Disgraceful Irish ice-cream tier list

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  • @berbold
    @berbold 4 місяці тому +107

    Garron has the terrible burden of expertise. Heavy lies the crown..

  • @Impbrush
    @Impbrush 4 місяці тому +70

    I am disgusted twisters weren't even given consideration of a placement. A truly beautiful piece of ice-cream architecture, a spinny lovely treat that I can happily deep throat for a nice time.

    • @partially_discombobulated9818
      @partially_discombobulated9818 4 місяці тому +4

      He did a short of a facrory producing twister copies and he was so disgusted with the process in sliding the ice creams and putting the sticks in (or not, or sideways) that I'm sure it's still just a very traumatic thing to discuss for him 😂

    • @liamo6889
      @liamo6889 4 місяці тому

      Twisters not even mentioned
      This country is gon to the dogs
      Probably made by some d4 head that works for rte or in radio and talks like the English

  • @Electromash92
    @Electromash92 4 місяці тому +122

    A moment of silence for wibbly wobbly wonders

    • @pburke5274
      @pburke5274 4 місяці тому +3

      Sadly missed.

    • @BrettonianKnight
      @BrettonianKnight 4 місяці тому +9

      Lads I have recently learnt that aldi still stocks the knock off ones!

    • @mmcmiddlechild
      @mmcmiddlechild 4 місяці тому +6

      Wibbly wobbly wonders are the apex ‘ice cream on a stick’

    • @rosegolding925
      @rosegolding925 4 місяці тому +1

      ❤🫶❤

    • @partially_discombobulated9818
      @partially_discombobulated9818 4 місяці тому +2

      Does anyone remember that wibbly wobbly wonders had nuts on the chocolate bit?

  • @Johnstonesbones
    @Johnstonesbones 4 місяці тому +25

    They're just trying to provoke you Garron! Stay delicious and they'll melt away faster than the ice creams.

  • @lost_boy
    @lost_boy 4 місяці тому +51

    I think everyone posting a tier list of any kind, food or otherwise, should run it past Garron first. The man knows what he's talking about.

  • @farplaine
    @farplaine 4 місяці тому +18

    I believe we’re all forgetting about the humble classic choc ice. Whose childhood wasn’t made better for the mere existence of that delicious creation?!
    Magnums all well and good, but it’s not the same

    • @stephenw1799
      @stephenw1799 4 місяці тому +1

      They were better in the 80's. Then they got watered down ice cream and the scabbed on the thin layer of choc. The Lidl magnum is a very close copy.

    • @Ronnie7editzz
      @Ronnie7editzz 2 місяці тому

      I think magnums are better tbh especially the Carmel gold ones

  • @JoanWhack
    @JoanWhack 3 місяці тому +5

    Feast has been reduced to cardboard at this point. That chocolate block used to break teeth, and now it’s a shadow of its former self

  • @hangableautobulbbot
    @hangableautobulbbot 4 місяці тому +16

    I was nervous about the iceberger when I saw it up there but you came right through on that count. King of the icecreams!

  • @aking-plums6985
    @aking-plums6985 4 місяці тому +25

    How can you have an ice cream tier without Funny Feet?
    Stay delicious Garron =)

    • @kevinkeating4109
      @kevinkeating4109 3 місяці тому +2

      was it not called the freaky foot?

    • @aking-plums6985
      @aking-plums6985 3 місяці тому +1

      @@kevinkeating4109 Hi mate, I think that Walls have made both Funny Feet and Freaky Foot. The Funny Feet is just a strawberry flavoured ice cream whilst Freaky Foot was a strawberry, Vanilla combo with a chocolate big toe. The Freaky Foot also had a snazzy pattern.
      It has to be said that the Freaky Foot is also a great choice. =)

  • @jennycoyle8204
    @jennycoyle8204 4 місяці тому +14

    I’d love a 1980’s sized brunch right now, and how dare they leave out twisters and wibbly wobbly wonders

    • @brilafable
      @brilafable 3 місяці тому

      Yup, both lovely and deserving of the premier league

  • @Ttanya.thereugo
    @Ttanya.thereugo 4 місяці тому +7

    Got a feast icecream last week and they've gone shite. U can't even find the choc slab that used to be inside the icecream. Love a Snickers icecream. I do agree with U bout iceburger 😂

  • @DaylanTheAngrySauerkraut
    @DaylanTheAngrySauerkraut 4 місяці тому +6

    Magnum Almond is the foundation of my existence.

  • @Chris-Top-HerB
    @Chris-Top-HerB 4 місяці тому +5

    I've only been watching this very funny fecker for a little while, and I'm absolutely delighted to have scored a couple of tickets for the Cypress Ave gig in August.
    Coincidentally, if my son and Garron stood next to each other, you'd be convinced they were brothers.
    🇬🇧 A Brit in West Cork 🇮🇪

  • @mariaarcher1686
    @mariaarcher1686 4 місяці тому +10

    Iceburger is the overlord - RIP Maxibon...WHY are ice-pops included?? Deeply confused and offended

  • @Dreyno
    @Dreyno 4 місяці тому +2

    The real travesty is that the Wibbly Wobbly Wonder no longer exists to take its rightful place at the pinnacle.

  • @rolymiller
    @rolymiller 4 місяці тому +2

    100% with you on the Almond Magnum, it's like HB don't know their own product or their marketing is trolling which would be next level & you've got to respect that!

  • @LisaLoves
    @LisaLoves 4 місяці тому +4

    You said every damn thing I was thinking!
    For me though Feast is the tippiest of top tiers. But remember when there used to be a massive chunky bit of chocolate inside??? Wtfs up with that!?

  • @iankennedy5358
    @iankennedy5358 4 місяці тому +11

    Where is fat frog?

  • @chriskieta8725
    @chriskieta8725 3 місяці тому +1

    As if we didn't already know Garron was a man of impeccable taste, here he comes with the absolute correct Magnum Almond take. The platonic ideal of an ice cream bar on a stick.

  • @CannabrannaLammer
    @CannabrannaLammer 3 місяці тому +2

    I had 5 mini Callipo's last night and i sat like a reprobate blowing them with my hair drier to make them more palatable.

  • @Galwaybhoy
    @Galwaybhoy 4 місяці тому +5

    Im with the Wibbly Wobbly Wonder crew. It should be at the top.
    Also either Aldi/Lidl do a similar product to it and its so good

    • @fyrefli4109
      @fyrefli4109 4 місяці тому +1

      Lidl also do their own take on the Maxibon, and they are lovely!
      (Available in Vanilla or Neapolitan. I have not been paid for this promotion.)

  • @jquill6
    @jquill6 4 місяці тому +10

    Does anyone remember mint feast, they were gorgeous, can’t beat that mint/chocolate combo

  • @KingdomCome811
    @KingdomCome811 4 місяці тому +3

    A feast from back in the day would be near the top. But the smidge of plastic they call chocolate in the middle these days gets it rightly relegated to the basement.

  • @DavidGillespie-m1w
    @DavidGillespie-m1w 3 місяці тому +3

    Where the absolute feck is the wibbely wobble Wonder..not a mention . And while gone the fat frog deserves a historical mention also, delicious. But i agreed with everything you said ..👍😃

  • @Betty_blue1967
    @Betty_blue1967 Місяць тому +2

    Bring back wibbly wobbly wonders!

  • @SynomDroni
    @SynomDroni 4 місяці тому +6

    Every time I have to pay for one I scream! Either everything in the universe including myself is expanding, or I scream is contracting. I could just as well stick 2€ coins in the freezer and suck on them.

    • @lovelylemonfactory
      @lovelylemonfactory 4 місяці тому +1

      Sticking coins in the freezer isn't bad. Don't knock it till you try it.

  • @suziemccormack1432
    @suziemccormack1432 4 місяці тому +2

    The humble Patsy Pop was the best ice pop. It has disappeared down the memory hole but I won't forget you PP. Fat frogs had a nice apple flavour and the strawberry hand whose name escapes me was pretty tasty. Golden age of iced confections was defo the eighties.

  • @Llulaaa
    @Llulaaa 3 місяці тому

    It just seems unlikely to me that anyone could possibly make this here ice cream hierarchical chart the funniest ish I’ve heard in a while-but then you just went and did it 🤣🤣

  • @Yourlocaltrashgoblin
    @Yourlocaltrashgoblin 3 місяці тому +1

    We have all these ice creams in America, but I have never heard them called these things and it’s so interesting to realize how weird ice cream names are (no matter where you are)

  • @susansheehan431
    @susansheehan431 3 місяці тому

    I respect your passionate energy that you brought to this clearly pressing debate Garron.

  • @MrCornbread79
    @MrCornbread79 4 місяці тому +1

    How could they forgot the wibbly wobbly wonder and the supersplit surely deserves a mention.

  • @Blondie101010100
    @Blondie101010100 4 місяці тому +14

    I miss Wibbly Wobbly Wonder.

    • @kevinhegney3813
      @kevinhegney3813 4 місяці тому +1

      That’s a old school ice pop delish do they even make them anymore haven’t seen them

    • @piggyinthemiddle
      @piggyinthemiddle 4 місяці тому +2

      Anything with the name "wibbly wobbly" should instantly be promoted to top spot.

    • @Blondie101010100
      @Blondie101010100 4 місяці тому +2

      @@kevinhegney3813 They stopped making them a few years ago. Nothing like them, they were the best 👏

    • @N1Gaming
      @N1Gaming 4 місяці тому +1

      Aldi have a knock off version called Jiggly Pops, the ice cream is the wrong way around but it's close enough, I recommend it!

    • @kevinhegney3813
      @kevinhegney3813 4 місяці тому

      @@N1Gaming cool if I see them I will check en out

  • @pixiwix
    @pixiwix 4 місяці тому +1

    The genuine distress in your voice is palpable. My heart breaks for you.

  • @phanthelia
    @phanthelia 4 місяці тому +1

    This video spoke to me on a spiritual level, it also spoke to my dairy allergy, but mostly to me

  • @obsidianzarok2361
    @obsidianzarok2361 4 місяці тому +3

    I miss the big foot ice cream where the big toe was covered in chocolate.

  • @user-jn5ux1ct4r
    @user-jn5ux1ct4r 3 місяці тому +1

    The man has definite opinions about his ice cream whereas I just stuff it in my gob without a thought. 😭

  • @baz3338
    @baz3338 29 днів тому

    Spot on assessment of that, what happened to the magnum cone, that was the dogs bollocks

  • @OShea6000
    @OShea6000 4 місяці тому +1

    I think I remember a Dracula ice cream, stained your mouth black so your parents knew you had eaten before lunch. Bit o' dark red jelly underneath as well, yum.

  • @alliedatheistalliance6776
    @alliedatheistalliance6776 2 місяці тому

    Biscuit is a seasoning. I learnt something valuable today

  • @ZenileGamer
    @ZenileGamer 4 місяці тому +1

    The Magnum Millionaire ice cream is hands down the best one

  • @DestroyTeamAvolition
    @DestroyTeamAvolition 4 місяці тому

    This lad is getting notions now? Happy birthday Garron

  • @rozpower2474
    @rozpower2474 3 місяці тому

    I can remember Dracula's dark secret happy days 😂

  • @HOUSEDOMEFUNKofficial
    @HOUSEDOMEFUNKofficial 4 місяці тому

    Righteous brother... Givver, lad

  • @piggyinthemiddle
    @piggyinthemiddle 4 місяці тому

    It's a topsy- turvey world we're living in Garron. Glad to see you're keeping it straight.

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 2 місяці тому

    100% agree with Garron on this list. Iceberger for the crown.

  • @irishav2507
    @irishav2507 3 місяці тому

    Absolutely love loop da loops!!

  • @mmcmiddlechild
    @mmcmiddlechild 4 місяці тому

    You need to include a category of ‘which ice creams can be enjoyed with a cappuccino!’ Feast for the top spot there, lovely combo! Mars, magnum, iceberger…all satisfactory. All others would be a très dodgy combo with à cappuccino. In a pinch you could pair a Cappuccino with a brunch, but only if it keeps the full biscuit coating!

  • @H-nx8wr
    @H-nx8wr 4 місяці тому

    That was brilliant, Garron!

  • @cryptoqueenie2634
    @cryptoqueenie2634 3 місяці тому

    😂 JR ice lolly was my favourite

  • @dundermifflinity
    @dundermifflinity 3 місяці тому

    Spot on about the Magnum Almond

  • @carmelswords
    @carmelswords 4 місяці тому

    I love this
    I agree with all u said except brunch , hate them !😂

  • @declandowling5496
    @declandowling5496 3 місяці тому

    I could listen this man talk about ice cream for hours, Hes right the iceberger is the top spot

  • @mitchlad666
    @mitchlad666 4 місяці тому

    This man speaks from my soul

  • @charlieaar2605
    @charlieaar2605 3 місяці тому +2

    Basically there’s no icream out there that’s bottom row because all ice cream is good 😂

  • @ScallopHolden
    @ScallopHolden 4 місяці тому +1

    1:52 just keep the bar in the wrapper while you eat it.

  • @joeybell90
    @joeybell90 4 місяці тому +15

    Am I dreaming or was their an ice cream called a golly bar. With a deeply disturbing mascot. 🫣

    • @fyrefli4109
      @fyrefli4109 4 місяці тому +2

      There was, and still is, but again are fairly difficult to get a hold of! They are now called Giant Bar (for obvious reasons!).

    • @partially_discombobulated9818
      @partially_discombobulated9818 4 місяці тому +1

      Yup in a light blue wrapper with errrrr. . . little racist characters all over it 👀

    • @joeybell90
      @joeybell90 4 місяці тому +2

      @@partially_discombobulated9818 tried explaining it to my kid today. Their head nearly exploded. Ireland in the 80s was still a backward place.

    • @partially_discombobulated9818
      @partially_discombobulated9818 4 місяці тому +2

      @@joeybell90 it was still a product in the 90s , I went down the HB advertising rabbit hole.
      I still miss far frogs the most. 😂

    • @sludger91
      @sludger91 4 місяці тому

      It was a lump of vanilla ice cream and was good at that.

  • @Thanksphils
    @Thanksphils 4 місяці тому +3

    Was Mint Feast a thing or am I having fake memories

    • @fyrefli4109
      @fyrefli4109 4 місяці тому

      No. They were, and still are. They are just ridiculously difficult to purchase in a multipack.
      I love a bit of mint chocolate! To me the original Feast, while still a superior contender, was never a patch on them. They are still available, but I have only ever seen them sold by our local ice cream man and, frankly, I refuse to take a second mortgage out just for the taste of one. Sad times ...

  • @JoeOMalley-py8wq
    @JoeOMalley-py8wq 3 місяці тому +1

    What happened to the auld Choc Ice ?

  • @MrCassman24
    @MrCassman24 4 місяці тому +2

    Where's the wibbly wobbly wonder.

  • @Carcal12
    @Carcal12 4 місяці тому +1

    Please make your own ice cream tier list

  • @SandyCOfficial
    @SandyCOfficial 4 місяці тому

    Thankyou for last night
    You were brilliant 😉

  • @sandyb1464
    @sandyb1464 4 місяці тому +1

    Can't beat 99 ☘️💚

  • @sobbingxweb
    @sobbingxweb 4 місяці тому

    I always used to bite the bottom of a calipo to get them out! 😂 like start chewing on the bottom till there’s a lil bit of slushy mixture at the bottom and you can then push it up

  • @Jon6429
    @Jon6429 2 місяці тому

    Can we have a moments silence for the dayglow orange ice cream of the seventies that would stain skin for days

  • @bennycallinan3617
    @bennycallinan3617 4 місяці тому +3

    What about the foot icecream....how appealing that was to eat

    • @oneill765
      @oneill765 4 місяці тому

      If one had a foot fetish perhaps

  • @frisbeetarian34
    @frisbeetarian34 4 місяці тому +2

    I was gonna square up to ya if you bad mouthed the humble Brunch.
    Fair critique.

  • @NoelleCawley
    @NoelleCawley 4 місяці тому +1

    Does anybody remember Fizz Fizz Fizz Bangs, a white lemonade lolly with lovely sorbet in the middle?

  • @CharlieGreene24242
    @CharlieGreene24242 4 місяці тому

    I absolutely agree that iceberger should be at the TOP

  • @TaraTiaraBell
    @TaraTiaraBell 4 місяці тому

    I love me a tangle twister

  • @disdroid
    @disdroid 4 місяці тому

    Calypo can come flying out at you, if you squeeze too hard.

  • @reehanataj2208
    @reehanataj2208 4 місяці тому

    1.Magnum Almond
    2.Solero Mango
    3. KULFI almond and pistachio
    4.Raspberry Ripple Screwball
    5.Strawberry Split
    6.Twister
    7.Cornetto

  • @howie2084
    @howie2084 4 місяці тому

    Now I want a fuckin ice cream thanks 😂

  • @ihavespoken4555
    @ihavespoken4555 3 місяці тому

    Why is the plain Cornetto there?! Where's the mint? Jaysus that was a stunning ice cream 😋

  • @janieheroux-chalifoux1470
    @janieheroux-chalifoux1470 3 місяці тому

    Loved this 😂 ❤️🇨🇦

  • @scarletred8888
    @scarletred8888 2 місяці тому

    I don’t know what’s in a Feast but I could never get the stains it left off my kids clothing !

  • @kathleenbyrne4108
    @kathleenbyrne4108 4 місяці тому +1

    Anybody remember the fat frog I miss them so much

  • @francesbaldwin2526
    @francesbaldwin2526 2 місяці тому

    In the late sixties i was hitchhiking in ireland. I had walked for miles not realizing that "up the road and round the corner" meant from a few yards to many Miles. So after a particularly long walk i saw am ice cream van to my delight. Only in ireland...it was buttermilk lce cream. 😢😢😢😢

  • @youngboru7903
    @youngboru7903 4 місяці тому

    No fat frogs? Or tangle twisters? WTF!???

  • @dodgenosurfchannel
    @dodgenosurfchannel 4 місяці тому +2

    Solero is S Tier.

  • @bernardsplendid153
    @bernardsplendid153 23 дні тому

    Has the Super split been decommissioned

  • @charliebarrin3681
    @charliebarrin3681 4 місяці тому

    Sadly I’m allergic to dairy. So a calypso it is for me. Don’t feel sorry for me calypso’s bring back good memories for me. I ate my first on holiday in Portugal.

  • @TheGuyThatAskedd
    @TheGuyThatAskedd Місяць тому

    Garrons version is definitely 10/10

  • @stephenbride1308
    @stephenbride1308 3 місяці тому

    Finally someone talking common sense

  • @mariannetfinches
    @mariannetfinches 2 дні тому

    I'd also like to complain about the stickiness of the first part of the calippo. A thick, syrupy goo is not what I want on the only hot day of the year

  • @pillowpian
    @pillowpian 4 місяці тому

    Mars and Mr. freeze out for a tangle twister & wobbly wobbly wonder. Then we can talk about placement

  • @nadiablack4797
    @nadiablack4797 4 місяці тому

    Feast should be number 1 end of story, followed by a twister a snickers and ice pops and thats it

    • @gerardsavage1145
      @gerardsavage1145 4 місяці тому +1

      Mint feasts were even better. A sad loss...

  • @liberallioness4335
    @liberallioness4335 2 місяці тому

    I've only heard of the magnum😂

  • @N1Gaming
    @N1Gaming 4 місяці тому

    There are way too many variations of Magnums. And what happened to the Twister multipacks? I only see Mini Twister multipacks in shops and they're not the same thing, different flavour.

  • @Ccamero123
    @Ccamero123 3 місяці тому

    We buy Mr. Freezes for our kids in Canada when we don’t care about all the dyes and fructose.

  • @maoilscheachlainn
    @maoilscheachlainn 4 місяці тому

    The Magnum Almond is Champions League level stuff. A Feast, a Calipo, and a Magnum Classic have no business gettin involved here. It's 2024. We have the likes of the Maltesers Ice Cream to contend with these days - the Crunchie Ice Cream, which is a fucking tour de force. That new Magnum Billionaire Caramel one is right up there as well... A Calipo, like? Gwan

  • @brilafable
    @brilafable 3 місяці тому

    Are we just going to pretent that wibbly wobbly wonders don't exist?

  • @phil8528
    @phil8528 3 місяці тому

    No inclusion of twister means the whole list is voided.

  • @jolo7173
    @jolo7173 4 місяці тому

    Gently seasoned with biscuit 😅

  • @smalls6821
    @smalls6821 4 місяці тому

    Maybe it's one of those pyramids that is reversed. Most ppl enjoy the bottom and less ppl enjoy each tier going up afterwards? Fuck idk lol I'm just tryin to make sense of the chaos 🤣🤣🤣

  • @decdecspratt
    @decdecspratt 4 місяці тому

    Where the fuck are the twisters? A creamy lime and strawberry sensation you'd have to be mental not to love.

  • @efa666
    @efa666 4 місяці тому

    Did ya ever smash up a Calippo and use it as ice for a glass of Club Orange? Peak notions, way too sugary, but I'd do it again.

  • @sillyfatmoocow
    @sillyfatmoocow 4 місяці тому

    I always take the callipo out and turn it upside down and put it back in
    It’s so much better going from the bottom first

  • @francesbaldwin2526
    @francesbaldwin2526 14 днів тому

    Come on garron now that you are becoming a big star as well as delicious get healthy. We want you around for a long time.

  • @timotheatae
    @timotheatae 4 місяці тому

    King Cone deserves a spot wirh the Cornetto

  • @partially_discombobulated9818
    @partially_discombobulated9818 4 місяці тому

    I miss JRs , orange and blackcurrant.... The blackcurrent was rippled through the orange.. ir was supposed to represent JRs blood after he got shot, that was the gossip anyway 😂