Best speech I ever got was in my first year atom. Made the aa team as a first year and our coach was a beauty. From red deer so a decent sized town but small compared to Calgary, who we were playing that day. We were getting speed bagged after the second. Coach comes in the locker room and drops a classic on the fellas: “those guys over there think their shit don’t stink cause they’re big city boys”. Boys went out in the third and took it
OMFG THIS IS FROM MY BRAIN DUDE GET OUT. This was EXACTLY my “kinda nice” coach when we were killing it we would still get deemed out for doing things wrong but sometimes he’d kill us with a compliment JUST like this. Fucking crazy I totally forgot about these times in my life and your videos bring it RIGHT BACK. Thanks
Man no wonder I could recognize some of your videos ! My coach did literally that smashed the door on that pole and fucking always one of em would pick up a stick and knock all the others over you are literally inside my memories bro. That’s wild
Gets the kid with no wheels to pick up the sticks at the end, obviously doing chew and spitting into the coffee cups. This is way too close to my fucking coach’s dude I’m seriously convinced you quantum leaped a memory out of my head here. This is INSANE the coaches even LOOK similar to my old ones. What the actual fuck I’m tripping out on this video feels like you literally stole a memory I forgot how the fuck
I dont think i have ever watched a full hockey game in my life let alone stepped on the ice. Yet thse videos are still hilarious to me regardless.. lol.
You just KNOW the whole team’s gonna turn up on time for that technical and get chewed out big time for not being there 30 minutes early. Coach just throws it in there with all the deep compliments, knowing KNOWING not a damn player will remember in a week’s time and it’s back to the disappointed Dad, “who wants to be here?” bollocking from before. Even just the fact there are 5 beaten up old sticks barely _touching_ that wall is perfect set design. By the end, the assistant’s just holding damn things😂😂
JESUS CHRIST that tossed me right back. My dad played and then got hit by a car, I pretty much turned into a smaller angrier version. My mom “STOP BODY CHECKING THE BOYS AND USE BOTH FEET!” 😂😂
The excited voice crack is on point
what i was thinking lol
^ that was the perfect use of the voice crack the sticks falling during a serious moment too, this is gold acting
Coach hines iykyk
@@slayerguitarI was going to say
So on point 😂
The sticks falling over is so accurate lol
1000 childhood memories was triggered by that one event
Without fail. No reaction from head coach and the assistant coach trying to pick them up quietly… perfect
Multiple times too😂 and the assistant coach knowing it would happen again so he just holds them
Coach grabbing a stick off the wall was always a staple in their speech 😂
Then coach says “woah I like this” used it for demos next parci
The fact I've lived Oakville, Halton hills and Caledon.. Love local comedy
The references sometimes to local Oakville high schools aswell haha
@@Saggyylet’s go Caledon hawks!
The fact I’m from caledon and we’re considered a 😂good team
Was thinking the same thing
Are they all relatively close to one another? Which province?
My coach would let the captain speak cause his voice was shot by the third period. The voice crack was on point
The way the coach closed the door , on point 😂😂
I remember after a blowout my coach in atom threw everyone’s backup sticks on the floor, and I mean threw
Same
Bruh I had a aaa coach kick all the back up sticks one time after a bad loss and I knew if I let out a laugh my ass was smoked😂😂😂
my coach last year threw a garbage can at a kid after we lost
@@wozwers 🤣 holy fuck
@@MrYoda-xb6mp jus barely missed him too😭
Not giving a shit about the sticks is so accurate 😂😂
I can smell the room
Coffee, sweat and rubber
@@bencurtis69so accurate😂
It smells like... victory.
B.O. Rubber Sweat and Tears 😅
I don't even have to use memory, anytime I want a reminder I go out into the garage and just unzip the bag
Bro the Tim's cup brings it all together
They need to give these guys a guest spot on letterkenny as the new hockey coaches
Shows over cuh
@@OpinionatedPeach Shoresy still alive though ain't it?
The voice crack at the beginning 😂
Best speech I ever got was in my first year atom. Made the aa team as a first year and our coach was a beauty. From red deer so a decent sized town but small compared to Calgary, who we were playing that day. We were getting speed bagged after the second. Coach comes in the locker room and drops a classic on the fellas: “those guys over there think their shit don’t stink cause they’re big city boys”. Boys went out in the third and took it
That’s the best speech?
Probably played local league in peeweeee
Chewing gum with the coffee 😂
Lmfaooooo Caledon and Halton - love it
My Neighbors
it’s golden cause up in the north we got caledonia and hamilton
Brampton already out of the playoffs 💀💀💀
Lolz no mention of London
That Oakville Rangers logo is bringing back some core memories
forreal bro
Looks like north York rangers, no?
@@esty6983 It says Oakville at the top
@@yamatocannon1 damn, I'm getting old
Mannn 😂
The fact that he held the hockey sticks instead of putting them back on the wall because he knew the coach would drop them again.
This is really fucking high praise not even joking
I have no clue how I ended up on the Canadian high school hockey side of the algorithm but I’ll take it.
IM SAYING LOL
Same I'm a martial artist from a basketball city Jersey City how tf 😂
I'm wondering that too. But I respect it.
The voice crack brought me back 20 years 😂😂😂
The stick falls, I’m dead😂😂😂😂
OMFG THIS IS FROM MY BRAIN DUDE GET OUT. This was EXACTLY my “kinda nice” coach when we were killing it we would still get deemed out for doing things wrong but sometimes he’d kill us with a compliment JUST like this. Fucking crazy I totally forgot about these times in my life and your videos bring it RIGHT BACK. Thanks
I played for Carleton and Orangeville :)
Caledon.
Man no wonder I could recognize some of your videos ! My coach did literally that smashed the door on that pole and fucking always one of em would pick up a stick and knock all the others over you are literally inside my memories bro. That’s wild
Gets the kid with no wheels to pick up the sticks at the end, obviously doing chew and spitting into the coffee cups. This is way too close to my fucking coach’s dude I’m seriously convinced you quantum leaped a memory out of my head here. This is INSANE the coaches even LOOK similar to my old ones. What the actual fuck I’m tripping out on this video feels like you literally stole a memory I forgot how the fuck
Slams the door open, shuts it gently. Knocks all the sticks over… dude this is too fucking spot on it’s insane.
The sticks falling had me rolling. So accurate.
I remember when I used to play hockey, honestly very accurate
the voice crack off rip is so good. the sticks on the wall bit so great y'all are killing it.
This brought back way too many memories
I never played hockey but these skits make me wish I did😂
Coach is a hard ass but he knows when and how to build his team up after a job well done. The mark of one of the greats
Skits like these make me feel like I’ve played hockey my whole life (I’ve never touched a puck)
This is amazing in every way. Even though I'm a coach and feel thoroughly violated... this is hilariously accurate 😂😂😂
Those small Tim Horton cups really make this lol
Must have been a take 12 somewhere around there
I actually played against an Oakville rangers team up in Canada, they were always a good as hell
The sticks.😂 at first I thought it was an in the moment thing but damn. You planned everything. Perfect mentality
The calling someone else to cpme grab the sticks was a genius move and I hope it was improve!
the marks on the door from hitting the pole speaks volumes
all the sudden when i move outta there they start filmin videos at the rinks i used to play in 😭 pretty sure thats like room 1 or 3 in that rink.
The assistant coach is always so accurate in these videos. They are always rushing to get theirs in like an energetic puppy
Assistant coach picking up the sticks is comedy
Mikko has the fix the sticks at the end 😂
the echo and the voice cracks were mint
I’m scoring every game for these beauties
I know nothing about Hockey, this was hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh 😂
This is a 100% accurate. I didn’t play AAA but I did play AA. And this is exactly what it’s like 😂
The push just to place it back on the wall 😂😂😂💀
The “I’m just gonna hold them so I don’t have to pick them up again” mentality is so real 😂
Never played in a hockey team but somehow I know the sticks falling over is so accurate
As an assistant coach... I laughed so hard when he picks up the sticks omg lol
Everything down to the way they close the door is spot on lmao
You guys are so good!
I need to know if they took that intelligent hockey into the game against Caledon.
10-0 loss 😂
Well they would have been playing a AA team cuz we’re not a AAA centre lmao
Caledon?! There’re screwed.😂 Awesome seeing it mentioned. That’s some deep Ontario references happening.
The coffee and gum😂💀
Never played a lick of hockey in my life, yet I feel the authenticity.
I dont think i have ever watched a full hockey game in my life let alone stepped on the ice. Yet thse videos are still hilarious to me regardless.. lol.
😂 Can I get a TV mockumentary series of this already?!
You know when they’re holding a tims coffee after a game it’s gonna be a golden speech 🎤
Literally reliving some childhood memories right here, even though I only played house league
At first I didn’t believe in superstitions until my coach said we had to keep the same lines all tournament and i got injured then we lost
Knocking the sticks down twice 😂😂
This is unbelievably funny
Oakville won this year. That coaching paid off.
The sticks are so accurate lmfao
My coach would walk up right into our faces and say this. He would go through the entire game for 20 min, saying each good thing
knocking all the sticks over to grab one is perfection 😭😭😭
These videos are therapy for my soul lmao
You just KNOW the whole team’s gonna turn up on time for that technical and get chewed out big time for not being there 30 minutes early. Coach just throws it in there with all the deep compliments, knowing KNOWING not a damn player will remember in a week’s time and it’s back to the disappointed Dad, “who wants to be here?” bollocking from before. Even just the fact there are 5 beaten up old sticks barely _touching_ that wall is perfect set design. By the end, the assistant’s just holding damn things😂😂
my son played for brampton battalion s what a memory thanks boys
It's the extra respectful for door closing for me!😂
The sticks falling over got me rolling
closing the door chewing gum is like spot on its crazy. my coach always used to lock it he hated if someone wasnt in there and they were late
The fucking timmies cups I cant dude
JESUS CHRIST that tossed me right back. My dad played and then got hit by a car, I pretty much turned into a smaller angrier version. My mom “STOP BODY CHECKING THE BOYS AND USE BOTH FEET!” 😂😂
“I want that from now on, that’s how you guys should be playing every game!!!”
Feel honored to have Caledon mentioned
Go hawks!
These are so accurate. I grew up playing puck in Alberta and these coaching vids are spot on.
“Nico, couldja get doze, thanks bud.”
Even when they’re happy they sound angry af
“Doesn’t look like home to me.” This shit gets better and better. 😂
They made enough of a statement with those small coffees
Falling sticks was always the main cause of disruption in the dressing room
Been in that dressing room many times over the years
River oaks A lol
I love this acting 😂
Me to my fantasy team after sliding into the playoffs
Goalie there like “wtf are they talking about?!”
the second coach that comes walking in LMAO
Drinking the Timmie’s while chewing gum 😂
Statement victory. STATEMENT
This is way too accurate lmao
So accurate. It’s like I was there 😂
That’s the standard fellas is a new voice line unlocked
Caledon…shit hits hard.
Statement when they walk in with coffee in hand. statement coffees everyone statement coffees 😂😂
Holding the timmies ahah 😂
~~~ A fine realistic Hockey Motivational Talk ! ! !
I like how in reality they're just talking to an empty room lol.
the door pole lmfao
the tim hortons tho
The way he took a sip of coffee with gum in
i'm from caledon so it's cool to hear that in a yt vid tyyyy
Oakville wishes this is what happened when they played Btown
Him guarding the sticks so he doesn't pick them up a third time 😂