Random Dude Tries Rizzing Matsuri On Voice-Chat...【Hololive】
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2023
- Natsuiro Matsuri
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Source (June 16, 2023)
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"I'm 16"
Matsuri lied as naturally has she breathed
Matsuri is a 16 year old cheerleader who lives inside my computer screen.
"im korean"
"Im Korean"
He lied as naturally as he breathed LMAO
Bout to say this
Marine: *nervous sweating*
Matsuri instantly roleplaying as a 16yo highschooler does not surprise me in the slightest
That's her actual lore tho
But Matsuri is a 16 year old highschooler?
That's canon. As a certain grumpy spider person would say
She's sixteen for like "checks notes" 6 years already
@@nonamejustbecause 16 years season 6
"Asking my age all of a sudden??"
Lol she did exactly the same thing when she hears a girl voice
Because she’s just chaotically inclined to do so lol
ask three sizes
@@simulationkoyo She wouldn't hesitate if it doesn't make things awkward.
Do as I say, not as I do
Ayo look man, when it comes to brainwaves that *SHOULD* be landing across your grey matter the moment you hear the voice of something that *could* be someone you wanna try to rizz up, for future friendship or otherwise, of COURSE you're asking how old they are up front, especially when it's online, and they could either be a woman with a high pitched voice, or a child of either gender, and given the relatively small portion of women in the scene already for FPS you gotta be sure you're not setting yourself up for the slamdunk right into the jail cell.
but for real though, if the dude's 18 it makes sense he'd ask cause they prolly do want people their age to talk to, but for those of us from mid twenties onward it's more of a gauge on how we should even treat the other person. Like I make some really crude jokes and am willing to talk about things that I would never say to anyone under 18, and often wouldn't say even to people I just don't think would handle it well.
I have to imagine it's the same For Matsuri (who if memory serves is later 20's to early 30's in age? like 28?), especially given the type of unabashed flirting and jokes she makes on stream no less xD
Matsuri when a male speaks: "I sleep"
Matsuri when a girl speaks: "REAL SHIT?!"
Frfr
"Woah.. ONNA!!!"
Don't try to hide your true self behind the comment
Gay astronaut
dude you evrywhere lol 😆
this girl got evil in her heart and I love her for it
catfishing
Sweet devil
Guys like these are trash anyway so they deserve to be treated like the trash they are.
One might say she's...
An APEX predator.
Matsuri's dating profile: "I'm only interested in really cute girls and cats"
So Okayu
shes catfishing
So it's Zeta, gotcha
No no, it explains Fubuki
Don't forget: Loli
“the worst they can do is say no!”
Matsuri: 1:46 1:55
💀
2:07 “That’s okay”
And this is why I'm very afraid of women. I'm keeping my distance and interactions from them
@@Zyntherion2202 just dont hit on underage girls and you should be generally fine mate
@@doodlemcgee is 16 underage there?
@@Mona-.- According to Japanese laws, the legal age of consent is 13. But rumors say that they will raise that to 16, which is still not a lot.
Like, you do you, Japan, but this is still kinda creepy.
matsuri: "just being korean won't draw me in. the type of people who can hook me in are.. really cute girls... and neko."
the chinese guy:
❌ korean
❌ girl
❌ neko
...dayum..... no chances at all lmfao
Korean, cute girls, and a cat... so Matsuri is going for vspo's Tsuna too!? Beware Astel, this girl has the same aim as you!
The chinese guy : "Meow~"
Anyone know that ref?
If Ina gets cat ears, she'd be the one.
@@I___Am ...is that the chinese guy trying to alert the US navy air patrol?
@@cirnotheicefairy3609
That's right, glad someone knows.
my man ratted him out at the end lol
Calling all cute cat girls for Matsuri.
Zeta it is!
It's a calling for Chuna!
Okayu...
So Fubuki, Okayu and Zeta I guess
Dude got Nihongo-jouzu'd. He should have gotten the hint at the very start. 🤣
Im not familiar with the context behind that, though i've seen it used in that context before. What does it mean to get "Nihongo jouzu'd"?
Good English lol
It’s a very common thing to say
That it becomes a meme at this point
@@Davenzoid It's when a Japanese speaker praises you for being "good at Japanese" (the translation). It's usually used when a foreigner is learning/trying to speak Japanese to natives.
With the Japanese being known for politeness though, some people have started interpreting it as a sign that: "If your Japanese was actually proficient, they wouldn't need to comfort and praise your Japanese in the first place so that you're more confident."
So that kind of became the joke.
@@Davenzoid ua-cam.com/video/Qmfipv-H4_o/v-deo.html for reference
@@Davenzoid That means :"GG second language pleb, now if you please excuse me" in case people don't learn that they're overstepping their bounds in some cases. Otherwise, it's all cool
The other dude being like he ain’t Korean! Got me good
Dude was like T O K Y O
wonder if he now knows his rizzing was in full view by thousands of viewers
Man shoot his shot. Can't blame him
Hooking up over a video game is weird af, he had it coming ngl and lying too much red flags😂
@@vkak1No you can definitely blame him for multiple reasons.
@givemebeans2228 many find love via games....
@@ROBOTPETER101 go touch some grass, dude. Y'all acting like some real white knights over here.
Matsuri being cute/adorable and precious as always 😊
I like how the other dude sold out his teammate lol.
So if matsuri ever saw a neko girl…
This guy has that fake korean rizz
To Catch an Apex Predator with Matsuri Hansen
effing matsuri is now Chris' agent. To catch a predator IN JAPAN
underrated
I can confirm both are Chinese speakers. Both of their names are "我叫笑笑豬" and "粥聖怡". "粥聖怡" is the one that exposed the "我叫笑笑豬" guy because he can read his in-game name. While I don't know where "我叫笑笑豬" is from, "粥聖怡" is definitely from China judging by his accent and use of Simplified Chinese.
Any reason why he would lie and say he was Korean? lol
@@zhizn_snake roleplaying as a kpop star lol
Yeah, and when he said "Anyeong haseyo" in Korean, it sounded a bit awkward.
I lowkey feel a bit suspicious about the guy, but I don't want to rudely cast assumptions.
Edit: Nvm. As some said, it's super creepy to ask about minor's social network info while pretending to be not yourself.😬
@@nekotj_ This is the most likely reason yeah. Asian girls nowadays love KPop stars
@@nekotj_ lmao
If I met a Japanese person in a game I'd use the most American accent possible and just:
"お願いします"
*"O H I O G O ZI M A S"*
nah bro literally down horredous asking for insta and line aint no way 😭😭😭
Third guy was just watching like chris Hansen
Just ask her out man. The worst she can say is no.
Matsuri: laughs in his face in front of thousands of people.
Good, cause that guy is creepy af. We should humiliate creeps like him.
Matsuri used "Oppa Baegopa" on Korean guy
It's super effective!
Omg she used "gomenesorry" i remember that time she was absolutely laughing her lungs out when she saw that meme in meme review 😂
Poor dude didn't know his rizz is being streamed to 10k plus people
I want an Matsuri/Chris Hansen, i just dont know if Matsuri will be the decoy or the predator 😂
matsuri is shooting on al cylinders to this guy is absolutely wild to see lmao
Whats more believable. Marine saying shes less than 30 or Matsuri saying shes 16? 🤔😝
Marine is 17! SHE SAID SO
@@ethervagabond *slaps you with my takodachi tenticles* open your eyes man! Look at those saggy boobas 😝
@@ethervagabondnd the next year she's 17, and the year after next 17 too
Ended clip too soon she gonna said suzumiya no tojimari serizawa
that korean got me ngl
bro gonna get chris hansen really quick
tbh when she said what kind of people that can hook her in i was already thinking of cute girls and then she actually said it.,.
I just kept repeating "Oh no" in an increasingly louder voice for the first half of this video.
To be fair to the guy, who wouldn't fall for a lady after all that cuteness overload she kept spoiling him with
i was about to comment that this is the first time I've seen a korean abroad student give such a hilariously terrible first impression on a local(?), only to hear 2:12 lmao
You didn't hear him at 0:49?
@@cwevan6433 people can mutter things and be unclear, i didn't see anything off from that alone
cute god being suddenly rizzed by random stranger.
Bro really tried to rizz god😂
The dude gives me second-hand embarrassment.
she cannot be rizzed because she is the rizzler when he ask her insta it was a "you dare use my own spells against me" moment
Guy: "How old are you?"
Matsuri: "echhi~"
Matsuri: "How old are you?"
Girl: "ecchi !"
Matsuri: oppa (big bro~)
*_HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH_*
Well... hearing her voice I know I would at least try, cant blame him that much
But to start the rizz after hearing she was 16 🤔🚔
@@pjuster2 tbf he said 18 🤔
@@pjuster2 He did say he was 18 plus the age of consent in most of the world is 14-16 and only few places being 18. Even in the USA the average in all 50 states is 16 or 17. Only twelve US states are 18 for age of consent. So the other 38 states are younger for the age. Not sure why or where people keep saying or making it a huge thing about the age of 18 when the actual ages if people looked into them you'd see its incorrect. Even the rest of the world in most countries its the same at 16 or so as the average. Though Korea where the guy is supposedly from its 20 so...if he's chinese it would make more sense but I agree with the other guy that he could be lying as a possibility lol.
@@pjuster216 is legal (barely) throughout most of Japan, so that's theoretically not an issue.
I find it infinitely creepier that he's trying to get with a girl through Apex. That's terrible regardless of legality
@@pjuster2 18 and 16 dating are normal. what you on about 😂
it happened quite frequently when I was in highschool, where my friends dated 2 years younger than them
She's so good at it lmao
0:43 She hit him with a Nihongo jouzu, oof...
This is good example not believing anything on internet
Mt cat is single Matsuri 👀👀
It is really funny when she said the two who can hook her are cute girl and neko, because the slang of "Femme" in Japan is Neko. So, basically the one and only that can make Matsuri interested is ONNA.
By "femme" you mean uh...a feminine lesbian?
@@ethervagabond I don't know the specific thing because I'm straight and really love big badonkas women with abs 🤣 But I read that the gay community in Japan adopted "Neko" as a term that refers to “bottom,” partners who enjoy being submissive rather than dominant. It can also refer to “femmes” among women.
And the funny thing is every hololive girls that have interest in the same gender always pick cat as their favourite pet and animal.
Mikochi's connection with Neko is for the same reason imo.
I dont know why if she laughing im laughing too 💀
The nihongo jouzu always gets me. I know that it's gonna come up everytime a foreigner speaks Japanese to a native speaker. I know how it goes but it's still funny to me.
Them: can you speak Japanese?
Me: iie
Them: NIHONGO JOUZU
Me: you don't have to be fake polite, jap.
She is so panic until she forgot she like shota too haha
Lmfaooo his bro just goes and rats him out like that 💀💀💀💀😭😭
Dude was dreaming with the green card on his hands lol
Aww he thought he finally met a irl imotou
0:09 lol, his pronunciation. Sounds like he's saying "konjiwa"
She was taking notes
Damn, my man entered the call and went for "How old are you."
The worst she can say is no
Her: 1:56
If Moon sees this, he would be so proud 😂😂
She forgot teddy bears!
Matsuri: my type is cute girls and sho...neko
"the types of people who can hook me in are really cute girls and..... cats" SHES SO REAL i love her already
Should've just given him Pekora's info.
Jp clip full version of this is hilarious 😂
SHS SO ANNOYING LMAO
Bro be like: 😭😭😭😭😭
mans crazy bro 💀💀💀
Instantly hits him with the nihongo jyozu 😂
Bro finna cause rizzaster
Bro shot his shot
She should have busted out her natural husky voice to really mess with the guy.
these guy.....when they did something bad or need help then they instantly become Korean, Taiwanese, Japanese
matsuri the scam highschooler
Aqua in her cat outfit: "Acchoo"
0:44 got nihongo jouzu'd😂
this guy got bambozle so hard man, its so sad lmao
Give this guy some water, he'll need it to quench his thirst lol
Thought the guy definitely didn't sound korean, and I guess the other person (his friend..?) outed him, lolol
Like Icarus he flew to close to the sun
Okayu got this
We all knew what she was gonna say 🙏💀🙏
lmao we all know who can lure matsuri in, starts with l ends with i
lol i... know who you're referring to!
imagine if the guy that playing matsuri saw this clip :D
you need to sound like adorable girl to rizzing Matsuri...
at least this guy trying, i salute him for that.. lol
Cant blame the guy, good try soldier o7
Dude traveled all the way from the foreign lands to japan only to get arrested on arrival playing apex
Matsuri would be good working for the FBI 😂
"The one who can hook me in are really cute girls, and cats?"
Err, meow?
She should of just hit him with "I only like cute girls and cats."
Dang if matsuri called me onii~san with that voice, I'd die immediately lol
matsuri is really cute irl
He got nihonggo jouzu-ed
Can't blame the dude for trying to rizz up God
At first I wondered why he would lie about being Korean but then I thought about it for a minute.
When you think you're talking to a girl but it's actually an anonymous terminally online roleplaying psycho
She should pull Matsuhiko out in moments like this xD
Dude tryna rizz a minor 💀
Alright boys its time to meet isekai truck kun
LETS REINCARNATET AS A CAT!
Matsuri's such a man killer! Lol!