A detective, an agent, and a father, all on one same quest- To find where Jason ran off to, by ANY means necessary- Including extreme embarrassment. mega64.com
Conspiracy theory: What if that dude DID fight Mega64 before since they usually film in the same general area, but he doesn't recognize Rocco through his detective disguise? dun dun dun
I've only played Heavy Rain for a couple of hours so far, so I was kinda hoping Checkout White Knight Wannabe is a character in the game and was brought in here as part of the joke. But he's really just some douchebag who is trying to bang the cashier? That's some unintentional gold caught on video right there. In fact, they should have thrown in a White Knight trophy pop-up, like the one you get after the hooker's apartment.
Nate Baca He didnt say the game was bad. He said that he was hoping the creepy white knight cashier guy in the video was part of the joke....then realized the sad reality that the guy was just a creepy fuck trying to get in the cashiers pants.
keozeo If he played the game he would know it was part of the joke. The character he is imitating is constantly doing shit like that over the course of the entire game.
After 11 years of this being on youtube, I come back not only for the video itself, but for how uniquely and universally angry the comments are at the food court tough guy.
Honestly, he's even more perfect than I remember him. The houndstooth jacket and fauxhawk are just so... RIGHT. It's just the right guy. If his shirt collar was popped, he may transcend reality as he became exactly the guy who would've done something like this.
And thus, 8 years ago, a meme star was born. “I’ve fought guys like this before,” is a meme format used to this day. Here’s to more Mega64 as we roll into a new decade!
I watched this shortly after it was uploaded and laughed my ass off. Now, after actually playing Heavy Rain and rewatching it, I laughed twice as hard because I understood it all this time :P Also, the custodian at the end earns ten epic points.
This video sold us on buying Heavy Rain...however many years ago that was. We were not disappointed. In fact our expectations were exceeded. The most fun ps3 game of all time!
wow!....did those 2 people seriously ignore a guy coughing on the ground? i know this is a parody of Norman Jayden suffering the side effects of ARI but still, seriously? not even the usual "are you alright sir?" or anything like that?
Still occasionally go back to this one. It's a classic. A Detroit one would be fun, but Heavy Rain had a good amount of stilt making it a great Mega 64 game.
That ending music score that was at the very very end gave my goosebumps twice. as i re winded to hear it again. What is it? Where can I find that song.
"I've fought a guy like this before."
"That date will stick in your mind forever, I know it!"
Cracked me up hard. :P
Also I like how the chick shot him down by saying we're doing something, which was true
+OmegaMetroid93 I love how he just stayed in character LMAO
Just stays fully in character, unintimidated by the douchebag.
1:45 "ive fought a guy like this before." what a tough guy hes fought a fat dude in a trench coat. no offense Rocco
Such badassery, with that guy. He beats up fat old people!
I think that guy was referencing another Mega 64 video.
but his armor was so shiny
Mars your comment, kind Sir, made my day XD
cody kvintus dear god i laughed far too hard at this comment
"I fought a guy like him before".
Notice how he didn't specify the outcome.
He fought a gray-haired fat detective. He was defeated.
Press X to fight the guy before
RedB Ben That date will stick in your mind forever. I know it.
That's a major beta male right there 🤣
"Is this guy giving you a hard time?"
AKA: "I'M DESPERATE TO GET LAID!! I NEED TO GET LAID!! I'M SO FUCKING LONELY!"
I KNOW RIGHT, the way he walked in... oh god...
1:47 To be honest, getting into a fist fight with a randomly aggressive dude would be perfectly in line with the Scott Shelby storyline
Dayum, dat whiteknight tho, so edgy.
Hey bro, you better watch out with the sarcasm, I bet he's fought guys like you before.
+Justin Smith that guy was something out of fucking movie. Tough guy saying he beat the shit out of someone like that before.
The part with the quick time events killed me.
That guy trying to be a white knight but just comes off cringy
Get it? Bc there's an achievement called white knight in the game? 😀
Nah I think he was just trying to bring her into the woods
What a simp
Corny white knight, I would have dropped him on his face if i was the cameraman.
I know right. Total fuckin simp
Conspiracy theory: What if that dude DID fight Mega64 before since they usually film in the same general area, but he doesn't recognize Rocco through his detective disguise? dun dun dun
Notice how he doesn't say he won, Rocco beat his ass.
Been rewatching this video over the years, just saw this comment. That would be amazing
"That date will stick in your mind forever, I know it."
1:45 God I smell that guys Axe Body Spray from here.
DRUNK ASS GAMING and hair gel
Best comment referencing that instance.
hey man i like axe body spray, only phoenix though it helps hide the white owl smell
Lol 😂
You sure? He's fought game productions like you before.
these guys have so much fucking balls
I have watched a video like this before.
8 years later and I still laugh my ass off at this every time I watch it.
Same here. Classic
"I've fought guy like this before"
What an overweight old man? not impress tbh.
1:43
m'lady
realevilcorgi ''i've fought a guy like this before'' Yeah thats how you get the grills.
"I've fought guys like this before."
Yes, but have you quick-time event fought guys like this before?
I've only played Heavy Rain for a couple of hours so far, so I was kinda hoping Checkout White Knight Wannabe is a character in the game and was brought in here as part of the joke. But he's really just some douchebag who is trying to bang the cashier? That's some unintentional gold caught on video right there. In fact, they should have thrown in a White Knight trophy pop-up, like the one you get after the hooker's apartment.
Couple hours? Dude you haven't played the game. Go and play it from beginning to end and then I will take your ignorant comment into consideration.
Nate Baca He didnt say the game was bad. He said that he was hoping the creepy white knight cashier guy in the video was part of the joke....then realized the sad reality that the guy was just a creepy fuck trying to get in the cashiers pants.
keozeo If he played the game he would know it was part of the joke. The character he is imitating is constantly doing shit like that over the course of the entire game.
Nate Baca Not shelby. He meant the guy who threatened to fight Rocco.
Yeah, I was referring to the guy who walked in and did the tough act. My comment was not badmouthing or bashing the game.
"Is that him?" Fucking hilarious XD
"I've fought a guy like this before"
Whoa we got a badass over here!
Thinks his shit don’t stink
He beat up a fat dude in an overcoat
The fucking achievement made me fucking cry laughing, I love you guys.
1:46 WOAH, Watch out guys, we're dealing with a douchey badass over here!
I've fought a Jason like this before
After 11 years of this being on youtube, I come back not only for the video itself, but for how uniquely and universally angry the comments are at the food court tough guy.
You givin' us a hard time? We've commented about guys like you before.
Honestly, he's even more perfect than I remember him. The houndstooth jacket and fauxhawk are just so... RIGHT. It's just the right guy. If his shirt collar was popped, he may transcend reality as he became exactly the guy who would've done something like this.
1:43 so you've fought overweight crime fighting private investigators before? sure
TheVidzgamez73 who are actually traumatized serial child killers
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL he fought a guy like that before fucking watch out holy fuck you almost died
Rocco was so good as the detective
Putting the money completely back in the pocket is making me lose my shit lmao
Haha you guys are nuts! I love it!
One day soon they’ll hit that million subscribers for sure!
Random Mr. Sark sighting
It's the "JAAAAASON" parts that get me! Such an amazing game & comedic relief 😂😂😂
lol that white knight
"i've fought a guy like this before" OMG YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN TOUGH o.O
The part where they had problems with the quicktime prompts made me lose it
Sad that, even if it´s played, noone would/does help a collapsing man
🤷♂️🤦♂️
.... it was fake. It was obviously, obviously fake.
The bribe is hilarious.The guy's reaction
"I fought a guy like this once..... it's how I met my boyfriend actually."
"I've found a guy like this before." ARE YOU SERIOUS WHAT A LOSER OMFG XDDD
Jumpy doll thanks bro.
JAAAY SONNNN!
RINKU oh look. DERE HE IS
I always laugh when the guy asks "is that him?" and the trophy pops up saying "You were Jason." What a twist that would've been in the real game lmao!
"I GOTTA find Jason..." "Jasoooooon" laughed way too much. (and Rocco with trying to pay with cash haha)
When I played heavy rain, I did the shit at 1:09 all the time for shits and giggles. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw them at this part.
The orange juice part makes me laugh every time
I've fought a guy like this before
He must be one of Kramers guards XD
Now you guys need to do a Detroit Become Human one :P
he said he fought a guy like this before, he didnt say he won
Lol
I fought a guy like this before...I lost
And thus, 8 years ago, a meme star was born. “I’ve fought guys like this before,” is a meme format used to this day. Here’s to more Mega64 as we roll into a new decade!
The janitor is the real hero here. He shows a lot of concern about the situation. It's very touching
1:43 White knight appears
JAAASOOON
I gotta find Jason...
Haha, derricks fluid-like movements at 1:13 gets me everytime
I so respect that hot dog guy, pretty sure i would've completely lost my cool after him pulling away that dollar bill several times.
1:39 Is no one going to point out how flirty she was being. Go Rocco.
I FOUGHT A GUY LIKE THIS BEFORE LOLOL what does that meeeeean
Dude that white knight pfft
Press X to Jason
"R1"
Heavy rain was a unexpected masterpiece, the story and gameplay is amazing.
Loser "I've fought a guy like this before"
Rocco "that day will stick in your mind forever I know it"
It's OK guys, I found myself.
Everything is going to be OK now.
Now we gotta find Shaun.
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Yes?
HerrShaun SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN
Jayson!
JAYSAAAHN
Stupid coffee stand guy, you should've left the bar off his face so we all can see how tough he is.
I watched this shortly after it was uploaded and laughed my ass off. Now, after actually playing Heavy Rain and rewatching it, I laughed twice as hard because I understood it all this time :P
Also, the custodian at the end earns ten epic points.
1:50 Rocco just rolls with it
This video sold us on buying Heavy Rain...however many years ago that was. We were not disappointed. In fact our expectations were exceeded. The most fun ps3 game of all time!
It's funny because my name is Jason
Billy McCowwow JASON
I gotta find jason. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASOOOOOON! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAASOOOOOOON!
This video is a masterpiece.
The trophy "You were Jason" at the end cracks me up every time XD
JAAAAAAASOOOOON!!!!
SHAAAAAAAAAAUN!!!
Lmao I love how he tries to bribe the guy and his expression is like wtf man?
I still don't get how Rocco could contain himself at 1:48, if I were him, I simply would've burst out on laughter.
The end with the trophy achieving was the best 😹 I gotta find Jason lol
That janitor is probably a Private detective with deduction skills like that
Funniest stuff I seen in my entire life, a really excellent attempt to try to imitate the characters of the Heavy Rain 2010 game.
JAAASSOOOONNN!!!!!!
omfg that trophy pop. lost it
I hope we get a Heavy Rain remaster where the only change is it has an NPC who says, "I've fought guys like this before."
JAY-SOON
wow!....did those 2 people seriously ignore a guy coughing on the ground? i know this is a parody of Norman Jayden suffering the side effects of ARI but still, seriously? not even the usual "are you alright sir?" or anything like that?
***** I haven't watched the video since I made the comment but from what I remember the cameraman had a long distance lens
*****
ah, fair enough
I can't believe people took Rocco seriously. The power of a coat.
is that him?
the footprints lead here
1:45 SIMP ALERT!!!
maybe my favorite mega64 video
Still occasionally go back to this one. It's a classic. A Detroit one would be fun, but Heavy Rain had a good amount of stilt making it a great Mega 64 game.
Holy 🤬 this is so good 🤩😂 Nobody is better at finding the weirdest elements of games and forcing them on the public 🤚💸
Awesome video but why no Madison Paige?
"I've gotta find Jason" That part made me laugh :D
OMG after many years. you guys never fail to make laugh so hard. you guys are the fucking best!! i love you!!
JASON!!
No, SHAUN!
JAY-SON
That ending music score that was at the very very end gave my goosebumps twice. as i re winded to hear it again. What is it? Where can I find that song.
It's part of the Heavy Rain soundtrack
Yea I found the song, it was late night when i found this vid, my common sense meter was low. Thanks tho.
the OST was the best thing about Heavy Rain.
Can't believe 2017 is now. Still watching this thing :'D
HAHAHA
The miz has fought guys like that before
LMAO Not only does he look like the Miz, hes a pussy like him too
You came to see: 1:43 and the guy who fought many guys like him before.
1:47 simp alert
I've watched a vid like this before.
Still a classic because of the white knight xD
man this was 10 years ago
This is definitely my favorite Mega64 video
''ive fought a guy like this before'' LOOOOOOOOOOOL
I like when he's coughing and NO ONE helps or is concerned.... I can't believe this world
99% of comments: talking about the white knight1% of comments: talking about the video overall