When my closest cousin got married, I gave him an out of state check for $27.38. I had to endorse it and sign it over to him because it was writen to me. They were opening gifts at the reception. He saw my name on the card before he opened it. He started laughing before he got it open. His wife thought he was nervous. Then she saw the check, and looked at him with a mother's look of disgust. He buckled and went to the floor. The check never cleared. They're divorced.
19:48 "square root of an imaginary number" edit to add: square root of a negative number creates a two component imaginary number which is sort of a fraction.... in another world of math
I really enjoyed this! He's a very likable guy. I liked his style of delivery, sort of like a clueless guy that life happens to, and he just doesn't know why, sort of thing.
@@mikeblalock4116 Donny the prison guard. In the first movie. He's the guy that Ricky wants to go back to jail to beat him in the hockey game inmates vs guards.
Pretty much describes my high school experience in the late seventies. Yeah, two issues. My generation was not a walk in the park to deal with, and the teachers were so underpaid that nobody wanted to be one, and got out if they could. A few weren't burned out and were amazing, but for the most part we were told to read the textbook and fill out a worksheet. And I was in the "advanced" classes, lol! Graduate degree now, but learned zero study skills, so quickly realized I couldn't take a full load in college until I taught myself how to be a student. But same thing happened with my son. Dude is a genius, top of the actuarial profession, but did no assignments in high school, made C's, and we thought we had lost him. Nope. Blew away the SAT, so got into a good university, and thus was born a totally different kid. 31 years old, and income triple what mine was as an engineer. Millennials blow my mind. Let them fix this country...because they will.
Nah man, I listened to the kid reading. What else was I gonna do back then, be mindful? Although, if smartphones were a thing back then I would have been way more distracted. I'm an elder millennial, my first phone was a Nokia from singular wireless in 2002, I believe 👍😀
You know, I didn’t think of this before but why would you ever have to change out your history books, I mean ever? Beyond wear and tear, It would be interesting to see what my history books said in 12th grade compared to those nowadays
Good question Donna - Look up the Osirion and the Serapeum in Egypt and the Star Forts on Malta. If you want extra credit learn who created Gobekli Tepi.
If there's any teachers reading call my kitchen Elementary tell them they can have Partners or they can work by themselves if they want to. Save a kids self-esteem for the rest of their life
He started out wack, got funny, then he lost me again with his chinese jokes. Maybe im a snowflake, but mocking people accents because of ignorance isnt funny to me. I will melt myself away from this special now... ❄️
Anyone else a little depressed the audience missed the gem that was (why?... "Cos") during the fractions bit around the "sin" part? Lol. A brilliant joke that deserved so much more, haha. 🍻
This guy is proof that comedy contests are very obviously rigged. There's literally zero reason why this guy should have won last comics standing rofl. I wouldn't even let him do a 10-minute set on my show
Yeah,I gave it two separate chances (figured maybe I was too tired yesterday) but I couldn’t get into it. I feel like the writing wasn’t necessarily bad but the energy wasn’t there. Maybe next time!
why is everybody getting a special these days, this is funny stuff, but not comedy, even tough is free on youtube doesn't mean it's worth watching... sometimes i don't even understand what is the joke.... this is painfull and i feel sorry for the comedian and the audience...
When I was in school, the biggest creeps always said they wanted to be a comedian when they grew up. Apparently, they mistook their bullying for humor. I think that's what's going on here.
When I was in school I was the biggest creep... not cause of anything I did just cause I existed. I enjoyed comedy but I didn't care for all the guys who bullied me. Usually rather then comedy it was mostly just assault and framing me for legitimate crimes. What I'm saying is... When I was in school I knew a girl like this and she was no better then the asshole who tried to stab me for looking at him 'weird'. Labeling me as a creep for having eyes and being present but in reality the only reason my presence makes her feel uncomfortable is because of her own prejudice against me.
@@jocomfiresin6982 don’t you just love when someone presumes to know a persons whole life story and makes outrageous claims based on a one hour video they watched on UA-cam? Lol. Sorry you got treated that way, I got bullied a lot too, I think it lingers with you into adulthood a bit. I hope you’re doing better now! ❤
Beginning turned me off.. I really don’t like the ‘dumb’ comic routine Witty comedy will always triumph. Good energy though man! Definitely funny, just not my taste
This guy is just as lazy a comedian as he was a school teacher. Moderately funny overall but really should make some effort to come up with some new material. I was that burnout grade 12 student he described so I wouldn't listen to me though.
Yeah, that's what the typical public school does to us by grade 12. Not acceptable. Experienced it myself, as did my children, who were at supposedly in the best school in the city. I have guilt about that, because we could have scraped up the money to send them to private schools. Me, of all people, should have seen the damage being done. Solution in totality is unclear to me, considering that the states are in charge of education, perhaps with some local money thrown in as in here. I have grandchildren who can well afford private schools, but our society needs to give our kids a real education in public schools. Retired, and my curiosity compels me to read about alternative forms of education which are not expensive.
@@paulah.9415 I hear you, had 4 myself who pretty much just repeated the same history I experienced. Something really should be done about it that's for sure. But unfortunately in my country they just decided to have the brilliant idea to legalize pot and make it worse. Go figure.
@@paulah.9415It became a culture of high school along with drinking beer and whiskey from age 16 on. I noticed a big difference between Manitoba & Ontario. Much more of a party type people out west with weekend socials being the norm on weekends. Whereas, Ontario even had a grade 13 and received an much better education. Not this generation though. Now they are all indoctrinated Libtards for the most part. Time's sure have changed since the 70's.
Thanks!
Omg... I have looked in every second hand store and pawn shop for years looking for a copy of this!! It wasn't even on soap2day!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Love this guy!! He tells it like it is. Can't wait!!!
He plays Donny the prison guards in the trailer park boys movie. He's great.
I stumbled onto his tv show and man is it great.
Jerry has such a dry funny delivery and he can make you remember these things like you were there watching it happen
Ohhhh, man, that 'helper kid' part hit way close to home XD
Yeah, apparently 'old soul' was NEVER a compliment.
This set was hilarious! I love the teacher stories and the Italian neighbor accent! I'm a new fan!
Goò😅
Friggin hilarious my man! Dyin!!! 🔥🔥🔥❤️
Great humor ❤❤❤❤❤
What a great title 😂
Every day I think about the BEar liked duh, and I laugh so hard 😂
Lovely. Wholesomely lovely.
Hilarious,... loved this!!!😂🤣😂👌💕
When my closest cousin got married, I gave him an out of state check for $27.38. I had to endorse it and sign it over to him because it was writen to me.
They were opening gifts at the reception. He saw my name on the card before he opened it. He started laughing before he got it open. His wife thought he was nervous. Then she saw the check, and looked at him with a mother's look of disgust. He buckled and went to the floor.
The check never cleared. They're divorced.
19:48 "square root of an imaginary number" edit to add: square root of a negative number creates a two component imaginary number which is sort of a fraction.... in another world of math
I really enjoyed this gig. Love this guy ... he is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
I had 2 teachers like this in high school. I got them fired. I wanted an education.
You did learn anything useful 😂 like a sense of humor!
@@mayhemrcworx621 I didn't say he wasn't funny; I said I had incompetent teachers.
@@Sunshine-dw5cm sense of humor is being able to laugh at yourself.
'Bee-are' is all time in our house
Good one, thank you !
When bruno was reading me and my wife were crying
Oh that's too bad... But what'd you think of the jokes?
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder. My dog looks frightened
Love this guy ❤😂❤
I really enjoyed this! He's a very likable guy. I liked his style of delivery, sort of like a clueless guy that life happens to, and he just doesn't know why, sort of thing.
Man, I know this routine for more than 10 years (way back when you had to download a AVI). And I cry laughing EVERY time.
Loved this guy in trailer park boys. Funny stand up too
Who was he on trailer park boys?
@@mikeblalock4116 Donny the prison guard. In the first movie. He's the guy that Ricky wants to go back to jail to beat him in the hockey game inmates vs guards.
Wow i gotta check that out i love trailer park boys and i love Gerry Dee
Ohh I love Donny, never would have put 2 and 2 together on that, thanks.
Oh my! The school cases... Is that how it truly works all over the world?
Yoooooo it’s templeton! 😂😂
'...and Joey says: we made the letter H!' Good thing I was on the toilet, I might've pissed all over 'em too.
Great fucking special😂😂😂😂😂😂
You're awesome.
I had a teacher break my nose for trying to grab my books off my desk
Somebody...ANYBODY. PLEASE do a mashup of this out drinking segment with Iliza Schlesinger's Girls' Night Out!!! It would be epic🤣🤣🤣
Pretty much describes my high school experience in the late seventies. Yeah, two issues. My generation was not a walk in the park to deal with, and the teachers were so underpaid that nobody wanted to be one, and got out if they could. A few weren't burned out and were amazing, but for the most part we were told to read the textbook and fill out a worksheet. And I was in the "advanced" classes, lol! Graduate degree now, but learned zero study skills, so quickly realized I couldn't take a full load in college until I taught myself how to be a student. But same thing happened with my son. Dude is a genius, top of the actuarial profession, but did no assignments in high school, made C's, and we thought we had lost him. Nope. Blew away the SAT, so got into a good university, and thus was born a totally different kid. 31 years old, and income triple what mine was as an engineer. Millennials blow my mind. Let them fix this country...because they will.
Nah man, I listened to the kid reading. What else was I gonna do back then, be mindful? Although, if smartphones were a thing back then I would have been way more distracted. I'm an elder millennial, my first phone was a Nokia from singular wireless in 2002, I believe 👍😀
hilarious !
Bro looks drunk but comedies like hes 10x more sober than anyone else
ding dong the witch is dead is hysterical
I looked it up in google to hear how it would sound in Mandarin.
Mr D is classic
Solid advice for raccoons
Applications like Moovit actually do tell you where the police are. 😎
You know, I didn’t think of this before but why would you ever have to change out your history books, I mean ever? Beyond wear and tear, It would be interesting to see what my history books said in 12th grade compared to those nowadays
Good question Donna - Look up the Osirion and the Serapeum in Egypt and the Star Forts on Malta. If you want extra credit learn who created Gobekli Tepi.
In the year 1776, America was liberated from a savage feral jelly donut riding a horse. George Washington invented the cherry tomato, and it was good.
@@clivewells1736 maybe someday I will look it up, but did you know there’s star forts all over every continent?
DVD taping? Was this filmed in 2007?
I want this man to speak with gary v and be introduced
😂😂
And they want more money😆
This is tough one. Sometimes he's funny; sometimes he isn't. Same with the sitcom.
Beautiful life
that teacher joke actually is a little unerving. .still funny
Most of the times, the stories are exaggerated for comedic effects 🤣🤣🤣
@@beneu95 it's unnerving because if you're American and experienced any public schooling you'd understand hes not exaggerating.
@@grey2435 he’s not American, he’s Canadian
Maybe it gets better after 10 minutes but I'll never know
I always buy the nicest tp! Ladies love a man who stocks up on angel soft.
I rather liked this, I'm surprised many others did not.
I didn’t know Donny was a comedian.
If there's any teachers reading call my kitchen Elementary tell them they can have Partners or they can work by themselves if they want to. Save a kids self-esteem for the rest of their life
School is about learning, if you can't read it's a problem 🙄
Sorry I got somewhat political here, I guess. I just feel passionate about radical education reform. This brought back memories and touched a nerve.
He started out wack, got funny, then he lost me again with his chinese jokes. Maybe im a snowflake, but mocking people accents because of ignorance isnt funny to me. I will melt myself away from this special now... ❄️
Your mom didn't tell you to tuck in your shirt tails?
Italians are the best people.
Anyone else a little depressed the audience missed the gem that was (why?... "Cos") during the fractions bit around the "sin" part? Lol. A brilliant joke that deserved so much more, haha. 🍻
This guy is proof that comedy contests are very obviously rigged. There's literally zero reason why this guy should have won last comics standing rofl.
I wouldn't even let him do a 10-minute set on my show
He didn't win, he came in 3rd place. You make no sense.
kinda bombed it here.. I think it might be his timing or delivery
Yeah,I gave it two separate chances (figured maybe I was too tired yesterday) but I couldn’t get into it.
I feel like the writing wasn’t necessarily bad but the energy wasn’t there. Maybe next time!
why is everybody getting a special these days, this is funny stuff, but not comedy, even tough is free on youtube doesn't mean it's worth watching... sometimes i don't even understand what is the joke.... this is painfull and i feel sorry for the comedian and the audience...
Dude bombed. He's a worse comedian than he was a teacher.
Is he like a comedian that entertains at Chuck Cheese when the Anamatronic characters are broken ?
I'll have to check out your set sometime 🤷
Naw that's me 😂
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
No, they bring your mom in to use as a trampoline.
That's where I discovered him. Been following ever since
don't want to know what his cut is with all those people in the credits.. seems like a scam
When I was in school, the biggest creeps always said they wanted to be a comedian when they grew up. Apparently, they mistook their bullying for humor.
I think that's what's going on here.
Let it go.
When I was in school I was the biggest creep... not cause of anything I did just cause I existed. I enjoyed comedy but I didn't care for all the guys who bullied me. Usually rather then comedy it was mostly just assault and framing me for legitimate crimes.
What I'm saying is... When I was in school I knew a girl like this and she was no better then the asshole who tried to stab me for looking at him 'weird'. Labeling me as a creep for having eyes and being present but in reality the only reason my presence makes her feel uncomfortable is because of her own prejudice against me.
@@jocomfiresin6982 don’t you just love when someone presumes to know a persons whole life story and makes outrageous claims based on a one hour video they watched on UA-cam? Lol. Sorry you got treated that way, I got bullied a lot too, I think it lingers with you into adulthood a bit. I hope you’re doing better now! ❤
Beginning turned me off.. I really don’t like the ‘dumb’ comic routine
Witty comedy will always triumph.
Good energy though man! Definitely funny, just not my taste
This is not funny.
Not funny
This guy is just as lazy a comedian as he was a school teacher. Moderately funny overall but really should make some effort to come up with some new material. I was that burnout grade 12 student he described so I wouldn't listen to me though.
Yeah, that's what the typical public school does to us by grade 12. Not acceptable. Experienced it myself, as did my children, who were at supposedly in the best school in the city. I have guilt about that, because we could have scraped up the money to send them to private schools. Me, of all people, should have seen the damage being done. Solution in totality is unclear to me, considering that the states are in charge of education, perhaps with some local money thrown in as in here. I have grandchildren who can well afford private schools, but our society needs to give our kids a real education in public schools. Retired, and my curiosity compels me to read about alternative forms of education which are not expensive.
@@paulah.9415 I hear you, had 4 myself who pretty much just repeated the same history I experienced. Something really should be done about it that's for sure. But unfortunately in my country they just decided to have the brilliant idea to legalize pot and make it worse. Go figure.
Not a druggie in high school, but may as well have been, for all I learned there.
@@paulah.9415It became a culture of high school along with drinking beer and whiskey from age 16 on. I noticed a big difference between Manitoba & Ontario. Much more of a party type people out west with weekend socials being the norm on weekends. Whereas, Ontario even had a grade 13 and received an much better education. Not this generation though. Now they are all indoctrinated Libtards for the most part. Time's sure have changed since the 70's.
WTF is he talking about??