Homophobic means literally afraid of Homosexuals. Most of the people you assign that word to aren't afraid, they just dislike them. Or maybe hate even, but not real fear.
lmao, Deadpool just would fuck anything and Colossus is just sick of him killing, so he just like, stands there and gives no fucks because at least Deadpool isn't killing anyone.
Some guy made a four eyes joke to my friend, and the guy had acne. So i said "I'm not gonna say what i want to say", and he said what, you gonna call me pepperoni face, I've heard it all...... then i said "You're face looks like a bed of Gonorrhea." And he just went silent, now we're all friends.
When they come up to you look away and after a while say “oh crap where you talking to me” he is gonna say yea say “who are you?” Repeat it eventually say “I have no clue who you are” That’s a good one don’t say this part now I’m gonna explain it means you are to cool to know who he is lol😅❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
4:00 bro really went ahead and said it. then again it would have created a new timeline where h#tler didnt exist, and would not affect the original timeline
I love how in the new movie, they kinda made a pan reference He was calling worvaween by she/her pronouns and this said “sorry, I’m gender blind” Like am I the only one who noticed?
Deadpool is the funniest anti-hero of all time. He is stupid in a funny way. The world needs more people like him. The dumb things that he says makes me laugh. Like when Deadpool said stupid things about David Beckham.
if I had a nickle for every time Deadpool had more chemistry with a guy with varying amounts of metal in his body than his literal girlfriend in any of his movies I'd have three nickles... which isn't a lot but it cant be a coincidence that it's happened all three times, right?
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Guys weed was the only thing I could think of then pls spare me 😭
Ps: Colossus and Deadpool forever!!
The best couple
They prob wont let u bc u js said f*cking instead of the real word 😂
I literally went searching for Deadpool/Colossus fanfics and found NONE ☠️
😂
@@stasiasd485💀
Best Deadpool lines:
"I'M MARVEL JESUS YOU DULL CREA-"
"Why was thor crying?!"
Until I saw Deadpool 2 and Deadpool and Wolverine I didn't know Wade Wilson/Deadpool believed in God and Jesus.
1st one was an avengers refrence
I LOVE HOW HE BREAKS THE FOURTH WALL SO MUCH. ITS HILARIOUS. DEADPOOL IS MY FAVORITE
There is a theory that Deadpool can't break the 4th wall but he is so insane that he thinks he can.
Same!
It took me 15 minutes of watching clips to make Deadpool my favorite character in all of fiction.
ikr
wolverine is the best
same!!!
that aint weed, that, there my friend ... is Cocaine
I’m sorry WHAT😭😭
@@I_am_asian_lol 1:26
Right how do you mistake that for weed lmaoo
@@MxSae IN RUSSIA, DRUG IS DRUG ☠
I love how zesty he is😭 ryan renolyds fits him so well😭✋
The fact that my dad was watching this in the living room makes me laugh 😭
Omg!?😭😭
Deadpool is just my favorite marvel character ever,
7:12 THE KISS IM DYING
7:53 nah it's okay i ship it too (dear poolverine shippers, i also believe deadpool has two hands and should use them, pls don't hurt me 😌)
deadpool x everyone is the true ship here, no policing needed
Spideypool rotting in comic hell:
Correction, can and WILL use them
I don’t ship, but I do respect it😂❤
Burning in Hell with this one.
6:04 Lmao!!! Had me dying the whole same time Lmao!!!! ❤
Why did deadpool go down? Did he drop his keys?
@ uhh…
Lmao
The fact some homophobics use deadpool as their pfp tryna look badass not knowing that this dude is canonly pansexual is just so funny to me
It’s mainly due to him being so insane he doesn’t have any consistency in his brain to the point he’s constantly changing sexuality’s
Ikr like who's gonna tell them? 💀
My mother refuses to believe hes pan lol
@@Montymasonsmyth3626 LOL
Homophobic means literally afraid of Homosexuals. Most of the people you assign that word to aren't afraid, they just dislike them. Or maybe hate even, but not real fear.
0:29 nahhhh bro traumatized that damn lil girl
Edit: OMG 17 LIKES THATS THE MOSY IVE EVER GOTTEN
Havent watched the movie (Parents dont like it) but I dont know why they wouldnt let me it's f*cking hilarious!
Same
Its literally an 18
noo plsss dont watch these spoilers wait to watch the movies it’s so good 😭
Same
I already watched all 3 dead pool movies. I would watch them again. U should watch it
*sniffs guns,* "ahhhhhh, im gonna touch myself tonight" got me rolling like a burrito
"My schtomach is ROLLING after eating that onion and rotten garlic" ahhhh comment
"Then Who's Kitty Litter Did I Just Shit In???" He destroyed that guy with that one line 😂😂😂😂
lmao, Deadpool just would fuck anything and Colossus is just sick of him killing, so he just like, stands there and gives no fucks because at least Deadpool isn't killing anyone.
“Pinky pie from my little pony” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao 🤣
THE OPENING💀💀
6:12 I can’t😭😭😭
Deadpool: breaks every bone he has
Also deadpool: ow that hurt
Me: Slay queeeeen
My parents won't let me watch deadpool but this shit is funny and I love the man sm
Hearing him talk is therapy to me😭
“It was nice for me”💀 I’m wheezing
The openings to all of them crack me the fck up.For example “In association with : I don’t understand.”
Some guy made a four eyes joke to my friend, and the guy had acne. So i said "I'm not gonna say what i want to say", and he said what, you gonna call me pepperoni face, I've heard it all...... then i said "You're face looks like a bed of Gonorrhea." And he just went silent, now we're all friends.
Deadpool as a character is how I want to write my own OC’s. 😂
The intro 😭
who dosent love this guy?
Dead pool has always been my Favourite character 😭
1:16 he started counting in Spanish on this part for me, but this is funny to tho >:3
when he said minneapolis i was kinda scared cause i live there
Deadpool + Wolverine = Deadpoolverine
Finally, someone who also ship Colossus and deadpool together😔
0:05 too relatable- I MEAN-
my lungs cannot take any more 😭🤣💀
Now I see why my parents won't let me watch 😂
I don't like watching deadpool films because deadpool isn't on the screen every second but he is here
NOT THE MINNESOTA REFERENCE MY HOME TOWN
"Secret sex lips" will never be said again by anyone but deadpool
The way bro started tweaking💀 6:28
0:01 Boys during puberty be like:
1:30 I don't think that's weed...
The sparkle sound affect wasn't even added 😭😭
Ya it's cocane ✨️
“Pump the hate breaks Fox and friends! I’m just surprised anyone would date you especially Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony.”
*I’M WHEEZING!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:13 OMG MLP REFRENCES??!/1?!?!??!/!??!?!/!?!
Yessss fandom arise!!!
Captain delicious pants. I'm so evil for laughing about the traumatized kids
I feel like a teenage girl 😂
Ryan Reynolds is the best and perfect for Deadpool
My fav marvel hero EVER ❤😂
Fun fact: Polvarine is a real word.
What does it mean? 😭
@ the most prevalent definition: ash used in glassmaking.
@jeremytung1632 Oml that's awesome ✋️😭 thank you
0:20 I don't remember this part. Which movie was it
This was in Once upon a deadpool
Which this is pretty much a PG-13 version of Deadpool 2
Deadpool 2, after his wife dies and he tries to kill himself(but fails)
Deadpool would be perfect for vaught industries
He'd make Honelander go even more insane than he already is... 💀
Subbed Bc of this vif
Vid
When they come up to you look away and after a while say “oh crap where you talking to me” he is gonna say yea say “who are you?” Repeat it eventually say “I have no clue who you are” That’s a good one don’t say this part now I’m gonna explain it means you are to cool to know who he is lol😅❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Belive me or not, I watched Deadpool when I was around 10 (marvel phase) and I am genuenly suprised at how many jokes I'd missed
Broo she got roasted 1:41
Not pinky pie from my little pony 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Successfully made my dad feel old by acting as though the suiting up scene in the newest one was normal now so he didn't think I'm gay.
I AM like 75% gay but only 25% gay in the way he thought.
Based pfp
POOR Colossus...worst babysitting gig ever.
...and it doesn't even pay.
He's not inappropriate....he's just CONSTANTLY HORNY. or high
1st clip so real
He's not obsessed with weed-- its cocaine
5:56 pov: I live close to Minneapolis like less than 3 hours away
I live IN Minneapolis wtf is he talking about ☹️😭
IM CLOSER
4:00
bro really went ahead and said it. then again it would have created a new timeline where h#tler didnt exist, and would not affect the original timeline
4:01 👁️👄👁️
I was laughing so hard, "shi* did I leave the stove on?"
1:43 this goes wild
3:26 I love how his shirt can't go all the way down
The booty gotta be shown
Same
the thumbnail got me
I love how in the new movie, they kinda made a pan reference
He was calling worvaween by she/her pronouns and this said “sorry, I’m gender blind”
Like am I the only one who noticed?
Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes I LOVE IT SO MUCHHH
Deadpool is the funniest anti-hero of all time. He is stupid in a funny way. The world needs more people like him. The dumb things that he says makes me laugh. Like when Deadpool said stupid things about David Beckham.
babes that not.. that not the magical plant.... that's uh.. that's some snow.
NAH IDGAF COLOSSUS AND DEADPOOL FOREVER
He's so funny sometimes
Live laugh love wade
i didnt realise how much cablepool is then poolverine and im scared for it as a poolverine shipper
6:06 i- wow.
also................... GYATT
I fucking love Deadpool oh my god
3:14 aww so cute 😊
3:20 aww so cute NAHH WTF 💀
1:34 oh my god
If there is any super”hero” I would want to meet if I could travel to a universe where they are real, I would meet deadpool, he is so funny XD
I’m not allowed to watch this despite my age because my parents find it awkward but this is FUNNY
My god I was lmfao
He just like me fr man
🖤❤🖤❤
Me right now “🏳️🌈GAY PANIC🏳️🌈”
disgusting
@jnrubysfavdawg what
Contrary to the last clip, Im convinced Colossus and Deadpool are in love now actually
0:22 MY favorite Deadpool funny moment
6:02 ...
6:10 100% not bi he is gay
WHAT THE SCALLOP
if I had a nickle for every time Deadpool had more chemistry with a guy with varying amounts of metal in his body than his literal girlfriend in any of his movies I'd have three nickles... which isn't a lot but it cant be a coincidence that it's happened all three times, right?
Actually in my opinion deadpool and spiderman should be togheter bc in the comic they are canon.
'BOO!'
"Or justin beiber dies"
Me:bellsnickel!!!
I just noticed Karl Marx in the back ground lmao
1:34 sorry to break it to u but that aint weed 💀
Hilarious!
3:31 RICKY BAKER
6:05 BRO WTF
He was onto something...
*gay panic*