Barstool Pizza Review - Sofia Pizza Shoppe (Home Of The $38 Pizza)

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  • Опубліковано 8 тра 2017
  • El Pres will step up to any challenge, and that is exactly what he did at Sofia Pizza Shoppe. The guys over at Sofia have created an extremely popular and internet-viral pizza that costs an astounding $38.
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  • @scottyp2505
    @scottyp2505 5 років тому +7506

    I love how you causally verbally attacked a stranger over his sweatshirt and went right back to the review I died lmao

  • @KC-xo6po
    @KC-xo6po 6 років тому +3276

    Aggressive "Cavs suck" there, the guy was not too thrilled with him. Hilarious

    • @johnthorne3401
      @johnthorne3401 5 років тому +80

      So Boston.

    • @JordanGreene27
      @JordanGreene27 5 років тому +95

      So douchey

    • @s7robe297
      @s7robe297 5 років тому +22

      Cave Man it’s true though. Cavs eat ass

    • @ryank6557
      @ryank6557 4 роки тому +17

      s7robe do now but in May 2017, the time of this vid, they were stacked asf, trying to go back to back and were murdering Boston by 40 on their own court in the playoffs

    • @christopheryasus3666
      @christopheryasus3666 4 роки тому +67

      The guy flat out won by not saying a word

  • @timhoffman1169
    @timhoffman1169 4 роки тому +828

    "breads got a lot of shit on it"
    - Dave Portney, professional food reviewer

    • @jemsar2
      @jemsar2 2 роки тому +4

      Famous last words too!

    • @jeffadams4590
      @jeffadams4590 Рік тому

      Very descriptive. You can almost taste the apizze with that. Use your words Dave lol

  • @Silverpaste
    @Silverpaste 2 роки тому +287

    these guys are straight savages. just come in and give 3.8 to their pizza and make the result viral 😂😂

    • @GARBO96
      @GARBO96 2 роки тому +12

      To be fair it was really just a Sicilian with a shit ton of topping

    • @InDisskyS131
      @InDisskyS131 Рік тому +8

      Well, he obviously rated it higher than what he really wanted to. That monstrosity looked disgusting

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass Рік тому +3

      Yaeh, but he gave almost an 8 to their regular pizza. They should be happy. He told them it's not his style of pizza.

    • @DirtyDirkDiggler
      @DirtyDirkDiggler 2 місяці тому

      The owner of the shop is asking for it by trolling with the $38 gimmick

  • @glockid90
    @glockid90 5 років тому +2968

    the whole slice, nobody knows the rules

    • @peartdahurt
      @peartdahurt 5 років тому +48

      glockid90 😂😂😂 Thank You!!! I really wish he would stop saying the whole "one bite, everybody knows the rules " gimmick because it's very worn out. I completely understand that that's his "niche" but it's very irritating at the same time when he essentially proceeds to eat the entire pizza at the same time as his "one bite review".

    • @EasyMoneySniper94
      @EasyMoneySniper94 5 років тому +5

      glockid90 literally busted out 😂😂

    • @WaddleDeeKnows
      @WaddleDeeKnows 5 років тому +75

      SkyDaddio that’s the joke lmao

    • @Xfacta12482
      @Xfacta12482 4 роки тому +26

      @@peartdahurt what if I told you that's the joke

    • @JohnDoe-vv3id
      @JohnDoe-vv3id 4 роки тому +2

      @@Xfacta12482 What if i told you that was a joke as well?

  • @MichaelScott075
    @MichaelScott075 7 років тому +2057

    Guy gets there at 6:00a to start making the pizza for 15 hours and then just gets all of his hopes destroyed by El Pres and the Pizza Maker.

    • @co8539
      @co8539 6 років тому +73

      Water Truck Productions his smug ass deserves to get his hopes crushed. Why tf you need to get here so early to make a pizza lol

    • @hamschh
      @hamschh 5 років тому +47

      @Almost Mr. Worldwide Umm, no. Even the best of the best make pizza without having to get there at 6am to begin. This is just a gimmick

    • @maykoluche1151
      @maykoluche1151 5 років тому +19

      @@hamschh Well you do have to get there early to prep the sough and ingredients early. Now 6:00am is a bit early something like 8:00am is ideal. I used to work at a artisan pizza place.

    • @antongirdeux07
      @antongirdeux07 5 років тому +10

      @Almost Mr. Worldwide im not even a pro and i can make dough in 2 hours letting it rise.... people arent eating pizza at 9am. open at 11, close at midnight, go in at 8a

    • @tobiasahlstrom4322
      @tobiasahlstrom4322 5 років тому +8

      @@antongirdeux07 you make dought for yourself. They make dough for more than one person. XD

  • @jond2720
    @jond2720 4 роки тому +492

    "It's for the dough enthusiasts"
    Next up, $50 burgers for the bun enthusiasts.

    • @ACE7O2
      @ACE7O2 3 роки тому +11

      dough is the main ingredient in pizza, and the meat is the main ingredient in a burger. So yes there are 50 dollar burgers for enthusiasts based on the main ingredient, "the meat"

    • @jond2720
      @jond2720 3 роки тому +16

      @@ACE7O2 r/whooosh

    • @jemsar2
      @jemsar2 2 роки тому +1

      Bun review,” This bun is not as good as the other bun. 5.2 is my score. Everyone knows the rules!”

    • @watermelon1221
      @watermelon1221 2 роки тому +1

      @@jond2720 reddit moment

    • @dontdex8221
      @dontdex8221 2 роки тому

      I am a potato connoisseur

  • @dannyh5937
    @dannyh5937 4 роки тому +83

    The guys working at Sofia's were not happy with the reviews of the $38 dollar pizza. I'm kind of happy that both reviews burst their 38 dollar bubble.

  • @Codyaf
    @Codyaf 6 років тому +3267

    if you multiply the time he got there by minimum wage and divide it by pizza dough you get 6 am.

    • @otter1942
      @otter1942 5 років тому +146

      this comment is too good for the youtube comments section

    • @johnchase4408
      @johnchase4408 5 років тому +8

      Awesome

    • @johnchase4408
      @johnchase4408 5 років тому +4

      @@otter1942 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

    • @elir5590
      @elir5590 5 років тому +2

      LMFAO

    • @RubberClits
      @RubberClits 5 років тому +18

      I don't get it. Please explain!

  • @adrianorizzopt
    @adrianorizzopt 5 років тому +1717

    This guy says one bite everybody knows the rules in his sleep 😂😂😂

    • @mr.h4544
      @mr.h4544 5 років тому +49

      Rizz Fitness 😂😂Bruh I feel like he says it and doesn’t even realize it

    • @antoniomontana6061
      @antoniomontana6061 4 роки тому +6

      Frankie complains when Dave rolls over and wakes Frankie up and one bites his pie

    • @Aaronschinaguide
      @Aaronschinaguide 4 роки тому +34

      yeah. One bite then proceeds to take more bites.

    • @greysonG10
      @greysonG10 4 роки тому +11

      Imagine how many fucked up pizza dreams he's had.

    • @localmilfchaser6938
      @localmilfchaser6938 4 роки тому

      Peter Dembowy same

  • @HomeDefender30
    @HomeDefender30 4 роки тому +233

    I’ve been making this pizza since 6 am
    Dave: I’m bout to blow a line, pop an addy and destroy your whole career. Everyone knows the rules.

    • @2onStikyiiky
      @2onStikyiiky Місяць тому

      About to whipe.my ass with your pride and joy here lmao

  • @ksimp1652
    @ksimp1652 2 роки тому +78

    “The breads got a lot of shit on it”
    This is a review I can trust, and I mean that genuinely that really spoke to me

  • @sylvestercrowley8909
    @sylvestercrowley8909 5 років тому +361

    "Not garlicky but the bread has a lot of shit on it" 👍👍beautiful

  • @Guy_LastName
    @Guy_LastName 6 років тому +1365

    that exchange about the pizza being 38 dollars and being there for 12 hours gave me aids

    • @corypilfold4288
      @corypilfold4288 4 роки тому +79

      Dont pretend you didn't already have aids guy

    • @jacobkessler7879
      @jacobkessler7879 3 роки тому +39

      Bro ikr it was so cringe

    • @christopherhill9174
      @christopherhill9174 3 роки тому +43

      That guys a moron

    • @aaronf5916
      @aaronf5916 3 роки тому +40

      Yeah the dude that works there is a fucking idiot

    • @Pepe-ts9ec
      @Pepe-ts9ec 3 роки тому +18

      He would have to be paid $3/hr for his wage to be less than the $38 cost of the pizza.

  • @killshot_tv7670
    @killshot_tv7670 4 роки тому +68

    Wait wtf he just stopped dead and roasted that poor guy mindin his own 😂

  • @therealjag
    @therealjag 4 роки тому +35

    "Breads got a lot of shit on it" love how technical he critiques it 😂😂😂

  • @zToXiiC
    @zToXiiC 7 років тому +721

    pizza is all these guys have and you took it from them

    • @vinniehuish3987
      @vinniehuish3987 5 років тому +81

      Its called the real world. Us Italians dont fuck around. You wanna promote your pizza it better be fuckin good. Especially in NY.

    • @animalbeast35
      @animalbeast35 5 років тому +32

      He’s not Italian

    • @Fritolay72
      @Fritolay72 4 роки тому +9

      Vinnie Huish “Portnoy” is Russian in origin. You fucking idiot.

    • @No1reallydies
      @No1reallydies 4 роки тому +17

      Vinnie Huish dave is a Jewish slav

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 4 роки тому +6

      @@animalbeast35 He's talking about the people who make pizza.

  • @craigvgs3924
    @craigvgs3924 7 років тому +332

    Prez with the Chokeslam, Frankie with the Tombstone

  • @EliM100
    @EliM100 3 роки тому +41

    This was the first Prez pizza review I stumbled across about a year ago.
    Since then I've seen hundreds.
    Now I stumbled across this again and it's like 3x as funny!

  • @thomasercolano7354
    @thomasercolano7354 4 роки тому +157

    I think we need to give Frankie his own show for Sicilian slices!

  • @kevinh3979
    @kevinh3979 6 років тому +670

    "It's for dough enthusiasts".

    • @nls8520
      @nls8520 5 років тому +45

      Haha I almost died from laughter when he said that oh man. LOl this is one for the dough enthusiasts!

    • @Pop101aka
      @Pop101aka 5 років тому +14

      that slid right under the radar lmfao

    • @heroesofhogan233
      @heroesofhogan233 4 роки тому +5

      K H ; Kind of like saying "It's for axle grease enthusiasts"........lol.

    • @The_Cannabis_Connoisseur
      @The_Cannabis_Connoisseur 4 роки тому +17

      It's for assholes who want to pay $38 for a 12 inch square pie!

    • @HomeDefender30
      @HomeDefender30 4 роки тому +3

      Or in laymen’s terms people who eat bread.

  • @jamesmarshal9860
    @jamesmarshal9860 5 років тому +786

    The professionalism lol the cavs sucks Lebron sucks and jumps back into the review 😂

    • @PaulTracey15
      @PaulTracey15 4 роки тому +3

      Bill Diuguid Jr hahahahahha I’m crying laughing at that part right now

    • @jimbrown341
      @jimbrown341 3 роки тому +5

      Jordan's better, everyone knows the rules (except Lebron who takes 4-5 steps and doesn't think that's a violation)

    • @Jiffchiropractor
      @Jiffchiropractor 3 роки тому +1

      Lmaoo lately it isnt a joke but more like truth

    • @snyper105
      @snyper105 3 роки тому

      @@Jiffchiropractor why dosent he like lebron james

    • @Gadsden-rn2wl
      @Gadsden-rn2wl 2 роки тому +1

      @@snyper105 cause he’s a floppy diva that sucks

  • @shoukugekida3619
    @shoukugekida3619 4 роки тому +99

    Man I just love how honest you are which is why I love this show. Straight up don’t give a damn of who’s watching or what you are eating because at the end of the day you are going to rate it fairly and I respect that

    • @jonathanmitchell8668
      @jonathanmitchell8668 2 роки тому +5

      Watch his one bite review for his own pizza. Lost integrity with that one. 10/10 for his own frozen pizza.

    • @purgeblm7095
      @purgeblm7095 2 роки тому +1

      It’s just pizza don’t be so deep lmao

    • @yuhhh3776
      @yuhhh3776 2 роки тому +10

      @@jonathanmitchell8668 lol what do you expect from him bro he probably sunk mad money into that endeavor, id hype my product up too

    • @longhairedqueer9365
      @longhairedqueer9365 2 роки тому

      @@jonathanmitchell8668 oh who cares lol, everyone reviews their own products perfectly you obviously watch an actual review to get an idea for it

    • @ashhawk2346
      @ashhawk2346 Рік тому

      @@jonathanmitchell8668 You took him seriously, that's pretty embarassing

  • @BrianTMD
    @BrianTMD 3 роки тому +84

    “My breads got a lot of shit on it”
    ... literally the definition of pizza

  • @Speedfreely
    @Speedfreely 5 років тому +532

    any correlation? $38 to a 3.8 rating?

    • @richardhead8264
      @richardhead8264 4 роки тому +41

      _Pentagon Decryption Office wants to know your location!_

    • @phillyant58
      @phillyant58 4 роки тому +1

      @@richardhead8264 😂😂😂

    • @JohannGambolputty22
      @JohannGambolputty22 4 роки тому +4

      He’s had other subconsciously rated reviews before. One person says 9.6 he goes 6.9.

    • @allaredumb2057
      @allaredumb2057 4 роки тому +3

      Went right over my head , thanks...this guy has to get culinary training

    • @pointless132
      @pointless132 4 роки тому

      O_O Oh shiiiiiit. Something really strange is going on!

  • @MikeStrafaci
    @MikeStrafaci 6 років тому +320

    3.8 god damn lmao cold blooded..

    • @davidwilch6509
      @davidwilch6509 5 років тому +42

      3.8 for a $38 pie...what an all time troll job

    • @onepunch5907
      @onepunch5907 5 років тому +6

      @@davidwilch6509 mystery solved 😂

    • @justsumdude7437
      @justsumdude7437 5 років тому

      You gotta divide the rating with how much the pizza is too expensive

    • @tylerfiecke
      @tylerfiecke 4 роки тому

      Barstool is for the working man

    • @fagbag9553
      @fagbag9553 4 роки тому

      @@tylerfiecke no titz not

  • @LH-cc6co
    @LH-cc6co 2 роки тому +11

    “I would rather pay $38 for the one slice instead of the big guy”
    Oo that burns.

  • @jscheid3
    @jscheid3 2 роки тому +214

    “One bite everyone knows the rules “ continues to take 7 seven bites lol , Love it

    • @DBreeazyy
      @DBreeazyy 2 роки тому +16

      That was one bite, bro, you know the rules.

    • @c_s_b_9_4
      @c_s_b_9_4 2 роки тому +10

      must be your first barstool pizza review video lol

    • @user-nj6rk5xs1m
      @user-nj6rk5xs1m 2 роки тому +4

      You must be new

    • @wizzlemane7308
      @wizzlemane7308 2 роки тому +3

      Obviously not a golfer.

    • @Supermanrs
      @Supermanrs 2 роки тому +2

      One bite= one slice

  • @bowtiedavis8332
    @bowtiedavis8332 5 років тому +30

    “Not garlicy but the breads got a lot of shit on it” lmao

  • @rbjs7
    @rbjs7 3 роки тому +24

    "Not garlicky but the bread has a lot of shit on it" - this guys is a poet haha

  • @illuviium
    @illuviium 3 роки тому +22

    The balls on dave and Frankie tbh. Giving the second pie a shit rating right in front of the pizza crew. The fucking balls. I could never lmaooooaoaoo. Nerves of steel. Brutally honest to the max. Love it

    • @elantonelle
      @elantonelle Рік тому

      @JulianChristopher the slice isnt 38

    • @elantonelle
      @elantonelle Рік тому

      @JulianChristopher its dense, its a lot of food

  • @j0ey4real
    @j0ey4real 5 років тому +15

    Legend has it, the guy is still back there making the pizza

  • @rhcp4life697
    @rhcp4life697 3 роки тому +19

    “12 divided by 38”?! This guy thinks minimum wage is around .31 cents 🤣😂

  • @rosetodaro5081
    @rosetodaro5081 4 роки тому +15

    I always love when I can hear a crunch with every bite, not just with the crust

  • @mikedemicco2115
    @mikedemicco2115 2 роки тому +14

    My guy just verbally pushed that cavs fan shit all the way in and continued with the review😂

    • @bagginbrooks6573
      @bagginbrooks6573 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, that cavs fans a bitch for not coming back by calling him a Screech lookin mother fucker.

  • @jaybusa3302
    @jaybusa3302 4 роки тому +14

    Frankie looked like he was scared to admit that pizza was shitty.....😂😂

  • @DiamondHandsDetailingLLC
    @DiamondHandsDetailingLLC 5 років тому +49

    Curious as to why i get so much pleasure in watching this dude eat pizza

  • @drmariopepper4354
    @drmariopepper4354 5 років тому +90

    0:42 perfect example of a NE Sport fan

    • @robolivieri9915
      @robolivieri9915 5 років тому +7

      You hate us cause you ain't us.

    • @drewharry88
      @drewharry88 4 роки тому +4

      Bro.. yall got the Knicks... who suck.. The Nets...who suck and will still suck even with Snake ass bitch Durant... The Jets who suck.. The Giants who suck... The Yankees and the only fucks who care about a boring ass sport like baseball are annoying NE fucks so fuck the Yankees.. and fuck the NE.. yall got big mouths, little dicks and cant fight. Come to the South and run those mouths and get dropped.

    • @drewharry88
      @drewharry88 4 роки тому +1

      @@advcss I watched him 3-4 times a week for 7 seasons.. hes a bitch ass who wont put the Nets into contention. Fuck the northeast.

    • @Wwes1991
      @Wwes1991 4 роки тому

      @@drewharry88 you're an idiot lmao

    • @Thebrothaisback
      @Thebrothaisback 4 роки тому

      @@drewharry88 the Giants and Yankees are all time greats

  • @weeded90
    @weeded90 4 роки тому +11

    “The breads got alot of shit on it” brilliant 🤣

  • @stuntmangMUSIC
    @stuntmangMUSIC 2 роки тому +15

    "One bite everyone knows the rules" as he always takes several bites right away

  • @porkiusmaximus1987
    @porkiusmaximus1987 6 років тому +260

    Frankie looks like a young Seth McFarlane

    • @85geoffm
      @85geoffm 5 років тому +11

      One cartoon show, everybody knows The Simpsons

    • @alikarami2692
      @alikarami2692 5 років тому

      First i saw your comment and i thought it's not gonna be that similar... IT WAS.😂😅

    • @rthompson9809
      @rthompson9809 4 роки тому

      Gayest comments everyone knows the rules...

  • @jonathanbrand3379
    @jonathanbrand3379 5 років тому +35

    "I fought in a war for yuos!"

  • @scottraeder7237
    @scottraeder7237 4 роки тому +5

    Nothing better then eating a pie and watching the pizza reviews thanks Dave

  • @jonterneuzen9758
    @jonterneuzen9758 4 роки тому +87

    Takes 7 bites: “one bite everyone knows the rules”

    • @Maksymetzmj
      @Maksymetzmj 3 роки тому +8

      Lol, I like when he's half a slice deep and says "One bite, everyone knows the rules"

  • @daniellada4378
    @daniellada4378 5 років тому +141

    I love the random shit that happens in these vids😂

  • @gonzisonsbc
    @gonzisonsbc 5 років тому +6

    LOL There is some sort of confrontation in the beginning of every video. It's so NYC. Love this guy.

  • @danadamczyk3295
    @danadamczyk3295 3 роки тому +12

    That lebron jab shows his true commitment to the brand and I respect the integrity.

  • @jethawk1172
    @jethawk1172 3 роки тому +9

    One criticism, everyone knows they want to see pres get kicked out.
    Dang man frankie was bold “I’ve had better” freaking took me out😂

  • @bigpopslaflare
    @bigpopslaflare 6 років тому +14

    I’m dying laughing after he gave it a 3.8

  • @emmettmcdonagh1437
    @emmettmcdonagh1437 3 роки тому +5

    There’s no better feeling than correctly calling what he’s gonna score it

  • @fatimamartinez6384
    @fatimamartinez6384 4 роки тому +115

    “One bite everybody know the rules “
    * takes 7000 bites*
    *mouth full of pizza*
    “One bite everybody knows the rules” 😂😂😂😂

    • @EduardoMartinez-rc2cc
      @EduardoMartinez-rc2cc 4 роки тому +1

      Fatima Martinez for real Lmaoo

    • @bogdantureac4662
      @bogdantureac4662 4 роки тому +9

      you must be new

    • @ryanm7087
      @ryanm7087 3 роки тому +1

      Right?! Thinking the same exact thing lmao... And that's every video he does this

  • @filipmatek
    @filipmatek 11 місяців тому +3

    6 years ago this was unheard of, now it's common practice

  • @jordanbaptiste4260
    @jordanbaptiste4260 7 років тому +384

    Hire me and I'll run around Canada doing poutine reviews

    • @aegontargaryen573
      @aegontargaryen573 6 років тому +4

      i wish

    • @aegontargaryen573
      @aegontargaryen573 6 років тому +18

      Jack I don’t know a single Canadian who supports that soy boy PM of ours. He will be gone in 2019

    • @ryand589
      @ryand589 6 років тому +1

      Aegon Targaryen true

    • @WisecrackJax
      @WisecrackJax 5 років тому +6

      Canada sucks, buddy. Poutine sucks.

    • @Corrosion37
      @Corrosion37 5 років тому +12

      One curd everyone know the rules eh?

  • @ryandiver2602
    @ryandiver2602 7 років тому +62

    Frankie with the stone cold stunner

    • @BlazedBob
      @BlazedBob 4 роки тому

      He destroyed this place. Didn't look that good anyway. Cheese wasn't melted right etc.

  • @5T3V3
    @5T3V3 10 місяців тому +1

    “That’s called a 9-5, welcome to the real world”
    I fucking love Dave 😂😂

    • @Celtics20
      @Celtics20 10 місяців тому

      😂😂😂

  • @WRKellogg
    @WRKellogg Рік тому +2

    0:42 the real Dave so sick love it

  • @DoctorWho1983
    @DoctorWho1983 5 років тому +15

    3.8 score for $38 dollars, quite the coincidence!

  • @H.O.34Dr3am
    @H.O.34Dr3am 5 років тому +9

    O:41 he sees his target and he unleashes ultimate fatality

  • @Eastmoline309
    @Eastmoline309 4 роки тому +33

    I love how he always says “one bite everybody knows the rules” then proceeds to devour the pizza 😂

  • @chrisb2038
    @chrisb2038 3 роки тому +3

    3:57 SUS AMOGUS SUSSY

  • @calvinthebull4849
    @calvinthebull4849 5 років тому +194

    half assed, expensive chicago style deep dish pizza. Nice try, new york.

    • @RoughRaiders13
      @RoughRaiders13 4 роки тому +31

      Chicago pizza sucks. Chicago makes casserole, not pizza.

    • @jameshayes9849
      @jameshayes9849 4 роки тому +4

      Chicago pizza does suck! I'm from NYC now in North Jersey Bergan County....Any pizza shop I've been in my life in NYC or NJ destroys that Chicago shit! Chicago is an awesome city we had a blast there! But the 4 of us were do disappointed with the Chicago pizza! It sucked big-time! 👎👎👎

    • @MrEpicface97
      @MrEpicface97 4 роки тому +20

      New York sucks enjoy the rat droppings in your $1 slice

    • @jameshayes9849
      @jameshayes9849 4 роки тому +4

      @@MrEpicface97 bah hahahaha he said rat droppings!!! Shiiiiiiiiiit 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @mightymochi6320
      @mightymochi6320 4 роки тому +4

      MrEpicface97 you children getting so tribal over something as trivial as pizza, pathetic

  • @michaeldoesit831
    @michaeldoesit831 7 років тому +429

    Pres has taste buds of a 7 year old. Cheese pizza and cheezits

    • @alexanderkareh6832
      @alexanderkareh6832 6 років тому +31

      Mike T he does it because it’s the same everywhere.

    • @MaikNL
      @MaikNL 6 років тому +31

      it's the golden slice

    • @chrisjosephbenson
      @chrisjosephbenson 6 років тому +54

      He has the refined taste buds of an authentic Italian.

    • @42narwhalss
      @42narwhalss 5 років тому +10

      Cheese is the only slice that matters

    • @gawdayum6252
      @gawdayum6252 5 років тому +18

      That’s why everything else is called a topping. To top it off. Cheese pizza is the OG way to go.

  • @mju34
    @mju34 3 роки тому +9

    7:10 this man just sat and watched while Frankie and Portnoy took turns with his wife

  • @derekhafenmaier1473
    @derekhafenmaier1473 2 роки тому +2

    Absolutely vicious when faced with adversity. Love it.

  • @brandonwood5701
    @brandonwood5701 7 років тому +58

    Yes Frankie finally got in on a review Atta Boy!

  • @adrianorizzopt
    @adrianorizzopt 5 років тому +6

    This guy says one bite everybody knows the rules in his sleep 😂 😂😂

  • @Xdbgaming707
    @Xdbgaming707 4 роки тому +8

    “I got this guy inna mental pretzel”

  • @F3ND1MUS
    @F3ND1MUS 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you for being such a great person.

  • @daveyfadess
    @daveyfadess 5 років тому +24

    Ya that sucks for $38

  • @GARBO96
    @GARBO96 2 роки тому +9

    I really feel sorry for the people waiting a month for a specialty Sicilian that cost 38 bucks

  • @ItsCriti
    @ItsCriti 4 роки тому +1

    0:42
    I couldn't stop watching 😂😂

  • @timothyhoover2850
    @timothyhoover2850 2 роки тому +15

    “One bite, everyone knows the rules.”
    *then proceeds to shove 7 bites down before reviewing*
    Love this dude, love the vids lol

  • @8ullfrog
    @8ullfrog 2 роки тому +5

    I love the aggressive corner crust bite while it's still hot, so the review is honest.

  • @ohainickify
    @ohainickify 3 роки тому +5

    Lmfaooooo man I love trying to predict the ratings before he gives them, based on the reaction after the first bite…first plain cheese slice, when he said confidently “I like this pizza” definitely an 8, man he goes with 7.9! The gimmick pizza….he was disappointed I threw out a 6.7, and he crushed me with the 3.8…..but then right at the end of the video - BAM I KNEW IT! It’s usually pretty easy to judge what rating they’re gonna give before they say it

  • @nicklo4537
    @nicklo4537 4 роки тому

    you hear the crunch on the slice....music to my ears

  • @daviebroy9174
    @daviebroy9174 4 роки тому

    Hittin em hard with the sub 4 score Dave, DAMN!

  • @drewmow
    @drewmow 4 роки тому +3

    Seth McFarland son in the end is priceless

  • @MarkStaite
    @MarkStaite 5 років тому +7

    Brutal review! I love it!

  • @Ocgt
    @Ocgt 2 роки тому +1

    Crust had a nice little crunch. The cheese wasn’t overly greasy. It had a lot of eye appeal. If ever in the area I’ll have to try.
    “One bite, everyone knows the rules” proceeds to take 5-10 bites depending on quality I’d assume 🤷‍♂️🤣

  • @foolishevil
    @foolishevil 4 роки тому +2

    goat barstool review. them boys keep it real

  • @shaneconner174
    @shaneconner174 5 років тому +39

    Everybody knows the rules, 1 bump, 1 slice, 1 douchebag.

  • @rightyourwrong
    @rightyourwrong 7 років тому +33

    this segment is literally where pres shines like the dirtry dirty pres he his. this and goalie challenge

  • @yukijadenfilms3425
    @yukijadenfilms3425 2 роки тому

    3:10 that was probably the funniest exchange I’ve ever seen

  • @davidpatrick8153
    @davidpatrick8153 5 років тому +24

    Detroit's Buddy's will put that pizza in a Stone Cold Stunner!!!

  • @elpres9670
    @elpres9670 7 років тому +100

    Excellent Pizza Review

    • @thomasrainbow
      @thomasrainbow 4 роки тому

      This entire comment plus the replies is the reason we go to war and kill people. lol

  • @nicksgroi6287
    @nicksgroi6287 3 роки тому +3

    Watching this felt like I had eyes on me as well lol. Lots of pressure! Good review Prez!

  • @Keaks_
    @Keaks_ 2 роки тому +2

    7:02 the pan to the owner is heartbreaking.

    • @JJunkAFunk
      @JJunkAFunk Рік тому +1

      I see it as an opportunity to improve. Improve the recipe, the price, and the wait time. You got yourself a better pizza.

  • @captainron4470
    @captainron4470 5 років тому +6

    I can't catch my breath. I'm laughing so hard at him talking shit to the guy at the beginning wearing a cavs hoodie hahahaha

  • @hughjass1724
    @hughjass1724 4 роки тому +5

    “I can taste different shit going on” - Dave Portnoy

  • @scottalderson8673
    @scottalderson8673 3 роки тому

    I'm watching this on September 19th 2020 @ 12:06 a.m.. Eastern Standard Time... Toronto Canada

  • @chuyy__
    @chuyy__ 2 роки тому +2

    “one bite everyone knows the rules” proceeds to take 10 bites

  • @foolishevil
    @foolishevil 4 роки тому +3

    "It's for dough enthusiasts" hahaha

  • @_Majoras
    @_Majoras 7 років тому +245

    ONE BITE THATS THE RULES: eats 34% of the pizza

    • @Tom_Ciccone
      @Tom_Ciccone 6 років тому +24

      Called being funny you moron.....

    • @tinysupreme6417
      @tinysupreme6417 6 років тому +29

      One bite everyone knows the rules

    • @doyouevendab
      @doyouevendab 5 років тому +3

      You new? Binge watch a few lol

    • @nickm8874
      @nickm8874 5 років тому +3

      151 likes for this shit

    • @ADane-pv1uo
      @ADane-pv1uo 5 років тому +1

      How observant of you...

  • @rustyshackleford706
    @rustyshackleford706 2 роки тому +1

    The guy is funny “No no no they’ll Mutumbo you right in the face” 😂😂

  • @machia0705
    @machia0705 2 роки тому

    Valpones in Newark. The best.
    But you’ll need a time machine to go back to NJ in 1965 to taste it. When Joey Bell took over it was never the same.

  • @eatmyass4574
    @eatmyass4574 3 роки тому +4

    I love how, for all of his bravado, el pres acknowledges that hes out of his depth in deep dish pizza.

  • @stephenmilligan3762
    @stephenmilligan3762 4 роки тому +3

    i love how he always says one bite everyone knows the rules but always takes about 6 first lol

    • @james9857
      @james9857 4 роки тому +2

      stephen milligan that’s the joke bruh

    • @stephenmilligan3762
      @stephenmilligan3762 4 роки тому

      @@james9857 I'm not complaining about it man gives me a laugh Everytime

  • @DZ-cf6sj
    @DZ-cf6sj 2 роки тому +1

    Busta Rhymes coined "They just hate me cuz they *ain't* me" in 1994 filming Higher Learning, released January 11, 1995. You would've been 17.

  • @archangelz558
    @archangelz558 2 роки тому

    Damn, if you tell me this video was taken yesterday I wouldn’t doubt it. Literally the same thing 😂

  • @mariogamefreak1
    @mariogamefreak1 3 роки тому +7

    This is the first time I’ve seen him sit down for a review.