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  • @sulijoo
    @sulijoo 2 дні тому +73

    When you put RED and ONE together it spells REDONE, which perfectly sums up modern Hollywood.

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 2 дні тому +2

      Pretty much. Hollywood has run outta ideas. How do you spend $200 million on this.

  • @Ancientreapers
    @Ancientreapers 2 дні тому +25

    6:35 So it's basically a $200 million budget direct to VHS movie.

  • @smallcd
    @smallcd 2 дні тому +37

    When I saw that Red One was written by Hiram Garcia (Dwayne Johnson's ex-Brother in Law), I was like, "Nope."

  • @RoverIAC
    @RoverIAC 2 дні тому +31

    South Park did it... Red Sleigh Down- season 6 episode 17 aired Dec 11 2002.

    • @RyuShinkuuHadoken
      @RyuShinkuuHadoken 2 дні тому

      I remember that one, I think Santa was captured in Irak or something like that.😂😂😂

  • @catherineginn3232
    @catherineginn3232 2 дні тому +29

    What I’m hearing is that I should stick with my plans of rewatching ELF, The Santa Clause, A Charlie Brown Christmas, and The Holdovers.

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 2 дні тому +1

      Classics you can't go wrong. Still maybe this might be worth a rental but not a ticket 🎫 in cinema. I only go to theaters for the good stuff.

    • @LadyDonegan
      @LadyDonegan 2 дні тому +1

      Violent night is really good with David Harbour. I think that’s what they try to do with red one is make it like that and they didn’t work for them.

    • @LadyDonegan
      @LadyDonegan 2 дні тому

      Violent night is really good with David Harbour. I think that’s what they try to do with red one is make it like that and they didn’t work for them.

    • @RoverIAC
      @RoverIAC 2 дні тому

      I've never seen "A Christmas Carol'. I hear that's good. It'll take your eye out. That will be this years movie.
      The only good thing coming up at the cinema is Die Hard 40th Anniversary rerelease.

  • @JohnMack-f3f
    @JohnMack-f3f 2 дні тому +18

    4:21 the villain is a witch. That’s modern Hollywood.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 2 дні тому +1

      If the villain isn’t a witch, the antihero or hero(ine) is a witch. Sometimes both are witches.

    • @lorentaylor9189
      @lorentaylor9189 День тому

      Partly - modern Hollywood requires that the witch be a lesbian as well (see Acolyte and Agatha All Along), but yes...

  • @haplo_
    @haplo_ 2 дні тому +27

    I don’t even want to sail the high seas for this one. And phuck Chris Evans for not having a backbone and handing the shield over to Black Falcon.

  • @Ancientreapers
    @Ancientreapers 2 дні тому +13

    2:10 "Wesley Kimmel is the nephew of Jimmy Kimmel. Wesley is the son of writer and director Jonathan Kimmel. Wesley appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! with Reese Witherspoon to discuss their movie Your Place or Mine"

  • @Omar-wq9dz
    @Omar-wq9dz 2 дні тому +19

    The last good Christmas movie we had was Klaus back in 2019, and JK Simmons voiced Santa in that

    • @sorenpx
      @sorenpx 2 дні тому

      I enjoyed 8-Bit Christmas (2021).

    • @ccateni28
      @ccateni28 2 дні тому +2

      Don't forget Violent Night

    • @marigoann2755
      @marigoann2755 2 дні тому +4

      Klaus and Violent Night, which didn't push Santa out of the story and seemed to have a cast that enjoyed their roles.

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 2 дні тому +1

      Classics. Simmons is a legend and deserve better material than this.

    • @tonyp7839
      @tonyp7839 2 дні тому +1

      And Fatman with Mel Gibson!

  • @darksidemachining
    @darksidemachining 2 дні тому +53

    Good video. Can’t stand Evans and the rest of those Marvel clowns who had that ridiculous cringe zoom call in favor of Harris. Will not be wasting time and money on this movie.

    • @thepoeticbutcher3370
      @thepoeticbutcher3370 2 дні тому +11

      …..The Rock is also a Sell-Out..

    • @DoomBowser64
      @DoomBowser64 2 дні тому +3

      This

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 2 дні тому +4

      Total cringe. That's why we must cancel all these elites and never support their movies.

    • @paulianhodgson
      @paulianhodgson 2 дні тому +2

      I have the same sentiment.

    • @BucketOfMarbles
      @BucketOfMarbles День тому +2

      Seriously. Looking at any of them feels like biting tin foil with a filling.

  • @Goldenspiderducck
    @Goldenspiderducck 2 дні тому +7

    Every trailer for this reminds me of The Night the Reindeer Died - the fake Christmas movie trailer starring Lee Majors from Scrooged.

    • @gokhanersan8561
      @gokhanersan8561 2 дні тому +1

      That was a cool trailer. Richard Donner’s work.

  • @markthomas9769
    @markthomas9769 2 дні тому +14

    Another Hollywood movie with a witch,
    so I guess everyone got the memo.

  • @willie_the_monkey_king
    @willie_the_monkey_king 2 дні тому +5

    I saw Red One last night. It was ok, but it looked too expensive. I found myself thinking, “that could be cut.” “That could be done more simply.”

  • @luckypaddy5583
    @luckypaddy5583 2 дні тому +6

    I enjoyed it. Not a masterpiece, but I found it entertaining.

  • @Clueless_Morgan
    @Clueless_Morgan 2 дні тому +29

    If Tim Allen ain't Santa... I ain't watching

  • @basedr1ver
    @basedr1ver 2 дні тому +5

    Santa Claus the Movie exists... Therefore we don't need Red One 😂

  • @kaosthecosmicreviewer1055
    @kaosthecosmicreviewer1055 2 дні тому +3

    J Jonah Jameson only became Santa clause just to find out exactly who that wall crawling menace truly is.

  • @ozrocker
    @ozrocker 2 дні тому +2

    If you told me this was a Netflix movie, I wouldn't have remembered it wasn't. It just has that streaming service movie vibe.

    • @anthonyml7
      @anthonyml7 2 дні тому +1

      Bingo, seems like a direct to stream type flick

  • @Doughboy1027
    @Doughboy1027 2 дні тому +6

    Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson ... Again.

  • @briandain8432
    @briandain8432 2 дні тому +13

    Did y'all see the Gun carrying Mel Gibson Santa? Walton Goggins hired to kill Santa... Can't remember the name, but it seems like a masterpiece compared to this.

    • @jezebelrose6897
      @jezebelrose6897 2 дні тому +1

      Fatman (2020)?

    • @tonyp7839
      @tonyp7839 2 дні тому

      Yes, Fatman. Excellent but definitely NOT family friendly!!

    • @LadyDonegan
      @LadyDonegan 2 дні тому

      The fat man

    • @terryg9250
      @terryg9250 2 дні тому +1

      It was "Fatman".

    • @briandain8432
      @briandain8432 2 дні тому

      @terryg9250 That's also the Name of a funny Gray Cat that I had who had a preference for dogs over his own kind.

  • @briandain8432
    @briandain8432 2 дні тому +4

    Just finished a new Starship for Cara Dune, the Only Good thing out of Diznee SterWerz, so her adventures Live on with Gina Fans now.

  • @karannegi7199
    @karannegi7199 2 дні тому

    Can't wait for the Snyder Cut of RED ONE. Going to be epic! Long live cinema!

  • @shinn7303
    @shinn7303 2 дні тому +4

    Red one and the cast is Blue one

  • @TheGreekdelight
    @TheGreekdelight 2 дні тому

    I freaking love you guys ❤ you are the best !

  • @ronwilliams9985
    @ronwilliams9985 2 дні тому +2

    Wesley Kimmel is in fact the Nephew of Jimmy Kimmel. Nepo baby. No surprise.

  • @anthonyrobertson4272
    @anthonyrobertson4272 2 дні тому +3

    J.K Simmons, Dwayne Johnson, Kiernan Shipka, sounds like a movie worth seeing for the cast. Even if it's bad I think it's sure to be entertaining. Shipka by the way is perhaps more recognized for her role as the titular character in Netflix's The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.

  • @jadedowdy91
    @jadedowdy91 День тому

    I don’t understand why so many people are knocking this movie. I just saw it last night and it is literally one of the best Christmas movies that I’ve seen in years! I loved it and it exceeded my expectations. It was so creative and engaging and the moral behind it was really good too.

  • @keyman6689
    @keyman6689 2 дні тому +1

    If this movie thinks it's dead serious, they missed the mark. They should play into the ridiculousness of it and have fun with it. And a witch? Come on. The only Christmas movie with a witch should be The Nightmare Before Christmas.

  • @JumpingJack6
    @JumpingJack6 2 дні тому +10

    Hollywood has lost all its storytelling skill.

  • @paulianhodgson
    @paulianhodgson 2 дні тому

    Reminds me of the Weird Al song “the night Santa went crazy” 😂

  • @tonyp7839
    @tonyp7839 2 дні тому +1

    I love the whining comments, "But guys, it's really good and you're wrong!" Obviously studio shills/simps.

  • @thelonegunmanRJM
    @thelonegunmanRJM 2 дні тому +2

    ugh… it has one of those movie posters where the actors aren’t aligned with their names…

  • @falguard
    @falguard 2 дні тому +1

    This feels like a parody movie featured in a far better Christmas movie from the 1980s or 1990s.

  • @boedmonds5514
    @boedmonds5514 2 дні тому +3

    I'm passing on this movie!

  • @ChadAV69
    @ChadAV69 День тому

    I just saw this and it is pretty bad but it isn’t as bad as all the reviews online are making it seem. It’s like one of those prime time Netflix movies that’s kind of decent because it’s on Netflix.

  • @claykirby20011
    @claykirby20011 День тому

    This is a movie for kids. All the 30 somethings complaining about it don't realize it's not for them.
    The movie rolls along at a good clip, all the characters have an arc ( however small) and all the kids in the screening I attended enjoyed it. Mission accomplished.

  • @moniqrupley6019
    @moniqrupley6019 День тому

    I am going to be watching Eight Crazy Nights and Hebrew Hammer. Will probably watch Die Hard, The Ref and a Christmas Story because it is on 24 hrs Christmas day. While I do the first night of Haunnaka cooking.

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley 2 дні тому +1

    Just remake Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Provide a $2 million budget and try for a cameo from Pia Zadora who was in the original as a child.
    Oh, BLOODY HECK! IMDb shows a version due in 2026! I can’t even crack a joke without being anticipated!

  • @spiktan
    @spiktan 15 годин тому

    Sounds like the perfect streaming movie to me

  • @MeïïsterP
    @MeïïsterP День тому

    Christmas movies should be released until week of thanksgiving and black friday, they should just rerelease A Christmas Story with that more recently made prequel

  • @SailorGreen
    @SailorGreen 21 годину тому

    I'm ready to bet that Chris Evans' character being a loser was 100% The Rock's idea.

  • @mperlatti
    @mperlatti 2 дні тому

    I saw it yesterday… It was ok… Not Charlie Brown Christmas or Diehard great but it was fine…
    I’ll tell you who i think stole the show was Krampus!! Santas brother… He had a better sleigh than Santas too!!

  • @carljacobs1260
    @carljacobs1260 21 годину тому

    When I hear "Red One" I think of the 1st Infantry Division.

  • @ThatGuy-cb3yv
    @ThatGuy-cb3yv 2 дні тому +8

    Who is this movie made for? Not for kids and not for adults, i guess teenagers? It looks dumb, the vibe is its a marvel movie wannabe. Im actually suprised Santa isnt a black teenage lesbian.

  • @THEremiXFACTOR
    @THEremiXFACTOR День тому

    The fact that they're incapable of making a decent Christmas film now is really just another symptom of how soulless Hollywood has become.

  • @TheMonolith237
    @TheMonolith237 2 дні тому +2

    Gryla?
    Gryla of the woods?
    Is it a charcoal Gryla or a propane Gryla?

  • @christophertaylor9100
    @christophertaylor9100 2 дні тому

    I give them a little credit for trying something new, a zany action Christmas movie

  • @Melchiah28
    @Melchiah28 2 дні тому +2

    That movie shows perfectly that The Rock will never be in the same league like Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone. Both of them have a big legacy as Actions Stars. The Rocks movies are all mediocre or dogsh*t.

  • @Mr_1Ballwhale
    @Mr_1Ballwhale День тому

    I enjoyed it I saw it yesterday

  • @thetetrarchofapathy9728
    @thetetrarchofapathy9728 2 дні тому

    Any reviews coming for The Best Christmas Pageant Ever?

  • @CmdrSoCal
    @CmdrSoCal 2 дні тому

    Reminds me to watch Scrooged.

  • @LadyDonegan
    @LadyDonegan 2 дні тому

    They tried to make a movie like violent night and it didn’t work because it’s already been made

  • @georgeenglish1137
    @georgeenglish1137 2 дні тому +1

    just watched it. Most fun i've had at the movie theatre in years. i'm going again next weekend!

  • @remuslazar2033
    @remuslazar2033 2 дні тому

    When is Red Two coming out?

  • @finchharper4647
    @finchharper4647 День тому

    I will watch on streaming, maybe.chrsitmas🎅🎅

  • @federicomanueldavila9853
    @federicomanueldavila9853 День тому

    Brown one

  • @pcliftonjr
    @pcliftonjr 20 годин тому

    I'm not even thinking about Christmas! This should be a December movie. That alone is enough for me to pass.

  • @howardosden3112
    @howardosden3112 2 дні тому

    The Rock makes it a non-starter for me. He "may" be coming back to his senses, but I'm not convinced yet.

  • @anthonyml7
    @anthonyml7 2 дні тому

    Red One seems about right for the name there b/c it's def. gona be in the red with such a low opening debut and a 2M+ budget, Ouch. I also feel this movie was barely promoted AT ALL I saw a trailer for it while I was watching Beetlejuice Beetlejuice then never saw it promoted again.

  • @wavion2
    @wavion2 2 дні тому

    Sounds like they should have played into the absurdity of the premise. Playing it straight/serious probably wasn't the way to go.

  • @JohnMack-f3f
    @JohnMack-f3f 2 дні тому

    I can’t think of one thing about this movie that interests me. I basically skipped Dwayne’s entire career.

  • @PeterPunkBCN
    @PeterPunkBCN 2 дні тому

    Sorry guys, so now… per the film, Santa Claus is From the USA or love’s in USA and speeks English?
    Can you explain please?

    • @sunraider0_0
      @sunraider0_0 День тому +1

      @@PeterPunkBCN Santa Claus (as in the guy in the red suit) was created by Cocoa Cola in the 1920s. In Europe it's St Nicholas who wears green and brown 😁

  • @Cajunchild-dc2ng
    @Cajunchild-dc2ng День тому

    When a kid calls it meh you know it’s bad.

  • @RMartian76
    @RMartian76 2 дні тому +2

    The very concept of the movie sounds boring to me. Watching you both talk about it ... fun.

  • @coyoteone6197
    @coyoteone6197 2 дні тому

    Hey, do you guys think the action was played deadly serious? 😂

  • @AlleyKatPr0
    @AlleyKatPr0 2 дні тому +4

    Hey everyone, I just wanted to share the very first time of me eating in and out...

  • @webshootah777
    @webshootah777 2 дні тому +1

    Idk why I feel like they wanted Ryan Reynolds but he doesn't like rock

    • @skobiekilla
      @skobiekilla 2 дні тому +1

      That's a common occurrence for all who work with him it seems.

  • @dagazrune6453
    @dagazrune6453 День тому

    Look, this film looks like a fun, mindless romp for the family to enjoy. While i agree that Red One won't be a classic, it does seem to be a fun "non-woke" safe film to take the family to. If the economy wasn't in the trash, my family would've gone out to specifically watch this film.

  • @lorentaylor9189
    @lorentaylor9189 День тому

    Sounds like JK Simmons should have passed on this one or at least fire his agent.

  • @TheAstrojoe62
    @TheAstrojoe62 14 годин тому

    This junk gets a wide release but Eastwoods last film gets dumped on streaming. Hollywood is so lost in the dark.

  • @TheSushiandme
    @TheSushiandme 22 години тому +1

    any movie with The Rock is bad

  • @MichaelPatrickPorkins
    @MichaelPatrickPorkins 2 дні тому

    "Men In Black" + "Polar Express" + "Ant Man" but so much less than the sum of its parts. Chris Evans was miscast, as was J.K. Simmons as "TRT Santa".

  • @williamlarochelle3160
    @williamlarochelle3160 2 дні тому

    What did you think of Fat Man ?

  • @MMDelta9
    @MMDelta9 День тому

    Wasn’t this movie a South Park episode?

  • @y_b_nvs1079
    @y_b_nvs1079 2 дні тому +2

    You guys missed the mark on this one. It was a VERY fun movie, kids love it, my theater was packed and I went to a 2pm matinee. I think this won't perform because Wicked and Gladiator 2 are out next weekend

  • @thelonegunmanRJM
    @thelonegunmanRJM 2 дні тому

    Dwayne Johnson keeps embarrassing himself with all of his films lately… when are we going to get The Rundown sequel?

  • @emptyshogun
    @emptyshogun День тому

    It was a fun idea, but my god why is there so much CGI?! And the movie doesn't end, it just keeps going and going, what happened to fun simple 1hr 30mins movies? Why does such a simple premise get stretched out to 2hrs?

  • @alx42013
    @alx42013 День тому +1

    Stupid Xmas, MIB/ RIPD... RIP off....

  • @avengemybreath3084
    @avengemybreath3084 2 дні тому

    Can you guys highlight more non-Hollywood options? Many of us are zero-dollar boycotting Hollywood. And their movies are now reliably terrible anyway.

  • @thepoeticbutcher3370
    @thepoeticbutcher3370 2 дні тому +2

    Cancel The Rock…
    Cancel Jack Black…
    (As a Child I loved both)

  • @brandenmccarney5065
    @brandenmccarney5065 2 дні тому

    Holy crap. I just realized I watched this review already. Lol that's how bad this movie is. How can this be a terrible movie yet Chris was not bored?

  • @anonmouse956
    @anonmouse956 2 дні тому +2

    I saw it, very good, but not great. Having “dickhead” in a children’s movie was a mistake. The story is obviously set up for sequels and creates its own universe.

  • @dansullivan8968
    @dansullivan8968 2 дні тому

    Hollywood broken beyond repair, it's not even Thanksgiving and this is an action movie, sad, just sad.

  • @WarDog793
    @WarDog793 2 дні тому

    My friends and I ATE THIS UP! We revel in this sort of thing. I also liked the heart-to-heart scenes between Santa and Callum about keeping the meaning of Christmas, which they bring full circle near the end. I did not think this was a bad movie at all, guys. At least the backstory and magical powers of Santa and other magical characters were fresh and imaginative, instead of rehashing Christmas tropes we're alllll familiar with. Don't care about the opinions of thousands of movie-goers eager to crap on this movie--just another social media mob action--because that won't take away my enjoyment of it. This one is for blu-ray!

  • @cornbredx
    @cornbredx 2 дні тому +1

    I hate this movie and I havent even seen it. The amount of trailers constantly forced on me for it have really just told me this movie is bad, and all the stories of working with Dwayne Johnson being awful, im just not interested.
    Chris Evans also appears to be too old for the role he is cast in (the audience surrogate who doesnt know whats going on- seems like he should be younger to me, but I havent seen the movie so maybe im wrong).
    On top of that its just a ton of bad CGI.
    This movie seems like it was just made to come back around every christmas time (like they used to do on TV) with way too high of a budget.

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 2 дні тому

    I found this movie beyond empty. I felt nothing watching this. I don’t get what they were going for.

  • @MassillonObie
    @MassillonObie 2 дні тому

    I watch almost all of your videos. You will be wrong about the movie bombing, though. This movie will make money. The movie was fine. The stars of the movie will draw enough people. If the movie loses money, it is more of a commentary on the death of movie theaters than it is the quality of this movie.

  • @DavidBlake-lc6jd
    @DavidBlake-lc6jd 20 годин тому

    The Rocks crack at Arnolds far superior Jingle All The Way. The problem is the budget and a pieced together script of action scenes but ended by a Hallmark The Dad Who Saved Christmas special. Sad waste of money and talent on a ill conceived premise and plot.

  • @invariant47
    @invariant47 2 дні тому +1

    captain crap: the winter cringe

  • @spagzs
    @spagzs День тому

    I don’t care how serious the actions scenes are…anything that this movie does is undercut buy the stupid premise

  • @MrSuckeragi
    @MrSuckeragi 2 дні тому +1

    Die Hard did it right and better

  • @UndeadNerdT800
    @UndeadNerdT800 2 дні тому

    IDGAF what anyone says
    I loved it.

  • @xyber9ster
    @xyber9ster 2 дні тому

    At what point will they quit letting the Rock play every roll in Hollywood he's a terrible actor and has basically one character

  • @davids2977
    @davids2977 2 дні тому

    I appreciate this cast as actors, but I can’t give my hard-earned, overly taxed money to these folks anymore.
    This is a streaming at best for me because of their dumbassary as humans.

  • @quintinsanders13
    @quintinsanders13 День тому

    This is one of the worst takes ever! This was a good movie. Will probably go down as a cult classic. Saying the action scenes were dead serious is crazy! They defeat a snowman by removing the carrot from his face 😆. If you are reading this go see the movie. I don’t believe you will be disappointed.

  • @mykec2007
    @mykec2007 22 години тому

    Kids will watch a good movie a million times, click click click, I'll watch a good kids movie, but this?
    Santa and the North Pole is like S.H.I.E.L.D or something, in what looks like Gotham City? I don't even know what the hell I'm looking at in the trailer; other than a yuletide dumpster fire.

  • @TheWorldisRaw
    @TheWorldisRaw 2 дні тому +1

    The rock is low class

  • @mathmusicstructure
    @mathmusicstructure 2 дні тому

    We keep finding new ways to have the most forgettable and worthless pop culture ever.

  • @marigoann2755
    @marigoann2755 2 дні тому

    The trailer looks shit, and the characters seem insufferable.

  • @duanearneson4183
    @duanearneson4183 2 дні тому

    This movie unfortunately looks terrible and I for one won't be go to see it. I'm tired of seeing the Rock in the millionth movie playing the same character type, and the premise for the movie looks foolish.