ASMR Voice: Can I hold your hand? [M4F] [Boyfriend] [Shy] [Nervous] [Inner monologue] [Cafe]

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  • @CaitCher
    @CaitCher 7 років тому +1359

    "Is that what charming people do? Wink?" My god. That's the most adorable line ever written.

  • @saigeguerra973
    @saigeguerra973 7 років тому +2238

    'Officially way too many words just came out of your mouth.'
    Me, every day.

    • @saigeguerra973
      @saigeguerra973 7 років тому +69

      'Go to page schlemidifur...'
      And, here we have me as a teacher.

    • @laurenrothbauer2557
      @laurenrothbauer2557 7 років тому +22

      Was that a "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" reference?

    • @pooufeur4370
      @pooufeur4370 6 років тому +10

      Scarlet Rose yeahhhhhhhh sameeeeeeeeeeee🤨😒😂

    • @mila-fr2xb
      @mila-fr2xb 6 років тому +10

      I wonder if it's even possible for me to relate to something so much
      jdkcshfkvmdhgxbgukcm gzdcbsgfb h WELP I GUESS SO WHAT THE DIDDLY DARN HECK IS MY HEART

    • @mira-tk3vd
      @mira-tk3vd 6 років тому +5

      A constant mood of mine

  • @CardlinAudio
    @CardlinAudio  8 років тому +587

    I always have a lot of fun with these inner-monologue scripts, and recording this one was a lot of fun. I hope you like it!

    • @Iziieerose-
      @Iziieerose- 8 років тому +2

      Awe, that's was amazballz ^-^ your the best c:

    • @caitlyn8984
      @caitlyn8984 8 років тому +1

      It's lovely!

    • @JaydenAnne
      @JaydenAnne 8 років тому

      Loved it. Hopefully a sequel someday?

    • @Slayerslover
      @Slayerslover 8 років тому +10

      I love this! I lost it at the "way too many words came out of your mouth just now." 😜

    • @Iziieerose-
      @Iziieerose- 8 років тому

      write about the first kiss ^^

  • @devinandersen5603
    @devinandersen5603 7 років тому +523

    "4 out of 5 doctors agree, that right there is a hand you wanna hold."

  • @hopevalentine7155
    @hopevalentine7155 7 років тому +670

    He's getting turned on by a hand... Relationship goals right there.

  • @elizabethjeannorman4197
    @elizabethjeannorman4197 8 років тому +608

    Hand holding heaven?
    I died.
    this is friggin adorable!

    • @jaylalawton8290
      @jaylalawton8290 8 років тому +16

      the voice he did there. dead XD

    • @ericat1413
      @ericat1413 7 років тому +6

      Jayla Lawton i wasn't ready for the voice😆

    • @finley5065
      @finley5065 7 років тому +1

      Adella Marcheal I did too!!

    • @victoriaflanagan7269
      @victoriaflanagan7269 7 років тому +1

      Oh my glob right XD

    • @nugs4life022
      @nugs4life022 5 років тому

      How I feel when a girl holds my hand I get extremely nervous😳💗

  • @thepastelwarlock3794
    @thepastelwarlock3794 8 років тому +764

    "go to page shlemidefur.."
    Cardlin, 2016

    • @phoenixvlogs6047
      @phoenixvlogs6047 6 років тому +23

      Oh, don't mind that dying balloon sound. That's my laughter 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tenyaiida2265
      @tenyaiida2265 4 роки тому +15

      2016? Danm i'm late

    • @mihokoshinso4178
      @mihokoshinso4178 4 роки тому +7

      Tenya Iida me too -^-

    • @finsmall3823
      @finsmall3823 3 роки тому +6

      @@mihokoshinso4178 I'm later

    • @nnoammi
      @nnoammi 3 роки тому +5

      @@finsmall3823 I'm later than late

  • @jordynd.3613
    @jordynd.3613 8 років тому +402

    the awkwardness is SO ADORABLE and the inner monologue is so sweet, AWE! I CAN't hElp
    EDIT: OMG I WROTE THIS A YEAR AGO AAAAAH

  • @secretrose5439
    @secretrose5439 8 років тому +190

    "softer than a cloud wrapped in a dream that lives in a baby kitten's belly fur." that right there, is the sweetest and most adorable thing you have ever uttered out of your perfect mouth. Congratulations sir. You done melted my heart. You happy now?💖

  • @pickledplatypus3030
    @pickledplatypus3030 6 років тому +987

    Cardlin: “The Mitochondria is th-“ Me: *screams*

    • @justapotato3642
      @justapotato3642 4 роки тому +75

      --e poWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

    • @ana.vlogs223
      @ana.vlogs223 3 роки тому +13

      @@justapotato3642 My science teacher: AHHHHHH

    • @almondmilk6461
      @almondmilk6461 3 роки тому +1

      THEY ALWAYS DO THAT UGHH

    • @royajay8335
      @royajay8335 3 роки тому +2

      The fitness program...

    • @JayEnvyy
      @JayEnvyy 3 роки тому +5

      Robloxian highschool on the board in science class:

  • @pandesalcheeks
    @pandesalcheeks 8 років тому +607

    "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" haha xD i don't know why I find that so funny
    This was absolutely adorable cardlin~ you think it will continue with the first kiss?

    • @silviatonapetian6932
      @silviatonapetian6932 6 років тому +15

      Gwyn Pableo it’s the only thing anyone remembers about biology class😂

    • @nugs4life022
      @nugs4life022 5 років тому +10

      I died that was the basic detail I learned from school by the time I’m an adult that’s all I’ll remember XD😂
      Girl: so what’s an interesting fact you can tell me
      Me: the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell😅😏

  • @lol-lx5rj
    @lol-lx5rj 8 років тому +154

    ”that hand is so holdable” amazing xD

  • @mari-oj6ow
    @mari-oj6ow 8 років тому +549

    I wish I had a boyfriend like you Cardlin sigh these boys need to take notes

    • @nancysam4494
      @nancysam4494 5 років тому +5

      You are right

    • @soupyflavor
      @soupyflavor 5 років тому +7

      Saaaaaaaaame

    • @tbatcool8968
      @tbatcool8968 5 років тому +6

      Amen to that

    • @uhhhitsshelbi8112
      @uhhhitsshelbi8112 5 років тому +2

      SO TRUE!

    • @nugs4life022
      @nugs4life022 5 років тому +14

      I’m like this too I get nervous when holding hands with a girl I recently walked a girl home a friend of mine from school and she was leading ahead holding my hand and I felt so happy❤️💕🥰

  • @jax1780
    @jax1780 7 років тому +900

    his "anxiety" gives me anxiety

  • @wiwi08193
    @wiwi08193 8 років тому +273

    Lol, my life in a nutshell. One moment: "yes!" One moment later: "shit no!"

    • @toniiix4647
      @toniiix4647 4 роки тому +3

      scrolling and accidentally noticed ur playlists and i officially wanna be best friends lol.

  • @vakni6321
    @vakni6321 8 років тому +239

    I can't stop smile-cringing!

  • @wallfl0wer592
    @wallfl0wer592 8 років тому +235

    '' ..your hand looked a little l l l lonely that's all .. and you know when eh missing you alo Ot ..'' 😂 i felt a bit awkward too xD

  • @courtneyh8272
    @courtneyh8272 8 років тому +155

    when you laugh out and swoon at the same time but you forgot your mom is in the same room with you and she's looking at you like "da fuq happened to you? you high??"
    may or may not have happened 😂

  • @hidog1413
    @hidog1413 4 роки тому +24

    This becomes 100% more entertaining if you picture him making a dramatic facial expressions with every thought

  • @Moon-ep2bb
    @Moon-ep2bb 8 років тому +83

    This is literally the cutest thing ever

  • @berenyibarbara9788
    @berenyibarbara9788 8 років тому +253

    Baby kittens belly furr *--* this is the most adorable thing what I have ever heard.
    And guys really think about things like this ?

    • @saloosh777
      @saloosh777 8 років тому +20

      I highly doubt that... xD

    • @nugs4life022
      @nugs4life022 5 років тому +3

      Actually yes I think about that I have random thoughts it’s ridiculous just what kind of thoughts I have also lewd thought as well😂❤️💕

  • @abbyburch2456
    @abbyburch2456 8 років тому +67

    THIS IS SO AWKWARD I CANT HANDLE THIS ANYMORE

  • @tdoesart
    @tdoesart 8 років тому +198

    "All thirsty like" i died xD

  • @clownfetti_z
    @clownfetti_z 7 років тому +22

    After he said "im cool" at 10:06 that lil sound he made was sO CUTE!

  • @LOLLOL-kt2zf
    @LOLLOL-kt2zf 6 років тому +7

    AHHH ITS SOMETHING ELSE WHEN YOU ACTUALLY FEEL THE ANXIETY OF WHAT HE'S FEELING, ITS LIKE THE VOICE IN MY HEAD JUMPED OUT AT ME AND SUDDENLY BECAME A MANIFESTATION OF MY WORRY AND OVERTHINKING
    i cannot handle this

  • @MangledTeddi
    @MangledTeddi 8 років тому +148

    4 out of 5 doctors agree huh? Then it must be a very hold-able hand. :D

  • @crayons1584
    @crayons1584 7 років тому +60

    *stop staring at it*
    Adorable omg

  • @odeliaadam
    @odeliaadam 8 років тому +149

    "What a crazy random happenstance!" -Dr. Horrible -- Uh, I mean, Cardlin

    • @darcybone6251
      @darcybone6251 7 років тому +5

      I cannot believe my eyes
      All the places this fandom hides

    • @cymbalchicka2012
      @cymbalchicka2012 6 років тому +2

      Omg y'all are the best

  • @Kehlstine
    @Kehlstine 7 років тому +169

    Only 9 seconds in and I'm already on the floor screaming "EXTRA FOINE"

  • @caitlindunbar6697
    @caitlindunbar6697 6 років тому +21

    "Yessss we have contact"
    LOST IT!!!! XDXDXD So freaking adorable i CANNOT

  • @melaniemartinez6467
    @melaniemartinez6467 5 років тому +13

    “Go hand go” I love this.

  • @Ashxela
    @Ashxela 8 років тому +19

    Man, the shy ones really get to me. It makes me feel fuzzy. Stories like this are so cute and adorkablee ~

  • @GabiRosa16
    @GabiRosa16 8 років тому +79

    The entire audio I was like "awwwww that's so cute" ^.^

  • @cookiepie22
    @cookiepie22 4 роки тому +8

    When he started stuttering when his cheek was kissed saying it's perfect, that was the most cutest thing I've ever heard. >//

  • @niqui4380
    @niqui4380 4 роки тому +47

    Imagine the girlfriend being able to read minds 😂✨❤️✨

  • @tsukikei923
    @tsukikei923 4 роки тому +41

    “She looks extra fine today”
    *me in a tank top and shorts laying in my bed half asleep*

  • @nicolepeterson401
    @nicolepeterson401 4 роки тому +34

    Cardlin: Her fingers so pretty, so feminine...
    Me: with my chubby ass fingers

  • @mauimax4312
    @mauimax4312 8 років тому +69

    *drops papers I'm doing and puts headphones on*

  • @auth3nticdr3ams96
    @auth3nticdr3ams96 8 років тому +34

    I get like this all the time, I've been in a relationship for seven Months and my boyfriend still gets me all flustered and nervous, but I'm sure he totally knows when I want to hold his hand seeing that he holds his hand out for me to grab if I even just glance towards it. but yes love hand holding

    • @strangestpear
      @strangestpear 3 роки тому +1

      5 years later, bro I read your comment and my heart flutters

    • @auth3nticdr3ams96
      @auth3nticdr3ams96 3 роки тому

      @@strangestpear wow five years has it been that long 😩

  • @youjinpark7871
    @youjinpark7871 7 років тому +25

    "10/10 would hold hands with again" this cutie! I'm chuckling

  • @TheGreatMya
    @TheGreatMya 8 років тому +52

    I was cheesing so hard listening to this to where my cheeks hurt. Another amazing audio Cardlin!

  • @madisonpenguin6216
    @madisonpenguin6216 8 років тому +32

    "World Class Winker"
    Can we just take a few minutes to appreciate adorable Cardlin. 🐳

  • @lakeishashexysnitch1292
    @lakeishashexysnitch1292 4 роки тому +14

    I love how at random points he tries to make his voice sound deeper😂❤

  • @zinthetrashbin4837
    @zinthetrashbin4837 8 років тому +138

    World class winker

  • @julianeves4150
    @julianeves4150 3 роки тому +2

    10:06 I keep coming back to this just to hear that adorable "cool, hmm!"
    I literally can see his smile in that part and it's so lovely

  • @overgrownminds4603
    @overgrownminds4603 3 роки тому +12

    "Wow..she’s looking extra fine today-“
    Me, with a face mask on, my hair in a messy ponytail and probably the baggiest clothes you’ll see on planet earth: *Oh hO hO, WhY thAnk YoU.*

  • @lilliparker3788
    @lilliparker3788 6 років тому +11

    “And that hand, so holdable” 1 2 3 Awwwwwwwwww

  • @coqettish
    @coqettish 8 років тому +101

    10/10 would hold hands with again.

    • @hana_banana_qwq
      @hana_banana_qwq 4 роки тому

      This comment has 69 likes and I don't wanna ruin it

  • @No-yz7hv
    @No-yz7hv 8 років тому +38

    Awwwwwwwwww I'm dying so cute!!!! Does this really go through guys heads AWWWWWWWWWW!

    • @nugs4life022
      @nugs4life022 5 років тому +2

      ? No Yes we shy guys we do exist our specie is rather rare😂

  • @myfesco
    @myfesco 4 роки тому +18

    "Winker..:
    I-
    Did he just-?
    Oh myy god hes adorable
    I need to get myself a shy guy i swear

    • @overgrownminds4603
      @overgrownminds4603 3 роки тому +1

      SAME AAA

    • @myfesco
      @myfesco 3 роки тому +1

      I GOT MYSELF A SHY GIRL
      LET ME TELL YOU
      SHE GOT ME A PHROG RING
      I AM SO IN LOVE

  • @BlueJayAnimates
    @BlueJayAnimates 5 років тому +32

    title: * says [M4A] *
    Cardlin: * says "she" and "Her" in the first couple minutes*
    Wow Cardlin 😂😂 Good going there

  • @princxsslai9332
    @princxsslai9332 6 років тому +12

    Shlmemudfur..the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
    That vine reference had me in tears lol

  • @Studio_WabiSabi
    @Studio_WabiSabi 4 роки тому +7

    Im fucking crying at the inner dialogue. I needed that. Highschool has been rough-

    • @beyonceumah5616
      @beyonceumah5616 4 роки тому +3

      I’m sorry I hope it gets better school is sooo overrated

  • @ellizamanuel0709
    @ellizamanuel0709 3 роки тому +12

    cardlin: "her finger looks, feminine"
    my chubby baby fingers: "why thank you, kind sir!"

  • @rimoishere564
    @rimoishere564 4 роки тому +7

    I just love how clingy cute and shy you sound. Oh my god. It was perfect for me studying ❤❤

  • @wKayy
    @wKayy 8 років тому +67

    OMG can this even run in a guy's mind? i thought it was a girl thing :D awwww i love it :) you are sweet :)

  • @zoieweatherly4929
    @zoieweatherly4929 6 років тому +18

    "Stop staring at her hand"
    Me: dead from laughter

  • @rheeyamaharaj4263
    @rheeyamaharaj4263 4 роки тому +19

    “.....she missed me... *tiny gasp* SHE missed ME “

  • @the_cosmic_queen
    @the_cosmic_queen 4 роки тому +17

    "World Class Winker".
    Someone please give this man a trophy that says so.😂🥰😉💗

  • @jaanaiwilson7535
    @jaanaiwilson7535 5 років тому +10

    I LOVE how he deepened his voice when we walked up LOL😂🤣

  • @kaylachenault1627
    @kaylachenault1627 8 років тому +34

    OMG! My mascara is running from laughing so hard you cracked me up I needed this thanks:-)

  • @cooking5339
    @cooking5339 4 роки тому +3

    *The cuteness- I can't-*

  • @jacejacobs4044
    @jacejacobs4044 7 років тому +25

    THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL

  • @SamuraiCatGirl
    @SamuraiCatGirl 8 років тому +31

    Shy Cardlin is my favorite~ 😄

  • @PrairieZena
    @PrairieZena 8 років тому +29

    I accidentally winked(it's a thing I do, don't judge), and the next second you said, "Oh man, have I winked?" OMG, the coincidence 😂

  • @MariaPereira-jj3se
    @MariaPereira-jj3se 8 років тому +61

    change the word hand for boobs it gets so funny

  • @teenytinykittycat5702
    @teenytinykittycat5702 8 років тому +42

    Did my boi just call me fine x3

  • @herosanta4321
    @herosanta4321 3 роки тому +29

    Cardlin: "Her fingers so feminine and soft."
    Me who climbs trees and does handywork with thier dad: "Thanks man"

  • @GlorifiedArchitect
    @GlorifiedArchitect 8 років тому +15

    This is absolutely adorable ^^ Great job!

  • @gestering
    @gestering 4 роки тому +10

    “Officially way too many words came out of your mouth just now” WAS SO MONOTONOUS I CAN’T BAHAHA

  • @cute-coreenthusiast2299
    @cute-coreenthusiast2299 6 років тому +14

    “We are calm, cool and collected.”
    *meanwhile me in the background*
    (Has earbuds in jamming out to Baepsae by BTS)
    THEY CALL ME! BAEPSAE

  • @oliviatr_rose
    @oliviatr_rose 4 роки тому +23

    **Cardlin calling my hands pretty**
    Me: **looking down at my sausage fingers** "Are you sure about that"

  • @AuntK68
    @AuntK68 7 років тому +18

    And just when I thought your "Take care of meeeeee" video was the most adorable, along comes this gem! I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for this one! 😊

  • @tessfillmore8612
    @tessfillmore8612 3 роки тому +3

    "Turn to page shlermdidy-fuur" had me both awwing at the adorableness and cackling at how messed up he sounds. We must be having a big impression on Cardlin here😏😏

  • @studentwolf1538
    @studentwolf1538 4 роки тому +3

    This is too adorable and cute. In this World has to be more like these cute but shy guys.
    This video made my day

  • @sw4gbunni100
    @sw4gbunni100 5 років тому +7

    This is the equivalent to “im going to hug you tomorrow at school, oh my god i am literally shaking typing this” ❤️❤️❤️😊😊😊😊

  • @ashlynseymour8030
    @ashlynseymour8030 3 роки тому +7

    His inner monologue is literally me everyday
    Omfg! Though he's such a nerd a cute one tho

  • @Kyra-qn3nh
    @Kyra-qn3nh 7 років тому +18

    Now I Wanna Hold Your Hand is stuck in my head.

  • @Captain_Bottles
    @Captain_Bottles 4 роки тому +5

    Unprotected handholding? Oh my, Cardlin, oh my.

  • @jesswahyudi7652
    @jesswahyudi7652 7 років тому +30

    mission impossible; Holding girlfriend's hand.

  • @basstherainwing6165
    @basstherainwing6165 4 роки тому +14

    Cardlin: *being a bean*
    -
    me: not going to sleep tonight! :D

  • @amanithelwell2869
    @amanithelwell2869 6 років тому +7

    When you're actually studying respiration which deals with the mitochondria and it makes it even more relatable 💖💖💖

  • @billiemarierosado4038
    @billiemarierosado4038 6 років тому +8

    him: *describes my hand*
    me: *looks at it* it's okay hand. someone will like you eventually with your birthmark & the heavy handed-ness you have in you even though you're small...

  • @Emilia566
    @Emilia566 4 роки тому +2

    This was honestly the most adorable thing I've ever listened to in my lifetime

  • @iqigai5682
    @iqigai5682 3 роки тому +2

    Is it bad that I loved how he guided his hand to hold ours..✋🏻🥺

  • @ViridianBay
    @ViridianBay 5 років тому +8

    "The math is sound"
    yes 2+2= HOLD MY HAND

  • @dwweebovo4414
    @dwweebovo4414 8 років тому +16

    this is perfect , I just woke up from the worst nightmare>_< and I think this'll help

  • @yaboiguzma9974
    @yaboiguzma9974 4 роки тому +2

    All these cute cardlin audios are the light of my life

  • @LunaAlphaWolf
    @LunaAlphaWolf 8 років тому +29

    whats funny is that im dating a guy tight now, and these monologs go through my mind too.

  • @vanillepudding697
    @vanillepudding697 2 роки тому +1

    I can't with this cuteness overload

  • @janaepickett9056
    @janaepickett9056 6 років тому +9

    "Just one wave is enough dum-dum! Put your hand down!" XD

  • @MariaPereira-jj3se
    @MariaPereira-jj3se 8 років тому +32

    Its like I'm having a date with Stiles Stilinski

  • @lamakhaled2611
    @lamakhaled2611 8 років тому +19

    Omg you should do another but "can i kiss you?" jskfkfmeks it'll be so cute ! I can help with the script if you want

  • @iheartnerdyness2875
    @iheartnerdyness2875 7 років тому +15

    Cardlin: I wonder what kissing her would be li-
    Me: aww~ that was sweet

  • @kookie_chan1530
    @kookie_chan1530 8 років тому +30

    I've been waiting for this yassss
    #bloopfam 😜😜

  • @lenxerene6414
    @lenxerene6414 3 роки тому +3

    10:07 IM GONNA JUST PEACEFULLY PASS AWAY THIS IS SO CUTE

  • @jullie2177
    @jullie2177 3 роки тому +2

    The sound quality👌✨

  • @mermaidmelody1999
    @mermaidmelody1999 7 років тому +13

    these audios set my standards unrealistically high for irl boys

  • @mui2047
    @mui2047 3 роки тому +4

    can't believe this have 5 years 😝🤟🏼

  • @kuroneko4454
    @kuroneko4454 6 років тому +7

    "Just be casual, cool..."
    Me: *slips and fall down* MAKING A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF ALL THE TIME..
    Story of my life 😂