Keith Chuaga's Con Story - Cheza chini, cheza chini!!

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  • @martinthumbi7335
    @martinthumbi7335 4 роки тому +36

    Buda...! Umebuy shamba...tangu leo we ni land owner 😂😂😂😂my ribs

  • @asigererupe9406
    @asigererupe9406 4 роки тому +54

    This con story takes the crown 😂😂😂😂 Laughed so hard! He’s such a storyteller though!

  • @oumaalando7405
    @oumaalando7405 4 роки тому +31

    His narration was the best of the series so far

  • @TheMsChrisie
    @TheMsChrisie 4 роки тому +25

    Hahahaha.. my aunty was conned that way many years back when Nokia 3310 was the **sh around Christmas time too. But she got her money back. She came back the next day with a cop friend of hers and the guy was on the same street, alihandwa, ilibidi arudishe pesa! Then he asks for his matope phone back ati ni biz.

  • @marykioko8427
    @marykioko8427 4 роки тому +36

    And the con story Oscar award goes to? 😂😂😂

  • @SYBRAN
    @SYBRAN 4 роки тому +14

    I can relate. Was also conned the exact same way 😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is funniest thing on UA-cam 😂😂

  • @ngugijohnson6750
    @ngugijohnson6750 4 роки тому +11

    I fell for this in 2008. I've never felt more stupid in my life

  • @kanyaakitili9692
    @kanyaakitili9692 5 років тому +17

    That laugh at the end is more of a cry... We feel you brother.

  • @thatguynitram
    @thatguynitram 5 років тому +10

    This is literally me but the industry has grown and developed. More trustworthy thieves. I didn't believe that OLX is the home of thieves till it happened to me.

  • @trishtrish2349
    @trishtrish2349 4 роки тому +13

    LOL THIS IS THE FUNNIEST YOU TUBE VIDEO IVE EVER WATCHED

  • @claudiachege1640
    @claudiachege1640 3 роки тому

    LANDOWNER it has made my day waaaa

  • @leilamohammed1759
    @leilamohammed1759 4 роки тому +11

    I almost chocked on water at the afro part.

    • @roy254ify
      @roy254ify 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @sharonckipchumba
    @sharonckipchumba 4 роки тому +6

    The laughter though.. It's more funnier than the story itself 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
    Me I won't tell anyone

  • @alexanderodhiambo
    @alexanderodhiambo 4 роки тому +4

    This is my EXACT Con Story

  • @nanadeeentertainment.queen4187
    @nanadeeentertainment.queen4187 4 роки тому +2

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂..dhz guy made me laugh at my own con story for the first time one year ago,,,now the pain is alittle relieved,,,😂😂😂,,thankyu,,

  • @ivywalowe7821
    @ivywalowe7821 4 роки тому +12

    Eti even my chief will come home to visit 😂

  • @martincyril4881
    @martincyril4881 4 роки тому +5

    I was conned the same way..by a taxi drive though...he told me a Chinese guy have left the phone in his car...

  • @ijayilumumba6012
    @ijayilumumba6012 4 роки тому

    this is the best

  • @gracenyaboke8483
    @gracenyaboke8483 4 роки тому +1

    Wueh..im sure you had a terrible christmas bila simu.You are hilarious though.

  • @michellemukbang
    @michellemukbang 4 роки тому +1

    Your laughter is soo addictive!

  • @deepsavannah9723
    @deepsavannah9723 4 роки тому +3

    Uyoo jamaa alishout budaa umebuy shambaa, 😂😂😂😂hataona heaven that was savage😂😂

  • @virtualassistant8414
    @virtualassistant8414 4 роки тому +1

    I'm rolling on the floor! My ribs!!

  • @SWALAguangzhou
    @SWALAguangzhou 4 роки тому +4

    😹😹😹😹😹 I laughed so loud among foreigners and everybody looked at me ahahahha

  • @bellaolum9768
    @bellaolum9768 4 роки тому +3

    I'm literally on the floor 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @janemwaura5156
    @janemwaura5156 4 роки тому +1

    waah am in tears, this guy is hilarious

  • @AnalystTosh
    @AnalystTosh 4 роки тому +4

    I haven’t laughed so hard in a minute..... 😂 😂 😂

  • @imanipower2022
    @imanipower2022 4 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣ave not laughed this hard for a long time!!! Your such a story teller 😂😂😂

  • @lorenonyango3387
    @lorenonyango3387 3 роки тому +1

    Aki pole... This story is so real😂😂😂😂

  • @issabelakia9135
    @issabelakia9135 4 роки тому +3

    This was the best story have ever had and the guy him self is so funny I laughed so hard my goodness 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @derrickotieno6694
    @derrickotieno6694 4 роки тому +1

    you are a very good narator. nikama drama nikama video

  • @coffeewithmamadelilah5002
    @coffeewithmamadelilah5002 4 роки тому +5

    I love how you narrate 😂😂😂

  • @lamfy4098
    @lamfy4098 4 роки тому +8

    We ni land owner Nairobi😂😂😂

  • @paulinenyaga8823
    @paulinenyaga8823 4 роки тому

    This was hilarious from chezi chini to the afro!! Am totally subscribing, am sure you have more stories.

  • @Blessedfaith-offical
    @Blessedfaith-offical 4 роки тому +1

    The alert signals were on but you don't have to time to think twice 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this soo hilarious conned I have ever heard

  • @cathykaruga6247
    @cathykaruga6247 4 роки тому

    This is the funniest janjaruka story. Karibu Nairobbery 😂😂

  • @bmm760036
    @bmm760036 4 роки тому +1

    Hands down the funniest con story ever😂😂😂 when ever I’m having a bad day I’ll watch this...thanks for sharing Keith and for being man enough to laugh at yourself 😅😅😅

  • @mercymacharia2465
    @mercymacharia2465 4 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂the way he says cheza chini aah😂😂

  • @NellyMbotela254
    @NellyMbotela254 4 роки тому +1

    This same con happened to me. LOL!!! I checked the phone then because of kanjo, he had to sneak it into my bag. When I got to a "safe" place, it was phone case filled with mud. The bugger exchanged it with a decoy.

    • @pkyegon
      @pkyegon 3 роки тому +1

      Still laughing at u🤣🤣🤣

  • @lucykabi8339
    @lucykabi8339 3 роки тому +1

    I'm laughing so hard

  • @chelangatdaisy1497
    @chelangatdaisy1497 4 роки тому +3

    Even my chief will come and look at that thing hahaa

  • @rachelmwangi4324
    @rachelmwangi4324 4 роки тому +1

    you are so hilarious, ihavent laughed this hard.

  • @elvisgitonga3106
    @elvisgitonga3106 4 роки тому +5

    I have a con story ,this happened,recently and I would love to share

  • @Sarangeivy
    @Sarangeivy 4 роки тому

    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 This was funnnyyyyy/sad loved your narration. My phone was also stolen last yr Jan wasn't easy😂😂!! Nairoberry

  • @kirimikajuju
    @kirimikajuju 4 роки тому +4

    Now this is funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Titus_G
    @Titus_G 4 роки тому

    Best Con story 😂😂😂😂

  • @malihaa5158
    @malihaa5158 4 роки тому

    Umenimaliza budaaa 😂😂😂😂 cheza chini...enyewe Nairoberry Kila mtu ni land owners 😂😂😂 tulichezewa tu chini 😂😂

  • @beckychepngetich758
    @beckychepngetich758 4 роки тому

    The same thing happened to my mother n at that time my brother was in the hospital after operation. She gave out katululu n 5k just to get touch screen. 😂😂😂😂my friend it was all mud

  • @susanndanu5727
    @susanndanu5727 4 роки тому +4

    😂😂🤣🤣🤣 my dad was conned the exact way. Pesa ya kulipa stima 6k and his Motorola went like that. He was actually instructed to open akiwa home. So you can imagine our excitement as a family waiting to see touch screen 😅😅😅😅😅. My dad didnt leave the house for a whole week. We still laugh at it 15yrs later.

    • @Blessedfaith-offical
      @Blessedfaith-offical 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can imagine how it was with all curiosity of the whole family to see the touch screen

  • @magarematara8919
    @magarematara8919 4 роки тому +2

    This gentleman has made my night,he made it so funny

  • @melvinmurithi
    @melvinmurithi 3 роки тому +1

    hahaha

  • @victorrotich1496
    @victorrotich1496 4 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂this is exactly me. Hapo Tom Mboya near Archives

    • @Blessedfaith-offical
      @Blessedfaith-offical 4 роки тому

      😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 I have never been coned though that the mostly place I found people crying for being conned the worse street in Nairobi Tom Mboya street

  • @nigeljonathan8810
    @nigeljonathan8810 4 роки тому +1

    This almost happened to me at archives! Thank goodness i didnt fall into it!

  • @terrygathu6196
    @terrygathu6196 4 роки тому +3

    laughed so hard i cried

  • @nimuhsteve1079
    @nimuhsteve1079 4 роки тому

    I wish this can be acted surely by then was not funny but Buda nimecheka Aki ati ume buy shamba Sasa wewe Ni land owner...Ngai whaaaaaaaaat???

  • @Prayerpartnerinternational
    @Prayerpartnerinternational 4 роки тому

    Aki yao!...Pole but the shamba part is funny....

  • @carolinesirjay2957
    @carolinesirjay2957 4 роки тому

    Hapo kuambiwa umenunua shamba🤣🤣🤣🤣 na kuambiwa cheza chini juu ya kanjo🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏🙆

  • @williamwaichigo2137
    @williamwaichigo2137 4 роки тому +2

    Buda umebuy shamba wee ni land owner hahaaaaaaaaaa

  • @damaclinemowry5373
    @damaclinemowry5373 4 роки тому +2

    Am I the only one who didn't laugh even once???🤔🤔🤔

    • @GeorgeOtieno
      @GeorgeOtieno 4 роки тому

      at least I smiled

    • @HM-sv6zr
      @HM-sv6zr 4 роки тому +1

      Your sense of humor must be really bad then!!!

  • @bigben3462
    @bigben3462 4 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣kumbe hii kucheza chini ilianzia kitambo sana..mama yanguu,

  • @franciscananjalla8006
    @franciscananjalla8006 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wewe kila kitu ni funny tu..Aki umenimaliza

  • @justelena4517
    @justelena4517 4 роки тому

    The way you putting it it's kinda funny 😂😂😂

  • @peterkabiru5144
    @peterkabiru5144 4 роки тому +1

    great you overcame. time is a healer. We all have our own stories we can tell that have made us better on how to stay alert and keep off fraud

    • @shirleyn.8563
      @shirleyn.8563 4 роки тому

      I needed to hear this. I was conned yesterday

  • @shirukamau68
    @shirukamau68 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 land owner!!!I used to sell phones hapo tom mboya street back in 2009 and the no of people that were conned this way were AALOOOT, matope or dummy used to be sold to un suspecting victims.

  • @devannamatsi7049
    @devannamatsi7049 4 роки тому +1

    Natafuta hawa majamaa sana I want to try teach them a lesson

  • @stanleykidiga3419
    @stanleykidiga3419 4 роки тому

    Hauko solo, I lost my first phone n 600 bob

  • @catekamau4882
    @catekamau4882 4 роки тому +1

    This is the funniest con story ever! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hoorulain5527
    @hoorulain5527 4 роки тому

    Haki pole.that almost happened to me hio area ya the stanely hotel.but I was older and wiser.he never got me.i remember looking at him straight in to the eye telling him sitaki.

  • @robzmagik
    @robzmagik 4 роки тому +1

    waaa... I was conned close to the same style

  • @akinyiolando4718
    @akinyiolando4718 4 роки тому

    This is the best con story I’ve watched...😂😂😂😂 I’ve never laughed this hard....Woi!...

  • @faithbundi8758
    @faithbundi8758 4 роки тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣 this is the funniest

  • @danielruttobrands7900
    @danielruttobrands7900 4 роки тому

    this exact story happened to me. cheza chini cheza chini hahaha... gave the bugger my mulika mwizi plus pocket money mom had just sent me...

  • @joewambugu2397
    @joewambugu2397 4 роки тому

    Cheza chini !

  • @keziahnerima4818
    @keziahnerima4818 4 роки тому

    Mine is actually worse cause after giving them my phone plus money they started following me and demanding for more money or to take me to the cops for promoting crime! I have never been more terrified my entire life! 🤦

  • @gregorykiprop2538
    @gregorykiprop2538 3 роки тому

    He is a storyteller, this guy. Hahaha!

  • @biwotisaac9851
    @biwotisaac9851 4 роки тому +4

    part ya land owner😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @susanngugi6582
    @susanngugi6582 4 роки тому

    Woii it happened to me exactly back in 2010/11 but sikuenda kwa repair😂😂😂😂

  • @mejawameja297
    @mejawameja297 4 роки тому

    Brooooo....im fucking dying!!!

  • @umbassa
    @umbassa 5 років тому +5

    The saddest thing about being scammed like this is that it scars you for life. The sadder thing is that people are still being scammed in town today the same way with refined skills from the scammers(especially on OLX). The best thing to do after you've experienced this is talking about it with your closest confidant and the emotional burden will be ease kidogo. You should also stop blaming yourself and accept that shit happens.

    • @onlimas1044
      @onlimas1044 4 роки тому

      What’s OLX?

    • @user-im3if5mz7p
      @user-im3if5mz7p 4 роки тому +1

      @@onlimas1044 it is an online marketing shop in Kenya

    • @shirleyn.8563
      @shirleyn.8563 4 роки тому +1

      Thanks I really needed to hear this. I was conned yesterday

    • @umbassa
      @umbassa 4 роки тому +1

      @@shirleyn.8563 Pole mamii. If it's money, you can always get it back. What's hard to get back is the emotional impact of being conned. For this please try and talk it out and describe the events that happened with sensitive friends. These friends won't laugh at you for being conned but they'll listen and reassure you. Talk it out. With time, you'll forget about it. Don't stay in the house as well. Get out and have some fresh air and take a walk, listen to some upbeat music to cheer your heart up and you'll be okay. With love. Joe ❤

    • @shirleyn.8563
      @shirleyn.8563 4 роки тому

      @@umbassa Thank you Joe

  • @susanruo8087
    @susanruo8087 4 роки тому

    Nimecheka yangu yote 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sherrizmideva4524
    @sherrizmideva4524 4 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m on the floor💀😂😂

  • @jomurugi3385
    @jomurugi3385 4 роки тому

    Very artistic way of narrating

  • @juliasarkadi
    @juliasarkadi 4 роки тому

    The narration though😅😅😅😅

  • @frikay1
    @frikay1 4 роки тому +1

    Cheza chini Buda😂😂😂😂

  • @marymbuthia90
    @marymbuthia90 4 роки тому

    Watching the story now..aki nmecheka to death..this guy is a real comedian!!

  • @sanyuable
    @sanyuable 4 роки тому

    stress killer story. !!!!!LOL

  • @Becca.achieng
    @Becca.achieng 4 роки тому +1

    😂Ati umebuy shamba😂😂😂we ni land owner 😂😂😂

  • @justelena4517
    @justelena4517 4 роки тому

    And then am 20😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nymphaclarangatha1998
    @nymphaclarangatha1998 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂He is such an owesome story teller😁😁🤣🤣am in stitches!!

  • @ciirulastborn9655
    @ciirulastborn9655 4 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tracytabitha
    @tracytabitha 4 роки тому +1

    funniest conVersation

  • @juliesintameikieti9988
    @juliesintameikieti9988 8 місяців тому

    Cheza chini thing 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @derrickotieno6694
    @derrickotieno6694 4 роки тому

    BUDA: Makanjo na makarao cheza chini.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahahaha umenimaliza yangu yote

  • @kiprotichvictor9483
    @kiprotichvictor9483 4 роки тому

    Apparently Kila mtu ameibiwa hii Nairobi,bro tuko wengi malandowners!!

  • @lameckk.c1582
    @lameckk.c1582 4 роки тому +3

    Hii ni biz ya fala 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrsMabusu
    @MrsMabusu 4 роки тому

    This is so funny 😆

  • @violetingahizu1114
    @violetingahizu1114 4 роки тому

    Land owner hahahahahahahaaa..... Aki hii imeniweza, this man is telling the story soo nicely hadi anajichekelea haha aki wewe landlord mwitu

  • @lindahopondo7833
    @lindahopondo7833 5 років тому +1

    😂 😂 😂 This one made me laugh harder

  • @Chairman047
    @Chairman047 4 роки тому +1

    *🤣🤣🤣🤣 ur funny makanjo na makarao*

  • @dailymotivation245
    @dailymotivation245 4 роки тому

    I almost died🤣🤣🤣

  • @zunaiandre2341
    @zunaiandre2341 4 роки тому

    I didn't see this coming,this guy had me on my knees,and m quarantining