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  • @kapteinkaos6081
    @kapteinkaos6081 9 місяців тому +11682

    We've been lied to, lads, all these years we could have had a wood splitting sword

    • @mtnmosin2740
      @mtnmosin2740 9 місяців тому +420

      i'll never look at an ax again.

    • @Ninjastahr
      @Ninjastahr 9 місяців тому +248

      I shall never take the same satisfaction in an axe again, now that I know I could be using a sword

    • @kapteinkaos6081
      @kapteinkaos6081 9 місяців тому +132

      Looked it up...
      400 bucks. Bro
      I'll stick to my axe...
      Maybe one day I'll smith myself a big sword to cut wood if I ever get good at it...

    • @anthonyrebock5351
      @anthonyrebock5351 9 місяців тому +46

      the unemployed.....with swords

    • @wavydave
      @wavydave 9 місяців тому +32

      After y'all's comments, I was gonna leave an anecdote about sword splitting wood in my younger years, but damned if I can remember it. She is a cute one, isn't she?

  • @jbrisby
    @jbrisby 8 місяців тому +4656

    Remember, wood-splitting sword is also an everything-splitting sword.

    • @popeyetheslayer666
      @popeyetheslayer666 8 місяців тому +35

      😂

    • @johnman559
      @johnman559 8 місяців тому +52

      Santa should have given her leg armour😂

    • @stresslevel1009
      @stresslevel1009 8 місяців тому +28

      Is it also a sword splitting sword?

    • @chewielewis4002
      @chewielewis4002 8 місяців тому

      Its a convert skull splitting sword@@stresslevel1009

    • @JaymesWebbs
      @JaymesWebbs 8 місяців тому +17

      Yep. That means don’t mess with your lady if she buys one.

  • @CelticFish0103
    @CelticFish0103 5 місяців тому +573

    Your face when you said "I have a sword" Is everything 😅

    • @jcon2060
      @jcon2060 4 місяці тому +2

      yes, that's the funny part of the video. Its intended.

    • @brandonbroad8676
      @brandonbroad8676 4 місяці тому +3

      @@jcon2060okay?

    • @troublemaker731
      @troublemaker731 2 місяці тому

      @@jcon2060get a life

  • @TheNefastor
    @TheNefastor 4 місяці тому +219

    Next step : getting hired by a hawk-themed mercenary company.

    • @davidstorrs
      @davidstorrs 3 місяці тому +7

      That was a good series.

    • @mehdiberthet-bondet7294
      @mehdiberthet-bondet7294 2 місяці тому +6

      Grifiiiiiiiith!!!!!!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @victorfreedom93
      @victorfreedom93 2 місяці тому +2

      Don't forget loosing an arm and an eye

    • @Yroko
      @Yroko Місяць тому

      ​@@victorfreedom93also being marked so demons know where u r, so they can eat u. Rsther stay away from all that

    • @johndavidtibbetts7320
      @johndavidtibbetts7320 16 днів тому

      I'm sure such a career choice will only end in good 👍

  • @sparkly_parklee9327
    @sparkly_parklee9327 Рік тому +2820

    I swear all the axe splitters on youtube are the happiest people on this platform

    • @hokagirl2205
      @hokagirl2205 Рік тому +85

      They have a channel to let out all their negative emotions 🤧

    • @davidbarrozo6621
      @davidbarrozo6621 Рік тому +23

      I’m going to start splitting wood myself soon 😂❤

    • @UncannyLiving
      @UncannyLiving Рік тому +54

      Splitting wood is actually the top activity you can do to increase your body’s testosterone. Testosterone decreases anxiety and depression, increases your mental cognition and erythropoiesis. Sounds absolutely insane I know but it’s true, the wood splitting part, the positive benefits of testosterone are well known for a while now

    • @ovoid_ovvie
      @ovoid_ovvie Рік тому +7

      ​@@UncannyLivingwhat if you are trans and do not need more testosterone

    • @M1ch43l33
      @M1ch43l33 Рік тому +35

      ​@@ovoid_ovviethen you dont deserve happiness anyway

  • @skylaharango8975
    @skylaharango8975 9 місяців тому +3517

    The most happiest lumberjill I've ever seen

    • @lucasmasson2728
      @lucasmasson2728 9 місяців тому +74

      LumberJill

    • @sevensages5279
      @sevensages5279 9 місяців тому +4

      And easy to please 😊

    • @ariewibowo2106
      @ariewibowo2106 9 місяців тому +3

      lumbersparrow

    • @FutureAbe
      @FutureAbe 9 місяців тому +20

      You should either say “most happy” or “happiest”, but never “most happiest”.

    • @Max-ix9lk
      @Max-ix9lk 9 місяців тому +21

      ​@@FutureAbe I bet you're fun to hang out with

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 3 місяці тому +12

    +Sword
    +Cute doggy
    +Muscle girl
    This is peak content

  • @QO-id3yt
    @QO-id3yt 5 місяців тому +35

    Lady Lumberjack Splitting Wood with a sword was a video I never knew I needed

  • @FirstBlockhead
    @FirstBlockhead Рік тому +3822

    "Oh golly I have a sword" is the most wholesome thing anyone has ever said!

    • @markjanik7897
      @markjanik7897 Рік тому +2

      What's with the sound effects! There's an echo in wide open spaces!!! 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @SlebanDogux
      @SlebanDogux Рік тому +1

      ​@@markjanik7897 Oh yeah
      that's.. actually kinda weird, idk what's up with that

    • @cha_os3
      @cha_os3 Рік тому +13

      @@markjanik7897 I live in a area that echoes like this. Splitting wood, calling the dogs in, all of it echos down into the vally.
      Looks like she is in a vally as well.

    • @caliguladeux
      @caliguladeux Рік тому +7

      I wonder if she gave her sword a name. Valar morgulis sister.

    • @danieljames1868
      @danieljames1868 Рік тому +2

      ​@@markjanik7897 things echo strangely, but surprisingly, well in spaces that open and empty.

  • @unnamedvisitor1649
    @unnamedvisitor1649 Рік тому +4251

    The Valkyrie has been bestowed her mighty blade.

    • @Reallyxhillguy
      @Reallyxhillguy Рік тому +27

      Stole the thought out of my head

    • @greggrand3910
      @greggrand3910 Рік тому +19

      You two are the closes the soul that lives in this girl is actually a real Valkyrie high-ranking one

    • @donaldcash113
      @donaldcash113 Рік тому +6

      ...or Taiwan.

    • @Vladimir_Velikiy
      @Vladimir_Velikiy Рік тому

      ура аааа, оказывается тяжёлой железкой можно гнилой пень разломать!

    • @Vladimir_Velikiy
      @Vladimir_Velikiy Рік тому +2

      @café lol😄

  • @user-vz9lm4uv9r
    @user-vz9lm4uv9r 4 місяці тому +74

    Чудесная девушка умеющая колоть дрова👍

    • @user-lq7to3sb1v
      @user-lq7to3sb1v 4 місяці тому +5

      Мечем...

    • @alek7369
      @alek7369 4 місяці тому +5

      Колун зачётный у неё 😂

    • @Svirepij187
      @Svirepij187 4 місяці тому +4

      И живущая с другой девушкой (к гадалке не ходи)🤷🏼‍♂️
      Как всегда либо одно, либо другое..

    • @andreishedlovskij2169
      @andreishedlovskij2169 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Svirepij187... меч или САбля

  • @tehdmanvids3
    @tehdmanvids3 8 місяців тому +674

    She's one step closer to becoming Coenen the Barbarian

    • @serioushex3893
      @serioushex3893 7 місяців тому +12

      criminally underrated comment

    • @Mighty_Atheismo
      @Mighty_Atheismo 7 місяців тому +5

      Dang. Mucho respect for this one

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 7 місяців тому +4

      I tip my hat to you, good disembodied internet voice.

  • @bobisuncanny2760
    @bobisuncanny2760 7 місяців тому +1878

    "All my childhoods dream have just come true"
    Me seing this lovely lumberjack testing a wood-splitting SWORD : Yea me too

    • @rickcoona
      @rickcoona 7 місяців тому +32

      technically, she'd be a "LimberJill" but who cares she's just Sooo HAPPY!

    • @raulallangarlitos7573
      @raulallangarlitos7573 6 місяців тому

      PHONEY FAKER! BETTER WATCH A SAMURAI WARRIOR SHRED A COMPRESSED LAYER OF COMPRESSEDCBAMBOO LIKE KNIFE THRU BUTTER, BLADE THRU PAPER!!!!

    • @weirdshieldman3606
      @weirdshieldman3606 5 місяців тому +5

      I no longer wish to be lonely… only to have a lumberjack woman 😂

    • @Rick_SanchezZZZ
      @Rick_SanchezZZZ 5 місяців тому

      OMG shut up

    • @rickcoona
      @rickcoona 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Rick_SanchezZZZ what's the matter Dude, Can't Handle the *TRUTH?* I've known a few "Lumber Jills" Back in the day, and they ALL kicked ass.

  • @ottowulff3277
    @ottowulff3277 5 місяців тому +17

    Me: *sees this woman*
    Also me: *aggressive dishwashing*

    • @CailinZwarts
      @CailinZwarts Місяць тому +2

      Aggressively clenches thighs together

  • @GamerOfLegends163
    @GamerOfLegends163 6 місяців тому +14

    You're telling me splitting wood could've been even *more* fun?

  • @TheUnseenSoldier
    @TheUnseenSoldier Рік тому +56310

    All men need a no-makeup-wearing, sword-swinging, wood-splitting, good-shape-having, “golly” saying woman in their life.

    • @behlockaetheking7062
      @behlockaetheking7062 Рік тому +3667

      This is just a Canadian?

    • @andrewcooper8155
      @andrewcooper8155 Рік тому +2054

      ​@@behlockaetheking7062 Yep. Pretty much all Canadian girls are like that.

    • @Canuck037
      @Canuck037 Рік тому +894

      ​@@andrewcooper8155 as a canadian male i concur

    • @Kheays
      @Kheays Рік тому

      @@andrewcooper8155 I can definitely say city women in Canada share no such ideals, most have absorbed the modern western crap and want to dominate a man and obliterate his soul piece by piece. Rural and suburban girls tho… 👀👀👀

    • @songdaniels9960
      @songdaniels9960 Рік тому +2406

      thing is uh,,, she's.. a lesbian though. sorry. sjdjfjf

  • @Keldren.
    @Keldren. Рік тому +7061

    Stopped for the sword, ended up with relationship goals.

    • @behindthemask3534
      @behindthemask3534 Рік тому +206

      I feel this on a spiritual level, also, does anyone here know where I can get a wood splitting sword?

    • @solorollo9756
      @solorollo9756 Рік тому +21

      Find you a good man

    • @MRREE-zw6xc
      @MRREE-zw6xc Рік тому

      ​@@behindthemask3534I just looked it up on google out of curiosity. Its under viking wood cutting sword. And for how much it costs that sucker is on 16 weeks back order!

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl Рік тому +16

      ​@@behindthemask3534 probably Amazon

    • @robertluechtefeld5017
      @robertluechtefeld5017 Рік тому +4

      Great quote, @Keldren Raze

  • @operationtheatre5934
    @operationtheatre5934 6 місяців тому +17

    First sight : You r very beautiful
    After she got sword: I mean the sword

  • @surferdude6258
    @surferdude6258 5 місяців тому +8

    i just recently found your channel and have been pitching a trail sword to my conservation corps for months at this point. i'm totally going to show my program manager this video! if she says no, i'm just going to go to finance and see if i can write it off as a business expense. thank you for the inspo i needed!

  • @minhtamnguyen3304
    @minhtamnguyen3304 9 місяців тому +1779

    Ok, now i can die peacefully knowing that what's a valkyrie look like

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 9 місяців тому +12

      On twitter, maybe.

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 9 місяців тому +64

      @@cornixdemetrius7883 "oN tWiTtEr MaYbE"

    • @Roach_Dogg_JR
      @Roach_Dogg_JR 9 місяців тому

      @@cornixdemetrius7883colored hair=Twitter user in your absolutely fried brain

    • @lysetsfyrste
      @lysetsfyrste 9 місяців тому +22

      ​@@cornixdemetrius7883at least she is an actual woman, though xd

    • @ZombieKid-.-
      @ZombieKid-.- 9 місяців тому +1

      You obviously haven't seen ValkyrieBrynn

  • @salmannaz1432
    @salmannaz1432 Рік тому +5607

    Imagine just walking around and seeing a woman split wood with a long ass sword.
    I'd fall in love

    • @Dardomor
      @Dardomor Рік тому +130

      I'd be scared and in love at the same time 😅

    • @Zevl
      @Zevl Рік тому +7

      ​@@jetrifle4209🤓🤓🤓

    • @forresthunt9573
      @forresthunt9573 Рік тому +19

      @@jetrifle4209 Typical terminally online reply.

    • @jetrifle4209
      @jetrifle4209 Рік тому +4

      @@forresthunt9573 smallbrain little guy

    • @ArsenicIvy
      @ArsenicIvy Рік тому +6

      @@jetrifle4209 🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @colinbrannon2051
    @colinbrannon2051 5 місяців тому +4

    Y’all focused on the sword. I’m pretty sure I’m in love 😂

    • @user-lv7qn4gw3g
      @user-lv7qn4gw3g 4 місяці тому

      Wait, there was a sword? I'll have to go back and rewatch it again and again.

  • @brandonbroad8676
    @brandonbroad8676 4 місяці тому +1

    Not just her eyes perked up when she said “I have a sword” you can see her entire body perk up all at once in the excitement, that was genuinely one of the most adorable things I’ve ever seen. I know this is old but it’s gold, so happy for you that you got that beast of a tool😊

  • @user-yf6nf6rz1u
    @user-yf6nf6rz1u 5 місяців тому +46

    Сколько счастья, этой девушки нужно, работать палачем.Средневековье много потеряло без неё,от такой и голову не жалко потерять,один позитив.😊😊😊😊

    • @KpunTo.Tym6a
      @KpunTo.Tym6a 4 місяці тому +1

      👏

    • @kirkslayden834
      @kirkslayden834 4 місяці тому

      Ya ain't that the truth hahaha

    • @dbnfkzful
      @dbnfkzful 4 місяці тому

      Сожгли бы как ведьму за штаны

  • @theEisbergmann
    @theEisbergmann Рік тому +2411

    I came for a sword, I stayed for some awesome shoulder muscles...

    • @john-paulsilke893
      @john-paulsilke893 Рік тому +57

      Those triceps are pretty awesome too. She’s yoked! Fantastic.

    • @jimsmith3715
      @jimsmith3715 Рік тому +10

      ​@@john-paulsilke893that's just what happens when you use your arms that's not yoked 😂

    • @Xc31
      @Xc31 Рік тому

      ​@@jimsmith3715 with todays standards being cancer treatment skinny, morbidly obese or 50% plastic I'd say she's pretty yoked bruh

    • @sirgeremiah
      @sirgeremiah Рік тому +17

      When I grow up, I want her arms.

    • @jimsmith3715
      @jimsmith3715 Рік тому +11

      @@sirgeremiah keep using your arms then lol

  • @natepeterson9068
    @natepeterson9068 9 місяців тому +398

    “Oh golly, I have a sword!” is the most Midwestern/Canadian thing I have ever heard said

    • @user-by7rm7wq3r
      @user-by7rm7wq3r 4 місяці тому

      Я думала, что ты скажешь: "средневековая"😂

  • @paktype
    @paktype 4 місяці тому +4

    This young lady has it all - she’s pretty, charming, funny and swings a mean sword.

  • @mmmmmmmmaria
    @mmmmmmmmaria 5 місяців тому +20

    as a lesbian, thank you for your service

    • @afellowamericanafellowamer5317
      @afellowamericanafellowamer5317 3 місяці тому

      Mmmmmm-
      I'm sure she's a nice person, but she has that creepy Ellen Degeneres leer.
      Other lesbian women are attracted to her to get validation.
      The lesbian women seem to a very clear alpha b and sub.
      If it makes them happy good for them.
      But that kind of relationship seems to have a short shelf life.
      Suicide numbers are high.
      So she has that happy lesbian thing going and nice guns too.
      But lesbian women do like to break out and ride a real baloney pony from time to time.
      They have the best of both worlds.

    • @deltabeta5527
      @deltabeta5527 3 місяці тому

      As a pervert, also thank you for your service.

  • @epicyes3096
    @epicyes3096 Рік тому +1024

    Not gonna lie, didn't expect the person who says "Oh golly" when they open a sword, to be ripped as hell and instantly halve a log. Actual badass.

    • @carmillachoate
      @carmillachoate Рік тому +11

      Nicole is a beast

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx Рік тому +7

      ​@@carmillachoateidk who she is, but im in love! Maybe she will benchpress me while we 6... actually I better get going

    • @Juggermerk
      @Juggermerk Рік тому +4

      Good for a few logs but nobody is gonna get through a cord of wood with that.

    • @epicyes3096
      @epicyes3096 Рік тому +17

      @@xEvilRaptorx Don't be a creep 😑

    • @xEvilRaptorx
      @xEvilRaptorx Рік тому

      @@epicyes3096 hey I'm an equal opportunity perv, for the record. If I stumbled upon a shirtless Norwegian man chopping wood with a halberd, I'd still be in love. He could spin me around like a helico- I'm just gonna go back to what I was doing... >.>

  • @BashirH
    @BashirH Рік тому +940

    All you need is final fantasy victory music playing after you finish chopping the wood.

    • @mr.jingles7560
      @mr.jingles7560 Рік тому

      I heard a song by the who. Almost identical to ffx music when the team is first introduced.

    • @mehdiberthet-bondet7294
      @mehdiberthet-bondet7294 2 місяці тому

      👌🏽🤌👍🏽😂🤣

  • @Northanteus
    @Northanteus 5 місяців тому +37

    Make sure your dogs are somewhere else when swinging that thing. Never know if they'll run up behind you and to the side near the log as your axe or sword is coming down. 😬

    • @erichiginbotham3144
      @erichiginbotham3144 3 місяці тому

      Right she might lumberjack their head off. What does big ass things she got to do just to get the wood to split.😂😂😂😂😂

    • @luckydust4375
      @luckydust4375 2 місяці тому

      Not the case everytime, but a lot of pets are smart enough to stay away from you when they see this long brighty sharpy pointy thing moving around, not that they don't trust you but they have some kind of instinct that this is probably meant to be dangerous

  • @_Myfriend012
    @_Myfriend012 3 місяці тому +1

    As expected!
    Awesome and wonderful Earthling!👍👏

  • @TheRawrnstuff
    @TheRawrnstuff 10 місяців тому +815

    "Oh golly. I have a sword."
    Truly words to aspire to. Not even sarcastic.

    • @marcusdaloia2974
      @marcusdaloia2974 9 місяців тому +1

      And then that excited inhale~ I think that that's what really drives it home.

  • @Arf3114
    @Arf3114 Рік тому +2459

    There’s a lumberjack, but now I’ve seen a lumberjill. Badass

  • @Asphalt_Annihilator
    @Asphalt_Annihilator 5 місяців тому +5

    Yes, "wood" splitting sword. More like skull splitting sword.

  • @dammitdad
    @dammitdad 4 місяці тому +1

    A head splitting sword. Lighter than a chainsaw

  • @Alex-K94
    @Alex-K94 9 місяців тому +444

    As a fellow sword collector I can confirm... this is a true "golly" moment.

  • @myndlink
    @myndlink Рік тому +1186

    She just became Zelda and Link combined into one person.

    • @Boo-se7wi
      @Boo-se7wi Рік тому +5

      Fr

    • @Suchsdirhaltaus
      @Suchsdirhaltaus Рік тому +6

      Oh my especially with the pink hair (that I only noticed after your comment) it fits even more to link

    • @abbaexteriors3546
      @abbaexteriors3546 Рік тому +17

      So she’s…zinc?

    • @SumoLink1357
      @SumoLink1357 Рік тому +1

      link to the past link

    • @nickgray5420
      @nickgray5420 Рік тому +1

      So that means that all of MY childhood dreams have just come true

  • @DanielWright-np3fq
    @DanielWright-np3fq 4 місяці тому

    And thus began her journey, riding throughout the Canadian Frontier, righting wrongs and defending justice, while teaching us all gentle lessons of equality and love. Nicole of the North and her mighty sword, Woodsplitter!

  • @ronl7131
    @ronl7131 4 місяці тому +1

    Doggo headed for woods….Leavin’ the scene of mischief

  • @user-rn7sg7xg9l
    @user-rn7sg7xg9l 7 місяців тому +943

    "Oh golly, I have a sword" needs to be put on a t-shirt

    • @callmev3531
      @callmev3531 6 місяців тому +7

      Agreed.

    • @jmmartin7766
      @jmmartin7766 6 місяців тому +12

      I prefer, "Ho, Ho, Ho! Now I have a machine gun..." But, "Oh, golly. I have a sword" works, too 😏

    • @tylerboyce4081
      @tylerboyce4081 5 місяців тому +3

      Seconded. I need to pre-order it.

    • @sebastiandumars3005
      @sebastiandumars3005 4 місяці тому +2

      followed by "okie dokie"

    • @user-gp2zq3eb1d
      @user-gp2zq3eb1d 4 місяці тому +2

      Good joke! 😂

  • @CloydRoyal
    @CloydRoyal Рік тому +1272

    Holy shit, she was all giggly and adorable then off comes the flannel and she's all "By the Power of Grayskull!!*"

  • @heartofananthropologist
    @heartofananthropologist Місяць тому +1

    Recently created a new D&D character and I'm going to play her for the first time next weekend. She's a big, buff, purple tiefling who swings a greatsword around, and I want to be able to describe combat in a vivid and entertaining way for my fellow players. After watching a few videos on fighting techniques with a bunch of dudes, on a whim I searched for "very big girl with very big sword," and this result was better than I dared to hope for. The purple hair is just the cherry on top!

  • @user-dt8gv9co5s
    @user-dt8gv9co5s 5 місяців тому

    The look of joy over that sword is awesome your cute 😊

  • @Willy_the_gunslingin_studentOD
    @Willy_the_gunslingin_studentOD 7 місяців тому +67

    She's the one who goes to check on the sound in the middle of the night

    • @mzindelo
      @mzindelo 5 місяців тому +3

      Awesome lol

  • @arlenlangham949
    @arlenlangham949 Рік тому +1855

    A jacked Canadian person who says ‘oh golly’ when they open a sword for wood splitting is the best thing I’ve seen all year

    • @HawkGirl69
      @HawkGirl69 Рік тому +26

      She. She’s a she.

    • @arlenlangham949
      @arlenlangham949 Рік тому +10

      Oh umm yes but I would hate to assume someone’s gender

    • @fullmetalalkami6466
      @fullmetalalkami6466 Рік тому +25

      ​@@arlenlangham949 Mate. Don't be ridiculous she is a woman, and a decent one at that by looks of it.

    • @arlenlangham949
      @arlenlangham949 Рік тому +16

      Yeah ik just making sure because I would hate to be cancelled

    • @poppingpenquin2172
      @poppingpenquin2172 Рік тому

      @@arlenlangham949 grow some balls

  • @miltradtech6115
    @miltradtech6115 5 місяців тому +2

    For some reason I thought of the big Goron Sword from Ocarina of Time on the N64

  • @phoenixilr
    @phoenixilr 4 місяці тому +6

    Her: **splits wood with sword**
    Me: **bows** yes mommy

  • @bich_what
    @bich_what Рік тому +526

    "Oh Golly I have a sword" is my new favorite phrase

    • @Flom1x-gg4ni
      @Flom1x-gg4ni 10 місяців тому +2

      Вам не кому не кажется что она похожа на мистера биста лицом?

  • @miguelmunguia123
    @miguelmunguia123 9 місяців тому +1247

    It's beautiful when you see someone being that happy with such a simple thing

    • @TerrenceLCarpenter
      @TerrenceLCarpenter 8 місяців тому +50

      I don’t know if that bug ass sword is “such a simple thing”😂

    • @manuelferreira4345
      @manuelferreira4345 8 місяців тому +10

      Simple? It's obviously not your average off Amazon 49.99 sword it's a wood splitting sword!!!

    • @gryjss9167
      @gryjss9167 8 місяців тому

      No, no. She knows what she is doing for views . Ok you're a Lesbian , tougher than a few men, but don't hate men when you do your pathetic jib at males to show you Lesbian. It's pathetic , you know what your doing and it's not cute.
      Actually turns males away. Get your point across, maybe try some Aus Red Gum, take you a while love.

    • @lalhruaizela6968
      @lalhruaizela6968 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@TerrenceLCarpenteri'm deaddddd bruhhh🤣

    • @Aggamemnon
      @Aggamemnon 8 місяців тому +3

      "One does not simply make such a thing."🤌

  • @austinwthompson45
    @austinwthompson45 Місяць тому +1

    "Fetch the treasury; I must have it!"
    "Send them an invitation!"

  • @WoodLife2
    @WoodLife2 3 місяці тому +1

    "Making a new dish, better carve my utensils real quick"

  • @jasonmorley9217
    @jasonmorley9217 Рік тому +738

    The expression at "I have a sword" Is both terrifying and fantastic.

    • @captainoftheoldchads1743
      @captainoftheoldchads1743 Рік тому +1

      Her using it:
      MEANWHILE ME: GIVE IT TO ME WOMEN I WILL SHOULD YOU HOW DA BOYS DO IT

    • @jasonmorley9217
      @jasonmorley9217 Рік тому +9

      @@captainoftheoldchads1743 I’m not sure that’s coming off how you think it is, mate….

    • @Doodledrawsstuff
      @Doodledrawsstuff Рік тому

      Man she could split you into like a log in a lumber yard

    • @koykoyonly1628
      @koykoyonly1628 Рік тому +3

      @@captainoftheoldchads1743
      Maybe choose your words better next time XD you sound a mite desperate there

    • @vitalguillin1177
      @vitalguillin1177 Рік тому +3

      Happy she didn't said, "I have a balls cutting sword"!!!

  • @TheWinterscoming
    @TheWinterscoming 10 місяців тому +1757

    ... and there goes my wife's ability to claim she is heterosexual...

    • @akiyas464
      @akiyas464 10 місяців тому +12

      What's a heterosexual?

    • @PEZZYYYY
      @PEZZYYYY 10 місяців тому +46

      ​@@akiyas464a person who likes opposite gender he's saying she became a lesbian

    • @akiyas464
      @akiyas464 10 місяців тому +18

      @@PEZZYYYY ph I'm sorry for bothering the LGBTQ hasn't really even grazed my country and religion

    • @PEZZYYYY
      @PEZZYYYY 10 місяців тому +20

      ​@@akiyas464ya alot of country's do be like thet dw you just wanted an answer about something your confused about ita k

    • @heathercook2915
      @heathercook2915 9 місяців тому +15

      This was such a wholesome interaction

  • @user-dt6gs2it7e
    @user-dt6gs2it7e 4 місяці тому

    Oh, that looks cool! And u're so good looking with it.

  • @Amberguymerhosking
    @Amberguymerhosking 2 місяці тому +1

    Her excitement is cute x

  • @gamenut112
    @gamenut112 Рік тому +9816

    Wearing a tanktop in the dead of winter? Yup, she’s canadian.
    Edit: God Damn. I'm still getting comments from this.

    • @greywoode5172
      @greywoode5172 Рік тому +119

      Yep -20 Fahrenheit just another average day for us

    • @LeftyRedd
      @LeftyRedd Рік тому +172

      Not Canadian, but I'm from Michigan. We're Canadian light. 😆
      Anywho, moving aboot will keep you warm. :)

    • @theitguy7484
      @theitguy7484 Рік тому +68

      What gave it away? The flannel or the "oh golly"?

    • @MrFordtough1981
      @MrFordtough1981 Рік тому +18

      She is baiting for likes.

    • @slimetank394
      @slimetank394 Рік тому +104

      ​@@MrFordtough1981 and she's goddamn good at it. Those guns deserve all the likes

  • @SingingDragons11
    @SingingDragons11 Рік тому +366

    That’s the appropriate reaction for one’s first sword.

    • @Survival.Intuition
      @Survival.Intuition Рік тому +2

      trust me when I say, one's first sword is almost never something of that magnitude.

    • @Someguythatlikespizza
      @Someguythatlikespizza Рік тому

      ​@@Survival.Intuitionmy sword is of that magnitude 😏
      In my dreams...

  • @scottturcotte1860
    @scottturcotte1860 4 місяці тому +1

    😂 makes me think of the scene in LadyHawk when Nevar catches mouse using his sword to split wood and angrily declared, this sword has been in my family for generations and has never known defeat until now!!! LOL

  • @bananacat4339
    @bananacat4339 5 місяців тому

    Honestly this is the most wholesome video I've seen in a while. I love your channel😁

  • @yourdinnersready2422
    @yourdinnersready2422 10 місяців тому +307

    “oh golly, i have a sword” is literally me everytime i play dark souls

    • @DironMc
      @DironMc 9 місяців тому

      CoooooooooLll

    • @balsamon69
      @balsamon69 9 місяців тому +3

      Ah, a fellow Dark Souls nut. In that case...
      Stay safe, friend. Don't you dare go hollow

    • @Thebeastb115
      @Thebeastb115 9 місяців тому

      @@balsamon69be wary but hole

    • @s7udmuphin
      @s7udmuphin 9 місяців тому

      Don't give up, Skeleton

  • @matthewpopow6647
    @matthewpopow6647 8 місяців тому +638

    Its funny how quickly she shifts from 'flannel dork' to 'outdoor badass'

  • @frankvalice6180
    @frankvalice6180 4 місяці тому +1

    Showed this to my brother I’m more into Guns and he is into swords. He was saying how he will never find any woman that would be interested in his hobby without making fun of him. I showed him this clip the look on his face was a mix of a deer in headlights and being flustered

  • @luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407
    @luukeksifrozenhillbillyeur3407 8 місяців тому +264

    My initial thought was "why the fuck?" but seeing how happy you were with it I moved on to "why the fuck not?"

    • @gus7850
      @gus7850 8 місяців тому +7

      sometimes that's the only functionality that is needed

    • @luciezabelka698
      @luciezabelka698 7 місяців тому +2

      My mental process was the same: Why? Sword?......Why not!

  • @dawood121derful
    @dawood121derful Рік тому +1848

    I need a woman like that to defend my honor.

    • @bilobaha
      @bilobaha Рік тому +52

      defend your honor yourself

    • @bilobaha
      @bilobaha Рік тому

      @@cybercop3108 are you weak man or too lazy to defend yourself

    • @bilobaha
      @bilobaha Рік тому +6

      @@cybercop3108 so go to army

    • @BrianLTU
      @BrianLTU Рік тому +3

      ​@@bilobaha bruh

    • @bilobaha
      @bilobaha Рік тому +2

      @@cybercop3108 man ı dont say join the usa,french,english,russian,ukrainan,chienesse army

  • @jessicahedrick854
    @jessicahedrick854 5 місяців тому

    Is there anyone more *** than this woman. I put *** because I cant find the word. Beautiful, sweet, badass, scary, strong, I mean the list could go on.
    I was having a shitty morning, but somehow just knowing this woman exists makes the world so much fucking better.
    Thank you for sharing this.

  • @serzhstarov9007
    @serzhstarov9007 4 місяці тому

    screaming Pinokio : """Beaaach!!!!""" 🤣

  • @RedHorseman66
    @RedHorseman66 Рік тому +861

    Anyone who can handle a sword like that earned my respect.

    • @jurajjakubik6795
      @jurajjakubik6795 Рік тому +3

      Using the sword as an ax to chop wood can 10 year's old child.

    • @Brynden-Rivers
      @Brynden-Rivers Рік тому +1

      Only someone who cant handle a gun would say that🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @voornaam3191
      @voornaam3191 Рік тому

      When somebody says YOU must show respect, somehow YOUR freedom just got a kick in the groin. Repect has a dark side.

    • @robertfarnsworth3200
      @robertfarnsworth3200 Рік тому +4

      Literally all she did was lift and slam, a child can do that

    • @jesterokjones4954
      @jesterokjones4954 Рік тому

      look at her arms.

  • @Ilikewater-andice
    @Ilikewater-andice Рік тому +423

    All my platonic ideals just manifested in one single woman.

  • @Lirion-lm3om
    @Lirion-lm3om 2 місяці тому

    I appreciate all your work!!!!

  • @WestyZaffles
    @WestyZaffles 3 місяці тому

    Went from “gimmick” to “threat” very quickly

  • @dada191
    @dada191 Рік тому +177

    Stayed for the sword, then got welcomed to the gun show.

    • @2Much2lose
      @2Much2lose Рік тому +3

      😂

    • @chriscain9727
      @chriscain9727 Рік тому

      Where did you get the sword?

    • @2Much2lose
      @2Much2lose Рік тому

      @@chriscain9727 he doesn’t have one. He came to watch it here.

  • @RUConfuzzled21
    @RUConfuzzled21 10 місяців тому +587

    "are you hearing gunshots?"
    "oh, that's just nicole using her wood splitting sword again"

    • @LJG_582
      @LJG_582 10 місяців тому +8

      Uhh you mean axe right? Right?
      Nope

    • @aarons9961
      @aarons9961 10 місяців тому +2

      ...Again?
      again.
      -sigh- Alright, I'll tell the boys to head back

  • @roshnimalandkar1423
    @roshnimalandkar1423 4 місяці тому

    Oh my God! That sword looks best in ur hands! U r a true WARRIOR!

  • @lorencej9404
    @lorencej9404 Місяць тому

    So cool. Bet that sword is crazy strong

  • @peachesbunny
    @peachesbunny Рік тому +1521

    Man, woman, clown or alien;
    We all need a woman like her in our lives

    • @AJ.o
      @AJ.o Рік тому +29

      I love how clowns get mentioned in your world 🤣😂

    • @chrislupusrex9610
      @chrislupusrex9610 Рік тому +1

      Are u sure she's an Amazon warrior

    • @hasiWills1021
      @hasiWills1021 Рік тому +2

      as a housekeeper

    • @xardnaslp3171
      @xardnaslp3171 Рік тому +11

      As a clown, thanks for including us

    • @bayusoeryocahyono6533
      @bayusoeryocahyono6533 Рік тому +1

      Well.. that's what i think🤭😊🙏🏻👍🏻❤

  • @samblack727
    @samblack727 Рік тому +1020

    I want a wood-splitting, warrior goddess sword...

    • @Podkarpatskay_Ukraina
      @Podkarpatskay_Ukraina Рік тому +2

      Two hand big Axe give you more power

    • @jovanleon7
      @jovanleon7 Рік тому +6

      ​@@Podkarpatskay_Ukraina not as cool as the sword

    • @bramleenen
      @bramleenen Рік тому +11

      I want a wood splitting, warrior sword wielding goddess. But hey to each their own 😂🤘

    • @charlesanderson4979
      @charlesanderson4979 Рік тому +1

      😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @Darklogic112358
      @Darklogic112358 Рік тому +1

      I just want the wood-splitting warrior goddess.

  • @marvinm8446
    @marvinm8446 6 місяців тому +1

    The sword is very awesome 👍🏽❤🗡️.

  • @rockys9787
    @rockys9787 2 місяці тому

    I like your shoulder shape. Beautiful!

  • @medic5150
    @medic5150 Рік тому +427

    When you find the barbarian your quest needed.

    • @404T2K
      @404T2K Рік тому +7

      The most barbarian looking barbarian to ever barbarian I reckon

  • @kas1836
    @kas1836 7 місяців тому +523

    Seeing this woman wielding a sword is strangely comforting

    • @Laneganswake
      @Laneganswake 6 місяців тому +18

      It's probably engrained. You've been out collecting wood, hunting, making traps all day and You're starving & freezing. You get back to the igloo what have you and you see the wood split and fire already burning.. nice...

    • @kas1836
      @kas1836 6 місяців тому +51

      @@Laneganswake No I just think it's hot

    • @artanxhelili2976
      @artanxhelili2976 6 місяців тому +30

      ​@@kas1836😂😂I love how the first's person reply was an explanation of why you feel that way and you go:"I don't know she's just hot man!"

    • @luxuryvagrant6496
      @luxuryvagrant6496 6 місяців тому +8

      @@artanxhelili2976 I found his explanation to be ... giving off weird vibes.
      It's hot. Less of that caveman evolutionary hunter getherer palelithic rubbish, pleeeease.

    • @artanxhelili2976
      @artanxhelili2976 6 місяців тому +9

      @@luxuryvagrant6496 I just found their interaction funny that's all and i get that lusting over someone can be taken too far but in this case the first one was trying to dig deep and explain why they might feel that way and the second just gave the most simple explanation ever

  • @sergeiangolenko7936
    @sergeiangolenko7936 4 місяці тому

    Офигеть
    Смотрю тебя уже давно, и никак не привыкну
    твоя улыбка сводит с ума

  • @Amaranthyne
    @Amaranthyne 2 місяці тому

    Y’all are hench, girl! It’s so cool!

  • @jayzenstyle
    @jayzenstyle Рік тому +722

    She even has the proper woodspeople attire. You have my respect, maam.

  • @randompoop9218
    @randompoop9218 7 місяців тому +247

    When a grown-ass adult says "oh golly!" You know that it's awesome

  • @kharris3352
    @kharris3352 3 місяці тому +2

    I sent this video to a man online who said women can’t chop wood in the snow without a man

    • @eatinsomtin9984
      @eatinsomtin9984 3 місяці тому +1

      Wow you are so cool and anti-patriarchy wooooo. 🤫, men rule the world. We gave you your rights, and we can take them away again

    • @jbfarley
      @jbfarley 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@eatinsomtin9984this is why you're going to die a virgin

    • @M3lan-choly_rainz
      @M3lan-choly_rainz 2 місяці тому

      What the fck 💀​@@eatinsomtin9984

  • @that_one_athena_cabin_girl
    @that_one_athena_cabin_girl 4 місяці тому

    Is it weird that I got super ridiculously happy at her having a sword?

  • @alexhale2696
    @alexhale2696 9 місяців тому +384

    She's adorable. Like seeing a kid open up their Christmas presents. 😊

    • @johnman559
      @johnman559 8 місяців тому

      Santa should have given her leg armour😂

  • @mridul7140
    @mridul7140 Рік тому +112

    She is someone you would want to be by your side in a zombie apocalypse.

  • @andreykuzmin4317
    @andreykuzmin4317 4 місяці тому

    Nicole's distant ancestor: Oh, golly! It's my Roman-splitting sword! Let's give it a test!

  • @iamnevrhere6244
    @iamnevrhere6244 Місяць тому

    omg now I want one & I subscribed. how could you not after seeing her spilt that?

  • @siriussage7117
    @siriussage7117 9 місяців тому +295

    It's like a Disney princess directed by Christopher Nolan 😂

  • @SomeToxicity
    @SomeToxicity Рік тому +135

    handled that sword like a maxed out warrior.
    In Mittens.

  • @eyesnme
    @eyesnme 3 місяці тому

    Just when you thought it couldn't get any better 😮

  • @dynaheart
    @dynaheart 4 місяці тому

    I read that as "World splitting sword" and was rightfully concerned

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT Рік тому +493

    Jacked Canadian woman with a sword is my new favorite genre of person.

    • @footloosegremlin4286
      @footloosegremlin4286 Рік тому +2

      Mine too…we friends now!

    • @56kglifter
      @56kglifter Рік тому +1

      Jacked? You mean a strong Canadian woman. Not jacked there's a difference

    • @totallyradtoad
      @totallyradtoad Рік тому +7

      ​@@56kglifter you really had to 'um actually' them didn't ya

    • @56kglifter
      @56kglifter Рік тому

      @@totallyradtoad I just hope ppl don't think this is jacked.

    • @wesm3915
      @wesm3915 Рік тому

      Your government is planning to ban that to.

  • @teddywilliamson3547
    @teddywilliamson3547 Рік тому +396

    If there's an equivalent to a woman saying there's something about a man with his shirt off splitting wood..... Then this is it, respectfully.

    • @unknownvariable2456
      @unknownvariable2456 Рік тому

      I'm a fan of in shape women with some muscles and a six pack, but this chick kinda has a boyish face and a slightly more manly body type with the shoulders, so maybe you should genuinely ask yourself if you're just gay.
      Though it's possible that you're just a fan of the tomboy type.

  • @chaosgilleon6433
    @chaosgilleon6433 3 місяці тому

    It has been quite a while since I've seen the sword of Heihachi Hayashida (Samurai 7)
    Thank you for the amazing short.

  • @RoseBushThorns588
    @RoseBushThorns588 4 місяці тому

    When your little girl identifies more with Paul Bunyan than dressing up like princesses !

  • @cholincharles8038
    @cholincharles8038 10 місяців тому +356

    Now I declare you as a
    *VALKYRIE*

    • @Arch_Twisted
      @Arch_Twisted 10 місяців тому +5

      Agree.

    • @mr.sherrill9137
      @mr.sherrill9137 10 місяців тому

      She's a lesbian, so she's a disgrace to her people and not fit for Valhalla or Heaven for that matter.