95?
34:14
have a can box and let the hobos get their cans. it is so little money if they need it let them get it. you could make a decorative container to put your cans in and let people take them for free. where I live a whole dumpster of cans crushed with your feet and thrown in after only got me $11 so I say let them get their money.
? dishwasher is powerwasher. If a dishwasher can't clean your dishes a powerwasher can't clean your house.
I enjoy the video, but most, if not all of these prompts, are from rooster teeth's million dollars but episodes
👍
Okay for the first question: Are you allowed to wear dresses your size? Because I would just live in dresses
And the birthing a mini me one, like does that replace your period? If so absolutely because it seems like less work lmao
I don’t think this.p game is made for someone with marks bank account
and i am not lazy and wash all the dishes by hand :D
also I don't care if you think that I am weird.
Okay I am going to give the Elmo a point so
wade 1 point! @ 1:28
Wade 1 point for nearly flipping himself @2:30
Bob 1 point for narration of actions @2:40
Wade -1 point for bringing up that we ALMOST got his check book #'s @2:47
Also WADE (i know these are old and now releasing on youtube BUTTTT )
DISHWASHERS are one of the FEW appliances where people feel the more they spend the more they like the product even a year later! BOSCH is WORLD WIDE known as the BEST in dishwashers and even by appliance repair people BOSCH!! Also best features to look for include a METAL inside drum tub as it is much quite and last longer and can handle more without holding smells like plastic does.
the game WOULD YOU FOR 1 MILLION DOLLARS (after all taxes and fees)
for 5 years wear shirts sweaters and jackets 3 sizes too small.
Okay so I am a woman 3 sizes too small is A LOT smaller in women sizes than men sizes i feel but I am thinking of the NUMBER sizes and they are all saying Large, XLarge, XXsmall shirt, sweaters and jackets only tho.... what about Pjs shirt, tank tops and bras??? if bras are excluded I could wear a good coverage sports bra and I feel like mine would also just give way with the shirts so Id do it if I could have a good sports bra that is excluded. I see this as a job, 1 million / 5 =two hundred thousand so at that point if the clothes that tear and give are replaced for free (hell even if I gotta pay thrift stores and dumpster diving for shirts no one wants is worth it lol) I would do it!! but idk how much mark wade and bob make each year lol but I say
Bob 1 point!
For the rest of your life your dick glows all the time at the level of a 250 watt bulb (you would need sunglasses, normal house bulb is 45-60 watts)
NO just no it is a premanate change and I am thinking even if I was with a guy like that just ... can you imagine the "on off" under the covers glowing XD also when they talk about YES IT GIVES OFF HEAT..... NNOOOOOOOO .. but then again free light and it would be so bright no one could tell you what your junk looked like so you could claim it's any size lol but then again of you ever had a issue no doctor could look at your issue there ..... and light isn't that expensive it is honestly all the other electronic things like motors and batteries and processing power... so free light isn't really saving anything.... NO big no for me but funny thoughts
Bob 1 point
for the rest of your life every-time you climax nothing comes out until an hour later.
Yes, unless we are talking about me a women who uh .... i was called a "gusher" and it was said as a compliment but I still have heavy emabresment and then I got questions about like amount that comes out like I hear guy can climax in sleep but it isn't much of a ejaculate as when awake ... Imma assume it is just a delayed by one hour. eh you know what I could work with it and it isn't like our body's don't all already have their weird medical crap anyway at least I'd be able to own a decent home in a decent area for 1 mil
Wade 1 point
Bob 1 point
Every year on your birthday the moment you turn (so the time you where born at so if you where born at 4 am at 4am on your birthday this would happen) whatever that age is, you get Warped back in time and you have to watch your parents conceive you from a different angle every year.
I am going to say No UNLESS i can sleep through it and it not come to me as a dream I mean maybe I'd take it if it was a once a year dream I feel Id forget the dream... Id still have to say just no on this one
Wade 1 point
For the rest of your life whenever you see a kitchen sponge you eat it immediately
So I am assuming it is like a curse that causes you to eat the sponge cause there is no way Id be able to eat it.... also ALL kitchen sponges like even new ones in the store oh okay mark says yes even the new ones in store... I don't know if I could risk that and what about if you see one on a ad or on TV will i CRAVE that sponge ... I mean 1 million untaxed is a lot and I could avoid sponges and order things for pick up and I have had a service dog before so I could just wear and eye cover and use a guide dog ehhh idk I am REALLY on the fence about this one. personally me and where i am financially I might take this still so long as it was like a curse that forced me to do it IMMEDIATELY like I don't want it taking an hour to eat it and the line says IMMEDIATELY so under a minute like and animal. okay Yes
Wade 1 point
You have to give birth once a month to a miniature version of yourself and it goes through its full life cycle in 2 days and then dies.
No, okay screw the issue of the bodies I mean you could get to know a snake person who could use a mini person body every month or a medical research company but uhh the pregnancy and birthing part EVERY MONTH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!! I am a woman so what if I want a kid!! how would that work?? what about when I am like 90??
(Bob says Garbage first before Wade has ever said it 44:59 garbage and memorial at 46:25 BEFORE Wade!!! Wade does say adoption first for marks later rule lol)
Wade 1 point
Bob 1 point
Every month for a year only you have to go out on a nice date with Hitler
Yes, It says I have to go on a nice date not give him a nice date plus he was a leader of a nation and I am sure my poor lifestyle couldn't afford what he would call nice and I am assuming the date is covered by the cosmic being making these rules and my part of the deal is going on this nice date (and I am possible part of Hitlers punishment too). I would do it hell maybe even make some tiktok story about it and get people engaged for even more $$ or may try and learn German with him lol oh maybe even show him how the world views him LOL. I am also assuming since he is dead he magically is brought to life for this nice date and who knows maybe his hell is taking people on nice dates lol. or maybe those are his only nice moments and the reason it only last a year is so he can never again form long deep relationships. I am not assuming he is completely brought back to life. and the public view eh just get ahead of it by making tiktoks and being like "Should I go again?" like I just met this crazy guy lets see how crazy he is audience kinda deal.
Bob 1 point
Every time you cut yourself all of your blood comes out but you don't die
Yes. assuming it is painless or no worse than a mild hangover or anemia I say mild as in not in the hospital for a day. I could get so much money for like participating in studies or raising money for my condition I could donate blood and plasma without worry. I al also kinda assuming harvest moon rules like once I am cut the day is over for me like I bleed out and pass out and just wake up the next day FINE and plus I would be like immune to death by like pysco murderers that like cut throats I would just wake up next day healed in my mind. but what if someone comes across me and THINKS i am dead due to no pulse due to no blood .... uhhhh I'd still do it
Wade 1 point
Bob 1 point.
Every time you meet someone you have to hug them for 30 seconds
I want to say yes but.... every time you meet someone... Oh they specify like FORMALLY meeting a new person so like every-time you introduce yourself to someone new YES
Wade 1 point
Every time you kiss someone you must pick a fight with a child and lose
No cause I don't know how i'd pick a fight with a kid and I don't know how I'd loose ... like even winning is losing your FIGHTING A CHILD No too much trouble and FOREVER.
Wade 1 point
Bob 1 point.
BOB wins by one point
I commend the effort put into this. I imagine you wrote this as you watched and its like your live reactions which is cool.
Holy shit, is this an essay or something?
hi
If you don't clean the dishes before the dishwasher, those chunks can actually clog up and harm your dishwasher's durability. You don't need to like... clean clean them, just get any solids off it. That 2 seconds of water will save you a bunch of money later. >.>
Ok y'all, here's a theory, spotify just bent the knee to trump, and I'd imagine (just from their demographics) that mark bob and wade wouldnt support that. Take that with a grain of salt, but that's just my theory.
How'd it bend the knee?
Did I miss something? They never said anything about our president
Where are the views?
The pod cast isn't free you have to pay premium on Spotify to listen to it that's probably why people are say it isn't. I'm glad they are now on UA-cam tho because now I can delete Spotify
I don't have premium and I've been listening to it for free for the last year+?
What? No, you certainly don't.
You don't need premium lol
The way I hate wade more with every podcast 😂
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relax
irregular reaction
Bruh 😭😭
Wade is my favorite host 😭
Sounds like Bob and Wade need to clean their dish washers. I bet you have a ton of disgusting stuff inside there that is preventing them from cleaning/ rinsing/ draining correctly.