I can't say LMAO, because I'm not Laughing My Ass Off. I can't say ROFL, because It's 1:30 A.M. and i would wake errybody up. AND I CAN'T SAY "I found your comment very amusing " BECAUSE, EVEN IF IT'S TRUE, SOCIETY EOULD PERCEIVE ME AS SOCIALLY AKWARD i think I am having A crisis
Nonono...he loves you.You are not akward in Cardlins eyes :)) BTW..its only your own thoughts ,im sure you are a lovely Girl,.just wait til you find that speciel One and he Will tell you 🤗🌹🌻
I was already falling asleep when: "This is the perfect position for kissing" My eyes shot open and I instantly covered my mouth I realized how single tf I am
Samantha Dickinson Why was the first thing to come to my mind, is that one episode of SpongeBob that he got drunk off of ice cream.............OHHHHH WWWAAAIITTEERRR?!!
Cardlin: Do you want to be the big spoon or little spoon? Me: The little spo- Cardlin: You know what? I'll be the little spoon. Me:*Inhales*I WANTED TO BE THE LITTLE SPOON!!!!!!😡 No joke I actually screamed this and my sister was like "Wtf is wrong with you?"
I was walking and listening to music when I got the notification...easy for me to say that I yelled "HOLY SHIT MY CARDYBEAR IS HERE' and...people looked at me weirdly like I was crazy...
Here I am. It's 2:30 am. I am eating cereals alone during my study break while listening to this. I swear I will die single AND virgin *cries in a corner*
"I saw you cry a little too so dont judge me" me: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT...AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE IM A LONELY POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cardlin: and you only had popcorn. Me: yup only has popcorn! I don’t have a secret stash of candy in my bag! Hehehe... Psh where did you get that idea from... Edit: that moment you decide to check on you comment and realized you made a spelling error... had* not has...
mad tophatter He didnt deserve you. I'm the exact same way. I freeze up when he gets affectionate. He knows my limits and over time we began to know how to overcome my shyness. We watch really stupid vines. A guy should like you for who you are
Why tf would u dump someone bc of that like u should date them for their personality NOT THEIR ABILITY TO SPOON im the same way whenever someones affectionate to me i just tense up and look around for an escape route (even though there isnt one most of the time)
This made me cry either because it was so cute or I know I'm Forever Alone. I'm a sensitive wreck when it comes to love! Absolutely freaking GREAT job on this!!!
Friend: what are you watching? Me: oh, it’s like someone is taking to you and you imagine the they say. Friend: oh! Like meditation? Me: yeah let’s go with that.
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"Usually when I'm the big spoon, I feel big and strong. Do you feel like that?"
Me: No, I feel like a spoon.
I feel like a fork.
I feel like a knife
My spoon is too big
Oof 😂😂😂
I feel like a chain saw. 0 u 0
"Why do your lips taste like candy?"
**hides Halloween candy**
"I-It's my lip balm...yeah"
Aaron Lycan my fricken brain is messed up I read as “hips”
Everyone has that secret matress candy stash
*-aphmau fans wear you at-*
You had 123 likes and I wanted to fuck it up
Me😆😆😆
**hugs pillow tighter realizing how lonely I am**
Definitely not Isabelll relatable
Too real T.T
Definitely not Isabelll SAAAAMMMEEE SO HARD
So relatable right now
I have a large teddy bear who is my boyfriend stand in. Who needs relationships am I right??? *Dying inside*
UP IS SO FREAKING SAD AT THE BEGINNING IT'S OK IF YOU CRY BECAUSE I CRY EVERYTIME
Ikr? The beginning gave me tears
Stuffed Wolf NO I JUST WATCHED GAELS VID AND I'M SHOOKETH
Your icon makes it ten times better
Doot Howell same. I always cry
I swear to god the phandom is everywhere
the way he says "baaaaby" is my sexuality
Honestly tho
Yup
* sips some tea * sister same
mood
Mine to♡
Cardlin: "I lay like this..."
Me: *wraps legs around his body and arms around chest* No escape *eyes dart around the room*
LittleMixed PandaGirl "This is mine now."
I giggled at your comment XD
I can't say LMAO, because I'm not Laughing My Ass Off. I can't say ROFL, because It's 1:30 A.M. and i would wake errybody up. AND I CAN'T SAY "I found your comment very amusing " BECAUSE, EVEN IF IT'S TRUE, SOCIETY EOULD PERCEIVE ME AS SOCIALLY AKWARD
i think
I am having
A crisis
Is it bad that I’ve done that
Constance Contraire FYCVA 😂😂
him: do you know what i love more than chocolate?
me: pls dont say it!
him: you ❤️
me: oh my gosh you said 🙈
Fullmoon OMG MEEEE
I don't really like chocolate
Fullmoon haha
All I could respond with is “We’ve only been together for three weeks!”
Fullmoon
XD ME
Im melting...
I feel so single 😂
Mia Maria Bradáčová YEAAAHHH 😍 ARMYYY
I am a Potato I AM I need a man or woman Idc which
I relate. Because I am.
I relate...it's the only reasons I listen to his boyfriend audios...it makes me feel about why I'm single...;-;
I am a Potato CRYINH
Omg when he asked "why do your lips taste like candy?" I stopped I'm eating a lollipop
Him: *"Why did you pull back?"*
Me: "s T o P I A m A v I r G I n A n D I M c L u E S s"
stop i am a virgin and im clueless? is that what you said
I choked on my soda because like... Same uwu
Mood
ᵁʷᵁ
This is how I act but it’s not what I want
cardlin stop giving me these unrealistic relationship expectations
Sis let me say right now that you deserve a relationship like this cause YOU ARE FRICKEN ADORABLE. GET YO MAAAAN SIS.
Kiera Goins saaaammmmmeee
Lol, right! I wish boyfriends were really this wonderful! 😭
Noo kidding 😫😫
Oof same here
Cardlin: do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
Me: the little spo-
Cardlin: you know what I'll be the little spoon
Me: O_O
Phiphi Todebone SAME
SAME HERE
Phiphi Todebone ME RN
SAME SERIOUSLY!!!!
SAME!!!
Cardlin: "Do you wanna be a big spoon or the little spoon"
Me: "I wanna be a knife!"
LMAO
Yep
Everyone: WHAT DO YOU HAVE?!?!
Cardlin:*Holding you* A KNIFE!
Everyone: *panics* NO!
Meeeeee 🤣🤣🤣
I’ll be the fork
Cardlin: You know what I love more than chocolate? You.
*stares back in black confusion*
Me:But I am chocolate.
Same
Saaame
IM INDIAN AND I HAVE DARK SKIN AND IM WHEEZING-
*laughs in black*
Jemilabubbles AHAHAHAHA
NO, I DON'T FEEL BIG AND STRONG. I AM 5 FOOT 2. I NEVER FEEL BIG AND STRONG
S.G. Arimos smh u think that's bad? try being 4'11 even the doctor lies to me and tells me I'm 5'0 now 💀
S.G. Arimos lol me too but im 5'3
I used to be tall now 5'4 is considered short im just standing here like woww
4'8
hI I RELATE OK BYE
HELLO YES THIS IS THE POLICE AND YOU HAVE JUST POSTED A VIDEO TOO CUTE TO BE LEGAL. Sir, please, give me your hands and let me hold them.
Angeline L 😂😂😂
😂😂
Arrest him officer!!!!!
Angeline L I keep seeing u everywhere lol
Omg yasss 😂🤣😂🤣😂
My mind: I'm to awkward for this he's just to adorable and I'm so awkward, awwww.
*dies from fangirling*
Me
Nonono...he loves you.You are not akward in Cardlins eyes :)) BTW..its only your own thoughts ,im sure you are a lovely Girl,.just wait til you find that speciel One and he Will tell you 🤗🌹🌻
Therese that is the sweetest thing I've heard thank you so much ☺
Same
Oh God I just felt a little warm feeling at the bottom of my tummy when the kissing started...
My God I'm so single😢
Lexy Games PREACH
SAME
SAME!!
🤗🤗🤗 have some hugs
Lexy Games SAME GIRL SAME
I was already falling asleep when:
"This is the perfect position for kissing"
My eyes shot open and I instantly covered my mouth
I realized how single tf I am
Omg same
Welcome to the #foreveralone club, we have wine and video games
Samantha Dickinson Why was the first thing to come to my mind, is that one episode of SpongeBob that he got drunk off of ice cream.............OHHHHH WWWAAAIITTEERRR?!!
@@alexgarica8266 that was what i was thinking when i wrote that 😂😂😂😂😂
Samantha Dickinson 😂😂
*lays there awkwardly with arms stretched out on the bed* IS THIS RIGHT?
YeS
Yesss
When you realize how single you are;-;
Saw your profile pic-
Im spooped
@@MayMagnolia06 _s p o o p e d_
I am 15 and I am 5'2 .. I still have not been in a relationship ever in my life. Oof. So of course not. I'm short.SHORT I say
@@cheyenne2080 S P O O O O O P E D
Crysalplayz 101
I’m 20 and 5’2, never been in a relationship as well.
You’re just still growing🙂...unlike myself.
😒
Headphones: *at full blast*
*BAAAABBBBBBBBYYYYYY*
ME: JESUS!!!
same
Same
ME TO BUDDY ITS 2 AM LIKE FJFB
ME TOO!!!!!
YRS I WAS SO SCARED
Cardlin: Baaaaaabyy
Me:*happy squeak!*
*Forgets the sound is turned up really loud*
Babyyyy~
*HOLY HELL*
“Cardlin” WhY YoU LooKing at Me LIKe thaT
Me( remembers meme)
Me “because your beautiful”
Cardlin: (talks) *GIGGLES* (talks) *GIGGLES* (talks) *GIGGLES* gaaaaaahhhhh so cute
C: "You're getting pretty good at this cuddling thing."
Me: "Well, I learned from the best."
Cardlin: Do you want to be the big spoon or little spoon?
Me: The little spo-
Cardlin: You know what? I'll be the little spoon.
Me:*Inhales*I WANTED TO BE THE LITTLE SPOON!!!!!!😡
No joke I actually screamed this and my sister was like "Wtf is wrong with you?"
Perfect way to spend 1am on a Friday night :3
[Stargr☆zer] I know right. Me to
[Stargr☆zer] same here 2 weeks after 😂
SAME!
[Stargr☆zer] Saturday morning depending on what you mean
[Stargr☆zer] ...or 5:35 am for that matter
I squealed in the middle of class....I'm not sorry
Bri *when you know someone who uses the name Bry but know they won't like these types of videos
I was walking and listening to music when I got the notification...easy for me to say that I yelled "HOLY SHIT MY CARDYBEAR IS HERE' and...people looked at me weirdly like I was crazy...
🎶*''Being so bad got me feeling so good''*🎶 Oups, sorry 😂
Kalys Chicken IM NOT SORRY
oK BUT HOW CAN U LISTEN TO THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASS WHEN I CAN HARDLY LISTEN TO IT IN THE COMFORT OF MY OWN HOUSE SJWHKJLS
0:18
"Well they can't just kill that sweet little lady so early in the movie she was so nice!"
Thats called horror movies for a reason.
Salty Engineer Up is horror film? Damn 😂😂😂
Um I’ve watched UP a lot
Pretty sure it is not a horror movie
“We fit so perfectly together..... like....
Me: Peanut butter and chees-
“Puzzle pieces”
Me: That’s what I was going to say. I was just testing you
Lilly Ann Vlogs -E crackers right
We're you going to say peanut butter and cheez-its? OMFG I love peanut butter cheez-its! I thought I was the only one!
We're you going to say peanut butter and cheez-its? OMFG I love peanut butter cheez-its! I thought I was the only one!
Him: “I wanna be the little spoon”
Me:*being 5’2”* hoW doeS thIS woRK-
Saaame. Imma just guess that you go full koala, and hope for the best, lol
You turn into a jet pack 😌
Lmao
Arms and legs wrapped around him like a backpack
@@amyartlover Human backpack-
*_*when you're single AND like a girl but you still listen to this anyways, giggling.*_*
IM DYING😂😂😂
I'm in the same situation HHHHHHHHH
I feel your pain
Omg your profile picture says it all!!!
This made me laugh xD
The first kiss part:
Him: Why do your lips taste like candy.....
My mind: He kissed a girl and he liked it, taste of her candy lip balm
😂 Im so weird
*cherry chapstick
Pinktiger_123 well yes,but they changed the lyric to fit the scenario
@@andrea-vw3er ooooh🤦♀️
Candy chapstick, hon.
nah she taste like candy she so sweet-
Cardlin: " Hair in your face "
Me: " Well duh.. I'm pretty much have the hair of an "emo" person ... "
Cody Garza "well yea, that's like the whole point"
I am an emo. Tbh my hair just be like ima just chill on 1 side of dis childs face.
yeah I am not a "lovey dovey" sort of person....I shut everyone out but.. DIS IS CUTE 😜😜😜
The Jester's Tune same
Okay I can't be the only one who heard "butt sex" at 4:36
I know I know I'm practically eleven
Shane de Leon
And I thought I'm alone 👀
Shane de Leon omg
No you're not ._.
*dies laughing*
Same XD but seriously, what did he say?
Cardlin: Baaaaaby!~
Me: *HEART ATTACC*
*SCREECHING*
*_O O F_*
This came at the perfect time. I had my first sleepover at a guys house last night. This is so accurate I. CAN'T. EVEN.
Destiny Pugh HAAA!!! My mom would NEVER allow me to have a sleepover at a girl's house, let alone a guy. Imma be dead lol
Shanaynay O'keil -Mission failed. We’ll get em next time-
how did it go? i know this is 2 years later but i’m interested.
@@sstarrlloverr I think it went good. We are still together today if that's any indicator
@@destinypugh2394 HOLY SHIT NO WAY!!!! OMOMOMOMOMOMO Σ(∩◕ㅁ◕∩) congrats btw! you give hope to us single af cardlin fans (ㆆᴗㆆ)b
THAT “oh yeah” AT 6:53 OMFGHJBJGFDSWWJLMNOOBGCC
Kylo Ren AHAHAHHA SAME
I finally agree with Kylo.
Lol i noticed dat too lmao
Kylo!!
Cardlin literally 1 milisecond of the vid: BAAAABY
ME: FUUUUUUU*KING HELL
Lola Barller IKRRRRRR I WAS GONEEEEE
THE MOST SWEET ASMR YOU'VE DONE CARDLIN. ABSOLUTELY GREAT.
NOTICE ME SENPAI
This past Sunday I dreamt of cuddling a male figure, now you provide this and it's just perfect to reminisce it... ç__ç
Laura Lanford check for cameras!
*trying to do eyeliner*
Carplin: "does it come in...chocolate? I loove chocolate!"
Me: *throws eyeliner down* DAMMIT STOP BEING SO CUTE
AubbieChan litterally me lol and i cover my face cause uuuuughhhhh hes soo cute 😍
"Why does your lips taste like candy?" I panicked and yelled " I swear I didn't eat any candy!"
😂😂 reminds me of Fez from that 70s show
Lol
i swear every day i feel that cardlin's voice career is getting closer to being a professional label
Frances Natividad Yep same
The art. Oh my god!!! 💜
Lois Geal my head can't figur out what it is !! I only see his head then his body i can't get it
No Way 10 SAME 😭😭
Its a guy holding a girl
EXPLAIN
Cheeseface18 I see it now! Its a girl's head under his chin and we see her arm too.
So super cute! Marcus, I love the writing, definitely capture the sweetness and tenderness. Cardlin amazing audio work as always :)
I've never cuddled, never kissed, never been in a real relationship. This is super relatable.
*intense blush* oh frick me, this is so cUTE
THIS IS CUTE OH
MY
*GOD*
Here I am. It's 2:30 am. I am eating cereals alone during my study break while listening to this. I swear I will die single AND virgin *cries in a corner*
Me too....
Me:panting my nails
Him:so sexy
Me:drop nail polish
BEST TIMING!
I need an audio about cuddling (to sleep) ... AND IT'S HERE!! OMG LOVE YOU MUCH
Cardlin: Why do your lips taste like candy
Me: Cause I'm sexy BISH
😂😂😂
Spooning.
Jaceline Princess more like swooning if you know what I mean. Hehe.
Yer a spoon harry
rasha118 i read this and cracked up idk wy
Glad I could bring brightness into your day Constance Contraire
indeed
"I saw you cry a little too so dont judge me"
me: I DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT...AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE IM A LONELY POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Amber Greer SAME
Potato group!
"We've only been together for three weeks"
Damn, our relationship is moving faster than most lesbian relationships do
I was very confused with the episode art, but then realized that it was indeed a girl so. I'm blind :)
Tsubaki Gaming I did not notice until I saw this comment lol
Tsubaki Gaming IM STILL CONFUSED
Annalise Scott SAME
Omg I just realized it was a girl! I low key thought it was a pillow 😂
Tsubaki Gaming me too before I clicked on
Cardlin: and you only had popcorn.
Me: yup only has popcorn! I don’t have a secret stash of candy in my bag! Hehehe... Psh where did you get that idea from...
Edit: that moment you decide to check on you comment and realized you made a spelling error... had* not has...
I'm eating ice cream while I'm watching LIKE : - Uh God I'm so single-
If I’m the big spoon I’m so small I just become a jet pack VROOM VROOM
PLS
This would be me if I ever get into a relationship. It was so adorable. Thank you for this, Cardlin. ♡
why am i watching these i'm gay
Maya uwu I’m pansexual-demisexual and same
cuddlingteddybears lol the more we learn
Maya uwu PFFFFT LMAO
It's probably the ASMR part of it. These videos also promote a feeling of being protected.
Boys wear lip balm too
cardlin: "your eyes are so beautiful "
me: *tightly shuts eyes*
"So good at making food" huh i didnt microwaving hot pockets means youre a good chief. '-------'
I'm melting. This is so god damn adorable Cardy bear ♡
I think is so really cute! So soft-spoken! Ioveeee this!!
The girl in the art kinda looks like MC from mystic messenger.
I'm trash.
X MapleLeavf O I thought is was the only one.
X MapleLeavf O I THOUGHT THAT TOO AND ARMYY
emo_trash_ donteatsoap ARMYYYYYY
I just got your messages
X MapleLeavf O
DoEs JuMiN hAn Is GaY??? ;D
sooo i figure out why lip balm comes with various flavor
I DON'T WANT ANY FANCY DINNER OR WATHEVER... I JUST WANT TO BE WITH A GUY LIKE THIS..
Lady Jotun SAAAAAME!! I'd much rather cuddle at home and watch movies and all that good stuff!
I could have done with this 4 months ago! My ex dumped me because I'm awkward and don't know how to do couple-y things because I'm weird!
mad tophatter He didnt deserve you. I'm the exact same way. I freeze up when he gets affectionate. He knows my limits and over time we began to know how to overcome my shyness. We watch really stupid vines. A guy should like you for who you are
Why tf would u dump someone bc of that like u should date them for their personality NOT THEIR ABILITY TO SPOON im the same way whenever someones affectionate to me i just tense up and look around for an escape route (even though there isnt one most of the time)
Constance Contraire well it was that and because I have anxiety/depression, apparently it's not attractive....
Malvina Kantena ah I don't blame him, I'm not exactly the easiest to love and I was never really a gf to him
mad tophatter no offense but Rekt (also me too)
Cardlin, you are too cute for your own good!!
Anime Nerd Girl I love your profile name and your amazing picture MICHEAL IN THE COMMENT SECTION
Annalise Scott
MICHEAL MAKES AN ENTRANCE!!!
be more chill?? in mY LOBBY???
Annalise Scott MICHAEL
His laugh in the beginning is just too pure I feel so blessed to have heard that!🤧🤧
Amazing as always.
This is something my boyfriend would do, because im new to relationship shit.
It took me weeks to figure out this art 😂 I finally see it
I legit still don’t
Isabelle Blomberg same
When he calls you baaaabbbbyyyy....
Hrk! It's too much, the cuteness....
Dies*
“Who knew I would talk to u in the bar”
Me*how do I tell him I’m underaged?*
Myne Wollabi Lyne I'm underage and I wrote this, i was like "A bar, yes! That's where people meet right??"
This is amazing for overcoming my crippling loneliness
Does anyone here lay down in their bed while listening to this and use your pillow as Cardlin...
No.. only me... ok 😐
Salma Petrov I thought i was the only one XD
Outfitperfect lol I’m glad I’m not the only one 😂😂
When he said “Up” I gasped out loud and started tearing up
🔺
One Word;
+*ADORABLE*+
This made me cry either because it was so cute or I know I'm Forever Alone. I'm a sensitive wreck when it comes to love! Absolutely freaking GREAT job on this!!!
If Ron Wealsy were in a relationship: you taste like candy!
😂😂😂😂
For a 5yr old rp asmr this audio is sm crisp and clearer than any other recent rp asmrs what the hel?! I really liked this one
Friend: what are you watching?
Me: oh, it’s like someone is taking to you and you imagine the they say.
Friend: oh! Like meditation?
Me: yeah let’s go with that.
Iida what are you doing here? O-O"
:3 Awwww i get emotional easily too
"Do you want to be the little spoon or big spoon?"
_"Big spoon."_
"I think I'll be the big spoon.'
_"FINALLY"_
3:23 The way you said "Tiny", im gonna screech its too cute
"That's weird finally sitting together in one bed"
That hits differently now
His voice is soooo calming and lovely.
*i feel so single.*
You love them after only 3 weeks? Lol
Cardlin: your eyes look beautiful
Me: *crosses eyes* *burps*
this is so cute!
it is
Him: you look so beautiful
Me:aww I'm blushing
"Why do your lips taste like candy?"
Cause I'm a snack ÒwÓ
aa, thank you~ Im super duper sick so this is exactly what I needed
"I looooove chocolate"
*HISSSSSSSS* THE CHOCOLATE IS MINEEEEEEEE