THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES #38 - Lost and Found
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- Опубліковано 17 лип 2017
- MAG038 - Case # 0120606 - Andre Ramao
Statement regarding a series of misplaced objects lost over the course of three months.
The Magnus Archives tells the tale of an antiques dealer who started losing a variety of personal effects shortly after having bought a patterned vase.
Starring: The Archivist - Jonathan Sims; Sasha James - Lottie Broomhall
Writer: Jonathan Sims
Director: Alexander J Newall
Editors: Alexander J Newall, Mike LeBeau
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It kinda makes me sad that this guy's whole story was about things being forgotten and lost, only for his case to be forgotten in the sudden insect attack.
Yeah, it is kinda sad when you put it like that
So when this guy loses stuff it's the demon vase's fault, but when I do I'm forgetful and negligent
So when this guy's husband disappears due to a weird thing he brought home from a shady dealer he's a "victim" and a "poor guy" but when it happens to me I'm a "murderer" and "guilty of second-degree murder"
Can your forgetful and negligent return your items
@@trucetruce335 But did they find the body?
@@aelyna.t.l.8755 hes ded bro
I bet that if he'd just just asked his mum about all the things he'd lost she'd find them in less then a minute in some drawer or something😅
I love that despite the fact he was running for his life, Jon still took the time to end the recording. That's dedication right there.
YEET xD
PFFT-
Maybe one of the spiders crawled over the button and it was pressed down by the weight/pressure?
When the tape runs out of tape space, it automatically stops the recording
homophobic vase is such a classic honestly
I love this comment you win the internet
stop why is this killing me
This comment with your pfp. This is everything 😂
Homophobic vase live reaction
Its only homophobic if its pronounced "vay-ce" and not "vozz"
Honestly when they started describing hands reaching out of the vase I thought it was gonna be that they had a kid and that he forgot, like everyone else forgot
Yeah, I also thought it was something he had lost in the past.
You saying that reminds me of a movie I saw that involved just that. Parents kids go missing and everyone in their family forgets that they even existed. The movie was called The Wretched.
@@Shadowonwater omg I saw a movie like that called the forgotten and only one mom could remember the kids cause she kept looking for her son
I thought afterwards maybe it was his husband but..... ;;;; haha.. probably not
That would have been terrible and amazing
You'd think Jon would be a bit more careful about killing spiders. Especially after what happened to the guy with arachnophobia.
His skepticism will be the death of him
@@SolarSeaSlug I think this might turn out being more accurate than expected (no spoiler, I'm a 1st time listener)
@@ot7biasedmashups I wish you an emotionally harrowing queer podcast journey
@@ot7biasedmashups So how far are you at this point?
The thing with the marriage of the guy in this story was so sad
Y e a h
The urgency of run but the ability to hit the "stop" button on the recording device is peak Jon.
The thing that was so scary... IT hit the stop button
Imagine they took all this time shaping Jon's character just for this precise moment to appear genuine/in-character lmao
honestly I feel like Jon is somewhere on the spectrum lmao
God I love the homophobic vase memes. Has nothing to do with the plot, really, but we all remember it. And Joshua Gillespie.
Joshua Gillespie, the smartest man alive.
And he’s only still alive because he’s the smartest man.
Look you got to admire someone who recognizes they’e in a horror movie and thus avoid all the classic problems, that takes some self awareness that the entire cast lacks
i knew it was coming but that whispered little "sasha, run" made my stomach drop
I literally almost cried when I heard it, by god
@@giisides2870 scared the shit outta me
18:28 Jon’s “Sasha run. *RUN* “ is actually the scariest part of the episode
You can feel the panic
oh, shit now im scared
(1 yr later, guessing you know what happens) ... specially since these are probably Jon's last words ever to Sasha....
@@Nizati Nooo....😭😭😭
@@Nizati bro now i’m spoiled :(
"Do you see anything?"
"No, I...don't think so, I..."
My _immediate_ first thought was, "Jonathan, do _not_ put your hand in there!"
Mikhail selesa was the buyer noreiga met alone with in the episode called "piecemeal" before he was killed
THANK YOU! I was looking through the Wiki but they wouldnt tell me.
He is sort of the Jurgen L of antiques or maybe the shop of needful things
yeah
That “RUN” at the end was fairly alarming, but the panicked tone felt genuine!! Good job to Jonathan for that!! I love this series so much : )))
AGREED, it scared me! All the voiceacting, especially Jonathan's is so well done, so intriguing !
my headphones were loud i almost dropped a glass
I think my heart actually skipped a beat, holy shit that startled me!
That panic you could hear from a single word was abormal
Yeah, the delivery on that one word was phenomenal I'm still shaking
love this episode. homophobic old vase, why not? went to sleep listening to this one (since after over 170 episodes this is now, unfortunately, my comfort media) and the "RUN" woke me up lmao
HOMOPHOBIC VASE LMAOO gays watch out the vase is comin to take yo mans
Lmao homophobic vase, I didnt even frame it this way, but thats really funny. Poor sod though, cant imagine what its like losing your partner and then also having the world move ahead like they literally never existed...
HOMOPHOBIC VASE I LOVE THAT HAHAHA
HOMOPHOBIC VASE IM SCREECHING ALSKFHAF
No, the thing in the vase had a crush on André, that's why it took his husband. It even returned the objects when it realised that their disapearence was upsetting him !
You shouldnt've killed the spider Jon. Maybe if you didn't kill spiders, you wouldn't have such an infestation, hmm?
We've been there, killing spiders results in spider ghosts
lol, we actually had a pretty nasty roach infestation until we started letting the spiders live here... Now we have a house full of spiders, but they're actually much less messy than the roaches, so it's cool.
@@xxllamaborrachaxx9374 See?! My point exactly!
@@xxllamaborrachaxx9374
I go out of my way not to kill spiders. Outside of ants, which number far too high to get put under control, we don't see many bugs anymore. Sometimes silverfish, but they're just fast.
Annabelle Cane wrote this.
This is kind of what it's like to have memory problems. Sometimes you really do feel like you're losing your mind.
As someone with ADHD, the struggle is real
Yep.
@@tearez13 exactly. This is why this episode is my worst nightmare.
CPTSD club
@@headofathousandsheepswool CPTSD club 💔
OHMYGODS!
"Sasha, run.
...RUN!"
MY HEART DROPPED!!!!
(1 yr later, guessing you know what happens) ... specially since these are probably Jon's last words ever to Sasha....
@@Nizati spoiler alert? Not cool, first time viewer here
Hmmm, the third mention of fractals here....
Glad I wasn't the only one to find that odd!
The description of the vase really reminded me of Graham' s table from "Across the Street"
@@dawhandaonli5925 This really makes me think the table was more connected to his disappearance than it first seemed...
Same thought I had when he was describing the vase.
My stomach dropped when the spider was mentioned and then the plaster being dented, what an ending one of the most concerning for sure so far
‘Compared to some of the ghost stories you hear in this place, I'm sure a pair of misplaced shoes must seem;’
My AirPods in a much louder robotic tone: *battery low*
I jumped and fell out of my chair-
I’ve been listening to this at work and toward the end of the day without fail, I get to a juicy part of the statement, crescendo of the background ambiance, and just as they say an important piece at the climax I hear *[BATTERY LOW]* and lose my goddamn mind
@@whomstisthisSOMEONE UNDERSTANDS
I love the ongoing story, but i'm always a little bummed when Jon gets cut off at the end, since I know he loves to leave the juiciest details for last.
Aw, and I was enjoying the fact that I got to hear Jonathan's kinda laugh for the first time.
This one makes me especially terrified, as a person who keeps forgetting things and sometimes gets lost in time
I can relate. Solidarity in frequent misplacers
This one scares me a lot too, as a person living in a wall behind a book shelf
Man, The Spiral is always a little too real with all the gaslighting you end up going through.
Feels like the everyday bad relationship
The what? Is this something I missed or is it a spoiler?
@@filthyoldman You’ll understand soon enough, don’t worry
Dude spoilers
That soft 'sasha, run' had me super spooked that I had to halt what I was doing out of worry.
new listener here so no spoilers pls but I was 100% sure that the reason Laura Popham had so many "errors" in her statement in Lost Johns' Cave wasn't just because of trauma & guilt but smth else was involved as well and here we have it: i think this ep and ep15 are the only ones so far to describe a thin pale hand. probably that same creature (or same *kind* of creature) stole laura's permit to explore the cave (since there was no record of a permit given to her), stole the map (hence her sister's confusion when she says she followed the map exactly) and gave her the candles. it most likely took her sister as well, the same way it took the husband here. maybe even gave her the camera, though that's a little less likely since it would've kinda exposed the creature?
either the map or the permit were somehow cursed and stole stuff then disappeared as well, or Laura had an object, like the vase, that i don't remember or wasn't mentioned in the episode.
just a theory ig but i've been dying to understand what happened in that episode since I was so confused with it.
I will say, you’re on the right track, even if there are a few things about this that aren’t quite right
the watching the vase thing reminds me a lot of graham's table, especially because his notebook said "keep watching"
I swear this series is going to give me a heart attack someday
Oh the SECOND he started talking about the pen, ALL my ADHD brain signals were going the FUCK off, this one's gonna me fucking *terrifying.*
Same. Losing stuff the second it it's out of your sight and feeling like you're losing your mind?
For me, it's a Tuesday.
THIS
I think I have undiagnosed ADHD and I have a really bad problem with remembering where I put things and God this one was terrifying.
I’m a bit late but same, freaking scared me.
Like literally a couple days ago I thought that I was drinking for my sister soda wasn’t sure. So I drink it all (because I was going to buy her more) and she pointed to the soda which that I assume was mine and thought that I drink from it which turns out I didn’t but I assume I did but then I looked at it, and I realized I like taking a little thing allows you to open it and realize it was my sister and I give it back to her immediately.
I felt like I was silently losing my mind… After all it was such a little thing.
17:32 "I see you"
IM SO GLAD ITS MORNING
? Jon said that to the spider
@@TransilvanianHunger1334 Are you sure? I mean, the voice doesn't sound like it has his accent. I could be wrong though.
I'm scared to click the timestamp and turn up the volume...
"I see you."
"I see you."
I remember thinking not 3 episodes ago about people who say "If you have a fear, then there's a Magnus Archives episode for you" or something like that. And I thought that I didn't have any real fears outside of complex trauma-related ones. But then... this episode. The moment I read the premise in the description I knew this was mine. Because I misplace things so often. Sometimes I find them again, sometimes I don't, but it's often that when I need things they aren't where I remember leaving them or I don't remember where I put them at all. There are times where I have these big spikes of anxiety whenever I reach for my phone or bus pass or whatever other important item, thinking it will have vanished because I'm so forgetful and disorganized. And God, never in a million years would it have occured to me that this is a fear that could be spun into a nightmarish manifestation of my personal hell packaged neatly a 15 minute story, tied up with a bow. Losing my things, living with a fear that people around me are gaslighting me, (Trauma induced fears are fun,) then losing my spouse, and everyone swearing none of these things or people ever existed? Both personally heart-wrenching and terror-inducing. It's gonna take me a little while to fall asleep tonight.
On a semi-related note I mentioned how this neat package of a story is tied up with a bow. Can we talk about that bow for a second? The ending?? The overarching mystery???
Jon's shout made me jump so hard and due to the fact I had the podcast pulled up on UA-cam on the TV it woke up my aunt in the next room, who promptly told me to go to sleep. I'm so fucking excited and scared to see where this goes next aaaaaaaahhhhh
This epidode was also the one that fucking hit me like a train.
*reads two months ago* oh no.... ok no spoilers.
Well. I'll let you know there's only one other solid jumpscare? But..... Damn as some one who forgets items all the time to the point i need to carry everyrhing with me at all times because otherwise they will.... disappear. I hear ya.
Curious where you are in the story now? Did you marathon it or currently at a certain season? Wherever you are, there's a community willing to talk to you about the rollercoaster this entire story becomes.
A part of me gets the impression that that spider deliberately drew Jon's attention to that wall, to warn him about the imminent danger.
Goddamn, the WAY he said that!!! The whispered, fearful "Sasha, run", the transition to the panicked "RUN", so so so very good, I'm in AWE
let me just say, having my earphones all the way up since I was vacuuming while listening but stopped during that last bit.. that "RUN" really got me
The mind-screw ones are probably tied with the buried/suffocated themed stories for most horrifying to me. So, this one was fun.
I was gonna make a joke.... forget about it
😟
HAJGSKDHSJSHW
☹️
😂
I had a pot like this once. It allowed me to draw two cards from my deck.
Pot of Greed?
This made me laugh a lot
@@krys2007 What does Pot of Greed do?
@@fruitygarlic3601
“Pot of greed allows me to draw 2 cards!”
>proceeds to to draw 2 more draw cards
He lost his husband
:’0
This is actually the plot of a horror story I read a while back; though the lady in that tale was going increasingly insane because sometimes when she said something like "you should wash your mouth out with soap" the person she said it to would wind up dead the next morning in a way related to what she had said. At one point she got in a fight with her wife and said "I wish you would just disappear". think you can figure out what happened next...
@@tearez13 Oh my god, what was the name of the story ?
@@justeundonut-moi.7979 no idea... srry
@@tearez13 Thanks anyway 😊
It's okay, men can't have husbands. He was just a delusional freak.
I love the little chuckle that Jonathan gives after the shelf collapses and Sasha walks in. He's always so playful with her
"Sasha run...RUN!....I'll just be a moment, have to stop the recorder. Wouldnt be proper to leave it."
“Sorry about your pen”
What…? So the pen that they gave him, the one he was writing with, disappeared while he was using it? Then how did he write that last sentence?
Maybe he lost it midway through and they gave him another one
I think he rather expected that he'd loose it soon enough. Like it didn't happen yet when he wrote the statement but he knew it would
The Magnus Institute feels like what would happen if the Foundation had only a single site and a fraction of the budget.
Excuse me as I sit here staring at my phone with a horrified look
This is actually the plot of a horror story I read a while back; though the lady in that tale was going increasingly insane because sometimes when she said something like "you should wash your mouth out with soap" the person she said it to would wind up dead the next morning in a way related to what she had said. At one point she got in a fight with her wife and said "I wish you would just disappear". think you can figure out what happened next...
Can you tell me the name of the book please? It sounds interesting.
that ending scared me lol
That ending.
That "run" at the end, at full volume, scared the crap out of me man. But I love it
It kind of sucks that only just now I'm learning about the Magnus Archives, and what a gem it is. But it's beautiful, really. The voice acting, the story, the carefully placed details and references; all of this is truly a masterpiece. Props to you Rusty Quill.
Also, another thing, I've been keeping up with the story but I cannot for the life of me remember who Gerard is and why he's important? Was he the fellow from the episode with the Vampire, the vampire hunter?
Gerard Kaey? He is tangled with the books of Jurgen Lietner, and he appeared since the chapter of the book of Ex Altiora... He has appeared three times now! Also he's related to the symbol of the eye
@@maessu9233 Four times, actually!
@@asoaringheart oh! I think when I answered I wasn't that far into the podcast (i don't really remember) but thanks for the clarification!
God this is the first one that made me genuinely terrified
Me too........ Like this one really resonnated in me for some reason......
Saaaame
O.O Soooo... either the Archive unwittingly ended up connected to that same nexus of darkness that Jurgen Leitner wanted a whole dug to... Or the worms managed to dig their way in... *shudder* seriously, what the hell did Gertrude piss off, that it's STILL gunning for them?
Or the table they brought in?
@@SemicolonExpected You’ll see
That vase really said steal ya mans
My inner conscious: _its. Not. Going anywhere. It is almost three a-fucking-m. The podcast will still exist tomorrow. Go. To. Bed._
Also, me: b-but its getting good...
Concious: go to bed or your dreams will be many-legged
_(and then I have to consider if its worth it or not.)_
Ohhh, so this was the homophobic vase you guys on tumblr were talking about
Iconic episode
Any episode with Selesa and a cursed object is an amazing one. Not that I don’t love a good Leitner or a monster or a cursed location, but there’s something about these evil things that captures my imagination. As well as a dude who sells them! It’s like when you deep dive Control lore and find out there’s a black market trade for altered materials.
I'm about 2:10 into this episode, desperately searching for my Energizer AAA batteries which have vanished without a trace. Also, I found in its place a bag of generic pepperoni snack sticks that I haven't seen in months. What is happening, you guys???
update? is your husband okay? lol
I'm sorry only one person laughed!? I laughed at the joke!
"That joke's so old only an antique dealer would be able to sell it"
After learning that squirming sounds are pasta, I can't stop imaging angry spaghetti instead of worms...
Mac and cheese
Angery macaroni lol
Omg they really arent lying when they say tmi has an episode for every fear, I hate losing things, whenever I cant find something I get very iritated and I start looking for it like crazy, fearing I will never find it. Crazy they have an episode about something like this
One thing I just picked up on is how Salesa forgot having the vase, which means at some point this guy is going to forget about his husband alltogether.
I’m here on my first run-through I was literally just thinking about how Sasha is my favourite character and that I want to draw here AND THEN JON GOES “Sasha run, RUN!” LIKE ISTFG IF SMTH HAPPENS TO HER I WILL CRY
This aged poorly
Hope you're doing ok
So how are you doing now?
omg I swear John's screams are the scariest thing in this podcast
"...things I don't even remember losing..."
CHILLS
WTF IS GOING ON?! Hearing Jon shout "RUN" was very disconcerting and seeing as we can't see what is happening... I'm getting a little worried...
Ok ok ok so when it hit the quiet "sasha run" my stomach dropped, and then when it hit the "RUN!!!" My heart just exploded. I actually had to put my headphones down and run to the kitchen to splash some water on my face because I started hyperventilating. But it's sad because when I came back to listen to it again it had lost the power. Welp, guess I'll have to keep listening on! What a shame.
Bro i felt chills when Jon said "RUN!" i usually see this guy as the type to never yell.
Rewatching Tma is remembering johns loud "RUN!" At the end of this ep and trying to time when to turn down your volume that way it doesn't startle you
Nobody:-
The Magnus archive (at the end of this episode):- JUMPSCARE!!!!
This one is so conceptually horrifying and sad.
Holy... that "RUN" gave me chills. Bad chills
and oh no :( my favorite person who posted the transcripts is gone... last episode too... where art thou?? 😭
If you're still looking for transcripts, you can find all of them at: snarp.github.io/magnus_archives_transcripts/episode/037.html
Some commenters have been copy-pasting them in here. Actually I just added the one for this episode :D
MMMMMM THAT "Sasha run. RUN" at the end got me sIMPING
I jumped at the yelling holy shit that was good acting!!!
What! No! No! You can’t end like that! You have given me chills. Why did you end the recording that could have been the proof you needed to validate your experience!
Yeahhh I have something similar happen to me. I call it the Elizabeth Dimension (Elizabeth is my first name.) It seems I have this uncanny ability to lose things as soon as I put them down, like they’ve been swallowed by a void. I’m mostly joking when I gripe to myself “Ah, lost to the Elizabeth Dimension.” Mostly joking.
“Military tunic” 5:27 😳 did he sell this to the first guy in pageturner?!
Wait WHAT?! That actually sort of makes sense 😳
And it is to this that we do owe a thank you to The Web
Spoilers
"It's only ever gotten a laugh once"
Hey, I laughed so now it's twice
Oh, the Salacia guy is the one the victim was meeting at the docks in Piecemeal!
ok WHAT there is so much to unpack here -- for me the vase reminds me of the fractals that the schizophrenic father was obsessed with (and was it mentioned more times? i dont remember). wtf happened at the end. is this to do with that cursed table?? what is ha p p e n i n g
also that bloody. the plaster wall? reminded me of old passages where a wall was found out to be fake and there were passages behind it. idk
also that bloody. the plaster wall? reminded me of old passages where a wall was found out to be fake and there were passages behind it. idk
Oh my god Jon yelling RUN at the end scared the Dickens out of me. I jumped so bad my coworkers are giving me weird looks
It makes me so uncomfortable hearing Jonathan screaming run at the end, his calm is completely gone
SAME
Didn't the protagonist of Pageturner buy a WW1 tunic to use as a jacket in an antique store?
I have severe memory loss issues so the ones concerning forgetting things or being forgotten or not knowing who you are really get to me
I actually have massive gaps in my memory related to PTSD, this stuff scares me because...well I can't remember half the stuff I did or said even after the event ended.
WORMWIFE WORMWIFE WORMWIFE WORMWIFE WORMWIFE
I can only assume you mean Hive Lady Jane, as I've personally dubbed the worm-infested woman. I find your comment very entertaining
Handman > Wormwife
The "Run!" fucking TERRIFIED me.
Holy moly , when he screamed “RUN !!!!!!” at the end I flinched . The acting was so flipping good !
With each episode I dread the sound of the worms more.
5:53 this is a fractal, the type of pattern the guy in burned out was studying before dying
The phone was right next to my ear at the end there. RIP my eardrum. 😂
So is the vase inside the vase now? Fears are weird
what vase? there wasn't any vase, you're crazy /j
That run at the end scared me so good
First time listener with vague knowledge of the fandom and references rhere in, I i listened ALL way through before i realized this is the homophobic vase 😂
15:14
Jon/Andre: fingers coming out of the pot.
Me: ooh~ a wild vase girl appeared
Andre used flee
It seemed effective, but not for long.
does anyone know what other statement the antiques dealer was mentioned in?
I believe it was Piecemeal?
In Piecemeal, the guy who the main character later murders is having a meeting with the antiques dealer.
Holy cow, the run at the end of this made my heart stop
I hope they're all ok. The run at the end really startled me. It was so well done. Sounded so genuine, so much panic. I love it.
The end gave me major chills I feel like I need to be sick
I’m js gonna 18:27
THE WAY FREEZE WHEN HE SAID: "Sasha run. RUN!" OH MY GODDDD. THE FEAR HE HAD ON HIS VOICE.
I AN LISTENING TO THIS AT 3AM WHYWHYWHYWHY WHY AM I LIKE THIS
❤️ I got goosebumps at the end! Made my girl stand on end! “Sasha run, RUN!” I shivered.
(1 yr later, guessing you know what happens) ... specially since these are probably Jon's last words ever to Sasha....
Hope your girl is okay, standing on end like that
Damn. The ones themed around madness and memory are especially effective for me