Wait, what does that mean? Bill Cosby and Seinfeld are two of the biggest names in comedy and they worked clean for years. Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan. All clean. I'm not trying to attack you or anything. I'm just not sure if I understand what you're saying.
I don’t mind the profane stuff, just can’t watch it with my nephew. But this channel is awesome, it proves you don’t have to be profane to be funny. Anyone can use an F bomb as a punchline.
LOL Been married 40 years, hubby snored every night of those years!! A few weeks ago he WOKE ME UP to tell me I was snoring and then he actually PLAYED THE TAPE on his phone! Yes, I was snoring...at about 40 decibels! And this after 40 years of me sleeping beside a freight train without complaining!
"Don't forget you can squeeze corn out of a guinea pig's nose, but that don't mean he'll drive you to the store. .... Kid's get away from grandpa."😂🤣 [wipes tears]
The author of the Hockey Pockey song passing away is genius. Thank you. I started laughing before the punch line and laughed even harder during the punch line. Well said.
I marvel how someone can stand on stage alone and entertain a crowd for an hour, or whatever. This is the first time I've seen Michael Joiner and he is great! Yes the jokes, but I also like his stage presence and delivery. At first I thought I'd only listen to a couple jokes, but he kept my interest the entire time. I would definitely pay to see him!
@@ComedianMichaelJoiner Wow, I wasn't expecting a reply directly from you, but I certainly appreciate it! Now that it has taken place, I'm going to listen to this entire show once again. I feel like I owe you money. Wait a minute!! That kind of sounds nasty. :)
I'm busted a gut, I love Dry Bar Comedy. I watch it whenever I need a good laugh. And you guys have never disappointed, stay funny. Michael is hilarious.
The Charlie Babbit Rainman bit had me in stitches. "Definitely shouldn't have used the good towels. Definitely shouldn't have used the good towels. Uh Oh." 🤣 🤣 🤣
It seems so long ago when life was normal. I am so nostalgic for what life was. Some things he mentioned: a live audience, cruise ships, airplane flights, health clubs, funerals, crowded coffee shop, church, going out to dinner, marriage ceremony,
It’s official I don’t have a favorite anymore... all these guys are good. His humor is awesome. The kind you need at a family reunion or out to dinner and he would have you in years!!!
Very funny and he knows how to play to his audience. I'm sure he could go "blue" , as most of the comedians here could. But they all give brilliant entertainment that is fun for ALL. I really LOVE Dry Bar Comedy channel!
The first time I heard him he was introduced as God's smart aleck. He also played a cop in a Christian movie. I can't remember what it was called right off the top of my head right now.
My mom worked for Kmart my whole childhood. Imagine hearing over the sound system "Stop dragging your sister by the feet!" or "Kids, those wheelchairs are not rollercoasters, please put them back where they belong!" and it wasn't always mom saying it! Lol
He'll ask a question and then immediately answer it in the form of a joke. It's actually a good way to deter hecklers, if you know how to do it, because you're pretty much beating them to the punch.
@Tim Smith What could they have possibly censored out about Sprint phone service 🤣 Says a lot they censored that joke, but not the downs joke people oohed at 13:33
Born Again Christian no one here will notice. Most of the time, we just say, “Borkie borkie borkie Bork!” when imitating your general region of the world. 😉🤣💖
Hahaha. I have a boss Gary that’s blind as a bat. Drives a fork lift like crazy. I want a shirt that says. Watch out for Gary. Ok it didn’t sound funny when I spelt it out. But I’d buy one of yours. Peace
@@joshualuntsford LMAO! I used to be dedicated ITS for a large distribution warehouse, and I think your Gary t-shirt is funnier than mine ;) I have no method of making the shirts.. I just put the idea out there hoping that maybe some kind soul would print me one :)
Besides Gabriel Iglesias, Michael Joiner's the only other comedian who doesn't need profanities or racism or swearings to entertain people into laughter. Wonderful comedy
*Michael* says, "Go back to sleep, Sparky." *Sparky* says, "You don't know what it's like to generate low-voltage lightning when you make even a subtle shift on the carpet".
-“Is she with Jesus?” - “No, she ran off with Jesus; that’s her Mexican friend.” Reminds me of the exchange in Big Momma’s House. John: I don’t have a wife” Ms. Patterson: “Oh, Lord... Is she with Jesus?” John: “Actually, ‘Hey-zeus’ is how he pronounces it.”
The people stocking shelves at 1am know where everything is and are more polite than the day shift lol I make it a point to always tell management how great their nightshift people are.
You know what sucks... The 99cent store... Where everthing is NOT 99cents except the shelf closest to the floor... Every thing else is about $5.99-12.99
I was roflmao. I lived in raytown for about 4 months. Got pulled over so much.... Then I moved to KCMO and got pulled over about 6 days a week lmao. They hated those Arkansas tags!
Somebody told me he did a joke where he said they looked at me like the Amish at a circuit city. I like that joke! I've always liked it! I liked it in 1982 when I wrote it and circuit City was still open. By the way I'm a retired comedian
Dear VidAngel, I'm amused by the irony of having to sit through 1,000,001 Disney+ ads, when Disney's the only reason that comes to mind for why you'd think you need that many in one video. Thanks, regardless, for the comedy. Best of luck.
Dry Bar is the comedy we all wanted for years but no one dared try it. Thank you!
Absolutely!! I love it!!!
I mean I really like it bcs of the full specials, but it's a family show how can it be risky?
Sam Gullatte ...and swearing and sex jokes are rarely funny to ladies. DRYBAR always delivers my laughter.
@@deborahduthie4519 ...Rarely funny to ladies? What ladies?
Wait, what does that mean? Bill Cosby and Seinfeld are two of the biggest names in comedy and they worked clean for years. Jim Gaffigan, Brian Regan. All clean. I'm not trying to attack you or anything. I'm just not sure if I understand what you're saying.
"What light in that yonder winder done broke over thar"
"Romeo, Romeo, where y'all at?"
🤣🤣🤣
I would 100% buy tickets to see Shakespeare translated into southern hillbilly
Can someone explain please what the heck that sentence means
@@vadim921 its the iconic romeo quote only in southern hillbilly
@@christophercombs7561 yeah, I got it, but wanted to know the original version. Having googled it, I find it hilarious
@@vadim921 right old English to southern hillbilly is hilarious
I watch alot of standup. This guy is a natural, absolutely hilarious. He's definitely one of the good ones.
He’s one of the best comedians I’ve seen on here yet! Had me tearing up with that Hokey Pokey bit! 😂
Yup! I learned something new in the funniest way!
THANK GOD THERE IS COMEDY WITHOUT PROFANITIES. THE BEST CHANNEL & GREAT COMEDIANS.
Look up Brian Regan, you'll love him! 🍻
I don’t mind the profane stuff, just can’t watch it with my nephew. But this channel is awesome, it proves you don’t have to be profane to be funny. Anyone can use an F bomb as a punchline.
Darn them Mormons. Hilarious! Love you folks! Amen🥰😇👍🙏💯
All caps is equivalent to yelling. Chill.
Profanity is fine if they dont use it as a filler or have to say it every other word
The hokey pokey had me in tears laughing so hard!!!
Same here! I´m so telling that joke to my friends RN!
Thank you!
@@ComedianMichaelJoiner thank you for your comedy sir. Greetings from Argentina
Same! I laughed just as hard as that dude...replay the part and laughed just as loud about 15 times. LoLoLoL. Such a good timings. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL Been married 40 years, hubby snored every night of those years!! A few weeks ago he WOKE ME UP to tell me I was snoring and then he actually PLAYED THE TAPE on his phone! Yes, I was snoring...at about 40 decibels! And this after 40 years of me sleeping beside a freight train without complaining!
Walmart at 3 am is the best time to go🤣🤣🤣
Yes it is. It's the only time the riding carts work through the whole store.
"Don't forget you
can squeeze corn out of a guinea pig's nose, but that don't mean he'll drive you to the store. .... Kid's get away from grandpa."😂🤣 [wipes tears]
The author of the Hockey Pockey song passing away is genius. Thank you. I started laughing before the punch line and laughed even harder during the punch line. Well said.
We USED to have a 24 hour Wal Mart. Now they close at 8:30.
Because of covid all of ours in nc are closing early also but they just switched it from 8:30 to 10 so hopefully will go back to normal soon
Oh my goodness, sounds like a very beautiful thing! Much ❤️& much health & much more ❤️❤️❤️& Happiness
I marvel how someone can stand on stage alone and entertain a crowd for an hour, or whatever. This is the first time I've seen Michael Joiner and he is great! Yes the jokes, but I also like his stage presence and delivery. At first I thought I'd only listen to a couple jokes, but he kept my interest the entire time. I would definitely pay to see him!
Thank you, sir!
@@ComedianMichaelJoiner Wow, I wasn't expecting a reply directly from you, but I certainly appreciate it! Now that it has taken place, I'm going to listen to this entire show once again. I feel like I owe you money. Wait a minute!! That kind of sounds nasty. :)
I'm busted a gut, I love Dry Bar Comedy. I watch it whenever I need a good laugh. And you guys have never disappointed, stay funny. Michael is hilarious.
How can anyone give this comedian a thumbs down.He was really funny 👍🤣👏👏👏👏✌
Dorothy with multiple accounts!?
They probably resemble the jokes lol
Yeah. Many of his jokes are funny, but his delivery kind of lands a little flat, like he’s begrudgingly reciting someone else’s script.
I love Dry Bar so, so much. It can bring laughter at odd times. Tonight I am sick and feel like crap, but once again, Dry Bar to the rescue.
My mother counted too, but she stopped at 3. Then it was over! 😱😂
10:10 Looks like sprint dosen't want him telling anyone how terrible their service is.
I thought I was the only one who noticed, I wanted to hear about the voice dial!
I DIDNT NOTICE DID THE EDIT MY JOKE?!?!?!
They edit all the specials weird as hell on UA-cam smdh
@@Tacid_Krios thx its unedited on Spotify
The Charlie Babbit Rainman bit had me in stitches. "Definitely shouldn't have used the good towels. Definitely shouldn't have used the good towels. Uh Oh." 🤣 🤣 🤣
I fell asleep in English the other day, and snored. The teacher thought it was a lumberjack
I go to Dollar Store just to ask for a price check. The look on the cashier's dace is priceless.
My dad would start counting too. We never let him get to 3. We didn't know what would happen but we didn't want to find out.
It seems so long ago when life was normal. I am so nostalgic for what life was. Some things he mentioned: a live audience, cruise ships, airplane flights, health clubs, funerals, crowded coffee shop, church, going out to dinner, marriage ceremony,
& 4th of July parades, proms & graduations...
@@elizabethbowie9753 Yes!!
This made me tear up a little :/
My life before and after Covid-19 is basically the same. I don't know if I have to be sad or grateful about that fact. 😭😂
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love everyone who has performed at dry bar comedy and i love these videos
The stop your racist reflexes guy was not the funniest, his jokes didn't land well.
@@CarsandCollectors neither did flight 175 but you dont hear me complaining
And thats a joke so dont get offended
@@mason.mp4107 LMAO
@@mason.mp4107 Thats a good joke
Great show! Refreshing to see that comedy this good can stay clean.
Definitely I agree!
It’s official I don’t have a favorite anymore... all these guys are good. His humor is awesome. The kind you need at a family reunion or out to dinner and he would have you in years!!!
HahahaHAahaaa! 😂 the rotary phone bit was hilarious...!!!
Very funny and he knows how to play to his audience.
I'm sure he could go "blue" , as most of the comedians here could. But they all give brilliant entertainment that is fun for ALL.
I really LOVE Dry Bar Comedy channel!
The first time I heard him he was introduced as God's smart aleck. He also played a cop in a Christian movie. I can't remember what it was called right off the top of my head right now.
"The Grace Card" - IMDB said he's been in about twelve movies but doesn't list them.
@@annfraley7083 shoot now I want to see it, Christmas time or not!
movie name was The Grace Card
I had no idea he was a comedian he was such a great actor in that movie
I had to see what year this was published after he said K Mart 😂😂😂
Right? 🤣
He's good. I enjoyed this.
My favorite was the Rain Man joke 😂
Thanks Dry Bar and Michael Joiner for the laughs!
Looking at me like an Amish person in Best Buy! 😂 Hysterical! Laughed sooooo hard! Casket!!! Needed that! Crying!!!
My mom worked for Kmart my whole childhood. Imagine hearing over the sound system "Stop dragging your sister by the feet!" or "Kids, those wheelchairs are not rollercoasters, please put them back where they belong!" and it wasn't always mom saying it! Lol
I have caller ID, bye, I'm gonna have to use that one!!!
We used to get switched and had to pick our own switch from the tree!
Right!
Screwin up a # on a ☎️ was so brutal lol
This was great.
As an aside, windex kills ants, and if you have a mosquito buzzing you, windex just drops them like magic, so you don’t have to try to catch them.
Man, Dry Bar Comedy has really been delivering lately!
He'll ask a question and then immediately answer it in the form of a joke. It's actually a good way to deter hecklers, if you know how to do it, because you're pretty much beating them to the punch.
My kids finally saw a rotary phone in a friends barn and were TOTALLY perplexed.
This is definitely one of the best from Drybar.
What's going on with the cuts? They used to be a little more subtle..
The editors are working from home on Sprint.
@@JoshuaBurgess hmm, not sure if that's also a joke or a very educated assumption lol
@@JoshuaBurgess 🤣🤣🤣
"full special"
It was an accident, I just checked the app and it has the full joke
Okay What got cut out at 10:19 & 10:24. :( killed the joke whatever was there and its part of the buildup to a punchline.
Yea. Should've just cut the whole joke.
@Tim Smith What could they have possibly censored out about Sprint phone service 🤣
Says a lot they censored that joke, but not the downs joke people oohed at 13:33
maybe he's not allowed to slander a phone company? only thing i could immagine
@@777lucifero "And Suzie Smith at 400 South in Salt Lake city can go suck a..."
Censors: Nope, nope, nope! That's slander
It was an accident, I just checked the app and it has the full joke
Omg!!! My abs hurt! I almost cried! Too hilarious!
When my son was little he would start crying when I started counting.
Teacher on first day of kindergarten: "One...two...". Kids: "Aaaagghhh!"
That's what I mean! Lol
@@KieroSi What are you texting about?! REPENT. The Kingdom of Heaven is at Hand.
As soon as I get to 1 my 4yr old son starts crying and says "please mommy no please stop counting I dont like it" lol hes so extra😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️
My son starts counting with me. The audacity of this kid.
Fantastic 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 👏 👏. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Raytown, just down the street from where I lived in Belton, Now I feel sorry for both of us
I went to Raytown Highschool!
It’s a Small world after all... it’s a small small world. Sorry...
That Dutch accent is not correct🤣
Greetings from the Netherlands 👋🏾
Born Again Christian no one here will notice. Most of the time, we just say, “Borkie borkie borkie Bork!” when imitating your general region of the world. 😉🤣💖
Outstanding performance! Kept it clean and family oriented. Well done. Very funny. I'm a new fan!
seems like every comedian has an anniversary on their show
Yo that Chinese Joke was funny 😆, I'm crying hahahahaha 🤣 😂 😭 😆
I want a t-shirt that reads:
*SLOW AHEAD*
*OLD PEOPLE AT PLAY*
Hahaha. I have a boss Gary that’s blind as a bat. Drives a fork lift like crazy. I want a shirt that says. Watch out for Gary. Ok it didn’t sound funny when I spelt it out. But I’d buy one of yours. Peace
@@joshualuntsford LMAO! I used to be dedicated ITS for a large distribution warehouse, and I think your Gary t-shirt is funnier than mine ;) I have no method of making the shirts.. I just put the idea out there hoping that maybe some kind soul would print me one :)
Trebor Ironwolfe haha. Thanks. Stay safe
To Trevor. A excellent t-shirt.
PARENTS UNITE
LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO BE A
PROBLEM TO YOUR
CHILDREN !
Trebor, sorry text program didn't like your name, it doesn't like what you really text.
He’s also a great actor, played the lead role in The Grace Card- movie made me cry. Y’all should check it out.
This guy is great!
Thank you! You have no taste lol
Intelligent, clever, subtle, acerbic, a little harsh, pre-Clintonian politically incorrect, and Absolutely BRILLIANT!
I agree!
😆😊😎 He's Funny..
As someone from Kansas City, everything this man says is true I swear lmao
Looking at me like añ Amish man in Best Buy.
Remembering my first Motorola mobile phone😜 huge like a walkie talkie!
Besides Gabriel Iglesias, Michael Joiner's the only other comedian who doesn't need profanities or racism or swearings to entertain people into laughter. Wonderful comedy
Love the rotary phone!
That's funny can't stand talkn' w/someone and them talkn' to someone else at same time😄
ONE *** I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION !!
TWO *** I'M ON MY FEET !!
THREE *** IT'S ALL OVER BUT THE CRYING !!
I SURVIVED THE WOODEN SPOON !!
Casket hokey pokey joke very funny
*Michael* says, "Go back to sleep, Sparky."
*Sparky* says, "You don't know what it's like to generate low-voltage lightning when you make even a subtle shift on the carpet".
Mike and Michelle? That’s too cute! Soulmates, FTW
This guy is a natural!
Awesome show! 😄
Michael looks like Colin Quinn but his material is much more hilarious
What did AR do to ya man? It weren’t us I tell ya. It. Were. Not. Us! 😂
-“Is she with Jesus?” - “No, she ran off with Jesus; that’s her Mexican friend.” Reminds me of the exchange in Big Momma’s House. John: I don’t have a wife” Ms. Patterson: “Oh, Lord... Is she with Jesus?” John: “Actually, ‘Hey-zeus’ is how he pronounces it.”
I miss the 24 hour WallyMart since covid 19 stay home. I preferred shopping when it was quieter and less unusual people.
Or when you dont get off of work until 11, 12, 1 etc.
The people stocking shelves at 1am know where everything is and are more polite than the day shift lol
I make it a point to always tell management how great their nightshift people are.
Yay! Great comedy and keeps it clean
Dude has a crazy sense of humor. I like comics who make you think of stuff you dont or wouldn't usually think of.
Yes too many commercials, but Dry Bar is worth it!
He sounds like a clean version of the legendary Norm McDonald at times!
no
My 73 yr old father likes to say, "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't beat Michael Jordan in one on one." 😂
Like! Funny without dirty words.
You know what sucks... The 99cent store... Where everthing is NOT 99cents except the shelf closest to the floor... Every thing else is about $5.99-12.99
I love drive by comedy this guy is hilarious
Thanks for making me laugh! Needed this!!
Finally actual comics that are funny.
You lost me at putting firecrackers in cat's butts.
Good food everyting 😆 swear dude funny AF
Southerners can speak Shakespeare but with a twist. ✌️
10:19 - 10:24 "Full Special" huh?
It was an accident, I just checked the app and it has the full joke
I was roflmao. I lived in raytown for about 4 months. Got pulled over so much.... Then I moved to KCMO and got pulled over about 6 days a week lmao. They hated those Arkansas tags!
I'm a flagman. That made me snort.
Hey, I’m old. It’s 3:06 am. So I heard that joke . . .
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Love this guy, so funny.
Somebody told me he did a joke where he said they looked at me like the Amish at a circuit city. I like that joke! I've always liked it! I liked it in 1982 when I wrote it and circuit City was still open. By the way I'm a retired comedian
Hey Mike! Paul Rodriguez called and said he wants his Kmart jokes back!
Laughed so hard, it hurt! Great job!
ROMEO ROMEO WHERE YALL AT?! 😂
I'm an underwear and oatmeal guy, myself.
😳 Are you stalking me, lol? I was literally eating oatmeal in my underwear when reading this comment. I blame quarantine. 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣The best comedians ever!!
Laugh after laugh. a total laugh from start to finish
24:22 "LAX, beautiful airport isn't it?..."
"No!"😤
Love the old phones but then again I love public transport😂
Dear VidAngel,
I'm amused by the irony of having to sit through 1,000,001 Disney+ ads, when Disney's the only reason that comes to mind for why you'd think you need that many in one video. Thanks, regardless, for the comedy. Best of luck.
Do not include Pittsburgh in that joke. We have some of the cleanest air in the nation. Other than that, you're cool 🤣