Wood Splitting Sword

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  • @kapteinkaos6081
    @kapteinkaos6081 Рік тому +13527

    We've been lied to, lads, all these years we could have had a wood splitting sword

    • @mtnmosin2740
      @mtnmosin2740 Рік тому +480

      i'll never look at an ax again.

    • @Ninjastahr
      @Ninjastahr Рік тому +280

      I shall never take the same satisfaction in an axe again, now that I know I could be using a sword

    • @kapteinkaos6081
      @kapteinkaos6081 Рік тому +153

      Looked it up...
      400 bucks. Bro
      I'll stick to my axe...
      Maybe one day I'll smith myself a big sword to cut wood if I ever get good at it...

    • @anthonyrebock5351
      @anthonyrebock5351 Рік тому +53

      the unemployed.....with swords

    • @wavydave
      @wavydave Рік тому +41

      After y'all's comments, I was gonna leave an anecdote about sword splitting wood in my younger years, but damned if I can remember it. She is a cute one, isn't she?

  • @jbrisby
    @jbrisby Рік тому +6155

    Remember, wood-splitting sword is also an everything-splitting sword.

    • @popeyetheslayer666
      @popeyetheslayer666 Рік тому +39

      😂

    • @johnman559
      @johnman559 Рік тому +58

      Santa should have given her leg armour😂

    • @StressLevel100
      @StressLevel100 Рік тому +41

      Is it also a sword splitting sword?

    • @chewielewis4002
      @chewielewis4002 Рік тому

      Its a convert skull splitting sword@@StressLevel100

    • @JaymesWebbs
      @JaymesWebbs Рік тому +20

      Yep. That means don’t mess with your lady if she buys one.

  • @sparkly_parklee9327
    @sparkly_parklee9327 Рік тому +3662

    I swear all the axe splitters on youtube are the happiest people on this platform

    • @hokagirl2205
      @hokagirl2205 Рік тому +125

      They have a channel to let out all their negative emotions 🤧

    • @davidbarrozo6621
      @davidbarrozo6621 Рік тому +28

      I’m going to start splitting wood myself soon 😂❤

    • @UncannyLiving
      @UncannyLiving Рік тому +77

      Splitting wood is actually the top activity you can do to increase your body’s testosterone. Testosterone decreases anxiety and depression, increases your mental cognition and erythropoiesis. Sounds absolutely insane I know but it’s true, the wood splitting part, the positive benefits of testosterone are well known for a while now

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie Рік тому +8

      ​@@UncannyLivingwhat if you are trans and do not need more testosterone

    • @SparSchwabe
      @SparSchwabe Рік тому +43

      ​@@ovoid_ovviethen you dont deserve happiness anyway

  • @CelticFish0103
    @CelticFish0103 10 місяців тому +985

    Your face when you said "I have a sword" Is everything 😅

  • @TheUnseenSoldier
    @TheUnseenSoldier Рік тому +56414

    All men need a no-makeup-wearing, sword-swinging, wood-splitting, good-shape-having, “golly” saying woman in their life.

    • @behlockaetheking7062
      @behlockaetheking7062 Рік тому +3699

      This is just a Canadian?

    • @andrewcooper8155
      @andrewcooper8155 Рік тому +2081

      ​@@behlockaetheking7062 Yep. Pretty much all Canadian girls are like that.

    • @Canuck037
      @Canuck037 Рік тому +906

      ​@@andrewcooper8155 as a canadian male i concur

    • @Kheays
      @Kheays Рік тому

      @@andrewcooper8155 I can definitely say city women in Canada share no such ideals, most have absorbed the modern western crap and want to dominate a man and obliterate his soul piece by piece. Rural and suburban girls tho… 👀👀👀

    • @ID-nocturne
      @ID-nocturne Рік тому +2445

      thing is uh,,, she's.. a lesbian though. sorry. sjdjfjf

  • @bobisuncanny2760
    @bobisuncanny2760 Рік тому +1918

    "All my childhoods dream have just come true"
    Me seing this lovely lumberjack testing a wood-splitting SWORD : Yea me too

    • @rickcoona
      @rickcoona Рік тому +32

      technically, she'd be a "LimberJill" but who cares she's just Sooo HAPPY!

    • @raulallangarlitos7573
      @raulallangarlitos7573 11 місяців тому

      PHONEY FAKER! BETTER WATCH A SAMURAI WARRIOR SHRED A COMPRESSED LAYER OF COMPRESSEDCBAMBOO LIKE KNIFE THRU BUTTER, BLADE THRU PAPER!!!!

    • @weirdshieldman3606
      @weirdshieldman3606 11 місяців тому +5

      I no longer wish to be lonely… only to have a lumberjack woman 😂

    • @Rick_SanchezZZZ
      @Rick_SanchezZZZ 10 місяців тому

      OMG shut up

    • @rickcoona
      @rickcoona 10 місяців тому +4

      @@Rick_SanchezZZZ what's the matter Dude, Can't Handle the *TRUTH?* I've known a few "Lumber Jills" Back in the day, and they ALL kicked ass.

  • @FirstBlockhead
    @FirstBlockhead Рік тому +3936

    "Oh golly I have a sword" is the most wholesome thing anyone has ever said!

    • @markjanik7897
      @markjanik7897 Рік тому +2

      What's with the sound effects! There's an echo in wide open spaces!!! 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @SlebanDogux
      @SlebanDogux Рік тому +1

      ​@@markjanik7897 Oh yeah
      that's.. actually kinda weird, idk what's up with that

    • @cha_os3
      @cha_os3 Рік тому +13

      @@markjanik7897 I live in a area that echoes like this. Splitting wood, calling the dogs in, all of it echos down into the vally.
      Looks like she is in a vally as well.

    • @caliguladeux
      @caliguladeux Рік тому +7

      I wonder if she gave her sword a name. Valar morgulis sister.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 Рік тому +2

      ​@@markjanik7897 things echo strangely, but surprisingly, well in spaces that open and empty.

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 9 місяців тому +378

    Next step : getting hired by a hawk-themed mercenary company.

    • @davidstorrs
      @davidstorrs 8 місяців тому +10

      That was a good series.

    • @mehdiberthet-bondet7294
      @mehdiberthet-bondet7294 7 місяців тому +13

      Grifiiiiiiiith!!!!!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @victorfreedom93
      @victorfreedom93 7 місяців тому +8

      Don't forget loosing an arm and an eye

    • @Yroko
      @Yroko 6 місяців тому

      ​@@victorfreedom93also being marked so demons know where u r, so they can eat u. Rsther stay away from all that

    • @johndavidtibbetts7320
      @johndavidtibbetts7320 5 місяців тому +7

      I'm sure such a career choice will only end in good 👍

  • @skylaharango8975
    @skylaharango8975 Рік тому +3643

    The most happiest lumberjill I've ever seen

    • @lucasmasson2728
      @lucasmasson2728 Рік тому +76

      LumberJill

    • @sevensages5279
      @sevensages5279 Рік тому +4

      And easy to please 😊

    • @ariewibowo2106
      @ariewibowo2106 Рік тому +4

      lumbersparrow

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe Рік тому +21

      You should either say “most happy” or “happiest”, but never “most happiest”.

    • @Max-ix9lk
      @Max-ix9lk Рік тому +24

      ​@@FutureAbe I bet you're fun to hang out with

  • @Keldren.
    @Keldren. Рік тому +7169

    Stopped for the sword, ended up with relationship goals.

    • @behindthemask3534
      @behindthemask3534 Рік тому +211

      I feel this on a spiritual level, also, does anyone here know where I can get a wood splitting sword?

    • @solorollo9756
      @solorollo9756 Рік тому +22

      Find you a good man

    • @MRREE-zw6xc
      @MRREE-zw6xc Рік тому

      ​@@behindthemask3534I just looked it up on google out of curiosity. Its under viking wood cutting sword. And for how much it costs that sucker is on 16 weeks back order!

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl Рік тому +18

      ​@@behindthemask3534 probably Amazon

    • @robertluechtefeld5017
      @robertluechtefeld5017 Рік тому +4

      Great quote, @Keldren Raze

  • @natepeterson9068
    @natepeterson9068 Рік тому +448

    “Oh golly, I have a sword!” is the most Midwestern/Canadian thing I have ever heard said

  • @heartofananthropologist
    @heartofananthropologist 6 місяців тому +30

    Recently created a new D&D character and I'm going to play her for the first time next weekend. She's a big, buff, purple tiefling who swings a greatsword around, and I want to be able to describe combat in a vivid and entertaining way for my fellow players. After watching a few videos on fighting techniques with a bunch of dudes, on a whim I searched for "very big girl with very big sword," and this result was better than I dared to hope for. The purple hair is just the cherry on top!

  • @tehdmanvids3
    @tehdmanvids3 Рік тому +782

    She's one step closer to becoming Coenen the Barbarian

  • @theEisbergmann
    @theEisbergmann Рік тому +2490

    I came for a sword, I stayed for some awesome shoulder muscles...

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 Рік тому +62

      Those triceps are pretty awesome too. She’s yoked! Fantastic.

    • @jimsmith3715
      @jimsmith3715 Рік тому +12

      ​@@john-paulsilke893that's just what happens when you use your arms that's not yoked 😂

    • @Xc31
      @Xc31 Рік тому

      ​@@jimsmith3715 with todays standards being cancer treatment skinny, morbidly obese or 50% plastic I'd say she's pretty yoked bruh

    • @sirgeremiah
      @sirgeremiah Рік тому +19

      When I grow up, I want her arms.

    • @jimsmith3715
      @jimsmith3715 Рік тому +13

      @@sirgeremiah keep using your arms then lol

  • @TheRawrnstuff
    @TheRawrnstuff Рік тому +828

    "Oh golly. I have a sword."
    Truly words to aspire to. Not even sarcastic.

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 Рік тому +1

      And then that excited inhale~ I think that that's what really drives it home.

  • @МаринаЧеркасова-с4с
    @МаринаЧеркасова-с4с 9 місяців тому +78

    Чудесная девушка умеющая колоть дрова👍

    • @АндрейЛ-ц9е
      @АндрейЛ-ц9е 9 місяців тому +5

      Мечем...

    • @alek7369
      @alek7369 9 місяців тому +6

      Колун зачётный у неё 😂

    • @Svirepij187
      @Svirepij187 9 місяців тому +4

      И живущая с другой девушкой (к гадалке не ходи)🤷🏼‍♂️
      Как всегда либо одно, либо другое..

    • @andreishedlovskij2169
      @andreishedlovskij2169 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Svirepij187... меч или САбля

  • @unnamedvisitor1649
    @unnamedvisitor1649 Рік тому +4263

    The Valkyrie has been bestowed her mighty blade.

    • @Reallyxhillguy
      @Reallyxhillguy Рік тому +27

      Stole the thought out of my head

    • @greggrand3910
      @greggrand3910 Рік тому +19

      You two are the closes the soul that lives in this girl is actually a real Valkyrie high-ranking one

    • @donaldcash113
      @donaldcash113 Рік тому +6

      ...or Taiwan.

    • @Vladimir_Velikiy
      @Vladimir_Velikiy Рік тому

      ура аааа, оказывается тяжёлой железкой можно гнилой пень разломать!

    • @Vladimir_Velikiy
      @Vladimir_Velikiy Рік тому +2

      @café lol😄

  • @salmannaz1432
    @salmannaz1432 Рік тому +5634

    Imagine just walking around and seeing a woman split wood with a long ass sword.
    I'd fall in love

    • @Dardomor
      @Dardomor Рік тому +131

      I'd be scared and in love at the same time 😅

    • @Zevl
      @Zevl Рік тому +7

      ​@@jetrifle4209🤓🤓🤓

    • @forresthunt9573
      @forresthunt9573 Рік тому +19

      @@jetrifle4209 Typical terminally online reply.

    • @jetrifle4209
      @jetrifle4209 Рік тому +4

      @@forresthunt9573 smallbrain little guy

    • @ArsenicIvy
      @ArsenicIvy Рік тому +6

      @@jetrifle4209 🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @epicyes3096
    @epicyes3096 Рік тому +1220

    Not gonna lie, didn't expect the person who says "Oh golly" when they open a sword, to be ripped as hell and instantly halve a log. Actual badass.

    • @cammychoate
      @cammychoate Рік тому +19

      Nicole is a beast

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx Рік тому +9

      ​@@cammychoateidk who she is, but im in love! Maybe she will benchpress me while we 6... actually I better get going

    • @Juggermerk
      @Juggermerk Рік тому +4

      Good for a few logs but nobody is gonna get through a cord of wood with that.

    • @epicyes3096
      @epicyes3096 Рік тому +26

      @@xEvilRaptorx Don't be a creep 😑

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx Рік тому

      @@epicyes3096 hey I'm an equal opportunity perv, for the record. If I stumbled upon a shirtless Norwegian man chopping wood with a halberd, I'd still be in love. He could spin me around like a helico- I'm just gonna go back to what I was doing... >.>

  • @Gooday_Withyou
    @Gooday_Withyou 8 місяців тому +1

    As expected!
    Awesome and wonderful Earthling!👍👏

  • @Bdooski
    @Bdooski Рік тому +971

    All you need is final fantasy victory music playing after you finish chopping the wood.

    • @mr.jingles7560
      @mr.jingles7560 Рік тому

      I heard a song by the who. Almost identical to ffx music when the team is first introduced.

    • @mehdiberthet-bondet7294
      @mehdiberthet-bondet7294 7 місяців тому

      👌🏽🤌👍🏽😂🤣

  • @Alex-K94
    @Alex-K94 Рік тому +461

    As a fellow sword collector I can confirm... this is a true "golly" moment.

  • @FilthyPagan-g3r
    @FilthyPagan-g3r Рік тому +945

    "Oh golly, I have a sword" needs to be put on a t-shirt

  • @brandonbroad8676
    @brandonbroad8676 9 місяців тому +1

    Not just her eyes perked up when she said “I have a sword” you can see her entire body perk up all at once in the excitement, that was genuinely one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen. I know this is old but it’s gold, so happy for you that you got that beast of a tool😊

  • @minhtamnguyen3304
    @minhtamnguyen3304 Рік тому +1801

    Ok, now i can die peacefully knowing that what's a valkyrie look like

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 Рік тому +12

      On twitter, maybe.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle Рік тому +64

      @@cornixdemetrius7883 "oN tWiTtEr MaYbE"

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR Рік тому

      @@cornixdemetrius7883colored hair=Twitter user in your absolutely fried brain

    • @lysetsfyrste
      @lysetsfyrste Рік тому +23

      ​@@cornixdemetrius7883at least she is an actual woman, though xd

    • @ZombieKid-.-
      @ZombieKid-.- Рік тому +1

      You obviously haven't seen ValkyrieBrynn

  • @CloydRoyal
    @CloydRoyal Рік тому +1275

    Holy shit, she was all giggly and adorable then off comes the flannel and she's all "By the Power of Grayskull!!*"

  • @arlenlangham949
    @arlenlangham949 Рік тому +1860

    A jacked Canadian person who says ‘oh golly’ when they open a sword for wood splitting is the best thing I’ve seen all year

    • @HawkGirl69
      @HawkGirl69 Рік тому +26

      She. She’s a she.

    • @arlenlangham949
      @arlenlangham949 Рік тому +10

      Oh umm yes but I would hate to assume someone’s gender

    • @fullmetalalkami6466
      @fullmetalalkami6466 Рік тому +25

      ​@@arlenlangham949 Mate. Don't be ridiculous she is a woman, and a decent one at that by looks of it.

    • @arlenlangham949
      @arlenlangham949 Рік тому +16

      Yeah ik just making sure because I would hate to be cancelled

    • @poppingpenquin2172
      @poppingpenquin2172 Рік тому

      @@arlenlangham949 grow some balls

  • @surferdude6258
    @surferdude6258 10 місяців тому +13

    i just recently found your channel and have been pitching a trail sword to my conservation corps for months at this point. i'm totally going to show my program manager this video! if she says no, i'm just going to go to finance and see if i can write it off as a business expense. thank you for the inspo i needed!

  • @myndlink
    @myndlink Рік тому +1190

    She just became Zelda and Link combined into one person.

    • @Boo-se7wi
      @Boo-se7wi Рік тому +5

      Fr

    • @Suchsdirhaltaus
      @Suchsdirhaltaus Рік тому +6

      Oh my especially with the pink hair (that I only noticed after your comment) it fits even more to link

    • @abbaexteriors3546
      @abbaexteriors3546 Рік тому +18

      So she’s…zinc?

    • @SumoLink1357
      @SumoLink1357 Рік тому +1

      link to the past link

    • @nickgray5420
      @nickgray5420 Рік тому +1

      So that means that all of MY childhood dreams have just come true

  • @Arf3114
    @Arf3114 Рік тому +2459

    There’s a lumberjack, but now I’ve seen a lumberjill. Badass

  • @jasonmorley9217
    @jasonmorley9217 Рік тому +741

    The expression at "I have a sword" Is both terrifying and fantastic.

    • @captainoftheoldchads1743
      @captainoftheoldchads1743 Рік тому +1

      Her using it:
      MEANWHILE ME: GIVE IT TO ME WOMEN I WILL SHOULD YOU HOW DA BOYS DO IT

    • @jasonmorley9217
      @jasonmorley9217 Рік тому +9

      @@captainoftheoldchads1743 I’m not sure that’s coming off how you think it is, mate….

    • @Doodledrawsstuff
      @Doodledrawsstuff Рік тому

      Man she could split you into like a log in a lumber yard

    • @koykoyonly
      @koykoyonly Рік тому +3

      @@captainoftheoldchads1743
      Maybe choose your words better next time XD you sound a mite desperate there

    • @vitalguillin1177
      @vitalguillin1177 Рік тому +3

      Happy she didn't said, "I have a balls cutting sword"!!!

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 8 місяців тому +35

    +Sword
    +Cute doggy
    +Muscle girl
    This is peak content

    • @anitadas8184
      @anitadas8184 10 днів тому

      Sledgehammer
      Fierce tiger
      Eddie hall
      The superior content

  • @RedHorseman66
    @RedHorseman66 Рік тому +863

    Anyone who can handle a sword like that earned my respect.

    • @jurajjakubik6795
      @jurajjakubik6795 Рік тому +3

      Using the sword as an ax to chop wood can 10 year's old child.

    • @Brynden-Rivers
      @Brynden-Rivers Рік тому +1

      Only someone who cant handle a gun would say that🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 Рік тому

      When somebody says YOU must show respect, somehow YOUR freedom just got a kick in the groin. Repect has a dark side.

    • @IHaventCaredSinceYourMom
      @IHaventCaredSinceYourMom Рік тому +4

      Literally all she did was lift and slam, a child can do that

    • @jesterokjones4954
      @jesterokjones4954 Рік тому

      look at her arms.

  • @yourdinnersready2422
    @yourdinnersready2422 Рік тому +308

    “oh golly, i have a sword” is literally me everytime i play dark souls

    • @DironMc
      @DironMc Рік тому

      CoooooooooLll

    • @balsamon69
      @balsamon69 Рік тому +3

      Ah, a fellow Dark Souls nut. In that case...
      Stay safe, friend. Don't you dare go hollow

    • @Thebeastb115
      @Thebeastb115 Рік тому

      @@balsamon69be wary but hole

    • @s7udmuphin
      @s7udmuphin Рік тому

      Don't give up, Skeleton

  • @alexhale2696
    @alexhale2696 Рік тому +389

    She's adorable. Like seeing a kid open up their Christmas presents. 😊

    • @johnman559
      @johnman559 Рік тому

      Santa should have given her leg armour😂

  • @paktype
    @paktype 9 місяців тому +6

    This young lady has it all - she’s pretty, charming, funny and swings a mean sword.

  • @GrizzG13
    @GrizzG13 Рік тому +461

    Never was there a more fierce Canadian battle cry uttered. I'm sure her enemies wet themselves and fled the battlefield when she proclaimed "Oh Golly, I have a sword."
    There wasn't a single challenger left to hear the follow up "would you like to come in to warm up and have some tea?"

  • @RUConfuzzled21
    @RUConfuzzled21 Рік тому +588

    "are you hearing gunshots?"
    "oh, that's just nicole using her wood splitting sword again"

    • @LJG_582
      @LJG_582 Рік тому +8

      Uhh you mean axe right? Right?
      Nope

    • @aarons9961
      @aarons9961 Рік тому +2

      ...Again?
      again.
      -sigh- Alright, I'll tell the boys to head back

  • @miguelmunguia123
    @miguelmunguia123 Рік тому +1246

    It's beautiful when you see someone being that happy with such a simple thing

    • @TerrenceLCarpenter
      @TerrenceLCarpenter Рік тому +50

      I don’t know if that bug ass sword is “such a simple thing”😂

    • @manuelferreira4345
      @manuelferreira4345 Рік тому +10

      Simple? It's obviously not your average off Amazon 49.99 sword it's a wood splitting sword!!!

    • @gryjss9167
      @gryjss9167 Рік тому

      No, no. She knows what she is doing for views . Ok you're a Lesbian , tougher than a few men, but don't hate men when you do your pathetic jib at males to show you Lesbian. It's pathetic , you know what your doing and it's not cute.
      Actually turns males away. Get your point across, maybe try some Aus Red Gum, take you a while love.

    • @TheDoosh13
      @TheDoosh13 Рік тому +3

      ​@@TerrenceLCarpenteri'm deaddddd bruhhh🤣

    • @Aggamemnon
      @Aggamemnon Рік тому +3

      "One does not simply make such a thing."🤌

  • @colinbrannon2051
    @colinbrannon2051 10 місяців тому +7

    Y’all focused on the sword. I’m pretty sure I’m in love 😂

    • @RobertHouston-i8d
      @RobertHouston-i8d 9 місяців тому +2

      Wait, there was a sword? I'll have to go back and rewatch it again and again.

  • @matthewpopow6647
    @matthewpopow6647 Рік тому +637

    Its funny how quickly she shifts from 'flannel dork' to 'outdoor badass'

  • @TheWinterscoming
    @TheWinterscoming Рік тому +1763

    ... and there goes my wife's ability to claim she is heterosexual...

    • @akiyas464
      @akiyas464 Рік тому +12

      What's a heterosexual?

    • @PEZZYYYY
      @PEZZYYYY Рік тому +48

      ​@@akiyas464a person who likes opposite gender he's saying she became a lesbian

    • @akiyas464
      @akiyas464 Рік тому +18

      @@PEZZYYYY ph I'm sorry for bothering the LGBTQ hasn't really even grazed my country and religion

    • @PEZZYYYY
      @PEZZYYYY Рік тому +20

      ​@@akiyas464ya alot of country's do be like thet dw you just wanted an answer about something your confused about ita k

    • @heathercook2915
      @heathercook2915 Рік тому +16

      This was such a wholesome interaction

  • @jayzenstyle
    @jayzenstyle Рік тому +721

    She even has the proper woodspeople attire. You have my respect, maam.

  • @neetuverma1726
    @neetuverma1726 4 місяці тому +1

    One of the G.O.A.T and the best LumberJill I've ever seen no 🧢

  • @dada191
    @dada191 Рік тому +178

    Stayed for the sword, then got welcomed to the gun show.

    • @2Much2lose
      @2Much2lose Рік тому +3

      😂

    • @chriscain9727
      @chriscain9727 Рік тому

      Where did you get the sword?

    • @2Much2lose
      @2Much2lose Рік тому

      @@chriscain9727 he doesn’t have one. He came to watch it here.

  • @randompoop9218
    @randompoop9218 Рік тому +247

    When a grown-ass adult says "oh golly!" You know that it's awesome

  • @Willy_the_gunslingin_studentOD
    @Willy_the_gunslingin_studentOD Рік тому +68

    She's the one who goes to check on the sound in the middle of the night

    • @mzindelo
      @mzindelo 10 місяців тому +3

      Awesome lol

  • @WoodLife2
    @WoodLife2 8 місяців тому +2

    "Making a new dish, better carve my utensils real quick"

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT Рік тому +493

    Jacked Canadian woman with a sword is my new favorite genre of person.

    • @footloosegremlin4286
      @footloosegremlin4286 Рік тому +2

      Mine too…we friends now!

    • @56kglifter
      @56kglifter Рік тому +1

      Jacked? You mean a strong Canadian woman. Not jacked there's a difference

    • @totallyradtoad
      @totallyradtoad Рік тому +7

      ​@@56kglifter you really had to 'um actually' them didn't ya

    • @56kglifter
      @56kglifter Рік тому

      @@totallyradtoad I just hope ppl don't think this is jacked.

    • @wesm3915
      @wesm3915 Рік тому

      Your government is planning to ban that to.

  • @luisg6404
    @luisg6404 Рік тому +197

    this is one of my favorite gun shows on the internet

  • @samblack727
    @samblack727 Рік тому +1015

    I want a wood-splitting, warrior goddess sword...

    • @Podkarpatskay_Ukraina
      @Podkarpatskay_Ukraina Рік тому +2

      Two hand big Axe give you more power

    • @jovanleon7
      @jovanleon7 Рік тому +7

      ​@@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina not as cool as the sword

    • @bramleenen
      @bramleenen Рік тому +11

      I want a wood splitting, warrior sword wielding goddess. But hey to each their own 😂🤘

    • @charlesanderson4979
      @charlesanderson4979 Рік тому +1

      😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @Darklogic112358
      @Darklogic112358 Рік тому +1

      I just want the wood-splitting warrior goddess.

  • @tarrker
    @tarrker 5 місяців тому +1

    That's what you call a tool sword. Usually tool swords are on the short end. Like, machetes and such. I knew that they existed but, that is the first time I've ever seen a long tool sword. It 100% looks like something from a Final Fantasy game and, I love it. ^_^

  • @SingingDragons11
    @SingingDragons11 Рік тому +366

    That’s the appropriate reaction for one’s first sword.

    • @Survival.Intuition
      @Survival.Intuition Рік тому +2

      trust me when I say, one's first sword is almost never something of that magnitude.

    • @Someguythatlikespizza
      @Someguythatlikespizza Рік тому

      ​@@Survival.Intuitionmy sword is of that magnitude 😏
      In my dreams...

  • @kas1836
    @kas1836 Рік тому +524

    Seeing this woman wielding a sword is strangely comforting

    • @Laneganswake
      @Laneganswake 11 місяців тому +18

      It's probably engrained. You've been out collecting wood, hunting, making traps all day and You're starving & freezing. You get back to the igloo what have you and you see the wood split and fire already burning.. nice...

    • @kas1836
      @kas1836 11 місяців тому +52

      @@Laneganswake No I just think it's hot

    • @artanxhelili2976
      @artanxhelili2976 11 місяців тому +30

      ​@@kas1836😂😂I love how the first's person reply was an explanation of why you feel that way and you go:"I don't know she's just hot man!"

    • @luxuryvagrant6496
      @luxuryvagrant6496 11 місяців тому +8

      @@artanxhelili2976 I found his explanation to be ... giving off weird vibes.
      It's hot. Less of that caveman evolutionary hunter getherer palelithic rubbish, pleeeease.

    • @artanxhelili2976
      @artanxhelili2976 11 місяців тому +9

      @@luxuryvagrant6496 I just found their interaction funny that's all and i get that lusting over someone can be taken too far but in this case the first one was trying to dig deep and explain why they might feel that way and the second just gave the most simple explanation ever

  • @gamenut112
    @gamenut112 Рік тому +9800

    Wearing a tanktop in the dead of winter? Yup, she’s canadian.
    Edit: God Damn. I'm still getting comments from this.

    • @greywoode5172
      @greywoode5172 Рік тому +119

      Yep -20 Fahrenheit just another average day for us

    • @LeftyRedd
      @LeftyRedd Рік тому +172

      Not Canadian, but I'm from Michigan. We're Canadian light. 😆
      Anywho, moving aboot will keep you warm. :)

    • @theitguy7484
      @theitguy7484 Рік тому +68

      What gave it away? The flannel or the "oh golly"?

    • @MrFordtough1981
      @MrFordtough1981 Рік тому +18

      She is baiting for likes.

    • @slimetank394
      @slimetank394 Рік тому +105

      ​@@MrFordtough1981 and she's goddamn good at it. Those guns deserve all the likes

  • @samuelspringer8236
    @samuelspringer8236 2 місяці тому +1

    That’s incredible. I came for the incongruent hermitcraft music and I’m staying for the good vibes. Have a great day anyone who reads this. video 7

  • @luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407
    @luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407 Рік тому +265

    My initial thought was "why the fuck?" but seeing how happy you were with it I moved on to "why the fuck not?"

    • @gus7850
      @gus7850 Рік тому +7

      sometimes that's the only functionality that is needed

    • @luciezabelka698
      @luciezabelka698 Рік тому +2

      My mental process was the same: Why? Sword?......Why not!

    • @HeartsXoXd
      @HeartsXoXd 2 місяці тому

      Why do you have to be so vulgar?
      Excessive cursing is the sign of a lazy mind.

    • @luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407
      @luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407 2 місяці тому

      @@HeartsXoXd I don't have to, but it is how I like to express myself.

  • @viveillyvi
    @viveillyvi Рік тому +359

    I smith swords myself and decided to test woodchopping two weeks ago. It works suprisingly well, even with a regular Longsword.

    • @thunderingfactssam2486
      @thunderingfactssam2486 Рік тому +1

      Idk anything about forging can you give me pointers senior
      Because I also want to start forging as a lifetime hobby

    • @makavelitrained5250
      @makavelitrained5250 Рік тому +7

      @@thunderingfactssam2486make sure the fire is hot

    • @Fresch-px4dy
      @Fresch-px4dy Рік тому +2

      how much for a longsword? details?

    • @viveillyvi
      @viveillyvi Рік тому +3

      @@thunderingfactssam2486 Sorry for the late answer, youtube moment.
      Unfortunately, I can't give much insight.
      I'd recommend you taking a swordsmithing course first. If you sitll like it, browse for the basic stuff you need for your own smithy. you can get the must-haves for cheap.

    • @viveillyvi
      @viveillyvi Рік тому +2

      @@Fresch-px4dy what do you mean?
      you can get a relatively good longsword for 200euro, depends on what exactly you want

  • @peachesbunny
    @peachesbunny Рік тому +1521

    Man, woman, clown or alien;
    We all need a woman like her in our lives

    • @AJ.o
      @AJ.o Рік тому +29

      I love how clowns get mentioned in your world 🤣😂

    • @chrislupusrex9610
      @chrislupusrex9610 Рік тому +1

      Are u sure she's an Amazon warrior

    • @hasiWills1021
      @hasiWills1021 Рік тому +2

      as a housekeeper

    • @xardnaslp3171
      @xardnaslp3171 Рік тому +12

      As a clown, thanks for including us

    • @bayusoeryocahyono6533
      @bayusoeryocahyono6533 Рік тому +1

      Well.. that's what i think🤭😊🙏🏻👍🏻❤

  • @ollievendor7413
    @ollievendor7413 Місяць тому +1

    That first log splitting in half with one strike was very satisfying.
    I've seen a guy swinging around a giant sword to build muscle. I bet that one would be a good workout. I want one so bad!

  • @medic5150
    @medic5150 Рік тому +426

    When you find the barbarian your quest needed.

    • @404T2K
      @404T2K Рік тому +7

      The most barbarian looking barbarian to ever barbarian I reckon

  • @dawood121derful
    @dawood121derful Рік тому +1843

    I need a woman like that to defend my honor.

    • @bilobaha
      @bilobaha Рік тому +52

      defend your honor yourself

    • @bilobaha
      @bilobaha Рік тому

      @@cybercop3108 are you weak man or too lazy to defend yourself

    • @bilobaha
      @bilobaha Рік тому +6

      @@cybercop3108 so go to army

    • @BrianLTU
      @BrianLTU Рік тому +3

      ​@@bilobaha bruh

    • @bilobaha
      @bilobaha Рік тому +2

      @@cybercop3108 man ı dont say join the usa,french,english,russian,ukrainan,chienesse army

  • @angel794
    @angel794 Рік тому +661

    All women need a woman like that, too.

    • @sugaryloaf0618
      @sugaryloaf0618 Рік тому +41

      finally, in a sea of men saying that they want a woman like this (a lesbian fellas), i find this comment

    • @EJ10931
      @EJ10931 Рік тому +31

      finally someone who acknowledges that gay women also simp for this woman, and I am one of them

    • @T13GUY
      @T13GUY Рік тому +7

      ​@@EJ10931 I literally had one of her shorts replaying for 20 full minutes on loop and my jaw was on the ground the entire time
      I cannot express how perfect this being is.

    • @solo_leo4454
      @solo_leo4454 Рік тому +1

      @@sugaryloaf0618 what we can’t want a lesbian??

    • @sugaryloaf0618
      @sugaryloaf0618 Рік тому +3

      @@solo_leo4454 you can want her all you want but you ain’t gonna get her i’ll tell you that, plenty of masculine straight women out there. it’s kinda the whole point,,

  • @frankvalice6180
    @frankvalice6180 9 місяців тому +2

    Showed this to my brother I’m more into Guns and he is into swords. He was saying how he will never find any woman that would be interested in his hobby without making fun of him. I showed him this clip the look on his face was a mix of a deer in headlights and being flustered

  • @Zombraiined
    @Zombraiined Рік тому +416

    I have never wanted to be a damsel in distress more than this moment.

  • @Ilikewater-andice
    @Ilikewater-andice Рік тому +426

    All my platonic ideals just manifested in one single woman.

  • @cholincharles8038
    @cholincharles8038 Рік тому +358

    Now I declare you as a
    *VALKYRIE*

    • @Arch_Twisted
      @Arch_Twisted Рік тому +5

      Agree.

    • @mr.sherrill9137
      @mr.sherrill9137 Рік тому

      She's a lesbian, so she's a disgrace to her people and not fit for Valhalla or Heaven for that matter.

  • @Lirion-lm3om
    @Lirion-lm3om 7 місяців тому

    I appreciate all your work!!!!

  • @teddywilliamson3547
    @teddywilliamson3547 Рік тому +396

    If there's an equivalent to a woman saying there's something about a man with his shirt off splitting wood..... Then this is it, respectfully.

    • @unknownvariable2456
      @unknownvariable2456 Рік тому

      I'm a fan of in shape women with some muscles and a six pack, but this chick kinda has a boyish face and a slightly more manly body type with the shoulders, so maybe you should genuinely ask yourself if you're just gay.
      Though it's possible that you're just a fan of the tomboy type.

  • @Kavic1989
    @Kavic1989 Рік тому +206

    She's just a modern day Valkyrie and the the energy and personality are perfect keep up the good work young lady

  • @po-tater0076
    @po-tater0076 Рік тому +281

    Smiles really are contagious.

  • @JesseCampbell-l7k
    @JesseCampbell-l7k 10 місяців тому

    The look of joy over that sword is awesome your cute 😊

  • @sarahelko
    @sarahelko Рік тому +159

    I just love her look of pure joy.

  • @siriussage7117
    @siriussage7117 Рік тому +296

    It's like a Disney princess directed by Christopher Nolan 😂

  • @SomeToxicity
    @SomeToxicity Рік тому +137

    handled that sword like a maxed out warrior.
    In Mittens.

  • @Amberguymerhosking
    @Amberguymerhosking 7 місяців тому +1

    Her excitement is cute x

  • @kdub2538
    @kdub2538 Рік тому +409

    Straight up morphed into a final fantasy character and I loved it

  • @tbraz56
    @tbraz56 Рік тому +329

    And now she’s an actual Canadian valkyrie

  • @mridul7140
    @mridul7140 Рік тому +112

    She is someone you would want to be by your side in a zombie apocalypse.

  • @jessicahedrick854
    @jessicahedrick854 10 місяців тому

    Is there anyone more *** than this woman. I put *** because I cant find the word. Beautiful, sweet, badass, scary, strong, I mean the list could go on.
    I was having a shitty morning, but somehow just knowing this woman exists makes the world so much fucking better.
    Thank you for sharing this.

  • @RSauce24
    @RSauce24 Рік тому +330

    I think I fell in love at "oh golly I have a sword" with that genuine excitement

    • @FRANCOGJR
      @FRANCOGJR Рік тому

      Agreed

    • @niniv2706
      @niniv2706 Рік тому

      Look again ... pink hair = Pro transgender/queer ... Nicole Coenen is not for men .

  • @TheSpoovy
    @TheSpoovy Рік тому +436

    I googled "marriage material" and this video came up

    • @ticotube2501
      @ticotube2501 Рік тому +21

      Other women may split up with you, but she might just split up you. 🪓

    • @narcoticman7310
      @narcoticman7310 Рік тому +2

      I mean... UA-cam is not wrong about this one (Shame there's no chance this woman doesn't have a partner yet).

    • @EastFame
      @EastFame Рік тому +16

      she has (3rd wave feminism) pink hair, it should be a red flag

    • @gsxkid9776
      @gsxkid9776 Рік тому +3

      Minus the hair color

    • @77thTrombone
      @77thTrombone Рік тому +2

      Yeah, it's all fun 'n' games until the honeymoon is over and it's out to the woodpile with you!

  • @davidkirkland2271
    @davidkirkland2271 Рік тому +154

    Now that she has her sword. Her battle cry will be "golly"

  • @Thechoppersofcardiff
    @Thechoppersofcardiff 2 місяці тому +1

    Imagine walking through the forest one day, you hear what you think is a gunshot - then walk around a tree and see this beautiful badass woman, sword in hands doing what she does best

  • @DotaRoxin
    @DotaRoxin Рік тому +266

    QUICK! Someone animate her into a DnD Barbarian! Something about her physique an mannerisms tell me she’ll do good in an animated series.

  • @NorvilleRising
    @NorvilleRising Рік тому +426

    I cannot express how much you look like a Disney character in real life.

    • @larryb7559
      @larryb7559 Рік тому +3

      For sure she does look like a Disney character I’ve got a nephew that is a graphic animator for Disney

    • @angellopez5315
      @angellopez5315 Рік тому +4

      @@larryb7559what does that have to do with this? You don’t have to have a relative in the industry to know that she looks like one lol

    • @KeithOlson
      @KeithOlson Рік тому +7

      I, for one, can't wait until they make a movie about a Canadian lumberjack princess. She could be Paul Bunyon's grand-daughter.

  • @kaitleeeey
    @kaitleeeey Рік тому +183

    "Oh golly, I have a sword" 😂😂😂

  • @DanielWright-np3fq
    @DanielWright-np3fq 10 місяців тому

    And thus began her journey, riding throughout the Canadian Frontier, righting wrongs and defending justice, while teaching us all gentle lessons of equality and love. Nicole of the North and her mighty sword, Woodsplitter!

  • @giantdad1661
    @giantdad1661 Рік тому +431

    Mad respect for the ripped arms

  • @danielstarnes7402
    @danielstarnes7402 Рік тому +433

    Goddammit I need a Canadian wife who says golly while chopping wood with a giant sword now

    • @velastros
      @velastros Рік тому +30

      Got one, minus the sword, she prefers a big ol axe. Gave me four daughters, my beard grows 3 inches every time and i get an extra level of “scary dad look”. Love every minute of it.

    • @danielstarnes7402
      @danielstarnes7402 Рік тому +16

      @@velastros you are living the fucking dream man

    • @Imbrium.
      @Imbrium. Рік тому

      Incel

    • @danielstarnes7402
      @danielstarnes7402 Рік тому +1

      @@Imbrium. buddy stop self projecting and get off the internet for a bit 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Imbrium.
      @Imbrium. Рік тому

      @@danielstarnes7402 cope harder incel. You’ll never find anyone like her I guarantee it because you can tell you’re severely autistic just by your comment. Honestly might as well remove your loser genetics from the planet and do us all a favor you cringe ass lowlife socially inept incel. I mean seriously imagine posting something so socially inept and thinking you still have a point to make. Go get a life and learn how to talk to women instead of fantasizing in a comment section you autistic mf

  • @wardenteegs6148
    @wardenteegs6148 Рік тому +70

    And now my month is complete. Best thing I've seen on UA-cam in a long time.

  • @ВячеславФилиппенко-у1г

    Oh, that looks cool! And u're so good looking with it.

  • @Platypi007
    @Platypi007 Рік тому +333

    I did not previously know that one of my childhood dreams was to watch a woman split wood with a sword, but one of my childhood dreams has come true just now.

  • @vraven-tc6cg
    @vraven-tc6cg Рік тому +186

    I had no idea a wood splitting sword existed. I need this in my life.

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman Рік тому +1

      No you don’t.

    • @CROPDUSTERB-52
      @CROPDUSTERB-52 Рік тому +8

      @@andybaldman YES I DO!

    • @mcwane1360
      @mcwane1360 Рік тому +1

      Yes,,,, plus a woman that can weild that steel with two arms of SOFT holding power,, and SMILE..

  • @parthenonx2697
    @parthenonx2697 Рік тому +409

    The title of this Isekai anime is: So I went to another World to split wood with a Sword and accidentally became a cult hero.

    • @dezniqqadez
      @dezniqqadez Рік тому +1

      💀

    • @jonathan-6958
      @jonathan-6958 Рік тому +2

      Put a tm at the end of that statement before a creatively bankrupt author steals ur idea.

    • @tsnoob4669
      @tsnoob4669 Рік тому +4

      OOF this is awkward (but it's a manhwa and the MC use an axe though):
      "After Ten Years of Chopping Wood Immortals Begged To Become My Disciples"

    • @amumuimo8530
      @amumuimo8530 Рік тому

      YO lol

    • @Plat__
      @Plat__ Рік тому

      ​@@tsnoob4669 this is it i dint believe it but there is an anime about anything like what

  • @sergeiangolenko7936
    @sergeiangolenko7936 9 місяців тому

    Офигеть
    Смотрю тебя уже давно, и никак не привыкну
    твоя улыбка сводит с ума

  • @garyv2498
    @garyv2498 Рік тому +154

    *adds wood splitting sword to Amazon Wishlist*

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Рік тому +1

      Adds this Amazon to my wishlist ^.^

  • @weltschmertzz
    @weltschmertzz 11 місяців тому +62

    Never have I ever questioned my sexuality before this channel😂

  • @cammychoate
    @cammychoate Рік тому +640

    "All of my childhood dreams have just come true"
    Strangely, mine too...

    • @martycontestabile9607
      @martycontestabile9607 Рік тому +4

      A few of my childhood dreams but A LOT more people would have died if all of mine came true.

    • @your_average_z00mer15
      @your_average_z00mer15 Рік тому +1

      ​@@martycontestabile9607 a lot *more* 😭

    • @philipmendorensis8687
      @philipmendorensis8687 Рік тому +2

      ​@@martycontestabile9607 perhaps you can share this said dream of yours?

    • @martycontestabile9607
      @martycontestabile9607 Рік тому +2

      @Philip Mendorensis Many day dreams of mayhem against the bullies I had to deal with all through schooling. Moved lots of times so new places that I did not grow up in.

    • @ripF5C
      @ripF5C Рік тому

      Your childhood dreams were obtaining a mangirl with trashy pink hair? Odd

  • @dammitdad
    @dammitdad 9 місяців тому +1

    A head splitting sword. Lighter than a chainsaw