Here's one for you. So, back when I was in eighth grade, I was in school in England at the time. And, long story short, I had an enormous crush on this girl that was in my classes. ok. So, I start coming on to her. And, one day, her, a friend of hers, and my best friend at the time, were playing a game where we had to go outside and tell each other who we liked. I ended up with my best friend (thank god), and so we go outside and do it. He tells me someone else, and I say I like her. "Good choice" he says. So, a couple weeks pass, and he and I talked chicks. Because we were best friends and, what's more, we were guys. He asks me if I really like her. I say yes, and he says to me, "That girl does like you (my name)". And I tell him, "yeah, we're pretty good friends". He says, "yeah, but that girl likes you the other way." And I ask him, "What makes you say that"? He says, "Just trust me (myname) that girl does really want you." So, I start flirting with her. She gets creeped out and tells the teachers that I'm harassing her. So, after I find that out, I also find out that he had been sneaking around with her behind my back. So, after I find this out, I confront him about it. You know what happens? He gets supposedly offended that i told him I knew this, and tells the teachers that I got mad at him. I got in trouble. So, a couple weeks later, the night of our prom comes. The main event. As we are waiting in line, they are all over each other. Kissing in the line, telling each other how beautiful they are, etc. and I'm just behind them fighting to stop myself from yelling "GET A ROOM" So, about 40 minutes into our about 4 hour prom, I'm just downstairs getting a drink with some friends, and I decide to go out on the balcony. I'm just standing there looking at the scenery around me, when who should come out but my good old friend. I can tell he's upset about something right away. I look over to him. He is completely red in the face, and his eyes look like he wants to cry. So, you know, he stands there for a minute then leaves. Curiosity gets the best of me, and I go to the dance floor. She's up there dirty dancing wit all the boys in our prom. No, seriously, she is in a close together group with a bunch of guys, rubbing a guys arms up and down her boobs while rubbing her behind on the guy behind hers crotch. After watching that in shock for a few minutes, I went downstairs, my friend is still down there. He's so visibly upset. For the rest of the evening, I sat down there and comforted him. I tried talking to him about it and cheering him up and everything. What do you think of that one Rich? lol.
In the late 90s when I started internet dating as a teenager, I sometimes met girls without seeing their pictures first. I met this one girl in LA that was so nasty, you couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman. Later, she sent me e-mails saying "eat poo poo" and "drink pee pee". After that, I always made sure to see pics before meeting.
@@protoluigi2047 At least now, we can use video chats to see if such pictures are real. If someone's reluctant to join video chat for the first time, there might be a chance that they're afraid of being found out.
I think the best way to get a woman or a man in your life is not trying.. Not always try to find someone, constantly on the search and be desperate.. Just be patient, and socialize.. Thats what I learn with my life experience, still young tho!
funny you say that cuz when I stopped trying to get a girlfriend when I was 17, I met the love of my life just a month later who i've been with for over 5 years. :)
and also make sure u give love to other parts of ur life too. Work, creativity, sports, anything that makes you happy. Because having a full life can be really attractive
I had an old woman phone hook up. We met on those phone sites. At the time I was 28 and she said she was 34...not bad. But when I met her she was like 54. But the thing was, I met her at her apartment building, there were a bunch of ppl just hanging out front, wasn't the most peaceful apartment building. She was hanging out front talking to people walking back n forth, see at this point I didn't know who she was. Why did she just socialize with these people for like 20 mins instead of immediately approaching my car? I told her what car I drove, and when I would be showing up. But she hesitated cause she lied about her age and knew I would be disappointing. When she finally approached me to get in my car I just drove off. The next day she called me to tell me how much of an asshole I was, and how she could have been with a number of men that night. I laughed and hung up the phone
Yet somehow society treats us as the asshole when we walk away from a woman, even though she lies to us. If the roles were reversed and the man was lying to the woman about how he looked or who he was, it's like the woman is allowed to walk away and not get castigated for it. Society nowadays gives soo much patience and sympathy to women and men get none which is utter bullshit.
Hey rich I really hope you bring these type of long video's back giving a story or talking about a certain topic cause I think there hilarious lol wish you the best
Rich i just stick to anime Waifu's all the love I need sooner than later Japan is going to work on sex robots that will look like anime characters, i will call that good.
I was only 21 when this video first came out... I thought nothing of these stories because they were a good laugh to me and i never took dating seriously... But now im gonna be 31 this year, and i come back to this video and i can now truely relate to the "weather girl" story... Infact im going through it now, its really annoying. :/ man this video aged like wine... It hits different now... Hate girls like that...
You think that's bad, Rich... I had a woman who turned out to be 53 and trying to hit on me. I told her that my own mother is the same age, I am just not gonna meet up with someone who could be my mother, like, plus ultra awkward! She got mad and blocked me. I thought, "GOOD!!"
when I was in high school I was kinda bigger and all not a lot though. i had various different crushes through out high school but none of them ever liked me back. I just didn't bother after a while. after high school I worked a bunch of physical jobs started loosing weight and what not, ran into most of the girls I liked in high school. Went out with most of them, and all of them where pretty much crazy after putting out on the first date. My advice don't go out with a girl you liked in high school.
I once had a guy I had been on a couple dates with previously tell me that he was going to bring me to an arcade for a date. I drove to his place and then he drove and he literally went to do a drug deal and couldn't understand why I got pissed. Wanted me to go in this sketchy ass random's guys car with them and I was basically stranded, it ended up taking forever and the arcade was closed (which I wouldn't have wanted to go with him to anyways at this point.) Left and never went out with him again.
My dating nightmare is that every time i get with a guy they get so obsessed with arm size all of a sudden. Its all they can talk about and if i bring up something that im interested in instead they cant seem to carry on a conversation unless its about sports and weights.
I had a weird moment at a Walmart one time. Okay, so I was visiting my parents during summer break before I started college. So what happened is that my ma and I were getting supplies for our doomsday preppers kit. You know what I mean, those families that spend thousands of dollars preparing to an economic collapse and they buy items like; guns, katanas, first aid supplies, ammo and Twinkies. So here we are at the Walmart and this Cougar looks at me and she sounds like she has Aspergers Syndrome because she randomly blurts out to me, "THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING KID!" What? I was 18 at the time and you're randomly going to blurt that in front of my mother who is trained in Krav Maga? I mean W T F!
when the second girl said: "oh, that's boring." when rich talked about his job, I can think of only two scenarios about that. 1. because she was working at Lowe's, she was like in her head: "oh, that sounds as boring as my job. I feel for you," like trying to identify the common ground of supposed "boringness" about it, and trying to find a relating to it. 2. this one is the obvious. she was being condescending and insulting and saying: "pfft, that's boring. you need to get a better job, 'cuz yours sucks." I'm going to go with the second option, especially of how she said it outright and without thinking without explaining why FIRST, because anyone would think that's an insult firsthand. unless you ask "what makes you think that?", it's unclear, so from this point forward, I'm going to go with the insult choice. also, when a girl asks where you work, like rich said, it's a red flag. she's wondering how much money you make. you do not have to tell her. that's YOUR life; not hers. keep yourself a mystery and keep her guessing. speak as little about yourself as possible. let HER do all the talkin' and blabbin'. it might sound misogynistic, but believe me, it's not. girls love to talk to get their problems off their minds. then again, we men do that as well, but we keep it more quiet. that could be just me, but feel free to say otherwise, though.
If I was a disrespectful kind of guy, I would personally go slap the crap out of the 2nd girl. LOL wow Rich these stories let me know I'm not the only one meeting crazies...
Had to subscribe after hearing these. My best one was the old biker(late 50's, myself 25 at the time) that begged me to ride on the back of her Harley with her to Daytona. I regret not going, would have been a greater story if I had gone.
girl #1: I've had this exact same experience with a girl in my own community. I found out eventually that she has extreme social anxiety that borders on panic attacks.. It's been revealed that often when she has plans to meet someone she has panic attacks. It was also revealed to me that she has indeed been abused badly as a teen.
You aren't alone rich. I had similar experience to your first story and second story. First one turned out to be married. Second one flipped out because no matter what I did for her, was never enough. Then when I broke up with her, called my cell phone 20 times in a half hour. Messaged me relentlessly. Sometimes begging me to come back then right after telling me I'm a bad person. A little context to put it all in perspective: I bought her clothes, heels, new phone, etc. was always there for her and never did her wrong. Had to delay us going on a date because I was busy working. Flies off the handle totally blowing my phone up. Long story short, had to change my phone number, block her on all social media. And got a throbbing headache from all of the stress.
Nice stories in the comments, guys, but I gotta tell you guys this one. Its pretty wild, so strap yourselves in. It's about my first date. Well I hope you enjoyed my story
It is interesting that even if a girl seems O.K., all you gotta do is change the game a bit and test her, and she'll suddenly transform into a demon. I consider how I would react in various situations, and I know it would not be in an irrational, illogical manner like this.
1 - does seems flaky 2 - just wants someone to fight 3 - probably just wants the attention that dates give. hoping looks are deceiving but eww. 4 - flaky again? oh wait maybe a bit too old for ya i mean technically you can win someone with your personality but come on ladies
Ah I have experience with Phyco Texters before (Now in real life I am a 16 year old male using my mother's UA-cam account so don't get too confused) You're going to like this story, Rich. So there's this girl on Facebook that I meet (Who shall be remain nameless) And we've been hanging out with each other for couple of years now, been doing some Roleplay with her and stuff like that. Normal stuff like that, now. Years later in 2017. Me and her... Been a bit of troubling and stuff like that. Now in real life I'm single (remember I'm a 16 year old male who goes to High School), but I have a normal life in High School doing some Job Sight going to Old Navy, Shoppers, Piece of Pizza, & Petco. I enjoyed Job Sight. This girl who we've been hanging out with each other since 2015, first BIG red flag. She asked me, "Hey when is it going to be just us, you and me, like it use to be?" Now look, I'm having a great time in High School... And she's preventing me from going to High School ON A WEDNESDAY (I believe), now this girl has Autism. (Which is understandable I have Autism too, but not that bad), Now what's worse then a Facebook girl preventing you to go to High School and trying to get back together with you like it use to be. Well how about having her stopping you from doing the things YOU want to do in your life when I grow up. For example, I'm writing a Batman series for my DC Lego Universe. She text me was like "Your always busy, life first then friends later". She kept on telling me "Just stop, save your project and relax. Your pushing yourself". How is taken my time and making sure my Batman series the best series there is, Pushing Myself?! So now it's Friday, May 12 2017. I was talking to my High School friends about making a movie studio together. And when I told my Facebook friend about it she gave me a choice on either her or life. (Should have choose life instead) This is a girl. Who is preventing me from doing the stuff that I want to do in the future. She doesn't want me to go to High School, she doesn't want me to get a job, she doesn't want me to make some movies/video games, AND she doesn't want me to go to collage. I blocked her once before, so now she's going to stay blocked forever. She's trying to get control of my life! Just because she doesn't want to be forgotten in my life, she is literally The Joker from The Lego Batman Movie!!! I AM NOT MAKING THIS ONE UP. So that was my story on Phyco Texters. What do you think of this story?
Well I've finished the script for my Lego Batman series, for my DC Lego Universe. And I have an update on my blocked friend. Cause few months later she manage to make my other friend feel bad to make me unblock her as we have this HUGE Argument where I went into Angry Video Game Nerd mode. Thankfully it's not my Adamantum Rage, or else that'll really upset her.
So I'm on bumble, I match with a guy we start messaging through the app. He asks "what are you looking for?" I respond" looking to have fun dating with the possibly of a relationship " he responds " best of luck to you" something like that. I responded , ok you too. Wtf
Agreed, you should not click on the ads purposefully, as that will set off red flags at the google HQ. A safe way to give him some more $ would be to fully watch the ad rather than skipping it or clicking on it.
I could listen to this guy tell stories all day
yea XD
This.
lol me too
I agree
Obdimus it’s because of his satisfying, sexy, and smooth voice.
ReviewWomenUSA.
Here's one for you.
So, back when I was in eighth grade, I was in school in England at the time. And, long story short, I had an enormous crush on this girl that was in my classes. ok.
So, I start coming on to her. And, one day, her, a friend of hers, and my best friend at the time, were playing a game where we had to go outside and tell each other who we liked. I ended up with my best friend (thank god), and so we go outside and do it. He tells me someone else, and I say I like her.
"Good choice" he says.
So, a couple weeks pass, and he and I talked chicks. Because we were best friends and, what's more, we were guys.
He asks me if I really like her. I say yes, and he says to me, "That girl does like you (my name)". And I tell him, "yeah, we're pretty good friends". He says, "yeah, but that girl likes you the other way." And I ask him, "What makes you say that"?
He says, "Just trust me (myname) that girl does really want you."
So, I start flirting with her. She gets creeped out and tells the teachers that I'm harassing her.
So, after I find that out, I also find out that he had been sneaking around with her behind my back.
So, after I find this out, I confront him about it. You know what happens?
He gets supposedly offended that i told him I knew this, and tells the teachers that I got mad at him. I got in trouble.
So, a couple weeks later, the night of our prom comes.
The main event.
As we are waiting in line, they are all over each other. Kissing in the line, telling each other how beautiful they are, etc. and I'm just behind them fighting to stop myself from yelling
"GET A ROOM"
So, about 40 minutes into our about 4 hour prom, I'm just downstairs getting a drink with some friends, and I decide to go out on the balcony.
I'm just standing there looking at the scenery around me, when who should come out but my good old friend.
I can tell he's upset about something right away. I look over to him.
He is completely red in the face, and his eyes look like he wants to cry.
So, you know, he stands there for a minute then leaves. Curiosity gets the best of me, and I go to the dance floor.
She's up there dirty dancing wit all the boys in our prom. No, seriously, she is in a close together group with a bunch of guys, rubbing a guys arms up and down her boobs while rubbing her behind on the guy behind hers crotch.
After watching that in shock for a few minutes, I went downstairs, my friend is still down there. He's so visibly upset.
For the rest of the evening, I sat down there and comforted him. I tried talking to him about it and cheering him up and everything.
What do you think of that one Rich? lol.
That was pretty good, even the way you told it.
Wonder if you're still friends at all with (best friend)
you should write a fucking book that was amazing
I can only see half of your comment :(
Twas an international school.
+wassup2190 (Mac OS X Windows iOS Tech Tutorials Software Reviews Tutorials Tips Tricks Hacks Mods) You should write a book.
Are you sure the last one wasn't Ralph?
lol
Haaaaaa!!!
sampson drummer ya want some coffee
+Uerika Mercado why are you advertising porn on youtube?
Plot twist: They were all Ralph.
I never have problems getting dates
They're $3.99 at the grocery store on the dried fruit shelf.
OOOOOHHH
I have no idea what a date is
Closest thing to a date some people will ever get!
Oof
😆
"She accused me of grabbing her ass, when her whole body LOOKED like her ass." xD
I headbutt my table and shrieked in laughter at that xD.
"The cat was sneezing, or something like that..."
Rich is a poet, and he doesn't know it
In the late 90s when I started internet dating as a teenager, I sometimes met girls without seeing their pictures first. I met this one girl in LA that was so nasty, you couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman. Later, she sent me e-mails saying "eat poo poo" and "drink pee pee". After that, I always made sure to see pics before meeting.
You posted this 3 years ago but I'm just seeing it and... now im always going to wonder why she sent those emails.
Those are some weird emails.
Even that you have to be careful with, since those pictures can be them from years ago or someone else!
@@protoluigi2047 At least now, we can use video chats to see if such pictures are real. If someone's reluctant to join video chat for the first time, there might be a chance that they're afraid of being found out.
A mullet should be illegal anyway. Quote of the day.
I think the best way to get a woman or a man in your life is not trying..
Not always try to find someone, constantly on the search and be desperate..
Just be patient, and socialize..
Thats what I learn with my life experience, still young tho!
funny you say that cuz when I stopped trying to get a girlfriend when I was 17, I met the love of my life just a month later who i've been with for over 5 years. :)
Thats good! =)
and also make sure u give love to other parts of ur life too. Work, creativity, sports, anything that makes you happy. Because having a full life can be really attractive
Dionys84
yes, its important to have work, and friends and do stuff you love.. :)
morning morality in time =) just focus on what is important!
This is still gold to this date lol
even during quarantine
even after watching his new video on his weirdest dates
Still good 2021
I come back to this guy's stories on a yearly basis.
@@Swolteam still good 2023
I had an old woman phone hook up. We met on those phone sites. At the time I was 28 and she said she was 34...not bad. But when I met her she was like 54. But the thing was, I met her at her apartment building, there were a bunch of ppl just hanging out front, wasn't the most peaceful apartment building. She was hanging out front talking to people walking back n forth, see at this point I didn't know who she was. Why did she just socialize with these people for like 20 mins instead of immediately approaching my car? I told her what car I drove, and when I would be showing up. But she hesitated cause she lied about her age and knew I would be disappointing. When she finally approached me to get in my car I just drove off.
The next day she called me to tell me how much of an asshole I was, and how she could have been with a number of men that night. I laughed and hung up the phone
Yet somehow society treats us as the asshole when we walk away from a woman, even though she lies to us. If the roles were reversed and the man was lying to the woman about how he looked or who he was, it's like the woman is allowed to walk away and not get castigated for it. Society nowadays gives soo much patience and sympathy to women and men get none which is utter bullshit.
***** true,man,true.
I miss those intros.
bibbity bop bobobpbp
*boooooooom!*
Hey rich I really hope you bring these type of long video's back giving a story or talking about a certain topic cause I think there hilarious lol wish you the best
He's got a new one 'bout shit.
i still miss them
This is why I am now a woman!
These novelty accounts are the fucking best.
lmao wtf
Dude... No
Love your username
The Titty Master I like your username more tbh😂🤣
ReviewBitchesUSA
I return to this video simply to hear the voice you use to imitate the woman in your final dating fiasco. Gets me every time.
'her whole body looks like her ass' i fucking lost it hahahahaha
Bro you gotta be a sound actor in a GTA game or something. :D
*Voice Actor....
Cant wait for the spin off channel, ReviewMilfsUSA
ReviewDatesUSA
lol
Coming from a guy where a corny hat and cheesy necklace i'll take that advice...thanks.
Rich i just stick to anime Waifu's all the love I need sooner than later Japan is going to work on sex robots that will look like anime characters, i will call that good.
@@bluemanwelder yes
Oh
20 mins late and 20 years too old!
2023 and i got reccomended this vintage clip
I was only 21 when this video first came out... I thought nothing of these stories because they were a good laugh to me and i never took dating seriously... But now im gonna be 31 this year, and i come back to this video and i can now truely relate to the "weather girl" story... Infact im going through it now, its really annoying. :/ man this video aged like wine... It hits different now... Hate girls like that...
Now this is a prequel.
Yessir
To be honest the more dates I get into and the worse they get, it makes me realize I shouldn't waste my time dating and give up for a few years.
"pysco texter"? yes, this is going to be good.
....Richie?!?!
*****
You know, Richie, you're gonna have to start speaking to me nicely, or I'll call you back in an hour.
I remember that video :D:D:D:D
Richy?? let's get some coffee!
I miss videos like these.
Tim Ralls same
Why the fuck does the add load perfectly but the video cannot play >:-(
Because you don't have an adblocker 8D
This video is still gold. Your old videos are kinda nostalgic for me lmao.
i find it interesting he uses the phrase "let me be the bigger man" to describe his relationship with females.
Watching this in 2019 and wish he’d come back every now and then with these stories!!! Hi Richie!!!! 😁
You think that's bad, Rich...
I had a woman who turned out to be 53 and trying to hit on me.
I told her that my own mother is the same age, I am just not gonna meet up with someone who could be my mother, like, plus ultra awkward!
She got mad and blocked me. I thought, "GOOD!!"
Boof lol
For the record, I was 31 when all this went down. That big of an age gap is a big NOPE for me. The wisest I can date is 43.
Rich was basically Leafy back then.
I know this is an old video but I am laughing so loud I woke my roommate up!!
erm i know this is an odd question, but i knew you have a cat. My cat has been sneezing recently, how fix?
Try googling it . You may find some answers there .
w1ngshot90
dont worry dude it was just a joke from the video
Ok
TheArbiter66 PEPSI give it to him with cocane
+Gab Springer One of my cats was called Pepsi
Went for the stories, stayed for the nostalgic Modern Warfare gameplay. Damn time flies fast
Another year, another recommendation of this beautiful video. I LOVE IT!
when I was in high school I was kinda bigger and all not a lot though. i had various different crushes through out high school but none of them ever liked me back. I just didn't bother after a while. after high school I worked a bunch of physical jobs started loosing weight and what not, ran into most of the girls I liked in high school. Went out with most of them, and all of them where pretty much crazy after putting out on the first date. My advice don't go out with a girl you liked in high school.
2019 and I still enjoy watching this
Back in the godold days
"oh she has a hole, so who cares" - best quote ever XD
I once had a guy I had been on a couple dates with previously tell me that he was going to bring me to an arcade for a date. I drove to his place and then he drove and he literally went to do a drug deal and couldn't understand why I got pissed. Wanted me to go in this sketchy ass random's guys car with them and I was basically stranded, it ended up taking forever and the arcade was closed (which I wouldn't have wanted to go with him to anyways at this point.) Left and never went out with him again.
Damn, that sucks. Glad you are not injured.
@baderhhh dating stores....and the thumbnail is misleading? Would a picture of Milli Vanilli be more fitting?
My dating nightmare is that every time i get with a guy they get so obsessed with arm size all of a sudden. Its all they can talk about and if i bring up something that im interested in instead they cant seem to carry on a conversation unless its about sports and weights.
Don't lie, Rich; you tapped that grandma - admit it!
Linebacker with a mullet 😂💀🤣
I had a weird moment at a Walmart one time. Okay, so I was visiting my parents during summer break before I started college. So what happened is that my ma and I were getting supplies for our doomsday preppers kit. You know what I mean, those families that spend thousands of dollars preparing to an economic collapse and they buy items like; guns, katanas, first aid supplies, ammo and Twinkies. So here we are at the Walmart and this Cougar looks at me and she sounds like she has Aspergers Syndrome because she randomly blurts out to me, "THAT'S A GOOD LOOKING KID!" What? I was 18 at the time and you're randomly going to blurt that in front of my mother who is trained in Krav Maga? I mean W T F!
***** What the hell does that mean?
My Grandpa was one of those doomsday suppliers, my dad told me he always stocked up for nuclear holocaust
when the second girl said: "oh, that's boring." when rich talked about his job, I can think of only two scenarios about that.
1. because she was working at Lowe's, she was like in her head: "oh, that sounds as boring as my job. I feel for you," like trying to identify the common ground of supposed "boringness" about it, and trying to find a relating to it.
2. this one is the obvious. she was being condescending and insulting and saying: "pfft, that's boring. you need to get a better job, 'cuz yours sucks."
I'm going to go with the second option, especially of how she said it outright and without thinking without explaining why FIRST, because anyone would think that's an insult firsthand. unless you ask "what makes you think that?", it's unclear, so from this point forward, I'm going to go with the insult choice.
also, when a girl asks where you work, like rich said, it's a red flag. she's wondering how much money you make. you do not have to tell her. that's YOUR life; not hers. keep yourself a mystery and keep her guessing. speak as little about yourself as possible. let HER do all the talkin' and blabbin'. it might sound misogynistic, but believe me, it's not. girls love to talk to get their problems off their minds. then again, we men do that as well, but we keep it more quiet. that could be just me, but feel free to say otherwise, though.
If I was a disrespectful kind of guy, I would personally go slap the crap out of the 2nd girl. LOL wow Rich these stories let me know I'm not the only one meeting crazies...
Had to subscribe after hearing these. My best one was the old biker(late 50's, myself 25 at the time) that begged me to ride on the back of her Harley with her to Daytona. I regret not going, would have been a greater story if I had gone.
girl #1: I've had this exact same experience with a girl in my own community. I found out eventually that she has extreme social anxiety that borders on panic attacks.. It's been revealed that often when she has plans to meet someone she has panic attacks. It was also revealed to me that she has indeed been abused badly as a teen.
Hey Richie wanna get some coffee
You aren't alone rich. I had similar experience to your first story and second story. First one turned out to be married. Second one flipped out because no matter what I did for her, was never enough. Then when I broke up with her, called my cell phone 20 times in a half hour. Messaged me relentlessly. Sometimes begging me to come back then right after telling me I'm a bad person. A little context to put it all in perspective: I bought her clothes, heels, new phone, etc. was always there for her and never did her wrong. Had to delay us going on a date because I was busy working. Flies off the handle totally blowing my phone up. Long story short, had to change my phone number, block her on all social media. And got a throbbing headache from all of the stress.
Nice stories in the comments, guys, but I gotta tell you guys this one. Its pretty wild, so strap yourselves in. It's about my first date.
Well I hope you enjoyed my story
🤣🤣🤣🤣 man I only came to this video because he just posted the “sequel”. I had to look this up before I watched that one...glad I did 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol that last story was so funny.
I have this on a playlist that I fall asleep to. Have a bunch of your vids on it. Love it bro
I'm here watching this now because of the sequel
Me too.
getting recommended this again in 2024 is so nostalgic
Wow, there's no way this is 10 years old. Time is going the wrong way!
Sad
Came back to watch one of my favirote videos rich telling stories and his opinion over gameplay
Anyone else came back to this now that he’s married and has a kid?
"STORY NUMBER TWO... WE'RE GONNA CALL THIS ONE 'PSYCHO TEXTER'..." Lmaooo this. This, is why I love his videos. c:
Funny watching your videos from 8 years ago lol 😂
A UA-cam classic.
remember when rich used game play footage?those where the days
You sound like a cool guy, just had a bit of bad luck with women like all of us :-)
All of us ?
MakeITsimple BeyondIT well 99% of us.
mrroo96 I got 99 problems bitch ain't one......the bitch is the cause of the 99 problems
Best video you've made
You spelled African wrong.
***** You are a dumbass don't talk to me.
Hipo tard don't say that about yourself
Any love is good love. So take what you can get.
It is interesting that even if a girl seems O.K., all you gotta do is change the game a bit and test her, and she'll suddenly transform into a demon.
I consider how I would react in various situations, and I know it would not be in an irrational, illogical manner like this.
1 - does seems flaky
2 - just wants someone to fight
3 - probably just wants the attention that dates give. hoping looks are deceiving but eww.
4 - flaky again? oh wait maybe a bit too old for ya
i mean technically you can win someone with your personality but come on ladies
Rich, got any more of these for your recent streams?! Lmao 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
that's some fukcing bad luck man
Awww yesss... back when I thought you were the intro guy. I can't believe I've been watching for 6 years now.
40 degrees and windy?
I hope to god you mean celsius.
Well , you got another sub, I enjoyed your stories dude. Thank you for sharing :)
Rich, you sound a little bit stressed! May we should grab a coffee...!?
well if it has a hole it works
No more online dates dude.
haha always a good story teller :D one of my fav chans i have subscribed to over the past years
$3,000 on a cat?
I like my cat but if it was dying, I'd let it die happy instead of spending three stacks to extend its miserable life.
same or if it was suffering i would pay for it to be put to sleep
same or if it was suffering i would pay for it to be put to sleep
+MrZezell why did u post that twice?
+john cena Sometimes youtube double posts on mobile
hey man can you please do more of these dating horror stories. these are your best series by far
Ah I have experience with Phyco Texters before (Now in real life I am a 16 year old male using my mother's UA-cam account so don't get too confused) You're going to like this story, Rich.
So there's this girl on Facebook that I meet (Who shall be remain nameless) And we've been hanging out with each other for couple of years now, been doing some Roleplay with her and stuff like that. Normal stuff like that, now. Years later in 2017. Me and her... Been a bit of troubling and stuff like that. Now in real life I'm single (remember I'm a 16 year old male who goes to High School), but I have a normal life in High School doing some Job Sight going to Old Navy, Shoppers, Piece of Pizza, & Petco. I enjoyed Job Sight.
This girl who we've been hanging out with each other since 2015, first BIG red flag. She asked me, "Hey when is it going to be just us, you and me, like it use to be?" Now look, I'm having a great time in High School... And she's preventing me from going to High School ON A WEDNESDAY (I believe), now this girl has Autism. (Which is understandable I have Autism too, but not that bad), Now what's worse then a Facebook girl preventing you to go to High School and trying to get back together with you like it use to be. Well how about having her stopping you from doing the things YOU want to do in your life when I grow up.
For example, I'm writing a Batman series for my DC Lego Universe. She text me was like "Your always busy, life first then friends later". She kept on telling me "Just stop, save your project and relax. Your pushing yourself". How is taken my time and making sure my Batman series the best series there is, Pushing Myself?! So now it's Friday, May 12 2017. I was talking to my High School friends about making a movie studio together. And when I told my Facebook friend about it she gave me a choice on either her or life. (Should have choose life instead) This is a girl. Who is preventing me from doing the stuff that I want to do in the future.
She doesn't want me to go to High School, she doesn't want me to get a job, she doesn't want me to make some movies/video games, AND she doesn't want me to go to collage. I blocked her once before, so now she's going to stay blocked forever. She's trying to get control of my life! Just because she doesn't want to be forgotten in my life, she is literally The Joker from The Lego Batman Movie!!! I AM NOT MAKING THIS ONE UP.
So that was my story on Phyco Texters. What do you think of this story?
Cynthia Utz how are those movies and such going
Well I've finished the script for my Lego Batman series, for my DC Lego Universe. And I have an update on my blocked friend. Cause few months later she manage to make my other friend feel bad to make me unblock her as we have this HUGE Argument where I went into Angry Video Game Nerd mode. Thankfully it's not my Adamantum Rage, or else that'll really upset her.
Oooh, you have a kitty! Oooooh, Mr. Kitty Man, yaaaay!
What is this comment?
So I'm on bumble, I match with a guy we start messaging through the app. He asks "what are you looking for?" I respond" looking to have fun dating with the possibly of a relationship " he responds " best of luck to you" something like that. I responded , ok you too.
Wtf
that was a weird respond
Im on bumble and the app sucks mostly dead accounts
I admire you man! Even with all these bad experiences you find humour in the situations. I love your sense of humour!
Wow that second girl sounds so familiar, I knew that exact person 10 years or so ago. You gotta be from NY...
thank you rich u made my week i salute you sir.
I think if this is the worse story you got feel very lucky.
love your videos, you should have it on podcast to. Thanks!
Spot on Mexican Accent, Rich.
Jaylen Moore ya
Love your videos, their my go to videos while I'm stoned at 1:00am
Who the fuck is the guy in his intro?
its his friend mark he made a video explaining
i used to think it was him, I realized that doesnt look like him today.
Actually his friend's name is Matt
i just spit gatorade on my laptop "because of the weather" hahaha this vid is awesome
"Yo! Gatorade me bitch!"*
*No disrespect sir I just saw the oportunity to quote this and I took it. Long days and pleasant nights.
The first date you were talking about well she probably has anxiety or something
Agreed, you should not click on the ads purposefully, as that will set off red flags at the google HQ. A safe way to give him some more $ would be to fully watch the ad rather than skipping it or clicking on it.
Dude. 'ReviewTechUSA' is your channel name. What the hell does this have to do with any of those?
He used the internet to get some dates.
***** With that he's still 'reviewing' tech related things, so your point is invalid.
*****
So? Lol, I noticed this recently and decided to reply. If you don't wanna talk, then don't.
John Hanlon hi
2012 Rich: Entertaining
2020 Rich: Entertaining
Jesus rich the 2nd one sound exactly like my ex, a huge fucking nut job.
Sounded kinda like mine too