TRIGGERING all 32 NFL FANBASES in ONE VIDEO - 2019 EDITION

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  • @beknown63
    @beknown63 5 років тому +2540

    Last time I was this early Antonio Brown was a Raider

    • @bryce975
      @bryce975 5 років тому +3

      Bkfootball wasn't very long ago

    • @cordalepigrum4501
      @cordalepigrum4501 5 років тому +8

      Huh? AB was a raider? Is this dejá vu?

    • @ChalupaChups
      @ChalupaChups 5 років тому +10

      Last time i was early, he was a bill

    • @d_rog7
      @d_rog7 5 років тому +2

      Voltexx VG r/woooosh

    • @Leamax33
      @Leamax33 5 років тому +1

      Last time I was this early, AB was still a Steeler

  • @stevefromlatvia79
    @stevefromlatvia79 5 років тому +751

    **AB gets released by Raiders**
    Patriots: it's free real estate

    • @klainez
      @klainez 5 років тому +1

      Steve fromLatvia dead meme

    • @Nick-ij9up
      @Nick-ij9up 5 років тому +1

      @@klainez still seemed pretty funny.

    • @hiTCAM00
      @hiTCAM00 5 років тому

      The King they were true though there were text messages about it

    • @RubyPF
      @RubyPF 5 років тому

      Ironic pats let em go too

    • @thecritic3959
      @thecritic3959 5 років тому

      *AB Gets Dropped from the NFL*
      College Football: It’s free real estate.

  • @Recovery305
    @Recovery305 5 років тому +3297

    >Antonio Brown signed with the Pats.
    Boom.
    Triggered 31 out of the 32 fanbases.
    Edit: Wow you guys are so clever.

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 років тому +16

      Good one

    • @alonwigodsky5912
      @alonwigodsky5912 5 років тому +79

      Nah 32

    • @joenobody571
      @joenobody571 5 років тому +8

      Hold his beer 🍺

    • @Flamingbro69
      @Flamingbro69 5 років тому +18

      I’m just hoping that this ends up turning into the NFL version of Demarcus Cousins going to the Warriors

    • @rbashraf9121
      @rbashraf9121 5 років тому +1

      At least i am not triggered.

  • @cutetoes6771
    @cutetoes6771 5 років тому +248

    you forgot for the seahawks "we want the want the ball we're gonna score"

    • @mcfrickenwatcher195
      @mcfrickenwatcher195 4 роки тому +13

      i mean he did score, just not the way he thought

    • @rmarmstrong4
      @rmarmstrong4 4 роки тому

      Ngl I was expecting a goal-line joke

    • @Icysnipe
      @Icysnipe 4 роки тому +2

      Seahawks my favorite team but there pretty stupid sometimes

  • @buddahthebaptist5767
    @buddahthebaptist5767 4 роки тому +455

    Those comments on Andy Reid and Lamar Jackson aged like fine wine

    • @rangerbobox1915
      @rangerbobox1915 4 роки тому +4

      The French wine too!

    • @chuckyjamesamartin1968
      @chuckyjamesamartin1968 4 роки тому +10

      Lamar's aged very well. Reid, well, he had Shanahan go full Reid. If you don't understand the reference, go watch Urinating Tree

    • @jesseknight7751
      @jesseknight7751 4 роки тому +1

      Yep agreed

    • @drboneman
      @drboneman 4 роки тому +10

      @@chuckyjamesamartin1968 36 passing touchdowns. Not a ravens fan but if someone who throws 36 touchdowns can’t throw then that means 90% of qbs can’t

    • @willyson6145
      @willyson6145 4 роки тому

      And Myles Jack

  • @svge_wack2250
    @svge_wack2250 5 років тому +1190

    Start of video: 2:03
    Texans: 2:18
    Titans: 2:40
    Jaguars: 3:12
    Colts: 3:53
    Panthers: 4:34
    Bucaneers: 5:05
    Falcons: 5:37
    Saints: 6:05
    Browns: 6:36
    Ravens: 7:17
    Bengals: 7:51
    Steelers: 8:28
    Bears: 9:11
    Vikings: 9:41
    Packers: 10:00
    Lions: 10:29
    Chiefs: 10:58
    Chargers: 11:31
    Broncos: 12:00
    Raiders: 12:31
    Rams: 13:38
    Seahawks: 14:09
    49ers: 14:47
    Cardinals: 15:15
    Giants: 15:43
    Cowboys: 16:13
    Redskins: 16:44
    Eagles: 17:16
    Patriots, bills, jets and dolphins: 17:50
    You’re welcome

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 5 років тому +405

    FivePoints destroys fanbases with facts and logic

    • @510faithfulforlife7
      @510faithfulforlife7 5 років тому

      Man I've seen your comments all over the place lol.

    • @yubinihernandez6545
      @yubinihernandez6545 5 років тому +5

      When did North Korea get internet access?

    • @TheManny717
      @TheManny717 5 років тому +2

      Never mind about that; let's talk about how you still work for the MLB. Please, retire.
      *I'm kidding -- I know you're not the *real* Angel Hernandez.

    • @Ram-2112
      @Ram-2112 5 років тому +1

      @@yubinihernandez6545 supreme leader invented internet access

    • @mikespongili8254
      @mikespongili8254 5 років тому

      He needs facts and logic; he doesn't have the aluminum tubes required to purify plutonium to weapons-grade... yet.

  • @vibe838
    @vibe838 5 років тому +542

    *how to trigger all 32 fanbases*
    dolphins fans: you exist

  • @Dahlyo01
    @Dahlyo01 5 років тому +267

    I'm gonna take a wild guess and say he's gonna bring up the vikings kickers
    Edit: I hate being right.

    • @mohabgalal1042
      @mohabgalal1042 5 років тому +1

      Dahlyo01 same

    • @mohabgalal1042
      @mohabgalal1042 5 років тому +4

      Well at least the brownies are leading the division cuz Steelers and bengals suck and ravens have lost like half the defense so if the brownies do good this is a playoff season for sure
      The first in more than 15 years
      But only time will tell

    • @josephculver1585
      @josephculver1585 5 років тому +1

      I figured he’d bring up the double doink

    • @RapidRaven26
      @RapidRaven26 5 років тому +1

      @@mohabgalal1042 this aged well

    • @pimaster1798
      @pimaster1798 5 років тому +1

      Dahly01, thus man must be biased to our viking scause h could have brought up sooo much more

  • @ruebentherrien3082
    @ruebentherrien3082 4 роки тому +54

    8:00 I like how he says 3-13!!! The bengals actually finished 2-14 and they are now the browns of the NFL

    • @drboneman
      @drboneman 4 роки тому +2

      Saying browns of the nfl is like saying that somethings the Michael Jordan of basketball

    • @claytonbickley1278
      @claytonbickley1278 4 роки тому +1

      @@drboneman no

    • @drboneman
      @drboneman 4 роки тому +1

      @@claytonbickley1278 fair point

    • @evanmcsweeney5662
      @evanmcsweeney5662 4 роки тому +1

      Midevil Deth Kitens And now we’re not the Browns of the NFL. Wit were still the browns.

    • @fromthehaven94
      @fromthehaven94 3 роки тому +1

      Texans and Saints, Jets and Browns: the teams the Bengals beat in each of their worst-ever seasons of 2002 and 2019. The Browns of course, had 2017.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +201

    As a Giants fan, that was a good one. The Raiders one was good too, now they're moving to Vegas because their coliseum is an ugly disaster

    • @MJForever1999
      @MJForever1999 5 років тому +1

      Facts

    • @oneofone53
      @oneofone53 5 років тому +3

      Didn’t use to be. Oakland just refused us and the A’s a new stadium

    • @carl5381
      @carl5381 5 років тому +2

      Oakland is such a low IQ, high crime ridden city they lost three pro sports franchises and nobody wants to do business there. They should just sell the city off to SF. It's a bigger failure than SF if you can believe it.

    • @NonStonerJay
      @NonStonerJay 5 років тому

      Sorry to disrespect you but HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS

    • @papi9393
      @papi9393 5 років тому

      I personally think this is a strategic move, every rich person wants to play in vegas

  • @ChalupaChups
    @ChalupaChups 5 років тому +493

    Patriots: *default dances on the NFL*

    • @minifitz4254
      @minifitz4254 5 років тому +3

      Yes we do but it's more like the orange justice

    • @martiboy6459
      @martiboy6459 5 років тому

      Patriots: Thanking the NFL for letting them cheat to be good for the first time in franchise history.

  • @a1gamer561
    @a1gamer561 5 років тому +167

    Steelers fans were liking the AB saga in Oakland only for him to most likely win a ring in New England

  • @seandaleylovesyoutube4550
    @seandaleylovesyoutube4550 5 років тому +74

    Who is here when Lamar JACKSON is the number 1 pick for MVP?

  • @garrycooper7492
    @garrycooper7492 5 років тому +136

    “Julien Edelman is a steroid abusing overrated backup quarterback”😂😂😂😂

    • @blowupabuilding1975
      @blowupabuilding1975 5 років тому +3

      This makes me very happy

    • @martiboy6459
      @martiboy6459 5 років тому +2

      same

    • @spencersmith3524
      @spencersmith3524 4 роки тому

      I mean his comments about Brady being a system QB was stupid but the rest were pretty much spot on, I can’t even deny them. 6 rings tho.

    • @nachoalvarez7171
      @nachoalvarez7171 3 роки тому

      'that is not worthy of the Hall of Fame

  • @chilidavis9894
    @chilidavis9894 5 років тому +509

    surprisingly for the Seahawks you didn’t bring up super bowl 49

    • @talmag3170
      @talmag3170 5 років тому +16

      yeet skeet it’s probably for the best

    • @Sp-ur4pm
      @Sp-ur4pm 5 років тому +45

      I was bracing myself for it but to be honest, I know I’m going to be seeing that fucking play for as long as I live anyways

    • @Officialalmate
      @Officialalmate 5 років тому +6

      That joke gets old after five seasons

    • @Tiberiusnerius
      @Tiberiusnerius 5 років тому +2

      He brought it up in the first video he did

    • @ryderfisk3450
      @ryderfisk3450 5 років тому +11

      He wants to make people mad, not suicidal

  • @swaggyp1245
    @swaggyp1245 5 років тому +176

    We have enough of that:
    Matt Millan
    Barry retiring early
    Calvin retiring early
    Winning ONE playoff game since 1960
    Charles Rodgers
    Joey Herrington

    • @swaggyp1245
      @swaggyp1245 5 років тому

      JOSHUA ASANTE how could I?

    • @tb12methodofgaming99
      @tb12methodofgaming99 5 років тому +3

      Papa Meags is part of the fan base though. If that means anything

    • @swaggyp1245
      @swaggyp1245 5 років тому

      TB12 method of gaming
      I love MMG, and even THAT doesn’t help

    • @jonahfeigelson8994
      @jonahfeigelson8994 5 років тому +2

      new patriots
      process catch
      picked up PI
      gronk threatens to retire if traded here

    • @daBEAGLE1017
      @daBEAGLE1017 5 років тому

      Being a Bears fan and knowing how great Sanders was for his career, I wish he would've got at least 1 SB trophy.
      The reason he didn't (or any other NFC North didn't) is all due to Favre being in our division.

  • @CAPodcastClown
    @CAPodcastClown 5 років тому +148

    "does the name Brian Bostick ring any bells?"
    No, it doesn't. because his name was Brandon Bostick.

    • @jeremyborman5856
      @jeremyborman5856 5 років тому +4

      i cried that day

    • @deanp1ays247
      @deanp1ays247 5 років тому +1

      Brad Bauer I like how he disses the Packers with going into the last bc they are amazing thisnyear

    • @nothend5866
      @nothend5866 5 років тому

      Brad Bauer oof

    • @BuckingBadger
      @BuckingBadger 5 років тому

      Still though *PTSD INTENSIFIES* Fuck yoi Brandon you had to play fucking hero at the worst time instead of letting Jordy get the fucking ball

    • @jaidenhull3216
      @jaidenhull3216 4 роки тому

      PiggyP1ays174 packers are worst 13-3 team of all time lol

  • @peytonwoodward8509
    @peytonwoodward8509 5 років тому +12

    Did’t know my team the saints sueded the nfl, almost every one is past the thought of the loss except the team

  • @kingbanzai9118
    @kingbanzai9118 4 роки тому +10

    "desean Jackson left you"
    Desean Jackson: I am Back home :D

  • @DarthKrellon23
    @DarthKrellon23 5 років тому +74

    My life is simple when I see a triggering video about the NFL I know my Chicago Bears are about to get thrown on the platter

    • @darealconman
      @darealconman 5 років тому +1

      3 points in the season opener

    • @daBEAGLE1017
      @daBEAGLE1017 5 років тому +1

      @@darealconman oh well, bad coaching. That's what happens when you don't start the starters in preseason. The players aren't on the same page but don't worry, they will click together and win the North. They held GB and ARod to how many points? I'm not scared being a Bear fan, not even a bit.
      Who is your team?

    • @daBEAGLE1017
      @daBEAGLE1017 5 років тому

      Ethan, we've been getting beat up as best fans since Favre became a Packer. Don't worry about haters giving us hell because we actually have one of the best teams in the NFL currently and we do have the best defense.
      I'm not worried nor should you. In 17 weeks I will comment here to say "I told you all so".
      We may not win the SB this year but will win the division.

    • @whiteshadow2379
      @whiteshadow2379 5 років тому +1

      You guys got the 3 points that you wanted

    • @brockgervan5447
      @brockgervan5447 5 років тому

      Ethan Petro it makes me upset thinking we could of had Mahoney but we’re stuck with True Biscuit

  • @jamescarlisle4023
    @jamescarlisle4023 5 років тому +71

    “Matt Patricia looks like he should be selling you essential oils and porn on VHS.”
    Dam Son.

  • @benjaminmcfadden8564
    @benjaminmcfadden8564 5 років тому +194

    *calls dak a trash can and says lamar jackson can't throw*
    Both throw for over 400 yards in week 1 😂

    • @metroplexrip4555
      @metroplexrip4555 5 років тому +1

      I THINK HE NEEDS TO LOOK AT THE NUMBERS

    • @gmaxion2001
      @gmaxion2001 4 роки тому +10

      Where are both of them this season? Oh yeah! Home. Why? Dak can't throw under pressure and Lamar's arms don't work while his ego told him that his legs could.

    • @metroplexrip4555
      @metroplexrip4555 4 роки тому +8

      @@gmaxion2001 u a bitch

    • @gmaxion2001
      @gmaxion2001 4 роки тому +3

      @@metroplexrip4555 awwww did I hurt your feelings? Which QBs nuts are you on so I'll know which one turned you into a little girl? Bruh, get your crying ass over it. Both are out of the Playoffs because with all of their skills, they weren't good enough. Don't blame the messenger. Blame the QB whose nuts you're attached to by the mouth.

    • @gimbobjenkins405
      @gimbobjenkins405 4 роки тому +2

      Dak is a trash can that the Cowboys will most likely stuff with money.

  • @criistiannn
    @criistiannn 5 років тому +7

    when he said for the saints "you need a miracle" flashbacks were clear😂

  • @sekiko7183
    @sekiko7183 5 років тому +28

    Browns Fan: I'm laughing cause it's true!

  • @tgfu_rapid130
    @tgfu_rapid130 5 років тому +79

    As a bengals fan i must say
    Thank you for the great *mercy* you have shown us

    • @ruangreyling2073
      @ruangreyling2073 5 років тому +1

      @Mr. Bear At least they have the one win now😂

    • @ruangreyling2073
      @ruangreyling2073 5 років тому

      @Mr. Bear I'm pretty sure they beat the Jets yesterday

    • @Cedwards3
      @Cedwards3 4 роки тому

      TGFU_Rapid yeah I’m a bengals fan and I thought it was going to be way worse

    • @gamcd07
      @gamcd07 4 роки тому

      Us bengals fans gotta stick together otherwise we’re the butt of every joke.
      At least we aren’t the browns.

  • @bigchillin7771
    @bigchillin7771 5 років тому +12

    Saints fan here, I definitely wasn't expectin the no-call and the Minneapolis Miracle.

  • @jacobgonet5071
    @jacobgonet5071 5 років тому +23

    Vontaze Burfict was more humble than AB on the Raiders...
    Think about that
    Edit: I was wrong

  • @islothplays3609
    @islothplays3609 5 років тому +17

    The mike tomlin thing didnt make me mad or anything I want him there ! Everyone saying fire him clearly do not know football

  • @mrrodriguezHLP
    @mrrodriguezHLP 2 роки тому +1

    Joe Namath: 170 TD 215 INT career with Jets, 50% Completion. He sucked so bad, he actually makes the argument for why Eli should be a Hall of Famer.

  • @lm_Cray
    @lm_Cray 5 років тому +42

    AB got kicked off the Raiders faster than Eli will get sacked tomorrow. As a giants fan it hurts me saying that lol.

    • @faceboxajc4493
      @faceboxajc4493 5 років тому +2

      lm_Cray he got kicked off faster than Eli becoming a Giant

    • @coachbenchedme1974
      @coachbenchedme1974 5 років тому

      He got kicked of quicker than Nathan peterman threw a pick, this is coming from a raiders fan btw

  • @peebs7556
    @peebs7556 5 років тому +45

    If you release merch it should just be the manscaped logo slapped on a t shirt

  • @yaboybruce5597
    @yaboybruce5597 5 років тому +128

    I’m a lions fan. Let me take a guess before the video. Barry and Calvin retiring early??
    Edit-boom. Called it.

    • @tobi3983
      @tobi3983 5 років тому +1

      YaboyBruce55 hmmmmmm sure

    • @Guest13579
      @Guest13579 5 років тому +6

      Or tying with the cardinals after leading the whole game Lmfaoooo

    • @sweetrocks610
      @sweetrocks610 5 років тому +3

      YaboyBruce55 ...or having the chance to control your own destiny like 3 straight seasons then not making the playoffs 3 years in a row

    • @zeek6233
      @zeek6233 5 років тому

      HE DESERVES A PIN😭😭😭

  • @maxbitters3855
    @maxbitters3855 5 років тому +7

    You're going to bring up the double doink every single NFL roast for the Bears

  • @johnnyjones3265
    @johnnyjones3265 5 років тому

    The way you laid this out was so satisfying. After seeing my team get destroyed I got to see our two rivals equally destroyed in quick succession

  • @BattleRAAD
    @BattleRAAD 5 років тому +73

    The Dolphins must have lost their playbook in the hurricane 🤦🏽‍♂️ Christ, 59-10

    • @kelseybevins1716
      @kelseybevins1716 5 років тому

      They still havent found it....

    • @Dr.ArkTard
      @Dr.ArkTard 5 років тому

      They haven't had that playbook sinse 72😂😂😂

    • @chasrr1
      @chasrr1 5 років тому

      We didn't have a hurricane🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @Dr.ArkTard
      @Dr.ArkTard 5 років тому

      @@chasrr1 Dude, baby ones count too...

    • @chasrr1
      @chasrr1 5 років тому

      @@Dr.ArkTard 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

  • @trippwraze1509
    @trippwraze1509 5 років тому +64

    Try me, I'm a falcons fan. That means I'm numb to everything.

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 років тому +6

      “Only a brick wall can stop you, it’s name is the Eagles”

    • @trippwraze1509
      @trippwraze1509 5 років тому +1

      @@silashjortsberg5702 Like if said before, there's a lot of hope for the Dawgs but we'vr just basically moved on from the Falcons. I've moved on from the NFL in general.

    • @darealconman
      @darealconman 5 років тому +2

      28-3

    • @Yeen125
      @Yeen125 5 років тому +3

      You had a promising Madden NFL cheat code QB named Michael Vick, until he thought having a dog fighting ring was a good idea.
      Also, Bobby Petrino.

    • @RealCGH
      @RealCGH 5 років тому +1

      I'm a Falcons fan as well and we gonna go 13-3💀

  • @kaminsod4077
    @kaminsod4077 5 років тому +22

    Nothing like a new round of triggering to welcome the 2019 season.

  • @lewatoaofair2522
    @lewatoaofair2522 5 років тому +8

    4:33 Wrong Panthers logo
    11:30 “San Diego” Chargers (might be meant to produce salt)

  • @holdensharpless5637
    @holdensharpless5637 4 роки тому +112

    Who's watching after the Titans beat the pats in the wildcard round

    • @elijahross8177
      @elijahross8177 4 роки тому +2

      Me

    • @zacktougas9678
      @zacktougas9678 4 роки тому +8

      Holden sharpless who’s watching after the titans hammered the ravens

    • @schedule1824
      @schedule1824 4 роки тому +3

      Z Titan who’s watching after they got hammered by the chiefs who went on to win da supabool?

    • @steelrunnagames5187
      @steelrunnagames5187 4 роки тому +4

      Who watching when the covid-19 is going down

    • @zacktougas9678
      @zacktougas9678 4 роки тому

      GOATED ON DA STICKS ? They weren’t supposed to get that far was that a surprise to you?

  • @Steven.901
    @Steven.901 5 років тому +10

    Ab gets signed with the a Patriots*
    Every 31 NFL team: aight we finna head out

  • @gageoutkast4030
    @gageoutkast4030 5 років тому +383

    I’m here after Lamar Jackson threw 5 TD’s to destroy the fins lmao

    • @gulagtime6082
      @gulagtime6082 5 років тому +26

      In the press conference, Lamar said not bad for a running back eh.

    • @sleepy8252
      @sleepy8252 5 років тому +20

      Relax... Its the dolphins

    • @pulseth3if687
      @pulseth3if687 5 років тому

      Sleepy lol

    • @snakefate9888
      @snakefate9888 5 років тому +6

      The dolphins are basically a d3 college team

    • @timlangley4640
      @timlangley4640 5 років тому +4

      I’m here after he threw for over 250 yards and ran for over 100

  • @loganschofield9904
    @loganschofield9904 5 років тому +16

    well damn, you went easy on the redskins, so as a redskins fan let me help you out. our defense was the most promising part of our team coming into the season and somehow they still let us down in typical redskins fashion by only showing up for the first half. washington knows how to play football for 2 quarters then proceeds to give up 20 point leads left and right as soon as they head into the 2nd half. the front office is so bad the fans couldnt care less about how the team does just as long as bruce allen is fired. all while being a mediocre team who has a history of destroying the legs of all franchise qbs they get (theismann, RGIII, Alex Smith)

    • @beefymcskillet5601
      @beefymcskillet5601 5 років тому +1

      Also as a redskins fan. Every time we get someone who looks promising they either A get hurt or B are completely washed up and de-synced with football. Yet we have owner buying a million dollar yacht with a movie theater on it

  • @TheEvilCheesecake
    @TheEvilCheesecake 3 роки тому +1

    I really enjoyed this video because, as someone in a real country where we play real sports, I could leave this on as light background noise while I did something else and spent 20 minutes laughing at the idea that people care enough about NFL to get any of these jokes.

  • @H0LLOW_PRIV
    @H0LLOW_PRIV 4 роки тому +1

    Don't let the Falcons blowing a 28 - 3 lead refrain you from knowing that the (Actual Good) Pro Soccer Team win a Championship in its second season. They also have a Chic-fil-a that is closed every Sunday, let that one sink in.

  • @yubinihernandez6545
    @yubinihernandez6545 5 років тому +26

    I was beating Goff, but then Five points posted.

  • @maskedthecreator1508
    @maskedthecreator1508 5 років тому +6

    Flemlo Raps: The Bengals with go 3-13. Not a chance.
    Fivepointsvids: Hold my manscaped

  • @andrewfiorini8169
    @andrewfiorini8169 5 років тому +12

    After today’s win, I’m not even mad about the ravens one. I’m glad we stole the old browns. Glad we ain’t the new ones.

  • @openlander5
    @openlander5 5 років тому +12

    When the bengals go lower then what everyone expected them to go

  • @bigtopholden
    @bigtopholden 5 років тому +11

    What About 2-14 Bengals ,The “Miami Dolphins” Are Going 4-12 A Team That was Trying to lose/0-16

  • @Crumbite.
    @Crumbite. 5 років тому +67

    You can't trigger the Pat's right now, signing AB has calmly them until the end of the season

    • @ostrich6175
      @ostrich6175 5 років тому +17

      @Soda King im one of the biggest Pat's fans ever, but I'll admit Brady could be 0-9, but he could also be 9-0. When people say we "should have lost a few" I say "yeah, and we should have won the ones we lost"
      At the end of the day when two amazing team play each other In the super, any lucky break can sway that team to barely win.

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 5 років тому +2

      @@ostrich6175 Three of your wins should be revoked. Been caught cheating those seasons. Tuck rule. Spygate. Deflategate. Patriots, when given the opportunity, will always find a way to cheat. They've been hated by NFL fans everywhere for that reason since 2001 lol.

    • @ostrich6175
      @ostrich6175 5 років тому +9

      @@kaijucifer3544 lol. Tuck rule was a thing wayyyy before the Pat's. Deflategate is and always will be a joke since the NFL doesn't know basic science, and has never penalized a team after them for having footballs below PSI regulations (which has happened a few times) and if you're talking about Spygate as in their cameras being in the wrong place, yeah, I'll admit they broke the RULES on that one. But if you mean Spygate as in taping the Rams practice before the super bowl, there has literally never been any evidence of that.

    • @MD88Pilot
      @MD88Pilot 5 років тому +3

      @@kaijucifer3544 See but every team cheats. Including yours.

    • @ellieelle7318
      @ellieelle7318 5 років тому +1

      @@ostrich6175 were you looking this up on Google? Not being a jerk, just asking.

  • @TheAtaraxy
    @TheAtaraxy 5 років тому +262

    LaMaR cAnT tHrOw
    Current stats:
    10/11 210 yards and 4 TDs .... And that's just the first half

    • @kylemartineau8269
      @kylemartineau8269 5 років тому +51

      Against the dolphins....

    • @adamo1825
      @adamo1825 5 років тому +31

      Kyle Martineau here is the hater I was waiting for 👏

    • @kylemartineau8269
      @kylemartineau8269 5 років тому +30

      @@adamo1825 bud that's like bragging you beat the 2017 browns lol

    • @krabmeat
      @krabmeat 5 років тому +25

      Lamar jackson played great regardless of which team he played against. Their defense looked pretty scary too. Ravens fans need to calm down, (its only game one) and other teams, need too stay on their toes. Lamar was lookin dangerous.

    • @chipspangler736
      @chipspangler736 5 років тому +15

      Final stats of ...
      17/20 -- 324 yards -- 5 TDs -- 0 INT -- perfect QB rating
      And he sat out the entire 4th quarter.

  • @brendankern6518
    @brendankern6518 5 років тому +41

    Who’s watching when Lamar Jackson threw for 5 touchdowns in the opener

    • @whattheyourgae9627
      @whattheyourgae9627 5 років тому

      Me

    • @subscribetopewdiepieunsubs7765
      @subscribetopewdiepieunsubs7765 5 років тому

      Cool. And one time the Jets peats the Pats and Colts in the playoffs. Doesn't mean much beyond a fluke.

    • @JacksonVanHoose
      @JacksonVanHoose 5 років тому

      Did you forget he plays against the dolphins, a kid with no limbs in a hospital talking to the Make-A-Wish foundation could throw 5 TD’s against the dolphins sorry excuse for a defense.

    • @noahp1124
      @noahp1124 5 років тому

      Against the dolphins

    • @aidanspence697
      @aidanspence697 5 років тому

      Brendan Kern the fucking dolphins are rebuilding dumbass

  • @spongebobsquarepants9504
    @spongebobsquarepants9504 4 роки тому +1

    everybody gangster till your team comes up

  • @ferrisjones350
    @ferrisjones350 4 роки тому +1

    “And on behalf of the NFC East we all say thank you” still is the best line in this

  • @GavinBoccuto
    @GavinBoccuto 5 років тому +10

    welp D-Jax is back and he was bombing with 8 rec 150 yards 2 td

  • @gsilva9887
    @gsilva9887 5 років тому +7

    The Patriots diss was just every comment section on the internet when they win another super bowl

  • @gabrielmwoodman9867
    @gabrielmwoodman9867 5 років тому +16

    When I saw the NFL post a UA-cam video that AB was released, I commented I hope to god that he doesn't get signed by the pats.... And that proves the world hates everyone that's not a fan of the patriots fan

    • @lightyagami3492
      @lightyagami3492 5 років тому +1

      AB got released and picked up so quick that's it's suspicious. It seems like belichick had made a deal before AB left.

  • @djdeac
    @djdeac 5 років тому

    Cardinals fan thanks you for not mentioning the Monday Night Meltdown which gave us the most epic Dennis Green rant.
    The Bears are who we thought they were...

  • @ml_daryl
    @ml_daryl 5 років тому +1

    As a bears fan, I was heavily disappointed at Cody Parkey, now we got Eddie Pinero, which fixed the terrible kicker problem. Now its just a better QB that the Bears need

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 років тому +11

    Nobody:
    Russell: *U N L I M I T E D*

    • @Jugglerexe
      @Jugglerexe 5 років тому +1

      Unlimited diarrhea.

  • @liamyt5902
    @liamyt5902 5 років тому +4

    You got me with the Minnesota miracle I smashed the screen

  • @gabereeve7708
    @gabereeve7708 5 років тому +11

    I'm a Vikings fans but that didn't trigger me he just told the truth

  • @logan_rx
    @logan_rx 5 років тому +6

    That Jacoby Brissett joke didn’t age well

  • @godstsunami6842
    @godstsunami6842 5 років тому +9

    as a bills fan i was expecting a wide right reference

  • @spittadame6138
    @spittadame6138 5 років тому +3

    2:33 “Nah the Colts beat u by a lot” continue your video lol

  • @williamsmith666
    @williamsmith666 5 років тому +5

    YES.
    My bottle of BBQ sauce is ready for the roasting.
    EDIT: The Crab Legs are eternal.

  • @blu4533
    @blu4533 5 років тому +10

    Lamar Jackson pretty good for a running back huh 😂

  • @pouncingpantherpucks2779
    @pouncingpantherpucks2779 4 роки тому +1

    Even though I'm a jets fan I was laughing more than getting pissed off. I hope Namath stopped drinking cuz that clip was wild. "I wanna kiss you".

  • @charlesbrink2989
    @charlesbrink2989 5 років тому +3

    I love how he has so much on everyone but like one thing on the Saints and it’s about the fans, not the team

    • @yeeticus6928
      @yeeticus6928 5 років тому

      I think that was kinda the point of this. It wasn’t necessarily limited to roasting the team and it’s history but just anything to piss off the fan bases, and as a saints fan I can say that it worked, although I wasn’t bothered until the Minnesota miracle was mentioned

  • @Kaquince15
    @Kaquince15 5 років тому +5

    The Mat Patrica joke😂😂

  • @gb13.
    @gb13. 2 роки тому +3

    Watching these while the Bengals are in the SB and Matthew Staford is the SB winner😂

  • @notowen__8667
    @notowen__8667 5 років тому +4

    I’m a colts fan and I now die laughing at that “punt” play

  • @Just____STEVE7
    @Just____STEVE7 4 роки тому +2

    As a Jets fan, can’t lie, that Jets take was hilarious

  • @GiraffreyG
    @GiraffreyG 5 років тому +1

    I ain't even mad. 9ers was spot on.

  • @scottstout7595
    @scottstout7595 5 років тому +4

    Basically what I took away from this is if and AFC east team is the Super Bowl, put an NFC east team against them to kick their a**.

  • @mdrlhighlights7076
    @mdrlhighlights7076 5 років тому +5

    7:30
    Sunday: Lamar Jackson Throws Five(Points Vids) Touchdown Passes

  • @DLandTakes
    @DLandTakes 5 років тому +5

    9:37 I knew it was coming and I was still mad

  • @gregtownsend7173
    @gregtownsend7173 5 років тому +1

    Thanks for not saying shit about deflategate. I commend you for your intelligence and respect

  • @eduardosequeira8199
    @eduardosequeira8199 3 роки тому +1

    Tom Brady “a system qb “ who now has won yet another super bowl in his first year as a buccaneer 🤣🤣🤣

  • @christopherlambert5727
    @christopherlambert5727 5 років тому +13

    Why does it seem like he’s more triggered about the patriots than I am about listening to roasts of my team😂

  • @blake5393
    @blake5393 5 років тому +16

    Actually we couldn’t afford Sherman because we had to pay for the rest of the LOB and Russell

  • @bengibson3298
    @bengibson3298 5 років тому +5

    Lamar Jackson Will Have A Pro Bowl Season

  • @cartercharles9578
    @cartercharles9578 5 років тому +1

    Dolphins part aged well

  • @chriswatson4430
    @chriswatson4430 5 років тому +1

    You made me laugh my ass off with the Colts commentary.

  • @itssquidface891
    @itssquidface891 5 років тому +3

    I’m a bills fan and all those roasts were fair but the bills are actually pretty good this year

    • @JP-ml1xe
      @JP-ml1xe 5 років тому

      Na brah. Yall gonna fall just like always. Squeeze out wins against shitty teams

    • @Revenswrld999
      @Revenswrld999 5 років тому

      RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT DING DING DING

  • @thedenver2724
    @thedenver2724 5 років тому +9

    I’m so early and ready to cry as a Giants fan

    • @UHOH_415
      @UHOH_415 5 років тому

      TheDenver27 remember, you prevented 19-0

    • @thedenver2724
      @thedenver2724 5 років тому

      MrUHOH415 tru tru

  • @erc6943
    @erc6943 5 років тому +3

    The first time that a Colts one has mad me a little bit mad

  • @saari985
    @saari985 4 роки тому +1

    As a saints fan, gotta say I’m proud of how much I kept my cool knowing that the know call and Minneapolis miracle were gonna be in here. Lol this dude knows how to get the hate flowing though

  • @rangerbobox1915
    @rangerbobox1915 4 роки тому +2

    As a Colts fan, the whole Andrew Luck retirement saga will haunt my dreams for all of eternity...or when we win a super bowl. So like I said: eternity.

    • @basketballfan2323
      @basketballfan2323 3 роки тому

      Could of been worse. At least he didn't retire at halftime👍

  • @shanedubois9867
    @shanedubois9867 5 років тому +6

    I am crying from the saints one in laughing tears

  • @Letherface47
    @Letherface47 5 років тому +8

    Haven’t seen it but the Bears one is definitely the Double Doink :(
    Edit: yeah, I was right :(

    • @daBEAGLE1017
      @daBEAGLE1017 5 років тому +2

      It's sad that that's one of the few things he could think of with Chicago. At least he didn't mention that Ditka didn't even let Sweetness score a TD in the Superbowl but allowed the Fridge to score one. That is the most hurtful things in Bears history IMFAO.

    • @Yeen125
      @Yeen125 5 років тому

      Also, the ‘85 Bears are overrated. They only won that Super Bowl in a blowout because Dan Marino and the Dolphins (only team to defeat them that season) choked in the AFC title game.

    • @daBEAGLE1017
      @daBEAGLE1017 5 років тому +1

      @@Yeen125 choked? Really? The dolphins had 4 loses in 85 to Houston, Detroit, New England and the Jets and the Bears beat New England twice, the Lions twice and the Jets once in games that weren't even close. Too bad they didn't play the Oilers that season.
      As for Miami winning....well
      Jim McMahon didn't play that game due to a shoulder injury and with the NFC North wrapped up, Ditka didn't want to risk him injuring it more so Fuller played instead. So by Chicago beating 3 of the 4 teams that Miami lost to and Miami bearing them without their starting QB you're saying they were overrated"? I guess you understand overrated and choking seeing that
      Dan Marino aka "mister 8wins and 10loses" in the playoffs who choked in every single big game he played in but still gets into the HOF because his stats came from him playing teams two times a in season that were from a weak division he belonged to for 17 years.
      McMahon was one of the most accurate passers in the 80s even with that shoulder injury but when
      Charles Martin picked him up and slammed him down on it, it ruined his career.
      Walter Payton, Singletary, Willie Gault, Richard Dent, Mike Hampton, Steve McMichael, McMahon, etc etc, Defensive Coordinator
      Buddy Ryan the invention of the 46 defense, Coach Ditka you say we're "overrated"?
      Your brain is overrated!!! But then again why am I arguing football with a guy who says he is a "broney" (a guy, brother who worships my little pony)?

  • @DaCoDgamer
    @DaCoDgamer 5 років тому +6

    Damn as a chargers and clippers fan... I’m hurted ☹️😂😂😂😂

  • @scazermazz
    @scazermazz 5 років тому

    Clarification......
    DJax didn't leave, he was traded along with McCoy because Chip Kelly didn't like them.
    The Santa Claus incident happened because a fill in Santa was going past his 15 minutes of fame,delaying the start of a game.

  • @kyle99223
    @kyle99223 5 років тому +2

    That Jake Locker comment hit home😭😭😭.😂

  • @seth5265
    @seth5265 5 років тому +4

    I want to be mad, but I’m not because every other team got ribbed 😂

  • @DrDrain-vm6ej
    @DrDrain-vm6ej 5 років тому +8

    For us dolphin fans just show us the score of the ravens game 🤦‍♂️

  • @k9inek639
    @k9inek639 5 років тому +21

    How you feel about Lamar Jackson’s game today

    • @KG-qk1qp
      @KG-qk1qp 5 років тому +1

      how about now after that brilliant 161/1/3 performance yesterday? lol...

  • @brodyp8609
    @brodyp8609 5 років тому +1

    ELI DID NOT GET LUCKY. He beat the undeafeated pats!

  • @Feddy94a
    @Feddy94a 5 років тому

    As a seahawks fan I was fully ready for you to show us Superbowl 49