Devil may cry 5 is fun
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- Опубліковано 11 чер 2020
- BANG BANG BANG BANG
pull my devil trigger.
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DMC5: Two boomers make fun of their snowflake relative while a redditer spouts poetry
*V:* Wow, Hellish Gold? Thanks, kind stranger!
@@GyaruRespecter Thanks for the SSS rank kind demon
Gyaru Respecter that was heckin wholesome 100
who uses boomer now? Thats dead asf
Oh, also, while a hot chick and an equally hot Karen are being pulled out of demons.
"Imagine having Phantom Limb Syndrome where your demon arm used to be" Now I'm imagining Nero trying to use his buster arm in the middle of combat and getting progressively more depressed as he realizes that his arm is gone.
This happened in the Visions of V Manga where Nero tried to block an attack from Urizen with his devil bringer, but gets knocked right into a wall because he doesn't have it anymore.
@@lyrical_deer personally I don't like it because I have essentially been programmed that devil trigger is L1 so as Nero I keep breaking all of his arms because I keep trying to pull his devil trigger but his arm shatter is that button.
Nero: *Why are we still here... Just to suffer?*
@@debbiebuttry9783 should just remap the button to the actual buster
I just read the manga, it was pretty good and really helped understand V even better. Quite the good read and the art style was sick.
Game: explains why Nero doesn’t have his right arm
JFJ: WhErE’s HiS aRm?!?!
JFJ is a distracted man
nero lost his arm because it's the 5th game in the series. just like how you play as Venom Snake in MGS:5 the Phantom Pain where he loses his arm and gets a prosthetic.
also hehheh necro.
@@PatrickRatman Punished Venom Nero.
@@dripsnake44 Punished nero
@@JustSomeHoshiyomi21
Solid Nero
Naked Nero
Liquid Nero
Punished Venom Nero
Solidus Nero
Deadly Deadweight
"Frustration is getting bigger
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Vergil is a ni- OOooh what a nice hand!"
- JFJ 2020
You where going to say?
@@theskelebro8013, he was going to say "nibbler"
Like a Silver bullet piercing trough!
I Put myself into you!
Ninja
Who was in paris tho?
JFJ: Calls V a loser.
Literally 1 second later: V IS SO COOL.
He's a cool loser
@@bonnieshenton9426 ^ This
Scratch that: He's modern Hollywood
@@bonnieshenton9426 That's everyone in DmC5 besides Dante. Only because Dante cancels out the loser with memelord.
I could have sworn this game was about hotel management.
Yeah, i'm really surprised myself, they even replaced Shadow The Hedgehog with some edgy V guy, is it even the same game?
STOP, NO YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH RIGHT NOW
I’ve seen that cringe discord meme way too many times to count
The C in Cry clearly stands for Cervice industry. I say they robbed us!
It was until gordan ramsey did a copyright strike cause he got the idea first
I love this comment.
He finally made it. Time to count the "devil trigger" jokes.
Devil trigger more like devil ni
@@redknight7682 you mean "Judgement SHUT"
6:25 "Oh, well Nero's dead.
IS WHAT I WOULD'VE SAID IF NERO WAS FUCKING DEAD!"
Good on you J for giving me the Khonjin house vibes I crave.
6:42 If you do enough damage to Goliath, he sometimes also says "My balls"
ayo ain’t no fucking way, really?
"How can Trish hold it!?"
Easy she's strong of mind and body. She is a demon after all. Why would this be in question? Lol
JFJL: maybe having access to your stomach acid isn't so bad
Goliath:*PRECEDES TO SHOOT STOMACH FIRE BALL*
You would have to be covered in saliva just to not die tho
Me: enjoying the video and having a good laugh
"Outro plays" cries in yee haw and Japanese
That wasn't very Dame Dame of you my friend! You hit me in the feels
@@mrblooper1994 it's true it gives the mega feels
@@bigskrimpin_sfx9121 tbh the outro song slaps hard I kinda like it
what is the outro song?
I'm crying
was he really gonna call virgil the n word 7:45
Watch the vod
@@bonnieshenton9426 i did XDD
It's a running gag in this channel
"I dont like her"
I...i dont know how to respond!
Good, Nico is my favorite DMC girl
I don't like Nico
I like lady
@@achair7958 Damn it you follow me everywhere.
@@vegitoblue3613 Fool.
I don't _follow you_ everywhere.
*I AM everywhere.*
Both Vergil and Nero say "I can still fight" despite obviously not being able to fight.
I love this game and I love J so this is a GREAT mix
you should watch the past streams, they should be on his channel. It's great stuff, totes recommend it.
I agree with this fully
Correct my man
BANG! BANG! BA-ANG! PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
Robbie ive been watching J for years, ever since his Payday 2 days but i agree he’s one of my favorite UA-camrs for years along with General Sam
Kylo ren? Bruh thats rodrick from that diary of a wimpy kid movie
oh my god i've never heard Goliath say "motherfucker" and it's one of the best things i've ever heard
You can get him to say "My balls!" too.
Who is goliath? Now I remember
I love the fact that J started to get into Devil May Cry AND Yakuza, both franchises that I absolutely love, when I was getting into the channel. So glad he likes both
Dante: Gotta save the world from demonkind.
V: I got some alterier motives that may or may not be spoilers-
Nero: I'm dead weight so I'm sad.
*ulterior
Hey why is jack frost from the gaurdians fighting demons
„Without strength you can‘t protect anything“ - Vergil said it in DMC 3 to Dante while stabbing him in their first fight.
that's wrong but yeah he did stan dante
That reminds me that I need to play this masterpiece again.
i like how as soon as he started praising V
someone told him about the funny V button
the triple S taunt
Bang bang Virgil is a ni- OOOH that’s a nice arm 😂
Where is it at?
Nvm I found it lmao
6:43 that's the first time I've ever heard that and the games been around for a whole year, the Fu**.
I love how he freaked out a bit when Nero air-surfed his sword.
i said this about DMC3 in the DMC3 video and i'll say it again
you can go to any part of DMC5 and say "that was cool" and it'll never be out of context
Kylo Ren's even dorkier younger brother, Kyle Ben.
Can't wait for them to come up with DLC and make the van a playable character
12:44
Trish can use Sparda because she’s a demon and a pretty strong one at that, V is just a human and even by human standards he’s *weak as fuck* that’s why he has demons fight for him
The fact J called her black 😭
Seeing J go through the DMC games to finally land on 5 makes me very pleased
Nero: Without strength you can't protect anything, I know that.
JFJ: You got something you wanna talk about, buddy?
Nero: **Passive-aggressively holds up right s t u b**
3:15 no joke as soon as JFJ siad he didn't like her I said "I like nico"
When it began playing Ride of the Valkyries, I thought that was just J editing over or using the soundboard. But nope, it's in the game.
Bro, I literally popped this in a night ago because I hadnt played it in a while and wanted to go on some Whacky Woo-Hoo Pizza Man Adventures.
Last time I was this early jfj was still going to get hoxton back!
I gottta get hoxten back
@@Jester4460 what about hoxeleven
Nero: "Wait... which way did I come from again"
*stops and thinks*
"Uh oh"
props to the dude donating just to use TTS for dr Seuss stories.
Twas I
now we just need to make J play Bayonetta, the wonderfull 101 and God hand
God hand first then Bayonetta and wonderful 101
4:05, your right hand comes off?
RE4 under DMC5? I'm in heaven
Why'd he say "HOW COULD TRISH WELD IT?!" Shes stronger than edgy boi its pretty obvious
she's a woman
@@silviutm3448 bruh what is bayonetta then *Smooth brain*
@@silviutm3448 and a demon
@@captainpepsi353 don't worry i wasn't being serious
She's a high ranking demon made by Mundis though
It's Anime the video game & I am here for it.
From this one video i have learned two things about JFJ:
1) He really likes Devil Trigger.
2) He is perpetually aroused.
Watching him catch Vergil on stream with the buster is probably my favourite moment of all time
Me: wondering why vergil didnt just ask Nero nicely for his sword back
oh wait he cant
Because the Devil may cry
Me: "boy I sure am tired" *starts to doze off while video plays*
V walks on screen
JFJ: Who's this Fa-
Me: W O K E
The old Spardan Family Tradition: if a vehicle or dangerous object hurdles at you, stand completely still and not worry about a thing cuz nothing bad will EVER happen if you do that
Never seen anything like this channel before but UA-cam new I love folks that love this game series.
Holy Shit my Kylo Ren joke made it in
JfJ: *sees Nico* "I don't like her"
Me: Lil weird but ok
JfJ: *Sees V* "I hate You"
Me: Ok did we even play the same game
He doesn't like Nico? This is
H E R E T I C A L .
You will be punished for this transgression.
Like the perfect gf lol
*you don't know how much I wanted to see this here*
All I can think about is the SCP is fun intro and it wont leave my head
THE TIMS HAS COME AND SO HEAVE I
“I’ll tend to the rabbits George” and so it is written
jfj stands for JuulsForJews
1:08
Demon be like”I would get up to fight you but I just got comfy and I don’t to get up so yeah”
I'm looking forward to part 2. 👀 you definitely seem to be enjoying this game so far!
It's wild how for some reason when I played V my DT gauge never ran out
7:45 "frustration is getting bigger Bang Bang Bang Vergil is a *NI-* "
"How can Trish hold it" because she's a strong independent demon who don't need no devil hunter
Because of you, I've learned of the 'Devil Trigger' Song, and I gotta say, between this and your Yakuza series, I've had a great time during the pandemic
Thank you, This video makes me want to play it
6:07
Nico is the Strongest DMC character, provided that she is in her Van.
You're the only person I've ever heard hear they dislike the mechanic girl
Was wondering why it felt like I've seen this video before but I forgot I saw the livestream
9:22
"YALL SAW THAT MAX EXCEED IM SO EPIC"
I love that he says what everyone was thinking about the female demons even if it was just for a moment.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
FINALLLLLYYYYYYYYY LETSSS GOOOO
I LOVE YOU JFJJJJJ
Yes i was waiting for this to happen
Kylo Ren: Redditor
Nero: Vibrator Man
Dante: Yelp Employee
Nero'll grow his arm back just like JFJ regrow his legs
I need a part 2 now! Haha
Devil May Cry 2 but I'm also Crying
JFJ + Any game that you kill people = fun times for everyone
This party's getting crazy! Let's sock!
Dat baka mitai at the end
Hell yeah! Bang bang bang! Pull my devil trigger!
JFJ stands for Jack Fred's Joint
"Look neros dead."
"IS WHAT I WOULDVE SAID IF NERO WAS DEAD!"
A friend told me V looks like Kylo Ren on heroin and I can't unsee that.
When did JCJ play DMC 4? I wanna see his reaction to the Kyrie romance
i think this game is about nero being pissed about being called deadweight
9:13 hell yeah
I'm subbing to this guy
Please make this a series!
No one:
Not a single soul:
Carlos from the magic school bus: haha. Phantom limb syndrome was his power from dmc4
1:28 HmmHMmMM, gee golly gosh I wonder whats that behind his shoulder
11:20
damn bro he vibing
All of these voice inside my head
Finally, the funny music
Just wait until he buys the taunt.
Dude is that Dante fro-
Wait where Dante?
That pure laugh 7:40 lmao
I didnt watch the dmc 4 live stream.. so is there reason for skipping dmc 4 video?
I've been wondering the same thing
If memory serves, I believe he said in stream he did not really enjoy DMC 4 that much, so he skipped over making a video for it.
So either Gure takes the DMC 4 Steams and makes the videos, J does it after the videos of DMC 5, or it won’t be made and will join the other streams that were not made into videos for various reasons.
@@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto I see Cheers :) for that
Something about that sock puppet nero make me want to burn it
Petition to find out what the actual fickle dickle JFJ stands for
JFJ stands for, "Jizzing Fucking Jeeps."